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00:14Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks.
00:18Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big letdown.
00:22But in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible, to give my friends a great New Year's Eve.
00:27I had an idea of how to do it, too, and all it cost was half my Christmas bonus.
00:40Yeah, that's right. A limo.
00:50Oh, man, Ted, this is great.
00:52Okay, people, let's talk strategy.
00:54Angie, last New Year's, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.
00:57This year, we party together, or not at all.
01:00Now, I sifted through your party submissions, and I narrowed them down to these five.
01:04Question.
01:05Yes, Barney, your submissions were received, and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
01:11But you enjoyed the Evite, right?
01:12That was an actual picture of my pants.
01:15We will hit all five parties before midnight, and then narrow them down to one, the most awesome party in
01:21New York City, and that is where we will ring, nay, rock, in the new year.
01:26All right, and party number one, that's where we get to meet Mary Beth?
01:29Mm-hmm.
01:30Mary Beth?
01:30Oh, she works in my office.
01:32She seems, uh, like she might be into me.
01:34She's always finding reasons to hug me.
01:36So tonight's...
01:38Ahem.
01:39Ahem.
01:39People often ask me, Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?
01:44By who?
01:45Who asks you that?
01:47And the answer is right here, my own personal get-psyched mix.
01:53Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall, but people are wrong.
01:57It should be all rise, baby.
02:01Now, prepare yourselves for an audio journey into the white-hot center of adrenaline.
02:08Bam.
02:08Shout to the heart, and you're too late, I'm here.
02:12It's working.
02:13I'm definitely getting psyched.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16I'm reaching dangerous levels of psyched.
02:19Hosting robot.
02:21Let's do this!
02:23Yes!
02:23Let's!
02:24Oh, driver!
02:27Hello!
02:28Ah!
02:29Run, sleep!
02:31Dude, you're driving a limo now, that's awesome!
02:33I've moved up in the world.
02:35How do you guys know each other?
02:37Oh, we rode in his cab one time.
02:39It's a long story.
02:41Hey, what are we waiting for?
02:42We've got five parties to hit and three hours to do it.
02:44Oh, I wish I could come with you guys, but Derek should be coming by in a minute to pick
02:48me up.
02:48Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend, Derek.
02:53Derek.
02:54He was, like, rich, successful, handsome.
02:57I hated that guy.
02:59I'll miss you guys.
03:00Have fun.
03:01Bye.
03:01Bye.
03:02Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:03Bye.
03:03See you again.
03:03I'll be right back.
03:06Bye.
03:06Well, this kind of sucks.
03:08Okay, nobody get down.
03:10We knew this going in.
03:11We're a man down.
03:12That just means we're going to have to party that much harder.
03:15We're on jeet's party number one.
03:18Party number one!
03:19Party one!
03:25I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets.
03:28If you think we can beat that, you've got some brass ones.
03:31Hey, we've got four more parties to hit.
03:33If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it.
03:36We didn't really get a chance to meet.
03:38I'm Lely, and this is my fiancée, Marshall.
03:40Hi, Mary Beth.
03:42It's so great to meet you guys.
03:43Oh, hey.
03:44My word.
03:45Oh, you're friendly.
03:49Whoa!
03:51Hello, American party friends of Barneys.
03:55Oh, no.
03:56So, Barney, who's your new friend?
03:58Natalia.
04:00Oh, friendly.
04:03So, where are you from, Natalia?
04:05Who knows?
04:06The former Soviet Republic of drunk-of-Orasistan?
04:10Super drunk-fantastic!
04:14Isn't she awesome?
04:17How are your feet doing, baby?
04:18Oh, okay.
04:19I love these shoes, but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.
04:23Can we swing by the apartment so I can change?
04:25Come on, Lely, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us.
04:29I need you to power through the pain.
04:30Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking.
04:34It's true.
04:34I can hear them.
04:35What's that, little boys?
04:36What's that?
04:37You want to go for a rock?
04:42Ranjit, party number two.
04:44Party number two.
04:46Woo-hoo!
04:52Oh, party number two.
04:54Not so good.
04:54Oh, let's go back to party number one.
04:56No, no turning back.
04:58Ranjit, party number three.
05:00Party number three.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we have to turn around.
05:05We left Natalia.
05:07Barney, none of us really liked her.
05:10What?
05:11Sorry.
05:12Oh, very nice, Lely.
05:14You know, she is a guest in this country.
05:16So while you may choose to turn your back on her, I choose to turn my front on her.
05:22What up?
05:24I'm sorry about the party.
05:26No, I'm having a great time.
05:28I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight.
05:31Me too.
05:32Just a second.
05:36Hey, Robin.
05:38Ted, Derek stood me up.
05:41Pfft, Derek.
05:42Now, we had a tight schedule to keep that night, and I was already on a date with another girl.
05:47But it was Robin.
05:49Ranjit, turn it around.
05:59Oh, there she is.
06:00Hi.
06:01Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
06:04You guys had your schedule, and I screwed it all up.
06:07No, this is perfect.
06:08It's meant to be.
06:09We're all back together.
06:10What happened?
06:12Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal.
06:14Who works on New Year's Eve?
06:17Oh, okay.
06:19Now I feel worse.
06:20I was really looking forward to this night.
06:23This sucks.
06:28Oh, do not now.
06:30What if she needs to get psyched?
06:32Honey.
06:32Fine.
06:34Maybe I should just go home.
06:41Look, Robin, you're not going home.
06:43Come on.
06:43It's New Year's Eve.
06:45Look, so your date fell through.
06:46So what?
06:46What do you need a date for?
06:48Is someone to kiss at midnight?
06:49Fine.
06:49I'll kiss you a little bit after midnight.
06:52Hi, I'm Robin.
06:53Mary Beth.
06:55Oh.
06:55Oh.
06:56Well, you're friendly.
06:59I haven't eaten dinner yet.
07:00Is there anything to eat in this thing?
07:01That's it.
07:02I know what you're jonesing for.
07:03Ranjit, take us to graze papaya.
07:06Oh, yes, Ted.
07:07You rock.
07:08We couldn't go back for Natalia, a human being, but we do have time for hot dogs?
07:13Yeah, we like hot dogs.
07:15No, no.
07:16We are already behind schedule.
07:18Ted, come on.
07:18We have an hour and a half before midnight.
07:20I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.
07:22You don't know what you're missing.
07:25Come on.
07:25It's only a 20-minute detour.
07:27That is exactly how much time I need.
07:29Ranjit, stop the car.
07:30Stop in the car.
07:33Wait, Bailey, what are you doing?
07:34No, I'm going home.
07:35No, you gotta leave.
07:36I can't stay in these heels any longer.
07:38I just can't.
07:40There's a cab over there.
07:41I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes.
07:43Hot dogs.
07:44I know, baby.
07:45I'd love to go, but it's two against one.
07:48Okay, I'll go with you.
07:50No, baby.
07:50Baby, you go with them, and I'll meet you at the party number three.
07:55Are you sure?
07:56If I don't see you happening...
07:58Don't say that.
08:00We'll find each other.
08:03We'll find each other.
08:05I hear you.
08:08Bye, Lily.
08:09Bye.
08:11Hell of a woman.
08:14Let's go get some hot dogs!
08:23Ranjit, party number three.
08:25Party number three.
08:26Oh, yeah!
08:27Look at us.
08:29Riding around in a limo.
08:30Eating hot dogs.
08:32Sucking with the president.
08:33Hey, I bet you're feeling better now.
08:35Oh, I'm feeling much better.
08:37Guys, is that Moby?
08:41I think that that's Moby.
08:43Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist when I was young.
08:48No way!
08:49That's totally Moby!
08:50That's awesome!
08:51Should I say something?
08:52I should say something, right?
08:54Moby!
08:55Hey, Moby!
08:57Oh, my God, he's coming over.
08:58Everybody be cool!
08:59Everybody be cool!
09:01Hey.
09:02Hello.
09:03What's up?
09:04Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?
09:06Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown.
09:09You want a ride?
09:13Sure.
09:18Welcome.
09:22Wow, you're friendly.
09:24Good friend.
09:26And Courtney Stinson.
09:27So, uh, what about this party?
09:30Uh, it's just a New Year's thing.
09:32We're with some friends.
09:33Wow, that sounds awesome.
09:38You guys want to come?
09:40Yeah, we'd love to.
09:42Uh, Ted?
09:45Sidebar?
09:46Um, Moby, switch.
09:48What are you doing?
09:49Huh?
09:50Hello, Moby?
09:53Yeah, what's up?
09:55What about...
09:56What about Lily?
09:57Call her.
09:58I've been trying to call her.
09:59I can't get through it.
09:59All the circuits are jammed.
10:01That's New Year's Eve for you.
10:02Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party,
10:04and then afterwards...
10:05No, I can't.
10:06Lily's waiting.
10:07I gotta...
10:07I gotta find her.
10:09Okay, I'll meet you at party number three.
10:12But, come on, Moby's party!
10:14Moby's party!
10:16Moby's...
10:18Moby's...
10:19Ranjit?
10:21Moby's party.
10:22Moby's party.
10:23Moby's party.
10:27Yeah, this is a cool mix.
10:29You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall.
10:32I think it should be all rise.
10:34Yes!
10:35Moby!
10:36Yeah, it should start high and get higher!
10:38This mix is my pride and joy.
10:40I never leave home without it.
10:41Ugh, that's how I feel about Janice here.
10:44Jack.
10:52So then I said, uh, your motorcycle was like that when I got here.
11:01Um, you're not Moby, are you?
11:06Who?
11:07Moby?
11:08The recording artist, Moby?
11:11No.
11:12But when we said, hey, Moby, you said, yeah.
11:16I thought you said Tony.
11:19So your name is Tony?
11:21No.
11:23Oh, hey, we're here.
11:25All right.
11:26You guys gonna come in?
11:30You sure?
11:31Come on, it's gonna get nuts in there!
11:34This dude owes me money.
11:36No, uh, we're good.
11:38We're good.
11:39Happy New Year, not Moby.
11:41Hey.
11:45Oh, hey, hey, hey, um, be safe.
11:53Why did we think that guy was Moby?
11:55I don't know.
11:56I see a short, bald hipster.
11:57My mind goes straight to Moby.
12:03That's Marshall's phone.
12:05Hey.
12:07Oh.
12:09Hello?
12:10Oh, Marshall, thank God I got through.
12:13Hey, sexy.
12:14Barney, where's Marshall?
12:17He left his phone in the limo.
12:18He's out looking for you.
12:19What?
12:19Where?
12:20Party number three.
12:22Well, I'm here at party number three, and...
12:24Oh, my God.
12:26Guess who just walked in?
12:27Moby.
12:28Moby?
12:28She's upstairs.
12:31Lily, you have to get out of there this instant.
12:33That's not Moby.
12:35Oh, no.
12:35I know Moby, and that's Moby.
12:37Does he have a gun?
12:39Run!
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Not Moby's party is party number four.
12:46What are the odds?
12:50Who was that guy?
12:51Well, we know it's not Moby, and it's not Tony.
12:53Ranji, drive!
12:54Where to?
12:55Party number three!
12:57Party number three.
13:00No, but I was just at party number three.
13:02No, no, no, no.
13:03You were at party number four.
13:04You must have looked at the list wrong.
13:06Well, after that rather un-psyching experience,
13:09you know what it's time for?
13:11It's time to what?
13:13That's right.
13:14Re-psych.
13:18Re-s...
13:22Oh, my God.
13:26Not Moby took my get seismix.
13:29Barney, Barney, it's out.
13:30Barney, it's not worth it.
13:32Let it go.
13:33We need to get back on schedule.
13:37Oh, nuts.
13:44Ranji, you sure I can't help?
13:47No.
13:49I am pissed.
13:50Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed.
13:53Okay.
13:56Okay, not a problem.
13:58He'll jack it up, slap on a tire.
14:00We'll be at party number three in no time.
14:02I wish Marshall would call.
14:04Guess the circuits are jammed.
14:06Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed?
14:07Because everyone's calling their loved ones,
14:09everyone around the world.
14:10Everyone except Barney.
14:15Oh, sure, laugh.
14:17Laugh for Barney Stinson.
14:18Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze.
14:27Round and round it goes.
14:29And where's it all heading?
14:31Nowhere.
14:33Is this just because you lost your get psyched mix?
14:37I'm sorry.
14:38Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?
14:40No.
14:40No, not tonight.
14:42Not in the limo.
14:43We've got to stay psyched.
14:44Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's.
14:51Shot through the heart and you're to blame, darling.
14:56You give love.
14:57I'll buy your name.
14:59A bad name.
15:01I'll blame my phone.
15:03I'll blame your game, darling.
15:05You give love.
15:07A bad name.
15:08I'll blame you.
15:15It'll be fine.
15:15We'll be out of here in a jiff.
15:18Ted, I'm going to head out.
15:19My roommates are having a party not far from here.
15:21But no.
15:22Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but we thought...
15:25How long have you been in love with Robin?
15:28I'm not in love.
15:30We're just friends.
15:31Where are you getting that from?
15:33Ted, it's okay.
15:34I'm fine.
15:36And I can tell that she's into you, too.
15:38That's ridiculous.
15:40Wait, really?
15:43Happy New Year, Ted.
16:04I can't believe Mary Beth left before midnight.
16:07Oh, she just had to make an appearance at this other party.
16:09It's no big deal.
16:10The first time I rode in a limo, I was five.
16:13I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral.
16:16I suppose in a way, I still am.
16:20Okay, well, it's getting weird in here.
16:22I'm going to call Marshall.
16:23But he left his phone.
16:25Marshall!
16:28Marshall!
16:30I'm sorry about your girl.
16:32Sorry about your guy.
16:34Well, at least we both have someone to kiss at midnight.
16:38Did you forget about our little deal?
16:40Because I did not.
16:43I did not, too.
16:49Derek.
16:50Hi, how's work?
16:52Give you some privacy.
16:54Marshall!
16:58Marshall!
17:00Hey.
17:05Murray.
17:06Hey.
17:07Hey.
17:10Marshall!
17:12Marshall!
17:12It has us for a plan.
17:13It has us for a plan.
17:13We start walking now.
17:13We get to party number three by 1245.
17:15We celebrate the New Year in Central Standard Time.
17:17Marshall!
17:18Rest.
17:19Give what a rest?
17:20Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is, which is New Year's Eve,
17:24which is the single biggest letdown of a night every single year.
17:29Marshall!
17:29Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around.
17:32We've still got ten minutes.
17:33Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Year's, Ted.
17:37It doesn't exist.
17:40Marshall!
17:42Lily!
17:47Marshall!
17:48Marshall!
17:57I knew I'd catch up with you guys eventually.
17:59So much to tell.
18:00I couldn't find Lily at party number three, so I walked.
18:03I walked to the next party on the list.
18:04No, Moby's party?
18:05Yes, Moby's party.
18:06Check it out, he signed my shirt.
18:12And guess what I found?
18:14Yeah, I heard it playing at the party, so I swiped it.
18:17Come on, Moby.
18:18I know, I know, come on.
18:19Come on, Moby.
18:24Baby, baby, I was so worried about you.
18:26Why didn't you call me?
18:27I tried, baby, all the circuits are jammed.
18:30But wait, there's more.
18:31After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five.
18:33And so I went there too, and it is awesome.
18:37I want to cry.
18:38It is so awesome, we have to go there.
18:40How?
18:40We'll never get a cab.
18:41We have to blast, bitch.
18:44Oh, let's do this!
18:46Come on!
18:47Go, go, go!
18:48Go, go, go!
18:49Tyler?
18:50Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time.
18:52Ranjit, why didn't you tell me?
18:54I didn't want to wake her.
18:55She looked so peaceful.
18:57Party number five is 20 blocks away, and all the way across town.
19:00Ranjit, can you get us there in eight minutes?
19:01I'll get you there in six.
19:08I don't think I can do it.
19:10No, come on.
19:11Come on, move, you stupid type.
19:13Move, move.
19:13Three minutes!
19:14Come on!
19:18Ranjit, put her in park.
19:21Dudes, I'm sure party number five is awesome, but it's not the best party in New York.
19:27Because this is right here.
19:31Cheers, well said.
19:33Cheers.
19:33Cheers.
19:33Cheers.
19:34And just like that, we were having the perfect New Year's Eve.
19:38Funny thing is, all night long I've been trying to chase something down that was right there in that limo.
19:49Derek?
19:50Derek!
19:54Hey, come on in.
19:59Robin, I cut my meeting short because I wanted to see you at midnight.
20:03I can't believe you made it.
20:06I made it, baby.
20:10I super love you.
20:12Okay.
20:14Here, you need a mitt.
20:17Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
20:24Happy New Year!
20:25You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story.
20:29Well, don't.
20:30Not every night has a happy ending, but all of it's important.
20:34All of it was leading somewhere.
20:36Because suddenly, it was 2006.
20:39And 2006 was a big one.
20:42Okay.
20:47What the hell, man?
20:48I thought we had a deal.
20:52What about your guy?
20:54It's midnight.
20:55Go kiss him.
20:56Yeah.
20:57He kept me waiting.
20:58I keep him waiting.
21:02Well, a deal is a deal.
21:04Mm-hmm.
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