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00:02I've noticed some unruly behavior among the students as of late.
00:07And since you are the school's guidance counselor,
00:09I trust that you'll be stricter with students and enforce our rules.
00:13Of course.
00:14Yes, you can count on me.
00:18Yes, you can count on me.
02:18Wait, just calm down.
02:20You can do this.
02:50Um, excuse me?
02:53Please tell the chef.
03:00The meal was to die for.
03:08The meal was to die for.
03:34I'm a little bit of a headache.
03:35Don't mind her.
03:36Okay.
03:37I guess if you say so.
03:39Hmm.
03:40Oh, one more thing.
03:42Hmm?
03:43Question.
03:43What do you call that frilly piece of cloth around your neck?
03:46Ah, you mean this?
03:48Yes, I have to say it looks rather dashing.
03:56What do you call that frilly piece of cloth around your neck?
04:20What do you call that frilly piece of cloth around your neck?
04:21Oh, no.
04:31No.
04:33Oh, no.
04:36Oh, no.
04:46Thank you! I appreciate it!
04:49You wanna stop by on the way?
04:51Yeah, it sounds fun!
04:55Excuse me! Anaka no Cho! A moment, please!
05:01Yes! How can I help you?
05:03Oh, well, you see, thing is, I was just thinking that your haircut might be a little too extreme for
05:09school!
05:12I mean, trust me a little bit! On second thought, it's not all that bad!
05:16It's all I have!
05:18Hey, I'm really sorry if I offended you! I was only saying-
05:21My hair! My hair doesn't grow out on the sides!
05:30Green light, still green light, green light, and red light!
05:40Everyone went home already.
05:51Um, what are these?
05:53Those are green plums.
05:55I thought it might be kind of fun if I tried pickling some of them at home this year.
05:59Pickled plums are so sour.
06:01But they're very healthy for you.
06:03Plus, if you put them inside of rice balls, it'll keep the rice from going bad.
06:07Ah!
06:08Yum!
06:10Hey, Nana!
06:11I think not.
06:12You say no, but I haven't even asked anything yet!
06:15We bought you plenty of snacks the other day, and I thought I made it clear that we're not going
06:19to buy any more of them until you finish the ones you already have at home.
06:24Are you listening to me?
06:27Remember, we came here for a purpose.
06:29To shop for, uh...
06:31Sakamoto!
06:32Right!
06:32He told Sakamoto that this grocery trip was to get him food, so we can't get distracted by...
06:41Oh, that's giant.
06:43Um, excuse me.
06:44Yes?
06:45Anything I can help you with?
06:46That thing up there, is it new?
06:49Yes, our snowman just came in this morning.
06:51It's the only one we have in the whole store.
06:57Can I eat it?
06:59Well, I guess it wouldn't be too different from a shaved ice dessert.
07:03Oh, it's cold.
07:09And cheap, too.
07:11Gonna buy it?
07:12Uh, no, I was just wondering how much it was.
07:14Oh, check out the snowman.
07:16I want it.
07:18Huh?
07:19Young lady.
07:21Yes, ma'am?
07:22If you're not going to buy that snowman, please give it to me.
07:33Okay, I'll take it.
07:37So I don't get to buy anything, but you can buy whatever you want?
07:40You're such a big manie!
07:41Listen, it's not like that.
07:44Yes, it is!
07:45You must let me get my favorite snacks, but you picked up a snowman just because he's cute!
07:50It's not fair!
07:51I want to buy snowman!
07:52Okay, fine, I give.
07:53You can get one snack.
07:55Do you mean it?
07:57All right, we're good.
08:03All right, we're good.
08:05So that's why you ended up buying that thing.
08:08Uh-huh.
08:08It's cute, it's cold, and I like how it feels.
08:16Okie dokie, here's some more.
08:24No, no, I need more snow right away.
08:27Coming right up.
08:28You two are unbelievable.
08:31Anyway, where's the food you got for me?
08:35Oh.
08:40She forgot my food.
08:42That's no way to treat a cat.
08:45Talk about a cold shelter.
08:54First comes a rock.
08:56What's it gonna be?
08:58Rock, paper, scissors, and a one, two, three!
09:06A friendly way!
09:11Let's go!
09:15Let's go!
09:15Let's go!
09:49Oh, my God.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:26That's not it.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:57Oh, my God.
11:02Oh, my God.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:49Green light.
11:52And red light.
11:54Are we still not done?
11:58Are we still not done?
12:15I got sent out into the hall again.
12:25I'm finally starting to get used to this body.
12:35Just looking at them is making me hungry.
12:40What are these?
12:41these are called pickled plums they're quite delicious that's mr. Sakamoto to
13:04you you little brat what did you forget already oh yeah I did forget sorry
13:08Sakamoto no you're just doing it on purpose I just forgot again but I
13:12promise I'll remember it next time Sakamoto do you mock me child
13:16all right I'm off to the store
13:30geez you two really need to learn some manners you've got no respect sorry
13:35Sakamoto I'm not doing it on purpose did you for once add the mister how many
13:43times do I have to tell you before you get it through your thick skull and what
13:45makes you think you can give gum to a cat would you cut it out listen up as I've
13:58explained before I'm older than you in human and in cat years and as your elder
14:03I deserve respect in the form of the title mister so you gotta do the thing you
14:15know what I said before about the you know name
14:20what can I go use the potty yeah sure go ahead
14:28potty time and she took it with her
14:37as I suspected those two kids are the only ones living in this place
14:43now I get it that explains why there's so undisciplined so if I'm older than both of
14:53them I guess that means I'm the oldest in the entire house so be it seems like
14:58I'll have to step in as the parental figure they're lacking this is quite the
15:05unusual family I've been brought into crap if she finds out I was playing with an
15:19eraser she'll lose her respect for me the respect I worked so hard for I was a
15:32taking a nap cats sure do sleep a lot anyway that's the way things are the way
15:40things are yep now you're getting it you've got to get a grip on the basics first like
15:46learning how to respect your help there's this is so much fun
15:57Sakamoto do it again do it again come on the jumper
16:00hey don't forget the basics I told you to call me Mr. Sakamoto
16:04I'm home
16:05this is so much fun
16:31I mean ko
16:34also
16:35Oh
16:39Don't you have a remark, Lionel?
16:53Green light!
16:56Red light!
16:59Green light!
17:08It's like she's begging me to make a joke about how she's reading weird stuff.
17:13Well, I guess I'll take the bait.
17:15That book you're reading is going undercover!
17:20Yuko, please don't ever make a joke like that one again.
17:24The jokes you make are always so good.
17:27My own aren't nearly as funny when compared to your jokes.
17:36Well, I don't always come up with the jokes on my own.
17:39Sometimes the jokes come up with me.
17:41You know, like just now when you had your book stacked up weird, it's almost like you were asking for
17:45it.
17:46But like, thing is, I wasn't sure you'd think it was funny.
17:49Really? You weren't sure?
17:52Are you being honest when you say that?
17:54Huh?
17:57Huh?
17:57I figured that you would understand.
17:59Huh?
18:01I thought you'd catch on to what I was doing since you're so intelligent.
18:05Huh?
18:08I had no idea you saw me in that way!
18:10I mean, I'm flattered you think so highly of me, and it's so good to know there's someone out there
18:13who thinks I'm trustworthy!
18:15Trustworthy?
18:19I'd rather not bring trust into this, and I don't think we should speak to each other.
18:24After all, we aren't friends anymore.
18:31We're best friends.
18:32We don't need words to convey our feelings.
18:40You mean it?
18:44Come on, don't be silly.
18:45Even though we're best friends, we can still talk, right?
18:52But my...
18:53I would prefer it if you didn't touch me so frequently.
18:58Alright then.
19:00Sorry.
19:02Please stop it.
19:04You keep saying things like that, and I can't help it.
19:08Huh?
19:09I can't stop myself from liking you even more.
19:21Um, uh, hey, it's not a big deal.
19:24Of course you like me because we're friends.
19:26Best friends, right?
19:27High five!
19:28No, it's not like that at all.
19:31Huh?
19:31I do like you as a friend, but I also like you as more than that.
19:40Sorry.
19:42I just...
19:43Can't really explain it.
19:48Well, I...
19:49That's, uh...
19:57What the heck is going on?
19:59I knew something was up.
20:00She's talking way more than usual.
20:02Come to think of it, she was the one who suggested that we go somewhere alone today.
20:07Did she...
20:08Want to confess her feelings?
20:09But why and since when?
20:11How long has she felt this way?
20:15Hey, uh, Mai, I just have a little something to clear up.
20:21The thing is, I don't know what to say.
20:24This is all happening so fast and we're both so young and we're only in high school.
20:27We've got our whole lives ahead of us.
20:29I think we might be rushing into things.
20:31You know that I was just kidding, right?
20:33That was super, ultra, great, delicious, wonderfully hard to understand!
20:41Why would you do that?
20:42You totally had me going there!
20:43Now you're saying it was all a joke?
20:46I see.
20:48You're usually so perceptive to these kinds of things, so I was expecting that you would figure out what I
20:53was up to and play along.
20:54Well, I...
20:56I had a feeling you were up to something.
20:59You're a liar.
21:00Not exactly, I knew that something was off.
21:03It just took time for my brain to process the signs.
21:06I almost had you figured out, too.
21:08You ended up dropping the act before I could put it all together and start playing off of you.
21:13Didn't you just say that I totally had you going earlier?
21:17I hate being lied to more than anything so you can stop making excuses.
21:24Uh...
21:24Sorry.
21:25Chill out, I'm still just joking with you.
21:28I don't even know what to believe anymore!
21:31So you didn't notice then?
21:32You couldn't catch the other joke I made?
21:34I don't care, just tell me what it was.
21:39It was at the very beginning when I said I thought you were smart.
21:43You went along with it, so I just kept on messing with you.
21:47That was why?!
21:51Well, at least I can understand why you made that first joke.
22:13It's me, your friendly neighborhood apartment complex.
22:17Can you believe I'm over 40 years old now?
22:19I guess you could call me the land lady.
22:21That's got a raunchy ring to it, doesn't it?
22:23The next episode of My Ordinary Life is Episode 5.
22:26Look forward to it!
22:27I heard this one.
22:28I'm sorry.
22:28It's time for the room.
22:28I was, like, it's too late!
22:28Even now I have to get a mic on my phone.
22:29I am sorry!
22:29I'm sorry!
22:29Not that you were hearing, but...
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