00:01Oh, thank God you're here.
00:03What's going on, Janine? Where's Alyssa?
00:05She's gone. They took her.
00:07One minute everything was fine, the next it was chaos.
00:10Ghosts flying everywhere.
00:12Janine, slow down. Start from the beginning.
00:15Okay. Well, I was a little late this morning because one of the heels on my favorite pair of pumps
00:21broke,
00:22unless this was out of my favorite tea. You know how I love my chamomile.
00:25Well, and...
00:26Okay. Maybe not the beginning. Start where things went haywire around here.
00:31Okay. Okay. Somebody jumped me from behind.
00:35And before I passed out, I heard Alyssa struggling and yelling,
00:38No! And the last thing I remember was the screams of the dead and damned echoing in my brain.
00:44So either there was a mass escape from Rikers...
00:47Or someone shut down our containment grid again.
00:50Again? Just like Peck threatened to do.
00:53It's funny. I always knew that Peck was a pencil-neck bureaucratic prick.
00:58But I never pegged him as an evil occultist.
01:01But where did he take her?
01:03And where are all the ghosts?
01:05Cause, no offense, but if all the ghosts we've ever caught just escaped...
01:09I'm clocking out.
01:11Yeah, they would be awfully mad at us.
01:13Exactly. It's generally a bad idea for the guards to hang out in the cell blocks just after a prison
01:20break.
01:23This just in. As authorities continue to supervise the Thanksgiving evacuation of Manhattan,
01:29Increasingly powerful tremors are rocking Central Park.
01:33The question is, where are the Ghostbusters?
01:36Tell you what, kind of a nice day.
01:39Why don't we go to Central Park?
01:41Could round up some ghosts, save the girl, get back in time, turn up.
01:46Okay, the Ghostbusters ride again.
02:02Just another thousand years we go hang in there.
02:07Hang in.
02:16Time to end this foolish display.
02:19Really?
02:21Mm-hmm.
02:24I told him that if they start evacuating Manhattan, that I don't plan on coming in on Monday.
02:28And he says...
02:29And he says, I've already used all my floating holidays this year, right?
02:34I tell him, Dr. Venkman, catastrophic exodus of the city doesn't count as a floating holiday.
02:42No, it doesn't.
02:43I looked it up.
02:44So he hands me the employee handbook and tells me to look again,
02:48and that what is and isn't covered is very clearly defined.
02:52What?
02:53Yeah, it was in there.
02:55In his handwriting.
02:57In pencil.
02:58He wrote it in when he asked me to get his coffee.
03:00Anyway, I can take a half day on Monday if they evacuate the city.
03:06All right.
03:08Goodbye.
03:13Just another thousand years we go hang in there.
03:18Hang in.
03:20Hang in.
03:20Hang in.
03:38Oh, hi.
03:41Mm-hmm.
03:46Well, if they go ahead with this franchise thing, I can tell you one thing.
03:49I am not schlepping out the book in Philadelphia or God knows where every time someone needs a fresh pot
03:54of coffee.
03:57Right.
03:58Right.
03:59You have eight new messages.
04:05Goodbye.
04:11Don't you aspire to more?
04:19You have seven new messages.
04:25Hello?
04:26Who am I to calling?
04:28Who am I going to call?
04:30Am I calling to you?
04:32Ghostbusters, oh, yes.
04:40You have six new messages.
04:47Ghostbusters, we're having what you most likely call a disturbance.
04:51You guys feel like stopping by when you got a minute?
04:54You know, whenever it's convenient.
04:59You have five new messages.
05:05I don't know from no ghosts, but let me tell you this.
05:08Getting the slimes on the train to work is a drag.
05:11What gets it out?
05:12Soda?
05:17You have four new messages.
05:23Yeah, man.
05:24So, have you ever stopped to think?
05:26I mean, really think about how the ghosts feel all cramped up inside those little boxes of yours?
05:33That could be somebody's grandma in there, you know?
05:35It's not right.
05:36That kind of cruelty is a drag.
05:39Have a nice day, oppressors.
05:47You have three new messages.
05:53Hey, this is Stacy from the band Cool Hot But Not Too Hot.
05:58Big tour coming up.
05:59We were wondering if you guys do any stage lighting.
06:05You have two new messages.
06:12What's going on, Peter?
06:13Who's that girl I saw you with on the news?
06:15Oh, Tramp.
06:16You told me you don't like brunettes.
06:19In fact, you told me you actually can't see them.
06:21That your eyes don't register on the brunette wavelength spectrum.
06:25Is that even possible?
06:31You have one new messages.
06:37Sergeant Glowman down at Harbor Patrol.
06:40Okay, so there wasn't an island in the Hudson.
06:42Then there was, then there wasn't.
06:43So, guess who I'm calling first.
07:08So, guess who I'm calling first?
07:15Oh.
07:31I'm calling second.
07:44I'm calling second.
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