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00:21Are you going to eat that?
00:26Oh, come on, Phil, this is stupid.
00:28You can't just sit here all day and...
00:32Look, if you don't think Nigel needs to, what about Julie?
00:34I'm sure she could do with some support right now.
00:37Grant's here. Hey.
00:40Then do something for a change.
00:41Oh, honestly, the pair of you just need your heads banging together.
00:54I'm sure she could do with her.
00:56Morning, Mrs Bates.
00:59You been here all night?
01:00Yeah.
01:02Then I said it'd be OK.
01:07Not a very good one, though, have you, love?
01:11Hey?
01:15This is breathing.
01:16It seems to be getting worse.
01:22The antibiotics, they're not working, are they?
01:25I'm afraid not.
01:27Maybe we could take a step outside.
01:29No, no, I'm not leaving him.
01:31I know what you're going to say.
01:33I'm not wasting one single precious moment with him.
01:42It's time to stop, isn't it?
01:47We could try a different course.
01:50What, you wouldn't recommend it?
01:54Nigel's very frail.
01:57His chances of surviving...
01:58It's OK, Doctor.
01:59You don't need to spell it out.
02:03Only this was coming.
02:12No matter how strong the spirit,
02:16there's only so much a body can take.
02:31You'll make him comfortable.
02:34And you make sure he's not in any pain.
02:37We'll discharge him back to the care home.
02:40They're well-versed in end-of-life care.
02:56It's time to go home.
02:57No way.
03:05He's your brother.
03:06Aren't you worried about him?
03:08Not as much as I am about Nigel and Julie.
03:10I don't see what the problem is if he reckons he's said his goodbyes.
03:14Go on.
03:15When did you get it?
03:17You come see Nigel, huh?
03:19Amongst other things.
03:20Go on, just get back over there.
03:22And do what?
03:23Put him in a headlock and drag him up the hospital.
03:25So he's feeling bad.
03:27Well, join the club.
03:28My oldest mate in the world is laying there struggling for every breath and there's nothing
03:32I know, I know, and I'm not saying it's easy for you and all.
03:35Julie!
03:36What?
03:39Hang on, just calm down.
03:47Come on, just calm down.
04:11What are you doing here?
04:13What?
04:13I can ask you the same question.
04:15What?
04:16This is my house.
04:17I thought you was on his test drive.
04:19Yeah, but the bloke didn't show up, so I just want to come and put a wash on him.
04:23Why am I even explaining myself to you?
04:25This is my house.
04:26What are you doing here?
04:28Just come to look for that log block, you know, for the blue hatchback.
04:32I thought you might have brought it home.
04:34That was in the file.
04:36Oh, yeah.
04:37How did you get in anyway?
04:41What was that?
04:43Eh?
04:45Please tell me you have not got some trollop in there.
04:47No, of course not, no.
04:50That's a rat.
04:52I saw it in the kitchen, yeah, I chased it into there.
04:55I don't think you can get out of the door, close the size of it, it's massive.
04:59Oh, yeah!
05:00I don't know.
05:01Just do something about it, then.
05:03Don't just stand there.
05:04Get a trip or something!
05:06Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:18So, you'll be there, right?
05:20Sixth face, child.
05:21And remember, not a word to moan.
05:23She's still up there.
05:25I thought Zoe was going to keep her away.
05:26Yeah, she's meeting her in the caf.
05:28About 15 minutes ago.
05:30Now, what are you doing?
05:31Zoe's waiting.
05:32Keep your ear on, I'm coming!
05:36Uh, so, word's out, so unless you need me for anything else.
05:40Actually, uh, this place needs a bit of livening up, so I was thinking, did you...
05:44Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea, Jessica.
05:45Huh?
05:46Look, we all know Moe loves a stripper here, but...
05:51There's hot body on a woman our age.
05:52It's a lethal combination.
05:53It could kill her.
05:55Actually, uh, Shrimpy is doing the entertainment,
05:58and I just need you to pick up some balloons.
06:00Shrimpy.
06:01Just want to know you've got a damn nettle.
06:02Oh, what? So, crime watch is more important than your own granddaughter.
06:06It's to fry up in a caf.
06:07Anyway, beggars can't be choosers.
06:10Right.
06:11So grateful.
06:12All right, everyone.
06:13I have some space.
06:14All right.
06:16Mum?
06:17Are you going to visit Dad today?
06:20Um, not today.
06:22Why?
06:23Well, the doctor just reckons he might need a bit of space, doesn't he?
06:28Look, he's in safe hands, okay?
06:30I promise you, everything's going to be all right.
06:33In the meantime, we just need to get on the best we can.
06:35You guys for college, and me making enough to pay the bills.
06:40You're going to be okay, right?
06:42Yeah, of course.
06:45We might just need to tighten our bills.
06:48But just a bit, okay?
06:50I've got everything under control.
06:53Oh, there she is.
06:55Employee of the month.
06:57Two break finished ten minutes ago.
06:59Maybe I should just be grateful.
07:00You're not riding off more of my motors or trying to kill me.
07:02No, you don't talk to her like that, yeah?
07:04Look, it wasn't her fault.
07:05No, no, he's right.
07:07Sorry.
07:07I just got caught up.
07:09It's all right.
07:10Don't worry.
07:11I'll see us right.
07:27I'll see you.
07:28In that cupboard.
07:31It's not funny, Max.
07:32If I hadn't found a screwdriver down the back of the washing machine, I'd have still been in there.
07:35Come on, where's it says you've ever gone?
07:37In that cupboard.
07:39Along with any shred of dignity.
07:41I mean, it's enough you calling me a rat.
07:44I heard what Lauren said.
07:45Yeah, well, she would have said a lot more, wouldn't she, if she got the door open?
07:47Yeah, we let her.
07:49I don't want to be your dirty little secret.
07:52If you're really serious about this...
07:54I said I have, didn't I?
07:56We agreed, didn't I?
07:57What, do you really think we can hide it?
07:59I mean, it's been less than a week and already...
08:01We're just going to have to be more careful, aren't we?
08:05Lighten up.
08:07Have a little gnaw on that.
08:08Of course.
08:17So, has he woken up at all?
08:20No.
08:23Not since you signed me yesterday.
08:26They said there's no, um...
08:29Well, they don't expect him to, but there's no home for us to it, so...
08:35You'd think I'd be ready.
08:38It's not like I didn't know this was coming.
08:43So, have you spoken to Claire?
08:46Yeah, I'm left her a message, but I don't know whether she'll want to come.
08:49And, um, I can't get a hold of Josh, because, um...
08:52He's, uh, he's in China with work, I think.
08:57But you look knackered.
08:59Why didn't you go and get yourself some air?
09:00No, I don't want to leave him.
09:02Look, he ain't going anywhere, not without you.
09:04He wouldn't dare.
09:06And, uh, I haven't had a chance to chat with him.
09:10And there are some stories that are not fit for your ears.
09:14You...
09:15You grab yourself a coffee, get something to eat.
09:19Yeah, thanks.
09:20I'll take five minutes, and, um...
09:23I'll go and get changed.
09:24I'll go and get changed.
09:56How'd you get in?
09:59Sam, give me your keys.
10:01Why are you sitting here in the dunk?
10:04Some of the nagging's already given me an headache, so you, uh...
10:07Hang on about me visiting Nigel Dunk, because Nigel...
10:12Nigel's already gone.
10:14Has he done?
10:15I mean...
10:17He mentions your name to Grant.
10:21What?
10:22Who told you that?
10:23Grant.
10:25So what I'm saying is, is that he's...
10:27He's still in there somewhere, Nigel.
10:31It's just words, you know, it's just words.
10:33It don't mean anything.
10:34That's...
10:35That's even if it's true.
10:37He loves...
10:37He loves sticking the night bin, doesn't he?
10:39He reckons I'm not done enough for his mate.
10:41His mate!
10:42Yeah, well, let's see how he's doing in a couple of months' time.
10:45That's if he's still around, yeah?
10:48Yeah, well, there won't be none here for that.
10:52They're stopping Nigel's treatment, Phil.
10:56That's what I'll come to tell you.
10:58I don't know the ins and outs, but...
11:01The doctor spoke to Julie, and...
11:08Phil, you need to go.
11:12Listen...
11:13When I had to say goodbye to my low-
11:19It was the hardest thing that I've ever had to do.
11:26But I do feel better for it down the road.
11:29You know what I mean?
11:30I told you I'm done, Billy, all right?
11:31So just get out, go.
11:33Please, Phil, just take the...
11:34Just go!
11:35Go, Billy, get out, go!
11:37Do you understand?
11:57You always were a big kid.
12:00Do you remember when you superglued that coin to the pavement?
12:06Big Ron needed his back in trying to lift that slab up.
12:10And you came into the Vic later on.
12:13I shortchanged you.
12:14You asked for your money.
12:16And I gave you the slab with the coin still stuck to it.
12:24Oh, come on, Nigel.
12:27Throw me a bone here, mate.
12:30You know, I was never any good at small talk.
12:35Get my stone.
12:37Get my stone.
12:38Nigel, Nigel, relax.
12:39It's on the bath.
12:41Nigel, relax.
12:41It's stones on the bath.
12:43Nurse!
12:44One last stone.
12:45Nurse, I need a nurse here!
12:46Get off!
12:47Nurse!
12:47Nurse!
12:48I need no stones!
12:49One last stone!
12:51It's here!
12:52It's here!
12:53All right.
12:53All right.
12:54He's fine.
12:55I need to panic.
12:57All right.
12:58Nothing to worry about.
13:00Okay?
13:01Here we go.
13:08So what'd you say?
13:10You're more intimate with this car than most men are with their wives.
13:15So?
13:17Yeah.
13:18Okay.
13:18I'll take it.
13:19Great.
13:20Can you knock 600 pound off?
13:22Sorry.
13:23That's over 50%.
13:24You want to make the sale or not?
13:26Tyres have only got a few thousand miles left in them.
13:28Bumper's loose.
13:29Bodywork's not exactly pristine.
13:30Well, what do you expect?
13:31It's over 20 years old.
13:33You spend more on a weekend in Clackett.
13:34Don't get chippy with me, sweetheart.
13:35It's overpriced.
13:36Oh, don't sweetheart me, all right?
13:38I've spent over 45 minutes answering your stupid questions.
13:41Is everything all right?
13:42Yeah, this joker's had me demonstrate literally every single radio channel.
13:45I've had the spare tire out, the spark slugs.
13:47Yeah, I just calmed down.
13:48I'm buying a car.
13:49Well, you ain't, are you, at that price to stay like robbery?
13:51I'm on commission, all right?
13:53I've got kids to provide for.
13:54That's all right, mate.
13:54She's had a few personal problems.
13:55Go to the office.
13:56That's right.
13:56I can help you.
13:57You're wasting your time, all right?
13:59He ain't going to buy anything.
13:59What sort of mug listens to A.M.?
14:01Oi, get in the office or sling your hook.
14:06That's all right, mate.
14:17I thought I told you to stay away.
14:18Don't worry, I ain't here to see you.
14:25What's up?
14:27Mark too scared to come and get his own stuff, is he?
14:31You got some front, ain't you?
14:33You know?
14:34What Nigel told you was supposed to be between you and him, but, well,
14:37you told Billy, didn't you?
14:38Where's his stone?
14:41Nigel said it was on the bath.
14:43Where have you put it?
14:44Nowhere, is it?
14:46That was his old house.
14:50How do you know?
14:52Hey?
14:54How do you know?
14:56Hey, don't want to go back yet.
14:58We're spending quality time, aren't we?
15:00We've got a quality time with a Jenny in me hand.
15:03Oi.
15:04Oi.
15:06What's the name of him?
15:07I asked you a question.
15:11I thought you didn't give it to us.
15:13He told me.
15:14What?
15:16I thought they stopped treatment.
15:19We ain't gonna give him that, are you?
15:21It was a flat, smooth stone.
15:23You know, for skimming, his old man got it off the beach for him when it was Jamo's 18th.
15:27He ain't gonna notice a difference, believe me.
15:28You don't know that, do you?
15:29You don't know that.
15:30It's like muscle memory in it, you know?
15:35It's the last thing he's asked for.
15:38It's important.
15:39What's important is that I'm there for him.
15:42And I ain't got time to go scrubbing around in the dirt.
15:45As soon as you've got nothing better to do than sit around feeling sorry for yourself,
15:49and go on, knock yourself out.
15:53No.
15:54No, no, you're done on you.
15:57You've washed your hands off him.
16:01Some mate you proved to be.
16:07Phil, you all right?
16:25Max, I'm sorry.
16:27You're not gonna sag me, are you?
16:31Look, please.
16:32Max, I really need this job.
16:34Yeah, I need people I can trust.
16:36You're a liability for here.
16:38Never mind last week.
16:39You're never here.
16:40When you're worried.
16:41Yeah, I know.
16:41I'm a nightmare, okay?
16:42I'm sorry.
16:43I'll make it up to you, I promise.
16:44I'll get down on my hands and my knees.
16:46Just please.
16:47Please, the kids are relying on me, okay?
16:49The rent's due next week, and I ain't got it.
16:51Without Ravi.
16:52What are you trying to say?
16:53Ravi ain't got some money tucked away somewhere.
16:55We've been relying on my salary for a week.
16:57Jesus like that.
16:58Always got a stash somewhere.
17:00Just go down there, ask him where it is.
17:03He can't be that far gone, can he?
17:06He's dumped me.
17:07Who said he wants out?
17:09Well, he's clearly in the right place.
17:10He's obviously got a screw loose, hasn't he?
17:14Sorry.
17:15Oh, no, it's not very PC.
17:18After everything I've done for him,
17:21you know, it's half killed me.
17:22The lies I've had to tell,
17:23the secrets I've had to keep,
17:24and I'm still doing it.
17:27You know, I just can't let on to the kids.
17:29You probably don't mean it, Priya.
17:32Once he gets his head sore with out.
17:33Yeah, well, in the meantime,
17:34I just have to watch my every word,
17:35hope I don't slip up.
17:37I'm telling them to trust me,
17:39and then I'm lying to their faces.
17:41How can I even look them in the eye?
17:45I'm begging you.
17:47Look, and I know I've got no right.
17:54Look, okay,
17:55maybe you should just take a bit of time off.
17:58Paid, paid, time off.
18:00Just call it compassionately.
18:03And I'm not going to blame you
18:04for having a go at that geezer
18:05because he was a time waster,
18:06but that don't mean it can happen again, okay?
18:16Right, we're ready?
18:17Mm-hmm.
18:17I'll text Zoe.
18:19Lily, could you keep a lookout for me?
18:21Yeah, of course.
18:22Shrimpy!
18:23Your costume is in the hall.
18:24Yeah, old man.
18:26Hold up.
18:27Yes?
18:29What, are you serious?
18:30You are a shrimpy rather than me, too?
18:33Yeah.
18:34Are you mad?
18:36I want a strip.
18:38I'm sorry, what's he got that I...
18:39magic fingers, according to Kat.
18:42He always hits the right note, yeah?
18:44What?
18:44Yeah, he gets the old birds going,
18:46especially with his G-string.
18:47He makes them wild.
18:49Big time.
18:50Shrimpy.
18:51She's coming!
18:53Okay, everyone, settle down, please.
18:57Shrimpy.
18:59Okay.
19:00On three.
19:02One, two...
19:02No one needs to check on him.
19:04I know he's a grumpy old geek.
19:05Three!
19:06Hooray!
19:11A big surprise to Warford's very young gangster granny.
19:15All together.
19:16New hip.
19:17Hooray!
19:18New hip.
19:19Hooray!
19:19New hip.
19:20Hooray!
19:22Hooray!
19:23Are you sure about this?
19:24He's probably not going to listen to you either, but...
19:27Phil, there's someone here to see you.
19:55Where did you go?
19:57A square.
20:00How is he?
20:01Yeah, he's had something to help calm him.
20:03You didn't go looking for that storm, did you?
20:05I mean, it went years ago.
20:06I could have told you that.
20:12Nigel, mate.
20:15I've got your skimmer for you.
20:17Remember?
20:22Nigel.
20:24Nigel, you're stoned, mate.
20:25I've got it for you.
20:34The moment's past.
20:38I try again.
20:43It's Billy.
20:45Bill?
20:46What?
20:49Of course he ain't here.
20:50Why?
20:50He's gone.
20:52He's gone.
20:54He ain't down the gym.
20:56Mark's gone to look at the arches.
20:58We have to find him, Grant.
21:00Last time he did something like this.
21:04I think I know where he might be.
21:06I'll call you.
21:08Wait, I'll come with...
21:11Look.
21:12It's gonna pop out.
21:14There's nothing to worry about.
21:21You all right?
21:22If you're looking for Lauren...
21:23No, no, no.
21:25I just saw her and Peter going to the Vic for this party.
21:29You didn't fancy it, no?
21:30No, funnily enough, I wasn't in the mood.
21:33Said I'd babysit and pick up Louis from rugby.
21:36So if you're thinking, we can pick up from where you left off.
21:38No, I just wanted to apologise, actually.
21:42I don't want you thinking you're some dirty little secret.
21:46I care about you, Sydney, quite a lot.
21:49Really?
21:50You've got a funny way of showing it.
21:52You shove me in the cupboard in my own house and laugh in my face.
21:57Well, I'm sorry, I panicked.
21:59Do you want me to say it?
21:59I know it's not an excuse.
22:00It's pathetic.
22:02I mean, I know Lauren doesn't approve of me.
22:05It's not about that.
22:06And Peter won't be thrilled.
22:08But who cares?
22:09We nearly died last week, trapped in that car.
22:12I was terrified.
22:14And you were literally my hero.
22:16And now you just want us to sneak around.
22:21Well, it's not because I'm ashamed of you.
22:25But I'm a massive disappointment to Lauren.
22:28I know that.
22:31The way she looks at me.
22:33Well, at least the way she didn't talk a couple of days ago.
22:37Look, I know it's only a matter of time before I muck everything up again.
22:40And I know it's not right of me to expect you to lie and to make me feel better about
22:45things.
22:45But can we just not enjoy this?
22:50Us, just for five minutes, just before everyone else weighs in and starts giving us grief.
22:54Yeah, but don't you think that's what I want?
22:57I just don't want to be used, Max.
23:00I am not some simpering little girl.
23:02I know all that.
23:05That's why I like you.
23:08Met my match, haven't I?
23:12I'm not saying that we don't tell everyone.
23:15But just, please, just not now.
23:22Well, in that case.
23:31My old man, simple over there
23:35And took a knee-dally on the way
23:39Of when we're done, we'd be hung back in it
23:43And I've been alive when we all come in it
23:47I'm Dally, I'm Dally, I'm Dally, I'm Dally
23:50Do all right, Grace?
23:52Have any of you seen Phil?
23:53He's probably at the hospital.
23:56Any news on, Nigel?
24:01What, so you really had now a clue?
24:04I didn't have a scobie.
24:05I can't believe you've done all this for me.
24:08Well, I couldn't let your big birthday go without doing something.
24:11You're a bit of a legend around here, Mum.
24:13I'm here, you stop him there.
24:16Listen.
24:18Thanks.
24:19But it's not Moe, it's Nan to you.
24:23Okay.
24:26Poor Nigel.
24:28Mate, is there anything else we can do?
24:30No?
24:31No, just have a drink for him, I guess.
24:33But Billy, Billy's at 55, ringing around
24:36So if you do see him or hear from him,
24:38Can you let Bill know?
24:40Is that all right?
24:41Yeah.
24:42Cheers, guys.
24:43Okay.
24:47I want to go home, you know.
24:48It don't feel right being here.
24:51Let's go.
24:52Yeah.
24:52Yeah.
24:54Let's go.
25:04Yeah.
25:22If there's anyone you think would like to see Nigel,
25:28Well, now's the time to call them.
25:38Oh, I'm sorry.
25:41I just...
25:42I didn't say sorry.
25:42I didn't want to be there any more than you did.
25:44You think I could just get one.
25:46What the hell?
25:48Are you all right?
25:49Oh!
25:49I've only come round to put a couple of them traps down.
25:51We've got another rat back.
25:52Yeah, straight from the sewers.
25:54Mum.
25:54I knew you were doing something earlier.
25:56I just didn't know you were doing her.
25:57You two?
25:58Since when?
25:59Uh, a couple of days.
26:02After the accident.
26:03Why didn't you say something?
26:05What are you talking about, Pete?
26:05It's none of your business, is it?
26:06It is when you're using our house, your grandchildren's house, as some sort of knocking shot.
26:12You are supposed to be babysitting.
26:14It's all right.
26:15Jim is asleep.
26:16We've been finished in time to pick up Louis from the school.
26:19Why are you quite safe?
26:19Sorry, Lauren.
26:20I can see you're upset.
26:21No, I need you out.
26:21I need both of you out.
26:22No, slow down, Lauren, please.
26:24Oh, come on.
26:25There's no harm done, is there?
26:26What?
26:28How are you okay with this?
26:29I'm not submitting the grand scheme of things and giving everything we've just heard.
26:32It's...
26:32No.
26:33No, I need whatever this is out.
26:36This grubby affair.
26:37Just take it and get out.
26:38No, it ain't grubby.
26:39It ain't an affair, all right?
26:41We're single, so what's the harm in it?
26:42Well, this is a proper relationship, is it?
26:44You two are serious about each other?
26:48Yeah.
26:50Yeah, we are.
26:52So you better get used to it.
27:25Julie?
27:27Yeah, look, I'm sorry I raced off like that.
27:30We need to come back.
27:32No.
27:34I'm sorry, I...
27:37I thought I'd be okay, but...
27:39I don't want to do this on my own.
27:40I don't think I can.
27:43He's going, Grant.
27:47I thought we'd have longer.
28:14I don't want to do this on my own.
28:15I don't want to do this on my own.
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