00:00It's our favorite segment to play
00:01on a Wednesday, but before we do,
00:03hello, Figgy.
00:07Hey, you.
00:08Oh, we got...
00:09Oh, Bang Bang Week is back, huh? There we go.
00:12They're not behaving well,
00:13but yes, they're back. Did you just
00:15get your hair done or something, or...
00:17Friday. It's been a while.
00:20Not everybody can have dreamy
00:21hair like me, so I totally get it.
00:23I know. It's hard to tame. Look at this.
00:25I have to go back. Not everybody
00:27could take their hair off and then put
00:29a different hair on it.
00:32I don't know,
00:34but it's
00:35in that cover, too.
00:38Looks like there's a something about
00:39Mary thing going on with you.
00:42His hairline is playing deep
00:43third.
00:47Don't disrespect me.
00:49All right.
00:51I have never seen so much
00:53forehead as I'm seeing on your face right now.
00:55What are you talking about, bro?
00:56Dude, stop.
00:58Stop. Tell it. Look.
01:00Tell him...
01:00You're not like...
01:01Tell him stop lining it up.
01:05Yo, don't do that.
01:06Oh, stop doing that.
01:07Don't do that.
01:08Dude.
01:09I ain't gonna lie.
01:10Look, here's it.
01:11I'm telling you.
01:12We see more forehead than we've seen
01:14in some time.
01:15You look like a Hispanic Alibaba.
01:18That's fair.
01:18That's what Marlon Wayans called me,
01:19so I get that.
01:21Yeah.
01:23Let's see.
01:24I said, oh, I remember you.
01:30I'm like, wow.
01:32You should have said right after then.
01:34Can you forget me?
01:37Come again.
01:37I don't want to be remembered like that.
01:40Look, no matter how...
01:45No matter how I look here,
01:48it is not going to be worse
01:49than what we're about to witness here,
01:51and I want to know if you guys
01:52are rats off a ship
01:54chasing foul balls
01:55after what we witnessed today.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58Leroy, this is all you.
02:00Here we go.
02:00We're going to foul ball.
02:01Cubs versus Rays.
02:03Cubs.
02:03Bad, Leroy.
02:04Foul ball right here.
02:05Ball, check me out.
02:06And whoa!
02:07Oh!
02:09Oh!
02:10First of all...
02:13Whoa!
02:14First of all...
02:15You're playing in the dome,
02:16but somehow there was a moon.
02:18Cheeks!
02:19Woo!
02:19Can I just say this?
02:21That's a point.
02:22That's a point.
02:24Can I just say this?
02:30Under no circumstances
02:33can you do something
02:34so enthusiastic
02:35in a public environment
02:38that your clothes come off?
02:40How do you lose your pants?
02:42He ain't move his pivot.
02:43Well, first of all...
02:44He didn't even travel.
02:45I would say...
02:46I would say
02:47if you look at him,
02:48I would go on to guess
02:51that
02:52after a couple of hot dogs
02:54and beers,
02:54he unbuttoned his top button.
02:57No, but if you notice,
02:58he falls.
02:59That ain't jeans.
02:59They were already...
03:00But they were already
03:01like...
03:02Yeah.
03:04That's sweatpants, Leroy.
03:06That ain't jeans.
03:06That's a bad look right there.
03:09You look crazy.
03:09They were like...
03:10Wait.
03:11And you know what's worse?
03:12Turn on, turn on, turn on.
03:13What's worse is
03:14you're in a section
03:14where you ain't even
03:15got to fight nobody
03:16for the ball.
03:17Well, he tripped.
03:18But jeez.
03:19Look how low...
03:20I ain't never tripped
03:21and my pants fell off.
03:22What are we doing here, bro?
03:24But if you see here,
03:25they're already down there.
03:27Yeah.
03:27Oh, so...
03:28Yeah.
03:29Maybe he planned this.
03:31Maybe he caught...
03:32Maybe he planned...
03:33Look at that.
03:34It's already there.
03:36Like, he knew
03:36like his cheeks
03:37were on the chair.
03:39Nah.
03:40He was bare to the chair?
03:43Yeah.
03:44Bare to the chair?
03:44Not once
03:45can you see there.
03:47Yeah, I feel like...
03:48They're falling down now.
03:50Like, maybe they hooked
03:50on the seat.
03:51No, I just...
03:52You know when the seat...
03:53They're gone.
03:54You know when the seat flips up?
03:55Damn.
03:57They're at knee level.
03:58He hits the ground.
04:00I'm looking at
04:00the people around.
04:03Jabalaya says,
04:04please no slow-mo.
04:07Yeah.
04:08We are analyzing this guy.
04:10He look like
04:11he got a booty, dude.
04:12Oh, yeah.
04:14Belly stick out
04:15for his booty, dude.
04:16Yeah.
04:19Dude, can I just tell you...
04:20That's a foul ball.
04:22There is nothing...
04:23There is nothing
04:25that would happen
04:25in a ballpark
04:27that would lead me
04:28to be that enthusiastic
04:29over a baseball
04:30if that could be the result.
04:32Talking about that,
04:33this guy gets minus
04:34like 20 points.
04:35I've seen parents.
04:36I've seen the fathers
04:37holding their baby
04:38make one-handed
04:40great catches.
04:41Yeah.
04:41And Fatty Patootie
04:42couldn't make a catch
04:43over here?
04:43I'm sorry, dude.
04:44But the thing is,
04:45he ain't even fighting
04:46nobody for the ball.
04:48He could have
04:49took his time.
04:50For gravity.
04:51He'd be lost.
04:52Yeah.
04:54Oh, that's terrible.
04:55I ain't gonna lie.
04:56We gotta ban him
04:57from future games.
04:58Yeah, I'm rats off the ship.
05:00Oh, you know,
05:00somebody, somebody,
05:01you know.
05:03That's a whole definition
05:04of moons over my hammy.
05:07That is just
05:08really
05:09easily
05:10the least athletic thing
05:11I've seen
05:12in quite some time.
05:16By the way,
05:16did you see how quickly
05:17the cameraman
05:18retent it?
05:19Oh, yeah.
05:20Absolutely.
05:20To a baseball...
05:21To the guy
05:22who's on base
05:22and has like
05:23no idea what's going on.
05:24He's going right back
05:26to the bidder.
05:26Oh, they had nothing.
05:28They could have said nothing.
05:29They've never seen
05:30anything like that.
05:32Oh, you know
05:32in the announcers,
05:33they always make a small talk.
05:34You know they say it's up.
05:38So,
05:39I think we're all
05:40rats off a ship?
05:41Yeah, we're rats
05:42off a ship,
05:43but I'm reading here
05:44that it looks like
05:45they're inviting him out
05:46after the experience
05:48the Tampa Bay Rays
05:51are inviting
05:52the fan out
05:53to perform
05:54at local club
05:56Tootsies.
05:59There's no Tootsies
06:00in Tampa.
06:02Nah,
06:03Tampa ain't got it
06:04like that.
06:04That's why they're
06:05flying him out here.
06:07We don't want him.
06:08He can't survive
06:09down here.
06:10No,
06:10no.
06:11That's more
06:12that's more
06:12Mon Venus over there.
06:14Yeah.
06:16not necessarily
06:17a fan.
06:19All right,
06:19one more
06:20before we get
06:21out of here.
06:21I know you're
06:22not necessarily
06:23fans of
06:25cartoon movies,
06:27Vlad,
06:28because you're
06:28an adult.
06:29Yeah.
06:30But Mario Galaxy.
06:33I see you watch
06:34some cartoons,
06:34Leroy.
06:37Mario Galaxy
06:38is hit theaters.
06:40Nah,
06:40I mean,
06:40Marvel movies
06:41is the only thing
06:41I can think of.
06:43And I believe
06:44the number one
06:45movie in the
06:45world at the
06:47moment.
06:48Super Mario
06:49Galaxy,
06:49you guys
06:50interested?
06:51Are you
06:52rats off a ship
06:53on Super Mario
06:54Galaxy?
06:57I'm out.
06:59I'm not going
06:59to watch it.
07:00I'm not.
07:00You're giving me
07:01an edible?
07:03Hmm?
07:05That's the end
07:06of my mind.
07:08Unfortunately,
07:09this movie is
07:11getting bad
07:12reviews,
07:13even though it
07:14is making,
07:14you know,
07:15a bunch of
07:16money at the
07:17box office.
07:18It only got
07:1942% on
07:20Rotten Tomatoes.
07:22Because it's a
07:22cartoon.
07:24But the first
07:25one got a decent
07:26amount.
07:27You know,
07:27that's Jack
07:27Black member,
07:29Peaches,
07:29Peaches,
07:30Peaches,
07:30Peaches,
07:30Peaches.
07:31I don't know,
07:31Jack Black's in
07:32everything now,
07:32I feel.
07:33I don't know,
07:34this guy's had a
07:34resurgence.
07:37But yeah,
07:38everyone's rats
07:39off the ship
07:39on the Super
07:40Mario Galaxy
07:40movie.
07:41Yeah,
07:41I'm rats
07:41off the ship.
07:42I'm rats
07:42off the ship.
07:43I haven't even
07:43watched the first
07:44one that came
07:45out a couple
07:45years ago.
07:48That's fair.
07:49That's fair.
07:49There's no
07:50in hell I'm
07:51going to pay.
07:53You're going to
07:53spend a hundred
07:54if you're going
07:55with somebody
07:55and doing all
07:56the stuff you
07:57need to do.
07:58Well,
07:58Marcos,
07:58go watch a
07:59cartoon.
08:00Marcos is
08:00taking tadpole.
08:02So he's
08:03finally gotten
08:04to a point
08:05where like
08:06maybe he'll
08:07pay attention
08:07for a little
08:08bit,
08:08but at a
08:08certain point
08:09he's going
08:10to be like,
08:12let's get
08:12out of here.
08:13I can't get
08:14him down for
08:1590 minutes.
08:16Nah,
08:16still can't do
08:17it.
08:17Still can't
08:17do it.
08:18The only
08:18thing that
08:18gets him
08:19sitting down
08:19for 90
08:19minutes right
08:20now is the
08:20iPad because
08:21he has
08:22control over
08:23it.
08:23Like TV
08:24is cool
08:25after a
08:25while,
08:26but since
08:26he can't
08:26control it,
08:27he doesn't
08:27care.
08:28Kids is
08:28with the
08:29iPad now.
08:30I didn't
08:30know what
08:30the hell
08:31this iPad
08:31generation
08:32was,
08:33but hey,
08:34listen,
08:34when you
08:34need the
08:34kid to
08:35shut up
08:35for a
08:35little bit,
08:36just throw
08:36him a
08:36little iPad.
08:37Just throw
08:38him a
08:38little iPad.
08:39Totally fine.
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