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00:18Oh, my God.
00:47BELL RINGS
00:50Hey, sorry, I'm just mid-spin.
00:52Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing.
00:54That's what killed Mr Big.
00:56Yeah, good point. I'll call it a date.
01:00So, how are things with Eddie?
01:03Is she enjoying her new job?
01:05Do you think I made the bar too low?
01:09I assumed I'd be incredible with interior design
01:12because of my breeding.
01:13It was actually kind of hard.
01:15Oh. Eddie!
01:17Yes, Grant?
01:18Time Out magazine is coming tonight,
01:20and it's like you don't even care
01:21if they think my bar is enchanting.
01:23Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you.
01:26I've got other more important things
01:28to be directing my mental energy to right now.
01:30Like what?
01:31Like my own inner peace.
01:32And how to protect it when different energies
01:34come into my soul space.
01:36And can old energies merge with new energies,
01:38or should I just...
01:39I went to a bar in Milan
01:40where none of the staff wore shoes.
01:42Maybe that's the answer.
01:45Well, I think she's loving it, yeah.
01:47I haven't actually seen her since the drag show,
01:49but I've just...
01:51I've just been really busy with my Depop.
01:54I found a load of old Jane Norman tops,
01:58and the kids are going well for them, so...
01:59But you'll see her soon, yeah?
02:01Oh, sure.
02:02Yeah, I just...
02:04I just want to let her settle in.
02:05I just don't want to seem like a crazy stalker.
02:13You know, Krent, Whitney always says that listening
02:15is more powerful than talking.
02:17Is that aimed at me?
02:19I'm a fantastic listener.
02:21Look!
02:29Fine.
02:32Whitney thinks I should cut out...
02:36meat.
02:38And I get it, because meat does kind of cause chaos.
02:42But I think I'll really, really miss it.
02:50You can still talk.
02:51Oh, OK.
02:53Well, um...
02:54I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance?
02:57Like, did she ever have a Nando's?
03:00Uh...
03:01Because chicken is not really meat, right?
03:03Like, a bird is more of a plant than an animal,
03:07so I think you should have as much meat as you can
03:09while Whitney's away,
03:10and then if it shuffles your chakras,
03:12you know you have to give it up for good.
03:16Right, listening time's over.
03:18Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off?
03:20Very sure.
03:21But from anything else, it's basic employment law.
03:24Yes, but this is my chance to show Mama
03:26that I have what it takes to be a nightlife tycoon
03:29slash corporate landlord.
03:31I've managed to set this place up so it actually functions,
03:34which is all you need to be mentioned
03:35in a listicle about hinge date venues.
03:38Yes, I know, but Betty...
03:39Also, isn't the journalist literally your brother's mate?
03:41Yeah.
03:42You, of all people, should know how nepotism works.
03:44Yes, but I want a big splashy rave.
03:46You think I'll get a big splashy rave?
03:48I'm not sure what they'd rave about.
03:51This place lacks any real identity.
03:55What do you mean?
03:56I mean, it's called Lodge by Kay.
03:58Who?
03:58But there is nothing lodgy about it.
04:07Can I borrow your phone?
04:09Oh!
04:10Just make sure you put yourself first.
04:13I know Eddie's very important to you,
04:15but you've come a long way in the last year,
04:17and I don't want you to forget you.
04:19Oh!
04:25Are we ready?
04:27I'll get you,
04:27I'll get you.
04:29I'll get you.
04:31I'll get you.
04:32I'll get you.
04:32Look, I need a shower.
04:33Eddie invited me over.
04:35Where was the incident in the morning?
04:37I don't know.
04:38I'm from a disgusting hippie warehouse
04:39full of mice and rats and shit.
04:42Yeah.
04:43A friend of Whitney's lent us the place.
04:45He's doing a walk across India
04:46to raise awareness for people who raise awareness.
04:48So you're not paying anything?
04:50I don't know. Whitney looks after our finances.
04:53Oh.
04:54Speaking of my girl, Whitney, where's she at?
04:57She's so excited to get to know her better.
05:00She's out of town. She'll be back tomorrow.
05:02What? Oh, that's such a shame.
05:05It is, yeah. Just because Thursday's my sole reset day,
05:09which Whitney usually supports me through.
05:11But I thought maybe you could help instead.
05:17Oh, OK, sure, yeah.
05:19I mean, I've never done a sole recycling before, but I...
05:24Maggie, this is my spiritual practice. Don't take the piss.
05:27No, no, no, I'm not. I'm really not.
05:30OK. I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath.
05:33Amazing. I would love to bathe sound. I really...
05:37If you're tired, it won't work. You have to focus.
05:39No. No, no, I'm not. That was just, like, nervous excitement.
05:43Like, I think, like, when a dog yawns.
05:46But I really want to know more about it.
05:49Like, everything you've learned from Whitney,
05:52cos it's obviously helped you a lot,
05:54and I think that's really great.
05:57OK, cos I need this after a week of full-time Krent.
06:00Oh, right, Krent is your boss now. In name only.
06:03He knows who's really in charge. He does whatever I say.
06:12I've got a shitload of logs here for a printer for the Goldman Sachs.
06:19OK.
06:22Sorry.
06:28Let your eyelids slide generously closed over your eyeballs
06:34and wait for the sound I make to start moving through your root chakra.
06:48Is it, like, one of those sounds that only animals can hear?
06:50I'm just warming it up. OK.
06:57Can I try?
07:07Oh, my God.
07:10Is this the thing I'm good at?
07:12Oh, wow, Legs.
07:14Whitney always says the ball responds best to those with true inner serenity.
07:18Do you feel super serene?
07:22Almost...
07:24Overwhelmingly so.
07:25It's almost like I've been...
07:36You're so soothing.
07:39Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
07:41Wow, Maggie.
07:42Are you chanting?
07:44Yes, I, um, learnt it in primary school. It's really common in Ireland.
07:47What?
07:48I'm on a young, young, young, bongo.
07:54Eww...
07:55Eww...
07:59Eww...
08:00Jesus, what was that?
08:01That's a landline, Maggie.
08:03Oh, OK.
08:04Oh.
08:06PHONE RINGS
08:09Hello?
08:12Wait, Mia, slow down.
08:14Jesus!
08:15OK, I'm on my way, just stay calm.
08:18It's calm. I'm calm.
08:23Grant's done something even dumber
08:25than I thought him capable of.
08:26I have to go down there.
08:27Oh, no.
08:29I totally understand.
08:31We can just hang out another time.
08:32Actually, could you come with me?
08:34I really need to stay grounded.
08:37It would be great if you could be my soul anchor,
08:40seeing as you're just so mellow today.
08:42Absolutely.
08:48It's too hot.
08:50OK, guys, the log piles still just look like log piles.
08:55Pooey, you've ruined the surprise.
08:58Oh, my God.
08:59You've felt the bar with tiny saunas.
09:02OK, I'm just...
09:04Take a deep breath and think of...
09:09Bedtime.
09:11Grant, can you please explain yourself
09:13in the least infuriating way possible?
09:15When you're a business owner,
09:16you have to take risks and be bold.
09:18That's according to Jamie Lang's podcast.
09:20So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review?
09:23Stay home.
09:24And then it came to me.
09:26Lodge by Kay.
09:27Lodge.
09:28Ski lodge.
09:30Alpine luxury.
09:31And what do you think when you think alpine luxury?
09:35Saunas.
09:36So you get a drink and maybe some olives,
09:39and then you take those olives into the little hot cup.
09:42Isn't that so chic?
09:43Right.
09:43First things first.
09:45Hey, what are you doing?
09:47Let's turn off all my saunas.
09:48Well, that's very much the idea.
09:51Will we just leave and pretend we never saw this?
09:55Get rid of the saunas.
09:56My saunas?
09:57No.
09:57This bar cannot house five saunas.
10:00The heat will get us shut down.
10:01Get rid of them.
10:02But I love them.
10:03Get rid of the saunas.
10:04Or I quit.
10:06I...
10:09Size.
10:11I'm sorry for the everything.
10:13It will all get sorted.
10:14Just please don't leave.
10:15It's done.
10:16Are you happy?
10:17They're coming to take them away tomorrow.
10:19Tomorrow?
10:20So after time out comes,
10:23call your mate and tell him to come another night.
10:25Oh, they're not coming.
10:26They text earlier to say they can't make it.
10:29They're sending someone new.
10:30A man called TJ.
10:32According to his Instagram,
10:34he loves social housing and hates the elite,
10:37whoever they are.
10:38Maybe a band?
10:40Thank you, Crank.
10:41That will be all.
10:45Okay.
10:46Let me just...
10:50Oh, why is it still so hot?
10:52Apparently they take hours to cool down.
10:54Between that and the fact that this place now has the carbon footprint of an airport,
10:57he has really outcranted himself.
10:59We need to shift these saunas.
11:01What happened to the mans with vans?
11:03They used to be everywhere.
11:04Oh.
11:05Maybe I can find one on Tinder?
11:07I just...
11:08Are you okay?
11:09Yeah.
11:11Totally.
11:11I think, um...
11:12I think the sound bath just really, like, relaxed.
11:14My muscles, you know.
11:15Ooh, maybe Jay knows someone.
11:18Survivalists have vans, right?
11:20Yeah, you have to take this.
11:22Aw.
11:22Thanks, Bags.
11:24You're really helping me out today.
11:27Maybe I can handle a week without Whitney.
11:41I found something.
11:42Fuck!
11:43I've been deep in the Wayback Machine all day.
11:46And boy, my wrists are tired.
11:48How did you know I was here?
11:53Did I post this?
11:54Yeah.
11:55What the fuck?
11:58Stressedy bestie.
12:00So, Whitney.
12:00She hasn't always been this hippie guru.
12:02No, this is her.
12:03Literally three years ago.
12:05She was a slime influencer.
12:07And she...
12:09God, it's hot in here.
12:11She's got an internet history as long as my extendable duster.
12:13I mean, we need to tell Eddie what we found here.
12:16Right.
12:18Yes.
12:18Um, not, not, not today.
12:21Um, today I am an anchor.
12:22But she needs to know who she's going into business with.
12:26I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money.
12:29We need to sit her down right now.
12:30Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry?
12:33Um, get in here.
12:34What?
12:35She'll, she'll be with you shortly.
12:36Just come.
12:37Off we go.
12:38Was his name Chins?
12:40He only sold Xanax and poppers.
12:42I think Chins are on guard, so...
12:44Hey!
12:46Let's get some music on in here.
12:47Come on, let's pop up the jam.
12:49Come on.
12:49Let's dance.
12:51Let's dance.
12:53Woo!
12:54Look at that.
12:59I'm strong, Maggie.
13:05Maggie?
13:07Maggie?
13:09Maggie?
13:11Maggie?
13:12I was just checking the floor for heat damage,
13:16but none of this is on fire, so...
13:22Can someone help?
13:24There are two more of these in the Addie Lee.
13:26What's in there?
13:27Ice. I got loads of ice.
13:29I thought we could make ice sculptures.
13:31I mean, how hard could it be?
13:33Edward Scissorhands did it, and he was literally part scissor.
13:36But it's boiling hot in here.
13:38So we get air corn. I mean, fuck the planet, right?
13:40No, but Cren, the heat coming off of these things
13:42will melt. I am...
13:43Oh, I know. I forgot something.
13:46What are you doing here?
13:48She...
13:49She brought me here, and then she locked me in there.
13:52He... He is lying.
13:54He begged me to get in there.
13:56Please don't make me go in the hot place again, Mummy.
13:58He was being crazy, and I knew that you wanted to be a calm,
14:03woo-woo, hippy lady.
14:04Woo-woo. This is my healing journey.
14:07No, I didn't mean that... I knew you were full of shit.
14:09No, Eddie, I would never...
14:10Two days without Whitney, and this is what happened.
14:12Just... Get out!
14:13Both of you, get the fuck out of my bar!
14:18Get the fuck out of Cren's bar!
14:23Get the fuck out of Cren's bar!
14:25Oh...
14:26Eddie?
14:29So, what do we do now?
14:33I cannot believe it wasn't the fact that I'm sedated that fucked things up.
14:38It was just you.
14:39I have a fire in my mouth. It's burning me.
14:43Everyone keeps asking me what to do!
14:48It's like, how should I know?
14:50You know, just because I'm the owner of the bar,
14:53and the only person who stands to benefit financially from its success.
14:57I should know what I'm doing. This is the fair!
15:00Hey.
15:01Before I lost my vision, I remember thinking that the sauna was really nice,
15:05the seat was comfortable,
15:07and I love the man in the red cloak who showed me the passage to Hades.
15:11Thanks, man.
15:12Maggie, you're a good friend.
15:14You're trying.
15:16What else can you do?
15:20Okay, if no-one minds, I'm gonna take myself to the nearest hospital.
15:26Listen.
15:27We can turn your stupid fucking saunas into little private rooms,
15:31pretend it's all on purpose,
15:32if we can make the whole place look like a proper ski-
15:34Cren's!
15:36We're gonna go back in there,
15:38and we're gonna turn your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph.
15:41Freddie.
15:42What are you doing?
15:45Is that some kind of street code?
15:47Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:54Get up!
15:56These, that way stick, swallow my these!
16:00I stain these!
16:01I stain, get up!
16:04Do it!
16:05Do it!
16:06Say how to grab my blaster!
16:07I see footage!
16:09I stain oiled!
16:09I see footage!
16:11I see footage!
16:12I see footage!
16:12I stain oiled!
16:13I see footage!
16:13I see footage!
16:16I see footage!
16:16Everybody's noticed!
16:17Where you think you're goin' and goin' nowhere!
16:19Saddle up!
16:20Handle that!
16:21Get a lamp boy!
16:23I'm scared!
16:24I'm scared!
16:25I'm scared!
16:26I'm scared!
16:38I'm scared!
16:46Listen, it looks worse than it is.
16:51Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini
16:53knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so...
16:58Oh, dope, you came!
17:03Oh, step on your mullet looks not niff.
17:05I saved you a seat.
17:06And don't worry, the label's not coming.
17:13This is impressive.
17:16God.
17:18Seriously.
17:22It actually looks so good.
17:27Eddie! OMG!
17:30The last 90 minutes have literally been the hardest of my life.
17:33I had to learn things and then answer questions
17:35and then Maggie hurt her...
17:36her pride by admitting she wasn't so great with a power tool.
17:43Right, Crantz, it was so funny!
17:48We did so many laughs!
17:51I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos but...
17:56He...
17:58He fixed it.
18:01Thank you, Eddie.
18:03The time-out man is going to be here any minute.
18:05My cellar pets look fresh.
18:07Get Eddie a jumper, and I'm just going to pee and stuff.
18:29I don't know what I'm saying, if you're the same thing.
18:41I don't know what I'm saying, but you're crying out loud.
18:51I don't know what I'm saying, but you're crying out loud.
19:00I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying.
19:04Do you think he likes my trees?
19:08I think I should talk to him.
19:11You have to trust me on this one.
19:12That man will not like you.
19:15Toilet?
19:16Just down there, bros.
19:19What?
19:19I don't know how to code switch.
19:22No, no, no, no.
19:23Judge.
19:25I didn't touch her, I swear.
19:27Oh, God.
19:28They're going to find the text I sent to my ex-girlfriend.
19:30Maggie!
19:31Maggie!
19:32It's OK, don't panic.
19:33I think I can get Elton to sing candle at her fune.
19:35No, this can't be.
19:36You can't do this to me.
19:38Maggie!
19:40Oh, Mummy, turn off the big light.
19:44Oh.
19:46Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:50Ah.
19:53Ah.
19:54Ah.
19:54And that is as far as we've got.
20:00We're still workshopping it, obviously, but I think it's going to be ready for the public really soon.
20:06What?
20:07Arf.
20:09Scandi noir murder mystery immersive experience is literally the theme of the bar.
20:15Did you guys not warn him?
20:18We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear.
20:23Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume.
20:25You're a detective?
20:26No, he's still in character.
20:27Eddie, why are you?
20:28And he'll give away the ending if we let him.
20:31This is his baby.
20:32He loved the killing.
20:34Yo.
20:35I've been to more escape rooms and punch drunk shows than I'd like to admit, but this?
20:40This was legit.
20:42Yeah.
20:42I fucking love it.
20:44You do?
20:45Yeah.
20:47The cozy winter shit, that was boring, but the horribly realistic dead body.
20:51Yeah.
20:52That was fucking cool.
20:54Still feel kind of sick, but time out will love this.
20:58When's it launch?
21:00Let's let Maggie clean up and Kren will tell you all about it.
21:06Okay.
21:07I can't actually tell you much because I don't really understand it myself, but can I just...
21:15Kren's giving us a massive casting budget.
21:17Why don't you try and act as Gumtree?
21:19Leave it with me.
21:26Genuinely, thanks for today.
21:28Oiled Will aside, you're a great soul anchor.
21:36I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me.
21:39As I am.
21:41Now.
21:42What?
21:44I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult.
21:48Thanks.
21:50Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again, like it did last year.
21:56But you've changed.
21:58I can really see that.
22:01Will, on the other hand...
22:03Wait, what did Will do?
22:04He basically declared his love for me.
22:07After the abortion.
22:08Whitney helped me see how toxic that was.
22:11She's helped me so much.
22:15It's like...
22:17Before I met her...
22:19I'd been holding my breath.
22:24Since...
22:25Since Dad died.
22:27And now...
22:29I'm breathing again.
22:38I want to learn from Whitney.
22:41Really.
22:43Maybe she could help with my scalp thing.
22:47Me and Whitney are moving to Devon.
22:50We're starting an intentional community down there.
22:53That's where she's been this week.
22:57Wow.
23:01Well, um...
23:02I have always wanted to spend more time on trains.
23:06So, you'll make it work.
23:09Maybe tomorrow we can have a real day off together.
23:11Eddie!
23:12I tried calling you, are you okay?
23:14Hey, you're back early.
23:18Maggie's here.
23:19She really helped me.
23:21There was this whole Krent related emergency.
23:24Hey, Whitney.
23:26Maggie really wants to learn from you, Whit.
23:29She responded so well to your techniques today.
23:31If that's okay with you?
23:34Of course.
23:37Anyone with an honest heart is...
23:40a welcome in my world.
23:43You look stunning.
23:44Do you have a facial or something?
23:46I wasn't on vacation, Eddie.
23:49I was securing our future.
23:51Of course.
23:52I'm so sorry.
23:53You worked so hard for us.
23:58I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Wow.
24:05Well, that light...
24:06certainly is...
24:09blindingly white.
24:18No matter how long, no matter how long we suffer.
24:24Still can't keep it off my mind.
24:29Keeping this home, keeping this home together.
24:32Despite your appetite alive...
24:36Despite your appetite alive...
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