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00:22So, classic or quirky, you know, sports car, double-decker, golf cart.
00:28What?
00:29I want to get something special to take you to the wedding in.
00:32I thought we were keeping it simple.
00:34Well, it can be simple, but still special.
00:36You deserve it.
00:39So, what do you fancy?
00:41I don't know anything about cars.
00:43I'll surprise you, then.
00:44I don't want anything stopping you getting to the altar.
00:47No, me neither.
00:52See you later, baby.
00:53See you later, love.
00:55Sorry.
01:02I mean, his commitment to local issues is very admirable.
01:07Ian's actually led quite a fascinating life.
01:11Fascinating?
01:11Yeah, it was a lovely evening.
01:13No.
01:14Yeah, yeah, no, it was as it happens.
01:16Well, maybe we should make a regular thing of it, yeah?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Because that's what life is all about, isn't it?
01:22Spending time with your friends and family.
01:24Hmm.
01:24And we really appreciate you treating us, Bea, don't we, Billy?
01:28Yes, we do.
01:29Oh, my pleasure.
01:30At least I could do.
01:31Who?
01:32I've already got a credit card.
01:34Why do they always want to try and sell you another one?
01:35Yeah, that's a chunk of my own of these, doesn't it?
01:37Babe, I've got to go.
01:38Oh.
01:39Mwah.
01:40See you later.
01:41See you later.
01:42Bea, actually, whilst you're here,
01:46you wouldn't mind helping me fold this sheet, would you?
01:48Oh, of course not, ex.
01:50Which end?
01:52I'll take that bit.
01:53All fingers and thumbs.
01:54It's mad to think this place is going to be my kid's future.
01:58My kid.
02:00I know it's going to be hard work, but I can't wait, Robbie.
02:04I mean, Varnia and Nugget, they're great.
02:08I suppose I'm nervous being a dad.
02:12Being a better dad than ours.
02:13Don't worry about you, Lee.
02:14You're going to be great, dear.
02:17Thanks, mate.
02:18Um, look, let me give you some cash for help from now, please.
02:21No, that's fine.
02:22We'll be giving Jean competition soon for Wolfman's Best Cleaner.
02:30Two, sir.
02:43You can't just leave me to deal with this on my own, you know.
02:45Just because you've got nothing to lose.
02:47Ain't I?
02:50Look, Ross is a good bloke.
02:54I don't want to hurt him, either.
02:57Maybe you should think about telling him rather than getting involved in all of this.
03:00It's less messy.
03:01It's too messy now.
03:03I was literally tossing and turning all night trying to work out who would want to blackmail me.
03:07Think about this logically.
03:09Anyone from the hen?
03:10They're all my friends.
03:11OK, well, the photo I was taking outside, anyone could have been passing.
03:15Everybody's got a camera.
03:16Everybody's got a phone.
03:17It could literally be anyone.
03:19So if you want to blackmail her, come on.
03:21Think about it.
03:22Make a list.
03:24People who don't like that.
03:25Impossible to imagine, I understand.
03:26Zach.
03:28Well, what do I do then?
03:29What, I just go around confronting them all?
03:32Yeah, talk to them.
03:33But tread carefully.
03:34See who seems shifty.
03:36Zach, that is a stupid idea!
03:40Is she bothering you?
03:41We live together.
03:42Am I not allowed to pop in for a chat?
03:44All right.
03:44Who rattled your cage?
03:46You.
03:46Vic, I've got to get on with work, please.
03:49Talk to you later.
03:57Well, admittedly, I did have to put up with Billy and Honeybee in there.
04:00I'll tell you what, those two.
04:01I mean, they're really not the brightest crayons in the box either of them.
04:04But get this.
04:06B.
04:07Payne.
04:08Wow.
04:09Yeah.
04:10She knows the weight of your heart.
04:13She is a real-life person here, not just a cash machine.
04:16I did go along thinking I was just schmoozing a potential voter,
04:20but it turns out she's bright, she's kind, she's funny,
04:26and she's beautiful.
04:29I mean, what's not the like?
04:31So are you going to see her again?
04:32Yeah, I think I am.
04:34Well, as it happens, that's perfect timing.
04:35Because what do women want from their men more than anything else?
04:39Not a word about me mother.
04:41No, not that.
04:42But it doesn't hurt.
04:45Dancing.
04:46It's dancing.
04:47All right?
04:47Vicky loves watching these flash mob videos.
04:50So, I want to organise one for our top secret at the wedding, all the stags.
04:54That's a no from me.
04:55Yeah.
04:56But we look stupid.
04:57No, it doesn't matter if we do.
04:59Oh, come on.
04:59Look.
05:00Last year was awful for us.
05:02Everything with Joel.
05:04Vicky's cheating.
05:05And I just want to draw a line under all of it.
05:07Plus, we're getting married on Vicky's birthday,
05:08so I would get to make her special, special day extra special.
05:13Well, I have been known to throw a few shapes.
05:17Bea will love it.
05:19Caffey will love it.
05:20And I know Vicky will love it.
05:22So, go on.
05:23Have a look on social media for flash mob videos,
05:25so you know what I'm on about,
05:26and I'm going to go get the boys.
05:27Yeah, all right.
05:28Wait, what?
05:28I didn't actually say yes.
05:32I thought it was supposed to just be a bit of fun.
05:39Yeah, it's like Ross said.
05:40Women like dancing.
05:48It's keen, isn't you?
05:50It's my day off.
05:54I saw that video, you know,
05:56of Zach stripping at your endo.
05:59A bit weird, isn't it?
06:01Sitting there, watching your housemate get naked.
06:04It was a laugh.
06:09Was it you?
06:10It was what, me?
06:11That message.
06:13What message?
06:13You know.
06:14I really don't.
06:15Don't mess with me, Zoe.
06:17You ain't got the brain cells.
06:18If I wanted to say something about you,
06:20I'd say it to your face.
06:22You're losing it, I think, babe.
06:25Coming from you.
06:30No, I...
06:31I'm sorry.
06:32Come on.
06:33Go home.
06:33Chill out.
06:34Come on.
06:35Be back as soon as I can, all right?
07:15All right, Ian?
07:16Yeah, yeah.
07:17Busy-busy, you know.
07:21Give me a call, yeah?
07:23Change your mind.
07:24Where's she gone now?
07:26Priya?
07:27Let's do the test drive, huh?
07:31How you doing, Ross?
07:32You all right?
07:33Do you want to update your motor?
07:34No, I'm not.
07:35Um, actually, um, I don't know if you do this,
07:37but I'm thinking about trying to hire something for the day,
07:40you know, to get Vicky to the wedding in style.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:42Definitely help you with that.
07:43Were you looking for something, uh, traditional or...
07:45Um, yeah.
07:47Look, no, Vicky's a modern woman.
07:49She's going to want something cool and sexy.
07:51Yeah.
07:51Sounds good.
07:52Lovely, sweet.
07:52Come inside.
07:53I'll, um, tell you what you've got.
07:54Do you know what?
07:54I've got something that I can show you and Vicky's going to love it.
07:56Yeah?
07:56All right.
07:57Uh, hang on.
07:59Sorry, just a sec.
08:00Give me a sec.
08:02Don't try and step in on my sale.
08:04Lucy, this is your sale?
08:05It's just my sale.
08:06I spoke to him first, didn't I?
08:07Find his keepers.
08:08Is that how you do business, is it?
08:09No, it's a professional courtesy loan, all right?
08:11You do not steal a colleague's client loan.
08:13Oh, shut up.
08:14It's survival of the fittest, innit?
08:15You old man.
08:16You shut up.
08:18This place weren't doing so good, was it?
08:19When I weren't about.
08:20Little girl.
08:21Uh, another time, yeah?
08:27That's your fault.
08:28That's your fault?
08:29No, that is your fault.
08:29It's your fault.
08:29I've never said that you were talking about it.
08:31That's your fault.
08:33If I do four PT sessions a week, that would really help.
08:40I don't need a lecture.
08:43I can't take it, Mark.
08:45If Ross finds out...
08:46You should have told me about this last night.
08:48I didn't really believe it.
08:50What sort of person blackmails someone?
08:53It's got to be a stranger.
08:54Weirdo.
08:55Maybe someone who comes in here.
08:56It's definitely their first time.
08:58How do you know that?
09:00They ain't said how much they want, or where to leave the money.
09:03And if they're not very good.
09:06What are you doing?
09:07On this app, you can see where the message is sent from, if they've left their location on.
09:15Maybe it's someone closer to her than you think.
09:17Lauren and Peter's place?
09:21They wouldn't.
09:23She would, though.
09:25She was off on me when you moved the hen from her place to Harry's barn.
09:29Marie, thank you very much.
09:30Family's out.
09:31Jimmy's new nursery's so expensive.
09:33Every penny will help.
09:33Cindy, where were you last night?
09:38Um, what's it got to do with you?
09:41If you must know, I went to the cinema with my very handsome son here.
09:47That's what I thought, yeah.
09:48I thought I saw you coming out of there.
09:50Was it like nine-ish?
09:53What's with the questions?
09:55No, no, that weren't us.
09:56We were out of 2-11.
09:59We should invite Lauren and Louis next.
10:01Lauren?
10:02No.
10:03All right, just Louis there.
10:04Make it more of a regular thing.
10:06Sweetheart.
10:08Thank you so much.
10:09Have a nice day.
10:10Cheers.
10:13Hi.
10:14Oh, get back already.
10:15It didn't suit me in the end.
10:17So if I could just get a refund.
10:18I mean, I'll come back.
10:19You've got other stuff.
10:20It's not a rental situation.
10:22I saw you stumbling at night fusion, laughing your head off, holding hands with Beal.
10:26But then again, there is no accounting for taste.
10:28You're right.
10:29I did.
10:30I was just trying to do this a nice way.
10:32But the truth is, is that your stuff isn't very good.
10:36Quality.
10:36What are you on about?
10:39You just did that.
10:40Did I?
10:41Yes.
10:42No, I didn't.
10:43I mean, it's unwarrable.
10:44I can't wear that now.
10:45Look.
10:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
10:46That's your problem.
10:47Not mine.
10:49Do you need any help?
10:52Um, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
10:54Um.
10:54That's what I'm saying, Lauren.
10:55Like, being a good salesperson is about reading people, yeah?
10:58And unless someone is flirting with you, you can't really do it.
11:01You're really going to go there?
11:02So you're saying clients are flirting with me now?
11:04No, I'm saying you just get distracted, all right?
11:06Don't focus on the sale, do you know what I mean?
11:08Coming from you?
11:10You two are like an old married couple.
11:12What do you want?
11:13I've completely forgotten.
11:15Carry on, though?
11:16No, there's nothing really to carry on about.
11:19You're just going to have to face it, Dad.
11:20You're a dinosaur.
11:22Your sales techniques, they are prehistoric.
11:24Right, well, maybe we are carrying on, right?
11:26You've just got to realise, Lauren.
11:27Let's have a quiz.
11:29What?
11:30Find out what the best salesperson is.
11:31Because, you know, 2026.
11:33That should be childish, isn't it, mate?
11:34Is it childish?
11:35Or are you too chicken?
11:42I think you've got nothing better to do.
11:45Where's Jasmine?
11:47She's hanging out with Josh, her twin.
11:50I'm leaving them to it.
11:51Okay.
11:53Right, loser gives the winner 50 quid.
11:58All right, sweet.
11:59It'll be easy work, yes?
12:01I'll take candy from a baby.
12:0350 quid, you're on.
12:10You're not letting Harry get to you, are you?
12:14Come on, man.
12:17What is it?
12:21You can talk to me.
12:28I love him.
12:31I'm really proud of you.
12:33Do you know that?
12:35When you're only shot for Penny for your kid,
12:38you've got a real chance to start clean.
12:41You know, to do it proper.
12:45It's not too late for you.
12:49Thanks, man, miss.
12:51It's not too late for you, either.
12:55Nugget.
12:57Nugget, can you just wait, please?
12:59Look, just let me talk to Mr Primrose.
13:00He'll sort it.
13:00And what's he going to do?
13:01Ivani, Nugget, what's going on?
13:02Why was someone film Nugget when he had his seizure and he...
13:08They put it up online.
13:16Look, just don't worry, OK?
13:17I'll sort it.
13:18Ivani!
13:21Kids, eh?
13:23I guess there's always something.
13:41How do we get started?
13:43What, the music kicks in, we get into position, and just start.
13:49You haven't got a clue, have you?
13:51No, I haven't, but listen, it's worth a try, though, right, boys?
13:53It's not hard, you know, just dancing in front of people, sober.
13:57I will get the beers in, I promise.
13:58Oh, I've stopped moaning, come on, we've got warm up.
14:01Yeah, come on, it's only a bit of fun.
14:02It doesn't matter if we're bad, does it?
14:03Oh, that's definitely guaranteed, Harry, I tell you that.
14:06You love showing off.
14:08Come on, let's have it.
14:10Right, where's the music?
14:11Come on, let's have it.
14:13Here we go, all righty.
14:15Let's go, come on, we've got this.
14:17Come on, we've got this.
14:18Hey, what is it, you know?
14:20Come on, sexy, come on, have a dance.
14:22Stop it.
14:23Mate, your mum never pulls her face.
14:24Don't, don't.
14:26Hey, hey, hey, look, let's do it, son.
14:28Go, Howie.
14:29Right, I've got to copy Howie.
14:31That's too much.
14:32OK, no, I've got it.
14:33Right, that way, Howie, out the way, right?
14:35We're like the next of Cole Warford.
14:36Right, follow me, ready?
14:37Here we go, that's it.
14:38That's it, to the right.
14:39And we're going to turn it, turn it, turn it.
14:41That's it.
14:42Cat, show me this.
14:43Cat, what are you doing?
14:44Oh, OK, all right.
14:46Hey!
14:48Come on, we've got this one.
14:50Follow him.
14:51Oh!
14:53Oh, no, it's a...
14:55I chose him now.
14:56This is ridiculous.
14:58I supposed to say.
14:59Let me handle this.
15:00Oi, Lauren.
15:03What do you want?
15:04That's a good question.
15:07And the answer is...
15:08I want to know if you're as squeaky clean as you're making out, Brandon.
15:11Or how dirty you'd get for the money you need.
15:15I've made a bet with my dad, but more idiotic than dirty.
15:20Is that all?
15:21Yes.
15:24What's going on with him?
15:27I just wondered if, um...
15:29If there was anything we needed to talk about.
15:32No.
15:33No, what?
15:35I just didn't see you at the hen do, so I thought maybe I'd upset you.
15:38No, of course you ain't.
15:40I should have said something, but I was at an auction.
15:43I don't really appreciate your brother threatening me, though.
15:46What?
15:46I'm not threatening you.
15:47It's your tone.
15:49It's not exactly neighbourly.
15:50Yeah, well, neither is what you did to...
15:52Sorry, darling.
15:53Chris Wise.
16:02Hi!
16:04What's wrong?
16:07Nothing.
16:08It's only money.
16:11What do you mean, it's only money?
16:12Come on, sit down.
16:19Sometimes I just do things.
16:23Um, just tumble into them, really.
16:26It's because I genuinely want to do something nice for someone.
16:30So I close my eyes and just do it.
16:35Pretending that my bank account will magically sort itself out.
16:38But it's so deluded of me.
16:43The truth is...
16:45The truth is...
16:51I've found a flat.
16:53It's mine in two months.
16:55Well, that's great news, isn't it?
16:57Well, it is, if I can come up with a deposit.
17:01Oh.
17:03And you've been spending so much on us recently.
17:05Listen, we will pay you back for dinner last night.
17:07No, no, no, you don't have to do anything.
17:08No, yes, yes.
17:09I insist, I will not take no for an answer.
17:12Well, thank you, but that won't quite cut it.
17:18Oh.
17:22Listen, why don't I have a little word with Billy?
17:24Yeah?
17:24Maybe we can get some money together and help you out for a bit.
17:27You'd do that for me?
17:29Yeah.
17:30You'd really do that?
17:31Yes, because that's what friends are for.
17:34Oh, honey.
17:34Thank you, honey.
17:36I promise I will scrimp and save, and you don't have to do it all,
17:40and I swear I'm going to pay you back and stop closing my eyes.
17:46I know.
17:49Sorry I was at work so long, Vic.
17:51I'm such an idiot.
17:53I just accused Lauren.
17:56There's someone in there.
17:58Mark found the location on the message.
18:00It's old Mark?
18:01Yeah.
18:02Sorry.
18:04Yeah, checking the location was clever.
18:07How do you know?
18:08Someone who lives there could be just someone who visits.
18:10Yeah, but who?
18:11I can't just go round the square accusing everyone, can I?
18:18It's all your fault.
18:20How do you work that out?
18:21I told you to tread carefully.
18:23I'm not talking about that.
18:24I'm talking about this mess.
18:28It's your in my head.
18:32Hey, what did I tell you, mate?
18:34It's all in the hips, innit?
18:35Yeah, I know, because your mum always says.
18:37Hey.
18:38Would it be a grie?
18:41Actually, yeah, get us a drink in, will you?
18:43Sure.
18:45You did it there, too.
18:47Take two to ten going there.
18:50Ah.
18:52You two look really cosy.
18:54Have fun at the hen do?
18:56Yeah.
18:57Yeah, what can remember of it?
19:00Good.
19:02Will you have to pop in for a cuppa?
19:04Yeah, maybe.
19:07See ya.
19:11See ya, then.
19:19Couldn't be here, could he?
19:23Where's Harvey?
19:24Was he getting drinks?
19:24Oh, in the loo.
19:25Oh, no, I'll get that.
19:27And, er, same for me.
19:28One for Harvey.
19:30Thank you, kind sir.
19:31No, no, no.
19:32You, er, you've got dinner the other day.
19:33At least I can do.
19:34Well, you can't take it with you.
19:35That's what I say.
19:37Mmm.
19:39Nice.
19:39You know, we should, er, do a proper wine tasting sometime.
19:44I'd love that.
19:45That or a glass-blowing class.
19:47Ooh, have you ever done, um, like a helicopter ride over the city?
19:51Er, er, no, um...
19:53Fancy it?
19:54Er, yeah.
19:56Cheers, Trace.
19:56Um, Bea, we...
19:59We have only been on one date so far.
20:02Throw caution to the wind.
20:03Seize the day and squeeze the joy out of it.
20:06That's what I always say.
20:08I do think you are.
20:10Very charming, you know.
20:12Ah, er, I'm not sure I've got time for a helicopter ride with, um, all the campaigning.
20:17I'm busy, but, er, if you want to take me out for dinner again, I mean, we could arrange that.
20:23No, OK.
20:24I might just hold you to that, Mr. Beal.
20:26OK, then.
20:30Think about it.
20:31Ian is close with Ross.
20:32He knows Lauren and Peter need the money.
20:34He's got his campaign to pay for.
20:35Ian builds a lot of things, but would he do that to you?
20:37No!
20:38Zach!
20:38I got your text.
20:39So it's Ian, is it?
20:41Oh, listen, he was weird with me earlier, and then when he saw us talking, he...
20:45He looked like he knew, didn't he?
20:46Well, he said he looked cosy.
20:48Yeah, I bet he did, didn't he?
20:49Fuck.
20:51It's got to be him.
20:53Right?
20:54What's a gutless snake that man is?
20:56Like, man in his own family like that.
20:58Oh, listen, he would do anything to avoid putting his tight hand in his own tight pocket.
21:02This has got Ian being written all over him.
21:04He's taking you for a mug.
21:05Can we calm down, please?
21:06What's being calm going to do?
21:07Eh?
21:08What do you want to do?
21:10I want to bring him a new one.
21:11Well, I'm with you.
21:15See, Mr Primrose said that he'll talk to the head of Sixth Form about a bully...
21:19Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have told him.
21:21No, it's not his fault.
21:22He's a millennial, isn't he?
21:23What's wrong with people?
21:24It's a proper invasion of privacy, actually.
21:27And you've got no idea who's done this?
21:29No, it was under effect.
21:30Well, whoever it is, I should kill him.
21:32All right, babe.
21:33Look, I know you're angry.
21:34What?
21:34But you just need to calm down.
21:36You don't think they deserve this, Mum?
21:38Dad?
21:39Aren't you angry?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah, I am.
21:46I'm your dad, so I'll handle it.
21:58You...
21:58All right?
21:59You little weasel.
22:01What?
22:02Did you not think they were working out?
22:05I thought you'd like it.
22:07I'd like to be trapped and forced to sit and smile and watch the car crash unfold.
22:12Hang on, we're not that bad.
22:13We?
22:14Is there more than one of you?
22:18What are you talking about?
22:19I'm talking about you trying to blackmail me over cheating on Ross.
22:23I thought I'd blackmail you.
22:25Are you seeing him again?
22:26No, I'm not.
22:28Oh, look, listen, if I've got this wrong...
22:30No, no, hold on.
22:31Right?
22:33Ross loves you.
22:34And you're cheating on him again?
22:36No, I'm not.
22:37I'm not.
22:37Don't have a go at her, Ian.
22:38Come on.
22:38You've known Ross ten minutes.
22:40At least he can keep his clothes on.
22:42No, please.
22:44Come on, we've got to go.
22:50See him.
22:51He's me.
22:57So, with Max Brenning leading nine to seven, we go into the final round.
23:02According to data, what personality type is best suited for sales, introverts or extroverts?
23:09Bing-bong!
23:11Extroverts.
23:12Math!
23:13No, it's a trick question.
23:14It is ambivert because you need to be able to listen as well as talk.
23:18Good answer, Big Six.
23:20Yeah, well, I'm more action than I think it's dairy, so...
23:23No, they're all mouth, no trousers.
23:25All right, so, Maximus leading nine to eight.
23:30Who said always be closing?
23:32Bing-bong!
23:33Bing-bong!
23:34Um, Alan Sugar.
23:37Alec Baldwin.
23:38Glen Gary, Glen Ross.
23:39Yeah, Pete, you made me watch it.
23:40All right!
23:42Which makes it nine all just in time for the final question.
23:46Ooh.
23:50What was the first car I ever went joyriding in?
23:52Oh, come on, Oscar.
23:53How are we supposed to know that one?
23:55No, you can listen to my life stories.
23:58Fine.
24:00What was the name of my first driving instructor?
24:02Can we just have serious questions?
24:04Serious?
24:04Yeah.
24:04My childish quiz?
24:06All right, fine.
24:07Fine, all pleasure.
24:08What percentage of the UK second-hand car market...
24:11It was a Redford Fiesta and Clive, BTWs.
24:14Comes from electric vehicles.
24:16Bing-bong!
24:17Bing-bong!
24:18Uh, ten.
24:19Ten percent.
24:20Uh, 15 percent?
24:23I have 10.8, so...
24:26Dad wins!
24:27Max Branning is officially the best salesperson in the port cabin.
24:31A great one.
24:34Yes.
24:35Ha-ha-ha!
24:38All right, I'm going to make a coffee, Lauren.
24:40Give you a minute, find your wallet.
24:42Yeah!
24:43So you two have been having an affair?
24:45No!
24:45What, and you knew?
24:46Uh, can you keep the noise down?
24:48I've just got Jimmy off to sleep.
24:49These two have been carrying on behind Ross's back.
24:51Again?
24:52What, you knew too?
24:53No, they told me it was just one kiss.
24:56You're practically related.
24:57No, we're not.
24:58Yeah, and we're not carrying on.
24:59I made a stupid mistake, that's all.
25:02Cheers.
25:03Oh, you are unbelievable.
25:05Ripping your clothes off, flashing your pecs, I mean, throwing yourself at her.
25:08Oh, Ian, it wasn't like that.
25:09Oh, so what was it like?
25:10I mean, did you just trip over and fall into his naked lap?
25:12Oh, are you still looking at me like that?
25:14Like you've never made a mistake in your life?
25:15I tell you what, I have made plenty of mistakes, but I've never been accused of cheating with
25:18Mr. I can't keep my clothes on whilst my fiancée's next door, and I have never accused my family
25:23of blackmailing me over an affair.
25:24I know, Ian, all right?
25:26I feel like my world is about to explode.
25:29I promise you, I want to put this behind me.
25:32I want to move forward, get married, I want to be with Ross.
25:37Yeah, just, it won't happen again.
25:39Um, Vic, what is it?
25:48You've got 24 hours to give me 20 grand, or I tell Ross everything.
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