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03:17Well, well, well, look who it is. It's my bestest pal herself. You've finally come to grace me with your
03:21presence, huh?
03:23You sure do take things to a whole nother level, don't you? You know, like a mountain.
03:27Tell me, tell me, what's it like being an actual real-life mountain?
03:35Well, I guess she doesn't like being called a mountain.
03:41So, yeah, like a mountain.
04:08I get it. You're mad at me, and I think I understand why.
04:14Yesterday, I stole a bite of broccoli from your lunch, the last piece, and now you're angry.
04:20But don't worry. I got you a new thing of broccoli!
04:24You should have told me that you liked it so much before I shoved it in my mouth,
04:27but we can put all the behind us now because you've got a new broccoli!
04:30So there we go. Problem solved.
04:34Anyway, my old man flipped the channel just as fast as he could.
04:42It's not about the broccoli, then.
04:46Maybe the cauliflower? Probably not.
05:01I've done so many potentially offensive things, I don't even know which one she'd be mad at me for.
05:10Although there is one thing that does stand out. I'll have to bite the bullet and apologize.
05:16I don't want her to stay mad at me forever.
05:18Okay.
05:22Hey, Mai, listen! Sorry for eating your main dish.
05:30And for stealing your apple bunny!
05:32And for rice!
05:33And for leaving the beans!
05:35Oh, come on.
05:36Oh, man! Why are you so mad at me?
05:39That's all I can think of!
05:42If it's not your lunch, then what is it?
05:44Oh!
05:45Maybe it's because of what happened that one time when that Buddha statue was on your desk.
05:51Is it because I accidentally snapped its head off?
05:54Or that I took it home and did a crappy job at fixing it?
06:02Was it because I buried it and had a secret funeral?
06:06Or because I changed my mind, dug it back up, and left a memorial on your desk?
06:11Or because I changed my mind again and decided to cream it in, Daddy?
06:15Well, help me out! I'm dying here!
06:30Okay, so you were just listening to music this whole time.
06:34You couldn't hear anything, could you?
06:36It's no problem, since I really was just talking to myself anyway, so you didn't really miss much.
06:41Man, that was a close one. I almost spilled every bean I had to her.
06:45That last part?
06:46Huh?
06:47Buddha.
06:48I didn't know.
06:50I didn't know.
06:54I didn't know.
06:57Excuse me, Tanaka.
06:59Hmm?
06:59I'm sorry, but do you have a moment?
07:02Well, uh, I just wanted to say that it's about your hair.
07:07Don't you think it's getting a little big these days?
07:10You know what?
07:11Yes?
07:13How about a pancake?
07:22I totally forgot I had to do this worksheet, but I still have five minutes until class starts.
07:30You already let me copy her work yesterday?
07:32I'm begging you!
07:37I can't ask her again.
07:39That means I am no choice.
07:43Hey, am I?
07:45So, this is totally embarrassing, but I kinda sorta completely forgot to do today's math homework.
07:51Do you think it'd be possible if I could take the quickest little peek at yours before class starts?
07:55Okay.
07:56Oh wow, really?
07:57Thanks!
07:58Just give me one sec, I'll have it copied in no time.
08:01This sucks!
08:03This sucks!
08:03I'm so late!
08:04This sucks!
08:05This sucks!
08:06Don't make such a racket in the morning, Masao!
08:09This sucks!
08:10I'm so freaking late!
08:11Oh yeah?
08:12Well I just got laid off!
08:19AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
08:19Well isn't that something?
08:21Sorry Mai, but I think you might have given me the wrong paper by mistake because...
08:31I'll buy you some juice!
08:35Here.
08:35Thanks so much!
08:37I'm so late for school!
08:38My dad just got laid off!
08:39It sucks for both of us!
08:43Wait!
08:44What the heck is that?
08:45Look behind you Masao!
08:46You've got way bigger problems now!
08:48What are you gonna do?
08:50Uh...
08:50I mean...
08:51I've got bigger problems!
08:53Why am I getting caught up in this weirdo comic?!
08:55I can't get distracted!
08:57I'll throw in an extra snack if you help me!
09:00Here.
09:01You're the best!
09:02Alright, yeah, cool.
09:03That's what I'm talking about.
09:04I knew you had it in you!
09:06You didn't have to mess with me like that, you big tease!
09:09Anyway, time to knock this thing out!
09:19I don't even have today's worksheet.
09:21Oh well.
09:31I want to go to New Orleans.
09:38So, anyone know the solution?
09:42Not a single person.
09:45Mr. Akagi's class is the worst thing ever.
09:47You get bonked on the head if you forget your homework, and get yelled at for answering a question wrong.
09:53Remember that a lack of in-class participation will negatively affect your grade?
09:59So that's how he's gonna play it?
10:01Well, it'll take more than that to trap me, sir.
10:08Now, what to do?
10:10I guess since today is the 23rd, let's go with the student assigned to seat number 23.
10:15Not me!
10:16Nakanoja?
10:17Yeah, he's absent.
10:19What?!
10:22An armchair!
10:26Of all times to be stuck like this!
10:29Oh no!
10:30He might actually call on me now that I can't back down.
10:35I gotta hide in the blind spot of his laser eyes.
10:38Just gonna...
10:41I'll pretend it was the chair.
10:43Give it a little scoot.
10:44Hey!
10:44I think maybe somebody's phone was just ringing.
10:49Vibrate only!
10:52Let's just hope that they have a smartphone.
10:54Get it?
10:56Looks like you kids are in a great mood for math.
10:59Right?
11:20Uh...
11:21So, anyway, moving on...
11:24Miss Ai-Oi!
11:30First comes a rock.
11:32What's it gonna be?
11:34Rock, paper, scissors, and a one, two, three!
11:37Ready?
11:39And lift up!
11:41Whoosh!
11:42Why, though?
11:44Why, though?
11:45So, what do you want to play?
12:06How about you?
12:06How about you?
12:07How about you?
12:08What?
12:08You're learning to play with alpha, two, three, four!
12:11When you do that, where the world really handles?
12:12Is this a insane sale on egg today?
12:15Yeah, I don't have that much room in my fridge, but it was such a great deal.
12:19Wait, that's right. There was a special on X at the store and the sale ends today.
12:25Do I have enough time? If I hurry back now, I think I can make it.
12:34A little flat kitty cat.
12:39You're just the cutest.
12:46Oh, hold on. We can't adopt a cat right now. I already have my hands full with Hakkisei. Sorry, kitty.
13:15I'm back from the grocery store.
13:17Hi, Alano.
13:19It's that cat.
13:20I captured the beast.
13:21You can't bring in cats that you find on the street.
13:24What? Why he's so cute.
13:27Oh, you do have a point.
13:30But he still can't stay here.
13:32Come on. Don't you think he's cute?
13:34Well, I guess I do, but it's not about his cuteness.
13:39It's just that taking care of an animal can be a big responsibility.
13:43So, can you handle it, Hakkisei?
13:45I can.
13:46Even though you won't be getting any assistance from me?
13:49That means you're the one who has to clean his litter box.
13:51You're not going to help with anything?
13:54Fine. Then you're not allowed to pet him ever.
13:58That's not fair.
13:59Oh, right. Maybe I can help.
14:01Just a little bit.
14:05Hakkisei is napping on my lap.
14:07I'm going to pet him now.
14:14He's so fluffy.
14:16Don't hug him. I want to pet him, too.
14:18Oh, he's so fluffy.
14:22And his thighs are super fluffy, too.
14:25His right paw is extra fluffy.
14:27And his right paw is super fluffy, too.
14:29His little tail is the fluffiest.
14:33His tail isn't as fluffy as a spot behind his ears.
14:36But I think it's probably one of the fluffiest features he has.
14:40You're wrong. His tail isn't fluffy at all.
14:42Huh?
14:51What's the matter?
14:53You aren't hurt anywhere, are you?
14:55Eureka!
14:56Hold on a second.
14:58Hakkisei!
15:14What an amazing invention!
15:16Now, let's have Sakamoto try it out.
15:19Sakamoto?
15:20You decided to call the cat Sakamoto?
15:23Yep, because it's the name that's on his box.
15:25I guess that's the simplest way to go about it.
15:28Okay.
15:29All done!
15:31You think he's really going to talk?
15:33He'll talk, all right.
15:37Here it comes!
15:45I don't care who you think you are.
15:47That petting was excessive.
15:51Also, it's common knowledge that a cat meows when it's hungry.
15:54Not that it matters, since I can spell it out for you now.
15:56I'm sorry.
15:57I wasn't aware of that.
15:59And then there's you.
16:00Taking the name straight from the side of the box?
16:03Have some imagination!
16:05I'm so sorry!
16:06I told you the same thing, so I agree with him.
16:09Yeah, but...
16:11How old are you two, anyway?
16:13Eight years old.
16:14I'm one year old.
16:15In your human years, I'd be twenty years old.
16:20It's Mr. Sakamoto.
16:22Capisce?
16:24Capisce?
16:25While I do appreciate the free room and board, there needs to be some ground rules.
16:29And you'll respect those rules, since I'm the oldest one here.
16:32Another thing you should know about cats,
16:34just because we're fluffy doesn't mean we can be pet indiscriminately.
16:38To be honest with you, I enjoy being pet, but there's a limit.
16:42You understand?
16:43Life is all about moderation.
16:46I'll go put him back where you found him.
16:49Okay.
16:50No, no, no!
16:55My humblest apologies.
17:10My humblest apologies.
17:22Here you are.
17:24Really?
17:25But I'm late on my rent payment again this month.
17:28And you're still okay with giving me free food?
17:30It's fine.
17:31I'm always here to help someone in need.
17:33If there's anything else I can do, feel free to let me know.
17:36Do you mean it?
17:38Well then, ugh.
17:40How about some money?
17:42For the rent?
17:43Don't think that I'm going to let a greedy goblin take advantage of my kindness.
17:47Yeah, that makes sense.
17:53Now, vice principal, is this...
17:56What, is something the matter, principal?
17:59You're sweating.
18:00Hey, why don't you go ahead and look inside the doll's body?
18:17If I win this thing, I don't owe you the extra snacks from any of our previous deals.
18:22Got it?
18:23Yeah.
18:25I'm totally gonna win.
18:27The battle for snacks and juice begins.
18:29Ready?
18:33It's okay, Mai.
18:35You were just a little early on the start.
18:37Isn't that right, Neo?
18:39Hmm.
18:40I suppose it's possible she jumped the gun.
18:42Just a tad.
18:43See?
18:44That's fine.
18:45We can start over.
18:46Arm-wrestlers, take your positions.
18:48Ready?
18:49Go!
18:52And Mai is the winner.
18:56You caught me off guard.
18:58I'll admit I might have underestimated you, but now I'm all warmed up and ready to go for real.
19:04All right, bring it on.
19:10Man, I didn't think my arm would still be this sore from my all-nighter.
19:15But I'm just gonna shake it off and get my head in the game.
19:18About time I got serious.
19:21Think you can handle me?
19:24Ah, dang it, I completely spaced on that one.
19:27I can't believe I threw three rounds in a row.
19:29I never would have seen that coming.
19:30That's quite the surprise.
19:34Okay, that's enough.
19:35Hold on.
19:36Just you wait and see.
19:38Mm-hmm, I get it.
19:39I understand what happened now.
19:41Of course, it's simple.
19:42You're all out of beginner's luck and now it's the end for you.
19:45Prepare to meet your doom.
19:53Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events?
19:57What do they call you again?
19:59The immovable object, right?
20:05Mio, hold this for me.
20:07Because I'm about to unleash the unstoppable force.
20:11Prepare for something really special.
20:15Would you please cut that out?
20:17It's because you're not even trying.
20:19I can't fight for real if you don't take this seriously.
20:21Come at me with everything you've got this time.
20:23I'll unleash my ultimate moves.
20:25Earth Destroyer!
20:27Shoot it, star!
20:27Death!
20:28Ah!
20:29Ah!
20:29Ah!
20:30Ah!
20:30Ah!
20:31Ah!
20:31Ah!
20:31Ah!
20:31Ah!
20:32Ah!
20:33Ah!
20:33Ah!
20:33Ah!
20:35Ah!
20:36Ah!
20:43Ah!
20:52Why?
20:54I don't get it.
20:56Why does it have to be this way?
20:58It's only our wrestling.
21:00How could you be so freaking good at it?
21:05I completely forgot I had to pee this entire time.
21:09I'll be right back.
21:11I knew something was going to be right back.
21:39I knew something was throwing me off from the very beginning.
21:44Come on, my...
21:46Okay, fine.
21:47I'll buy you another juice if you show me what happens next.
21:50Here.
21:51Yoink!
22:08I don't know what I expected.
22:15I don't know what I expected.
22:20What was that Natto doing inside of me anyway?
22:23Was that supposed to be some kind of joke?
22:25Well, if it was, it was Natto very funny.
22:28Really, that's the last straw.
22:30The next episode of My Ordinary Life is episode four.
22:33Look forward to it.
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