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00:00NANU!
00:03NANU!
00:05NANU!
00:06Hey NANU!
00:08NANU!
00:10What is it?
00:12Are you outside?
00:14Yes!
00:22NANU!
00:24Yeah?
00:31NANU!
00:32Hey NANU!
00:34Huh?
00:35Okay, look!
00:36I'm a cat! Check me out!
00:39Meow!
00:41Sakamoto, I'm like you!
00:43I'm a cat! Check me out!
00:46Check me out! See?
00:48Akase,
00:50I think your cat look
00:51is perfect!
00:54Meow?
00:57Meow!
00:59Checking me out!
01:00That's possum!
01:01You're a meow?
01:02So amusing!
01:03You're checking me out!
01:05I'm really beelining!
01:06Meow, I'm a cat!
01:07You're kidding me!
01:08Meow, you're talking!
01:11Meow, I'm forever!
01:13It's another peaceful day
01:14at the Shinonomei household.
01:16It's aniemongi household!
01:30There's no consciousness
01:32that's not as planned.
01:34Sorry, what happened!
01:35It was so exciting!
01:37It was a nightmare to go!
01:38That's not too good!
01:38You, you, you!
01:41That's no way, I didn't understand!
01:43You, that's your heart,
01:44You, I'm not aware!
02:15Transcription by CastingWords
02:38I love you.
02:46Dai-dai-dai-dai-omai!
02:50Dai-omai!
03:01Why is the Earth round?
03:04How do planes and rockets fly?
03:07Why do magnets attract and repel one another?
03:12Every one of those questions can be answered by science.
03:16Our society is infatuated by the afterlife.
03:20Things like ghosts and paranormal phenomena.
03:23But such stupid stuff couldn't possibly be real.
03:26They can't exist. There's no way.
03:31Which is why...
03:35I refuse to believe in psychic mediums!
03:43During one of my days off, I decided to make an eight-hour trek up Mount Asore.
03:48And the closer I got to the summit, the faster my heart raced.
03:53Was there really a medium up here?
03:55If there was, then where?
03:57What was the point of living in such a secluded place?
04:00Maybe if...
04:04I found one!
04:17I found one.
04:17All right.
04:18Good.
04:19I'll say there's a spirit I need channeled.
04:22Excuse me, yes?
04:25Um...
04:25Can you channel the spirit of Soap?
04:27Yes, sure.
04:28Hello!
04:29It's me, Soap!
04:34Oh!
04:35Mic test, check!
04:36Check!
04:37One, two, check!
04:37Check!
04:38Testing!
04:39One, two, three!
04:42What the?
04:43It feels like something crazy is going on here!
04:47Could there actually be somebody out there with their name...
04:51Soap?
04:53Testing!
04:54Check!
04:55One, two!
04:56Yes, it's me!
04:57I'm Soap!
04:58Yep, yep, yep!
04:59This is Soap!
05:00I can't fault her now!
05:01If I just keep asking her stuff, I'm sure she'll end up contradicting herself somehow!
05:06I have a question!
05:07If you're really Soap, then what's your blood type, huh?
05:12Hmm?
05:13Don't know.
05:18Let's try again with someone more recognizable.
05:21Excuse me, could you channel... the spirit of the great Oda Nobunaga?
05:26Give me a break here, would ya?
05:33She's refusing my request without even trying?
05:36Wait!
05:36I'm dealing with an elderly woman here!
05:38She might be overexerting herself!
05:41I'll figure out another angle!
05:53Thank you for your time.
05:56I'm gonna go home.
05:57I don't like criticizing people.
06:00Realizing that alone makes this trip worth it.
06:03Oh!
06:03One more thing!
06:05That'll be 5,000 yen.
06:08It's just a few moments!
06:09Let's go home, too.
06:12Soap!
06:26It was worth it.
06:27That's not the time.
06:27Have fun!
06:28You're in your life.
06:29You're in your life.
06:31You're in your life.
06:34Oh...
06:35Oh...
07:04You
07:06Huh?
07:07Huh?
07:09Huh?
07:10Huh?
07:10Huh?
07:11Ah!
07:12Ah!
07:17What?
07:22Boys are so weird.
07:29Okay, you ready?
07:31Rock, paper, scissors.
07:40Huh?
07:42Wait, what?
07:43Huh?
07:45Come on, Mai, wake up!
07:47You're supposed to bop me on the head when you win, didn't I just explain the rules?
07:51You're no fun.
07:52That hurts, you know?
07:53It hurts more than actually getting smacked.
07:56Alright, let's try this again one more time.
07:58If you lose, you guard, and if you win, you get hit.
08:03I didn't mean to hit me right this second!
08:05Why would you do that?
08:06Because I won the game earlier.
08:08That was earlier!
08:09You can't do it now!
08:10Act when the time is right.
08:12Live in the moment.
08:13Strike when the iron is hot.
08:14Just be spontaneous or whatever.
08:19First comes a rock.
08:21What's it gonna be?
08:22Rock, paper, scissors, and a one, two, three!
08:26You're the auto now!
08:27Whatever, let's try it again.
08:29Fresh start, okay?
08:30Rock, paper, scissors.
08:32She doesn't even care at all!
08:34Do you enjoy making me look like a fool?
08:37She's so not in the mood.
08:39And now I'm not either.
08:43Uh, where do you think you're going?
08:46There it is.
08:49That statue.
08:51Where did you get that?
08:54Carved it.
08:55Oh, thank goodness here.
08:56I thought I got reincarnated or something.
08:58I'll put this right here.
09:01Hmm.
09:02Hmm.
09:03Hmm.
09:03Hmm.
09:03She looks strangely happy.
09:06Hmm.
09:07Hmm.
09:07Hey, let's forget about that silly statue and keep playing.
09:11Okay, rock, paper, scissors.
09:15Uh, I don't think that counts.
09:18Okay, maybe it does!
09:21Unbelievable!
09:23She's so vicious!
09:26I'm begging you, Mai, please cut it out!
09:29Just play by the rules!
09:30And no using that statue as a weapon!
09:33R-Are you ready now?
09:35First comes a rock.
09:38One, two, three!
09:55You did it right!
09:58That's it!
09:59You just played the game!
10:00Oh, I knew you could do it all along!
10:03Cool, let's go for another round.
10:05Ready?
10:06And first comes a rock!
10:10God is dead!
10:12God is indeed dead!
10:16What gives?
10:17Why'd you hit me?
10:18We haven't even played the next round yet!
10:22Hmm.
10:23Maybe it's because...
10:25I don't really feel like playing.
10:27Huh.
10:31Huh.
10:33Then can I see your statue thing?
10:35Please?
10:36Yeah, sure.
10:55I'm headed to the library to return some books!
11:00Take care of the house while I'm gone!
11:03Yay!
11:07Huh?
11:09Hmm.
11:13Why does Nano's Darama guy only have one eyeball filled in?
11:18I know!
11:19If I help her out and fix the other eye for her, I bet she'll really appreciate it!
11:23She'll be so grateful she might even say that I can eat all the snacks I want whenever I want!
11:27Boop!
11:45I think I messed it up because that doesn't look right!
11:48Now what do I do?
11:49Nano will get mad and...
11:51Oh!
11:52Oh!
11:52Why does she get so mad she takes my snacks away?
11:54Oh!
11:55No more snacks for Hakaseya ever again!
11:58Oh!
11:59Just put a little of this...
12:01A little there...
12:02And...
12:03Oh!
12:08Is something wrong?
12:10I don't know what to do, Sakamoto!
12:12Look!
12:13At what?
12:14Whoa!
12:15What happened to its face?
12:16You did a number on that thing!
12:19I was just trying to even out the eyes!
12:29Don't you worry!
12:31I know what we have to do!
12:48You're on your own!
12:51Sakamoto!
12:53Where are you off to in such a hurry?
12:55Hey Hakase!
12:57Sorry I took so long, but I was picking out new books to bring home!
13:01What'd you do while I was gone?
13:03Wait, what's the...
13:04What's going on with your belly?
13:06Well, uh...
13:07You know how it goes sometimes...
13:09What does that even mean?
13:14It's coming!
13:16Wait!
13:17There's no way!
13:18You can't possibly be having a child!
13:20I'm having one now!
13:22Oh, Kane?
13:23Are you pulling some sort of prank?
13:25I'm not!
13:26I'm bringing your baby brother into the world!
13:35Oh, Kane?
13:37Uh...
13:38Uh...
13:39Uh-huh!
13:40Uh-huh-huh!
13:45Uh-huh-huh!
13:46Eh...
13:47Eh...
13:48It's your baby brother!
13:50Cuckoo!
13:52Cuckoo!
13:53Cuckoo!
13:53This could be a problem...
13:59Hellbitigas Center
14:43Nioh, you want to play a game?
14:44What kind?
14:45How about we play Kokkuri?
14:47Hmm, what's that?
14:49Wait, you've never heard of it before?
14:51Nope, never.
14:52Okay then, I'm gonna break it down for you.
14:55You start by drawing a shrine gate at the top of the paper here.
14:59Then you write yes and no on the sides and the alphabet below.
15:02Okay.
15:04And in some regions, I think you're supposed to draw a little piece of fried tofu somewhere on the paper
15:09too, but let's just stick to the simplified version for now.
15:14Then, you have to make sure to open up a north-facing entrance so the spirits can get inside.
15:20Next, we take a 10 yen coin and set it on top of the gate we drew at the beginning.
15:24Finally, we both touch the coin with our fingers and ask it a question.
15:28There's no restriction on what kind of things you can ask the spirits, so the sky's basically the limit here.
15:33Sure.
15:34And then, without any effort of our own, spirits will slide the coin around and spell out the answers to
15:39our questions for us.
15:40Really?
15:41Yeah, I know it's awesome, but some things are taboo.
15:45First off, you can't play the game by yourself, and you can't half-ass it.
15:48Because if you do, you might get possessed.
15:51Oh.
15:52You also risk getting possessed if you stop partway through, so you gotta commit.
15:56Right, I get it.
15:57Now you know how to play the wonderfully spooky game of Kokiri.
16:01So, what do you say we give it a shot?
16:03No, I'm good.
16:07Um...
16:20Um...
16:20So, uh, that concludes the lessons I have for you today.
16:24Remember that we'll be having a quiz tomorrow, so make sure you don't forget to study tonight.
16:29What?
16:29Can't you push the quiz back?
16:31It doesn't matter if you take it later.
16:33You're still gonna bomb it.
16:36Yeah, probably.
16:37Excuse me, Ms. Sakurai.
16:39How can I help you, Ms. Ayo-e?
16:41I just had a question for you, if you don't mind.
16:44Go ahead.
16:45Well, about that English test we had a little while ago.
16:49What is this supposed to be?
16:51The correct answer for that one was fly.
16:54No, I'm not asking about the answer.
16:56I'm wondering if you were the one who drew this low-level-looking monster.
16:59Yes, I did.
17:00I figured it would help make the test a little easier if there was a visual aid.
17:05Well, then, you have some pretty awesome drawings.
17:08How kind of you.
17:09But my drawings aren't great, so I'm sorry if they were hard to identify.
17:14I know!
17:15How about I give you a hand and draw you a picture that you can put on the next exam?
17:19I promise it'll be something really cool.
17:22Sure, okay.
17:23Oh, hey, Meow.
17:25Check it out.
17:26My drawing is gonna be in the next test.
17:28Really? Why?
17:29The teacher said she would use it.
17:31I bet you could get yours on there, too, if you drew a little doodle of your own right now.
17:35Yeah, I don't know if I'm cut out for something like that.
17:38Huh?
17:39What do you mean?
17:40I'm just not the greatest.
17:42And besides, I gotta go return this thing.
17:45If you say so.
17:46Hey, I think I'm gonna draw a cool-looking dude.
17:58Get a load of this handsome stud.
18:02Wow, you look so cool!
18:05That's impressive.
18:06I'd say you've got quite the artistic talent there.
18:09Well, it's not that amazing.
18:11Wait, maybe it is.
18:16I think I'm gonna name my dapper doodle dude Hubba Hungerson.
18:19Wow, that's such a cool name!
18:23None of this is cool!
18:30I don't know, guys.
18:32I think it should look more like this.
18:35Oh!
18:37Feast your eyes!
18:38Wow, amazing!
18:40It looks like it's from a manga.
18:41You must put a lot of time and effort
18:43into practicing your art skills.
18:45Well, uh, just a little remarkable.
18:48Show me some of your other work.
18:50I don't think so.
18:52Oh, but why not?
18:53I would love to see more of your stuff.
18:56Um, well, it's just...
18:59Give me that thing!
19:01My drawing is way cooler than yours, see?
19:04See?
19:08You straight up copied me!
19:10You don't know that.
19:11I saw you do it!
19:13Homage may be the word you're looking for.
19:15So you're admitting that you copied?
19:17Wow, that's so cool!
19:18You are so easy to please!
19:29All right then, prepare yourselves for some of this!
19:34Glasses?
19:34Every girl swoons over the cool and collected demeanor behind those lenses!
19:38Ah, so he wears glasses!
19:43Ah, so he wears glasses!
19:43Hmm?
19:44Hmm?
19:44Is his eyesight bad?
19:46He'd probably look better if he wore contacts.
19:49You two don't understand anything!
19:51You know, I'll add an extra bit.
19:54There we go.
19:55They're hanging under his ears!
19:56You soul stole my glasses idea!
20:00There's sunglasses.
20:01Wow!
20:02They're so cool!
20:03Are you kidding me?
20:04Oh yeah?
20:05Then how's this?
20:07A butler!
20:08The perfect gentleman who serves you tea and follows your every command!
20:10He'll treat you like the fine young lady you are!
20:13Huh?
20:13Glasses again?
20:14I don't think I understand the appeal!
20:18Maybe you should have taken my contacts idea?
20:20Ah!
20:23I feel like you're a bit out of touch, Mio.
20:26Tell you what, I'll show you what being cool is really all about.
20:30Some of this and some of that.
20:32Check it!
20:34It's floating!
20:36Wait, hold on a sec!
20:37Is he supposed to be driving?
20:40Wow!
20:40He's so fast and dangerous!
20:42You've gotta be kidding me!
20:46They don't understand coolness at all!
20:48You wanna see something cool?
20:50Then I'll have to show you.
20:53This is a lesson now.
20:55You're gonna see what true coolness really is.
20:58You'll see!
20:59You'll all see!
21:04This is the coolest!
21:06Yeah.
21:13Oh!
21:14Oh!
21:14Oh!
21:15No!
21:16No!
21:18No!
21:20I'm just kidding!
21:24I can't!
21:27I can't!
21:31my butt!
21:50I drew this while listening to jazz.
21:56Good morning!
21:59Oh!
22:00Oh, good morning, all-knowing master.
22:02Don't you even!
22:04Listen up, class. It's time for this morning's quiz, so take one and pass it down, please.
22:09Oh, man, this sucks. I was hoping that I could keep my drawing skills a secret for a while longer.
22:14Then I had to go overboard.
22:17All things considered, after going berserk like that,
22:21I should be relieved that what I drew ended up as tame as it was.
22:25I guess I should count myself lucky.
22:28But I'm sure I won't hear the end of it from Yuko, at least for the next few days.
22:32That's okay, though. I gotta look on the bright side and stay positive.
22:36Yo.
22:39Hurry up and pass it back.
22:44Ready and...
22:45Begin!
23:02Yoink! Bang! Zoom!
23:04Hello, it's nice to meet you. I'm an onomatopoeia.
23:07Cock-a-doodle-doo! Now you try it!
23:09But don't chicken out!
23:11The next episode of My Ordinary Life is episode 6.
23:14Look forward to it!
23:15See you next time!
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