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00:00Stay there! My name is Dwymon!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:06I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:09Nobu, but he's a mess!
00:12Dwymon!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:14To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:19But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:32You know, I've got this crazy feeling,
00:34like something good is gonna happen today!
00:36I hate to break it to you, Nobu, but that isn't the case!
00:41At 2.30, you will be skewered by needles!
00:45At 3.45, you will be roasted alive!
00:48What is this? Who's saying all these crazy things?
00:51Who's there?
00:53No one's there!
00:55I'm losing my mind!
01:01So, did I scare you or what?
01:06Weird yapping seal with the legs!
01:09Clean your glasses!
01:10I'm clearly a cat-shaped robot!
01:12It's so good!
01:13Yes, I'm a talking cat-shaped robot!
01:16Well, what in the world do you want from me?
01:18And more importantly, how the heck did you just crawl out of my desk drawer?
01:21I wouldn't get bogged down in the details right now!
01:24The thing to focus on is that I've come here to save you from a horrible fate!
01:28The thing with the needles?
01:29And the roasting?
01:31Nah, that stuff is totally gonna happen!
01:34And worse!
01:35The horrible fate is that you will lead a truly crummy life!
01:39Stop freaking me out!
01:40You have no idea what sort of life I'll end up having?
01:43On the contrary, I do!
01:45Don't you want to know how I know this?
01:52Hold on, what's this?
01:54It's a dorayaki.
01:55We call them yummy buns.
01:57Yummy bun?
01:58Robocat scores!
02:01Delicious!
02:08Those are amazing!
02:10You know, I think I'll like it here!
02:14Catch you later!
02:28Robot cat in my desk, I am losing it!
02:31Just a weird dream!
02:34Yep, a totally crazy dream!
02:36Hey!
02:37Doraemon!
02:41Oh good!
02:42Doraemon's gone!
02:44I told him I wouldn't interfere, but I had to see the look on your face when you found out!
02:49Listen, you and Doraemon are gonna have some amazing adventures!
02:52You know, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you, Nobi.
02:54I'm actually kind of jealous of you guys.
02:56But if anyone needs Doraemon to help them out, it's definitely you!
03:00Your life turns out terrible!
03:02Really rotten!
03:03It's so bad, it actually becomes a cautionary tale!
03:06So that's why I decided to send Doraemon back here to live with you!
03:09That cat will turn your life around!
03:11He's gonna make things bizarre and crazy and super awesome!
03:14You'll see, Grandpa!
03:16Now wait a second!
03:17Why are you calling me Grandpa?
03:18We're like the same age!
03:19Wait, you don't know?
03:21Doraemon was supposed to tell you all that!
03:23Right!
03:24I forgot that part!
03:25Well tell him!
03:26No wonder he looks so confused!
03:28The two of us have come here today, from the future!
03:31Yeah, we used a time machine!
03:32We accidentally opened a portal inside your desk drawer!
03:35Hm?
03:36What do people from the future want with me?
03:39It was Sophie's idea!
03:40This guy here is your great-great-grandson!
03:42And that makes you my Grandpa's Grandpa!
03:46Hm?
03:47But I'm still just a kid!
03:49How can I possibly have grandkids who have grandkids?
03:52You were right about this guy, hush!
03:55Look, one day, you're gonna grow up and become an adult!
03:59Hm?
03:59And then eventually, you're gonna get married!
04:02Yeah?
04:02I guess I might!
04:03No, you will!
04:05In exactly 14 years!
04:06Really?
04:08So, who's it gonna be?
04:10It's someone super cool, right?
04:12Do you remember who it was?
04:13Were they cool?
04:14Hm, not really!
04:16Let's see...
04:17I believe her name was Little G!
04:19Oh, yeah!
04:20Right!
04:20Little G!
04:24Do you have any idea how ridiculous that is?
04:27The girl you're saying I'm gonna marry is Biggie's little sister!
04:29That is wrong on so many levels!
04:32Listen, there's no point in complaining to me about it!
04:34There's no way!
04:35Please, no!
04:36Maybe you need to see some photographic evidence!
04:39Evidence?
04:40Photos of your wedding day!
04:43The litter of children you had!
04:45Wait...
04:46It gets even uglier!
04:49Yeah, that's definitely not pretty!
04:50Talk about embarrassing!
04:52Tell me about it!
04:52This is all life!
04:53Wow!
04:54No need to panic!
04:55Yeah, just hear us out!
04:56No more hearing!
04:57Get out of here!
04:59Come on!
05:01That is nothing but crazy talk!
05:03There's no way I'm ever gonna believe it!
05:05What's going on?
05:05What's wrong?
05:06Novi!
05:07Novi, stop!
05:08Just calm down!
05:09Put down the broom!
05:12Crazy future people in my desk drawer!
05:15I see!
05:16You had a scary dream, that's all!
05:20Look, there's nothing in here but some pens, pencils, and old wads of chewing gum!
05:26Know what your grandpa would tell me when I had a bad dream?
05:29He said bad dreams are actually great dreams in disguise because they mean something good's
05:33about to happen!
05:34That's right!
05:34Great!
05:35So you have nothing to worry about!
05:36But that is one wild imagination you have!
05:39You might just end up having a career making cartoons!
05:42Absolutely!
05:43Yeah, but...
05:44Something tells me it wasn't a dream!
05:462.30 skewered by needles!
05:49Hm?
05:50Wait!
05:50That means I only have one minute left!
05:53But...
05:54I don't see anything sharp or pokey!
05:56Can't just make a needle in 60 seconds!
05:58I'm getting worked up for nothing!
05:59Yeah, just a bunch of garbly gook!
06:01Simply a bad dream!
06:03Hey, Nobi!
06:04Huh?
06:05Huh?
06:06Hey there, Sue!
06:08And Big G, Little G?
06:10We lost our bad mitten birdie!
06:12Will you get it?
06:13You don't have to clobber it every time he comes to you, Big G!
06:16It wouldn't be a problem if his house didn't have a room!
06:19Steady, steady like a cat!
06:21I meant go get a ladder!
06:23No!
06:23I got it!
06:36I did warn you!
06:40Terrible place for a cactus!
06:43Are you alright?
06:44It's like your butt was skewered by needles!
06:47He was right!
06:49The thing with the needles did happen!
06:51What's going on, Nobi?
06:52What?
06:53Oh, me?
06:54I'm totally fine!
06:55There's nothing weird in my life at all!
06:58Okay...
06:58Well, do you wanna join us then?
07:00Play some badminton?
07:02Ugh...
07:03Don't bother!
07:04He's a terrible player!
07:05He's just gonna end up losing!
07:07Not true!
07:09Look, you're on, Big G!
07:10Let's do it!
07:11What?
07:12You wanna play me?
07:13Oh, that'll be fun!
07:14Every time you miss, I get to paint something on your face!
07:18Huh?
07:19Hey, us girls were having our own game till you barged in,
07:21and now you're kicking us out entirely!
07:23Put a sock in it!
07:24You wanna chicken out?
07:26Now's your chance!
07:29No way!
07:30I'm taking you down!
07:31Come on!
07:32Let's start this thing!
07:40My art project is done!
07:42Ran out of canvas!
07:43It's a good look for you, Nobi!
07:45Did you really have to turn me into a Martian Big G?!
07:50If I really end up marrying little G, then that means Big G is gonna be my brother!
07:57That is a horrible fate!
08:00Big G?
08:01That's my brother?
08:04No!
08:06No!
08:08I won't do it!
08:09I don't care what the robot cat says!
08:11I don't wanna marry little G!
08:12Huh?
08:13And who says I'd marry you?
08:15Ya big loser!
08:16That's my sister!
08:17You jerk!
08:19If you're dissing her, you're dissing me!
08:22Did I just say that out loud?
08:26You're gonna pay!
08:30Get back here!
08:32This isn't over, Nobi!
08:37That really was horrible!
08:39At 345, you'll be roasted alive!
08:43Yeah, yeah, right!
08:44Like that's gonna happen!
08:50Huh?
08:50What's going on?
08:52Huh?
08:52Nobi, what happened?
08:57Here you go!
08:58I brought you some nice dry clothes!
09:02This is sorta like being roasted!
09:04He was right again!
09:09So now do you believe us?
09:13Okay, you may be from the future, but how do I know you're right about my life?
09:18Cause we know how it turns out!
09:19But you can totally change all that if you just make better choices now!
09:23So basically, whether you end up having an amazing future or a crummy one, depends entirely on you!
09:31It's up to me, huh?
09:33Wait a sec!
09:34If my fate changes and I don't marry little G, then that means you would never be born!
09:38So now he's an expert on time travel?
09:40It's time travel stuff, don't overthink it!
09:43And to make sure things go smoothly and you don't get off track, you're gonna have me by your side
09:47through every bit to help you out!
09:50You mean it?
09:51Absolutely!
09:52Cool! I've got a robot cat best friend now!
09:56Awesome!
09:57It's gonna be great!
09:58I'm so glad you're on board with this plan!
10:01Alright, I'm going back to the future now!
10:03I'm counting on you, Doraemon!
10:04You got it!
10:06Hmm?
10:07Hey!
10:08You know, since I've come all this way, I might as well check out what the city looks like in
10:12this time period!
10:14Hey, if you don't get back, then your mama's gonna let you have it!
10:17I just wanna take a quick peek!
10:18Oh, alright then!
10:21Let's break out!
10:22The Hacker!
10:25Here you go, put it on!
10:27And, I'll put yours on for ya!
10:31Okie dokie!
10:39Um, question?
10:41Could you possibly put this on the wrong part of my body?
10:44Hey, it's working, isn't it?
10:46Well, sorta!
10:48Look, I'm one seriously high-tech robo cat!
10:51I don't make mistakes, you gotta relax and learn to trust me!
10:54He-he-he!
10:57No!
10:58Not trusted!
11:03Plasma cannons!
11:05Boom!
11:07Fire the torpedoes!
11:11Stations, everyone!
11:12This ship's unstoppable!
11:13Meow!
11:14You seem to be having fun scribbling away!
11:17Hey, it's not scribble!
11:19It's the space destroyer USS Noby!
11:22Mega cool, huh?
11:23Now, if I could really build it, I'd rule the universe!
11:40Captain Noby, the enemy has begun to attack!
11:43Bless the plus mechanics!
11:44Roger!
11:52Victory!
11:53Captain Noby, you saved the galaxy!
11:55Well, yeah, I guess I did!
11:57Haha, again!
11:59Let's build it!
11:59Do what?
12:02The Mecha Maker!
12:06We can make my ship with this thing?
12:08Yep, first the materials!
12:09What do you mean?
12:10Do you have any plastic lying around?
12:13Hmm...
12:13Yeah!
12:14I got some stuff!
12:17I've got all these old toys I don't play with anymore!
12:19Dump them in the Mecha Maker!
12:23And then we chuck in your scribbly drawing of the spaceship!
12:45Wow!
12:52This looks so much better in my head!
12:54Yeah, I don't think NASA will be hiring ya!
12:58But you'll like it better when you're at the controls, Captain!
13:01What are we waiting for?
13:03Let's go!
13:08Space Destroyer Class USS Noby!
13:10Launch!
13:16We did it!
13:17Ha ha!
13:17We did it!
13:19Ha ha!
13:20Good!
13:20Very good!
13:21Woohoo!
13:22Ha ha!
13:23Ha ha!
13:25Ha ha ha!
13:25Ha ha ha!
13:26Ha ha ha!
13:26Ha ha!
13:26Ha ha ha!
13:26Ha ha ha!
13:29Ha ha!
13:30Oh, hey there, Sue!
13:32Oh!
13:32Hi, Noby!
13:36Huh?
13:37Look out!
13:41Uh, uh...
13:42Phew!
13:43That was a close one!
13:44Good shootin' Captain!
13:46I smell burnt hair!
13:54Space Destroyer USS Noby!
13:56Return to port!
13:59Cool!
14:00It might not be pretty, but I designed it myself!
14:02Well, I think it's a good idea!
14:03It's awesome!
14:04Ha ha ha!
14:04Yeah, it is!
14:05Okay, now let's go show it off to Sneetch and Big G!
14:16Battleship USS Sneetch!
14:17Fire all cannons!
14:22Wow, that was far from cool!
14:24Yeah, yeah, okay, I know that!
14:26But it was really super expensive, and I forgot to keep the stupid, stupid receipt!
14:31What is this?
14:35Check out my latest killer creation, guys!
14:37The USS Space Destroyer Noby!
14:40What?
14:40You made that?
14:41Plasma cannons!
14:43Particle beams!
14:46Ha ha ha!
14:47So cool!
14:49Oh, awesome!
14:50He can barely tie his shoes, and he made that?
14:53It's easy as pie!
14:54You just gotta load the design and some junk into the Mecha Maker!
14:58So, this Mecha Maker you speak of?
15:01Huh?
15:01Let's trade!
15:02I'll give you a hundred yummy buns!
15:04Hey, Doraemon's gadgets aren't for sale!
15:06A hundred yummy buns!
15:08Ha ha ha!
15:09You'd be greedy of me not to share!
15:13Thanks, Doraemon!
15:14All those yummy buns will be in the mail!
15:17Later, losers!
15:19How could you just sell out to Sneetch like that?
15:22I'm a Robocat with a weakness!
15:25I love yummy buns!
15:32Ta-da!
15:33Ugh!
15:34The design specs for every spaceship you've ever seen in a movie or TV show are in this book!
15:39Uh, so?
15:41So?
15:42To do it right, I'll steal all the best parts from all the coolest ships!
15:46I get it! This is gonna rule!
15:48And I won't skimp on materials, only brand new expensive models!
15:52Right on!
15:53Add in some extra plastic to make it super strong!
15:56Sneetch, you are a genius!
15:59The spaceship is gonna be epic!
16:01Let's call it the Big Star Fortress G-Sneetch!
16:04Whoa!
16:09Sweet!
16:12Big Star Fortress G-Sneetch complete!
16:20Huh?
16:21A hundred shots, a hundred hits!
16:22Come on, Nobi!
16:23It's my turn!
16:24Let me try!
16:25I'm gonna try it, too!
16:29Big Star Fortress G-Sneetch, attack!
16:32Blow Nobi spaceship out of the sky!
16:34Yeah, wait, what'd you say?
16:37No, no, no, no, don't do that!
16:41Go pick on a spaceship your own size!
16:44Excuse me, but those yummy buns you promised...
16:47Oh!
16:48Doraemon, didn't you hear the news?
16:50Yummy buns are out of stock!
16:52None for you!
16:58You cheated!
17:00Hey, you okay, buddy?
17:01He tricked me.
17:03This means war, Snitch!
17:05Yeah!
17:05Huh?
17:06Plasma cannons, fire!
17:11Look at that, not a scratch!
17:14Ultra Beam, fire!
17:25So thanks to the Big Star Fortress G-Sneetch...
17:28The USS Flying Trash Can Nobi has been defeated!
17:36You know, I've lost my cool spaceship just as you could...
17:38We have to make an even more powerful space destroyer!
17:43Easy there, Doraemon!
17:45Snitch, cheat at me!
17:52It's time for us to get the Mecha Maker back!
17:56Let's go!
17:57The Anywhere door?
17:58Okay.
18:04We're going home to design a mega ship!
18:07Yeah!
18:08The Big Star Fortress G-Sneetch is going down!
18:11We're gonna need all this paper just to fit the design!
18:14It's so big, I need three hands!
18:17Hmm...
18:18Maybe bigger doesn't always mean better?
18:21Ah, jeez, everyone's a critic!
18:24The View Printer!
18:27This gadget will take your stinky sketch and de-stinkify it!
18:32And that should do it!
18:34For materials, let's go with steel!
18:36Huh?
18:37You sure?
18:37Boo!
18:38The honor of yummy buns is at stake, and Snitch is going to fill my steely wrath!
18:43Y-y-y-y-y!
18:45Empty cat, old bucket, crusty nails, revenge is a dish best served with yummy buns!
18:50Snitch sure messed with the wrong Robocat!
18:53We're gonna need a lot more steel to finish making this ship!
18:56But we're not gonna find that much metal just lying around!
18:59This thing is an eyesore!
19:01Hey!
19:01If you don't want this car, we'll get rid of it for ya!
19:04Great!
19:04I never wanna see this pile of junk again!
19:07See?
19:07We're doing him a favor!
19:08Mmm-hmm!
19:11If it's metal, throw it in!
19:13You got it!
19:15Reduce, reuse, recycle!
19:18Even carpets!
19:38The big Star Fortress G-Sneech is invincible!
19:43Alright you guys, you're going down!
19:50Meet the USS Bonaventure!
19:54No!
19:55I won't let them beat me!
19:56Take him out, Ultra Bean!
20:02Ha ha!
20:03You kept your solid steel and permeate to your puny attack!
20:07This might not end well!
20:09This is what's wrong!
20:11Ha ha ha ha!
20:12Ha ha ha!
20:13Ha ha ha!
20:14Ha ha ha ha!
20:14Ha ha ha ha!
20:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
20:14Ha ha ha ha!
20:15Ha ha ha ha ha!
20:16Drymon, we totally did it!
20:18Huh?
20:20But I'm just getting started!
20:21No one cheats me out of yummy buns and gets away with it!
20:24You're starting to freak me out!
20:29This way!
20:31Quick!
20:32Hide it in there!
20:33In that pipe!
20:33Yeah!
20:33Good idea, Big G!
20:34They'll never look there!
20:36You can't hide from justice!
20:40Prepare yourselves for a hundred buns worth of hungry Robocat Vengeance!
20:46Ha ha ha!
20:47Ha ha ha!
20:48Ha ha ha!
20:49Ha ha ha!
20:50Ha ha ha!
20:50Ha ha ha!
20:51Ha ha ha!
20:54Never stand between a Robocat and his yummy buns!
20:59What do you mean you want your old car back?
21:02Ugh!
21:03You said you never wanted to see it again!
21:05No way, man!
21:06That car was a work of art!
21:08A classic example of post-modern automotive design!
21:11I'm sorry, guys!
21:13Could you just give the car back?
21:14Well...
21:15Okie dokie!
21:16Huh?
21:19Go easy on the starboard thrusters!
21:22Watch out for enemy aliens!
21:24Drive carefully!
21:26Ah ha ha ha!
21:28Ah ha ha!
21:31Ah ha ha!
21:31Who was sent from a dark future to change the course of time and protect one human from
21:38failure?
21:39Are you sure you know what you're doing?
21:41All data deleted.
21:43Ah!
21:44Ah!
21:45Meet the cat that will change all that!
21:48This is one of those extra-dimensional deals!
21:50That's crazy!
21:51Doraemon.
21:51You got it.
21:52The future is meow.
21:54Forgot to tell you about that.
21:56Doraemon.
21:57Brand new tomorrow at 1230, 1130 Central on Disney XD.
22:01Wow.
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