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مسلسل Loki مترجم - Episode 2
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00:05On behalf of the Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.
00:14Long ago, the all-knowing Time Keepers emerged, creating and organizing the Sacred Timeline.
00:22Sometimes people like you veer off the path. We call those Variance.
00:28Do you think I never-
00:32Loud, please, sir.
00:34How do you plead?
00:36I'm Agent Mobius, by the way.
00:37How long have you been here?
00:38I don't know. It's hard to say. You know, time passes differently here in the TVA.
00:42Now, you parade about as if you're the divine orbiters of power in the universe.
00:48Infinity stones?
00:49Some of the guys use them as paperweights.
00:51Is this the greatest power in the universe?
00:55I can't go back, can I?
00:56I can't offer you salvation.
00:59But maybe I can offer you something better.
01:01Fugitive Variance been killing our Minutemen.
01:04And you need the god of mischief to help you solve them.
01:09Why me?
01:10The Variant we're hunting is...
01:12you.
01:56Or is there a secret setting?
01:56I know more about you.
01:57Oh, my God.
02:28Hi. What's going on? You guys aren't dressed right. So.
02:34Very detected, Commander.
02:38Let's move.
02:41Some of us need this. You know.
02:52No Nexus Energy yet, ma'am.
03:03It's a trap. Watch your back.
03:04It's a trap. Watch your back.
03:05Strongholds. Strongholds.
03:06Strongholds. Welcome.
03:08And thank you for joining us here at the Council.
03:11Please, settle into your seats,
03:13for a great battle is about to commence.
03:16The prize of the Princess.
03:19The evil trade.
03:20All of us will be out for a hero.
03:23I go.CTLOCKS
03:38Water?
03:39You wonder?
03:57What are you doing?
04:00Having some fun.
04:09Late at night I burst and I turn and I dream of what I need.
04:14I need a hero.
04:16I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night.
04:21He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
04:27I need a hero.
04:29I'm holding out for a hero till the morning light.
04:33He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be light to the fight.
04:41I need a hero.
04:43I'm holding out for a hero till the fight.
04:46He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong and
04:49he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong.
04:51I'm hustling.
04:57I'm hustling.
05:00I'm hustling.
05:03I'm hustling.
05:07Ok y'all.
05:08Let's review what we've learned.
05:10What happens when a nexus event branches past redline?
05:14Very bad things.
05:16Come on, Loki. What is it?
05:20It's when the TVA can no longer reset a nexus event.
05:23Okay? Boring.
05:25Right. And that would lead to the destruction of the timeline
05:28and the collapse of reality as we know it.
05:31Can you hear me?
05:32Are you recording or are you alive?
05:35Uh, sort of both.
05:40Watch it. Where's your manners?
05:42Oh, hey, quit it.
05:45That is not nice.
05:47Jerk.
05:48Are you going well?
05:50Get in my jet ski magazine. Put it down.
05:52Come on, gear up. There's been an attack. Let's go.
05:57Put it on.
06:05Good.
06:05Good job.
06:07Smart.
06:10C-20 and her team went dark shortly after they jumped into the 1985 branch.
06:15All signs point to another ambush.
06:17We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki variant.
06:21But which kind of Loki remains unknown?
06:24No, the lesser kind, to be clear.
06:28Let me see the back of that jacket.
06:37Very subtle.
06:38Well done.
06:40I don't want anybody out there to forget what you are.
06:42Oh, you only hope of capturing a murderer.
06:44No, a cosmic mistake.
06:46That's enough.
06:47Lovely.
06:47Here's the deal.
06:49When we get out on the branch, we're not just looking for a time criminal.
06:53We're looking for a Loki.
06:55A variation of this guy.
06:57A type we should all be very familiar with because the TVA has pruned a lot of these guys.
07:03Almost more than any other variant.
07:05And no two are alike.
07:07Slight differences in appearances or, if not so slight, different powers.
07:11Although powers generally include shape-shifting, illusion projection, and my favorite...
07:15Duplication casting.
07:20Illusion projection.
07:21No, they're two completely different powers, actually.
07:24How?
07:25Illusion projection involves depicting a detailed image from outside oneself which is perceptible in the external world.
07:30Whereas duplication casting entails recreating an exact facsimile of one's own body in its present circumstance.
07:36Which acts as a true holographic mirror of its molecular structure.
07:39But, uh...
07:41You already knew that.
07:43Okay, take a breath.
07:46Noted.
07:47We're going to break into two teams, including myself and Professor Loki.
07:51Why?
07:53Because whoever this variant is, we haven't been able to find them.
07:57So let's bring in an expert.
08:01That's me.
08:03Do I get a weapon?
08:04Yeah.
08:05Well, I'll have my magic back.
08:07Is no one concerned about that?
08:08Of what?
08:09Me betraying you.
08:10No.
08:10Why not?
08:11Because you already know that we can catch you, and how's betraying us going to get you any closer with
08:14the timekeepers?
08:17An audience with the timekeepers is on the table.
08:19Keep that focus.
08:27Apex of Nexus Signature located now.
08:31Let me ask you this.
08:33Why don't we just travel back to before the attack, when the variant first arrives?
08:37Nexus events destabilize the time flow.
08:40This branch is still changing and growing, so you've got to show up in real time.
08:44Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to?
08:47Well, as many as I could stand, your TVA propaganda is exhausting.
08:52I mean, what do these do?
08:54Reset charges prune the affected radius of a branched timeline, allowing time to heal all its wounds.
09:01Which, by the way, sounds like a nice way of saying disintegrate everything in its vicinity.
09:05He's on it.
09:07Watch the videos.
09:08I mean, some of them.
09:10So he's taking hostages now?
09:13The variant's never taken a hostage before.
09:16Maybe he's upping his game.
09:17Or he pruned her.
09:19A Loki couldn't have gotten the jump on C20.
09:21I think you underestimate, actually.
09:23Fan out and search for her.
09:24And hurry up, because we're at three units until redline.
09:28Come on.
09:32Wait.
09:36If you leave this tent, you'll end up like them.
09:43What do you see?
09:46I see a scheme.
09:48And in that scheme, I see myself.
09:53We have a saying in Asgard.
09:59Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near.
10:03It means to be aware of your surroundings.
10:05Which is absurd, because my people are by nature gullible fools.
10:09A trait that I, the god of mystive, exploited time and time again, simply by listening.
10:13My teeth were sharp, but my ears even sharper.
10:17We're running out of time, Mobius.
10:19Hold it.
10:19Just give them a chance.
10:21You remind me of them.
10:23The time variant's authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same.
10:27Drunk with power, blinded to the truth.
10:30Those you underestimate will devour you.
10:32You underestimate me.
10:34Just as you underestimate this lesser Loki.
10:36Which is why you walk into one wolf's mouth after another.
10:40Two units.
10:41He is wasting our time.
10:43Okay, come on, Loki.
10:43Make a long story short.
10:45We need to look for C-20.
10:46But that's exactly what the variant wants you to do.
10:50It's a trap.
10:51He's waiting for you outside this tent.
10:53Should I secure the reset charges?
10:54No, he wants me.
10:55I'm the key to his plan.
10:56He knows that I'm stronger than him.
10:58Almost one unit.
10:59And he rightly believes that together we can overthrow and rule the TVA.
11:02But that's not what I want.
11:03I have a new purpose.
11:05I'm a servant of the sacred timeline.
11:08And knowing what I now know about his tactics, I can deliver you the variant.
11:15But I need assurances.
11:18Yeah?
11:20Assurances that I won't be completely disintegrated at the moment the job has been done.
11:24Right.
11:26I will need to speak to the timekeepers at once.
11:28They're in graver danger than we realized.
11:36He's lying.
11:37Just playing games.
11:38There's no one out there.
11:41Reset the timeline.
11:44You have me for a second.
11:46My ears are sharp, too.
11:53You have me for a second.
11:59My ears are sharp, too.
12:13My ears are sharp, too.
12:15My eyes are sharp.
12:15Yes.
12:15Yes.
12:37Is it just me or does this office keep getting better and better?
12:42Where'd you get that one, the snow globe?
12:44I love those. I don't remember bringing back that case.
12:48You're not the only analyst working for me.
12:51What would you say? Maybe I'm your favorite one?
12:55And why do you get to keep all the trophies from my cases in here?
12:58You don't think I'd love having that roller skate there sprucing up my cubicle?
13:02Because I approve the missions.
13:05Good point.
13:06Speaking of which, let's talk about the one you just botched.
13:10You might need this for our discussion.
13:12I hope it's a double.
13:14This variant is insubordinate, stubborn, unpredictable.
13:21Sounds like someone else I know.
13:23I was just thinking it sounds like someone I know.
13:26Oh.
13:28Mobius.
13:29What?
13:29Those rings are already there.
13:32And they're all from you.
13:34It's from your other favorite analyst.
13:38Listen, Ravonna, I'm sorry. I realize that my, you know, methods with this Loki are controversial, but...
13:45Towing a dangerous variant into the field is controversial.
13:48Yeah, it didn't go exactly the way I wanted it to today, but here's what we did find out.
13:53The variant likes to stall for time.
13:55And eventually we'll catch the other one doing the same thing because understanding this Loki helps me get closer to
14:01the one we're chasing.
14:02Right?
14:03Look, I know you have a soft spot for broken things.
14:07I don't think so.
14:07Yes, you do, but Loki is an evil, lying scourge.
14:11That is the part he plays on the sacred timeline.
14:14Maybe he wants to mix it up. Sometimes you get tired of playing the same part. Is that possible? It
14:19can change?
14:19Not unless the timekeepers decree it. And then it shall be so.
14:24And how are the old timekeepers?
14:28How do you think?
14:30I don't know, because I've never met them, thankfully. Although I shouldn't say that. That one looks like he's got
14:35kind of...
14:35The timekeepers are monitoring every aspect of this case. I've never seen them so involved. They want that variant caught.
14:42So do I.
14:44And this is the last chance you're gonna get with this Loki.
14:46Great. That's all I'm gonna need.
14:53Thank you, Far Slayer.
15:01You wanna remember this? This must be from that alien you keep on the side.
15:06Stay focused.
15:07Eyes on the road.
15:10Mobius.
15:12It's almost gone.
15:13You really believe in this variant?
15:17Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us. And hey, if it doesn't work, I'll delete him
15:22myself.
15:23He's really arrogant.
15:29You're probably wondering what happened out on the mission.
15:33That was your first lesson in catching a Loki. Expect the expected.
15:38You see, half the fun of being a trickster is knowing everyone knows you're a trickster, and then many of
15:43your tricks can come from exploiting the fact that you know that they know that you know that the trick
15:46is coming...
15:46Okay, just shut up, please. What happened to the guy I met on the elevator? Didn't like to talk? Remember
15:51him? Now I'm stuck with this guy. I won't stop yakking away about what makes a Loki tick.
15:55Wait, isn't that precisely why I am here?
15:58No, I don't care what makes you tick. You're here to help me catch the superior version of yourself. That's
16:05it.
16:06Hang on. I'm not sure superior is actually quite the right word.
16:08See, there it is. Right there.
16:10I believe, stupidly, that insecure need for validation would motivate you to find the killer.
16:15Not because you care about the TVA mission or being a hero, but because you know this variant is better
16:21than you, and you can't take it.
16:27Very nice. I mean, it is adorable that you think you could possibly manipulate me.
16:35I'm ten steps ahead of you. I've been playing a game of my own all along.
16:41What? Charm your way in front of the timekeepers, hustle them, and seize control of the TVA? Am I getting
16:47warm?
16:48A double-cross by history's most reliable liar.
16:51Okay, why are you in there sticking your neck out for me?
16:54I'll give you two options, and you can believe whichever one you want.
16:57A, because I see a scared little boy shivering in the cold, and you kind of feel bad for that
17:03ice runt.
17:03Or B, I just want to catch this guy, and I'll tell you whatever I need to tell you.
17:13I don't need your sympathy.
17:15Good, because I'm running out of it.
17:20What's this then? The next step of your manipulation?
17:21No, this is the final step, your last chance.
17:24Oh, and what does my desperate last chance require?
17:27Work. Work?
17:52I need you to go over each and every one of the variance case files, and then give me your,
17:56how do I put it, your unique location.
17:58It's a low-key perspective.
17:59And who knows, maybe there's something that we missed.
18:02Well, you're idiots. I suspect you probably missed a lot.
18:04Well, that's why I'm lucky I got you. We're a little bit longer.
18:07Let me park you at this desk, and don't be afraid to really lean into this work.
18:11Here's a good trick for you. Pretend your life depends on it.
18:14I'm gonna get a snack.
18:30Oh, my goodness.
18:32Don't tell me the Varian ambushed and killed another team of Minutemen.
18:37And stole their reset charge as well.
18:43Shhh.
18:54Shhh.
19:06Shhh.
19:11Hello.
19:23Can I help you?
19:24Yes. I'm on some important TVA business.
19:27Follow up to a field mission. You know how it goes.
19:29Yes, we redline near the apex and, well, it's never good.
19:38I'd like all files pertaining to the creation of the TVA.
19:43Those are classified.
19:47Okay, I'd like all files pertaining to the beginning of time.
19:51Those are classified.
19:52Okay, the end of time.
19:53Those are classified.
19:53Okay, what files can I have?
20:01Happy reading.
20:39I've been reading on the books.
20:40I'm a BED guy.
20:48I'm a BED guy.
20:53We're all the same on the Selene.
20:56I've been reading.
20:56I'm reading a book.
20:56Here's the book, I've written.
20:56Here's the book.
20:57I've written a book.
20:57I'm reading.
20:57I'm reading.
20:59I'm reading.
21:20It's not something.
21:21No, it said don't bother me until you've read all the files.
21:24I have.
21:25Every file pertaining to the variant.
21:27The answer isn't in the files.
21:28It's on the timeline.
21:32He's hiding in apocalypses.
21:35Which apocalypse?
21:36Any time in history, there's like a million of them.
21:40Ragnarok.
21:41Are you familiar?
21:42Yes.
21:42The destruction of Asgard and most of its people.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:46Yes.
21:47Very sad.
21:48Anyway, it got me thinking.
21:50Go ahead.
21:52Nexus events happen when someone does something they're not supposed to do, right?
21:58Well, it's a little more complicated, but yeah.
22:01Great.
22:02And then that thing they're not supposed to do cascades into a whole range of other things
22:06that aren't supposed to happen, and so on and so forth, until eventually a new timeline branches.
22:11Yes?
22:12Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome.
22:14Exactly.
22:15So, let's just say your salad is Asgard.
22:20No.
22:20In this scenario.
22:21It's not Asgard.
22:21That's my lunch.
22:22Just hang in there.
22:23I want that salad.
22:24I could go down to Asgard before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction, and I could
22:30do anything I wanted.
22:31I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge.
22:38There he goes.
22:39The salt's Hulk.
22:40And I could also set fire to the palace.
22:45No.
22:45Just stop.
22:46Don't set fire to the palace.
22:48I can do whatever I want to do, and it would never matter.
22:52It wouldn't go against the dictates of the timeline, because...
23:00Excuse me?
23:01Oh, God.
23:02You.
23:03Nice to see you.
23:03I just need this for a second.
23:07Because the apocalypse is coming.
23:09Ragnarok.
23:10Surtur will destroy Asgard no matter what I do.
23:14No, don't do...
23:16There's the apocalypse.
23:17That's the apocalypse.
23:20Ragnarok obliterates the salt.
23:26Ragnarok.
23:29There it is.
23:30What am I looking at?
23:32Okay, it was a clumsy metaphor, but you see what I mean.
23:34It doesn't matter.
23:35It could be any apocalypse.
23:37It could be a tidal wave.
23:39It could be a meteor.
23:40It could be a volcano.
23:40A supernova.
23:42If everything and everyone around you is destined for imminent destruction,
23:47then nothing that I say or do will matter.
23:51Because the timeline's not going to branch.
23:54Because it gets destroyed.
23:56Hence, the variant could be hiding in the apocalypse
24:01and do whatever he wants
24:02and we wouldn't know.
24:06Not better.
24:07Take me to a real apocalypse.
24:08Take me to Ragnarok.
24:09I'll show you.
24:10Yeah, so you can run away back to your homeland?
24:12No.
24:13No, it's not going home.
24:14We could go anywhere.
24:15I'm not taking you for a stroll along the promenade,
24:17much less an apocalypse.
24:18Oh, Mobius, come on.
24:20What could possibly go wrong?
24:22We've got to properly test this theory.
24:23Well, here's a fun theory.
24:25You lure me out into the field and then you stab me in the back.
24:28And that's a theory I don't want to test.
24:30I never stab anyone in the back.
24:32That's such a boring form of betrayal.
24:34Okay, I've studied almost every moment of your entire life.
24:37You've literally stabbed people in the back like 50 times.
24:41I'd never do it again, because it got old.
24:45Okay.
24:46Okay, look, you don't trust me, you can trust one thing.
24:50I love to be right.
24:58Okay.
25:12Here we go.
25:14Any minute now, until this entire town is wiped off the face of its planet.
25:18Imagine, all that volcanic ash.
25:21I know, we don't want to get too giddy.
25:22Oh, come on.
25:23It's cool.
25:24No, it is cool, but it's just not in good days.
25:26Well, they're all going to die anyway.
25:28I know.
25:29Now, listen, I'm going to watch the Tempat for any variance energy.
25:32Okay.
25:33Because we've got to be careful.
25:34If you're wrong and there's a good chance you are,
25:37anything we do can create a huge branch.
25:39John Mobius, you make even the end of the world sound boring.
25:42Listen, okay, we're not meant to be here, okay?
25:45Okay.
25:46Anything we do can impact the course of history.
25:48You get that?
25:49Yes.
25:49Yes.
25:50Okay, so we're going to start very small disturbances.
25:52Very small.
25:53Can you make bird noises?
25:55Bird noises?
25:56They have bird noises, like some, like, bushing noises.
26:01Smokey!
26:02Smokey!
26:04Go!
26:06Go!
26:07Go!
26:07Go!
26:08Go!
26:08Go!
26:09Go!
26:09Go!
26:12Go!
26:21Go!
26:38Go!
26:41Go!
26:42Go!
26:42from the future, right? What is the TVA? I mean, it's from the future. It sounds from
26:46the future. It's pretty future-y.
26:50Right off to you! Enjoy your last meal while you can! Nothing matters! Nothing has any consequence!
27:00Dance while you still can!
27:05How do we do?
27:06I don't believe it. Zero variance energy, no branching in the timeline.
27:12The TVA would never even know we were here. If it were me, this is where I would hide.
27:23Doomsday, the variant's been ambushing our soldiers and hiding out in Doomsdays to cover his tracks.
27:27You're welcome.
27:27Yeah, but in order for this theory to hold the disasters have to be naturally occurring,
27:30sudden, no warning, no survivors.
27:33How many of those disasters could there possibly be?
27:34I don't know. We're gonna find out.
27:42Hey. Come on. Take a walk.
27:53By the way, at your desk, that magazine.
27:58Yeah, the one on jet skis.
28:01Yes. Why'd you have that?
28:04Because they're awesome.
28:07I suppose they are.
28:08Yeah. You know, some things, actually most things in history are kind of dumb and everything gets
28:14ruined eventually. But in the early 1990s, for a brief shining moment, there was a beautiful union of form and
28:23function, which we call the jet ski, and a reasonable man cannot differ.
28:30Have you ever been on one?
28:32No. No.
28:34I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the sacred timeline, that would create a branch
28:40for sure.
28:41That'd be fun, though.
28:42Yeah. That'd be really fun.
28:46So why read about them?
28:49It just helps remind me of what we're fighting for.
28:55I mean, you really believe in all this stuff, don't you?
28:58I don't get hung up on believe, not believe. I just accept what is.
29:04Three magic lizards.
29:06Time keepers.
29:07Created the TVA. And everyone in it, including you.
29:11Including me.
29:12You see, every time I start to admire your intelligence, you say something like that.
29:14Who created you, Loki?
29:17A frost giant of Jotunheim.
29:19And who raised you?
29:20Odin of Asgard.
29:22Odin. God of the heavens. Asgard.
29:25Mystical realm. Beyond the stars. Frost giants. Listen to yourself.
29:29It's not the same. It's completely different.
29:30No, no, no. It's not the same.
29:31Actually, it's exactly the same thing. Because if you think too hard about where any of us came from,
29:36who we truly are, it sounds kind of ridiculous.
29:40Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it.
29:44And I'm just lucky that the chaos I emerged into gave me all this.
29:49My own glorious purpose. Because the TVA is my life. And it's real because I believe it's real.
29:59Fair enough. You believe it's real.
30:02Yeah.
30:03So everything is written. Past, present, future. There's no such thing as free will.
30:10Well, I mean, you know, it's an oversimplification.
30:13So in fact, in a way, you and I, here at the TVA, we're the only ones who are actually
30:20free.
30:22Where are you going with this, Loki?
30:25How does it all end?
30:27That's a work in progress.
30:29Oh, those lazy townkeepers. What are they waiting for?
30:31Ha. Au contraire. No, because while we protect what came before,
30:36they're toiling away in their chamber, untangling the epilogue from its infinite branches.
30:44I see. So when they're finished, what happens then?
30:47So are we. No more nexus events. Just order, and we meet in peace at the end of time.
30:55Nice, right?
30:58Only order.
31:00Mm-hmm.
31:00No chaos.
31:01It sounds boring.
31:03I'm sure it does to you.
31:05You know, you called me a scared little boy.
31:06I called you a lot of things.
31:08You did.
31:10You're wrong, though.
31:13You see, I know something children don't.
31:15What's that?
31:17But no one bad is ever truly bad.
31:20And no one good is ever truly good.
31:26Scared little boy.
31:28Yes, it was quite patronizing. I thought it was a bit too far, actually.
31:36You're very clever.
31:40I know.
31:43The variant left something behind at an old crime scene.
31:47A cathedral.
31:48A candy box.
31:49Obvious anachronism.
31:50I gave it to analysis, but they couldn't find anything real.
31:53Why does that matter?
31:54Because now we have two variables.
31:55Apocalyptic natural disasters and...
32:01Kablooey.
32:02What's that?
32:03Candy.
32:03Do you have candy on Asgard?
32:06Yeah.
32:06Graves.
32:06Nuts.
32:07I wonder you're so bitter.
32:10Okay.
32:11Kablooey was only sold regionally on Earth from 2047 to 2051.
32:14All you gotta do is cross-reference that with every apocalyptic event.
32:18I'm gonna give you half and let's make it a competition.
32:20See who finds it.
32:21Sure.
32:21What, do you want to bet something?
32:22Yeah.
32:23Gentleman's bet?
32:24Yeah.
32:24Let's play for pride.
32:25Okay.
32:25May the best man win.
32:26Go.
32:28Anything?
32:30Uh, it's not the climate disaster of 2048.
32:33Or the tsunami of 2051.
32:34Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
32:36Come on.
32:362050.
32:38The extinction of the swallow.
32:40Is that a thing?
32:41Completely screwed up the ecosystem.
32:42Krakatoa erupted in 2049 as well.
32:45No kablooey.
32:46God, it's just one damn thing after another, isn't it?
32:49Cyclone, famine, volcanoes.
32:51God.
32:55That's where he is.
32:57Alabama 2050.
33:00You're gonna take my job if I'm not careful.
33:04You want me to approve deployment of a fully armed task force to the variant's potential hiding spot?
33:10Haven Hills, Alabama.
33:11A corporate town owned by Roxcart until it's wiped out by a hurricane.
33:14All the food and supplies you need, if he likes it there, there's no reason he can't keep going
33:18back and just camping out over and over.
33:20And this is all based on a theory from the variant who just blew your previous mission.
33:24Yeah, he's doing great.
33:26Moby, as your friend, I have to tell you that trusting this man is not a good idea.
33:30No, no, no, I know, but maybe he's worth the trouble.
33:32I mean, he just uncovered a massive hole in our security, right?
33:35That's what concerns me.
33:37I can handle him.
33:38Trust me, this is where we get our guy.
33:40You, I trust, but him?
33:42Listen, Ravonna, every instinct is telling me this is where we nail the variant.
33:48Come on, you don't see me usually this worked up, right?
33:51I'm, I'm, I'm excited.
33:53I'm, I'm, I'm excited.
33:53I'm chomping at the bit.
33:57Okay.
33:58Yes, okay.
33:59But Marius, there's not much I can do if it doesn't work out.
34:04For all time.
34:07Always.
34:18We're on.
34:23We are doing some good work today.
34:25I thought so too.
34:26I'm telling you, you actually help us catch this variant and who knows my friend.
34:31What, good enough for a face-to-face with the timekeepers?
34:33I didn't say that.
34:35One step at a time.
34:36What's that a time for?
34:37Just in case.
34:38I don't know.
34:39Absolutely not.
34:43Gather round for a briefing.
34:46Rock's Cart is a vast superstore common to the era.
34:50It consists of a series of sprawling sections, including a large warehouse.
34:55This warehouse is being used by civilians as a shelter trying to ride out the storm.
35:00Remember, this is a class 10 apocalypse.
35:02While the variant shouldn't know we're coming, he could be hiding anywhere and should be considered hostile.
35:08So stay alert.
35:09Every time there is an attack, the variant steals a reset charge.
35:13He's planning something.
35:15We just don't know what.
35:16So keep an eye out for the missing charges.
35:19And if you see a Loki, prune it.
35:24The bad Loki, preferably.
35:32No.
35:33No.
35:56Anything?
35:57Nothing yet!
35:59Move out!
36:20What the hell was that?
36:22That was me.
36:24Using magic.
36:25To dry my clothes.
36:27So I didn't announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you.
36:35Take both teams and sweep the storm shelter.
36:37Yes, ma'am.
36:37Okay, Loki and I are going to check out the greenhouse.
36:39We'll meet back at the showroom.
36:40No?
36:42You go with D-90, he stays with me.
36:44What are you talking?
36:44He's under my supervision.
36:46This is my field, Op Mobius.
36:48If he's not a threat, then it won't be a problem.
36:49Of course he's a threat.
36:50Do you not remember the time theater?
36:52That's why I want him with me.
36:53You are more than welcome to go back to the TVA and litigate with Renslayer.
36:57But right now...
36:57We're here.
36:58We're not going back.
36:59The variant is here.
37:00It's fine.
37:01It's fine.
37:02You can trust me.
37:04I understand I have to earn that.
37:08So, I will.
37:13Why is it the people you can't trust are always saying, trust me?
37:18Okay, try to hang on to your time collar this time.
37:21We'll see you in the showroom.
37:33You can do it.
37:34I don't see you in the showroom.
37:37I don't know.
37:38Okay, I will see you in the showroom.
37:38I don't know.
37:38Who are you?
37:39Who are you?
37:42Who are you?
37:47Who are you?
37:59I feel one. I'm glad we're getting to spend this time.
38:01I'm saying I think I got off on the wrong.
38:03Shh.
38:15Hey.
38:16Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay. It's okay.
38:19What are you doing?
38:21Shopping for plants.
38:24In this storm?
38:26It's a hurricane sale. Azaleas are half off.
38:30Could that be you?
38:34I mean, I probably would have won her soon, but yes, maybe.
38:53Is he dead?
38:54No, they usually survive.
39:02So, you're the fool the TVA brought in to hunt me down.
39:10Me, I presume.
39:13Please. If anyone's anyone, you're me.
39:23How nice to meet you.
39:30Check the bags for the reset charges.
39:33You got FEMA? National Guard?
39:35Could be any one of them.
39:38Well, hey, if you got a copter or other transport, now's the time to use it.
39:42We got women and kids, and that weather ain't playing.
39:46No, I'm sorry, we don't.
39:47How the heck did you get here?
39:52What are you doing?
39:53Hey.
39:55These people are scared.
39:58They're about to die.
39:59They should be scared.
40:00Okay, not a bus.
40:02So, take it easy.
40:04What is it?
40:07What is it?
40:08What is it?
40:09What is it?
40:10What is it?
40:12What is it?
40:13What is it?
40:14What is it?
40:15What is it?
40:18What is it?
40:20What is it?
40:20Enchantment is a clever trick.
40:23Cowardly.
40:23A bit amateurish, but clever.
40:26Almost as cowardly as working for the TVA.
40:30I'm working for me.
40:31Oh.
40:32You really believe that, don't you?
40:34Yep.
40:35And here I was, worried that they'd found a better version of me.
40:39Hi, are you guys looking for the disaster shelter?
40:41No.
40:55Oh, bless.
40:58Are you going to call your little friends for help?
41:12What's the matter?
41:14Are you too scared to meet me face to face?
41:17Show yourself.
41:20You know, gaining their confidence was no mean feat.
41:27Oh, my God.
41:30You went undercover.
41:33If you could possibly sheath your smalm for a moment, I have an offer for you. That's why I found
41:38you.
41:39Go on.
41:42I'm going to overthrow the timekeepers.
41:47And, uh, cards on the table, I could use a qualified lieutenant.
41:55And I assume you mean...
41:58Me.
42:00What say you?
42:02Loki.
42:04Ugh.
42:05Don't call me that.
42:07You can call me...
42:11Randy.
42:13God, now I understand why I've all found this so annoying.
42:16Listen.
42:16Enough with your games.
42:17I've been trying to help you.
42:18I kept them vulnerable at the Renaissance Fair for some time.
42:21Oh, gosh.
42:22And that was just so nice of you.
42:23But, after eight to ten seconds of consideration, the answer is no.
42:30I'm not interested in ruling the time variance authority.
42:39It's real.
42:41It's real.
42:42It was real.
42:44It was real.
42:45It was real.
42:45What's real?
42:46She's off the dial.
42:47Look at me.
42:48It's real.
42:49I want to go home.
42:51I'm going to get you there.
42:52Just...
42:53Call the TVA.
42:54Let the infirmary know we're going to bring you...
42:55No.
42:56No.
42:56I gave it away.
42:58I gave it away.
42:59What did you give away?
43:00The timekeepers.
43:01Where they are.
43:03I...
43:03I gave it away how to find them.
43:07B-15.
43:08What is your status?
43:10B-15.
43:11Coming.
43:13What's your status?
43:17B-15.
43:18Do you copy?
43:34If you don't want to rule the TVA, then what do you want?
43:36It doesn't matter.
43:37You're too late.
43:38Oh, I think you're fine.
43:39I'm well ahead of schedule.
43:40I found your hiding place like that.
43:42I'd say that makes me the superior of you, wouldn't you?
43:47I see.
43:48That's your plan.
43:50Lure us all here so you could blow the place up.
44:04I miss Randy.
44:09Thank you for helping me stall for time.
44:12You really do love to hear yourself talk.
44:15You're not the first person to tell me.
44:16What?
44:22I would never treat me like this.
44:25Hi.
44:35Come on.
44:36Stop hiding.
44:54I have shit to do.
44:56Enough!
45:10Mobius.
45:10Where is he?
45:11I lost him.
45:12What happened?
45:13I...
45:13Looks like your favorite Loki betrayed you, Mobius.
45:16It's just...
45:16Move!
45:42What do you want from me?
45:44What is this about?
46:02What is this about?
46:04What is this about?
46:05What is this about?
46:07What is this about?
46:09What is this about?
46:09What is this about?
46:10What is this about?
46:10What is this about?
46:12What is this about?
46:12What is this about?
46:15What is this about?
46:15What is this about?
46:17This isn't about you
46:22Right
46:57Where are they going?
47:04That's not possible
47:10This is analyst 1182E
47:12Reporting a code triple zero
47:15Pranks is rapidly forming at a
47:16Somebody to spawn the sacred timeline
48:06¿Qué?
48:10Monitor
48:11Monitor
48:11Wait!
48:12Loki, wait!
48:17No, wait!
48:20Damn it!
48:42Look open!
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