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00:04Morning, sleepyhead.
00:05I made you a coffee.
00:07How'd you rest?
00:09Good. Fine. Yeah.
00:11Hey, that's good.
00:12I haven't slept a wink in days.
00:15Well, as you know, me and Janine broke up.
00:19It's been an emotionally rough couple days.
00:22I'm still processing, but I wanted to do the right thing
00:25and give her some space, so I'm staying with Jacob
00:29and Melissa and Caleb.
00:31To be honest, I don't really know what's going on.
00:33I'm just putting one foot in front of the other,
00:34but no one is taking it harder than Jacob.
00:38Morning.
00:40Okay, this ain't a Motel 6 and I ain't a mate,
00:43so why don't you pick up your crap and stand there
00:45looking like a wartime widow?
00:48Morning!
00:49Good morning, sunshine!
00:54Oh, dude, we gotta get you out of this funk, man.
00:57Are you time?
00:59What?
01:00Are you time itself?
01:02Because that is the only thing that will get us out of this funk.
01:05Hey, um, does anybody need the bathroom?
01:07Or can I hop in the shower?
01:08Gregory, I would sooner piss my pants than get in the way
01:11of you doing whatever you need to do.
01:12Okay, buddy?
01:13Yeah.
01:14Yeah.
01:18Okay, we are all suffering under the weight of an immeasurable loss.
01:21And everyone's just bopping around here like nothing's happened.
01:24I'm with you, man.
01:25I'm feeling this, too.
01:27Do you want smiley face omelets?
01:30Ooh!
01:31You smiley face boy does!
01:53Good morning.
01:55Hey!
01:55Good morning.
01:56How'd you sleep?
01:57Your couch continues to suck.
01:58But I took enough edibles last night to sleep pretty much anywhere.
02:02So I'm feeling pretty great.
02:03Good.
02:04How about you?
02:05How you feeling?
02:06Uh, bad.
02:08Sad?
02:09I don't know.
02:10Honestly, I think I'm still in shock.
02:12So?
02:12After I said we should break up, Gregor and I just spent the rest of the night in silence.
02:17And then in the morning, he said he was gonna give me my space.
02:21I didn't think our first big fight would be our last big fight.
02:27But, I don't know.
02:29Well, unless you get to go to work and take your mind off things.
02:32He works next to me.
02:33And that's on you, bitch.
02:34Who told you to date a coworker?
02:36But things will get better.
02:38I promise.
02:39Yeah.
02:40And I think I'm gonna brave the teacher's lounge today.
02:43There you go.
02:45Thank you so much for staying here and just being with me.
02:49Please.
02:50Where else would I be?
02:54Yeah, so my lease was up on my old place and my new one doesn't start for another week.
02:58So.
02:59But I'd be here anyway because Janine is my girl.
03:02But the timer really did work out for me personally.
03:05I mean, he almost ran me off the road.
03:07I'm telling you.
03:08Ridiculous.
03:17Janine.
03:18I know you're going through a breakup.
03:21But you know the rules.
03:23You can't sit here.
03:24Yeah, it's not the personal kid.
03:26It's like a seniority thing.
03:27This is the big kid's table.
03:28I know.
03:29Okay.
03:29Sorry.
03:30Yeah.
03:33Morning, Gregory.
03:45Sir, you know the rules.
03:47I just need the chair.
03:48It's for my bag.
03:50It's for her bag.
03:53Oh, I am verklempt.
03:55Do you know in all these years I never sat by this window?
03:57I could use some vitamin D.
04:01I only took 15 years, but I finally got my seat back.
04:09What the hell going on in here?
04:11In the words of Chino Achebe, things fall apart.
04:14Love is no more.
04:15Somebody that knows how to answer a question.
04:17Please.
04:17Gregory and Janine broke up and I got my seat back.
04:21When?
04:22Just now.
04:23What?
04:23They broke up last week.
04:25The number four couple in the school breaks up and it doesn't cross my desk?
04:28That's primetime gossip.
04:30I gotta get to my classroom.
04:35I love choosing sides, but don't worry.
04:37I'm team Janine.
04:38For now.
04:39Oh, that really isn't necessary, so...
04:42What an incorrect opinion.
04:43You're single now, which I used to be great at.
04:45We're going out.
04:47You know, I actually need to get back to my classroom, too, so...
04:49And it's Thursday.
04:50That's dance night at Rubenstein's.
04:52What a great day.
04:57Can you two do something about this, please?
04:59Jacob, those are young people's problems.
05:02And as you correctly pointed out, we ought not to get our noses in the business of young people's love
05:07lives.
05:08Hey, this is serious, okay?
05:09It's not a joke.
05:11Do you see me laughing?
05:12Do you see anyone laughing?
05:16You know, you, like, spit when you said that.
05:19Yeah.
05:23Oh.
05:24Mr. J, don't forget the white cheddar popcorn for tonight.
05:26Like I remember.
05:29Mm-hmm.
05:32Uh, we're just gonna watch that, uh, latest Avatar movie, that Byron Ash.
05:37God, I wish Pandora was real.
05:38Oh, I saw that trailer.
05:41Mm-hmm.
05:41And I love that shade of blue.
05:44I'd join.
05:45Yeah.
05:47Okay, Barb, whom I love, this could be a little tough to watch a movie with.
05:53She asked too many damn questions.
05:55But at least she'll be a buffer.
05:57I thought I was gonna have to build a pillow wall between me and Melissa.
06:00Did you think we were watching the movie in bed?
06:03That's what you thought.
06:05Okay, you guys have a good day.
06:10Buck up, because we are going out tonight.
06:12Stand down, because no, we are not.
06:13He doesn't need to go out.
06:14He needs to stay in.
06:15Hey!
06:16I told you guys not to come in here at the same time.
06:18Somebody go.
06:19The best way to get over a girl is to get under...
06:22Whoa, don't!
06:23...the spell of a DJ.
06:24Oh.
06:25I'm good.
06:26Listen, I know what you're going through, okay?
06:29I've broken up with five women seven times this year alone.
06:31Trust me.
06:32The club is the best medicine.
06:34He's not trying to meet dime pieces at the club to impress mom and dad.
06:38He wants to be alone.
06:39In my room, popping dark chocolate cacao nibs, listening to Mitski.
06:43I could maybe do one drink.
06:45I do beg your pardon.
06:48Oh!
06:49Hey!
06:50Hey, girl.
06:50You didn't go to work today?
06:51Oh, I'm working from home.
06:52Ah.
06:54I didn't know 911 dispatchers could do that.
06:56Oh, it's frowned upon for sure.
06:58But just for legal reasons.
06:59Oh, okay.
06:59So, how was the day?
07:01How'd your trip to the lounge go?
07:03Um...
07:04Bad.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Dang.
07:07I'm sorry, girl.
07:08That sucks.
07:09Yeah.
07:10But your co-workers, they all know, right?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Well, actually, Ava just found out, and she's insisting on taking me out tonight.
07:18911, what's the address of your emergency?
07:20Mm-hmm.
07:21Okay.
07:23A little ass checker might do the trick.
07:24Oh, not you.
07:26Do not move him.
07:28Where we going?
07:29We're not going anywhere.
07:31Okay?
07:31I don't think I'm up for all that.
07:34Okay, ma'am.
07:35Yep.
07:36Besides, Ava just says stuff all the time.
07:39I doubt she actually meant it.
07:40Okay, you don't have to yell.
07:42That's fine.
07:43Why don't you dress?
07:44I told you we're going out.
07:46It's just like downstairs except upstairs.
07:48Y'all really thought y'all did something.
07:50What's up, Fonsex?
07:51Damn, you live here, too?
07:53With y'all broke asses.
07:55Come in, come in.
07:57We have arrived for the Avatar.
07:59Okay.
08:01Gregory.
08:03Nice shirt.
08:07Does it matter that I have not seen Avatar 1 or 2?
08:10Only if you care to be a part of the last bit amount of culture we have left.
08:13We're a weaker society without it.
08:16Mama, what?
08:17Ooh, car's here.
08:19Wait.
08:20Put these in your pockets.
08:21It's vodka, gin, and rum.
08:23Well, which is which?
08:25What do you mean?
08:32See, it's popping.
08:34Spiderman everywhere.
08:35This is where Gregory and I used to come for dates, you know?
08:38Okay, let's get you a drink, baby.
08:39What you want?
08:40Um, can I have one vodka soda, please?
08:43Actually, no bubbles.
08:44That's too fun.
08:45Can I have a vodka water?
08:46Oh, brother.
08:47We'll have a round of Long Island iced teas.
08:49Ooh.
08:56I did an ass load of research, and this place has it all.
09:00One.
09:01It's open.
09:01Two.
09:02Vibes.
09:03And three has an ideal demo for my boy.
09:05What do you think?
09:05This is the first place Janine and I danced.
09:08And four, great track record.
09:11Also, I learned there's only one thing that a white guy can do at a black club to make a
09:14good impression.
09:17I bought a table falling straight out of the gate.
09:21And supporting black businesses.
09:25You know, with the money you are spending here tonight, you could probably pay first and last month's rent on
09:29an apartment.
09:30Why would I do that?
09:31I already have a place to stay.
09:33Now, to quote music legend Pitbull, life is not a waste of time, and time is not a waste of
09:39life.
09:39So let's stop wasting time.
09:41Get wasted and have the time of our lives.
09:45We don't need to do...
09:48Ah!
09:49Darling!
09:50Okay, buckle up.
09:52Who's ready for a third trip to Pandora?
09:54Yeah.
09:57Okay, pause.
09:59Where are they, and who is the president?
10:02Pandora.
10:03And they haven't had an election yet.
10:05Okay, okay.
10:09Does this TV get any bigger?
10:11I mean, can you zoom in?
10:13Do you know how a TV works?
10:16Oh, yeah, we're off to a great start.
10:19I just want to watch a f***ing movie.
10:21Over there is where we lost the costume contest.
10:24And back there actually is where Gregory ordered garlic bread for the table.
10:28It's a really big night for him.
10:29Janine, look at me.
10:31Hear me.
10:32From the moment you two got together, I knew you were gonna break up.
10:34What?
10:35So what, you got memories here?
10:37All the more reason to reclaim the space.
10:39You're not wrong.
10:40Tonight's the night to make new memories.
10:43You got to embrace a single life.
10:44Drink up.
10:46Okay.
10:51Oh, yeah.
10:53I think it was the right thing to walk away.
10:56I don't know.
10:57It's crazy.
10:58It is crazy.
10:59It's very crazy.
11:00It's not crazy.
11:01I'll tell you what is, though, in three, two...
11:04I told him it's your birthday!
11:06You get way more free drinks that way.
11:08You are one trillion percent getting charged.
11:10Ladies, join us.
11:12This is my friend's birthday.
11:13Look, I don't need all this.
11:14I just wanted a drink.
11:15This is the single life, buddy.
11:16Cheers.
11:17Welcome to it.
11:18You gonna cheers me or what, white chaplain?
11:24I thought you said Zoe Saldana was in this movie.
11:28Cause that woman is blue.
11:29Zoe's blue.
11:31In the movie.
11:32Okay.
11:33Right?
11:34And what is an avatar?
11:35Okay, that's it.
11:37Barb, listen.
11:38We're really just trying to enjoy the movie.
11:40So how about this?
11:41If you got a question, just look it up on your phone.
11:44Quietly.
11:45Okay?
11:48Okay.
11:50I can take a hint.
11:51Wasn't really a hint.
11:53You guys were right.
11:54I needed this.
11:56I just feel, like, free and less tense.
12:01And am I walling or am I never look better?
12:03Oh, thanks to the trail.
12:05Uh-oh.
12:07Uh-oh.
12:09Hey, what's up, little mama?
12:12You don't back up off of me with that uptown fade looking like Oscar Proud.
12:16Wow.
12:18Nuh-uh.
12:19Uh-uh.
12:20Were you trying to dance with my men?
12:21Oh, was you trying to get in my face?
12:23Back up!
12:24Yeah.
12:25Better head.
12:26This is why I'm hot.
12:28This is why I'm hot.
12:29Oh, no!
12:30This is why I'm hot.
12:31This is why I'm hot.
12:32This is why I'm hot.
12:33This is why I'm hot.
12:34This is why I'm hot.
12:35This is why I'm hot.
12:37This is why.
12:37This is why I'm hot.
12:38Hey, look.
12:39This is why I'm hot.
12:39He is way too fragile for this, okay?
12:41And that is not at all why he is hot.
12:43We need to get him home and draw him a warm bath immediately.
12:46It's okay.
12:46He's good.
12:48This is the pinnacle of single manhood.
12:50Popping bottles at the club with your boys.
12:52Bagging chicks.
12:53I mean, look at him up there.
12:55Hey, DJ!
12:56Turn this up!
12:57This is why I'm hot.
12:58This is why I'm hot.
12:58Will you death?
12:59Turn it up!
13:05Now, how'd they stay on those benches?
13:08Actually, it's stunt performers in performance capture suits.
13:20And a lot of these online forums, they are calling it a miracle.
13:25Wow.
13:25I had no idea.
13:27Hmm.
13:27Great.
13:28So, can we go now?
13:29How'd they get the Navi underwater?
13:31They built a water tank to simulate oceanic movement.
13:34Much like on the Titanic.
13:35The film.
13:36Not the boat.
13:37Common mistake.
13:38That really enhances my viewing experience.
13:41Ooh.
13:46Ew, don't touch me.
13:48Wait, where you going?
13:51Uh, uh, thank you.
13:57Hey!
13:58What's up, man?
13:59Look, this is why I'm hot.
14:01I already played it.
14:02Okay, but like I can't.
14:03It's a killer.
14:04It's a killer.
14:05Hey, back up, man.
14:06This is why I'm hot.
14:07Okay, okay, okay.
14:08You just gotta spill it back.
14:09Back up.
14:11And according to Reddit user handstandbandaid51,
14:15some Navi hands were rendered 10,000 times for underwater close-ups.
14:20Okay, enough.
14:22We are less than halfway through this movie.
14:24Now, you just gotta, like, watch the movie in silence
14:27or hit the brick so I can.
14:30Caleb told me he's got a TV and Jacob's over.
14:33Ooh.
14:33Toodle-oo, Melissa.
14:35I guess you do not want to know how they did the whales.
14:39Wait.
14:40How'd they do the whales?
14:42All right.
14:43They are called Tolkien.
14:45And although fictional, they are smart enough to understand both hand symbols and spoken word.
14:51Girl.
14:52Ooh.
14:52No .
14:53Hmm.
14:54You don't have to grab me, okay?
14:56I have a great ton of citizens.
14:58Your friend is one push away from getting bounced.
15:01Girl, are you good?
15:02Yeah, I'm fine.
15:03Okay, I didn't know there's so many rules in this bar about pushing, okay?
15:07They need to make a rule about being a weak-ass bitch.
15:12Hey, so this is obviously getting dark in a very bad way.
15:16I think it's time that we go.
15:17She's clearly hurting.
15:18She's fine.
15:19Let her work it out.
15:20Go ahead, Janine, with your short self.
15:23Did you just say short to me?
15:26I know you're not talking with your cheaper-than-teamu clothes in a bag that I wouldn't carry groceries
15:31in.
15:31Little Miss used to date an NBA champion, but now sleeps for the member of the Geek Squad,
15:37lying about your degrees and your deweaves.
15:40That's an overnight delivery polyester-ass wig.
15:45Uh-huh.
15:45Yeah, you ordering hair from a bald man.
15:48She started so many failed businesses, they had to put her ass in a damn mall.
15:53Ha, ha, ha.
15:55Don't talk to me.
15:56Ha, ha.
15:57Woo!
15:58It's time to get off.
16:01Janine!
16:02She lost her damn eye.
16:03This hair is expensive.
16:07Gregory?
16:08Gregory!
16:09What?
16:09Oh.
16:10You need to get down.
16:11No, this isn't Coyote Ugly, okay?
16:13But, uh, people are starting to get mad.
16:15No, no, no.
16:16Look at this guy.
16:16He hyping me up.
16:17No, I'm telling you to get down.
16:19Get down.
16:19I am getting down.
16:20Get...
16:21Hey, yo, DJ!
16:22Why not back?
16:23I've played it seven times!
16:24You played the remix.
16:25Hey, yo, so I'm kind of a body language expert, and what I'm getting is that Gregory,
16:30he's not in a good place.
16:32Yeah, you think?
16:32Gregory.
16:33Gregory.
16:34Catch me.
16:34No, Greg!
16:35Gregory!
16:36Gregory!
16:37Gregory!
16:38Gregory!
16:42Oh.
16:44Oh.
16:46Morning.
16:47Oh, my God.
16:48Uh.
16:50Uh.
16:52What happened last night?
16:53You got drunk as hell.
16:55And mean.
16:56Oh, God.
16:57I'm sorry.
16:59You know, when I'm really sad, and I drink a lot, I kind of turn into my mom.
17:04Yeah, you called the rideshare driver a dirty whore when he went and stopped for fries.
17:08Oh, no.
17:09And then you gave him one star.
17:10Oh, God.
17:11That's his livelihood.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Ah!
17:15You slept over?
17:16I had to.
17:17You need an intervention.
17:19Look, I think I'm having a really hard time with this breakup.
17:22Yeah, well, what are you going to do?
17:24Because this is unsustainable.
17:27Do you want to get back with Gregory?
17:31I can't.
17:32Because I'm the one who ended things, and he didn't push back.
17:38So it doesn't matter what I want.
17:43Well, we have work, so chop-chop.
17:45You're out of lotion and makeup wipes and toothpaste.
17:48Wait, I'm out of toothpaste?
17:49I just...
17:50No, but I am, so I'm taking yours.
17:52You were very mean to me last night.
17:53Mm.
17:54You really were.
18:02What's happening?
18:04Why are we at the school?
18:06You begged us to come here.
18:08You said you could dunk.
18:09That's ridiculous.
18:11Did I do it?
18:12No.
18:14Check out my boy, Gregory.
18:15Check out my boy!
18:16Let's go!
18:17Greg!
18:18Greg!
18:19Greg!
18:20Greg!
18:20Greg!
18:21Greg!
18:22Oh!
18:23Oh!
18:24Oh!
18:24Greg!
18:24Gregory?
18:25And you just left me there?
18:27You really didn't want to move, man.
18:28I tried to give you a mat.
18:30You took the basketball, though.
18:33I tried to.
18:35I couldn't.
18:36I dunked.
18:39Why is everybody always laughing at me?
18:40I did!
18:41I swear, when you guys were passed out, I'd show you, but my phone is dead.
18:44Sure, Jakey.
18:46Kyrie.
18:47Are you finally ready to admit that you are going through it?
18:52Yeah.
18:55I am.
18:57You want to get back with Janine?
18:59I've always been told that if a woman says that she doesn't want to be with you, you
19:04don't push it, you don't beg.
19:06You just accept it.
19:08So that's what I'm doing.
19:11Ball's not really on my court.
19:13I guess this is my life now.
19:16Clubbing and waking up in gyms.
19:18Oh, yeah.
19:19The freakin' dream, bro.
19:21Insane to be straight.
19:23Oh, listen to this.
19:25Spider began shooting his scenes when he was 12 years old, and he didn't finish until he was 16,
19:31because so much time had passed during production.
19:33Oh, wow.
19:35Yeah.
19:35Oh, gosh.
19:36Where you going?
19:37We only got an hour left.
19:38Yeah, but because we paused it every 12 seconds, we gotta go get ready for work.
19:42Will you all take your coffee?
19:43Cream and sugar.
19:44And, girlfriend, I need an outfit I can borrow, please.
19:47Okay, but not the red leather one with all the zippers.
19:49Those are pajamas.
19:49You need anything, Mr. J?
19:51Nope.
19:51Keep that thing on me.
19:57Oh, my God.
20:03Okay, can I get some of that?
20:07What kind of night did you have?
20:10Caleb and I went out with Gregory, and it was a lot.
20:13Okay, because I took Janine out, and her ass is crazy.
20:16Talk about it.
20:17Gregory thinks his life is partying in debauchery now.
20:20I'm at a loss.
20:21Jacob, Janine said hurtful things.
20:23Things I couldn't even come up with.
20:25And I take that personally.
20:26They're both so, so sad.
20:32Are we having the same thought right now?
20:34We need to get...
20:36Croissant breakfast sandwiches.
20:38No.
20:39In Inova breakfast, we could talk about how to get Janine and Gregory back together.
20:42Have either one of you ever heard of a little film franchise that I like to call Avatar?
20:47Yes.
20:57Do you guys see that?
21:02Guys?
21:17Learned it all from High School Musical.
21:19Thank you, Troy Bolden.
21:21Woo!
21:24Delicious.
21:25Feels outdated.
21:27As you can see him, wait for us and turn it all from last.
21:29We should go through and take part of the head of a house.
21:30Don, do I have them and look for it?
21:30Do you know what?
21:31Think heroic finely and flipping.
21:32Think Doc.
21:33You know what happens?
21:33Y-Do you have a plan.
21:33Think a planeta looks.
21:33Woo!
21:33Or...
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