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مسلسل Baby Daddy مترجم - Episode 5
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00:01Well, I would have invited the baby's mother, but I'd never met her.
00:04She was one of Ben's more productive one-night stands.
00:09Okay, three words I never want to hear again.
00:11That's so cute!
00:14Wasn't that cute?
00:17Best shower ever.
00:19Yeah, those five hours just flew by.
00:21There's not enough football in the world to erase what just happened.
00:26Wait, I almost forgot my present.
00:29So exciting.
00:31There can't actually be more.
00:33I mean, seriously, what are we going to do with a wipes warmer?
00:36Oh, I was actually going to hold on to that.
00:38Okay.
00:39What?
00:40Oh, Emma's the only one who can appreciate the soothing comfort of a warm towelette?
00:45That does sound nice.
00:48Don't worry, everything can be returned.
00:52Finally, my little princess has her carriage.
00:55Isn't it perfect?
00:59Hello, princess.
01:01You said everything, right?
01:03You said everything, right?
01:10You said everything, right?
01:11You said everything, right?
01:14You said everything, right?
01:15You said everything, right?
01:17You said everything, right?
01:20You said everything, right?
01:21You said everything, right?
01:21You said everything, right?
01:22You said everything, right?
01:23You said everything, right?
01:23You said everything, right?
01:23You said everything, right?
01:23You said everything, right?
01:24You said everything, right?
01:25You said everything, right?
01:25You said everything, right?
01:28You said everything, right?
01:32You said everything, right?
01:33Amazing how the unexpected can take your life and change direction.
01:43Okay, suddenly don't care that dad never let me drive the convertible.
01:46It's even got that new stroller smell.
01:48This thing is so cool.
01:51Nice stroller.
01:52Hello.
01:54And it just got a whole lot cooler.
01:57We just drove her off the lot.
01:58Looks fast.
02:00Well, it depends on who's pushing it.
02:03There's no way he's recovering from that line.
02:07Wait, it's not over yet.
02:10That boy's got confidence.
02:12Stroller confidence.
02:15Her name's Zoe.
02:16Finally won for the Z's.
02:18This stroller is amazing.
02:19Yeah, give me the keys.
02:20I'm driving.
02:24That is what I call a very successful outing.
02:26So why are we inning?
02:29We need to get back on the street.
02:31Dude, what's the rush?
02:32Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm a relationship magnet.
02:37I enjoy casual.
02:38I want casual.
02:40But casual has not wanted me.
02:41Until now.
02:42Okay?
02:43This is my fun window, people.
02:44Don't shut it.
02:46Wow.
02:47It even works by itself.
02:49That one's mine.
02:52What's he doing here?
02:53That's Henderson, the owner.
02:55My shift started five minutes ago.
02:56You don't know me.
02:59Afternoon, sir.
03:00Things can really pile up if you don't stay on top of them.
03:02Hey, Walker.
03:03Wheeler.
03:03Whatever.
03:04You see McNeely?
03:05Nope.
03:06Could be in the break room.
03:07Don't know, because I've never been in there.
03:12Well, let me know when you do.
03:13I want to talk to him about a new management position.
03:16Excuse me, Mr. Henderson?
03:17Oh, is my father here?
03:20Call me H.
03:22Oh, you got it, H.
03:24You can call me W.
03:27Or B for Ben.
03:28But we're doing the last name thing, so it's...
03:30What do you want, Walker?
03:32It's we...
03:33Never mind.
03:34About that new position.
03:35I like to think of myself as management material.
03:37I'm definitely a leader, not a follower.
03:40Unless you need a follower.
03:42And then I'll follow your lead.
03:45Look, I like you.
03:47I really do.
03:48You're fun.
03:48You're personable.
03:49A little flirtatious.
03:51Thank you?
03:53All qualities I'm looking for in a bartender.
03:56But not in a manager.
03:57You've got yourself a dream job, kid.
03:59Enjoy it.
04:01So you'll think about it?
04:09Finally.
04:09There's my little princess.
04:12Mom.
04:13Remember, the school therapist said you had to stop calling me that.
04:17I thought Emma was with you.
04:20I got us matching outfits.
04:24She's out with the guys.
04:27Is something wrong?
04:28No.
04:29Did something happen at work?
04:30No, why?
04:31I'm good.
04:32Honey.
04:33You can't hide things from me.
04:35Chipped my windshield.
04:36I knew it.
04:37Set the basement on fire.
04:38I knew it.
04:39Got a girl pregnant.
04:40Oh, my God.
04:41You did not get a girl pregnant again, did you?
04:45Somebody get me a banana and a condom.
04:49No.
04:50I swear, once is enough.
04:53Do you think I could ever be more than a bartender?
04:56Honey, it wasn't the community college fairy who left all those brochures under your pillow.
05:02Of course you can do more.
05:05You can be whatever you want to be.
05:08There's a manager position up and at work.
05:09Okay, let's not go crazy.
05:12It's not just about me anymore.
05:13It's Emma's future, too.
05:15Well, then you go back there and don't take no for an answer.
05:20Unless there's a chance he might fire you from the job you already have for being too pushy,
05:24then, you know what, I just let it go.
05:27Thanks for the pep talk, Mom.
05:28Anytime, princess.
05:31Check it out.
05:32Two different girls, two different numbers.
05:35Or as I like to call it, hot guy problem.
05:38I don't know.
05:40I got 11.
05:42I'm new at this.
05:44Well, savor it, because that might have been your last ride.
05:47Mom's here.
05:48Now?
05:49Wait, what are we going to do?
05:50No, I need this stroller.
05:52Relax, my little friend.
05:53I'll handle Mom.
05:54Take this.
05:55All right, Emma.
05:57Let's go get Daddy a promotion.
05:58Well, let me do the talking.
06:01Come on.
06:02And remember, just follow my lead.
06:06Hey, Mom.
06:07Hey.
06:08Tucker sold your stroller.
06:09Oh, my God, you're telling me what?
06:10What?
06:12What?
06:14No.
06:31Riley.
06:33Perfect.
06:33Can you watch Emma for two seconds?
06:34Yeah.
06:35Thanks.
06:35Ooh, sweet ride.
06:39H.
06:40Hey, what's happening?
06:41It's me.
06:42Wheeler Walker W.
06:44Your slightly flirtatious barkeep.
06:47Don't you ever go home, Walker?
06:49I have wives I see less than you.
06:52I was just thinking about our conversation from earlier, and I think you're wrong, and I'm
06:55right.
06:58I mean, I mean, I'm right for the job, and you're wrong not to consider me.
07:01Hmm.
07:02Wow.
07:02When I said this to myself in the bathroom mirror, it was really smooth.
07:06Look, I appreciate the whole eager kid thing, but I'm looking for someone a little
07:10more responsible.
07:12And that's exactly what I'm trying to be.
07:14I've got a kid now, and I...
07:15You've got a kid?
07:17Yeah.
07:18Her name's Emma.
07:21And a hot young wife.
07:24Yes.
07:27Yes, I do.
07:29Family man, and there's nothing more responsible than that.
07:32You obviously don't know a lot of family men.
07:34Hi.
07:35I am so sorry to interrupt, but I've got to hand her off.
07:37I have an exam in an hour, and right now she knows more about immigration law than
07:41I do.
07:42Little lady goes to law school, and she's running late.
07:45Well, not running, but she should be.
07:46Law school, huh?
07:48Must be tough with the baby.
07:49I was just saying how great you are with Emma.
07:51Okay.
07:52Give her a kiss.
07:53Wave bye-bye.
07:53See ya.
07:54That is so sweet, but Ben truly does all the heavy lifting.
07:57I mean, I'm barely even helping out.
08:02That is one impressive wife you've got there.
08:04Well, I don't call her my better half for nothing.
08:07Got a daughter about her age.
08:09Sadly, they have nothing in common.
08:13I might have underestimated you, Wheeler.
08:16Oh, my God.
08:17That's the first time you said my name.
08:20Let's have lunch tomorrow and discuss that job.
08:22Oh.
08:23And bring your lovely little barrister with you.
08:25If you can get a woman like that, there really must be something about you I'm missing.
08:30Again, thank you.
08:34What was that about?
08:35Well, two questions for you.
08:37What are you doing tomorrow for lunch?
08:39And will you marry me?
08:43Huh?
08:46I am not pretending to be your wife.
08:48But I need you.
08:49You're the glue of my very flimsy lie.
08:52Well, I can't tomorrow.
08:53I'm having lunch with Jack.
08:54Jack?
08:55The guy I'm seeing in the real world, where I'm single and not breastfeeding.
09:01Okay, how's this?
09:02Once Henderson hires me, we'll get a quick but amicable divorce.
09:05If only you had anything I wanted half of.
09:09I just want Emma to have a father she can be proud of.
09:12Please, you have to help me, Riley Wheeler.
09:15I only wrote that in my notebook every day.
09:19I'm just working on our backstory.
09:22So you'll do it?
09:24Oh, hell no.
09:29This is going back.
09:33Angry blonde with a baby coming through, people.
09:35Move it.
09:35Come on.
09:36Move it.
09:36Move it.
09:36Move it.
09:36Move it.
09:41Oh, hell no.
09:45This is going back.
09:49Yeah, I just love being an uncle.
09:52Although technically I'm more of a friend.
09:53I guess that makes me a frunkle.
09:57Okay, frunkle.
09:59Let's see that phone.
10:00All right.
10:06Call me.
10:07Okay.
10:11Impressive.
10:12You seem to be getting the hang of this.
10:14You up for a little challenge?
10:15I'm listening.
10:17We each take a block.
10:18Whoever lands the most numbers gets the stroller the whole rest of the day.
10:21Game on.
10:22But I got to warn you.
10:23Tucker's in the zone.
10:24Thanks for the heads up, frunkle.
10:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:29You get the yogurt shop and the nail salon?
10:31Woo!
10:32Is it ever hot out today?
10:34Hey, hey, that is not sick.
10:38Hey, I want to renegotiate.
10:41Okay, so we met in high school.
10:43You had a crazy crush on me, but we're too shy because of your weight problem.
10:47Wait, I wasn't fat.
10:49You were.
10:50Not if you want my help, I wasn't.
10:53We tied.
10:54Well, I had to cry for two of the numbers, but we tied.
10:58Wait, you took out the stroller?
11:00Mom just put Emma down ten minutes ago.
11:02Turns out, the baby part is optional.
11:05You just say she's asleep and nobody looks inside.
11:08Okay, but Mom's still here.
11:11Now.
11:11Again?
11:12Go.
11:13Oh, my goodness.
11:19Is that Tucker?
11:20He went that way.
11:25I don't know which is more fun, sticking Mom on Tucker cruising around with that stroller.
11:30Ben, you got to get in on it.
11:31Can't.
11:32I have a wife now.
11:33Wait.
11:34How long were we gone?
11:37We are pretending to be married so that he can get a promotion.
11:41Oh, which reminds me.
11:42I picked this up on my way home.
11:48Riley, will you do me the honor of being my wife?
11:51Sure.
11:52Yes.
11:53I do.
11:55Riley, are you sure this is a good idea?
11:57I'm fine.
12:01So when did you first know you were in love with me?
12:04Um, after we had sex.
12:09Come on.
12:11You have to paint a picture.
12:12It has to be something romantic.
12:14Like...
12:14Spring break.
12:15Freshman year.
12:16Down by the reservoir.
12:17You were wearing a blue dress.
12:19The sun was setting so it made it look like you had a halo.
12:24Exactly.
12:25Something like that, but not so sappy.
12:30And the sunsets were incredible.
12:33Not that we ever left the room.
12:35Well, Wina, this has been an excellent meeting.
12:38I think I can safely say...
12:41Hey.
12:42Didn't I just...
12:42Yeah, absolutely not.
12:43Sorry, miss, but we're kind of in the middle of a business meeting.
12:46Take it down a notch, Wheeler.
12:47This is my daughter, Zoe.
12:49Your daughter.
12:50Oh, well, um, so nice to meet you for the first time ever.
12:53Nice to meet you, too.
12:55Zoe, this is Ben and his lovely wife, Riley.
12:57You should really get to know each other.
12:58Oh, that would be...
12:59It would be impossible, because we're about to head out.
13:01Right, Ben?
13:01Oh, don't leave now.
13:02There's nothing I'd like more than to chat with you and your wife as soon as I freshen up.
13:08Wow, where'd all that iced tea go?
13:11Oops, there it is.
13:12I'll be right back.
13:16Ready for a rematch?
13:18You go.
13:18I'm good.
13:20You ever think you want just one phone number?
13:23Been there.
13:23Done that.
13:25These days, I'm shopping in bulk.
13:28I'm talking about one special number, the kind that makes you want to delete all the
13:32other ones.
13:33Wait.
13:35Is this about Riley, who you swear you don't like?
13:38No.
13:39I'm just saying, getting lots of women to like you is easy.
13:42It's getting one that's hard.
13:43How do I do that?
13:45Okay, so assuming there is a special girl whose name doesn't start with R and end with I-lee,
13:51are you asking my advice on how to get her?
13:53Yeah.
13:54You're the relationship magnet, right?
13:57Magnetize me.
13:59Fine.
14:00Look, if you really want a relationship, you gotta tell her how you feel.
14:03Maybe she's into you too.
14:05And it's all sweet.
14:07Can't wait to see her.
14:08Send each other fun little texts.
14:10Get comfortable together.
14:12Maybe even a little bored.
14:14Until one day you realize it's not even love anymore, but a horrible dance of pain that
14:18will leave you both damaged, empty shells for years to come.
14:21That sounds nice.
14:26I know this looks horrible, but I'm not a cheater.
14:29I'm just faking being married so your dad will consider me for a job.
14:32So you're a liar.
14:34I'd probably go with creative go-getter.
14:36No worries.
14:38Scamming my dad is my favorite pastime.
14:40So you won't say anything?
14:42Not a word.
14:43So how about you show me your resume?
14:46That's not where I keep it.
14:50Seriously?
14:51Riley, it's not what it looks like.
14:52Really?
14:53Because it looks like you abandoned me to shove your tongue down some stranger's throat.
14:56Wrong.
14:57She was shoving her tongue down my throat.
14:58I was trying to push it out.
15:01Ben Wheeler, I hate you.
15:08Okay, Wheeler, it's go time.
15:10Take your best shot and tell her how you feel.
15:12No matter what, you can't turn back.
15:16Danny?
15:17What are you doing here?
15:19Can I use your bathroom?
15:21Well, there is such a jerk.
15:23If you ever see me offering to help him again, you have to promise to stop me.
15:26I promise.
15:27Take this.
15:29God, I can't believe Ben would just take our fake relationship and throw it all away.
15:33Well, maybe it's time for a real relationship.
15:35You know, with the real guy who's not a gigantic tool.
15:39Go away, Ben.
15:40I'm so sorry.
15:42That girl, I hit on her a couple days ago with a stroller.
15:44Did not know she was my boss's daughter.
15:46When she came in, I went after her to be like, hey, don't tell your dad.
15:48And then she went all psycho and started kissing me.
15:50I would never do something like that.
15:52Danny, back me up here.
15:53Oh, I think you're doing great.
15:56I don't even care about the job anymore.
15:58All I care about is you.
16:00I'm listening.
16:01You were so sweet to help me.
16:03Keep going.
16:05I'm going to tell Henderson that he was right about you and wrong about me.
16:10Well, you're never going to get that promotion.
16:11No, but maybe I'll get you back.
16:13I'll take real friend over fake wife any day.
16:18Or we could go back in there one more time.
16:21Wait.
16:22This is the part where I'm supposed to stop you.
16:24Right?
16:25Stay strong.
16:28Well, I mean, we already made it this far.
16:30At least if you get the job, I won't feel like I totally wasted my time.
16:34Well, Henderson does want to have drinks tonight.
16:37Okay, but this is the last time.
16:40All right, I need my ring back.
16:42Thank you, Riley.
16:43Come on, I'll buy you coffee and we can work on our story.
16:45The one where you're a dork, but I marry you anyway.
16:49All right, and you.
17:00What's up?
17:04Tucker?
17:04Mrs. Wheeler?
17:07Oh, hell no.
17:09Oh, no, no, no.
17:10Oh, no, no, stop it.
17:11You're going to run from me.
17:13You're going to run from me.
17:16So now that I've conquered New York, I'm taking the Henderson brand national.
17:20Chicago, Atlanta, first stop, Miami.
17:24You ready for that, Wheeler?
17:25Wait, are you offering me the job?
17:27Oh, nothing's final.
17:28Why don't you and Miles fly down for the weekend and check it out?
17:30It'll be fun.
17:32Uh, this weekend?
17:38You know what?
17:39I don't think I can make it down to Miami.
17:41You sure about that?
17:42We all know how much you like hotel rooms.
17:47Sounds like an offer we can't refuse, huh, babe?
17:51Riley, I know this might not be the best time to tell you this, but you need to hear it
17:55and I need to say it.
17:56I'm in love with you and think we should be together.
18:01Please say something.
18:04Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag.
18:07Ben, I am so sorry to do this to you, but your brother and I are in love.
18:11We are?
18:11You are?
18:12I realize that Thanksgiving might be a little awkward this year, but I'm hoping that in time you'll come to
18:16accept it.
18:16You should really hire Ben.
18:17The kid could use some good news.
18:19All right, let's go, babe.
18:23Wow.
18:24Same thing happened with me and my first wife.
18:27Only it was me walking out the door with her sister.
18:32Riley.
18:33Oh, you were brilliant.
18:34I'm in love with you.
18:35Okay, if this whole hockey thing doesn't work out, you should totally be an actor because I swear for like
18:39two seconds I actually believed you.
18:41You're so sweet to come to my rescue.
18:43You promised you would stop me and you did.
18:47Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53I guess that finally answers the question of what it's like to be married to Ben, huh?
19:05Jack, a guy who's actually interested in me.
19:09Maybe I'll see what that's like.
19:11Do you want to come with?
19:12Turn this around me.
19:14No, I'm good.
19:16Okay, thanks.
19:20Man, I got to work on my go time.
19:28Where have you guys been?
19:33Tell him.
19:36Fine.
19:37Ben, you are never going to believe what just happened.
19:39All right.
19:43Ben, we need to return the stroller.
19:46We're being immature and selfish and Emma deserves better.
19:53Can I go to my room now?
19:56And remember, Keto, great.
20:01Hey, Emma.
20:02Daddy really missed you today.
20:05Is everything okay?
20:07I got the job.
20:09Oh, Benji.
20:10I just knew you could do it.
20:12I turned it down.
20:14What is the matter with you?
20:16Dude, it's too much travel.
20:18What's the point of giving Emma everything if I'm not even here to see her enjoy it?
20:22There will be other jobs, but there's only one you.
20:25That we know of.
20:28But I think you made the right decision.
20:31Thanks.
20:33So, uh, what's the big secret between you and Tucker?
20:37I was sitting outside having coffee, and then Tucker comes up behind me.
20:40That is not what happened.
20:41No.
20:42You didn't follow us.
20:43Stop.
20:43No, I didn't.
20:44Oh, okay.
20:45I said what's up.
20:45You did not go.
20:46Go back.
20:46Go back.
20:46Go back.
20:48Do you worry, Emma.
20:49Grandma's gonna get her princess her special carriage back.
20:52Nice roller.
20:54Hello.
20:55Go back.
20:59Go back.
21:10Come back.
21:17Go.
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