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00:04Previously on Shortland Street, let's just be together and forget about everything else. Yes
00:10She left her last job because she had an affair with the boss. There is something really wrong with you
00:22What the hell he can't just kick you out he can and he did on what grounds can you just
00:27check
00:27Violet complain. No, don't you want to fight this? Look, I still want to have a baby, right?
00:31So I still need his damn clinic. Yeah, but he's if I rock the boat
00:35He won't let me back in the door again. Okay. I can't afford IVF by myself
00:39This opportunity I need it. Okay
00:43Well, we're really lucky to have you back
00:48Libby
00:49Dot my man
00:51Hey Marty, um, I didn't see you there. Well, you left pretty early this morning
00:54I'm just waiting to book a man with a van so a fan, but you literally turned up with one
01:00box
01:02Oh, well, well, well if it is that the ross and rachel of shawland street back together after all
01:08Ross and rachel
01:09They're on and off again like the stylishness of skinny jeans. Do I have to educate you on everything?
01:14HOD reports are due by midday please team. Oh look
01:17You guys are back together again. Can you please tell david that you're back together that the hod reports are
01:22due?
01:22Oh, so you're not denying it. We're not together. So you're back together. No, let it go libby. Mine doesn't
01:28suit you
01:32Izzy i've got you in theater for for a couple of appendisectomies and phil you're in theater one mrs. Aholili's
01:36lab colleague sounds good
01:39E.D. I can go. I want you up here, but I can handle it. You're rostered on with izzy.
01:45I trust that's going to be okay
01:47Of course
01:51Do I have to get a policy cards printed or something some empathy would do
01:56Sorry, okay, I didn't know what she'd been through was that bad exactly and instead of trying to understand it
02:01better like a normal person
02:02Use the scraps what you did know to be an absolute troll to her
02:05And you're still trying to defend yourself
02:08No, I'm hanging on by a thread here grayson be better
02:11Thank you so much for keeping it quiet libby's worse than a sniffer dog
02:22I know it's hard for selena, but it's inevitable when we all work together. Oh, it's not just that
02:29I don't want her involved in his clinic
02:32Maybe I should try and warn her somehow. No, don't go getting involved
02:37Subtly just until we know what he's doing in there. It could be nothing or everything. I know you care
02:43But you can't tip selena off not until we have something concrete about the clinic or david. It's just too
02:49risky
02:52Chris and rachel. Oh apparently they had a thing like a hundred years back
02:56I hit it right this place. Hey, oh
03:00Imagine mapping out everyone who's ever rooted each other. I reckon I'll look like that meme from it's always sunny
03:05it's up
03:07Hey, speaking of my dumb move with ash the other night
03:10I just I don't want you to think it mean anything because you know, I know you can't have a
03:13thing for it. Oh, no
03:14No, I'm I'm so over him
03:16Really? Yeah, it's ancient history. Thank god. I felt awful besides I reckon I could do better than your mom
03:22sloppy seconds. Oh floppy thirds
03:25Yeah, I reckon too. Do you have your eye on anyone else? Nah, all the guys here
03:30Oh, I have had to consciously uncouple from like three guys three. Yeah, I mean men they're nothing but trouble
03:37heartache and
03:39Pash rash
03:40Facts, it's like what Nasda to you
03:43Honestly, oh, let me root you and then I'll make you catch feelings and oh no nick my neck. Wow
03:48I've still got a bad for my ex. Yeah, my pregnant ex. Yeah, which I've known about this whole time,
03:53by the way
03:53Oh, so's me. Come on. Tell me that wasn't how it all went
03:56No, it was it just sounds pretty rough when you lay it out like that
04:00And he had the audacity to go and get jealous. He did not stink, eh?
04:04Maybe we should all just be lesbians hard and we will try to right
04:10Oh, no, I haven't tried it. Oh, sis, you should give it a go one day. Yeah, no pass rash
04:17I used to think that jesse from toy story was super hot. Oh, yeah, the boots the braid the chaps
04:22cuz
04:28Hey
04:29Look, I know you're true in theater. Can you not what whatever this is? I'm just trying not interested
04:36We have to work together and live together so we shouldn't know
04:41You told me to stop caring about what people thanks and why do you care about this? Hey?
04:49Oh, what are you done now tried, okay?
04:56So we're holding off on a large-scale orders for now
04:59So make sure that the budget's saved to the f-drive. Did you get all that? Rachel
05:05Have you ever slept with a woman? Excuse me? Well, I know you're with Chris, but like have you? I'm
05:11not with Chris
05:12Oh, yeah, right. Okay, but seriously
05:14Have you? How is this any of your business? Oh, so you have? Wow. Do you recommend it?
05:20I'm gonna regret asking this, but what are you on about?
05:26If men are the problem, which I think we can all agree that they are then women must be the
05:31solution
05:31I mean a
05:34They smell nice
05:35Be they don't pee on the toilet seat. I'm not and see they have sheets on the bed
05:40Have you ever actually been attracted to a woman? We just think it'd be easier, right?
05:45Rachel my word. Oh, sorry. Excuse me. Um, we're actually just having a very important conversation
05:51I'm coming out to Rachel and now you too. I guess I
05:58Am a lesbian
06:01Right well, um
06:03Congratulations. Thank you
06:07Um, I look I hate to interrupt this momentous day, but there's a a nurse in the clinic waiting to
06:11be inducted if you could
06:13Um get selena. No, she no longer works there. What why if you could get the nurse signed in please?
06:19Of course and um, thank you for your support and solidarity
06:25Selene is rostered back on with maeve
06:27But why does this whole building think you and chris are dating because your pa is a foghorn and heels
06:34you've been together this whole time
06:35Haven't you apparently I can't even talk to chris without somebody thinking we're dating you're doing more than talking
06:40David no, don't I thought you trusted me of course. I do then why not tell me the truth. I
06:46am
06:52I
06:52Yeah, just start with two milligrams of morphine but keep an eye on her blood pressure
06:57I'm coming reckon you can look with him like he gets to win
07:02Someone called for a consult. So yeah, me
07:04Oh debt
07:0919 tried climbing up the side of a bouncy castle fell roughly two meters no loc
07:13But she's experiencing occipital pain and she has a suspected right wrist fracture fast mover was she excuse me making
07:20ill-advised decisions
07:21Maybe she was just exercising her free will and autonomy
07:25Continue i've ordered a ct head and neck and a wrist x-ray but no doubt you've got something to
07:29say about that too
07:30She'd like more pain relief
07:32So would I
07:36I'll deal with it myself you sure very thank you i'll start my reviews then okay
07:43Has the roster changed i'll be dealing with mr
07:46Seymour now why because he's a tricky customer and i'm happy to take him off your hands
07:50You don't need to go easy on her in case you hadn't noticed as he was very upset yesterday and
07:54today she's straight back to
07:55Her usual heart it's called kindness phil
07:58We all know mr
07:59Seymour's a nightmare and if you were having a rough day i'd gladly take him off your hands
08:02If you don't mind
08:06How did you know you were by
08:09What okay so there's like l and g and b and t and q plus all the pluses but how
08:15did you know which one you were
08:16The hell well so like i thought maybe i'm an owl and then i thought oh maybe i'm a bee
08:21And then well there's all the cues what's the difference did i say did i miss one
08:32Selina no i can't stop i'm sorry you had to find out like that
08:36Save it i know it must be hard you know what's hard is having to revisit this conversation every second
08:42minute but hey congrats
08:43You got what you wanted i just wish everyone would shut up about it so that i could just focus
08:47on getting what i want
08:48So you're still going through with treatment at the clinic if i can afford it
08:53But apparently i don't meet the criteria of kearney's special funded program so maybe you should try a different clinic
08:59Excuse me well you know mixing work and personal stuff is
09:05messy
09:06Says the man who is dating the ceo
09:10All i'm saying is be careful you're unbelievable
09:14But hey just as long as chris warner gets his happy ending who cares if anyone else does right
09:22So do you just slide the needle in i do
09:30Bet you can really um work miracles with those fingers
09:35And the reason you're in an ed room libby you require medical attention yes i require medical attention
09:43Yeah i got this uh crane q3 could really use your eyes
09:55Uh libby
09:57Are you
09:58Were you hitting on her no because you could probably work on your technique
10:03I'm trying it's just that being gay is really hard
10:06Well it looks easy does it no that's not what i mean it's just
10:12It looks easy with you no chance living okay it's worth a shot
10:19Thank you for ordering the ct or detrist will need surgical fixation i will go and sort the paperwork
10:27I don't want it to be like this
10:30I'm sorry about
10:32Which bit today yesterday
10:36Maybe dolly can lend me a month look i meant it that autonomy
10:42I had no right to be jealous room for status nearly clear
10:48I hope we can work well together now same why is no one moving
10:58I mean it's not like she even met the baby not that it was an actual baby
11:03zyko at best but oh no we all have to okay whoa just stop
11:07I lost one too okay but do you see nas taking crusty old patients off me phil
11:12People go through crap every day but they're not milking it like a portable breast pump
11:15I don't know if we need to bring breast pumps into this
11:17But everyone's like oh poor izzy i mean sure it sucked but i'm meant to suddenly like her now
11:23No one is asking you to if this is a trauma olympics then come on harper died here we go
11:28As always i'm the wicked witch of the west do not bring alphabet into this okay you do not have
11:32the vocal range when she's one trying to
11:34The only person who keeps bringing up harper is you
11:37Not true
11:38Izzy didn't know her nars barely knew her and literally nobody cares anymore
11:43Just then living mentioned you want to know why people don't like you phil it's because you react like this
11:47For calling bull when i say it
11:49It's not harper it's not izzy it is you phil every time
11:54I'm sorry i broke your trust
11:56Are you yes i shouldn't have gone there when you swore that you wouldn't she just gets me so riled
12:01up
12:02I love you phil you need a serious vibe check start owning your
12:05Shit you're gonna have no one left
12:10Got rid of selena
12:13Hello chris so you've taken her off the funded ivf program
12:17Are you her donor what are you her family no then what makes you think i'm at liberty to say
12:24Does rachel care how much time you're spending on your ex of course not
12:28I need to know that selena will be taken care of
12:33You think i wouldn't she's been through a lot
12:37Surviving a relationship with you with her family
12:40Her cancer cancer who was this two years ago what sort of cancer what makes you think i'm at liberty
12:47to say
12:49Well i won't take up any more of your time say hi to rachel for me
13:03So is there like a resource list anywhere yeah on c drive no i mean for aspiring lesbians like what
13:11are my next steps
13:12Um
13:14What steps have you taken heading on me doesn't count okay so i am working on my flirting
13:20Also i've updated my email signature to libby jeffries out loud and proud with a little rainbow emoji cool
13:27I'm, not sure you need to put it in your email
13:29that's just no one has really caught my eye do you think i'm
13:33gay
13:33bi or pan
13:35i think it is totally up to you
13:39but i do think zoe kravitz is hot but she lives in la
13:45well why don't you just get out there and give it a shot you know try before you buy
13:50bye good one
13:53oh you mean actually wasn't i want me to find out
13:57i thought we agreed you weren't going to say anything to her i know i wasn't going to
14:02and did you mention david no
14:05but i did see him after i saw her and
14:08he knows about us
14:10how i didn't tell him
14:12he is definitely going to know we're working together too
14:15not necessarily we could
14:16no we are not going to do anything i will sort this and you will do absolutely nothing
14:22no we can't afford any more of your impulsive decisions not if we're going to nail kearney
14:30hey just before you go and do rounds um can i have a quick word
14:36sure
14:38i'm sorry really
14:42okay
14:43look you might not know this about me but
14:45sometimes i say things kind of badly i got that from the jump
14:52right well friends aren't exactly my forte but i'm up for trying if you are
14:59thank you that phil
15:02okay good that is never going to happen
15:07what one half-baked apology in front of the boss and what we're braiding each other's here
15:11no stop groveling phil it's even more pathetic than you are
15:21i'm not sure about maternity leave just yet but i can ask hr
15:27right um i'm gonna think about it hey thanks
15:32hey no i've got a damn job i can pay them back what's this bank loan for ivf i thought
15:37the clinic
15:37might cover it yeah well david said i didn't meet the criteria before he kicked me out of my job
15:42there why what'd you do and there it is your lifelong question what'd you do wrong now linga
15:49yeah i just mean i'm due back you know wait wait
15:55i heard about chris and rachel you and everyone else i know i must suck but you gotta get over
16:00him
16:00yeah it does suck it sucks that i have to work with my ex in his new fling it sucks
16:06that everyone
16:07is talking about it it sucks that i got booted out of a job that i love for no good
16:10reason
16:11and it sucks that i have to pay for ivf and i can't even afford it sorry just steve but
16:18what
16:18really sucks is my own brother doesn't even seem to give a shit
16:27boy he actually apologized oh finally so you can stop busting his balls even if i do enjoy it
16:33but the bro fully deserves every single to be fair it's not like i didn't know about the carnage i
16:39was
16:39getting myself into yeah but he still shouldn't have you know reeled you in if he wasn't a hundred
16:44percent keen like you and ash yeah you know what maybe nas and ash should just hook up perfect match
16:53do you still like nas no look me in the eye and say that okay fine there's like a i
17:00don't know residual
17:00kind of smear no your secret safe with me what what about ash look me in the eye
17:13oh oh crap i'm sorry nah nah don't be
17:21too moving on it's a wheeze cup
17:26to moving on your secret safe with me too
17:38so you don't feel bad like at all of course i feel bad it's like
17:44my brain cares but my mouth doesn't that tracks i obviously feel bad about messing up with you and is
17:55actually no i'm just pretending to not even like a smidgen of guilt no wow
18:05that actually feels very freeing to admit that
18:13you don't get to chuck people around like that it's not ethical it's not fair and i have legal rights
18:18selena i deserve a watertight explanation as to why you're denying me the ivf if you
18:22no i'm not finished yet do you hear that raging ticking sound that's my biological clock counting
18:27down to rock bottom so if you think i'm gonna let this die without putting up a fight think again
18:31you're absolutely right what i was rash yesterday i see that i'm sorry so so you're exactly the sort
18:39of person that would benefit from this program you meet a lot of the criteria but you said i didn't
18:44in
18:44review you're over the threshold and you're in the fully funded program all expenses paid what about
18:51the job do you think maybe we'll live if we put you back are you genuinely serious because i cannot
18:57handle genuinely serious oh my god yes thank you um when do we start
19:08hey no trigger warning huh compassion bypass did you um sort whatever that was with izzy sure did
19:16can't sort of what don't ask yeah i'm not gonna waste any more breath on that busy little grim one
19:26poppy's here so is libby yeah i i called it off we're all good why did she take it yeah
19:34there he is the man who turned me gay
19:39oh i meant to ask um am i a a top or a bottom power bottom how do you turn
19:45sorry just move on
19:47look libby maeve's right why don't you just kiss phil once yeah see if you feel anything why me but
19:55don't
19:55panic if her lips are cold and solid she is made out of ice hey gotta find out somehow
20:03i'm not um well i'm glad you seem to have escaped unscathed probably should have listened
20:08to you in the first place though cuts both ways two beers please thanks all right go on then
20:16okay okay i don't buy it she does ready okay okay okay just kiss me
20:29they're actually doing it
20:33so thoughts um that was um absolutely not for me
20:39philip is an acquired taste i'm a good kisser damn i really thought that being gay would be the
20:46answer it might help if you kiss someone you're actually into that was um all the clarification
20:51i needed i'm a good kisser hey chick i know you know thank you phil that was a very informative
20:59session
21:03good to see she's moving on
21:09are you serious rachel i'm not accusing you of anything really because it certainly feels like
21:15you are i'm giving you a chance to explain you've got to understand it doesn't look great trying to
21:20get rid of chris locking me out of the finances and you didn't tell me that you're practically
21:25bankrupt oh come on rachel listen to yourself do you really think this warrants what a criminal
21:30conviction obviously not i just want an explanation chris is a liability the finances were a mistake
21:37that i remedied as soon as you flagged them and as for my ex-wife taking me to the cleaners
21:41do you
21:42really think i want to broadcast my failed marriage to the world this is a fertility clinic for christ's
21:47sake these are vulnerable people exactly that's why i care fine there i just shared the books with
21:57you you can scrape through them with a knit comb for all i care you won't find anything thank you
22:02you know me rachel you've known me for a long long time do you really think i'm capable of exploiting
22:09people like that what would your father say i'm sorry i shouldn't have doubted you thank you
22:29kata sorry to keep you waiting you've got to get rid of her helena is a valid candidate i can't
22:33kick
22:33her off i don't think you have a choice here what are you doing hello she is a liability david
22:42i want
22:43her out but i don't care i'm not having chris warner's ex as part of our trial every day that
22:51warner is
22:52under that roof he risks coming across the lynch name and that is not going to happen
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