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00:03We make our dreams come true
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00:09We'll do the same for you
00:12When your room looks kinda weird
00:14And you wish that you weren't there
00:17Just close your eyes and misbelieve
00:20And you can be anywhere
00:22I like it
00:24I like my dogs
00:26I love grape jokes
00:27I'm a mobile
00:28I've got my computer
00:30I play the piano
00:33And I put blue hair
00:34Me, me, me, me
00:37Is everything all right in here?
00:39Yes, Mommy
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00:43Give your dreams come true
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01:28Dr. Gonzo! Calling Dr. Gonzo! Please come to the emergency room.
01:34I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:41What's the matter with the patient?
01:44He told a bad joke and someone hit him with a tomato.
01:49I can't hear his heartbeat. That's easy to fix.
01:58Oh dear! After we're done with Fozzie, those tonsils will have to come out, Dr. Gonzo.
02:04I think you need a transfusion.
02:06All we have is orange juice.
02:08I'll take it.
02:14Nurse Piggy, check the patient's reflexes.
02:17Yes, Doctor.
02:22Just as I thought. This is very serious.
02:25It is? What's wrong with him, Doctor?
02:29I'm afraid he's got... bad joke, I guess.
02:34What?
02:36Yep. Fozzie's been telling so many bad jokes, he's broken out in tomatoes.
02:42We'll have to remove his funny bone and give him a funnier one.
02:46No, please. I don't want to be operated on.
02:49Quick! We need anesthetic!
02:52And a who?
02:53It's not a person, Ralph. It's what you use to make a patient go to sleep.
02:58Oh! A lullaby!
03:00Rock-a-bye Fozzie on the tabletop.
03:04When we operate, the bad jokes will stop.
03:09My medical gloves, please.
03:16Golf tee!
03:17Golf tee?
03:18Golf ball!
03:19Golf ball!
03:21Golf ball?
03:21Nine iron!
03:22Nine iron!
03:25Four!
03:26Stop!
03:27Gonzo, what on earth are you doing?
03:30I'm playing pee-wee golf. What do you think?
03:32That's what us kid doctors do on our day off.
03:36Gonzo, get down from there this minute.
03:40Don't worry, Fozzie. I'll fix you up as good as new.
03:45What? No, no thanks. I think Gonzo already cured me. Really.
03:51Gee, I wonder if he really is better.
03:54Let's find out.
03:55Tell a joke, Fozzie.
03:56Okay, how about a knock-knock joke? Knock-knock? Who's there? Ha-ha. Ha-ha who?
04:04See, you laugh. I'm cured. Waka-waka-waka!
04:16If you ask me, Fozzie's worse than ever, Doc.
04:20Must be a relapse. Comedians are terrible patients.
04:24When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur doctor.
04:28But dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.
04:31I know! That way I'll have a lot more time for pee-wee golf.
04:39Four!
04:43Five!
04:46Dinosaur doctor!
04:48Heh!
04:49I'm going to be a movie star.
04:52And I'm going to be a rock star.
04:58When I grow up, I'm going to be an Olympic champion!
05:04See?
05:05Oh, yeah? Well, I'm going to be an astronaut and go to Mars.
05:09Me be Martian!
05:14I'm going to be a comedian and people will pay me to tell my jokes.
05:18They'll probably pay even more not to tell them.
05:21What do you want to be when you grow up, Kermie?
05:25Well, gee, I don't know, Piggy.
05:27I was thinking maybe of creating video games.
05:30But I'd rather play them.
05:33Say!
05:34Maybe I could be a baseball player.
05:36I am pretty good at catching flies.
05:40Oops!
05:41Sorry!
05:42It does sound kind of gross, doesn't it?
05:44Aren't she?
05:45I don't know what I want to be.
05:48Hi, kids!
05:49What you doing?
05:50We were just talking about what we want to be when we grow up.
05:54Kermit!
05:54What's the matter?
05:55He can't decide what he wants to be, Nanny.
05:59Oh, don't worry, Kermit.
06:01Lots of children and even grown-ups have that problem.
06:04They do?
06:05But if the others know what they want to be, I should know what I want to be.
06:11Gosh, maybe there's something wrong with me, Nanny.
06:14Kermit, there's nothing wrong with you, really.
06:17When I was your age, I was thinking about the future just like you.
06:22Here, kids.
06:23Look at the pictures in this book and see if you can help Kermit decide what he wants to be.
06:29Good idea, Nanny.
06:31I'll be back in a little bit to see how you're doing.
06:34Wow!
06:35Neat pictures.
06:37Hey, look, Kermit.
06:38That's the job for you.
06:40You'd make a great fireman.
06:42I would?
06:43Sure.
06:44Just imagine being in the fire station when all of a sudden the alarm goes off.
06:50Uh-oh.
06:51That sounds like an emergency.
06:59You'd think Fozzie could at least imagine the right size clothes.
07:03Go on, Kermit.
07:05You first.
07:06Are you sure it's safe?
07:07Sure, I'm sure.
07:09I'm in control of this story, you know.
07:11Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
07:13Yay!
07:15Say, that was kind of fun.
07:17Look out below!
07:21Kermit?
07:22Where are you?
07:23Lesson number one.
07:25Never stand at the bottom of a fireman's pole.
07:34Hey, Fozzie!
07:35How do we know where the fire is?
07:37Fire?
07:38I thought we were going to get a kitty cat off a roof!
07:41Woo!
07:43Woo!
07:43Woo!
07:46Woo!
07:46Woo!
07:46This looks like the place.
07:49Take the hose, Kermit.
07:51I'll wait here and turn on the water.
07:53Woo!
07:56Woo!
07:58Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:04Woo!
08:05Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:07Woo!
08:07Hold on to the fire hose
08:09If you're smaller than another bird
08:14Fire man
08:19Animal
08:19Cut that out
08:21You're getting everything wet
08:25Maybe you're not cut out to be a fireman, Kermit
08:28Now that's what you ought to be
08:31What is it, Kanjil?
08:33A professional bowler
08:35Huh?
08:35Imagine rolling a ball across the floor
08:40And getting paid for it
08:42Let me give you a little demonstration
08:48I call this my wrecking ball
09:06Gee, a ball's pretty good for a little blue weirdo
09:09Your turn, Kermit
09:24Oh, tough luck, pal
09:26My turn
09:29I call this my round-the-world ball
09:51Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop
10:00Whoop, whoop, whoop
10:02Strike
10:03Strike
10:03Why do I get the feeling Gonzo bends the rules a little bit?
10:07Your turn, Kermit
10:18Wild ball, run for your life
10:29Strike
10:30Strike
10:33Gee, thanks, Gonzo
10:35But I think I'll pass on being a bowler
10:38What's the matter, Kermit?
10:40Didn't it strike you as a good idea?
10:44Get it?
10:45Bowling strike?
10:46Funny, right?
10:47Why?
10:48I knew that
10:49I give up
10:51I'll never decide what I want to be
10:54Oh, don't cry, Kermit
10:56I know
10:57Maybe you can be a movie star when you grow up
11:01Like moi
11:02Gee, you think I could, Piggy?
11:05Sure
11:05I can see it now
11:14Ladies and gentlemen
11:16Here they come now
11:18The two brightest stars of Hollywood
11:24Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
11:27What?
11:28Sorry
11:29Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog
11:32That's better
11:33Yoo-hoo, Tom, darling
11:35It's me, Piggy
11:38Piggy
11:39I love you
11:40Let's have lunch
11:42He's so cute
11:46What a hunk
11:47Guys
11:48I wonder if there are any movie stars around here that I know
11:51Uh, hello there
11:55I guess she doesn't remember me
11:57And now the fabulous Miss Piggy will honor us by writing her name in wet cement alongside the greatest stars
12:05of Hollywood
12:10Mustn't forget my nose print
12:15Thank you, thank you
12:18Um, Piggy?
12:20Mm-hmm
12:20Yes, comey, darling
12:21You got to swim in on your nose
12:28Look what you've done
12:29You ruined my nose print
12:31Gee, uh, I was only trying to help
12:34Miss Piggy, Yoo-hoo
12:36Can I have your autograph?
12:37Me too, over here
12:38If you want to be a movie star, Kermit
12:41You'll have to learn to sign lots and lots of autographs
12:51Thanks, Miss Piggy
12:52Can I have one, too?
12:53Signing autographs doesn't look too hard
12:56Sign this, please
12:57Sure
12:58Anything for one of my fans
13:00Gosh, that was easy
13:02Maybe I can be a movie star after all
13:05That's a $50 fine for parking in the red zone, pal
13:09Huh?
13:10That's not my car
13:11I'm not even old enough to drive
13:14I only learned to hop last year
13:19Thanks for the story, Piggy
13:21But I don't think show business is for me
13:24But, Kermie, we could star in movies together
13:27Like Frog Busters
13:29Or Raiders of the Lost Pig
13:32I don't think so, Piggy
13:33Nobody'd come to see me
13:35I'm just a frog
13:37I know what you should be, Kermit
13:40You should be an Olympic champion
13:42Like I'm going to be
13:44You really think so, Skeeter?
13:46Uh-huh
13:48What event do you think I'd be good at?
13:51Well, jumping, silly
13:52You've got great frog's legs
13:56Yeah, they are kind of cute, aren't they?
13:58Just imagine, Kermit
14:00Being at the Olympics
14:02With millions of people watching you
14:05Heep, heep
14:27And winner of the gold battle for individual gymnastics
14:32It's Cedar
14:45Okay, Kermit
14:47Now it's your turn
14:48Oh, boy
14:49I should be good at this
14:51I've got a long line of jumpers in my family
15:04Gee, maybe you'd be better at bicycle racing, Kermit
15:08I sure hope so
15:10I don't know, Skeeter
15:11Something tells me those bigger guys have an advantage
15:14No way!
15:16You've got the advantage, Kermit
15:18Your bike has three wheels
15:20And they only have two
15:22Gee, why didn't I think of that?
15:24On your mark
15:25Get set
15:26Go!
15:36Go, Kermit
15:37You can do it
15:38Bang!
15:39Robert!
15:45Yay, Kermit!
15:46I did it!
15:47I won!
15:48Yay!
15:52Kermit
15:53Now that you're a gold medal winner
15:55We'd like to make you a movie star
15:57But sign this and we'll make you a TV star
16:00But sign this and we'll make you a singing star
16:04But
16:05Just sign this contract and you'll be famous for the rest of your life
16:09Hmm
16:10I guess that's part of being a great athlete
16:13Sign here, please
16:14Sure
16:19And that's a $200 fine for parking in a no-tricycle zone
16:26No parking, no parking
16:31Gee, being an athlete turned out just like being a movie star
16:35And I know I don't want to do that
16:37Gosh, this is awful
16:39There must be something Kermit could be
16:41How about a dog catcher?
16:43But, Ralph, if Kermit was a dog catcher
16:46He'd have to throw you in the dog pound
16:48No, not that kind of dog catcher
16:51A dog catcher
16:52You know, baseball, home plate
16:55Kermit can't be a dog catcher
16:57He's a frog
16:58Yeah, and who ever heard of a frog catcher?
17:01Hmm, it's no use
17:03I'll never decide what I want to be
17:06Well, don't worry, Kermit
17:08One of us will come up with the right answer
17:10Me know
17:11Me know
17:12Animal, you know
17:14What do you think Kermit would want to be?
17:17Ice cream man
17:18Oh boy, the ice cream man
17:31I want a triple scoop of chocolate chip
17:34Triple scoop
17:38Wow, thanks Animal
17:41Say, this is a pretty neat job
17:44I'll have an ice cream sandwich
17:50Sandwich
17:53Hey Animal, you forgot the mustard
17:56Hello, Kermit
17:57May I please have a flavored snow cup?
18:00Why, sure, Piggy
18:03Hey Animal, where's the snow?
18:06Leave that
18:06Leave that
18:12Snow
18:15Animal, stop the fantasy
18:20Ice cream man
18:22Fun
18:24Well, maybe for you
18:26But being an ice cream man gives me the chills
18:29Oh, this is hopeless
18:31I'll probably just be another useless frog
18:35Hey, that's no way to talk, Kermit
18:37You can be anything you want to be
18:40That's right
18:41Listen
18:44Be what you want to be
18:46Do what you want to do
18:50Be what you want to be
18:52It's up to you
18:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
18:56Be a pilot and go for a flight
18:59Take us all to dinner in your jet some night
19:02Oh, be the first farmer in history
19:05To figure out a way to grow an ice cream tree
19:09Yummy!
19:10What about an international spy?
19:12You could be an agent for the FBI
19:15Or you could be a singer at the top of the charts
19:19Of course you hire us to sing the background parts
19:22Wow, wow, wow
19:23You can have the things you want
19:25If you know what you're looking for
19:28Wow, wow, wow
19:29There's a world of possibilities
19:32All you gotta do is open the door
19:35Be what you want to be
19:38Do what you want to do
19:42Be what you want to be
19:45It's up to you
19:46Be a doctor and heal the sick
19:48Or a football star
19:50I can certainly kick
19:51Be a playwright, put us in your place
19:55Or you could be a teacher
19:56Give everyone a
19:58Or a painter
19:59Or ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States
20:03Oh, thank you, thank you
20:05Oh, it's all up to you
20:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
20:13Gee, that was terrific, fellas
20:15Now I know exactly what I want to be when I grow up
20:19You do?
20:20Well, tell us
20:21Come on, tell us
20:22Don't keep us waiting, Kermit
20:24What do you want to be?
20:25A doctor?
20:27A lawyer?
20:28A teacher?
20:29What?
20:30I want to be
20:31A taxi driver
20:33Huh?
20:34Huh?
20:35You want to drive a taxi cab?
20:37Sounds kind of dull to me
20:39And worst of all, you won't be rich
20:42Why don't you think of something else, Kermit?
20:45Sorry, my mind's made up
20:47But driving a taxi is so ordinary
20:50That's what you think
20:53Hop in and I'll take you for a ride
20:56Buckle your seatbelts
20:58Here we go
21:03Well, here we are
21:05All we have to do now is wait for someone who wants to go somewhere
21:09This is boring
21:12Boring, boring
21:13We'll probably be sitting here for hours
21:16Taxi!
21:18I don't think so
21:22Take me to the moon
21:25What?
21:26What?
21:27What?
21:28You got it
21:29Kermit, you can't fly a taxi to the moon
21:33Why not?
21:46I don't believe this
21:48Ten
21:49Nine
21:50Eight
21:51Seven
21:52Six
21:52Five
21:53Four
21:54Three
21:55Two
22:01Wow!
22:03I wonder if Darth Vader goes to work this way
22:12Um, that'll be $250,000 please
22:15Thanks, buddy
22:17Thank you
22:18What?
22:18No tip?
22:19Gee, Kermit
22:20I guess you can make a lot of money driving a taxi
22:23But we'll never find anybody on the moon who needs a ride
22:28Huh?
22:29Oh, please
22:31Huh?
22:33Coming right up
22:36Um, excuse me, sir
22:39But, uh, I thought you were gonna phone home
22:42Line was busy
22:46Gee, Kermit, you were right
22:49Driving a taxi can be a lot of fun
22:51Yeah
22:52And I'm sorry for telling you to choose another job, Kermit
22:56It's okay to be whatever you wanna be
22:58No matter what anybody else thinks of it
23:01I think you're right, Rolf
23:04Hi, kids
23:05Hi, Nanny
23:06Kermit, have you decided what you wanna be when you grow up?
23:10Yeah, I decided to be a taxi driver
23:13Well, that's wonderful, Kermit
23:15Yeah, and I wanna be a taxi driver, too, Nanny
23:18Me, too
23:19Me, three
23:20I wanna be one, too
23:22I do, too
23:23So do I
23:25Taxi
23:26Taxi
23:27I think I'm going your way
23:32Hop in
23:40Join in the fun with Muppet Babies again same time next weekend
23:44And stay tuned for Theodore Tugboat and the Marvellous Madeline
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23:55Go down, down
23:56Up the moody walk
23:58Ooh
24:08Where to?
24:09I arrived
24:12You got it
24:13Bye-bye
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