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00:26You
00:27Made Cafe Etan
00:30Hello and welcome back!
00:31Master, you're back!
00:39Ruby! We need you over here too!
00:44Current wait time!
00:45Etan made coming!
00:47Fifteen minutes now!
00:50They're scheming something...
00:53Hey! Come right on in!
00:55Welcome back, Master!
00:56It's time for happy hour!
00:58All maids are now half price!
01:00Oh, hi there, fellas! Ready for some great maids?
01:03Hey, kid! How about a drink?
01:05Yeah! Come on! Oh!
01:06Thank you very much!
01:08Attention! I'm passing out discount tickets!
01:11Come have fun with our wonderful maids!
01:13You've got a lot of options, too!
01:15Hey, kiddo! Treat yourself to some fun with a maid!
01:17All fees included and it's just 1,000 yen!
01:19You'll get a charm, too!
01:21Oh, we've got cold towels, too!
01:22Was it hot outside today or what?
01:24Why are you guys so good at this?
01:26What do you like?
01:27Current wait time, 1 hour.
01:30So cute!
01:34We can do more!
01:35Do more?
01:37Tony!
01:38I need you to do a big lap around all the halls and come back!
01:44These pancakes are...
01:51Five minutes later...
01:55Oh!
01:57Did we get more customers?
01:59I call it the Komi snowball method!
02:01When maid Komi saunters about, people naturally follow her.
02:06All right! Let's increase the turnover rate!
02:08Yes, head maid!
02:10They are genius at this!
02:12Rock! Paper! Scissors!
02:15Look that way!
02:17Play a game with your maid!
02:19300 ton per play!
02:21Take a pick with your maid!
02:22500 ton per shot!
02:24Walk around school with your maid!
02:26A half hour for 1,000 ton!
02:28And finally!
02:30Get slapped by your maid!
02:31For 2,000 ton per slap!
02:34Look at all this, Tadano!
02:36My maid business has become a huge success!
02:39Next, we launch a foot massage for 4,000 ton per session
02:42and thigh touching for 5,000 ton per match!
02:45As you wish, boss!
02:46I cannot stop smiling over here!
02:49Osuna.
02:50Yes?
02:50You're out.
02:51Right.
02:53Shortly after this incident, a PA announcement was made to issue refunds.
03:00All right!
03:01Now we'll promote the maid cafe using ethical methods!
03:05This is all wrong.
03:06I've turned over a new leaf!
03:07Komi, how about a break?
03:09Let's go check out what the other classes are doing!
03:12Walking around in our maid outfits is great advertising!
03:16No one suspects this is yet another attempt at the Komi snowball method!
03:21Look at that sign you're wearing!
03:23Eitan Culture Festival!
03:32The Komi drill!
03:35Whoa!
03:36It's a haunted house!
03:37Let's check it out!
03:43Komi!
03:44Right!
03:44Let's do this!
03:45Come on!
03:46But you don't have to!
03:47Party of three!
03:47Back up!
03:50It's dark in here!
03:52What's gonna try to scare us?
03:58Beware of the bear!
03:59Is that a bear?
04:05Don't be scared!
04:06That was just a yam cake!
04:07Here they come!
04:09All right!
04:10It's almost time to scare them!
04:13Is that Komi?
04:14What do I do?
04:16Is it okay to scare Komi, the goddess and symbol of this school?
04:20But I don't want Komi to hate me!
04:24And yet, it is my sworn duty to scare right now!
04:27Plus, if it's not scary at all for her, she might not be satisfied!
04:32All right!
04:33I'm gonna scare them!
04:34I've got this!
04:35Now!
04:36Now's the time!
04:37They already left!
04:39Well, wasn't that fun!
04:42Uh...
04:42Komi?
04:43Are you okay?
04:44Hey!
04:45They're doing Scream Out Your Passion on the roof!
04:47Let's go check it out!
04:49Oh!
04:50You don't know?
04:51It's when students confess their secret feelings by screaming them out from the rooftop!
04:55Watanabe!
04:56I love you!
04:58Anami!
05:01I've never heard of it!
05:02What?
05:03You never heard of it?
05:05Huh...
05:07Hmm...
05:07You wanna try it out?
05:09Here they go again...
05:10Here they go again...
05:11All right!
05:12And now even more!
05:14And Scream Out Your Passion!
05:16Next up on the roof is...
05:18From Class 1-1...
05:20Red Yamai!
05:28Hey look, it's Yamai!
05:30Hey, Yamai!
05:36I want to confess to one and all!
05:40My undying love to someone who is incredibly important and precious to me!
05:49To who?
05:53My classmate Komi!
05:55I love you!
05:56Will you go out with me?
05:59I want to marry you one day!
06:17Oh!
06:18Gosh Komi, you are always such a shy one!
06:20Oh wow!
06:22Up next!
06:23She elegantly responded with silence to Red Yamai!
06:26From Class 1-1, it's Komi!
06:30Now use your charm to promote the main cafe!
06:33It's coming!
06:34It's definitely coming!
06:36Prepare for impact!
06:41It's not coming!
06:42It's not coming?
06:44What's going on?
06:46Hold on!
06:46Don't lose faith!
06:52Yeah, Komi!
06:53Let's go!
06:55Let's go!
06:56Let's go!
06:56Let's go!
06:57Let's go!
06:57Let's go!
06:58Let's go!
06:59Her majesty!
07:00Her majesty!
07:01Listen to the words of our goddess!
07:03Silence!
07:09Meow!
07:11Meow!
07:12She was trying to say me.
07:14She said she?
07:15Meow!
07:16Meow!
07:17Meow!
07:17And pode your movements down the way!
07:19My favorite Komi!
07:22Meow!
07:23What are you saying?
07:24Meow!
07:24Amy!
07:25Ughh!
07:26He is aPCAT Maid!
07:28microwaveYo!
07:30Not gonna miss that!
07:32She almost faints from embarrassment!
07:35That was fantastic Komi!
07:38That was a huge success!
07:40Hey, don't make Komi do things she's not used to doing!
07:44What's a culture festival without adding to someone's dark history?
07:48You're the devil.
07:53Did you have fun?
08:06Alright then, where should we go next?
08:09Hey, Najibi!
08:12I'm from the Zen Meditation Club and we're offering trial sessions right now.
08:16What?
08:17Your homeroom teacher said if we saw you, we should make sure you try it out.
08:22Huh?
08:23Wait, party of one meditator coming through!
08:26Wait, please, I don't deserve this! Wait, hold on a minute!
08:30Sending their prayers.
08:34Najibi is doing some much-needed self-reflection.
08:39So beautiful!
08:41What a beautiful girl!
08:49Huh?
08:50What's wrong?
08:52They're all staring at me.
08:54Well, yeah, that's because you're wearing a cute outfit, Komi.
09:06What the-
09:07Hey, what was that about?
09:09Tarano, you were just considerate and oblivious at the same time.
09:12Huh?
09:14Well, since we're all here right now, why don't you join us, Komi?
09:19What do you mean, us?
09:21Hold on.
09:22Kaede was here with me just a minute ago.
09:26Huh?
09:27Oh, there she is!
09:28What is she doing in there?
09:31It's just that there are so many fascinating details to see in there, right?
09:36There sure are.
09:37So shall we?
09:38Yeah, sure.
09:39Eton Culture Festival.
09:49A.K.A. Comey Festival.
09:51A.K.A. Comey Festival.
09:54Go!
09:55A.K.A. comey Festival.
10:05Ok.
10:05A.K.A. comey Festival.
10:10A.K.A. comey Festival.
10:10Uh, let's go.
10:11A.K.A. comey Festival.
10:44I wonder where the class rankings stand now.
10:48Oh, yeah, the class rankings. I've been having so much fun, I completely forgot about all that.
10:55Is that a live band in the courtyard? I think they're playing right now.
11:00Oh, that's pretty cool. Let's go check it out.
11:09Heavy metal, huh? I wonder what Comey's thinking.
11:20Oh, I, um, they're sounding pretty good, aren't they?
11:31Why in the heck am I so nervous?
11:41This marks the end of all the Etan High School Culture Festival events.
11:46Students, please make your way over to the gym.
11:51Want to know the first prize winner?
11:59The first prize of the glorious 23rd annual Etan Festival goes to...
12:08It's class 1-1 for the Etan Maid Cafe!
12:12Yay!
12:14However, due to inappropriate and unfair profit-making activities committed by a student,
12:19they are disqualified from winning this prize.
12:22Ugh!
12:29But hey, remember how we all worked hard preparing for it?
12:33And ate all those Onigiri?
12:35We all worked so hard to earn that first prize!
12:39Wasn't it fun?
12:40Don't try spinning it as a happy ending.
12:42Well, it's too bad we didn't win first prize.
12:50But it was still fun.
12:52What?
12:53That's not how you reacted to me at all!
12:56All of you were smiles at the end.
12:59What a great class!
13:00200 degrees!
13:04And here's the event you've all been waiting for.
13:07Now it begins.
13:08The annual Etan Festival Closing Dance and Jazz Party.
13:14Dance to this fine music as we all enjoy a truly elegant time.
13:18Relish our buffet as well.
13:20Please eat to your heart's content.
13:22Komi, will you please dance?
13:23Will you dance with me?
13:24Shall we dance?
13:27You can just ignore all of them.
13:38Komi seems really into it.
13:41Oh, she's calming down.
13:45Huh?
13:45Well, why is she looking at me?
13:50Do I ask her to dance?
13:51No, but it's not like she wants to dance with me, does she?
14:05Would you, um, like to dance?
14:24Is that Komi?
14:25She's gonna dance?
14:27Who's that girl she's dancing with?
14:28Well, first, I guess we hold hands.
14:32Uh, and then we, uh, oh.
14:42This is...
14:43Are you two dancing?
14:45Mind if I cut in?
14:46Uh, uh, oh.
14:50Yeah.
14:52Hmm.
14:59Seriously?
15:00Komi's dancing already?
15:02Absolutely.
15:18The main cafe was a smash! Let's have an after-party!
15:22Is everyone here? Roll call!
15:24One, two, three, four!
15:27Oh, I'll just count off the rest of us.
15:30And we're off to the land of karaoke!
15:33Majimi's full of energy.
15:41Komi, is this your first time going to karaoke?
15:45I went with my family a long time ago.
15:48Oh, did you sing at all?
15:49Only my mom sang.
15:51Oh, can we place a drink order, please?
15:56There's a one drink minimum, so everyone just tell me what you want!
16:00A cola!
16:00Two more colas here!
16:01Olive ginger ale!
16:01Cream of corn soup!
16:03Hot lemon tea!
16:04Oh, me too!
16:05Cafe au lait!
16:05No, and soda!
16:07Yeah, hello? We'd like 12 colas, please.
16:10You jerk!
16:11All right, everyone, let's start putting in songs!
16:14I'm afraid I don't actually know many songs.
16:17So, I don't know if I should sing a song.
16:20Hey, you don't have to sing if you don't want to.
16:22But you should go for it!
16:23Hey, what are you saying?
16:25Everyone sings a song at this venue!
16:29You better hurry or else they're all going to be my songs!
16:32Don't worry, seriously.
16:34Take your time.
16:35Yeah!
16:37Yeah!
16:38Yeah!
16:38Yeah!
16:39Yeah!
16:39Yeah!
16:39She's not sure which song to choose.
16:41Yeah!
16:43She hit select by accident.
16:46You're fired up now!
16:47What are you kidding?
16:48That's the new set one, too!
16:57She's worried if she can really sing the song she chose.
17:01Now it's my turn!
17:02Turn on the scoring feature!
17:05I dedicate this love song to you, Komi.
17:09Listen to my feelings, Komi.
17:14I'm gonna kill that one!
17:18Komi is trembling with emotion from my singing!
17:21I'm so happy!
17:22I love you!
17:23It is my turn next.
17:26The time has come!
17:28I've mastered this song!
17:30I've trained myself for this day and memorized all the lyrics of Endless World!
17:34And the theme song from the hit anime, The Lost Endless World!
17:37Everyone will tremble with emotion at my perfection!
17:41Now!
17:44Hey, well done!
17:45Good job!
17:46What?
17:46Oh, I know that song!
17:47It's from an anime, right?
17:49What a reaction from my swan friend, Komi!
17:51That was mind-blowing!
17:52Yes!
18:09And finally, it's Komi's turn!
18:11And finally, it's Komi's turn!
18:24She missed her cue!
18:40She missed her cue!
18:42What?
18:42Is this piece of job broken?
18:44What's going on?
18:45I'm calling the company!
18:48Oh, I guess I'm up now.
18:53Stationary measurement by beef or chicken.
18:58Oh, I guess I'm up now.
19:14I'm coming off now.
19:17I don't know.
19:19I'm coming off now.
19:20I can't do it!
19:21I can't do it!
19:22I can't do it!
19:23to listen or anything, but it still hurts.
20:01I love you.
20:23Yay!
20:25That was embarrassing.
20:27Oh, I'm up next! Komi, let's sing something together!
20:30Tadano, you sing too!
20:32What? Me? But I just got done singing!
20:35Oh, come on! Let's do this now!
20:38And here we go!
20:42Come on, it's starting, Komi! Hit it, guys!
20:45I told you, I already sang! I don't even have a mic!
20:48Don't worry, here, take it!
20:50Ready, set, go!
20:51I'm with you
20:52You're the face of a little late
20:57Your face of a little lonely
20:59Is the one one more unique?
21:03I'm gonna say that one more time
21:06You're the missing feeling
21:10I'm a love leader
21:13How many times you are
22:53This is dedicated to everyone whose chests tighten up when they interact with other people.
23:00Something extra before the end.
23:02And action!
23:05Komi can't communicate.
23:07The end.
23:08Komi, that's the last time!
23:10That's the wrong page!
23:10That's not the one!
23:11The next one!
23:11This one's different!
23:12You got this!
23:13Okay.
23:18To be continued.
23:24Oh, Komi!
23:25Shh!
23:30Hey, we've only got 24 seconds left.
23:40Thank you for your support.
23:54Woo!
23:55Woo!
23:56Woo!
23:57Woo!
23:57Woo!
23:58Woo!
23:58Woo!
23:59Woo!
23:59Woo!
24:01Woo!
24:02Woo!
24:02Woo!
24:02Woo!
24:04Woo!
24:13Woo!
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