00:01Hobbit babies, they never change from true
00:06Hobbit babies, we'll do the same for you
00:10When you're old, it's kinda weird
00:14And you wish that you were there
00:16Just close your eyes and make me mean
00:19And you can be anywhere
00:31Hobbit babies, we'll return after these messages
00:34Hobbit babies
00:36Okay, Hobbit babies, Hobbit babies
00:44Okay, Hobbit babies, Hobbit babies
00:46Aye, aye, Captain Kermit
00:49I don't see a thing
00:50They've got to be out there somewhere, don't they?
00:53Are you sure you don't see anything, Gonzo?
00:56Of course I'm sure
00:57I don't have eyes in my nose, you know
01:00Hey fellas, I think we better give Gonzo a boost
01:04Okay
01:04Ready when you are, Kermit
01:06Hey, watch it
01:09Careful
01:10One
01:11Two
01:13Three
01:15How's that, Gonzo?
01:17Uh, much better, thanks a lot
01:19You're welcome
01:24What do you think, Kermit?
01:26Uh-oh
01:27I think we've been spotted
01:29It's a big destroyer
01:32And it's
01:33It's headed straight for us
01:38An enemy shop
01:39Engine room, engine room
01:41Full speed ahead
01:43Aye, aye, Captain
01:55We've got to get out of here before they sink us
01:58Close all watertight hedges
02:02Dive, dive, dive
02:04Dive?
02:05Ah
02:06Not you, Fuzzy
02:08The submarine
02:09Oh, uh
02:10I knew that
02:13Uh, they're making a run for it, sir
02:21This is your captain speaking
02:23Everyone to your battle stations
02:27Battle
02:28Battle
02:29Just a minute, Skeeter
02:30I thought I was the captain
02:32No way, Scooter
02:34The last time you were captain
02:36The couch sank before it even got away from the dock
02:39Well, nobody's perfect
02:41The charge is ready
02:51Power one
02:53Power
03:05We sunk him
03:07Yay
03:10You kids better hold down the noise
03:12Our next door neighbor, Officer Carruthers, just called
03:16He thought maybe you were building a freeway in here
03:19Freeway
03:25Now you all know that Officer Carruthers is a policeman
03:30And that he has to sleep during the day because he works at night
03:35And you know if he doesn't get enough sleep
03:38He wakes up all grumpy and grouchy
03:41So just play like civilized children and you won't have to worry
03:45Worry
03:49If we can't keep Animal quiet, there's no telling what Officer Carruthers will do to us
03:54Yeah
03:55Maybe he'll send us all to jail
03:58Or give us a one-way ticket to the Twilight Zone
04:02Or what if he spreads chunky peanut butter all over our faces
04:06And forgets the great jelly
04:09What?
04:10Never mind
04:11There's nothing to worry about
04:13Nanny said all we have to do is play like civilized children
04:18And that's just what we'll do, right?
04:21Right
04:23Come on, you guys
04:24We've got to clean this place up
04:26Animal
04:26We've got to keep him quiet
04:29Or something awful is going to happen to us
04:32I just know it
04:34Don't worry
04:35I'll keep him busy with some of my great jokes
04:40Hey, Animal
04:41Why did the chicken cross the road?
04:44Chicken
04:46But that's not the joke
04:48Hey, Buzzy, forget the jokes
04:50We need to shut him up, not crack him up
04:52If you want a job done right
04:55Give it to a pig
05:04Shh, Animal
05:07Now listen very closely
05:09While Piggy reads you a wonderful story
05:13And don't make a sound
05:15Or else
05:16Let's see
05:18Here it is
05:19Once upon a time
05:21There was a fabulous kingdom
05:25With a really fantastic castle
05:29And the most beautiful princess in the whole universe
05:35Princess Piggy
05:37Quiet!
05:39Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
05:42I'm all out of chocolates
05:44What will I do?
05:49You're right, Nanny
05:51No, I whistled
05:54I want some more chocolates
05:56And some bonbons
05:58An ice cream sundae
05:59Some bubblegum
06:00And a double cheeseburger with fries
06:04Talk about pigging out
06:06Listen, there will be no wisecracks during my story
06:10Anyhow, the royal palace was not without its royal problems
06:17Oh dear, how dreadful
06:20The dragon is back
06:22Is he a man-eater?
06:24No, it's much worse than that
06:26He's a dancer
06:27And every time he dances
06:29The castle starts to work
06:30Gee, maybe he's a freak dancer
06:34Got it?
06:35There will be no jokes in my story either, Fozzie
06:38Especially bad ones
06:40Sorry
06:41It's okay
06:42And so, Princess Piggy put out the word
06:46That whomever defeateth the dragon
06:48Shall win her hand in Marriott
06:50Ouch, I hurt my thumb
06:52So, in response to Princess Piggy's royal challenge
06:57Came the bravest knights in the kingdom
07:00Sir Kermit, Sir Fozzie, and Sir Gonzo
07:05Ta-da!
07:06Ow!
07:07Ah, never fear, Princess Piggy
07:09I shall slay the dragon for you
07:12But, Sir Fozzie, you have no sword
07:15I-I don't?
07:17Oh, brother
07:18Gee, I know I have one here somewhere
07:21Oh, Piggy, is that Fozzie's sword?
07:24Shh!
07:24But he hasn't got a chance
07:26I know
07:26I guess I'll have to battle the dragon without a sword
07:30I know
07:31I use my feather
07:32Are you crazy, Fozzie?
07:35You can't stop a dragon with a feather
07:38Oh, I know that
07:40All I have to do is write a couple of killer jokes
07:44And when he's doubled over with laughter
07:46Waka, waka, waka
07:47I hope
07:51Good luck, Sir Fozzie
07:55Here we go
07:56You'll love this
07:58Knock, knock
07:59Um, Fozzie
08:00Can I talk to you for a minute?
08:02Uh-huh
08:02Dragons can't talk
08:05Oh
08:06Better try it again
08:08Oh, okay
08:10This one will kill you
08:11What did the big dragon say to the mouse?
08:14Give up?
08:15Nothing!
08:16Dragons can't talk!
08:18Pretty funny, huh?
08:26Gee, what a lousy sense of humor
08:30Oh, poor Sir Fozzie
08:33Next!
08:35Oh boy, my turn
08:37Get ready to kiss me hello, Princess Piggy
08:41And kiss that dragon goodbye
08:43Good luck, Gonzo
08:44Gee, he's got a lot of guts for a little blue weirdo
08:49Okay, Buster
08:51I throw down my gauntlet
08:53And I challenge you to a duel
08:56And I shall smite you with my saber
09:01And say unto you
09:04Had enough?
09:08That must have been enough
09:10Uh, don't worry, Gonzo
09:12I'll have you to the body shop in no time
09:15Oh, Sir Kermit
09:17Please, please don't fight the dragon
09:19He'll make frog meat out of you
09:22Fear not fear, Princess
09:24Um, I mean, um
09:26Fear not fear, Princess
09:28I shall not fight the dragon
09:31What?
09:32You know what they say
09:33If you can't beat him, dance with him
09:40How romantic
09:42Let's party!
09:47Ah, Bergy, Bergy
09:49I'm the verbats
09:56Why, yes, Officer Carruthers
09:59Oh no, it's Officer Carruthers
10:02He's gonna bring the whole police force over here and arrest us
10:06Quick, turn on the lights
10:10We've got to escape before they find us
10:15Shh, they could be anywhere
10:18They've spotted us
10:20One for us
10:21One for us
10:22This way
10:34Oh no, it's worse than I thought
10:37Muppet Babies will return after these messages
10:42Muppet Babies
10:48Why are the lights out?
10:49Well, we didn't want the police to catch
10:51I mean, we didn't want to waste electricity
10:54Officer Carruthers called again
10:56He did?
10:58Mm-hmm
10:58And you know what he said?
11:00What?
11:01He said that you woke him up again
11:03We did?
11:04It wasn't my fault, Nanny
11:35I don't want to go to jail
11:37Camera
11:37No, not that
11:38This
11:40You're going to hit him with the piano?
11:42No, music
11:43We'll sing him a lullaby
11:51Kid, I'm going to tell you about the latest craze
11:54I ain't seen nothing like it since my puppy days
11:57All the boys and girls are used to scream and cry
12:00I just can't wait to get the little Levi
12:02Mama reaches down to get a goodnight kiss
12:06Well, what's too late?
12:08Oh, no
12:08I'm not too late
12:09Steep rocking
12:10Rocking the night away
12:12Steep rocking
12:13Rocking the day
12:14We are
12:15Steep rocking
12:16Gonna find a young man
12:17Yeah
12:20All you got to do is start to slip off your shoes
12:23And then you brush your teeth
12:24And say you're afraid
12:25And leave your kids behind you
12:27Oh, how?
12:30Steep rocking
12:31Rocking the night away
12:38Dreaming and rhythm can't be so much fun
12:41Watch it, the pillow roll
12:43Just be that
12:44Listen to the music playing in your head
12:47Let the bedrock be in
12:48I'm the dead of your bed
12:49Just try a lot
12:51And I know you'll see
12:52Everybody stay from USA
13:13What on earth have you been doing?
13:16Sleep rock
13:16Sleep rock
13:19Why, nothing, Danny
13:22Officer Carruthers called again
13:24He did?
13:25And he didn't sound very happy
13:26He didn't?
13:28He said to tell you kids that he's not calling anymore
13:31He's not?
13:32He said if you wake him up again
13:35He'll just come over here and speak with you personally
13:37Personally?
13:39Oh, no
13:40So please try to be quiet
13:42Okay?
13:43Okay
13:44That's better
13:46I know
13:48There's only one thing that will keep animal quiet
13:51Television
13:53This is Clyde Crumpet with the morning news
13:57Yesterday's South American earthquake
13:59Earth crump
14:00Earth crump
14:03The channel changed the channel
14:05Earth crump
14:07Earth crump
14:09Congratulations
14:10You've just won a trip to New York City
14:14Look, another channel
14:19Oh, boy
14:21This is my favorite
14:22Look
14:23Up in the close
14:24It's a duck
14:26It's a blimp
14:27No
14:27It's Super Gonzo
14:31Gonzo?
14:32Gonzo
14:32Come back
14:33Super Gonzo
14:36Huh?
14:38Welcome to Muppetropolis
14:40I'm Cluck Kent
14:42Ace reporter for the world's biggest newspaper
15:00As you might have noticed
15:02I've also got
15:03A secret identity
15:07Yoo-hoo
15:09Cluck
15:10Who's that elevator?
15:13That's Piggy Lane
15:15My co-reporter at the Daily Muppet
15:18Boy, am I wild about her
15:20But I try not to show it
15:22Oh, Cluck
15:24I think I'm in love
15:28Oh, me too, Miss Lane
15:30I've been wanting to kill you for months
15:32Yuck
15:33Not you, Cluck
15:35Him
15:37Super Gonzo
15:39If I could only tell her
15:41But I can't
15:49Look, the elevator's found
15:51What will we do?
15:53Don't worry, Miss Lane
15:54I'll go up and see if I can put the brakes on
15:59Uh, would you mind giving me a boost?
16:02Hmm, okay
16:06Thanks
16:07Thanks
16:07This is a job for
16:12Super Gonzo
16:23Super Gonzo
16:26Super Gonzo
16:27Oh, oh
16:28Super Gonzo
16:32My hero
16:34Miss Lane, wait
16:36I gotta stop the elevator
16:37Take it easy
16:41Oh, Super Gonzo
16:43You saved me
16:45Super Gonzo
16:48Ah, excuse me, Miss Lane
16:50But I've gotta be going
16:54Oh, Super Gonzo
16:56Wait
16:56Oh, dear
16:58I forgot about Cluck
16:59Yo, Clucky
17:00Where are you?
17:02What happened, Miss Lane?
17:03While you were up there playing with the elevator
17:06Super Gonzo
17:08Made a special trip
17:11To save little Omar
17:13I couldn't stand it any longer
17:16I had to tell her
17:18Miss Lane
17:19There's something I gotta tell you
17:24Boring
17:26Boring
17:27Animals
17:28No
17:30Come back
17:36New story
17:40Hey, cut that out
17:42You can't barge in on my super story
17:45Isn't that right, Miss Lane?
17:47Piggy
17:47Hey
17:48Help
17:52Help
17:53Help
17:53Super Gonzo
17:54Help
17:54Help
17:55Let me go
17:56You animal
17:57Excuse me
17:59I need to use this telephone booth
18:02It's an emergency
18:03Hold your cape on
18:05I'm telling jokes to my agent
18:06Ready for this one, Bernie?
18:09What do you get when you cross a blueberry with a pancake?
18:14Ready?
18:15Blueberry pancakes!
18:18How'd you know?
18:22Well, I thought it was funny
18:25Help
18:26Super Gonzo
18:27Help
18:29This is a job for
18:32Super Gonzo
18:40Help
18:41Look
18:41Up there
18:42It's a plane
18:44No
18:44It's a chicken
18:45No, it's just a telephone booth
18:49Someone save me
18:50Hang on, Miss Lane
18:52I'll save you
18:58Hello
18:59Uh, this is the operator
19:00Please deposit 25 cents for the first 3 minutes
19:03Or 50 miles
19:04Whichever comes first
19:05Uh, gee
19:05I don't have 25 cents
19:07Oh, I'm sorry
19:08This flight will have to be disconnected
19:15Sheesh
19:17Next time I better carry more change
19:20Help
19:21Let me go
19:22Let me go
19:23Have no fear, Miss Lane
19:26Super Gonzo will save you
19:44I'm so sorry
19:45Super Gonzo
19:46Look
19:47Oh, no
19:48The only thing I'm powerless against
19:51Green Crypto socks
19:53Yeah
19:55Green socks
19:57Green socks
19:58Green socks
20:01Green socks
20:02Green socks
20:03Green
20:04Green socks
20:05Green socks
20:10Officer Carruthers called again
20:11Uh-oh, I knew that wasn't my agent on the phone
20:15He's gonna come over and handcuff us
20:17And take us away to the station
20:19Or the dog, Poon
20:21No, no, no
20:22He called to say that he's leaving for work now
20:25So you can make all the noise you want
20:27Isn't that wonderful?
20:29Okay, you ready, Ralph?
20:31I'm ready
20:31You ready?
20:32I'm ready when Scooter's ready
20:35I'm ready
20:36What are we waiting for?
20:38Okay, gang, let's do it
20:50Come out, come out, wherever you are
20:53Next, the Muppet Babies are having an extra special visitor
20:57Oh, lucky
20:59He's adorable
21:02Oh, yeah
21:03So don't go away
21:06Muppet Babies will return after these messages
21:09Return after these messages
21:11The Muppet Babies
21:13Yeah!
21:27Hey!
21:39The Muppet Babies
21:43The Muppet Babies
21:57The Muppet Babies
21:59Oh, yeah
21:59The Muppet Babies
22:00Huh?
22:01No
22:03No
22:04No
22:05I'm Hopefully
22:05Bye
22:06Bye
22:06Bye
22:06Bye
22:06Bye
22:07Bye
22:08Bye
22:08Bye
22:08Bye
22:09Bye
22:09Bye
22:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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