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مسلسل Home Improvement مترجم - Episode 4
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00:00Oh
00:34Oh
01:12Okay now that we've finished clamping our stool and the glue is set let's move on to our tabletop
01:16I'm going to show you how to do a dado head cut move today
01:21Now a dado is just a carpenter's term for a groove cut into wood
01:25And if you use the word dado your wife will think you're real intelligent right Al?
01:30I'm not married Tim
01:32Well if you use it in a conversation you know maybe you get lucky
01:40For cutting that dado we're going to be using something that looks a lot like this
01:44Here you go Tim
01:47Thank you
01:50This is the Binford Mach 3 super plunge router
01:53Oh a thing of beauty isn't it
01:553 horsepower motor
01:57Variable electronic speed control
01:58And adjustable depth stop system
02:00When using a router
02:02You want to use a real steady hand
02:04Well you might want to use the guide arm Tim
02:06So it doesn't get away from you
02:07Well you don't always have to use the guide arm if you have a steady hand
02:11Well if you want a straight line Tim
02:13Al I've been doing this for years alright
02:19Okay start our cut set your depth gauge and get going
02:40Perfect Al
02:41Just does a good job of scrolling
02:47While Al cleans up this deliberate mess of mine
02:49I'd like to welcome a new family member to tool time
02:53Alpena Michigan
02:55Cold in the winter
02:56Pretty cold in the summer too isn't it
02:59Kid around with you
03:00It's channel 97 there in your cable box
03:02And I'd like to give the folks up there in Alpena
03:05Al
03:05Al there you are
03:06Tool time greet
03:08What do you say Al?
03:09Come on guys
03:12Well I'll tell you
03:16That's about all for tool time today
03:19I'm Tim the tool man Taylor
03:21Hoping
03:22Hoping
03:23That all your fasteners
03:25Stay tight
03:26See you next time
03:36Good show Al
03:38Good show
03:38Yeah right Tim
03:40You know
03:41I'm installing a satellite dish this Saturday
03:43You mean the one we used on the show last week?
03:46They almost gave it to me demo costs
03:48Cost me nothing man
03:49Well I'm happy for you Tim
03:50No
03:52I was kind of hoping you could stop by Saturday
03:53Maybe have lunch and help me put it up
03:55Oh gee
03:56Well I was kind of hoping to have the weekend alone
03:58Kind of a private man time
04:01Al
04:02Oh good Al
04:03Yeah
04:04What time did you say you wanted to come over tomorrow
04:06To help me put up my bookshelves?
04:10Oh uh
04:12How about nine o'clock?
04:13That's perfect
04:14I'll see you then
04:15Bye Tim
04:15See you Lace
04:16Bye Tom
04:18Kind of that private man time huh?
04:23Well she's a co-worker Tim
04:24I think of her as a man
04:30That's why you're still single Al
04:37Okay once we get that satellite dish put up on the roof there
04:40Run that coax cable down the wall there Mark
04:42Run it through the house
04:43Stop it here
04:44Attach that TV set
04:45And we are equipped to get 200 stations
04:48200 stations?
04:50Yeah
04:51Great now it's going to take 45 minutes for you to find out there's nothing on you want to watch
04:59Hey
05:01Can you smell that?
05:03That's diesel fumes
05:04That's a turbo diesel
05:06That's 16 speeds
05:07Tantum axle
05:09That's a delivery truck
05:10You can smell that?
05:14I sure can
05:15Come on help me out
05:15Go out in that front porch
05:17And see if that delivery truck's on the way
05:19Because I think our satellite dish is coming
05:20Let me know when it's in
05:22Oh great
05:23You're a lifesaver
05:25No no no
05:26No today is fine
05:27Come right over
05:28Thank you so much
05:29I really appreciate this
05:30Okay bye bye
05:33Who was that?
05:34Rondahl
05:35Rondahl
05:36Yeah you know the teacher from that job search seminar I've been taking?
05:40Why is he coming over here?
05:42Well last Monday after class we were having coffee
05:44And he said that anybody who needed
05:46Time out flag that play
05:49You had coffee with Rondahl?
05:51Yeah
05:51Yeah
05:53You didn't tell me
05:54Didn't tell me about this coffee
05:56Oh I'm sorry
05:57It was cream
05:58Two sugars
06:00What
06:02Was it coffee
06:03Or coffee and dancing?
06:05Oh
06:07Tam
06:08Don't be silly
06:08It was a few of us
06:10Went out for coffee
06:12After class
06:12Safety in numbers
06:13And Rondahl said that if anybody needed any extra help
06:16That we should give him a call
06:17So you sprinted right over the phone and called him
06:22Yes
06:22He's gonna help me get my resume in order for that job interview I have Monday
06:26Giving up his whole day Saturday
06:27That guy must have a pretty understanding wife
06:30He's not married
06:32How'd you find that out?
06:33During coffee?
06:35I don't know while we were dancing
06:39Tim
06:40What is the matter with you?
06:41Don't you trust me?
06:42No it's not trust
06:43I'm just
06:44I'm just not sure that a man would give an all day Saturday for a woman unless he wanted something
06:48in return
06:49Tim
06:49He's just a good guy
06:50He's helping me out
06:52Don't I recall you telling me that he was this big strapping cute big hunk kind of guy?
06:58You know I never said that
07:01Is he kind of cute?
07:03I don't know
07:04Some people would say so
07:06Cutter than me
07:10Some people would say so
07:18Hey this is cool
07:20Excellent
07:21That's true parabolic shape
07:24For super efficient reflectivity man
07:26Mr. Taylor
07:27Can we sign this please?
07:29Sure man
07:29Oh my god
07:31This thing is huge
07:33How are you ever going to get that up on the roof?
07:35Well that's why I have that pulley ratchet system set up up there
07:41Well you're going to put this up yourself?
07:43Uh-huh
07:45Yeah
07:46Right
07:56Tim
07:57What do you actually know about installing a satellite dish?
08:01Simple
08:02Mount it
08:02Point it straight up
08:03Any man could do that
08:07Yeah
08:08But
08:10But it has to stay up longer than ten seconds
08:21Oh that must be Rondell
08:23Oh boys look it's a dancing coffee drinker
08:25Hey
08:26Tim
08:27This interview is really important to me
08:29And this guy is going to help me please behave
08:31I promise I'll be a perfect gentleman the entire time he's here
08:35How does this thing work dad?
08:37Well
08:38Use your imagination if you will
08:39You look up there
08:40There's satellites orbiting the planet
08:43Sucking up information from every corner of the globe
08:45And spitting it back down here in this parabolic dish
08:47Now this is very dangerous though
08:48Satellite dishes
08:49Because they have a pulse of their own
08:50And if you
08:51If you don't watch out
08:52They can suck in
08:53There's nothing
08:53You look up there
08:56No
08:57I don't have to
08:57I don't have to
09:08I don't even need to
09:10I don't have to
09:10Maybe I don't want to
09:12You guys are around a neuron
09:14I don't have to
09:18I don't have to
09:21You say no
09:21No, it's not.
09:24No, it's not.
09:25No, I don't know where they get these ideas.
09:26Go on, you guys.
09:27Get out of here.
09:30Mommy, look.
09:31I got a splinter.
09:32Oh, honey.
09:33Well, let's go get the tweezers and we'll get that out.
09:35Will you excuse me?
09:36Just a minute.
09:37Honey, I hope you realize I'm going to have to use the needle.
09:41No!
09:45So, Jill's told me a lot about you, Ron.
09:48Rondal.
09:48It's Rondal.
09:51Great name.
09:55You know, you look familiar, right?
09:59Well, you probably see me on TV.
10:00I got my own home improvement show.
10:02Jill told you about it.
10:03No, she didn't mention it.
10:05Oh, no, right, right, right.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:06Of course, of course.
10:07That's why you look familiar.
10:08You got that little tool show on the cable.
10:10Well, you know, we don't look at it as little because we pick up a lot of cities.
10:13We just got Alpina.
10:14Oh, yeah?
10:14Really?
10:15Both sets?
10:18Sorry, I'm just kidding you there, pal.
10:20It's pretty funny, Rondal.
10:21Oh, do that thing you do on the show, that barking sound.
10:31What's really not barking, it's more like a simian, a grunt.
10:34Oh, yeah, barking, grunting, whatever.
10:37It's very funny.
10:38Very funny show.
10:39You're very funny on it.
10:40It's not all fun and games.
10:41It's a home improvement show, basically, is what we do.
10:43Well, yeah, but you're very funny on it.
10:45I mean, not like the other guy on the show, the guy who knows everything.
10:47I mean, Al.
10:53Al's my assistant.
10:55He assists me.
11:01I think I got everything ready.
11:02Do you want to get started?
11:03Sure.
11:04I'd like to help you guys, but I'm going to finish up that satellite stuff.
11:07Can I take your coat?
11:08Oh, thank you.
11:09Your, uh, your husband's putting up a satellite dish, huh?
11:12Yeah.
11:13This afternoon.
11:13Uh-huh.
11:14I hope you have some help.
11:15Don't need any help, Bondo.
11:20No, I'm going to do it all by myself.
11:22Tim, maybe you should call Al, because, you know, he really knows about all that stuff.
11:30Al is my assistant.
11:31He assists me.
11:33Yeah, I think you should listen to Jill, you know.
11:35And I had mine put in.
11:36I had a couple of guys from Global View Satellites install it.
11:40Did you?
11:40Mm-hmm.
11:41Well, that must have cost you a pretty penny, huh?
11:43Well, you know, it was worth it when you consider that the installation requires a precise calculation
11:49of the declination angle of the dish in relation to the equator.
11:55Yeah.
11:58Slightest deviation in the dish is useless.
12:01Of course, you know that.
12:03Goes without saying.
12:06Tim, call Al.
12:10Al is busy today.
12:14Of course, the important thing right now is that you just get that dish up on the roof.
12:18No problemo, Rondinello.
12:25Wilson?
12:27Wilson, are you back there?
12:28Right here, good neighbor.
12:30I was wondering, when you watch my show, Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
12:33Well, I've got to be honest with you, Tim.
12:35I've never seen the show.
12:38You've never seen my show?
12:40No, Leonard.
12:41But I don't have a television.
12:43Everybody's got a TV.
12:44Not me.
12:45I just use my imagination.
12:47Watch the pictures inside my mind.
12:54Cuts down on reruns then, doesn't it?
12:58Not really, Tim.
12:59There's always deja vu.
13:04Tim, I've got the feeling you've got something more on your mind than television.
13:07Eh, not really, Wilson.
13:10It's just Jill is working on a resume with this guy, a know-it-all type.
13:15He's trying to impress her.
13:17Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
13:18And that worries you?
13:19Well, I'm not jealous.
13:22You know, I'm the least jealous guy on earth, really.
13:23Curious thing about jealousy.
13:25Usually, it stems from insecurity.
13:28Well, there's no insecurity here, I'll tell you that.
13:32However much I'm not jealous, I'm twice as much not insecure.
13:38Well, you should be secure, Tim.
13:40You've got what every man dreams of.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Satellite dish.
13:47No, Tim.
13:48Three strapping boys.
13:49A nice home.
13:51A loving wife.
13:55You're so right, man.
13:57Jill and I share so many great things.
14:00Memories.
14:01Great food we love eating, you know.
14:03Laughter.
14:05Nobody makes her laugh like I do.
14:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:30It's so funny.
14:31What are you laughing at?
14:32No, it's nothing.
14:32It's nothing at all, really.
14:33Come on, I just...
14:34We always laugh around here.
14:35Come on, what's so funny?
14:36Well, okay.
14:38There's a woman in our class that was always asking questions.
14:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:45No, honey, that's not the funny part.
14:47Oh, yeah.
14:48So anyway, this one day, Rondahl asks if there are any questions,
14:52and the woman stands up and forgets what she was going to say.
14:56Oh, it's really...
14:57I told you, it's not funny.
15:00Guess you had to be there.
15:03Yeah.
15:03I've got to make some measurements for this cable,
15:05so you guys just pretend like I'm not here.
15:07Okay, okay.
15:07Now, listen, about this interview.
15:09Hmm?
15:09I was going to wear this blue suit with a plain white blouse.
15:13Now, is that just too blah?
15:14No, no, I like white.
15:15It's simple, but it's classic.
15:16It shows you're not a slave to trends.
15:18Hmm.
15:22Yes?
15:22What was that, Tim?
15:24Huh?
15:24Oh, uh, nothing.
15:26I was thinking about that joke.
15:28She didn't know what to say.
15:32It just took me a while.
15:36So, anyway, Rondahl, this jacket has really big shoulder pads,
15:40so should I take them out?
15:41Because, you know, you hear about how wide shoulders make your neck look small and geeky.
15:44No, no, no, no.
15:46Wide shoulders show that you bear responsibility.
15:57Maybe we should just, you know, get back to the resume.
16:00Okay, um, I brought some samples over, which I left in the car.
16:05I'll go get them.
16:06Be right back.
16:06Oh, okay.
16:11Damn, what was this?
16:15Shovel and manure.
16:18You're not buying this, crock.
16:20I love this stuff.
16:22Well, and shoulder pads show a strength in motion, and color just brightens your life.
16:25I know, I know.
16:26It sounds really stupid, but the guy is a professional.
16:30He knows what he's doing.
16:31Now, what is the matter with you?
16:32What's the matter with me is I'm seeing a guy in my house hitting on my wife.
16:36What?
16:37Oh, come on.
16:38Don't be so naive.
16:41Wait, you see what's happening here?
16:42No.
16:44Guy's over here on Saturday, drinking coffee, making you laugh.
16:51Oh, God, you're right.
16:54How could I have missed something so obvious?
16:57He's obviously just a great big walking hormone.
17:02You laugh.
17:03You make jokes.
17:04I can smell testosterone right here.
17:08Oh, and just a wee bit of estrogen thrown in, huh?
17:11Damn!
17:12Look at this.
17:14Damn, get out of there.
17:16That is his personal property.
17:17Look at this.
17:18It's breath mints, cigarette.
17:20Huh.
17:21Now I got it.
17:22This is before.
17:24This is after.
17:28You know, there may be a very good reason for him to have breath mints.
17:31I mean, Rondell may just have bad breath.
17:33Actually, I don't.
17:37Oh.
17:40Oh, Rondell.
17:41You know, I'm sorry.
17:42I just, you know, sometimes when people smoke, they have bad breath.
17:45Will you excuse me for a minute, please?
17:46I want to talk to him.
17:47I want to talk to him.
17:51All right.
17:52Come on.
17:54Kim?
17:56I haven't worked in a really long time.
17:58I'm really nervous about this interview that I have Monday.
18:01This guy is trying to help me.
18:03This guy would be helping himself to you if I wasn't here.
18:06He'd have his hands all over you.
18:07No chance of that.
18:08You haven't left us alone for more than ten minutes.
18:11Is that what you want?
18:11Ten minutes?
18:12I just, I just want to finish my resume.
18:15Excuse me.
18:18Excuse me, Rondell.
18:20I'll be up on the roof completely out of sight.
18:21You won't even hear me the rest of the day.
18:23I can't hear a thing.
18:24I'll be up there all by myself.
18:32I am so sorry for all the interruptions.
18:35That's okay.
18:36Maybe we can do this another time.
18:37Oh, but my interview at the Duncan Phillips Agency is on Monday.
18:42Oh, okay.
18:43Well, then let's finish your resume.
18:45We're almost done anyhow.
18:46Um, what time is your appointment on Monday?
18:48It's two o'clock.
18:49Uh, why don't you and I have lunch together?
18:53Are you saying, uh, lunch just, you and me?
18:56Just the two of us?
18:57No, of course not.
18:57No, I'm a good friend of the VP of sales over there,
19:00and I thought maybe you could join us before the interview.
19:02Oh, great.
19:04Great.
19:04That, that, that just would be a tremendous help.
19:10Indeed.
19:13Now, um, when you put down your educational information,
19:17make sure that, you know, I'm sorry, I forgot,
19:20my friend won't be back from Cleveland on Monday.
19:22Oh.
19:23Oh.
19:24But you and I could still get together.
19:27No, wait, wait, you mean that we're back to, uh,
19:28you and I alone together?
19:30Mm-hmm.
19:40Jill, you know your husband's hanging from the roof,
19:44spying on us.
19:45No, no, he's not spying on us.
19:47No, he's just hanging upside down, um,
19:50he does that all the time, to check things.
19:54I think he has a problem with me.
19:56No, he really likes you.
19:57Does he?
19:58Yeah.
19:58Yeah.
20:01I think he's a little bit uncomfortable with me.
20:03And I think it's because he's sensing what I've been sensing.
20:06Which is what?
20:07Well, you have been sending out signals.
20:12Signals?
20:13What signals?
20:14Oh, you asked me out for coffee after class.
20:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
20:19That was just, there were four of us.
20:21You were just across, way across the table.
20:24Oh, yeah.
20:24But, you know, every time I turn around from the blackboard,
20:26I see you staring into my eyes.
20:28No, that's, that's just paying attention.
20:30That's a good thing.
20:31I don't know why you're fighting it, Jill.
20:32There's obviously something happening between us.
20:35I mean, I feel it.
20:36You feel it.
20:37It's chemistry.
20:38No, I flumped chemistry.
20:42Jill, you're playing hard to get.
20:44I love that.
20:44No, no, I'm playing no get.
20:46I am a no get woman.
20:48I'm a happy, married, no get woman with a, with a wonderful husband.
20:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
20:59There's Mr. Wonderful now.
21:01Honey, are you all right?
21:02I was testing the safety line on this, honey.
21:09Rondahl, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
21:13Oh, oh, oh, that's good, that's good.
21:15That's good.
21:15You're pretending to throw me out because your husband can see us.
21:18I'm really throwing you out.
21:19I think you should speak a little louder, you know, so we can hear you.
21:22There's your coat.
21:23There's the door.
21:24That's a good touch with the jackpot, like that.
21:27Look, Rondahl, you want a signal?
21:28Uh-huh.
21:29Here is your signal.
21:32Wait a minute, I'm confused.
21:33Does that mean we're not having lunch?
21:35Get out!
21:40Jill, come on out here, please.
21:42Damn.
21:42Oh, Jim.
21:43I don't believe it.
21:45I am so embarrassed.
21:46I feel like such a fool.
21:47Could you untangle that rope?
21:48You were right.
21:49That slime came on to me.
21:50He wanted me to have lunch with him.
21:52Get him out here.
21:53Come on out here.
21:54Come on out here.
21:54I took care of it.
21:55I threw him out.
21:56Good for you.
21:57He said I was sending him signals.
21:59Jill, could you just untie this knot?
22:01Never send signals.
22:02I know you wouldn't, Jill, but we could talk about this some other time.
22:05Legs are really numb.
22:06I am so sorry.
22:07I just never realized.
22:09You know, I'm a married woman.
22:10I got three kids.
22:11You're a beautiful, intelligent, sexy woman.
22:13And he'd be a fool not to hit on you.
22:17Oh, Tim.
22:19Hey, sweet.
22:23Would you cut me down, please?
22:25No, I like you like this.
22:32All right, settle in.
22:34200 channels of family entertainment.
22:38Seen it.
22:39Seen it.
22:40Seen that.
22:41Seen it.
22:42Seen it.
22:43Seen it.
22:44Will you slow down?
22:45Just let me have that thing.
22:46Oh, boy.
22:48Okay, what's that?
22:50Sumo wrestling from Japan.
22:51You told me, little clue.
22:52Seen it.
22:54Oh, now that's better.
22:57Opera.
22:57Ah!
23:00Woo!
23:31Ah!
23:32Ah!
23:33You!
23:34Oh!
23:39Oh!
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