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مسلسل Loki مترجم - Episode 1
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00:12on my way down to coordinate search and rescue on my way down to coordinate search and rescue
00:16i mean honestly how do you keep your food shut
00:24what do you think maximum occupancy has been reached take the steps
00:28yes stop stop
00:37hand over the case
00:51good job meet me in the alley i'm gonna grab a quick slice
01:09where's loki
01:11loki
01:13loki
01:14so
01:17what do you think so
01:31what do you think so
01:43what do you think so
01:56what do you think so
01:57what do you think so
03:00I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
03:08Can I see him?
03:10Can I see him?
03:12I...
03:20Never mind.
03:22Don't touch that.
03:29It appears to be a standard sequence violation.
03:33Branches growing at a stable rate and slope, variant identified.
03:38I beg your pardon?
03:40On behalf of the Time Variant's authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline.
03:46Hands up.
03:48You're coming with us.
03:50I'm sorry.
03:51Who's us?
03:54Last chance, variant.
03:59It's been a very long day.
04:01And I think I've had my fill of idiots in arm and suits telling me what to do.
04:05So, if you don't mind, this is actually your last chance.
04:10Now, get out of my way.
04:24You're now moving at 1 16th speed, but feeling all that pain in real time.
04:30Hostile.
04:42Reset the timeline.
04:43Oh, God.
05:19What is this place?
05:21My dad is on the board of Goldman Sachs.
05:24One little call and your whole job is private.
05:26Your little job. How do you like that?
05:39You're making a terrible mistake.
05:41You're making a big mistake.
05:43Hello, ma'am.
05:45I love this as evidence.
05:47Oh.
05:48Can you at least tell me what it is?
05:50It's the Tesseract.
05:52Be very careful with it.
05:54Sounds dark.
05:56Know this.
05:58You cross me, there are deadly consequences.
06:01We'll see.
06:14Hey.
06:15Hey.
06:16Hey.
06:24Absolutely not.
06:26This is fine as guardian leather.
06:31Hey.
06:32Hey.
06:33Hey.
06:34Hey.
06:39Hey.
06:40Hey.
06:40Hey.
06:41Hey.
06:42Hey.
06:42Hey.
06:44Hey.
06:50Hey.
06:51Hey.
06:51Hey.
06:52you've ever said what sign this to oh this is absurd and this
07:36please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being we're born an organic
07:40creature and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul what to my knowledge
07:47do a lot of people not know if they're robots thank you for your confirmation please move
07:59through what if I was a robot and I didn't know it the machine would melt you from the inside
08:04out please move along sir okay not a robot so I'll be fine
08:23what's that your temporal aura what's that please through the door
08:31take a ticket what is this a deli no
08:42take a ticket there's only two of us in here take a ticket
09:10this is a mistake I shouldn't be here
09:22welcome to the time variance authority I'm miss minutes and it's my job to catch you up before
09:29you stand trial for your crimes so let's not waste another minute settle in sharpen your pencils
09:37and check this out
09:41long ago there was a vast multiversal war countless unique timelines battled each other for supremacy
09:49nearly resulted in the total destruction of well everything but then the all-knowing time keepers
09:57emerged bringing peace by reorganizing the multiverse into a single timeline the sacred timeline
10:06now the time keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time for everyone and everything
10:13but sometimes people like you veer off the path the time keepers created
10:18we call those variants
10:22maybe you started an uprising or were just late for work
10:26whatever it was stepping off your path created a nexus event
10:30which left unchecked could branch off into madness leading to another multiversal war
10:38but don't worry
10:40to make sure that doesn't happen the time keepers created the TVA and all its incredible workers
10:48the TVA has stepped in to fix your mistake and set time back on its predetermined path
10:56now that your actions have left you without a place on the timeline you must stand trial for your offenses
11:02so sit tight and we'll get you in front of a judge in no time
11:06just make sure you have your ticket and you'll be seen by the next available attendant
11:22time keepers the sacred timeline who actually believes this bunkum ticket sir that guy didn't give me a ticket i
11:28tried to ask for one sir i tried to ask that guy for a ticket sir
11:32thanks for visiting the TVA
11:48don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing
12:15don't hesitate to wait
12:20come on
12:21The Hunter and his Minutemen responded to a routine nexus event.
12:24It appears that when they arrived, somebody got the jump on them.
12:27You think?
12:29It's him.
12:33Yeah, stab wounds look consistent with the others.
12:38Positioning of the bodies indicates they didn't know what the hell hit them.
12:43And the reset charge is gone.
12:47That's the sixth attack in the last week.
12:51That we know of...
12:54Wait, stand down!
12:55Stand down.
12:58You're just a kid.
13:04Désolé.
13:05Mon ami, il est imbecile.
13:09Hey, yo!
13:10Voici je parle tout le long de la timelight.
13:13C'est best, Tom.
13:39Tu sais...
13:40...qui ape, sa...
13:54Don't worry, that devil's afraid of us.
13:57We're gonna take care of him.
13:58We're gonna put you back where you belong.
14:19Devil-bearing gifts, go ahead and run this for sequence period and any hints of temporal aura.
14:27You know we won't get anything.
14:28Yeah, just give it a shot.
14:33The branch is nearing red light.
14:34We need to go.
14:36Okay.
14:39Ale, I swear at you.
14:43It's okay.
14:51Set a reset charge.
14:55Sir, there's something you'll want to see.
15:03Next case, please.
15:10Laufison.
15:11Variant L-1130, a.k.a. Loki Laufison, is charged with sequence violation 720-89.
15:23How do you plead?
15:26Madam, a god doesn't plead.
15:29Look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I'd like to go home now.
15:33Are you guilty or not guilty, sir?
15:37Guilty of being the god of mischief?
15:39Yes.
15:40Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious?
15:43Yes.
15:43Guilty of a crime against the sacred timeline.
15:48Absolutely not.
15:49You have the wrong person.
15:50Oh, really?
15:51And who should we have?
15:52I suspect the Avengers.
15:54You see, I only came into possession of the Tesseract because they traveled through time.
15:58No doubt in a last-ditch effort to stave off my ascent to God-King.
16:03That's quite an accusation.
16:05Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks.
16:08You speak of time criminals?
16:10It's they you should be after.
16:12Perhaps you could provide me with a task force and resources, and I could return and eliminate them for you.
16:19We're not here to talk about the Avengers.
16:21Oh, no?
16:21No.
16:22What they did was supposed to happen.
16:24You escaping was not.
16:30Right.
16:32Not supposed to happen.
16:35According to whom?
16:36The Time Keepers.
16:38Oh, the Time Keepers.
16:39Right.
16:40Well, perhaps I should speak to these Time Keepers.
16:45Gods to Gods.
16:46I'm sorry, but they're quite busy.
16:49Oh, they are?
16:50What are they doing?
16:51Dictating the proper flow of time.
16:53I see.
16:54Right.
16:54And then what do you do?
16:56Dictate the proper flow of time according to their dictations.
16:59How do you plead?
17:02Guilty.
17:07Of this.
17:17What's going on?
17:18Hang on.
17:19Everyone quiet.
17:21He's trying to use his powers, ma'am.
17:23Don't rush me.
17:25Dammit!
17:25Why would it work?
17:26Magic powers.
17:28They're no good in the TVA, Mr. Lauphison.
17:31The court finds you guilty, and I sentence you to be reset.
17:34Next case, please.
17:36Reset.
17:37What does that mean?
17:38Is it bad?
17:39What does it mean?
17:40Hey!
17:41You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!
17:45It's not your story, Mr. Lauphison.
17:47It never was.
17:48You have no idea what I'm capable of!
17:51I...
17:52I think I might...
17:55...have an idea of what he's capable of.
17:58Approach the bench.
18:05Hi.
18:07If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, it's a bad idea.
18:10Okay, I'm just chasing a hunch.
18:14Anything goes sideways.
18:16It's on you.
18:17Okay.
18:18I feel like I'm always looking up to you.
18:20I like it.
18:21It's appropriate.
18:32And who are you?
18:38I'm gonna burn this place to the ground.
18:40I'll show you where my desk is.
18:41You can start there.
18:48Have a look.
18:56Home sweet home.
19:00I thought there was no magic here.
19:03There isn't.
19:23I don't know.
19:25I don't know.
19:26That's not real.
19:28It is.
19:29And unfortunately, so is all the paperwork.
19:31Good tinder for your fire, though.
19:32Come on.
19:34This place is a nightmare.
19:35That's another department.
19:37Now that department I'll help you burn down.
19:46I'm Agent Mobius, by the way.
19:51Are you taking me somewhere to kill me?
19:53No, that's where you just were.
19:55I'm taking you someplace to talk.
19:57Well, I don't like to talk.
19:58But you do like to lie, which you just did.
20:01Because we both know you love to talk.
20:05Talkie, talkie.
20:07How long have you been here?
20:09I don't know. It's hard to say.
20:11You know, time passes differently here in the TVA.
20:14What does that mean?
20:15You'll catch up.
20:18So you're part of the TVA's courageous and dedicated workforce?
20:22Yes.
20:23You were created by the timekeepers?
20:25Yep.
20:26To protect the sacred timeline?
20:28Correct.
20:31Is that funny?
20:33The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people
20:36across all of existence at the behest of three space lizards?
20:40Yes, it's funny.
20:41It's absurd.
20:43I thought you didn't like to talk.
20:48After you.
21:02For the record, this really does feel like a killing me kind of a room.
21:05Not big on trust, are you?
21:08Trust is for children and dogs.
21:11There's only one person you can trust.
21:13Yourself?
21:14I like it.
21:15Swap it on a t-shirt.
21:17If the TVA truly oversees all of time, how have I never heard of you until now?
21:23Because you never needed to.
21:25You've always lived within your set pair.
21:27I live within whatever path I choose.
21:30Sure you do.
21:31Okay, come have a seat.
21:38I told you, time moves differently in the TVA.
21:41Come on, sit down.
21:44Come on, let's get into this.
21:53Go on, have a seat.
22:02Yeah, looks good kill.
22:04What do you want from me?
22:06Well, let's start with a little cooperation.
22:09Not my forte.
22:11Really?
22:11Even when you're wooing someone powerful you intend to betray?
22:15Come on.
22:16You don't know anything about me.
22:18Maybe I'd like to learn.
22:20I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous variants.
22:24Like myself.
22:26No particularly dangerous variants.
22:29You're just a little pussycat.
22:32I got a set of questions for you.
22:34You answer them honestly.
22:35And then maybe I can give you something you want.
22:39And you want to get out of here, right?
22:41Yeah, so we'll start there.
22:43Should you return, what are you going to do?
22:47Finish what I started.
22:49Which is?
22:50Claim my throne.
22:52You want to be king?
22:53I don't want to be.
22:54I was born to be.
22:55No, no, but king of what exactly?
23:00You wouldn't understand.
23:02Try me.
23:06Midgard.
23:07A.K.A. Earth.
23:10All right, now you're the king of Midgard.
23:12Then what?
23:13Happily ever after?
23:16Asgard.
23:17The Nine Realms.
23:19Space?
23:20Space.
23:21Space is big.
23:22That'd be a nice feather in your cap.
23:25Loki, the king of space.
23:27Mock me if you dare.
23:30No, I'm not.
23:32Honestly, I'm actually a fan.
23:34Yeah, and I guess I'm wondering why does someone with so much range just want to rule?
23:44I would have made it easy for them.
23:47People like easy.
23:49The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.
23:55How's that one go?
23:57For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame and uncertainty.
24:04and regret.
24:06There's a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.
24:12Good.
24:13Yeah.
24:14You said nearly every living thing, so I'm guessing you don't fall into that category.
24:22The timekeepers have built quite the circus.
24:25And I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection.
24:30Big metaphor guy.
24:32I love it.
24:33It makes you sound super smart.
24:35I am smart.
24:36I know.
24:37Okay.
24:41Okay.
24:43Okay.
25:02What is this?
25:03A sampling of your greatest hits, if I may.
25:13If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.
25:23No.
25:24And I remember I was there.
25:26Anything else?
25:28It's funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot.
25:33You might even say it's in your nature.
25:35You know, things didn't turn out so well for the last person who said that to me.
25:39Oh yeah, Phil Coulson.
25:41Oh yeah, Phil Coulson.
25:44Didn't the Avengers come together to literally avenge him by defeating you?
25:49Little solace to a dead man.
25:51Do you enjoy hurting people?
25:55Making them feel small?
25:56Making them feel afraid?
25:58Your games don't frighten me.
25:59Making them feel little?
26:00I know what I am.
26:02A murderer?
26:03A liberator.
26:05Eyeballs, maybe.
26:08Look at that smile.
26:10You are enjoying that.
26:12Did you enjoy hurting them?
26:13I don't have to play this game.
26:15I'm a god.
26:16Of what?
26:17Again, mischief, right?
26:18Yeah.
26:19I don't see anything very mischievous about this.
26:24No, I don't suppose you do.
26:28Let's talk about your escapes.
26:30You're really good at doing awful things and then just getting away.
26:35What can I say?
26:36I'm a mischievous scamp.
26:38This is one of my favorites.
26:42From the flight deck, Captain William May Scott,
26:44North Mastarian Airlines,
26:463 o'clock in the middle of the night, Seattle.
26:48Our job today, probably.
26:50Bourbon and soda.
26:54Absolutely.
26:54Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
26:57I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
27:06Uh, miss?
27:07Yes, Mr. Kipper?
27:08You might want to take a look at that note.
27:13I have a bomb.
27:30I fail to see how this has any relevance or barrier.
27:33No, shush, shush, shush.
27:33This is the good part.
27:46See you again someday.
27:51Brother, Heimdall,
27:52you'd better be ready.
28:11I can't believe you were D.B. Cooper.
28:14Come on.
28:14I was young and I lost a bet to Thor.
28:17Where was the TVA when I was meddling with these affairs of men?
28:20Well, we were right there with you,
28:21just surfing that sacred timeline.
28:24Oh, so that had the timekeeper's seal of approval, did it?
28:27Well, I wouldn't think of it in terms of approval and disapproval.
28:30That's sort of a...
28:32Let's get back to escapes.
28:34A little psychobabble.
28:35What is it that you think that you're really running from?
28:39Enough.
28:42Back in your cage.
28:45See, I can play the heavy keys, too.
28:47I was just standing up to make a point.
28:49I'm sorry, go ahead.
28:51I won't be as meaningful now.
28:52Okay, well, stay seated.
28:53I'll do what I want to do.
28:55Sure.
29:00What exactly is it that you want?
29:02I want you to be honest about why you do what you do.
29:07Liar.
29:08I'm serious.
29:09All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome god of mischief.
29:15What makes Loki tick?
29:17I know what this place is.
29:19What is it?
29:20It's an illusion.
29:24It's a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
29:30A desperate attempt at control.
29:34Now, you all parade about as if you're the divine arbiters of power in the universe.
29:40We are.
29:41You're not.
29:42My choices are my own.
29:44Your choices are your own.
29:45Good.
29:46Let's go with that.
29:47I think this one's going to fire you up.
29:48The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power.
29:55Uh, precisely.
29:57I was, I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed.
30:02And when I do, it'll be because I did it.
30:04Not because it was supposed to happen.
30:06Or because you, or the time variance authority, or whatever it is you call yourselves, allowed me to.
30:14Honestly, you're pathetic.
30:17You're irrelevant.
30:18A detour.
30:20A footnote to my ascent.
30:24You finished?
30:25You're going to start taking things seriously.
30:28If you hadn't picked up the Tesseract, you would have been taken to a cell on Asgard.
30:42Loki.
30:43Tell me, Mother.
30:46I've made you proud.
30:47Please, don't make this worse.
30:50What is this?
30:51This is nonsense.
30:52More tricks.
30:52It's never even happened.
30:54Not to you.
30:55Not yet.
30:57Look, the TVA doesn't just know your whole past.
30:59We know your whole life, how it's all meant to be.
31:02Think of it as comforting.
31:04This is absurd.
31:05Then am I not your mother?
31:11You're not.
31:14Hmm.
31:17You're always self-receptive about everyone but yourself.
31:22And then the Dark Elves attack the palace, and you think you send them to Thor.
31:26You might want to take the stairs to the left.
31:29But instead, you send them...
31:32Oh, Napata.
31:49Where do you have her?
31:50Where is she?
31:51You lead them right to her.
31:53I don't believe you.
31:54You're lying.
31:55It's not true.
31:56It is true.
31:58That's the proper flow of time, and it happens again and again and again because it's supposed
32:04to, because it has to.
32:06The TVA makes sure of it.
32:08Where is she?
32:08Now, why don't you tell me, do you enjoy hurting people?
32:12I don't believe you.
32:12Do you enjoy killing?
32:14I'll kill you.
32:14What, like you did your mother?
32:23Sorry, the time twister just loops you, not the furniture.
32:26You weren't born to be king, Loki.
32:28You were born to cause pain and suffering and death.
32:31That's how it is.
32:33That's how it was.
32:34That's how it will be.
32:35All so that others can achieve their best versions of themselves.
32:57What is this place?
33:02Come on.
33:11What are you doing?
33:13My job.
33:14Is it yours to interrupt?
33:16We have a situation.
33:18There's always a situation.
33:23Don't go anywhere.
33:25It's just getting good.
33:27Spirited.
33:35Talking to that variant is a mistake.
33:37No, that's your position.
33:38He should be reset.
33:39You think everyone should be reset.
33:40I'm getting good stuff in there.
33:42We just lost another unit.
33:47Okay, Loki, I think we can finish up tomorrow and just pick it up.
34:02Okay.
34:04Let's go.
34:04Okay.
34:21I wish I could say I was surprised.
34:23Yeah, I wish you hadn't interrupted us.
34:25Me? It's my fault?
34:26Look, he can't have gotten very far.
34:28Slid up.
34:29Prune on sight.
34:30No, no pruning, no resetting.
34:32He can still help us.
34:42Hey, I know you.
34:45You're that criminal with the blue box.
34:49What's your name?
34:51Casey.
34:53Give me the Tesseract or I'll gut you like a fish, Casey.
34:56What's a fish?
34:56Shh.
34:57What's a fish?
34:58How do you not know what a fish is?
35:00I live my entire life behind a dust.
35:02But what difference does it make?
35:03Well, I want to know exactly what I'm being threatened with before I comply.
35:06Death, Casey.
35:07Violent, painful death.
35:09Okay, here.
35:10Okay, I comply.
35:11I comply.
35:13I comply.
35:14Jeez.
35:19What?
35:21What?
35:29Infinity stars?
35:32How do you have these?
35:37Oh, we actually get a lot of those.
35:39Some of the guys use them as paperweights.
35:42Some of them.
35:46Some of them.
35:48Some of them.
35:51Some of them.
35:53Some of them.
35:54What?
36:00Oh.
36:24Is this the greatest power in the universe?
36:39Oh, you almost hit me.
36:41It's so messed up.
36:46Do not forgive you.
37:07It's so messed up.
37:44I love you, my sons.
37:48Remember this place, home.
38:11Okay, I thought the world were here.
38:14I thought we were going to fight side by side forever.
38:22You know, maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
38:26Maybe not.
38:29If you're here, I'm not even going to give you a hug.
38:31I'm here.
38:45I'm dying.
38:50You should choose your words more carefully.
39:06You should choose your words.
39:09You should choose your words.
39:24You should choose your words.
39:37You should choose your words.
40:26You should choose your words.
40:37No!
40:59Stop!
41:02Hit!
41:04Stop it!
41:07Stop it!
41:08Stop it!
41:09Stop it!
41:10Stop it!
41:12Stop it!
41:21And this guy kept saying he was gonna turn me into a fish, whatever that is.
41:26And then they show up and just prune my cart, so there was nothing I could've done!
41:30Oh! Hey, there you are! You know, that variant you had got away.
41:56Loki? Nowhere left to run.
42:04I can't go back, can I? Back to my timeline.
42:17I don't enjoy hurting people. I don't enjoy it.
42:30I do it because I have to, because I've had to.
42:36Explain that to me.
42:38Because it's part of the illusion.
42:42It's the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear.
42:48The desperate play for control. You do know yourself.
42:55A villain. That's not how I see it.
43:06You try to use that?
43:08Oh, several times.
43:10Even an Infinity Stone is useless here.
43:17The TVA is formidable.
43:20That's been my experience.
43:22Listen, I can't offer you salvation, but maybe I can offer you something better.
43:31Fugitive Variant's been killing our Minutemen.
43:34And you need the God of Mischief to help you stop them.
43:38That's right.
43:40Why me?
43:42The variant we're hunting is...
43:44You.
43:47I beg your pardon?
43:50Some fuck?
44:02I beg two meters long.
44:03I beg your pardon?
44:04You are not vesselbug aيم氣?
44:05No, it won't.
44:09That's why we got three per cent through the flash.
44:10What?
44:19Time signature is early third millennium.
44:21Definitely anachronistic.
44:29Oil.
44:30Take some jackass, found himself a time machine, came back here to get rich.
44:34Should we fan out and look for him, sir?
44:37Nah.
44:38It's not worth the paperwork.
44:39Just prune it, let's bail.
44:42Set a charge.
44:43Wait.
44:45Someone's out there.
44:49Check it out.
45:00We need it.
45:04So this got to be the help.
45:05Let's go!
50:12Thanks for visiting the TVA.
50:15Don't hesitate to let us know how we're doing.
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