Accelerata. O detectivă precoce (1987)

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00:00:26But now I'm going to go back to this video.

00:00:30Let's go.

00:00:59КОТОРЫЕ ЕЩЕ И ПРО ЛЮБОВЬ

00:01:03Особенно, которые еще и про любовь.

00:01:10Ах, детективы, детективы, они тогда волнуют кровь,

00:01:15Когда в них смешаны красиво погонь, юмор и любовь.

00:01:21И детективные истории смотреть мы будем вновь и вновь.

00:01:27Особенно, которые еще и про любовь.

00:01:33Особенно, которые еще и про любовь.

00:01:39Должны кончаться детективы, так что пожить душа могла.

00:01:44И, наконец, вздохнув счастливо, туда вернуться, где была.

00:01:51И детективные истории смотреть мы будем вновь и вновь.

00:01:56Особенно, которые еще и про любовь.

00:02:01Особенно, которые еще и про любовь.

00:02:10Начальник уголовного розыска, майор Пряхин.

00:02:16Нет, пока ничего нового нет.

00:02:20В последний раз вы увидели на центральном рынке.

00:02:23Перекопаем весь город и найдем.

00:02:27Ясно?

00:02:32Что у тебя?

00:02:34К вам девушка одна рвется.

00:02:36Какая девушка?

00:02:39Конец света, одним словом.

00:02:41Ладно, давай я сюда.

00:02:43Конец света.

00:02:49Здравия желаю!

00:02:51Присаживайтесь.

00:02:58У вас что-нибудь случилось?

00:03:00Да.

00:03:01И что-нибудь серьезное?

00:03:02Очень.

00:03:03Я вчера получала отец от грелости.

00:03:06Так.

00:03:07И его у вас похитили?

00:03:09Никак нет, он при мне.

00:03:11Я не понимаю, при чем здесь уголовный розыск.

00:03:17Что?

00:03:18Ну?

00:03:21Слабовато у вас дедукция, товарищ майор.

00:03:23Я пришла к вам работать.

00:03:25Понятно.

00:03:28Так.

00:03:32Детективов начиталось.

00:03:35Я по призыву.

00:03:37А был такой призыв?

00:03:38Что-то об этом в газетах не печатали.

00:03:40Я по призыву сердца.

00:03:42Об этом в газетах не всегда печатают.

00:03:44А в газетах было напечатано, что у вас физическое развитие обгоняет все прочее.

00:03:51У кого это у нас?

00:03:53У акселератов.

00:03:56Ты что ж думаешь, что можно прямо со школьной скамьи, раз и в сыщики, и кончен бал.

00:04:02Я не требую вас, чтобы вы меня сейчас посылали на малину бандитов брать.

00:04:05Я прошу вас, возьмите меня стажером.

00:04:07Ах, даже так?

00:04:28Ты говоришь в английском?

00:04:31Да.

00:04:32Я иду.

00:04:36Наша клиентура по-английски-то не очень.

00:04:38Она больше на языке уголовного кодекса разговаривает.

00:04:41Знаю, как таблицу умножения. Проверьте.

00:04:43Статья 206.

00:04:44206.

00:04:45Хулиганство, то есть умышленные действия, грубо нарушающие общественный порядок,

00:04:49или выражающие явное неуважение к общественному порядку, а равно...

00:04:54Хватит, хватит!

00:04:55Возьмете?

00:04:56Нет.

00:04:57Почему?

00:04:58Все, кончен бал.

00:05:01Поймите, товарищ майор, я с детства мечтала работать в уголовном розыске.

00:05:05Да мало ли о чем мы в детстве мечтаем.

00:05:09Я вон мечтал пиратом стать, захватывать сундуки золотом, грабить парусники,

00:05:16а получилось как раз все наоборот.

00:05:21Не надо меня гипнотизировать.

00:05:27Да пойми ты, ну а как встретишься ты с каким-нибудь громилой один на один?

00:05:33С громилой вроде меня.

00:05:35Ну и что?

00:05:36Тут статье не отмахнешься.

00:05:37Тут самбо надо знать.

00:05:39А самбо, это не ваша аэробика.

00:05:42А дюдо подойдет?

00:05:43Каратэ?

00:05:45Кунг-фу, наконец?

00:05:48А кунг-фу?

00:05:49Кунг-фу!

00:05:51Кунг-фу, прошу.

00:05:58Внимание!

00:06:02Имитирую нападение с применением холодного оружия.

00:06:06Раз!

00:06:08Что смотришь?

00:06:10Тебе каюк.

00:06:11Кончен бал.

00:06:12Бал только начинается.

00:06:14Вы ударьте.

00:06:17Ах так.

00:06:21Он левша.

00:06:28В чем дело?

00:06:30Вы что, не видите?

00:06:32Я занят.

00:06:33Да мы думали.

00:06:34Совершенно напрасно.

00:06:37Надо все-таки предупреждать.

00:06:40Если владеешь.

00:06:42А бандитов тоже предупреждать?

00:06:44Теперь берете?

00:06:46Теперь?

00:06:47Теперь тем более нет.

00:06:50Вы еще пожалеете.

00:06:57Девушка, стойте!

00:07:00Стойте!

00:07:01Стойте, девушка!

00:07:06Подождите, девушка.

00:07:08Не надо туда ходить.

00:07:09Там хулиганы.

00:07:10Чепуха какая?

00:07:12Как?

00:07:15Не трогайте ее!

00:07:21Мама!

00:07:38А ну живо зубы чистить и спать.

00:07:41Ну?

00:07:50Как мы их?

00:07:52Ой, извините.

00:07:54Вы не вовремя мне под руку сунулись?

00:07:57Да.

00:08:01Я вас не учу.

00:08:02Да нет.

00:08:02Что вы?

00:08:03Мне даже приятно.

00:08:04Это все в порядке.

00:08:05До свидания.

00:08:06Пока.

00:08:06Как?

00:08:08Девушка.

00:08:12Ну что еще?

00:08:14Вас до дома проводите.

00:08:15Ах, нет.

00:08:17Я знаете, что подумал.

00:08:19Ну, вы ведь, наверное, не застрахованы.

00:08:24Да?

00:08:24Ну и что?

00:08:25А я могу вас застраховать.

00:08:28От чего?

00:08:29Так от чего хотите?

00:08:31От пожара, наводнений, ливня, града, урагана, удары шаховой молнии, аварии отопительной водопроводной системы, облазни, селя.

00:08:41А что такое сель?

00:08:42Сель?

00:08:43Это камнегрязевый поток.

00:08:44А откуда он в нашем городе?

00:08:46Разве что из мусоропровода.

00:08:49Да, я вот тоже так всем говорю.

00:08:52Я вообще говорю, зачем жизнь прекрасна?

00:08:55Зачем ее омрачать мыслями о стихийных бедствиях?

00:08:57И вы знаете, люди соглашаются.

00:09:01И даже спасибо говорят.

00:09:02А вас еще не выгоняют из вашего устраха?

00:09:07Ну, почему не выгоняют?

00:09:11Выгоняют?

00:09:13Да вот, сутки на перевоспитание дали.

00:09:17Ну и что, получается?

00:09:20Не-а, не получается.

00:09:25Ну, нельзя же быть таким размазней.

00:09:29Да, я понимаю.

00:09:32Пойдемте.

00:09:34Куда?

00:09:35Это же минутное дело.

00:09:37Да?

00:09:45А, вот.

00:09:47Бампер масляный, номера свеженькие.

00:09:49Только что из магазина.

00:09:50Почему бы вам ее не застраховать?

00:09:53Так а где же я хозяин-то?

00:09:55Что его искать?

00:09:55Он через пять минут сам прибежит.

00:09:57Любой частник каждые пять минут

00:10:00выглядывает из окна.

00:10:01Проверяет, как там его красавица.

00:10:03Нам надо на нее только облокотиться.

00:10:06Чужой у машины!

00:10:09Чужой у машины!

00:10:13Чужой у машины!

00:10:17Чужой у машины!

00:10:19Отойдите от машины!

00:10:20Чужой у машины!

00:10:23А ну-ка, отойдите от машины!

00:10:24Это что такое?

00:10:26Машину купить нельзя!

00:10:27Сразу облокачиваться!

00:10:28Вам что?

00:10:29Больше облокотиться негде?

00:10:30Нет, облокотиться мы найдем где.

00:10:32Мы к вам по другому делу.

00:10:34По какому еще?

00:10:35А у вас машина застрахована или нет?

00:10:37Ну даже если не застрахована.

00:10:39Так что ж, тем, кому не лень, облокачиваться может.

00:10:41Да вы что с ним, может что и похуже случиться?

00:10:43То есть?

00:10:44Например, наводнение, пожар, землетрясение, оползень, сель.

00:10:48Ну так я завтра собиралась звонить в госстрах.

00:10:50А госстрах, он уже здесь?

00:10:53Это я.

00:10:56Здравствуйте.

00:10:58Ну здравствуйте потом.

00:11:00Предъявите ваши документы.

00:11:05Здравствуйте.

00:11:07А, вот.

00:11:08Пожалуйста.

00:11:11Ну надо же.

00:11:13До чего у нас сервис докатился, а?

00:11:16Ну что, будем с открытым ртом стоять или будем страховаться?

00:11:19Страховаться.

00:11:21Прошу.

00:11:23И на полную стоимость, пожалуйста.

00:11:25Вот, вот технически на машину, а это мой личный.

00:11:30Так, красновязывай, Ирина.

00:11:35Что?

00:11:36Что-нибудь не так?

00:11:39Масик.

00:11:42Не твоего ума дело, Масик.

00:11:46Это моя половина.

00:11:47Ну так на чем мы остановились?

00:11:50Видите ли, я, я, я вам не советую страховаться.

00:11:54Почему?

00:11:55Потому что, потому что, потому что, вам ежегодно придется выплачивать госстраху довольно солидную сумму денег.

00:12:03Это невыгодно.

00:12:04И потом, кривая дорожно-транспортных происшествий падает, стихийные бедствия тоже.

00:12:11Ну скажите мне, откуда в нашем городе может быть сервис?

00:12:14Ну что, из водопровода, что ли?

00:12:17Мусоропровода.

00:12:17Какой-то странный способ страхования у вашего товарища.

00:12:20Да у меня просто рука не поднимется заполнить эту анкету.

00:12:23Это все равно, что вынуть из вашего кармана деньги.

00:12:26Но я хочу этого.

00:12:28А я вам не советую.

00:12:30А я настаиваю.

00:12:32А я отказываюсь.

00:12:33В конце концов, я требую.

00:12:36Ни за что!

00:12:37Вот хотите жаловать?

00:12:40Ой, это опять мой Масик что-то кокнул на кухне.

00:12:43Я сейчас, я на минутку.

00:12:45Вы что, сумасшедши?

00:12:46Да вы знаете, кто это Красновязова?

00:12:48А кто это Красновязова?

00:12:49Это ужас гостраха.

00:12:51Почему?

00:12:52Да потому, что гострах выплатил ей 30 тысяч страховки за три Волги.

00:12:59Сумасшедший дом.

00:13:00А что с ними случилось?

00:13:01Да их украли.

00:13:02Все три?

00:13:03Ну все три именно.

00:13:04Кто мне гарантирует, что не украдут четвертую?

00:13:06Гарантий нет никаких.

00:13:08Я даже уверена, что...

00:13:09Что?

00:13:10Ой, вы разве не чувствуете, чем здесь пахнет?

00:13:16А что?

00:13:18А, рыбу жарит.

00:13:20Преступлением.

00:13:23Как?

00:13:25Вы что?

00:13:26Вы думаете...

00:13:27Вы думаете, они уголовники?

00:13:31Ой, ну и мужики пошли.

00:13:33Ирина Китовна.

00:13:34Рыбы брюхо вспороть не могут.

00:13:35Будем страховаться.

00:13:39А у вашего товарища рука поднимется?

00:13:41Я беру дело в свои руки.

00:14:10А что?

00:14:11What are you doing?

00:14:14What are you doing?

00:14:20No, no, no!

00:14:21This is for conspiracy.

00:14:26Let's go!

00:14:33Is she going to get out?

00:14:35Go get out!

00:14:36I'm going to get out!

00:14:50Ok!

00:15:22Now it's important to tell you who and where they will send the keys from the car.

00:15:28Who and where?

00:15:30I'll show you.

00:15:36Here they are.

00:15:37Come on.

00:15:38Quickly.

00:15:39How?

00:15:41With your hands.

00:15:59What?

00:16:02Let's meet you.

00:16:04We've already kissed.

00:16:05How are you?

00:16:07How?

00:16:08Can you just call me?

00:16:10Yes.

00:16:11Yes.

00:16:12Yes.

00:16:13Yes.

00:16:14Yes.

00:16:16Yes.

00:16:16Oh, thank you for contempt.

00:16:19Yes.

00:16:19They come with me as a draft.

00:16:20I called коф archives.

00:16:22My name is Kauzmin, and called me Kuzi.

00:16:26It'd편 me for you as more!

00:16:29Where are they?

00:16:33Is it all for you!

00:16:36peu, it's all too chee-go!

00:16:41Please let me leave this distort.

00:16:57I have no idea of conspiracy theory.

00:17:01But you did great success.

00:17:02You are so proud of them.

00:17:03They just came out of the house.

00:17:10He went to the toilet.

00:17:11You are so proud of them.

00:17:12You are so proud of them.

00:17:14You are so proud of them.

00:17:17You are so proud of them.

00:17:19One of the two.

00:17:21Nothing.

00:17:22He wants to leave for his agent

00:17:25and the number of chain.

00:17:27So.

00:17:29We have to find out.

00:17:30I will go.

00:17:41You are so proud of them.

00:17:44You are so proud of them.

00:18:11I will be surprised.

00:18:12You are so proud of them.

00:18:13You are so proud of them.

00:18:16All of them?

00:18:18No.

00:18:19Only the one that can have a deal.

00:18:22I will be surprised.

00:18:23It is the number of chainers.

00:18:26And the number of chainers.

00:18:41How could we get from this camera in a different way?

00:18:47The real camera.

00:19:00Here are the keys from the car. I knew so.

00:19:09All right, let's go.

00:19:20Yeah...

00:19:22But, I think...

00:19:23I think we're doing not my own job.

00:19:30You understand?

00:19:33If we know where and where they leave the car,

00:19:36then what will happen?

00:19:38So, what will happen if we will open the car?

00:19:44You will have a gift from the car.

00:19:45We'll have a gift from the car.

00:19:48We will make the car,

00:19:54and you will not be able to make the car.

00:19:57I will not be able to do it.

00:20:11I'll give you a gift from the car.

00:20:30There's a car here.

00:20:34Where are you?

00:20:39Muta! Muta!

00:20:42You've got to sleep!

00:20:44You've got to sleep!

00:20:46You've got to sleep!

00:20:49You've got to sleep!

00:20:49Well, you've got to sleep!

00:20:51Who's going to get your car off?

00:20:54You're going to get to sleep!

00:20:57Why?

00:20:58It's time for 10 minutes!

00:21:00He's going to change the car!

00:21:04Where do you know?

00:21:05I'm going to get him a little bit faster!

00:21:09Okay!

00:21:10Okay!

00:21:23Okay!

00:21:24Okay!

00:21:25Okay!

00:21:26How do I look at him?

00:21:30Here he is!

00:21:32Here he is!

00:21:32Now we will take him!

00:21:37Oh!

00:21:38Oh!

00:21:39Oh!

00:21:41Ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:21:50What's going on?

00:22:02What's going on?

00:22:11Oh, у вас так все здорово получается.

00:22:20Да, этот Запорожец, он и в молодости так не бегал.

00:22:43It's been a long way.

00:22:46It's been a long way.

00:22:48It's been a long way.

00:22:49It's been a long way.

00:22:52Where did he put the car?

00:22:53Here it is.

00:22:54No, no, no!

00:22:56We're at work.

00:22:58Come on.

00:23:00Let's go.

00:23:11Let's go.

00:23:21Cousi, need to know what you're going to make.

00:23:23If there's no tears in your nose.

00:23:26It'd be easier to beat my dog.

00:23:28Never get him.

00:23:30Yes, I get him.

00:23:30If he was a bit too upset,

00:23:32he would raise a mile from 200.

00:23:34Ah, he's staying and staying.

00:23:37He's not a lady.

00:23:38We're gonna buy one.

00:23:41I have a coffee.

00:23:43I can only offer a baratina or a baratina?

00:23:46A baratina.

00:23:49I have four times.

00:23:51I think I've made it.

00:23:53I don't know.

00:24:06I'm a recidivist.

00:24:10He definitely likes it.

00:24:13I see.

00:24:17What are you going to do here?

00:24:19Do you get some champagne?

00:24:21Do you get some champagne from Краснодар?

00:24:23Dames, it's not going to be a case.

00:24:28If you were to go to the road,

00:24:31make a decision.

00:24:34Ask the dance of the orchestra.

00:24:39Why the dance of the orchestra?

00:24:41Why don't you invite me?

00:24:44If I want to make a choice.

00:24:47I understand.

00:24:51I understand.

00:24:53Now.

00:25:08Now.

00:25:09Now.

00:25:10Now.

00:25:11Now.

00:25:19With the guests.

00:25:22For the guests,

00:25:22a big dance.

00:25:30Let's go.

00:25:37Please.

00:25:39Can I invite you?

00:25:42Where?

00:25:43To dance.

00:25:45Who? To me?

00:25:50To dance.

00:25:51Только не говорите, что вы не танцуете.

00:25:52Когда мужчина отказывает, это подозрительно.

00:26:02Ну, вот другое дело.

00:26:04А то, смотрю, сидит симпатичный мужчина один и не танцует.

00:26:10Это кто симпатичный?

00:26:12Я, что ли?

00:26:13Ну, ты даёшь.

00:26:14От меня даже в детстве лошади шарахались.

00:26:17Чепуха.

00:26:20Вы на любителя.

00:26:26Как вас зовут, кстати?

00:26:28Вовчик.

00:26:29Вы потрясающе танцуете.

00:26:36Где это вы так наловчились?

00:26:38Ниночка в зоне.

00:26:41В какой зоне?

00:26:42В этой...

00:26:44В этой...

00:26:44В личной мерзлоте.

00:26:47Так вы из тундры.

00:26:49Пять лет.

00:26:51От звонка до звонка.

00:26:53Точно по приговору.

00:26:54Эээ...

00:26:55По договору.

00:27:03Слушай.

00:27:05А чё ты здесь кантуешься?

00:27:08Отдыхаешь, что ли?

00:27:11Давай махнём со мной на юг, к Чёрному морю.

00:27:14Дай-ка у меня люкс.

00:27:15Прямо сейчас из магазина.

00:27:17Отдохнём культурно.

00:27:18Ну и...

00:27:19Вообще.

00:27:22А что?

00:27:24Один раз живём.

00:27:27Точно.

00:27:29Прямо сейчас и махнём.

00:27:32Подожди, я сейчас.

00:27:53А ну-ка выйдем на пару слов.

00:27:57Ну?

00:27:59Кто?

00:28:00Я, что ли?

00:28:02Именно.

00:28:03Выйдем, поговорим.

00:28:05...

00:28:26Ну?

00:28:28Чего?

00:28:29Чего?

00:28:30Полегче.

00:28:30Полегче, гражданин.

00:28:33Кто?

00:28:34Кто?

00:28:35I'm a man?

00:28:37What's your name?

00:28:39I have a problem, sir.

00:28:41You're not in the case, sir.

00:28:43You're not in the case!

00:28:45Why are you here?

00:28:47I saw everything in your eyes.

00:28:49You're not in the case.

00:28:55You work.

00:28:57You don't tell me anything.

00:28:57How did you think?

00:28:59I'm dead.

00:29:00I said I'm dead.

00:29:02I'm dead.

00:29:04I'm dead.

00:29:06I did not take care of it.

00:29:08But it was not for myself.

00:29:10I'm not for myself.

00:29:12No I am?

00:29:14I'm dead.

00:29:16I'm dead.

00:29:17I've lost my mind.

00:29:19I'm dead.

00:29:20How did I go?

00:29:23I don't understand?

00:29:26I don't understand.

00:29:28What are you afraid of, gentlemen, gentlemen?

00:29:32I will now tell you everything.

00:29:37Come here, come here.

00:29:41Like this.

00:29:43Put your back on top.

00:29:45Put your back on top.

00:29:48Like this.

00:29:53Who is going to mess with you?

00:29:54I have to know where he is.

00:29:58He almost took me with you.

00:29:59Where?

00:30:00Where?

00:30:01To the sea!

00:30:02You ruined it!

00:30:05Go to him!

00:30:06Go to him!

00:30:08Go to him!

00:30:10You idiot!

00:30:12Get home, so I didn't see you anymore!

00:30:25greedy one, what?

00:30:41You didn't see a pショon!

00:30:42Go to him!

00:30:43Make the eerie!

00:30:43Go to him!

00:30:44Go to him!

00:30:46Go to him!

00:30:48Come to him!

00:30:49Go to him!

00:30:50Go to him!

00:30:51Go!

00:30:53Go to him!

00:31:10Let's go!

00:31:25And for the broken doors and the stone?

00:31:27No, I'll pay for the silver.

00:31:29I'll pay for the doors.

00:31:30I'll pay for the doors.

00:31:32The details are going to be done.

00:31:56The bagage is closed!

00:31:58The bagage is closed!

00:32:11We got it!

00:32:23— Baggage! Baggage!

00:32:25— On the road, artist!

00:32:41If you take a cholera, don't you take a cholera?

00:32:55Do you want to lock the bag?

00:32:56Do you want to lock the bag?

00:33:00Do you want to lock the bag?

00:33:37Inspector Gai Mouladsov.

00:33:40What's the matter, sir?

00:33:43What's the matter?

00:33:45You're going to get into it.

00:33:47Are you always so fast?

00:33:49Always?

00:33:52When gay?

00:33:54Strange.

00:33:56Is the car in order?

00:33:58Well.

00:33:58Give me your documents.

00:34:04So.

00:34:10You're going to drive?

00:34:12Yes.

00:34:14My friend asked me to ride.

00:34:17I'd rather ride.

00:34:22Okay.

00:34:23Follow me.

00:34:27See you.

00:34:31Minutes.

00:34:38I'm letting you go.

00:34:39How do you feel, sir?

00:34:41Maybe we should go down on the bank?

00:34:44Come in.

00:34:45Let's go in the bank, sergeant.

00:34:47Okay.

00:34:48Go.

00:34:50You're ready.

00:34:58You're ready.

00:35:11I have to yerub.

00:35:14What about groom?

00:35:15What a groom?

00:35:16Maybe there's something dangerous?

00:35:18Let's see.

00:35:19You'll tell me.

00:35:21It's dangerous.

00:35:22There's a charge there.

00:35:24Please.

00:35:26Good.

00:35:28Well, how do you understand this?

00:35:31I don't understand anything!

00:35:33You don't understand this!

00:35:35You think you're the chief of the chiefs?

00:35:37And you're the full idiot!

00:35:39What's happening here?

00:35:41Why is the owner in the bag?

00:35:43It's our deal!

00:35:44I'll deal with my own husband!

00:35:47He's your wife?

00:35:49Unfortunately!

00:35:50Why are you a wife in the bag?

00:35:54I don't know what she's there!

00:35:56What do you say?

00:35:59I'll tell you!

00:36:00To be able to get you wet!

00:36:02My fish!

00:36:03That's why you were by the end of the day!

00:36:06Your wife!

00:36:06You're the king!

00:36:07You're the king!

00:36:08You're the king!

00:36:10You're the king!

00:36:11I'm a king!

00:36:13You look like a baby!

00:36:15You're the king!

00:36:17Because before the beginning of the movement

00:36:19We need to check the transport tool

00:36:22You're right?

00:36:23What are you doing? Let's go!

00:36:26Where?

00:36:27Where?

00:36:27You've got a memory of Schibbach to the Black Sea!

00:36:30Where?

00:36:35You're sorry, that it turned out.

00:36:38Don't forget to go there. There are ten kilometers.

00:36:41What?

00:37:14It's about an illness.

00:37:15The old lady arrived in the bag.

00:37:18If you saw me, this lady arrived in the bag, right?

00:37:20Was it?

00:37:21Yes.

00:37:22Go ahead.

00:37:42You are my beautiful.

00:37:45You are not sweet?

00:37:46My dear.

00:37:50You are my beautiful.

00:37:52You just didn't realize it.

00:37:54I will never be with you.

00:37:55You are my beautiful.

00:37:59You said Vovic.

00:38:02Vovic, what?

00:38:04Your passport is your friend.

00:38:06So, it's more Lens, not Vovic.

00:38:09Lens по name Vovic.

00:38:11My husband, I am going to call you.

00:38:13How does your wife call it?

00:38:14If you are nice.

00:38:16What is this?

00:38:17No, tell me.

00:38:19Tell me.

00:38:19Well, Suzyk.

00:38:20What?

00:38:21What's your passport?

00:38:22Suzyk?

00:38:23Stop.

00:38:25I have two steps here.

00:38:27You are upset.

00:38:28See you.

00:38:29See you.

00:38:30See you.

00:38:33Hey.

00:38:37Hey.

00:38:38Hey.

00:38:45Hey.

00:38:48I can't believe that she would have been in the middle of a row.

00:38:52She went to the middle, and went to the middle.

00:38:58You don't believe in the first glance, I will say.

00:39:05You believe that I saw you in the backpack.

00:39:11I believe that I'll be in the bag.

00:39:39I don't know.

00:39:56I don't know.

00:40:18I don't know.

00:40:23I don't know.

00:40:37I don't know.

00:41:09I don't know.

00:41:37I don't know.

00:41:38I don't know.

00:41:39I don't know.

00:41:40I don't know.

00:41:41I don't know.

00:41:42I don't know.

00:41:51I don't know.

00:41:52I don't know.

00:41:57I don't know.

00:42:00I don't know.

00:42:04I don't know.

00:42:05I don't know.

00:42:06I don't know.

00:42:07I don't know.

00:42:13I don't know.

00:42:14I don't know.

00:42:19I don't know.

00:42:28I don't know.

00:42:30I don't know.

00:44:02Никто, а что?

00:44:03Жуткая любовь.

00:44:05Подумай только, такая красотка, а любит такого мордоворота, а?

00:44:11Теперь ты понял, что от нас тебе деваться некуда.

00:44:14Так что сиди и не дергайся.

00:44:16Знаю.

00:44:16Филимона руки длинные, он тебя везде достанет.

00:44:19Нервы у меня не в дугу.

00:44:22Вечная мерзлота, это тебе не курорт.

00:44:25Раньше сядешь, раньше выйдешь.

00:44:27Ну ладно, замнем, для ясности.

00:44:31Тебя звать-то как?

00:44:33Ну, кликуха у тебя какая?

00:44:35Акселератка.

00:44:36Хе-хе, акселератка.

00:44:38Давно на Филимона работаешь?

00:44:40Ты что, следователь?

00:44:42Тебе зачем?

00:44:43Ну, раньше я у них на шухере стояла, а весной, когда ювелирные брали, пришлось сторожа пришить.

00:44:52Чем?

00:44:53Иголка с ниткой.

00:44:56Слушай, а тебе лет сколько, акселератка?

00:45:0047 по совокупности.

00:45:02Как это?

00:45:03Ну, гляди, статья 102, убийство плетягчающих, тут верных 15.

00:45:07Статья 145, часть 2, семерик светит.

00:45:10Статья 93, прим.

00:45:32Да, биография.

00:45:39О, пора мне завязывать.

00:45:42Что это ты вдруг, Вовчик, испугался?

00:45:44Ну, такая смена подросла.

00:45:48Где нам ветеранам?

00:45:49Музыка.

00:53:37Cheese.

00:54:06Cheese.

00:55:07Cheese.

00:55:08Cheese.

00:55:09Cheese.

00:55:10Cheese.

00:55:11Cheese.

00:55:21Cheese.

00:55:30Cheese.

00:55:32Cheese.

00:55:39Cheese.

00:55:41Cheese.

00:55:42Cheese.

00:55:43Cheese.

00:55:45Cheese.

00:55:51Cheese.

00:55:57Cheese.

00:56:07Cheese.

00:56:14Cheese.

00:56:18Cheese.

00:56:21Cheese.

00:56:52Cheese.

00:56:53Cheese.

00:57:23Cheese.

00:57:54Cheese.

00:58:23Cheese.

00:58:54Cheese.

00:58:59Cheese.

00:59:03Cheese.

00:59:05Cheese.

00:59:38Cheese.

00:59:45Cheese.

01:00:09Cheese.

01:00:10Cheese.

01:00:41Cheese.

01:01:11Cheese.

01:01:44Cheese.

01:01:46Cheese.

01:02:16Cheese.

01:02:19Cheese.

01:02:26Cheese.

01:02:50Cheese.

01:02:54Cheese.

01:02:55Cheese.

01:02:56Cheese.

01:02:57Cheese.

01:03:01Cheese.

01:03:03Cheese.

01:03:16Cheese.

01:03:17Cheese.

01:03:23Cheese.

01:03:29Cheese.

01:03:30Cheese.

01:03:31Cheese.

01:03:32Cheese.

01:03:35Cheese.

01:03:40I wanted the color of Bordeaux, but the yellow is also good.

01:03:47Thank you, dear. You work solidly. You can have a deal.

01:03:52We can complete the rules.

01:03:55Now we can't do this.

01:03:59Plus the quality.

01:04:01Plus the effectiveness.

01:04:03Like this.

01:04:36You can do it.

01:04:40You can do it.

01:04:42You can do it.

01:04:48You can do it.

01:04:54You can do it.

01:05:10You can do it.

01:05:16You can do it.

01:05:21You can do it.

01:05:26You can do it.

01:05:35I cannot do it.

01:05:40You can do it.

01:05:42You need to pay for the extra money.

01:05:51You have to pay for the extra money.

01:05:54You can pay for the extra money.

01:05:57But not people.

01:06:00Not people.

01:06:01But not people.

01:06:47But not people.

01:06:50So.

01:06:55So.

01:06:56I'm glad you're alive.

01:06:57I'm glad you're alive.

01:07:01You have time for me.

01:07:04No.

01:07:05You have time for me.

01:07:07You can even kiss me.

01:07:10Only for a conspiracy.

01:07:11What?

01:07:12Are you going to be a man or not?

01:07:17No.

01:07:19Maybe.

01:07:21It will be funny.

01:07:22It will be funny.

01:07:24But when I first saw you,

01:07:27it happened something.

01:07:32Something extraordinary.

01:07:36I thought I was a man.

01:07:40I would like to be a man.

01:07:42I would like to be a man.

01:07:43Of all evil.

01:07:44Of all evil.

01:07:46Maybe.

01:07:48Maybe it's love.

01:07:56It's a little dangerous.

01:07:56You still have me.

01:08:00That's not a joke.

01:08:02You still have a man.

01:08:16You're a man.

01:08:17That's not a joke.

01:08:18That's not a joke.

01:08:19Yes, I'm a man.

01:08:19But now you have a man.

01:08:21Oh, do you have foreign partners?

01:08:25Well, no, no.

01:08:27But...

01:08:27No.

01:08:29Belly...

01:08:30It's fine.

01:08:32It's fine.

01:08:33It's fine.

01:08:34It's fine.

01:08:34No, it's fine.

01:08:36No, it's fine.

01:08:38No, it's fine.

01:08:39No, it's fine.

01:08:41You're a man.

01:08:45You have any doubts?

01:08:46No, I don't have any doubts.

01:08:48You're a man.

01:08:49You're a man.

01:08:50You're a man.

01:08:54You're a man.

01:08:58You're a man.

01:09:00You're a man.

01:09:01Well, fine.

01:09:04Brian.

01:09:08It's fine.

01:09:09Well, it's fine.

01:09:13You're a man.

01:09:15Nice!

01:09:16Stop!

01:09:22It's solid!

01:09:25Don't talk!

01:09:28I'll take my team, and I'll take my people.

01:09:46Don't talk!

01:09:46A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

01:09:59-a-a.

01:10:00Where are they, these love?

01:10:03Where are they?

01:10:04Where are you?

01:10:06Don't leave me and sit and take me.

01:10:10Come for love with first glance.

01:10:13You don't want to.

01:10:14You don't want her to love.

01:10:16It's not her love.

01:10:19It's not that I don't see a lot of agony.

01:10:23It's fine.

01:10:25It's a gendered logic.

01:10:27And it's a gendered logic.

01:10:28And it's a gendered logic.

01:10:29If there's a danger in the side, she's ahead.

01:10:34They're all in the way.

01:10:35They're all in the way.

01:10:36They're all in the way.

01:10:37Come on!

01:10:40Come on!

01:10:41Come on!

01:10:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

01:10:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

01:10:49Ну, с одним-то я поговорю с глазу на глаз.

01:10:52Что вы собираетесь делать?

01:10:53Сброшу его в море.

01:10:54Это же инспектор Гаи в форме!

01:10:56Эта фирма и не такой маскарад устроить может.

01:10:59Да и потом, какой нормальный инспектор будет прятаться в кустах?

01:11:03М-м-м.

01:11:04Извините меня, Кузя.

01:11:06Но вы, по-моему, слегка сдвинулись на детективной почве.

01:11:11Не вам об этом судить.

01:11:13Да и вообще лишаю вас слова.

01:11:19Ха-ха-ха!

01:11:21Да что случилось, дружок?

01:11:22Ты что, водитель, обалдел?

01:11:24Под сто пятьдесят жмешь.

01:11:25Ну-ка, из машины.

01:11:26И документы мне сюда, быстро!

01:11:31Ну что, убедились?

01:11:33Какой же настоящий инспектор обращается к водителю на «ты» и просит права, не сказав «пожалуйста»?

01:11:46Какие сто пятьдесят, лейтенант?

01:11:49Я старший сержант, документы сюда.

01:11:51Ну, сегодня старший сержант, завтра лейтенант.

01:11:53Ладно, ладно.

01:11:57Одну секундочку.

01:11:58Водитель.

01:11:58Да?

01:11:59У вас документы на «Запорожец».

01:12:00Он что, в пути подрос?

01:12:01А, да.

01:12:02То есть, нет.

01:12:03Это документы на другую машину.

01:12:06А на это у жены.

01:12:11А это еще что такое?

01:12:14Это не что, а кто.

01:12:15Это жена моя.

01:12:18Как жена?

01:12:19Ваша личная собственная жена?

01:12:21Да.

01:12:22Ну, понимаешь, она тоже водит.

01:12:24Ну и когда за рулем начинается критика, упреки, пришлось принять меры.

01:12:30Здрасте.

01:13:09Будет жить.

01:13:11Будет жить.

01:13:34Well, what have you noticed on the trip?

01:13:38Oh, Kuzi, there is something that is not an extraordinary thing.

01:13:44Yes, what exactly?

01:13:48I think I loved you.

01:13:53Keep your love for real men.

01:13:56Okay.

01:13:59I agree with you.

01:14:01You can even close my door again.

01:14:05If you are so convenient.

01:14:08Well, good a little bit.

01:14:32What do you motivate me?

01:14:34That you are so convenient.

01:14:37That you are so convenient.

01:14:42Well, you are so convenient.

01:14:44Well, you are so convenient.

01:14:58You are so convenient.

01:15:02One hundred and twenty.

01:15:03One hundred and a half.

01:15:06You are so convenient.

01:15:08You are so convenient.

01:15:09You are so convenient.

01:15:12You are so convenient.

01:15:12Oh, so here is my Запорожье.

01:15:14I have to pay for it, but I have to pay for it.

01:15:17Well, they will be there.

01:15:19Well, they will be there.

01:15:21Well, I will tell you.

01:15:24Well, I will tell you.

01:15:32Hello, girl.

01:15:40Let's go.

01:15:42What?

01:15:43It's time for kids.

01:15:46We're at the car.

01:15:59BELLA VOLGA!

01:16:01BELLA VOLGA!

01:16:03Остановитесь!

01:16:05Остановитесь!

01:16:06Обвал!

01:16:07Это дело рук этой банды!

01:16:09Давайте!

01:16:11Давайте!

01:16:15Белая VOLGA!

01:16:17Черт!

01:16:20Надо что-то придумать!

01:16:21Стоять!

01:16:24Белая VOLGA!

01:16:25Остановитесь!

01:16:27Так распределение пенсиониста!

01:16:29Все!

01:16:31Кончился!

01:16:33Бензин!

01:16:36Бензин!

01:16:37Бензин!

01:16:39Бензин!

01:16:42Бензин!

01:16:47Бензин!

01:16:49Бензин!

01:16:54Бензин!

01:16:55Кузя!

01:16:56Поцелуйте меня!

01:16:58Не хочу!

01:17:00Почему?

01:17:02Да потому что я живой человек

01:17:04Хватит играть в эту конспирацию!

01:17:08Да играли!

01:17:10Это не конспирация!

01:17:15Попрощаемся!

01:17:18I'll be back to you soon.

01:17:46Come on!

01:17:47I'm sorry!

01:17:49I'm sorry!

01:17:50I'm sorry!

01:17:51I'm sorry!

01:17:52I'm sorry!

01:17:58Captain Nazarov arrived!

01:18:00Come on!

01:18:06Listen!

01:18:08Thank you for your job, Captain!

01:18:12Let's go!

01:18:13You've got to get from the police officer!

01:18:13You've got to get him out of a plane!

01:18:19I will get him out of a plane!

01:18:27That's how you do!

01:18:30I'm sorry!

01:18:32I'll get him out of a plane!

01:18:33I'll be the captain of the army!

01:18:36I'll get him out of a plane!

01:18:39You've got him out of a plane!

01:18:41I'm going to get a closer look.

01:18:45I'm going to get a closer look.

01:18:46I'm going to go back to the officer.

01:18:50I'm going to get a closer look.

01:18:51I'm going to get back to the office.

01:18:51I think this is what I want to do.

01:18:55I'm going to go back.

01:18:59The officer is in the office.

01:19:02Okay,

01:19:14The boy wanted the blue color, but the blue color is also good.

01:19:24So, you got it?

01:19:37Hello!

01:19:39Mr. Красновязовый!

01:19:41Sit down!

01:19:43I want to know.

01:19:45Have you found our car?

01:19:47Yes.

01:19:49Only not one,

01:19:50but four.

01:19:52Four?

01:19:54I can't believe it!

01:19:57This is police, ma'am!

01:19:59You can't believe it!

01:20:05What?

01:20:07What?

01:20:08You're a fool!

01:20:14You're a fool!

01:20:16Sit down, ma'am!

01:20:17It's now long!

01:20:21You're a fool!

01:20:23You're a fool!

01:20:25You're a fool!

01:20:26You're a fool!

01:20:27My eyes didn't look at you!

01:20:30Don't worry about it!

01:20:41You're a fool!

01:20:42I'll go!

01:20:44I'll go!

01:20:45You're a fool!

01:20:47I'll go!

01:20:48I'll go!

01:20:49You're a fool!

01:20:50I'm still walking away!

01:20:51I'll go!

01:21:01My children!

01:21:03He will be safe.

01:21:05Since these jokes are alwaysальным, I may let you go.

01:21:11I hope you understand that there is any place in any matter.

01:21:15Well, you are taking advantage!

01:21:17You are taking advantage of this.

01:21:18You are taking advantage of this nightmare!

01:21:19You are taking advantage of this.

01:21:22You are taking advantage of this.

01:21:23I am taking advantage of this.

01:21:25No, I will get you.

01:21:28You are taking advantage?

01:21:39I'll be right back.

01:22:02I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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