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00:06Oh, Ata Māori ʻe
00:09Hi
00:11Did you get a stink message or something?
00:13No
00:14You know I reckon today?
00:16Nā
00:16Me neither
00:17What are you gonna do?
00:19Too early to drink
00:20Past nine?
00:22I reckon it's all good
00:23Come on
00:24Whatever it takes is us your stink buzz
00:27Kari, Maiji
00:30You gotta wake you today, eh?
00:31Mm-mm
00:32Drink's not nice
00:33I mean, that is mine, but yeah
00:36Go on
00:39Mimosas?
00:40Get some glasses, oi
00:42Uh, what's all this?
00:44Oh, come on, man
00:45We can make it up for being fixed to you last night
00:47Yeah, I'm really sorry, bro
00:49What's this?
00:50Oh, nothing
00:52Oh, no, nothing
00:53What? No, I can't even do that
00:54Dude
00:57You was making up for last Friday
01:00Oh, that was me, oi
01:01Didn't you realise?
01:03Wait, you've been on Friday
01:05Well, this dress is old news
01:08Nah, nah
01:10Mimosas are off, it's if I know
01:12Oh, my God
01:15It's quicker
01:16No, I don't
01:17That was me
01:18He did
01:21Alright then
01:22Shots it is
01:24So, would you like roast chicken or pasta tonight?
01:27Well, I'm not sure what time we'll get home
01:28So maybe just sort yourself up
01:29Oh, if you give me your card
01:30I can do some salmon fillets
01:32Hey, mate
01:33Hey
01:34Oh, oh my God
01:36Are you okay?
01:37Phil was horrible last night
01:39I'm fine
01:42I'm here for you
01:44You can link on it
01:46Um, okay
01:48You sure you're okay?
01:49Yeah
01:51Oh, and here she is, the devil herself
01:54Alright, well, I'd better get to work
01:56So, would you like, um, roast chicken or pasta or fish?
02:00We could do surf and turf
02:02Uh, I don't know
02:02Pasta?
02:03Okay
02:04Pasta la vista
02:05Perfect
02:05You have a good day
02:06Love you
02:06Oh, no, I don't
02:08I do not love you
02:08I'm so sorry
02:09It's okay
02:09No, I should not have said that
02:11I'm really sorry
02:11I don't love you
02:12Not like that
02:12Livin, stop
02:13It's, it's all good
02:14Okay
02:15Well, I'll make salmon linguine
02:16With a side of chicken
02:17But if you want steak
02:18Just let me know
02:21That, uh, casual fling
02:23Seems to be waking up
02:24Well for you
02:26Love you
02:30Vinny
02:31Where'd you go?
02:33Oh, stay at Steve's
02:33Well, you didn't have to
02:35Yeah, I did
02:36I bet it was gross
02:38What?
02:39Look, Steve's place
02:40I'm thinking
02:40A single, hairy-ass soap
02:43And a raggedy
02:43Solo that he uses
02:44For everything
02:45Of course you'd think that
02:47You were so judgmental, Linger
02:49Even with stuff
02:49You know nothing about
02:50Oh, it was just a joke
02:51Yeah, I stink one
02:52Billy, hurry up
02:55I'd better go
02:55Sweet as
02:56Because I don't want to
02:56Cut into your
02:57Public gym session
03:03Plans tonight?
03:04You kept it free
03:06I wonder why
03:08For you, Maeve
03:09In case you told me
03:09You were available
03:10I forgot that you
03:11And sarcasm
03:12Aren't friends
03:15Shouldn't you be
03:16At the fertility clinic?
03:17Oh, yes
03:18But, uh, I am just
03:19Drinking in these two women
03:22Gorgeous
03:22I mean, look at them
03:24Enjoying each other's company
03:26No one looking like
03:26They want to run a mile
03:27Do you think
03:28If I hang out with them
03:29Maybe it'll rub off on me?
03:30I don't think
03:31Lesbianism works like that
03:32No, if only
03:33How's the new job
03:34Working out?
03:35Oh, honestly
03:35It's the one thing
03:36In my life
03:37That is flawless
03:39I mean, that's
03:40Mostly flawless
03:41Because I'm an empath
03:42So that really
03:43Takes its toll
03:44Oh, I can imagine
03:45But David is such
03:47A great boss
03:47Management
03:48Really suits me
03:49Management?
03:50Well, yeah
03:51Basically
03:52I mean, I'm
03:52David's right-hand gal
03:54We should have a coffee
03:55Sometime
03:56With moi
03:57Okay
03:58Love to
03:59Text me
04:02I've had to make
04:03Some changes
04:04To the surgical roster
04:04Cool
04:05Hey
04:07I'm sorry
04:08About last night
04:08It's fine
04:09And
04:11Congratulations
04:12Thanks
04:14So
04:15No hard feelings?
04:17Professionally
04:18No
04:18Personally
04:19I prefer to keep
04:20My distance
04:20Okay, but
04:23At work
04:23We're good?
04:25Yes
04:30Three
04:31Two
04:32One
04:36Math
04:40Okay
04:41Okay
04:45Yeah
04:46You're cheating
04:47No, I'm not
04:48We go around the circle
04:48And we pick up a card
04:49My turn
04:50My turn
04:57It's been a couple of bars
04:58I love this song
05:00I love this song
05:10Oh my god
05:10Whoa, whoa, whoa
05:11Did you just post that?
05:12Not yet
05:13Don't post shit
05:14Without asking me
05:15Who cares?
05:16Post one of me if you like
05:17I care
05:17Don't post that shit
05:19Okay
05:19Calm down, Ty
05:23I'm done
05:24Oi
05:25Don't be a dick
05:27Ash, I'll delete it
05:28Come back
05:30Who's Ty?
05:33Ty?
05:34Because
05:36He loves Ty food
05:38He seems pretty aggro
05:39About photos for a guy
05:40Who doesn't have a bad angle
05:42Yeah
05:42I'll fall up
05:43And then I'll
05:45I'll go talk to him
05:54I'm working with you today
05:55I asked David for a female nurse
05:57Men go through fertility treatment too
05:59Yeah, sure
06:00But not everyone is as chill as me
06:02Talking about cycles and ovaries
06:04Can we not do this on shift?
06:06Sorry to interrupt
06:07We're just giving the investors
06:08The grand tour
06:09Oh
06:09Kia ora, welcome
06:11This is two of our lovely nurses
06:13Selina and Viliami
06:14Thank you for joining us today, Vili
06:16Anytime
06:17Okay, let's go
06:19Okay, no appointments for the next hour
06:21So we need to call clients
06:22Of this list
06:23With their results and updates
06:25Cool
06:25So why don't you start with this one
06:31Hi Sarah
06:32It's Selina
06:33The fertility nurse
06:34At Shortland Street
06:35I've got some great news for you
06:37We got your HCG results back
06:39And we can confirm
06:40That you are pregnant
06:42Congratulations
06:43We're all really happy for you
06:46We'll send you for some follow-up bloods
06:48But in the meantime
06:49Look after yourself
06:51Okay
06:52And
06:52Enjoy this really special moment
06:56Okay
06:57Bye
07:01Linga
07:05Are you alright about Steve's?
07:07Should I come home?
07:09Nah
07:09It's okay
07:10Nah, I want to
07:11This house smells like
07:12Wet laundry and Doritos
07:16Smash some taskmasters
07:19I'll make some dinner, eh?
07:22How about I call the next one?
07:29Honestly, you should have been there in real life
07:31It was hectic
07:32And everyone was
07:37Babe, how are you going?
07:38Was that about me?
07:40What?
07:41Whatever
07:41I'm fine
07:42Yeah
07:42It'll totally blow over
07:44Hang on
07:45You're the one that told me to speak my mind
07:47And now look what's happened
07:48You literally did not do that
07:49You told me not to care about what people think
07:51Yeah
07:52But I didn't say give a hectic speech
07:54And try steal his award
07:56I did the transplant
07:57That award
07:57It's at least half mine
07:59Exactly
08:00That's what Nah said
08:02What?
08:03No
08:08I don't know if you'd want to
08:11But just watch the wind
08:14But I must take a moment to acknowledge a truly remarkable individual
08:18Phil Grayson
08:19An exceptional physician, my colleague and friend
08:23She performed this transplant under circumstances that would daunt most
08:27While I had the privilege of guiding her through it
08:29It was Phil's skill and determination that brought it to life
08:33This award is as much hers as it is mine
08:36So, Phil
08:38If you're listening
08:39Congratulations
08:40And thank you
08:41This belongs to both of us
08:43I'm sorry
08:45You're the best
08:46You're actually the best
08:46I am
08:47I'm sorry
08:47Just leave it
08:48Leave it
08:51You're good
08:55Long Island Iced Teas
08:58My mum taught me how to make these
08:59Shut up
09:00Cody
09:02Last time I had one of these
09:04I got banned from the Surf Lifeguard
09:06Shere Ahipara
09:07Cheers
09:12Oh, that's lethal
09:15You know
09:16I wanted to be alone today
09:18But it turns out
09:19I am a work-obsessed loser
09:21Who doesn't have any friends
09:23You got us
09:24But you're a gang
09:25I'm a fourth joiner
09:27I love a fourth joiner
09:29You're a ledge
09:31Now, this might be the love of my life
09:33But he's having someone else's baby
09:34Could you also have his baby?
09:37I really, really liked him
09:39Babies suck
09:41Right?
09:42How can I compete with that?
09:43Sip your drink, bub
09:45My ex got another girl pregnant
09:47I was so gutted, eh?
09:50It was the worst heartbreak
09:51Ever
09:51I'm sure you went through that
09:54How old's the kid now?
09:55Oh
09:56Turns out she wasn't even pregnant
09:58She was just on a dry-ass lying buzz
10:00But this still sucked
10:02I once dated the chick who didn't believe in evolution
10:05Oh
10:07She was, like, so beautiful
10:09But she made no sense
10:10I had a twin
10:13What?
10:15Bro
10:15Yeah
10:16Oh my god, call him
10:17Right now I want to meet him
10:19I can't
10:19But
10:20He's dead
10:23Oh my god
10:24I'm so sorry
10:26What happened?
10:28He was sick
10:29Cancer
10:33I don't know how to live my life without him
10:35And I still don't
10:37I can't even imagine
10:38Did he get treatment?
10:40Yeah
10:41And the doctors over-promised and under-delivered
10:45Just treated him like a statistic
10:49I'm sure they did all they could
10:53What would you know?
10:56Well, I guess I'm only speaking from my experience as a doctor
10:59You don't know shit
11:01And you're only a doctor because your mummy made sure of it
11:04Okay, enough about Poppy's mum
11:06What the hell has my mum got to do with it?
11:08Well, let's talk about my mum instead, eh?
11:10Look, I'm really sorry for what happened to you
11:12But you don't need to bring-
11:13Yeah, that's enough
11:13Just
11:15Bonding time over
11:16Come on
11:22Maybe we need the-
11:29Bro, you're bleeding
11:35Oh my god
11:38Poppy, get around the waters
11:39I'll try and find a bandage
11:53Oh, look
11:54Libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors
11:57It's been our pleasure, Libby
11:58We look forward to the updates
12:00Absolutely
12:01Great to see you, David
12:02I'll see you out
12:07Schmoozing, I see
12:08Well, I'm a natural
12:10If only I could say the same about dating
12:12Genuine question
12:13How does one sustain a relationship past three weeks?
12:17Okay
12:17I've got something that might take your mind off it
12:19I need you to do some work for me
12:21Well, I work for David now
12:23And I'm loving it, by the way
12:25So you said
12:26And he clearly respects you
12:27But I need the best person for the job
12:29And that is you
12:30Oh
12:31Well, that ship sailed
12:32Sorry, Rach
12:32Hey, I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you
12:35Well, then you should have thought about that before you demoted me
12:38I'll make it worth your while
12:40Financially
12:42What is it?
12:43I need you to look into some things at the fertility clinic
12:46Confidentially
12:47Oh, so you want me to spy on David
12:49Well, no
12:49Not spy, exactly
12:51Good, because I couldn't possibly
12:53Right
12:54How does $100,000 sound?
12:57$110
12:57No
12:59Fine, I'm in
13:00Find out about the inner workings of the clinic
13:03Ethics committee
13:04Paperwork
13:05Unexplained bill payments
13:07Any overbilling
13:08Roger
13:08But this is strictly between you and me
13:11If any of this conversation gets out
13:13You will blow it for yourself
13:15Understood
13:17Good
13:18Honestly, Rach
13:19Everything seems pretty above board
13:20I can tell you that two of the investors are from the Lawrence Foundation New Zealand
13:24And David got them on early because he's a member
13:27He's a member?
13:28Yes
13:29Is that a problem?
13:31Not necessarily
13:31But try and find out a bit more about that too
13:34Okay, I'll let you know how I go
13:35Oh, and Libby
13:36Rach
13:37We're not doing that
13:53This is my karma for sleeping with Cody
13:55Hey, I don't hate you for that
13:57Bet you did
13:59I did
14:00With a passion
14:01With a very short passion
14:03May I sit?
14:06Now, you don't have to tell me why
14:07But I did notice that one of those old guys gave you the fright of your life
14:12Shit
14:12Hey, common of silence
14:14Until someone walks out of the showers
14:16It's nothing
14:18Well, maybe
14:19But it might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again
14:24One of the guys is called Scott Collins
14:28He's my ex
14:30Oh
14:31Well
14:31I know
14:33No, sorry
14:34I'm not passing any judgment
14:36I do understand the allure of an older gentleman
14:38I guess I'm just surprised
14:40Yeah
14:41I am too
14:42Now that I've had time away from him
14:45Well, I hope he bought you a mansion
14:47For bringing beauty and youth into his life
14:51He was married
14:54So, no
14:55It wasn't really a public thing
14:58Oh
14:59Yeah
15:01I lost my job
15:02The whole reason why I'm here
15:06Did he break your heart?
15:09That really sucks
15:11Caused a massive rift
15:13Between my mum and dad
15:14All my workmates basically
15:17Everyone in my life said see ya
15:20I truly learned who my real friends were
15:22Turns out
15:23No one at the hospital
15:25I'm sorry
15:27Well, you know
15:28He just continues
15:30No staying on his name
15:34Sorry
15:34Do you want to say something funny?
15:39These idiots have been drinking since 9am
15:44Yeah, I wish I was drunk
15:46Well, we can fix that
15:47Maybe not right now
15:48But definitely at the end of this shift
15:52You won't tell anyone, right?
15:54Of course not
15:57God, what do I do now?
15:59Honestly
15:59I'd hide in the research library and scroll
16:01If it was me
16:01I think Nas would like me less than he likes Phil if I did that
16:05After last night
16:06I think you'd do a little light murdering
16:08And he'd still like you more than he likes Phil
16:16Nas, I owe you a massive apology
16:18Personally, not just professionally
16:20You've already said sorry
16:21Yes, but I didn't mean it
16:22Yeah, I could tell
16:25But I mean it now
16:26So if you could just please hear me out
16:28What's changed?
16:29Do I have something you need?
16:31Izzy showed me your acceptance speech
16:33Well, you could have heard it yourself
16:34If you hadn't stormed in and hijacked the moment
16:36I just wanted people to know that I was part of it
16:39Yeah, well
16:40It was a rotten way to do it
16:41I've worked exceptionally hard in my career
16:43And will happily accept an award
16:44But I also know how to give credit where it's due
16:47I know
16:47And I'm genuinely so sorry
16:49I derailed your night and I made it about me
16:51You know Phil
16:51I probably should have expected it
16:53Well, like you said
16:55I'm your friend
16:56No
16:57No
16:57You work in my department
16:59I'm your senior consultant
17:00And I'm telling you right now
17:01I never want to hear about this ever again
17:02Understood?
17:09Hey
17:10So
17:11I am officially signing up for fertility treatment
17:15That's awesome
17:16Yeah, and I've got some of the money sorted
17:18But
17:19I'm just going to have to do some shifting around
17:21I'm not sure where the rest of it's going to come from
17:22But
17:22The universe will provide
17:24Right
17:25I'll figure it out
17:27Yeah
17:28Or
17:29You can wait
17:30For what?
17:31For the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket?
17:33Hey, I made you something
17:35What's this?
17:36So this is a gym program
17:37And on this tab
17:39Just some nutrition stuff
17:41Are you serious?
17:42Yeah, I thought it might help
17:42I can support you
17:44Oh, so you want to support me
17:46To get skinny so I can have a baby?
17:47No
17:48No, just to lower your BMI
17:49If money's tight
17:50You want to get it right, don't you?
17:51Right
17:51There's no strong evidence
17:52That proves that BMI affects fertility treatment
17:55Yeah, but the clinic's guidelines
17:56Yeah, are outdated
17:57And discriminatory
18:01Sorry
18:01I just want to help
18:02I'm really good at this stuff
18:03And I just thought that
18:04Bro, out of all of the things
18:05That you decide to support me on
18:07You choose weight loss
18:08Thanks, bro
18:13David is a member
18:14Of the Lawrence Foundation
18:15Who are funding the treatment
18:17At the fertility clinic
18:19That's a conflict of interest
18:20Bingo
18:21Has he declared it?
18:23Not as far as I can find
18:24Well, why would he keep that secret?
18:26I don't know
18:27But something is off
18:28I think we should confront him
18:30Together
18:31So we can't back out of it
18:33And we won't fail this time
18:34You mean I won't?
18:36Your words
18:39Let's hold off
18:40Chris, come on
18:43If he's covering up something
18:44Relatively minor
18:45Like this
18:46There's bound to be
18:47A whole lot more underneath
18:48We need to be smart
18:50Let's wait
18:51Keep an eye on him
18:52Which I'll actually stick to
18:54Point taken
18:56So you trust me now?
18:59Against my better judgement
19:01Maybe
19:03Well, it's not over yet
19:04But it's good to have you back
19:05On the team
19:13Ready?
19:16Why do you like that?
19:18Because I'm amazing
19:18You're psychotic
19:19You're psychotic
19:22Watch out
19:23I'm coming in
19:26Practical
19:26I'm so stoked
19:28We've overcome mates
19:29Yeah
19:30Bully
19:30Me too
19:31This is the best flat
19:33I didn't even know
19:34That I needed this today
19:35Yeah?
19:37Yeah, of course
19:37I love you guys
19:38But our group's got rules
19:40They're not hooking up
19:41With each other
19:43Anymore
19:44All good with me?
19:46I like her
19:47She's cool
19:49Do you?
19:50Yes
19:50You're awesome
20:04Hey Lib
20:04How was your day?
20:05Great
20:06I made some money
20:07I helped make some babies
20:08Love that
20:10Hey
20:11So
20:11Taste this
20:12Tell me if it needs anything
20:16Wow, yeah, that's great
20:17And I'll just make us
20:18A cheeky little wine
20:19I'm okay, thank you
20:20Can we sit down?
20:22I'll get that
20:29Hey
20:29Oh
20:30Hi
20:31Hi
20:33Apparently we have a pizza night
20:34Italian night
20:35Como estas?
20:39Hola
20:40I'm in
20:45What's going on?
20:46Surprise
20:47It's couples night
20:50Oh
20:50It's just us
20:51Yeah
20:52I thought, you know
20:52Couples
20:53How cute
20:54Then we can chat more
20:57Okay
20:58Should I get you a wine water?
21:00I bought a 0%
21:01Sophia doesn't join Keeper
21:05Oh
21:05I
21:06I thought Crane was a weird first name
21:09You know
21:10It's kind of like
21:11It sounds like Crane
21:12So
21:13Oh
21:14I should put on the pasta
21:20Why does everyone
21:22Think the worst of me?
21:23Oh my god
21:23Please do not make this
21:24Something that it's not
21:25I am now
21:26The hospital gutter rat
21:27For all eternity
21:28I'm never going to be forgiven
21:29If I'm not ruining the party
21:31I'm their fair girl
21:32Yeah
21:33Yeah, twice over
21:34Maeve and Hubbard
21:35Were both married
21:36When you slept with him
21:36Yep
21:36No, I know
21:37I was there
21:38Thank you
21:39Well
21:40If it does make you feel
21:41Maybe that
21:44Actually
21:44Actually no
21:45I can't say that
21:47Well now you have to tell me
21:48No, like I actually shouldn't
21:50I'm never going to let this go
21:51God
21:52You're only in this
21:53Okay
21:54But you
21:54You have to swear
21:55You can't tell anyone
21:56Okay
21:56Philippa Grayson
21:57To your grave
22:00Izzy did the same thing
22:02Had enough there
22:02With this old executive
22:04What?
22:05Yeah
22:05At her old work
22:06Oh my god
22:08And people still love her
22:10See
22:11I'm not even asking for love
22:13Liked
22:13Would be nice
22:14Not viscerally hated
22:15Yeah
22:15That's what I'm saying
22:16Like
22:17It'll pass
22:17If you move on
22:18Others will too
22:29Hello
22:32Late night drive-by
22:36Yes please
22:37I mean I can go
22:38Oh no
22:39No
22:41Come here
22:48I don't want to be alone
22:51Lucky and all
22:55Shut up
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