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00:13has anyone seen my phone you don't need it today don't see your stupid phone can everyone um
00:19come into the living room dad i need my phone yeah yeah yeah just um i've got to speak to
00:23mercy oh okay rady what are you doing um look i i know i know i've i've been a bit
00:34of a mess
00:34recently yeah and um i just feel like it's having a bit of an effect on the sort um so
00:40do you have my
00:41phone just let it finish i just um look i just want to reset yeah and and and spend a
00:48bit of
00:48time together so i've called school and i've said you're not well and i've messaged carla because
00:55you know what's one day we can we can shut out the world we can we can play games and
00:59watch films and
01:01stuff okay i'm done yeah yeah yeah i guess why not okay cool you're happy to see you remember you
01:13got your therapy today yeah yeah yeah i'll push it till later aren't you happy hey my family's all the
01:20therapy i need right now yeah yeah yeah that's impressive she even work here anymore who's that
01:30did you think your mouthy new saleswoman she's meant with firewall all this but what does it matter if
01:35she's selling cars all right she's out there now she's doing that rust fuck you bought no jane she's
01:42pulling a sickie done it two days in a row over text i'll tell you what i'm gonna do lauren
01:46yeah when
01:46you lose this bet i'm gonna sack her and i'm gonna love doing it yeah i'm coming we got going
01:57to sort
01:57the rust packet out and just so you know when i win this bet which i will i'm gonna give
02:03her a pay rise
02:14right how bad is it then well i can get rid of all the rust but there ain't gonna be
02:21much car left
02:21if i do you totally scam me i reckon i can help though you literally just said it was a
02:30write-off
02:30it is i mean i can help you get your money back
02:37right okay let's talk
02:43power suit for a powerful match you know i think you've got this election all sewn up i do
02:49what happened oh i like your outfit it's very um grandmother of the bride grandmother well i mean
03:00as in tasteful and classy yeah of course you do well i was expecting something more garish i was
03:05going to bring me sunglasses hey he's kidding i think anyway go on go and schmooze your socks off
03:20i don't know what you're smirking at you're just like a cheap accountant i'm so sorry guys
03:25you've been a mix-up with the bookings i've only got one cab available i'll take it ladies first
03:30where's the lady oh please can we just stop this yeah you can't at the same event right i mean
03:35surely
03:35you could share yeah you know this is supposed to be a fun occasion to raise money for charity
03:40just leave the competition on the square fine
03:48i'm thinking i should have run for counsellor i've just seen ian and elaine heading off to a very
03:53swanky do i should have run for counsellor no comment on that sorry sorry is everything okay
04:04nugget did get back safe right yeah yeah but it's fine yeah yeah there's something really going on
04:14with those guys and i feel like you're not telling me everything it's nothing all right okay so ravi
04:19acting all paranoid in the square yesterday with those like super intense eyes that's that's
04:25completely normal is it i think you're more worried about it than i am
04:32what even is that it's a face no talking i can see it's a face but mum what is it
04:39and that's time it's a goonies what the hell even is a goonie sorry sorry what i was only like
04:47minding your mom's favorite film from the 80s babe do you remember we um we used to watch it like
04:53every sunday didn't we yeah like you two used to sit and watch films every sunday yeah that's not
04:59alone look mate i i know you're upset with me yeah but i'm i'm trying okay i just want to
05:07have a good
05:07time yeah why don't we watch the goonies right now okay yeah well if we watch the film can i
05:15have my
05:16phone please uh no your dad's right okay we're gonna go old school today you can watch it like
05:20we used to go on not hungover oh we weren't that bad this is a great idea uh can i
05:31get my phone i
05:32just want to check lauren hasn't message about work i said no phones
05:46help i do one oh i forgot one will be for goodness yeah right get off that phone now
05:52and we can turn that off and all i thought you said you had a headache it got better did
05:55it okay
05:56perfect so go and get ready now i'll take you down to school no school's already started now i'll just
06:01say i've done this or something who asked you hey he's only trying to help and we had a deal
06:07didn't
06:07we i let you stay off yesterday so long as you go in today i'm sick no you're not
06:12hey excuse me we're not done get in there and get dressed now i swear i'm gonna drag you down
06:16to
06:16school yeah ralphie moon bad jokes loud shirts and even louder misses yeah that's the one
06:26yeah no he said you could sort me out i need five maybe six motors by the end of the
06:32week
06:34yeah can you come by today to talk terms yeah brilliant it's uh it's nine turpin road great see
06:42in a couple hours
06:48how is this gonna help well he's got your money so we get him down here and i persuade him
06:53to give it
06:54back to you but how are you gonna do that i'm just gonna talk to him you're just gonna talk
06:59yes lauren
07:00trust me i've got this okay no no just leave it to me i'll do all the talking to you
07:08all right is
07:08that my new client out there oh what are you doing then he's just helping with the classic cars oh
07:13no
07:13she's just warming up mate nice uh did you hear that mom and us got an argument this morning oh
07:18yeah
07:19he saw her without makeup and began calling the ambulance no it's not funny all right no no i'll
07:27sort it i'll uh i'll talk to you over here do you want me to sort oscar out as well
07:34no because i can
07:36no thank you lexi open this door now or i swear i'm gonna take away your phone any screen time
07:43you
07:43can kiss goodbye to any pocket money i don't care hell shouting ain't gonna bring around remember where
07:51this is coming from lex i'm i'm sorry i'm sorry for shouting i i know you've got a lot going
08:04on all right
08:05but you need to go to school and if your dad was here or jay they'd be saying the exact
08:10same thing so
08:10please darling just just talk to me go away you ain't my dad
08:18no i totally agree with you and that is why the one question i always ask when i'm interviewing for
08:24a job
08:24is what does community mean to you and i'll tell you what without fail right if they are under the
08:30age of
08:3125 they say the same thing social media are you being serious yeah i mean a swipe on the screen
08:37and
08:37that is their idea of community swiping in you're back on those dating apps no we were discussing the
08:44decline in community values amongst modern society oh well i know one thing that can sort that out in
08:49a heartbeat karaoke that your campaign promise is it karaoke well there's nothing like a good knees
08:57up to lift morale although this is why i like candidates like her in an election even if she
09:03can't run a council and certainly put a smile on your face do you know what darling you should try
09:08it
09:08sometime a quick blast of dancing queen might shake that broomstick out your jack seat
09:17okay that film absolute cinema bro come on wakey wakey
09:25oh what don't i miss the whole film yeah just the best film of the 80s ask your brother i'll
09:29make my top
09:30ten
09:33uh do you know what i just feel like some fresh air why don't we go for a walk no
09:38no no we're we're
09:40we're fine here um plus i've i've told everyone you're sick yeah yeah yeah that's right um i'll just
09:48make some lunch then okay i'm happy not to be at school and that but like it's a bit weird
10:03no i think
10:04he just genuinely wanted to spend some time with us yeah yeah i do it it's not sure they'll see
10:10him in a
10:10well yeah it's good for him i'll go out and get something nice to eat okay okay
10:29when did these go on last night i kept thinking uh over and over again how easily mark
10:40i haven't broken that time and um well i know i've got enemies like that and um
10:47you'll be gone for too careful coming back
10:52so did you work out are you all right yeah well in theory mate yeah but right now i'm paying
10:56that
10:5680 pound a month for very expensive plastic cards i'm saying hi i'm lauren bill
11:06you sold me that rust bucket and i want my money back no come on darling that car was sold
11:12as seen
11:13yeah well i didn't really see it did i i just saw that grainy photo that you sent and
11:16and then the description that was just a complete pack of lies no i've got disclaimers all over my
11:21website it's because you're a crook a crook now i'm an honest car dealer trying to make a living
11:25that's what i am you're making a living out of conning people like me you said it needed a little
11:29bit
11:29of tlc then it'll be right as rain that's what you said yeah well it does it's what it does
11:33need
11:33no it needs a complete overhaul and you know it it's only fit for the scrapyard she's right mate
11:39cough up sorry about who are you i'm her boyfriend and this ain't about balance sheets or business
11:46deals this is about you pulling a fast one on the woman that i love and i'm not going to
11:51stand for it
11:55my friends and i are keen to back you in this election but please be careful that woman doesn't
12:02taint your campaign well lane she's okay ian you can't expect people to take her seriously
12:09yes she's fun yes she has the common touch the common touch she has no political experience whatsoever
12:20she's worked in pubs she runs a b and b it just won't work i think you're being really unfair
12:28on
12:28elaine yes she has been a publican most of her life which means she is perfectly positioned
12:34to understand the people she is hoping to represent and can i remind you it's not you and your friends
12:40who decide who wins this election it's the public well if she wins there's no hope for this burry
12:56julian tell us about your campaign uh yes um well as i was um saying earlier when we were over
13:02there
13:02and um yeah look i'll get it all right if this was my missus i'll be defending her on her
13:07too
13:07okay fight my own battle it's okay honey i've got this do not call me honey i just see what
13:13you've
13:13done ray she's angry at you and she's taking it out on me yeah well listen i've got business partners
13:18to keep at me and that money's already spent look at her you are breaking up the greatest love story
13:23ever told here okay that's it just stay out of my business now ray if she leaves me over this
13:27i'm
13:27going to hold you personally responsible i don't know what you expect me to do mate just give me
13:31my money back sold as a scene all right okay fair enough sold as seen we understand
13:42but what you need to understand is how much pain i can inflict on you and your family mark
13:51see i've done my digging on you ray on your wife and on your kids two boys isn't you 15
14:02and 18. good age
14:05young men now probably go out on the streets at nights with their mates old enough to walk home from
14:12school on their own and this city can be a very dangerous place right now you look night you look
14:21you are going to get her the car that she actually paid for
14:25and your boys make it home safely do you understand right
14:32yes yeah yes sir good off you go
14:40all right speak to you soon right yes that's it
14:50name the only country in the world whose flag isn't a rectangle wait i know this one
14:56what time did you move your appointment to today
14:59i don't know five five what's it matter i swear it's like bhutan but berman
15:04not someone like that it's not even a country bro of course it is is it
15:08it is you don't think too much oh okay go on two things you are going to go though right
15:13it's a therapy i mean i think it would really help you well i can't protect us if i leave
15:18we don't need protecting yes we do nepal what is it how did you get that did you see how
15:25can i see
15:25that man i don't know you cheated oh no i didn't yes you did and i want to see this
15:29flag where's my
15:29phone how many times have i said no phones why can't they not get down there hence we're not
15:37leaving the flat we're not looking at our phones we're gonna sit down we're gonna eat don't you
15:42we're gonna eat don't you this is too much
15:51why is the door bolted what bolts yes i think we've we've had enough talking okay we're just
15:59gonna sit down we're gonna eat right this should be the other way around you know i reckon you owe
16:17me a drink considering i just saved your skin try not to be so smug about it i'm just saying
16:23if i didn't step in you'd be a few grand down wouldn't you and i bet your old man would
16:27love that
16:30but i'm not saying that i don't appreciate good then i'll let you by the next round
16:36what you did you've threatened the blokes family you've got to speak their language laura
16:44and what's this really about is it the boyfriend thing are you still mad about that
16:52please it's the least believable thing that you said he seemed to buy it though didn't he
16:58ah lauren lauren listen i just want to say i'm sorry all right darling i've just got off the blower
17:04to ray and now listen he said he didn't mean to scam me it was a genuine mix-up blah
17:10blah blah
17:10blah but good news your car's gonna be here first thing tomorrow hey next time you send me someone
17:15dodgy you just give me a little bit of warning first well hold on a second sweetheart dodgy's a
17:20bit of a strong word okay think of him more as a i know happy opportunist okay dodgy's good speak
17:27as you'll find oh yeah yes phil what can i get you you see if i was your fella that
17:31is how everyone
17:32would treat you yeah yeah that's right we're never going to find out in it i'm just saying
17:39i reckon this partnership could be a good one though partnership mm-hmm well i'm the brains you're
17:45the grease monkey oh yeah you're the brains i reckon i could teach you a thing or two
17:53hmm actually drink up there is something i want to show you
18:02lauren pick up the phone will you please
18:05please i know you're out there hustling trying to win this bet but i've got no you
18:08no prea and a car lot to run can't do it on me home so call me please
18:12prea not working today no sick apparently not that i believe her i think she's telling the truth
18:19nugget and avani also off so i think they're all sick
18:22we're all as bad as each other
18:28what they need is a ping pong back in the end not the fight absolutely good point uh
18:33gentlemen do you excuse me is someone i need to talk to
18:36certainly
18:43you're very good at this
18:46no uh no barbed comments no stinging the tail no i'm really grateful for you sticking up for me
18:56with betty what's the face yeah she um she can be a little bit stuck up at times they all
19:01are
19:02you know i'm beginning to think this politics thing ain't for me
19:08can i offer you a topper oh thank you
19:13i'll tell you what they're um they're not too bad once you get to know them do you want me
19:19to
19:19introduce you are you scared i might steal your contacts what's a little uh healthy competition amongst
19:29friends
19:29do you know what's great about that film
19:33sometimes they were scared but um you know they all stuck together
19:39and that's how they got through it deception
19:43that films about deception like criminals disguised as uh as pirates but they're trying to kill them
19:51like like like the people out there that are trying to hurt us but but but in here in here
19:56we're
19:56safe we're safe yeah yeah we're safe yeah yeah and we've had a good day haven't we
20:14why do you all look so scared we're not scared no no no we're scared i'm i'm not the problem
20:22i'm i'm not someone to be scared of i'm not rambi baby i'm not niche i'm nothing i'm nothing like
20:29no no no we know you know so so can we agree that we keep the door locked so come
20:33in
20:45my
20:56sookie yes it's me
20:59okay do you know what we've all just we've come down with this it's horrible
21:04like vomiting bug things so so i don't want to come to the job i don't want to give it
21:08to you
21:08do you need a doctor no no no no doctors um we're fine yeah we're just sorry sookie
21:15ria are you okay yeah yeah yeah we're all right do you know what i just hear rivani being sick
21:22i've really got to go all right can you just put your phones on please and just let me know
21:26you're
21:26all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah of course she's gone hey i don't want to feel like this anymore
21:51get a couple of them phones take away please
21:53you all right oh yeah um i couldn't get lexi off to school today oh no bless her i know
22:04she's got
22:04a lot going on i really do but i can't just keep going around in circles with her you know
22:09the
22:09school's been on my case and she's just not listening it's like i don't even recognize her
22:13it won't be forever callum it's her age as well and what are their hormones all over the place
22:20she had a proper gun up for you said i weren't her dad and i know i i know i'm
22:25not but right now i feel
22:27like i'm the closest thing she's got to her i just don't feel like i'm doing it right shut up
22:33of course
22:33you are lily's right and we're here we're family you know what they say it takes a town to raise
22:41a
22:41child so i'm going to do a favorite pasta and then bribe all these donuts hopefully bring around a bit
22:47yeah whatever why don't we come around too oh all about yourself i don't know you don't need to have
22:54invitations when it's family sam julie
22:59what lexi she's feeling a little bit wobbly so we just said that we would pop over there for dinner
23:05later it'd be nice you know having the people closest to her that she loves the most can't you
23:10i couldn't pop round too if you like i mean i'm happy to talk to her about school julia i
23:15can't ask
23:15that of you you've got enough on you honestly it's fine it'll be good to have out that's it
23:19settled then dinner at yours i mean you know there is someone that she will definitely listen
23:24to yeah that's phil wouldn't it yeah i don't know about that he hasn't exactly been very helpful
23:29with his school thing and i had a guy at him yesterday well well you can ask can't you billy
23:33you're annoying fine i'll ask him well see you later then see ya
23:43it's just like these uh sunday mornings we used to have yeah lying in bed on two hours sleep
23:51watching movies
23:55all we had was a mattress on the floor but i always felt so safe in your arms and i
24:03still do
24:07you're doing a great job at protecting us
24:13look why don't i'm why don't i make us all a cup of tea yeah everything feels better with a
24:18cup of tea
24:21finally just help your dad on the sofa yeah maybe pick out another film we can watch yeah hey hey
24:28dad
24:31dad do you want to come and meet me yeah come on come on
24:44what are you looking for the keys for the new locks
24:54mom i had no idea how sick he was it's just like the time he was in the pharmacy
25:01mom
25:04where's that from
25:10what's that is that dad
25:21a bit tighter
25:27perfect see you just changed the battery it's not that hard is it
25:32oh i can't believe i'm about to say something so pathetic but if i've chipped the nail
25:36you're in trouble and i'll get you a new set wherever you want
25:42i'll stick to nails and you stick to cars
25:48you know i can teach you the basics in just a couple of weeks you really think that i'm going
25:52to start fixing these things myself yeah lauren because the more you can do the more profit you
25:57can make and the stuff that i teach you you'll be able to spot a rungan from a mile away
26:01next time
26:04trust me i can spot a rungan
26:13i promise you we are not in any danger all right you ain't gonna hurt how can you say that
26:18look at
26:18bruises it was an accident hey no accident what's going on it's nothing done it's okay look at what
26:25you're doing
26:27mom's got bruises and all right what
26:32mom it was a an accident
26:36i didn't mean to um so it was you
26:43you you heard my mom look it weren't like that okay dad did you do this to her
26:48he didn't mean to hurt me i don't think it right please please no that ain't good enough
26:52what's on the door taking our phones this ain't normal mom i don't get it the biggest danger here
26:58is him i know i know i failed i know i failed i know my job is to protect everyone
27:05and i haven't
27:07i haven't protected anyone what you all did to my baby and i i couldn't just breathe
27:12i couldn't stop here to my woman to my woman and to your mama it was an accident
27:31it was me son it was me
27:39i'm the one who attacked you
27:43i'm the one who attacked you
27:45you
27:45uh
27:46uh
27:46We'll see you next time.
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