00:00Okay, I'm Barking Squirrel, and I'm a lazy actor.
00:05I'm Vian, and I'm going to be blinging it with Winston.
00:10I'm Cherry Doom. Something clever about this guy.
00:14Deacon.
00:18I'm BooDug, and I believe in the healing power of DeCrystalSkulls.
00:22A.K.A. I'm Dan Aykroyd.
00:26Oh, God help us all.
00:30A.K.A. Did you remember to record video this time?
00:43Shut up.
00:45Yes, they're both recording.
00:47Do it again.
00:50I forgot once. You can't, no.
00:54You can't say that.
00:57Now, I'm not RockTumbler. I don't do it, like, every five seconds.
01:03Oh, what is this? Containment?
01:05Yeah, containment.
01:06It'd probably help if I could read, huh?
01:10Readings for losers.
01:12Losers and fat people.
01:14Yeah.
01:16I hate containment.
01:19It's easily the worst mode.
01:20I like survival the best.
01:22That's just the most fun.
01:24Just roll in our traps here.
01:31I slime dunk into a completely different trap from the one I wanted.
01:37Like, literally the other side of the map.
01:43Yeah, slime dunk master.
01:46What are you doing, Bean?
01:50Oh, I used the slime to pull him into somebody else's slime.
01:55You ass.
01:57Hey, I helped you get that one.
02:02That was, like, an awesome cross shot, too.
02:05That was all the way across the graveyard.
02:10Okay.
02:10They're bringing some thunder.
02:13Whoop.
02:14Rapper's ready.
02:21I love when you walk up on someone and they just have a ghost just chilling right behind them.
02:25They have no idea.
02:28It's because they're usually focusing on one across the map.
02:34I'm just beating the hell out of this ghost.
02:41I'm sure there's a law against it in, like, California or something.
02:46Yeah, good rules.
02:51Alright, here we go.
02:53Get down here, you son of a bitch.
02:56L2 is your friend.
03:00There we go, there we go.
03:01Oh, no.
03:02Oh, God, what are you doing?
03:04Put him in the goddamn trap.
03:11Doesn't matter whose trap it goes to as long as it goes to a trap.
03:21Oh, that one was quick.
03:23What's this do?
03:25Oh, sweet.
03:25Proton Accelerator.
03:28Switches nice.
03:29I grab...
03:29Oh, God.
03:30Divas.
03:32I'm honestly surprised we're getting all these out-of-range ghosts.
03:39Divas aren't supposed to be in this map.
03:43No, I have no idea how the hell that happened.
03:47Probably the same way Ghost Truck happened.
03:54I still couldn't believe that.
03:55That was the first time I ever saw that.
04:00Of course, there's probably only one person actually gets that reference.
04:03Because only one person watched the video.
04:07Uh...
04:07Exactly.
04:11I'm in trouble.
04:12I hope we never have to face Ghost Truck.
04:14I think he's a total bitch to try to trap.
04:18What the hell are you doing?
04:20Getting the damn trap.
04:22He was almost in it.
04:24Sorry, sorry, Rick.
04:26What are you...
04:26I'm in trouble.
04:27Did that...
04:28Okay, it worked.
04:29Whatever.
04:29I'll take it.
04:30He's in.
04:30Yeah, there you go.
04:32Aim high.
04:34Contact.
04:36Heads up.
04:41Bring it this way.
04:43Woo.
04:43I had to go AFK for a second.
04:47In the middle of a match.
04:49Hey, I still live, too.
04:50So what's that say?
05:05Almost got him.
05:07Come on, go down to the red.
05:09Here we go.
05:10Is this a unique ghost?
05:12He looks weird.
05:14Uh, no, I didn't see an attachment for one.
05:17Yeah, I got knocked out.
05:19Yeah, it would have said something here when I just caught him.
05:21Oh, I'll come and get you guys.
05:24Sorry.
05:26I fucked up again.
05:27All Cherry Doom just ignores you guys.
05:30I'm telling you, she's a damn traitor.
05:32She's working for the enemy.
05:37Go back to California and you can live with ghost lovers.
05:42California, the only state where it's legal to marry a ghost.
05:48People are right, I should talk about that.
05:49I don't have control over who I love.
05:53You ghost of sexual.
05:55Isn't that the same reasoning behind, uh, you know, animal sex?
06:10I am so thoroughly creeped out right now.
06:12Yeah.
06:16Oh, Cherry Doom ranked up.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Still no new costume.
06:31Oh, man.
06:32This one is going to suck.
06:34The natives are restless.
06:36There's so many things to get stuck on.
06:45I'll give you three to one odds.
06:47We lose.
06:48Yeah.
06:49No, we're, we're, we're pretty much fucking this one.
06:50Oh, yeah, we already got crawlers just powering downstairs.
06:54Oh, God, already?
06:56Shit, I see him.
06:57Yeah, I came around the corner and there's like 20 or 30 of them there.
07:04I think, like, a special ghost pops up if he kills somebody of these, uh, graveyard fangs.
07:09I think, yeah, he's one of the most tombstones.
07:14But it's survival, though, so you have to kill them all anyways.
07:18Yeah.
07:20Woo!
07:22Holy shit.
07:23It's 28 days later, zombies.
07:26Oh, there's one more get behind him.
07:27Why can't I have regular zombies?
07:30Get me the fuck out of here!
07:35Holy shit, I just saw, I just saw a zombie doing, like, ninjutsu shit.
07:40Yeah, on my ass!
07:43He's doing, like, a butterfly cartwheel or something.
07:51Hey, keep an eye on her.
07:52She's conspiring against us again.
07:54That's my fault.
07:56I did that.
08:08I don't like it.
08:09It's too quiet.
08:10It's probably a Titan.
08:11Oh, shit.
08:12Yeah, it's a Titan.
08:17Oh, Winston got served.
08:20Yeah.
08:20Yeah.
08:21I pretty much took that one in the face.
08:25Damn it.
08:25So you could say that you took that one on the chin?
08:30Oh, oh, oh.
08:31I hate you so much.
08:34Oh, crap.
08:35There's another one.
08:50Should these things be going down by now?
08:51You gotta grab the thing on their head once they get to red.
08:55What?
08:56I already did.
08:57You gotta yank it.
08:59Yeah, I just, like, slammed him.
09:01Well, you obviously didn't do it right because I just did it to another one and did it.
09:09Okay, is that the Titan wave down?
09:10Yep.
09:11I believe it's a ghost wave now.
09:13Or crawler wave.
09:21Yeah, ghost.
09:28Oh, I hate these guys.
09:29They, like, spit out skulls and crap at you.
09:37Yeah, it's a fucking bitch.
09:40In it, ghost.
09:42That's why you take some pleasure out of beating the crap out of them.
09:46Yay, level two proton stream.
09:50Protein stream, gross.
09:55Well, I gotta find Winston to give him my protein stream.
10:01Do not want.
10:05Hey, let's see how well you guys speak after you get your head caved in with a brick.
10:10I have an excuse, damn it.
10:15Ah, shit.
10:16Flying things.
10:17What the hell are those?
10:19Gargoyles.
10:19Are those gargoyles?
10:20Yep, turn them red and smash them.
10:21Grab them and smash them.
10:26Ow!
10:28Fucking bricks?
10:32Yeah, nobody leaves me when I say in the thread, these guys are a bitch if you let them hit
10:36you.
10:38Yeah, I'm down.
10:40Yeah, I'm trying to find where to.
10:41I got him.
10:42Gosh, I've seen him.
10:44Yeah, you got him.
10:45Oh, denied.
10:48Got him.
10:49Oof.
10:50And I get knocked out.
10:51Got you.
10:53Ouch.
10:54God damn it.
10:55Shit.
10:57Is that going to need to rescue everybody?
10:59Get a fail pile over there.
11:02Just move away.
11:04That corner is cursed.
11:07I say she took a dive on purpose.
11:11Justice clap.
11:13Hey, hey, hey.
11:13Damn, ghost lover.
11:16This one's ready for the trap.
11:18Thank you, Venkman.
11:21That's probably what it is right there.
11:23Curse for me taking Venkman.
11:26I love you, not Life Aquatic.
11:31Venkman wasn't an Aquatic.
11:32That was Bill Murray.
11:33Bill Murray was.
11:36Shut up.
11:42Oh, in case you didn't notice, you lose your ammo when you get knocked down.
11:46By the way, there's about a hundred crawlers coming at us now.
11:50Uh, where?
11:51Everywhere.
11:53I don't see any.
11:54You're blind.
11:55Oh, here we go.
11:58I'm just going to shoot where everybody else is shooting.
12:00That'd be a good idea.
12:04Oh, there they are.
12:10Venkman is the only smart one.
12:12He's got his shield.
12:16I need every advantage I can get.
12:22Oh my god, a lot of these.
12:26Shit.
12:27Aye.
12:28Aye.
12:30Oh my god, they just keep coming.
12:35Ow, ow, ow.
12:36I think this is like wave six or something.
12:38Out of ten.
12:43Why are they all after me?
12:44Go away.
12:46You got the smell of fear.
12:51And donuts.
12:52They like donuts.
12:53And you're all blinged out, too.
12:56Yeah, I suppose that's not a very stealthy choice.
12:57I'm supposed to think.
13:00When the game first came out, there was a bunch of racist people on it, and they just
13:04always go around saying they don't want to be Winston because Winston's a ghost magnet.
13:14Oh.
13:16Ghost.
13:21And Cherry Doom's down.
13:23I got her.
13:29God, get out of the fucking tree.
13:34Damn, I got knocked by somebody or something.
13:37Yeah, I slammed that ghost in the end of my bed.
13:42Footer's no team killing.
13:43God.
13:44Fakeman!
13:44Oh my god!
13:45Woohoo!
13:47Fakeman's the only one that has a team killer perk.
13:54I get top building.
13:56No one else.
14:07God, I can't even hit the ghost now.
14:14If he get back here...
14:17See, I'm smart. They're standing there. I'm coming around behind them.
14:22Oh yeah, taking them from behind. The Venkman way.
14:28Why are you trying to turn this into a porn game, man? What the hell's wrong with you?
14:33There's not enough porn games. Well, at least one aren't Japanese.
14:39I was gonna say, you're gonna do Rape Blade next for your, uh, next update.
14:42Oh god, no. No!
14:46Oh, there's probably a bunch of fan translation patches out there for that thing.
14:51Yeah, that requires effort.
14:57Oh, Venkman says he goes in his trap.
15:02I will team kill you.
15:05Get in your hole! Get in there! Get in! Get in there!
15:11Yeah. That was way harder than it should have been.
15:14Well, we had, like, three people pulling in different directions.
15:18I'll be honest, I don't really know how to-
15:21Crawlers and Titans.
15:23Oh god, somebody get a Titans.
15:25Uh, whoever's Rae, you might wanna move. There you go.
15:28Yeah, I was right in the middle of killing one of those crawlers, so...
15:32I saw, like, half my screen turn, uh, weird. I was like, oh crap.
15:41Damn, I got a level two- level two Proton stream, and I'm barely doing any damage to him.
15:48I need to go find ammo for something.
15:51You guys are on your own.
15:53I'll be back in a little bit.
15:55Gotta go get- gotta go get coffee, you know?
15:58Fake men!
16:00Oh, I did have ammo.
16:01So I ran away for no reason.
16:03Oh shit.
16:03Uh-huh.
16:05Vegetables that work.
16:07Oh no!
16:08Alright, grab that one. He's red.
16:12He's one of them red, finally?
16:13Yep, I got them both red. You guys are doing nothing.
16:18I was about to grab it and my damn thing overheated.
16:25Yay, level three Proton stream.
16:28Get some.
16:28Okay, crawlers up your ass.
16:30Get some.
16:33Yeah, look how much cooler my beam looks than yours.
16:36You guys are lame.
16:38Jesus.
16:40Yeah, but I got a gold fucking backpack, bitch.
16:44Once we get out of this one, we gotta try crossing everybody's streams.
16:50I wonder what happens.
16:52The old rumor is, but I've never seen it tested, is that the screen goes white and the game is
16:58instantly over.
17:00You know, like, because the universe ended.
17:03I do remember the developers were saying that in a bunch of interviews, or hinting that.
17:09That you really, really don't want to fucking do it.
17:13I don't know, that sounds like I really, really want to fucking do it.
17:17Yeah, me too.
17:19That's what caused those people to have a PS3 crashes, you know.
17:25I don't know if I could try it still.
17:26I don't know if I could try it still.
17:26In a red ring of death.
17:27That's the fucking stream.
17:28Cross all your streams, work your PS3.
17:31It also happened on 360's too, that's what caused all those red rings of death, you know.
17:36Even before the game came out.
17:38Yeah, I know.
17:40See, they had bootlegs, that's what it was.
17:44Bootlegs from the future.
17:46Best future anti-piracy ever.
17:53Quit pulling them away from my trap!
17:57Bootlegs down again.
17:59I gotcha.
18:00Because Veen's sitting there ignoring you.
18:03Ghosts are more important, man.
18:06I'm gonna rock.
18:08I didn't notice anybody was down.
18:12You don't notice the giant icon on your screen with an arrow pointing at whoever's down like Bootleg again?
18:19Oh, that's what those are for.
18:21And the giant sparks coming out of him laying on the ground.
18:26I thought...
18:27There's a lot of visual cues going on here.
18:29I was just taking a nap, I wasn't down.
18:32I was regaining health.
18:35I was figuring out here setting out some fireworks or something.
18:37You know, just to be festive.
18:39I was sending out a rescue flare trying to get the Rainbow Sixen or something.
18:41This isn't Chinatown on New Year's Day.
18:43There are no fireworks.
18:44There are no fireworks.
18:46Damn it.
18:49Sorry, Egon!
18:55Is that the last one?
18:57Yes.
18:58Finally.
18:58Alright, we're gonna get a shitload of Titans now.
19:01Ah, great.
19:02Grab ammo while you can.
19:06Screen Slime do anything for that?
19:09Uh...
19:09I don't think so.
19:12I got two of them up top.
19:21Alright, I got one down already.
19:25This one's turned red.
19:26I did have them down.
19:27What the fuck?
19:32Oh, now they're fighting each other.
19:33What the hell?
19:35Wait, where are they fighting each other?
19:37They're fighting each other up to...
19:38Uh-oh!
19:39I got raped from behind by another one.
19:43I should actually probably go up there in wood.
19:44Yeah, look at this!
19:46Oh, this is gonna be the greatest video ever.
19:48Whoa!
19:49What are they doing?
19:51What?
19:51Are they actually...
19:52They're hitting each other?
19:52Yeah, they're causing damage.
19:54Wow.
19:58Sorry, one of them's done.
20:02I wish I could've watched that, but I'm fighting one by myself.
20:04You can see it when the video gets posted.
20:10Oh, she's down too.
20:11Whoops.
20:12Oh, whoops, I'm down too.
20:14There you go.
20:15Damn.
20:16I don't like these things.
20:19You're touching me in naughty places.
20:22Sorry!
20:25Again!
20:26Sorry!
20:27Again!
20:30Okay, there he's down.
20:31He's dead, he's dead.
20:33She alive.
20:35Yeah.
20:35I think there's only like one more.
20:38Yeah, he's been fighting each other for the last few minutes.
20:40The one I was fighting since you guys were just, you know, doing whatever.
20:43Yeah, we'll come over here and kill him for you.
20:45He's dead.
20:47There we go.
20:49Venkman wins.
20:57Wow, and our traps were laid out there like perfectly around that tree too.
21:01Evenly spaced on everything.
21:04Why aren't you, uh, on this victory thing?
21:09Who?
21:10You.
21:11I'm first.
21:12Oh, mine says I'm first.
21:13Oh, mine says I'm first.
21:17Veen's second.
21:18BooDug's third.
21:19Oh, mine says I'm second.
21:21Yeah, that's really weird.
21:23If they give you a fuck.
21:24Alright, screw destruction, let's go down into the grassy area and cross our streams.
21:29Okay.
21:30Yeah, baby.
21:35Uh, and no one listens.
21:37Yeah.
21:38And what, wait, how do you get there?
21:40Go down.
21:42No matter which direction you head in, you're going to get there.
21:47And somebody's already down.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Hang on.
21:51I see him.
21:53Damn, sorry.
21:55Do I have to do everything around here?
21:58Yes.
21:59Well, watch out, there's like four or five ghosts, or, yeah, there's many ghosts over there.
22:03Pussies.
22:04Let's go.
22:05Alright.
22:05Alright.
22:08God, no wonder Venkman has such contempt for everybody.
22:13Guess we all keep fucking up.
22:14Alright, here we go.
22:19Oh, oh, oh, we almost had it.
22:22Hang on.
22:24That's just like some...
22:25There we go.
22:26Here we go.
22:28Boom!
22:29Boom!
22:30Oh, the rumors were all my...
22:35Man, I want my money back.
22:39I win.
22:42I would be pissed if a message popped up saying,
22:45All trophies erased.
22:48It just erases everything.
22:50That would be pretty damn funny.
22:53It would.
22:55No wonder no one bought this damn game.
22:57What?
22:58What?
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