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00:02Her show's about a wife who becomes small, and she finally got her sparkle back, y'all.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Brittany Cartwright and Zoe Lister-Jones, now.
00:23Hey, everybody. Welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:26I am your host, Sandy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse on Schatzky Night.
00:30From the Valley, give it up for Brittany Cartwright.
00:34My next guest's new show could have gotten its logline straight from Candy's Season 5 tagline.
00:40I may be small.
00:42It's The Miniature Wife streaming now on Peacock.
00:46Say hi to Bravo fan Zoe Lister-Jones.
00:50Great to see you both.
00:53Do me a favor.
00:54Grab your phone and head to www.hl.tv because we have a lot of polls coming your way in
01:01just a second.
01:02Don't forget to send me your questions on threads at BravoAndy.
01:05If you're still on Twitter, tweet me at Andy for Brittany and Zoe all night long.
01:12Okay, I want to, before we get into the polls, I always need to check in with you and see
01:17how it is going with Jax.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Jax is Jackson.
01:23He is Jackson.
01:25Yeah, I mean, it's not easy.
01:26You did tell me before the show that he's sober, which I was very happy to hear.
01:31Yes, yes.
01:31I'm very happy for that.
01:32I, I, you know, that is a great achievement.
01:34Um, it's just, some people are never going to change, so.
01:38Right.
01:39I saw online, did he bring Cruz to Hooters for his birthday?
01:43He did, and I, I am just, I was inducted in the Hooters Hall of Fame.
01:46I think people forget about that.
01:48Like, like, I love Hooters.
01:52I would love to own a, like, that does not bother me at all.
01:55That is just fine.
01:55Oh, okay, that's good.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Okay, good.
01:57I want him to spend time with his son on his birthday.
01:59Okay, good, all right.
02:01Uh, guess what?
02:02It is time to...
02:03Park the Holes!
02:06Okay, here we go.
02:07First up on WWHL.TV, is Brittany moving into a relationship with Brandon too fast?
02:13Zoe, what are you feeling about this?
02:16I'm feeling, I'm feeling yes.
02:18Okay.
02:19Yes, I'm feeling Brandon's feeling a little sus.
02:21Okay, uh, and the audience is really agreeing with you.
02:25Are you surprised by their reaction?
02:26Oh, I thought it'd be 100%.
02:28Okay.
02:28Yeah.
02:29I'm shocked it's 92.
02:31Now tell us, Brandon getting into the drama, fine or Shades of Jax?
02:36Zoe.
02:37Shades of Jax.
02:38Okay.
02:39Yeah.
02:40And were you, you were, I mean, you had to tonight at the housewarming be like, oh my god.
02:45Oh yeah.
02:46What is that?
02:46I started feeling a little like, eek.
02:49Like a little icky, icky.
02:51Okay, the audience agrees.
02:52Next up, if you had to choose whose side are you on, Danny and Nia's or Jason and Janet?
02:59Zoe, where are you going here?
03:01Oh god, this is a, I mean, it's tough because, that's a tough one.
03:06I agree that Danny has a problem and Nia needs to face it and Danny needs to face it, but
03:14Janet's annoying.
03:15And I'm so sorry to say that, but that's how I feel.
03:17So I'm like, I agree with Janet, ultimately.
03:20Okay.
03:21But her delivery is tough.
03:22Okay.
03:23Okay, y'all are on Danny and Nia's side there.
03:26Now tell us, which Schwartz and Michelle make a good couple, yes or no?
03:31Brittany, what do you think?
03:32I mean, not like for real, for real, but I wanted them to have fun.
03:35Okay.
03:36Zoe?
03:37I do ship them as a couple.
03:39You do?
03:39I do.
03:40I believe they both deserve love.
03:42He's in a relationship now.
03:44He's happy.
03:45Oh, right.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Oh, right.
03:46Hey, what happened to that girl that he was in love with like two years ago?
03:49I guess that, yeah, right.
03:50Didn't happen.
03:51All right.
03:52No is the answer to that.
03:53From what you've seen so far, are Jessie and Lacey endgame, yes or no?
03:59Was it concerning that she didn't say, I love you back to him today?
04:03I actually loved it.
04:04Yeah.
04:06That's like one of the only things I love about her.
04:08But I don't, I don't, I don't think it's endgame, no.
04:11Okay.
04:12And you?
04:13I'm getting to know her more and I love her more,
04:16but I, I, I think I love more that she sticks up to Jessie and puts him in his place.
04:21More than like a relationship.
04:23I think he might like getting put in his place a little bit.
04:25I think he might like it.
04:26Like, is he wearing a dog collar at night?
04:28I don't know.
04:29If he is, good for him.
04:32Go for it.
04:32Y'all are saying no to this one.
04:35Probably not.
04:35Lala brought this up tonight, but do you think Jasmine is a flip-flopper, yes or no?
04:39What do you think?
04:40Oh, no, not, not to me whatsoever.
04:42We've only gotten closer.
04:43Zoe?
04:44I mean, I think yes, but I don't know.
04:47I told you.
04:47You're not in the friend group.
04:49I'm going to listen to Brittany.
04:49Okay.
04:50She's watching.
04:50It might look like it to the viewers, but knowing her personally, she is a wonderful friend to me.
04:54Okay.
04:55The audience says yes.
04:56We know Kristen was psyched about this, but is going to an empty bar at 8 p.m.
05:01Your definition of fun, yes or no?
05:03Was it fun?
05:05We still had fun.
05:06Yeah.
05:06We really had a good time.
05:08Yes.
05:08And getting to see, like, Furbies and stuff like that we hadn't seen in so long was super cool.
05:12You got an opportunity to see a Furby.
05:14I did.
05:16All right.
05:17I did.
05:17Y'all are saying yes, so there you go.
05:19It was fun.
05:20And thank you for voting, everybody.
05:24Over at the bar, he can make any home look great, even if it's in Santa Clarita.
05:29His book, Nathan Turner's I Love Decorating, Creating Stylish, Thoughtful, and Personal Spaces is out now.
05:35Say hi to million-dollar decorator Nathan Turner.
05:38Hey, Nathan.
05:41Nathan, the book is beautiful.
05:44How's mums?
05:45I just saw mums last night at my book launch.
05:47Will you tell her I said hi?
05:48Of course I will.
05:49Okay, I'm going crazy for this book.
05:51It's really beautiful.
05:53Zoe played Fawn Moscato on New Girl, but since she's the new girl in the clubhouse, we are having Zoe
05:58list her current hot takes.
06:01It's time for Bravo, No, They Didn't.
06:03Good one, right?
06:04Okay, what did you make of Jessie's girlfriend, Lacey, now that we're able to see her on the show?
06:11I mean, I gotta say, she does freak me out a little bit.
06:14It's giving, like, the horror movie Megan a little bit.
06:18Like, murderous doll.
06:20That's, like, the feeling that I'm getting from her so far.
06:23Murderous doll.
06:23Okay.
06:24It's giving, yeah.
06:25How do you, is Zach being a good friend to Brittany by kind of nudging her about her love life?
06:31I think he is.
06:33I do think he is.
06:34Like, again, delivery may be, like, seven out of ten, but I do think he's right to be looking out
06:41for Brittany.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:41He loves me.
06:42I love him.
06:43What would you do if your other half jumped into the drama between your friends?
06:49I mean, my other half would not.
06:51My other half would know better.
06:52Right.
06:53But it would be out of pocket.
06:56I would be like, absolutely not.
06:57Thoughts in Beverly Hills about Erica not showing up to Dorit's book cover reveal?
07:03I support it.
07:05Dorit was way out of line.
07:07And the Dorit and Sutton of it all, what was your reaction to that?
07:11Oh, my God.
07:12Eye roll to Sutton.
07:13I don't know what that drama was about.
07:16That was, like, really low stakes.
07:19Okay, low stakes.
07:20Yeah.
07:21And your reaction to Dorit and Kyle in Italy going at it.
07:25It's Kyle and Erica going at it in Italy.
07:28That dinner scene is one of my favorite scenes.
07:30It felt very Godfather.
07:31I'm sort of into, like, Dorit's Don Corleone era.
07:35I do like it.
07:36And I think that, like, I liked seeing her and Erica go head to head.
07:40It felt like, um, I don't know, legends.
07:43Legends in the ring.
07:45He does watch everything.
07:47Summerhouse, gotta get your hot take before we move on on the whole Amanda West, Sierra of it all.
07:56I mean, I feel like, first of all, if West is the prize, the women of America need, like, to
08:01take a good hard look.
08:03You know what I mean?
08:05Um, and I do love that Rihanna's trying to set Sierra up with Hollywood A-list men, but I have
08:13to say, if we thought West was bad, like, Hollywood A-list men are an hellscape.
08:18I want to save her from that community.
08:20Thank you very much, Zoe.
08:22You filled it.
08:23Lala was annoyed that Brandon just arrived on the scene and was already picking sides, but we hope that's exactly
08:28what Brittany does right now as we play.
08:30Which way do you go, Caperna or Bucco?
08:33Brittany, for each of my probing questions, you must either pick Janet and Jason or Nia and Danny, who popped
08:38up beside you.
08:39Okay.
08:39Okay, who are you currently closest to at this moment?
08:44Uh, Janet.
08:45Okay, who talks more crap about the other couples in the group?
08:51Just between them?
08:53Uh, to me, because I talk to Janet more, but, like, she really doesn't, though.
08:59Like, not as much as people think.
09:01Okay.
09:02Now.
09:02Nice.
09:03Okay.
09:03Okay, whatever.
09:04Who has a harder time admitting that they're wrong?
09:08Zanny.
09:09Who do you think tends to sweep their issues under the rug more?
09:14Nia, I love her.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Who has a nicer home?
09:19Me and Danny's new home.
09:20Okay.
09:21But I love Janet and Jason's music.
09:23Who do you get more, who do you get, I know it is hard.
09:26We're making you pick sides.
09:28I know, I don't like this at all.
09:29You know whose side I know you're on?
09:31Whose?
09:32Hooters.
09:33That's right.
09:35Who do you get more annoyed by?
09:38Annoyed?
09:38Yeah.
09:40Danny.
09:40Who's relationship do you envy more?
09:45Uh.
09:48I like being single.
09:50Okay.
09:51Okay, last question.
09:53Who's more, who's different on camera than they are off?
09:59Quit.
10:02Just take a guess.
10:07Danny and Nia.
10:09I love them all, so.
10:10Okay.
10:12All right.
10:12All right.
10:12Thank you very much, Brittany.
10:14I'll take you out of that.
10:16I know it is.
10:17No, I totally know.
10:19Oh, it's the Shotsky side.
10:21It's a short save.
10:24Here we go.
10:25We're going to do it.
10:26It's Wednesday night.
10:28We're going to do this together.
10:29Come on up, Brittany.
10:30Okay, one, two, three.
10:36And you can get your own Shotsky at shopbybramo.com.
10:41Coming up, we have more with Brittany and Zoe.
10:43Set your DVR tomorrow night.
10:45We have Erica Jane and Elizabeth Perkins at 10 after Ladies of London.
10:51Don't go anywhere.
10:52Have you seen Ladies of London?
10:54Oh, my God.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
10:58Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:04Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
11:08I don't care about the money.
11:10Of course you don't.
11:11You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
11:16I had to open the books.
11:18Well, it had to be perfect.
11:19What?
11:20Irresponsible and deeply sad.
11:23Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
11:25It's Hilton Smith's money.
11:26This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
11:29Ergo, I run this lab.
11:32All right.
11:33That was Zoe Lister-Jones in The Minute for Life.
11:36All episodes are streaming now on Peacock.
11:39Welcome back to Watch What Everyone's Live.
11:40I'm Andy Cohen, live in the Bravo Clubhouse.
11:42Also here with Brittany Cartwright from the Valley.
11:45Over at the bar, it is the author of Nathan Turner's I Love Decorating Out Now.
11:50It's our friend Nathan Turner.
11:51Hey, Nathan, good to see you.
11:54Drinking Game Reminder, if you're 21 or...
11:55Nathan and I were just gossiping about Ladies of London, which you feel is so...
12:00It's just wild.
12:01It's like a wild ride.
12:02It really is.
12:04Drinking Game Reminder, if you are 21 or over any time you hear this word, drink until you're
12:09redder than the flag.
12:10Zach, thanks, Brittany, ignores.
12:12What is the show about?
12:15The show is about a couple that is, like, in conflict, in competition.
12:20Matthew McFadden from Succession and Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.
12:25He is, like, a mad scientist, and he, in a fit of anger, shrinks Elizabeth Banks to a
12:31six-inch lady.
12:33And then it sort of becomes, like, Honey, I Shrunk the Wife meets War of the Roses.
12:37It's like...
12:37Oh, I love...
12:38Wow.
12:38Yeah.
12:39That's hilarious.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Okay, let's take questions for our fans in studio.
12:43It's Kaylee from Wisconsin.
12:44What's your question for Brittany?
12:45Hi.
12:46Hi.
12:46First of all, you look amazing.
12:48Oh, thank you.
12:49Thank you so much.
12:49We get to hear on the first few episodes of the show that you finally have your sparkle
12:53back.
12:54So, my questions for all the girls out there who are trying to find their sparkle, what
12:58advice would you give them?
12:59Oh, my goodness.
13:01Definitely put yourself first for once.
13:05Do things for yourself because a lot of people, like me, will take care of everyone
13:10else and just forget completely about myself.
13:13And I finally took over that and I started, like, doing things for myself.
13:17Mommy makeover.
13:17Or just, like, even having, like, a fun day out.
13:20Something like that.
13:21Like, I think that's important.
13:23And we forget to do that, especially as moms or wives or partners.
13:27Like, we forget to think about ourselves.
13:29And that definitely has helped me tremendously.
13:32Very good.
13:33Yeah.
13:33Let's go to Liz from Toronto with a virtual question for Zoe.
13:40Hello.
13:40Happy Wednesday, Andy, Brittany, and Zoe.
13:43So great to see you guys.
13:45You too.
13:45Zoe, the bangs are banging.
13:47Thank you so much.
13:49I love it.
13:49I love it.
13:50So, my question is for Zoe.
13:52Zoe, from the cast of New Girl, who were you in touch with most recently?
13:57And would you ever be up for a reboot?
14:00Oh, my God.
14:01In a heartbeat.
14:02That was one of the most fun shows I've ever been on.
14:05Most recently, I've been in touch with Max Greenfield, who played Schmidt.
14:09He's a great guy.
14:10Yeah, he's the best.
14:11And we always just have so much fun together.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Yeah.
14:14All right.
14:15Thanks, fans.
14:15Appreciate it.
14:19How is Cruz doing?
14:20Oh, he is thriving.
14:22He's doing amazing.
14:23He just turned five on Sunday.
14:24Right?
14:25So, yeah.
14:27He's so magical.
14:28I'm so happy.
14:29Yeah.
14:29I think he's the star of the valley, if I say so myself.
14:32Marina Y texted, Zoe, since you've been on four Law & Order series, which was your favorite
14:37one to do?
14:38The OG criminal intent SVU or trial by jury?
14:43Wow.
14:43Oh, my God.
14:44Well, first of all, thank you for the question.
14:47Yes.
14:47It was an honor and a privilege to be on all four Law & Orders.
14:51You know, once I, I guess, hmm, I had to be like a heroin addict who died and was found
14:59in a trunk, my rotting corpse.
15:02And that was fun.
15:03And I will say that that night, I lived in New York at the time, and they were like, do
15:06you want me to take, you want us to take your makeup off?
15:09At the end of the night, it was like two in the morning.
15:10And I was like, I'm going to keep it on.
15:11And I walked home to the West Village in my full, like, corpse junkie makeup and got
15:17cackled.
15:18You did?
15:19Yes.
15:19You would think, like, nobody was going to make me feel that night.
15:21You would think you were hot.
15:22Yes.
15:23There are kinks in New York City.
15:24Yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:26Wild.
15:27Yeah.
15:27I love a kink.
15:28Same, Angie.
15:30Wow.
15:30And we're neighbors, clearly, in the West Village.
15:33Well, I was.
15:34Then I moved to the Valley.
15:35Woo!
15:35Oh, there you go.
15:37Yeah.
15:37Wow.
15:38Recruiting everyone.
15:40Brittany, Marin H. wants to know why you didn't defend Janet against Kristen at your house
15:45and what made you tell Kristen Janet would likely not attend the pool party when you invited
15:49her to come?
15:49Okay.
15:50I did not say that Janet was not going to be there.
15:53Okay.
15:53I said, me and Kristen went and got Botox that morning, okay?
15:57We were in the car together.
15:59And I told her that Janet was also invited.
16:02She was coming later, like, after four.
16:05Or maybe Janet won't want to come when she finds out you're coming, because I made sure
16:10they both knew about each other.
16:11Okay.
16:12And she ended up coming later.
16:13So that was all that happened.
16:14Okay.
16:15And it happened fast.
16:15I didn't have time to take up for anybody.
16:17It was just like, and then Janet left.
16:19So it was very, very, very fast.
16:21Fast.
16:21Yeah.
16:21Brittany bragged about Brandon's BDE and Big D tonight, but she's only getting six inches
16:27max as she channels the miniature wife.
16:29In a game of Honey, I Shrunk the Cart Right.
16:32Okay, Brittany, take this blindfold.
16:34Head on over to the green screen.
16:36Oh, gosh.
16:36Okay.
16:36Zoe, come sit by me.
16:37Different celebrities are going to loom over a mini version of Brittany.
16:43Okay.
16:43Zoe is going to give clues for each person if Brittany can guess seven right in 60 seconds.
16:48Is it only Bravo people?
16:50You're going to find out.
16:52Okay.
16:52My lashes are so long, Brittany.
16:54You guys win.
16:54You're okay.
16:55Okay.
16:56Go.
16:57Okay.
16:58Cowboy Carter.
16:59Beyonce.
17:00Okay.
17:03Aviator.
17:04Uh, uh, uh, uh, what's it called?
17:06Titanic.
17:07Titanic.
17:08Oh, Leo.
17:09Yeah.
17:09Okay.
17:11Oh, um, um, uh, AMC commercial, uh, AMC?
17:18Legendary.
17:18Um, Australian.
17:19Keith Urban.
17:21Oh, uh, uh, Scarlett Johansson.
17:23No, uh, uh, uh, uh, I know her name.
17:26Blonde hair.
17:27Tom Cruise's ex-wife.
17:28I know her name.
17:30I can't think of it.
17:31Say it.
17:32Uh, uh, uh.
17:33Nicole Kidman.
17:34Nicole Kidman.
17:34I know that.
17:35I know her.
17:36I love her.
17:36Sorry.
17:37Um, um, little monsters.
17:39Uh, um, like musician.
17:42Little monsters?
17:43Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.
17:44Oh, Lady Gaga.
17:46Yeah, okay.
17:46Woo!
17:47Oh, um, uh.
17:49The king of rock.
17:50Thank you, Andy.
17:52King of, king of, king of rock.
17:54Grace?
17:54No, Graceland, Graceland.
17:57Uh, I'm not good at that.
18:00Hold on.
18:01Let's see if she can get this.
18:02Wait.
18:03Graceland.
18:03Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee.
18:05King of rock?
18:07Jailhouse rock.
18:08Jailhouse rock.
18:08Graceland.
18:09Is it like, um.
18:11The glasses are really.
18:13What's his name that, uh, they had a movie, Walk the Line?
18:17No.
18:18What?
18:19Um, okay.
18:21I can't stop watching.
18:22I told y'all I'm not good with names.
18:25Okay, it's Elvis Presley.
18:27Oh, my God!
18:28It's Elvis.
18:29We're gonna be right back after this.
18:35Thanks.
18:37Coming up, coming up, coming up.
18:47Welcome back to What's What Happen's Time?
18:49I am Andy with Brittany and Zoe.
18:52Her show Slip is available to stream on Peacock starting Monday.
18:56Wow.
18:57Lady with many shows.
18:59Yeah, girl.
18:59Booked and blessed and busy.
19:01Say hi to Nathan at the bar.
19:03This is his book.
19:04Yeah!
19:05Um, okay.
19:07Brittany Margo H.
19:08She wants to know, what's it like having Schwartz and Lala join the show this season?
19:12Oh, I love them.
19:14Yeah.
19:14I think they are a great addition.
19:16Um, they're obviously dear friends and real friends of ours for years and years and years.
19:20Yeah.
19:21I lived down the hallway from Schwartz for so long.
19:23Me and Lala have been friends.
19:24She was a bridesmaid in my wedding.
19:25But, uh, we had kids two weeks apart from each other.
19:29Like, we have grown up together.
19:31So, they are real friends.
19:32It makes real sense that they are on the valley.
19:35And it's a new perspective.
19:36That's great.
19:37Zoe Richard I wants to know the status of the sequel for The Craft Legacy.
19:42Um.
19:44You know, I, like, I wrote The Craft Legacy to have a sequel.
19:49But I don't think it's happening.
19:50But.
19:51I'm gonna text Jason Blum right now.
19:52I know.
19:53I know.
19:54Faruza Balk was, like, she's, like, the cliffhanger at the end.
19:57And she's my queen.
19:58So, I would do anything to put her in something.
20:01All right.
20:01It's time for my mazel of the day.
20:03It goes to Luke Golbranson from Summer House, who has announced he is running for Congress in Minnesota.
20:09I'm just glad to see a Bravo Liberty aspiring to be anything other than a DJ.
20:14Meanwhile, I think this woman could probably get elected president right now.
20:19A hundred.
20:21Tonight's job goal goes to the news that the founder of New York City's SantaCon was arrested today
20:26after being accused of stealing charitable money raised from the drunken holiday tradition
20:32for his own personal slush fund.
20:34By the way, I didn't even know that SantaCon raised money.
20:37It's just a disaster.
20:40One of SantaCon's biggest donors had this to say.
20:48I want to thank Brittany, Zoe, and Nathan for being here.
20:56The one that I had was Janet, who said it 13 times.
21:00We've been playing our drinking game.
21:01No driving.
21:02See you tomorrow night.
21:03Erica Jane and Elizabeth Perkins are here at 10.
21:06After Ladies of London, watch our After Show on Facebook Live now.
21:11Good night, everybody.
21:11Have a great night.
21:13Thank you so much.
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