00:02stop being so proud of yourself he didn't do research he didn't do research
00:07guy really thinks he's like the jacques gusto of teeth no he really does and he's so wrong he's so
00:12dead wrong first of all he just won't stop taking no no no let me say this he's getting
00:18uncomfortable because let me explain to you what it says all right first adult molars
00:27the first adult molars often referred to as six-year molars i want to tell you if it's
00:33just what dave south said usually around six and seven years of age he says don't use erupt yes
00:40stop you keep saying that's what the definition is stop saying teeth eruption i don't like it
00:45it's gross gross i don't know why you need to
00:51britney broke her tooth clearly they didn't pay less her tooth where she had to walk around with
00:56a bigger shoe in her mouth okay well i showed him pictures and he's making fun of me calling
01:02me a bunny rabbit no i did not that's not nice you're uncouth i did not wait me i did
01:13not call
01:13you a rabbit you look like a bunny rabbit listen two things also last segment you were like this
01:20like you were trying to do like the little bunny movement in your mouth whatever i just i don't
01:24like you saying teeth eruption i'm just reading the definition and i don't like you calling britney a
01:30bunny i didn't call her a bunny i'm just saying
01:36does that look like a bunny rabbit to you
01:40so look they look like perfectly normal teeth thank you they still grew with your body
01:45of course they did but they don't grow they don't grow your body grows into them
01:51it grows into her body
01:53you did picture though you kind of look like the woodchuck from when you made it sound like
01:58no i said teeth grow
02:02those are completely normal teeth yes i really appreciate your normal teeth
02:06those are the teeth you've been toting around but i swear to god if you say teeth eruption one
02:10more time i was really nice oh my goodness
02:16look happy easter guys you look like that yes you did you told me i look like a bunny rabbit
02:22that was a very uncomfortable moment for me okay you smiled it didn't look like well what is the
02:26story behind this because i've never all right i've never gotten this yeah every easter i gotta
02:31relive a trauma i've never i'm sorry this is why i was going to get new people on your show
02:34i've never
02:35heard this we always bring up this picture and i've never heard the story behind it all right all right
02:39so many years ago we had a show bit on the morning show i produced uh with zaslow and joy
02:46it was called the wheel of humiliation and one of the punishments was so we picked football games
02:52every week if you lose that week whoever the worst record i don't know if it was week or month
02:57whoever had the worst record i think it was after the month you had to spin the wheel of humiliation
03:00lands on something so joy and i both lost that week it was just games so we just lost that
03:06week
03:07and we spun the wheel originally it was supposed to be we had to go sit on santa's lap as
03:12grown people
03:14now the problem was we were very um we weren't very punctual in doing that we couldn't find a
03:21santa we we waited until like the last week the one we tried to go to was the bass pro
03:25shop santa
03:30just saying that you went to bootleg santa yeah it was packed it was the bass i live in davie
03:39so
03:40no that that's like that's perfect for where i live nobody nobody is more bootleg than the uh
03:46than the wellington mall santa he's the worst but the but it was we're just like this is too much
03:52we're
03:52not waiting for this and so we like agree agree so obviously we did have to pay our debt we're
03:57like
03:57look we'll make good around easter time we'll go sit with the easter bunny so joy and i once easter
04:03rolled around we had to go pay our debt and we went to the galleria mall in fort lauderdale
04:09they had uh they hadn't they had the easter bunny now look i'm all for equality but it is a
04:16little
04:16different than a woman to go be adorable and sit next to a bunny than it is uh a man
04:21i'm just a
04:22grown-ass man sitting next to a bunny like come on it's not the same you we can all agree
04:27yeah it's
04:28not the same you guys could go take a cute bunny picture and you're not going to be looked at
04:31the
04:32same way as i would so it was worse for me so joy gets done with a picture right and
04:38she goes and and
04:39no no qualms she seems happy okay that was painless she sits next to the bunny she takes her picture
04:44she's happy and as i sit next to this giant rabbit i i thought it would be funny because what
04:55the bunny
04:56would do is take him away uh jennifer she scares me right now oh i'm sorry i'm sorry as i
05:02as i was
05:04about to make the bit funnier i thought he had he had like a little pouch of toy bunnies right
05:11next to
05:12him so i thought to make the picture funnier i would take a picture and hold on to the little
05:17stuffed animal next to the rabbit as i reach back as i i reach for the bunny the little bunny
05:23i grab
05:24him from the bag i go back the bunny in mascot costume as i'm holding the little toy bunny goes
05:34in my ear
05:38my ear part why don't you grab on to the big bunny
05:49in my mind but i'm in such shock fight or flight and i was just i was stuck in the
05:57headlights
05:58did this pervert in a mascot costume just say
06:05why don't you grab on to the big bunny and i'm like
06:09and so we got done get our picture and joyce looking at me she's like what's wrong
06:16what's wrong i was just harassed by a bunny
06:22it looked like you're talking with your teeth i think tuggo was crying here
06:29why don't you grab on to the big bunny oh my goodness he had a very deep voice was it
06:33raspy
06:35yes that's the one of the best stories i've never heard in my whole life
06:38it's kind of crazy
06:39it was a cute little
06:42why don't that happen
06:42no
06:44it was a very dream
06:45no
06:45did you tobin
06:46no
06:48i had one that had a voice like he was a chain smoker and had uh sleeve tats
06:53you put that little bunny down and got the hell out of there
06:56get the hell out of there
06:59it's really hot in here
07:01should have just paid my debt with the santa
07:04at bass pro shop
07:05santa would never do that to you
07:06but what if santa was the same guy
07:09not at bass pro shop
07:10well not at bass pro shop
07:11because
07:12he would have been like what's on your list
07:15but this one
07:18horny bunny
07:20that's amazing nothing prepared me for that
07:22i was just
07:24traumatized by it
07:27oh so you'll never go see an eater bunny again
07:29not that one
07:33this one is before or after kids
07:37uh
07:39probably
07:40like i had sophia was a baby
07:41something like that
07:42i think that's like
07:43i think that's like circa
07:442013
07:46so she never got to take pictures with easter bunnies
07:48were you so traumatized
07:50i don't judge
07:52i don't judge all easter bunnies
07:54i'm sure there are very professional
07:56non-harrasing bunnies
08:00but the galleria mall bunny was a pervert
08:03i mean he wanted me to grab onto the big bunny
08:05and i wasn't going to do that
08:10like you made it he put it out there as a suggestion
08:14no thank you
08:17like you're just you telling the story
08:20like in another way
08:24like your reaction should reflect that you didn't agree with the bunny
08:29he was smiling
08:30no
08:31he was as happy as a clown
08:32because i was supposed to be like it was all simultaneous
08:34like all right smile
08:35i grabbed the i grabbed the little toy bunny out of the thing
08:38smile
08:39and then why don't you grab onto the big bunny
08:42the cheese had already happened
08:44pictures are instantaneous
08:47keeps me in this moment
08:54for making it weird
08:55oh my goodness
08:58i don't know if that bunny is still running things over there at the galleria
09:02i mean i'll never going back there for that one
09:05really you think
09:08that guy if he was if he sounded like a chain smoker
09:11you can ask joy like as she'll say like he looked horrified when i walked like when we
09:15walked away i was like you're not gonna believe what this dude just said to me
09:19she goes 2013 so that's 13 years if he sounded like a chain smoker back then
09:23i don't know what he sounded like but i'm like she's like what what do you mean what dude
09:27because she's probably thinking to herself like we just talked to a like the bunny said something to you
09:31i'm like yeah
09:33he told me to grab onto the big bunny
09:37and she's like wait what what
09:40it was terrifying
09:43you can call it in more situations
09:44tate south says that's the real bad bunny
09:47honestly
09:52i wonder where he is now
09:55hopefully locked up
09:56i hope so
09:57i mean has anyone
10:00gone to the galleria
10:01he wasn't a funny
10:05what if he was trying to be funny yeah
10:06he's not a funny bunny he was a horny bunny
10:09you think
10:10what
10:11i mean i mean
10:12it's objectively funny
10:14i mean
10:14i mean it's hilarious
10:15but why would you tell
10:16obviously that wasn't his flock
10:19you know dude
10:20that bunny didn't hop in those flowers
10:25okay and there's nothing wrong with that
10:27it's just
10:28it's a little
10:29it's a little
10:30sneaky in costume
10:34am i saying
10:35what do you mean am i saying
10:37he told me
10:39why would you ask to grab the big bunny
10:41he didn't ask you to grab the big bunny
10:45he asked me
10:47so obviously
10:48those baby blues
10:50that happened to be his taste
10:54he's more carrots than lettuce
11:07point for
11:09toby
11:11he's more carrots than lettuce
11:12he's more carrots than lettuce
11:12he's more carrots than lettuce
11:13he's more carrots than lettuce
11:14he's more carrots than lettuce
11:14he's more carrots than lettuce
11:15he's more carrots than lettuce
11:15he's more carrots than lettuce
11:15he's more carrots than lettuce
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