00:02Muppet Babies
00:03We make our dreams come true
00:08Muppet Babies
00:09We'll do the same for you
00:11When your room looks kinda weird
00:15And you wish that you weren't there
00:17Just close your eyes and make believe
00:20And you can be anywhere
00:23I like giving you
00:25I like robots
00:26I love great jokes
00:28I'm a mobile
00:29I've got my computer
00:30I play the piano
00:33And I put blue hair
00:37Is everything all right in here?
00:39Yes, honey.
00:41My baby's in my dreams come true.
00:47My baby's in your dreams come true.
00:52My baby's in my dreams come true.
01:07Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and get your tickets for the greatest show on the block.
01:14How much for, uh, one ticket?
01:17What do you got?
01:18How about a baseball card?
01:21It's a deal.
01:25One, please.
01:27I'll have one, too.
01:29One, too.
01:31All I have is my favorite record, Gonzo.
01:36And I'd hate to lose it.
01:39Catch my drift?
01:41Oh, sure, Piggy.
01:43I couldn't possibly take your favorite record.
01:46You can come in for free.
01:49Why, thank you, Gonzo.
01:50That is, uh, if you'll sit next to me.
01:54Hmm.
01:55Here, take it.
01:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow.
02:01She gave me her favorite record.
02:04It must be love.
02:06Yay!
02:07Yay!
02:09Yay!
02:11Thank you, thank you.
02:13And welcome to Ding-A-Ling Brothers Circus.
02:16Yay!
02:17Yay!
02:19Yay!
02:19Yay!
02:20Woo-hoo!
02:20Woo-hoo!
02:21Hit it, Ralph.
02:25And now, to tickle your funny bone, Fuzzy the Clown.
02:29Yay!
02:30Hey, thank you.
02:32Have I got a great joke for you.
02:34Why did the elephant sit on his trainer?
02:38Give up?
02:39Because he didn't see him.
02:41Oh, that one flattens me.
02:44Waka, waka, waka.
02:45Yay!
02:47Hey!
02:48Here I am, Gonzo-Rilly, the Flying Blue Cannonball.
02:53Shush, you're not on yet.
02:56And now, ladies and gentlemen, I, Kermit the Fearless, will enter the lion's cage.
03:03Woo!
03:05Woo!
03:07Woo!
03:09Woo!
03:11Woo!
03:13Woo!
03:13Woo!
03:14Woo!
03:15Woo!
03:16Woo!
03:19Woo!
03:21Woo!
03:22Woo!
03:26Woo!
03:26Woo!
03:27Woo!
03:29Woo!
03:30Woo!
03:32Woo!
03:34Woo!
03:36Woo!
03:37Woo!
03:38Woo!
03:39Woo!
03:39Woo!
03:40Woo!
03:42Woo!
03:44Woo!
03:45Woo!
03:46Woo!
03:46Woo!
03:50Gee, I guess that's it for the circus game.
03:54Boy, we better clean up this mess.
04:00Camilla?
04:05Camilla?
04:08Are you listening, Camilla?
04:11Oh, I guess not.
04:15Hermit?
04:15Yeah, Godzilla.
04:17Have you seen my baby chicken, Camilla?
04:20Uh, gee, I don't think so, Godzilla.
04:27Piggy, have you seen Camilla?
04:29Nope.
04:33Haven't anyone seen my Camilla?
04:36Hi, kids.
04:37Hi, Hermit.
04:38Lunch will be ready in a little bit.
04:40I hope you all like chicken salad.
04:43Did you hear that?
04:45Chicken salad?
04:47Nanny made Camilla into lunch.
04:49Don't be silly, Gonzo.
04:51Camilla is a stuffed chicken.
04:54So, maybe she's making stuffed chicken salad.
04:57What's the matter, Gonzo?
04:58I can't find my baby chicken, Camilla.
05:03Well, just keep looking.
05:05I'm sure she's somewhere.
05:07But I already looked there, Nanny.
05:09Don't worry, Gonzo.
05:11We'll help you find Camilla.
05:13Yeah, and I know just how to do it.
05:16We'll make a computer drawing of her just like the police do.
05:19Uh, come on.
05:23Okay, Gonzo.
05:24Describe Camilla for me.
05:26Camilla?
05:27Oh, that's easy.
05:28She's tall, blonde hair, blue eyes.
05:33Camilla's fatter and uglier with a thing on her head.
05:41Mm-hmm, that's her.
05:43No way!
05:44That's not a chicken.
05:46Any great comedian knows what a chicken looks like.
05:49It's got feathers and a beak and crosses the road to get to the other side.
05:55That's her, Camilla.
05:57I'll print out a copy.
05:59So, now that we've got a drawing of Camilla, how do we find her?
06:04Leave that to me.
06:09Inspector Gonzo of the CIA.
06:13What's that?
06:14The Chicken Investigation Agency.
06:18When did you last see this chick?
06:21Well, uh, yesterday.
06:23What was she wearing?
06:25Feathers.
06:26Oh, thanks.
06:32Say, do you know what happened to my chicken?
06:36Don't try to put anything over on me.
06:38I've got a nose for clothes.
06:42That's great.
06:43I've got an ear for music.
06:45We ought to play sometime.
06:49What do you know about this chicken?
06:53Tastes good.
06:55Oh, brother.
06:57Hey, I'll help you look for Camilla Gonzo.
07:00No, thanks.
07:01You probably took her and are trying to cover up.
07:04Huh?
07:04As far as I'm concerned, you're all suspects.
07:09Come on, Gonzo.
07:11Who are your friends?
07:12A detective can't afford to trust anybody.
07:16Even Piggy could be the crook.
07:18Ah!
07:18What?
07:20Kermit, are you going to let the salami-beaked weirdo talk to blah like that?
07:27What?
07:28Oh, um, no, of course not.
07:31Come on, Gonzo.
07:32You're getting everybody upset.
07:34Now apologize to Piggy.
07:36Okay.
07:39Gee, I'm sorry, Piggy.
07:40I didn't mean to call you a crook.
07:43Please forgive me for ever doubting you.
07:45What are you doing?
07:48Me?
07:48Oh, just taking little prints of your beautiful fingertips.
07:53Why, you...
07:55No, wait, no, oh, wait.
07:58Oh, please, Piggy, don't take them.
08:00Please be gentle with me.
08:07Lesson number one.
08:09Never fingerprint a pig who knows karate.
08:13I think Gonzo's in one of his weird moods.
08:16Seems pretty normal to me.
08:19Well, let's go play with our toys
08:22till his mind comes back from outer space.
08:32Hey!
08:33Who turned out the lights?
08:35Oh, it's Gonzo.
08:37He's still playing detective.
08:39Let's just ignore him.
08:40That won't be hard.
08:42I've been ignoring Gonzo since I met him.
08:45All right, Fuzzy.
08:46What did you do with her?
08:48Do with who?
08:49What's the matter?
08:50Lost your memory?
08:52Gee, I don't remember losing my memory.
08:55Maybe that's because I lost it.
08:58No.
08:58If I lost my memory, I would have looked for it.
09:01Unless I forgot I lost it.
09:03Oh, no.
09:04I can't remember anything.
09:06Isn't it true that you took Camilla
09:09because you ran out of chicken jokes?
09:11Gee, maybe I did take her.
09:13Maybe I'm a criminal and I don't even know it.
09:16I didn't mean it.
09:18Don't send me to jail.
09:19I'll confess.
09:20I'll confess.
09:21I knew I was a great comedian
09:23but I had to go to a big city
09:25to prove it to the world.
09:27My only problem?
09:28I needed a rubber chicken.
09:30Every good comedian has one
09:32but all I could find was a stuffed one.
09:35Oh, well.
09:35It would have to do.
09:37And so I left all my good buddies
09:40and went to the big city
09:42determined to become funny and famous.
09:56Oh, well.
09:58But don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
10:02Bear, telling our cars,
10:04be on the lookout for a stupid-looking bear
10:06accompanied by a stuffed chicken named Camilla.
10:09Bear, he is armed with bad jokes
10:11and should be considered dangerous.
10:15Oh, it's the egg team.
10:19Quick, we got to get out of here.
10:24Oh, no, Camilla.
10:26We're caught.
10:29Take it.
10:30Right, this way.
10:32Ever heard of the Captain Kangarooster show?
10:37Are you kidding?
10:38Captain Kangarooster tells the best chicken jokes
10:41in the whole world.
10:42He's my favorite.
10:44The captain's sick today,
10:45and we don't have anyone to replace him.
10:49I was wondering if maybe you could.
10:51I can't believe it.
10:53I'm going to host the Captain Kangarooster show.
10:56Actually, I was thinking of your chicken.
11:03And now, boys and girls,
11:05substituting for Captain Kangarooster,
11:09Camilla the Chicken!
11:20Hey, I'm a better comedian than her.
11:23If you think that's funny,
11:25wait till you hear this joke.
11:27What time do chickens go to sleep?
11:30Give up?
11:30Seven o'clock.
11:32Get it?
11:33Clock.
11:34Clock, clock, clock.
11:38Watch it.
11:39Hey, I didn't mean to offend you.
11:41Ouch.
11:42Tell me now.
11:47Um, what did the bear say to the chicken?
11:50Give up?
11:52Uh, uh, uh, uh,
11:53Grab your egg and let's beat it.
12:00I'm going to arrest.
12:01Drop your jokes and come out with your hands up.
12:04I surrender.
12:06I surrender.
12:13Let me out.
12:14I promise I'll never steal another chicken again.
12:18Are you kidding?
12:20Clock, you aren't in here for chicken napping.
12:22You're doing 50 years
12:23killing bad jokes.
12:27Oh, no.
12:28Come in!
12:30Please, let me out.
12:32I don't want to be in jail.
12:35Um, you're not in jail, Fuzzy.
12:37I'm not?
12:39No, and you obviously didn't take Camilla either.
12:43How do you know?
12:44Because you're not the criminal type.
12:46Gee, what type am I?
12:49The airhead type.
12:50Why didn't I think of that?
12:52If Fuzzy didn't steal Camilla,
12:55he must be covering up for someone who did.
12:58Like his best buddy, Kermit.
13:01Gonzo, it's me, Kermit.
13:03I'm your best buddy, too, you know.
13:05You are?
13:06Uh-huh.
13:08I'm sorry, Kermit.
13:10I didn't mean to accuse you.
13:12Ever since Camilla disappeared,
13:15I haven't been myself.
13:17Maybe nobody took her.
13:19Maybe she ran away.
13:21Gee, Gonzo,
13:23it must be awful losing something you really love.
13:27We know how you feel, Gonzo.
13:29Oh, you don't know how I feel.
13:32You wanna know how I feel?
13:34I'll tell ya.
13:35Hit it, Rolf.
13:38You just don't know what it's like.
13:42And the bottom drops out of your life.
13:46When your reason to be disappears suddenly
13:51And your melody loses its song
13:59Camilla, Camilla
14:09Camilla
14:13Our walks in the park
14:15Our talks in the dark
14:18Are just faded memories
14:21Our times all alone
14:24Are the best I've ever known
14:27Now they're gone
14:28Now they're gone
14:35Camilla
14:36Camilla, he needs you
14:38Each day and night
14:40To make things go right
14:42And if you don't come back to him
14:44He'll never be the same
14:49And now what am I supposed to do?
14:52Camilla
14:53When my every breath was for you
14:56No more when each day was a song
15:00With you singing along
15:01Camilla
15:08Camilla
15:13Ah, don't worry, Gonzo
15:16I'm sure Camilla will turn up somewhere
15:18Hey, what's this?
15:22Ah, it's just a chicken feather
15:25Oh, a chicken feather
15:28Oh, no
15:29They're pulling her stuffing out
15:32To make her talk
15:33Jeepers, Gonzo
15:34Camilla can't talk
15:36Besides, if she could
15:37Who'd care what she had to say?
15:39A spy
15:41A spy?
15:42Yeah
15:43What made you think it was a spy?
15:46Because I saw it all in a movie
15:56In case you're curious
15:58That handsome blue dude
15:59In the tuxedo
16:00Is me
16:01Double O Gonzo
16:02Internationally famous super spy
16:07Sounds like my secret shoe phone
16:13Hello?
16:15Hello?
16:15Good morning, Double O Gonzo
16:17A devious foreign spy
16:19Has stolen the president's socks
16:21And put them on Camilla the chicken
16:23Your job is to find Camilla
16:25And return the president's socks
16:27And hurry
16:28His feet are getting cold
16:30You can count on me
16:32This phone message will self-destruct
16:35In five seconds
16:36Self-destruct?
16:38Oh, no
16:39I gotta get
16:40I gotta get
16:41Lucky for me
16:46Internationally famous super spies
16:49Have tough feet
16:59Following standard procedure
17:01I headed for headquarters
17:03To pick up the latest in super spy gadgets
17:08There I met Professor Bunsen
17:11And his assistant
17:12Beaker
17:13Welcome, Double O
17:15This way, please
17:22Well, here it is, Double O
17:25Your new spy vehicle
17:26A laser-powered, computerized, five-speed turbo trike
17:32It has every extra a super spy could need
17:36Beaker will demonstrate
17:47It has stereo headphones
17:50So you can listen to music while chasing spies
17:56There is also an ejection seat
18:04That's great!
18:06What are all these buttons?
18:07This one's for jumping to light speed
18:10And this one activates the infrared chicken detector
18:17There's one more thing I think I should tie in
18:20Whatever you do, don't press this button
18:23Why not?
18:24I don't know
18:25You're imagining this story, not me
18:28Thanks, Professor
18:29Wish me luck
18:31Good luck
18:41After flying my turbo trike around the world
18:45I arrived in Tokyo, Japan
18:47My infrared chicken detector picked up the trail
18:51Aha!
18:53There's a stuffed chicken down there somewhere
18:55And I, Double O Gonzo, am going to find it
19:04Ah, us international super spies
19:08Never enter through the front door
19:11That's when I saw her
19:13The most beautiful spy in the world
19:18Octopiggy
19:19The words tripped off my tongue as I tried to speak
19:23Ah, hello there
19:30I am a gorgeous female spy
19:33Who are you?
19:35Double O Gonzo, super spy
19:37I'm looking for a stuffed chicken wearing the president's socks
19:41Have you seen it?
19:43What?
19:44Um, why, no, I haven't
19:47Are you hiding something behind your back?
19:50Of course not
19:51Using my special spy techniques
19:54I attempted to discover what it was she was hiding
19:57I had to use my best stuff
20:00The old whistle fake
20:03Then I made my move
20:07Aha!
20:08I knew it
20:09Yes, it's true
20:10I stole the chicken and the president's socks
20:14But why?
20:15Simple
20:16I'm going to hang them over the fireplace at Christmas time
20:20Santa sure did you put something better in the president's stockings than in mine
20:25Quick, grab him so I can escape
20:29You'll never catch me, devil O Gonzo
20:39Hey, come back with my laser-powered computerized five-speed turbo truck
20:44Ha-ha!
20:45It's a good thing I'm wearing my laser-powered computerized five-speed turbo tuxedo
20:54Double O Gonzo will never catch me now
20:56She was getting away
20:58I had to use my tuxedo turbo booster
21:03Oh boy!
21:11I gotta hand it to Professor Bunsen
21:14He knows just where to leave super-spy equipment
21:18Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
21:22You can't fool me
21:24You stole that move from James Bond
21:27And I stole this move from Michael Jackson
21:41Give me back my chicken
21:43You took it, you foreign spy, you!
21:49Gonzo, what's gotten into you?
21:52Well, she took my baby chicken
21:55She wanted to get Camilla out of the way
21:57So she could have me all to herself
21:59Peggy wouldn't lie, Gonzo
22:02If she said she didn't take it, she didn't take it
22:05Oh, yeah?
22:07Well, I'm not giving up till I find out who did
22:14I'll search the world until I get my Camilla back
22:18Nothing will stand between me and my baby chick
22:22Nothing!
22:25Gonzo
22:26What's that?
22:28That? That's Camilla, my baby chick
22:31But that's not important
22:33What is important is finding my Camilla
22:38Yeah, what was she doing in your clothes drawer?
22:41Double-O Gonzo
22:43Uh, oh yeah, I remember
22:46I put her there so I wouldn't lose her
22:49I think you left your brains in the drawer too, Gonzo
22:53Don't you think you owe us an apology?
22:56For what?
22:57For accusing us of stealing your chicken
22:59Yeah, you were the bad guy all along, Gonzo
23:03That's it
23:04That's it
23:05If you guys weren't the spies who stole my baby chick
23:08That leaves only one possible person
23:11Me
23:15Oh, no
23:16I must be a double agent
23:18I got you, you no good spy
23:23You'll never take me alive
23:25Oh, don't worry about Gonzo
23:27She'll be okay by next week
23:29I hope
23:37The Muppet Babies are back again Saturday morning at 6
23:40But don't go away
23:41Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are next on the Disney Channel
23:44Down, Down, Down, Down
23:47Bye-bye
24:14Oh, bye-bye.
24:15Wow.
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