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00:00कर दो कर दो कर दो
00:30और सोचल घिकति ness팅 थी खतो कर दो कियो है भीओ उनना गानी अप्मिक ।
00:44कि मैं अजय हो और आता हैं À
00:51साफाई नयो अपब नहाचत बूर्दिनी commission
00:57कि दूर्ट चॉब लुब लुब फवब लुब लुब लुब लुब
01:20あなたの顔が少し寂しそうでタスティック
01:22MR JORULTteil of
01:23THE THINOいえたらな溢れる気持ちに戸ばれては何度もしたためるラブレターいつまで丸めて捨てて
01:42बलब जड़ाने, जड़ाने कुमफे ल
01:48पड़ा उलबर
01:51भब रहाद सतते हुआ उलकः हुआ है
02:03को और जब बाले कि नवया है कि यिक मतें का
02:05साँ से यु कई मतें का
02:23को नवते हैं का
02:33अई दोगभ मेज़ी
02:34और अज रमिए द्वे रा
02:36लब छीज़ी
02:37आटने लुबट
02:38इन चीर कार्स
02:46उत्रम
03:01लगिव Moment
03:03कुरी लिए प्रन गली चल्स प्रन घंट ग्रेक्ट लिए इटर रिए बगजाज इटर सब्पल
03:09जए भाज कोमी लेस्ट अजिए ब के लिए के लिए बूल बाजी जए फे इंट विए एंड राजन आया।
03:170.7
03:18Great! Komi, you've scored a 1.5!
03:23Wait, how is that possible?
03:25I did a better job than Komi did!
03:29But Komi didn't say anything!
03:31Wait a second, something isn't right!
03:34I... I think Komi bribed the judge!
03:37That obnoxious little brat!
03:38She must be trying to ridicule me and beat me!
03:43Okay then!
03:44I'll play by the rules just like you!
03:46And crush your pathetic little soul in the process!
03:500.7
03:51Heal-heal-heal
03:54Height
03:56Weight
03:57Seated Height
03:57Alright then, now that everything has been measured, it's time for us to settle the score, Komi!
04:03Height!
04:06Looks like I won't be winning that one!
04:08I'm still not out of this yet!
04:10Wait!
04:10I scored higher in this one!
04:12Seated Height!
04:13Yes! I did better in this one too!
04:15But those were for Weight and Seated Height!
04:18How is this possible?
04:20I'm shorter, but my Weight and Seated Height are higher than hers?
04:24How?
04:24Huh?
04:25Wait a minute, who decided having a lower Weight and Seated Height is better in the first place?
04:30People who live in harsher environments like the Savannah consider having more fat to be a good thing!
04:35Yeah, that's right!
04:37And even if my Seated Height is higher, some cultures must think shorter legs are more attractive, I'm sure of
04:42it!
04:43Huh!
04:45It's a draw this time, Komi!
04:49Tadano, on the other hand, has very average measurements.
04:53Huh?
04:56My name is Hitohito Tadano.
04:58I'm just a regular guy.
05:01Except for the fact that I'm friends with Komi, the prettiest girl in school.
05:08My name's Yamai Ren, and like Tadano, I'm pretty average.
05:12Okay, well, maybe not that average.
05:15School is pretty boring, but hey, long fashion!
05:17Oh, hi!
05:18Sure, life can be stressful, but I have plenty of friends.
05:22That all sounds pretty normal, right?
05:25Wow, look at Komi!
05:30I have a bit of a secret crush.
05:36Look at how she walks, and at how she sits, and at how she stands!
05:41And at how she climbs the stairs!
05:44Oh, Komi, Komi, Komi, Komi, Komi, Komi!
05:48Komi, Komi, Komi!
05:51Oh no!
05:52Komi's stunning beauty got the best of me!
05:54I better be more careful.
05:56It's so rude to stare at someone this much.
06:00She smells wonderful, too!
06:04The color, the shine, the smell!
06:06There's no doubt!
06:07It's a strand of Komi's hair!
06:10Yes!
06:12Today's the day I make Komi mine!
06:15I mean, become friends with her!
06:19You've gotta calm down!
06:20Don't act like such a weirdo!
06:22If I approach her casually, then I'll be one step closer to becoming her friend!
06:26Hi there, Komi!
06:27Hi there, Komi!
06:29Good morn-morn-morny!
06:32I'm so s-s-s-s-s-sorry for a silly dog like me to speak to you!
06:48I have to go!
06:51What's with that girl?
06:53She shouldn't dare speak to Lady Komi like that!
06:59Good, now I have her all to myself again!
07:02So, Komi-
07:03Komi, hey!
07:05Did you see how bright the moon was last night?
07:07It's so mysterious!
07:09I think it was full, too!
07:11Oh, did you see the moon?
07:13Hey there, Yamai!
07:14Oh, how's it going, Majimi?
07:16You're excessively energetic, as always!
07:19What?
07:19E-excessive?
07:20Sorry, Komi, good morning!
07:22I did it!
07:24There were a few distractions, but I got to say hi to Her Majesty Komi!
07:30Oh, my gosh!
07:32Okay, Yamai, listen up!
07:34Komi, you're so cold!
07:37Yamai?
07:37Uh, I feel spectacular right now!
07:40Komi is taking the time to ignore an average person like me!
07:44Oh, Komi, what have I done to deserve this honor?
07:48I hope she keeps ignoring me for the rest of her life!
07:51Hello, Earth to Yamai!
07:53Hey, Najimi, can I talk to you for a sec?
08:00So, like, what kind of relationship do you have with Komi?
08:04Uh, Yamai, you're acting like...
08:06Just answer the question!
08:08I'm... just her friend...
08:11Sorry, I'm really hungry!
08:13You seem angry!
08:14What's going on?
08:15Hey, Najimi, we're friends, right?
08:18Like, can I ask you a favor?
08:20So help me out!
08:21Officially introduce me to Komi later today, okay?
08:24She'll kill me if I say no!
08:26Hey, Komi!
08:27Let me introduce you to Reni Amai!
08:29Do you remember when earlier today, we ran into each other?
08:32I'm Ren!
08:41Oh my gosh, this is so exciting!
08:44Is this really happening to me?
08:46She's looking at me with her big, beautiful eyes!
08:49She's like a scared little jihuahua!
08:52She's the most beautiful girl in the entire universe!
08:57I wanna touch her!
08:58I wanna pet her!
08:59Let her be her girlfriend!
09:01She's going to be mine!
09:03Geez, what is making you act this way, Yamai?
09:06You need to calm down!
09:08Act like your normal self!
09:10Just sit down!
09:11Hi, Komi!
09:12Do you like burgers and french fries?
09:14I made just too much food for myself for lunch today!
09:17If you're hungry, we can sit in the cafeteria and eat them together!
09:21This is my indirect Yamai-style invitation to have lunch together!
09:24I made the burgers heart-shaped with my own hands!
09:26Those burgers were made especially for you, Komi!
09:31That's Tadano's desk!
09:34You can do this!
09:37Yeah, I agree!
09:39Look, look, look!
09:43Look!
09:44Look!
09:44Look!
09:46Look!
09:51Look!
09:51Ah!
09:56I'm so sorry!
09:57I know I seem a little out of my mind right now!
10:00I'm just so happy!
10:03I...
10:03can't help it!
10:07Ah!
10:08Homer's about to start!
10:09I'll see you at lunch then!
10:14Huh?
10:15Why is Komi acting so nervous right now?
10:18Oh, is it because Tadano's absent today?
10:24I have no idea what Komi's thinking without Tadano!
10:27Tadano!
10:28Come back right now!
10:40Where am I?
10:46Wait...
10:46What is all this?
10:48Pictures of Komi stuck to the walls?
10:51A sloppy looking collage?
10:54There's no question!
10:55This has to be Yamai's room!
11:01What's gonna happen to me?!
11:03Somebody help me!
11:08Hey, Yamai!
11:09How about I come over after school today?
11:12What?
11:12Well, uh, it's a bit last minute!
11:15Well...
11:16You're still in Tadano's seat, which is kinda close to me...
11:19So I was figuring you wanna hang out!
11:22Of course I don't wanna leave this seat!
11:24I wanna stay close to Komi!
11:26Oh, it was so much fun!
11:28Eating lunch with you!
11:30We talked about so much together!
11:33It was the best moment of my life!
11:37Is it a zen to grab me my wish?!
11:40And make this moment last forever?!
11:43Huh?!
11:44Oh, and of course Komi's coming too!
11:47Huh?!
11:48Komi's coming?!
11:49That means my entire bed and pillows will smell like her?
11:52Yes, of course, that's fine!
11:56Come on over, Komi!
11:58Oh no, I almost forgot!
12:01Tadano's there in my room!
12:03Oh, Komi!
12:04What should I do?!
12:06My sweet Komi!
12:09Oh, my Komi!
12:11Sure!
12:12Of course you can come!
12:14Her desire for Komi has won!
12:18I've been here for hours!
12:21I want a cheeseburger!
12:23Hmph!
12:24My room's messy, so can you wait out here for a second?
12:27No problem!
12:28Sorry for the random visit!
12:30Oh no!
12:31She's coming!
12:37AHHHHH!
12:42Oh no!
12:48Tadano, do you like the ocean or the mountains?
12:52Um, the mountains?
12:54Good.
12:57Then later, I'll bury you there!
12:59The mountain?!
13:00Knock knock, you're mine!
13:03Can we come in now?
13:05Just wait a second!
13:07A very precious person is about to come in!
13:09You better be quiet!
13:11I mean, if you don't talk, I won't kill you.
13:14Got it?
13:15I'm gonna end up on that mountain!
13:20Okay, you can come in!
13:22Go ahead and leave your scent everywhere!
13:24What?
13:25Our scent?
13:26Wait, is Najimi here too?
13:28She has to save me!
13:30Najimi!
13:30Get me out of here!
13:33Sorry!
13:34My neighbor is the loudest person ever!
13:36Your neighbors in there?
13:40Wow, they really don't sound happy.
13:43If you don't shut up, I'm gonna kill you right now.
13:46That mountain's not far from here, you know.
13:49I'm sure he'll stop it soon!
13:50What on earth is happening?!
13:52Okay, I'll be right back with some hot tea!
13:55You guys want Jasmine?
13:57Uh, sure.
14:01Don't open the closet.
14:03Do you understand?
14:06Uh, yeah.
14:09And Najimi goes right for it anyway.
14:12Ugh.
14:15Oh.
14:17Sorry, are we interrupting you two?
14:22So, you found him.
14:27Don't get the wrong idea, Komi.
14:30This isn't because I felt like Tadano was in the way of me getting closer to you.
14:34Are those chopsticks?!
14:36Is she gonna kill us with those?!
14:37This is all for you, Komi.
14:39My beautiful princess.
14:41Tadano doesn't have looks or intelligence.
14:43He's average high, average weight, and not at all fun to be around.
14:47He's so boring, I fall asleep when I hear him talk!
14:49I forgot he was still here for a minute!
14:51How can a loser like him be close to a goddess like you, Komi?
14:54Ouch!
14:55You don't have to be that harsh.
14:58Right, Komi?
14:59You have to agree with me.
15:02Because...
15:03Komi, you have the best body and you're so elegant and you have a great personality!
15:07And that doesn't make me feel mad or jealous one little bit.
15:11I'm sure of it.
15:11You're the one who's going to make me happy.
15:14There's something wrong with how Tadano, a boring, stupid loser, gets to be close to the oh-so-wonderful Komi.
15:20Don't you agree, Komi?
15:21Wouldn't you rather have friends who are more popular?
15:24We do not need you, Tadano.
15:26I know I really deserve her.
15:27I put in lots of effort.
15:29I'm nice to everybody.
15:30I'm especially nice to you, Komi.
15:32Right?
15:35I think that you and I are going to be the best of friends.
15:39You want to be my friend, don't you call me?
15:44You're going to be my best friend.
16:02I'll be excusing myself.
16:04So polite.
16:07Wait.
16:08Wait.
16:10You can't leave me!
16:11Please don't go!
16:13Komi, I did all of this for you!
16:21She's looking for a place to write.
16:31I'll decide who my friends are on my own.
16:48What will I do?
16:50This is the worst moment of my entire life.
16:55She doesn't love me.
17:02Wait!
17:03I haven't left the room yet!
17:05Tadano, help me!
17:08The next day.
17:10The clouds look like fluffy pillows today.
17:13I'm tired.
17:21Wha-what does this mean?
17:24Wait!
17:25Is Komi mad at me for some reason?
17:27Hey!
17:28Komi?
17:30We need to talk.
17:31Oh no!
17:32It sounds like she's mad at me!
17:40Hey, um...
17:42Komi?
17:43What did you want to talk about?
17:48I think I've lost the power of knowing exactly what she's thinking!
17:53Do you think we should still be friends, Tadano?
17:56Huh?
17:57Uh, what do you mean by that?
18:01You went through a lot yesterday.
18:02Okay.
18:03Oh!
18:03I see.
18:04Alright.
18:05Okay.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Yamai kidnapped you because of me.
18:10I wrote down everything she said, word for word.
18:13What?
18:13You remember all of it?
18:15Okay.
18:16Wow.
18:17I see.
18:18Huh.
18:19It was my fault you were put in danger.
18:21Wait, wait!
18:22No!
18:22Hold on a sec!
18:23It's true!
18:24Got it!
18:35What if we hadn't found you and you were still trapped in that closet?
18:38What if something even worse had happened to you?
18:41Or what if it happens again?
18:43All because of me.
18:45So that's why...
18:46I think it's probably for the best that I stop being your friend, Tadano.
19:00Uh...
19:01Okay.
19:03I get it.
19:09You know what, though?
19:12No.
19:12That's my decision.
19:14I decide who my friends are.
19:24No!
19:25That's not how I meant for it to sound!
19:27I'm sorry, Komi!
19:28I wasn't just repeating what you said without listening to you!
19:31I was expressing my own feelings!
19:33All I want is to understand you!
19:35I promise I won't be such a tool!
19:36I'm so stupid!
19:37Just forget I said anything at all!
19:39What was I thinking?
19:40You probably hate me now!
19:47I'm sorry.
19:48Huh?
19:48Wait.
19:49What's she apologizing to me for?
19:55I...
20:00I...
20:01I...
20:03I...
20:05I...
20:05I...
20:05I...
20:05I...
20:05I...
20:05I still want...
20:07I still want...
20:09I still want...
20:10to...
20:11be...
20:12friends with you, Tadano.
20:15Um...
20:16Would you like that?
20:19What do you think?
20:21What do you think?
20:22Yes?
20:31I...
20:31Um...
20:32Yeah, well...
20:32I'd really like that!
20:34Yeah, Komi...
20:36Well...
20:37I'd like...
20:38To always be friends with you...
20:40Oh!
20:40There you are!
20:42I was looking everywhere!
20:44Hey, Yamai!
20:45I found him!
20:48Yamai wants to apologize to you, Tadano.
20:50That sound good?
20:52Uh...
20:52Yeah.
20:53Fine with me.
20:55I'm sorry about yesterday.
20:57Will you forgive me?
21:00I went too far.
21:01I hope you're able to understand.
21:04I knew that I should've buried him up on that mountain.
21:07Uh...
21:08No, I am truly sorry for saying such...
21:10harsh things to Tadano.
21:11And besides, I shouldn't have been so blunt.
21:14I am so very sorry you lived, Tadano.
21:16Please forgive me!
21:17Boy, that was a terrible apology.
21:20Komi, I wanna say sorry to you.
21:23Uh...
21:23My actions were seriously out of line, really out of character, and not like me.
21:27I'm not the one who gets to decide who's worthy of being your friend.
21:31This all happened because...
21:33I was being super selfish.
21:36I promise I'll never do this again!
21:39Hm?
21:43Okay...
21:46So...
21:47That didn't work?
21:48Wait, what are you saying?!
21:49You don't wanna be my best friend?!
21:51Wait...
21:51Komi will talk to me!
21:52There's no point in me living!
21:54I may as well enter all right now!
21:56Look at those tombsticks!
21:57Hey!
21:58Yumaia!
22:01Komi!
22:01Komi!
22:02We need to tell her about you, okay?
22:03Komi and my life!
22:06Yamai!
22:06Listen to me!
22:07Komi is incredibly shy and anxious.
22:10Communication is not her strongest suit!
22:12What you're saying about Komi is wrong.
22:14In every way, she is perfect!
22:17After a thorough explanation...
22:20No way!
22:21I had it all wrong this whole time?
22:26Oh wow!
22:27That's funny!
22:28It makes you a hundred times more adorable to me, Komi!
22:33I love you so much, we're gonna be best friends!
22:37So you wanna make more new friends?
22:40Looks like Yamai is really on a roll.
22:44Well then...
22:45Do you wanna start making friends right now?
22:49Hm?
22:50Hm?
22:53Glance?
22:54Did she just say glance out loud?
22:56Yamai wants to join the party.
22:58So then Komi, what are you thinking?
23:05Komi can't decide.
23:06Yeah, that makes sense.
23:15Then let's be friends.
23:18Yeah, of course we can be friends, Komi!
23:20Really?
23:20She's truly delusional.
23:22Ha ha ha!
23:24Ha ha ha!
23:26Ha ha ha ha!
23:27Ha ha ha ha!
23:28Ha ha ha ha!
23:28Ha ha ha ha!
23:29Ha ha ha ha!
23:29Ha ha ha ha!
23:29Ha ha ha ha!
23:31Komi hates me now, I wanna die!
23:33There, there, just apologize!
23:35And maybe see a therapist.
23:36And maybe see a therapist.
23:54Make a move on Komi, and I'll bury you.
23:58Yamai is sick.
24:33झाल झाल
24:52झाल झाल
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