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00:01Kids, I've told you stories about all the big holidays.
00:05Christmas.
00:06Halloween.
00:09Thanksgiving.
00:11But one holiday was always my favorite.
00:14Super Bowl Sunday.
00:15And there was one Super Bowl back in 2007 that I will never forget.
00:20Marshall, you're on beer detail.
00:21Lily, you're making the bean dip.
00:23Robin, you're on chips and pretzels.
00:25And Barney, I'm giving you nothing to do
00:27so you can just focus on controlling your gambling problem.
00:30Problem.
00:31Oh, poor Superman.
00:33He should really do something about his flying problem.
00:36It's not a problem if you're awesome at it.
00:39And I will be going to Quinn's to pick up the world's greatest food,
00:42the Super Bowl hot wings platter.
00:45If I were a chicken, I'd go cannibal for those bad boys.
00:48Just eat my own damn wing off. I don't care. I'm crazy like that.
00:52Here's the info for tomorrow night.
00:54What's tomorrow night?
00:55Oh, God. You didn't hear?
00:58Mark died.
01:00Oh.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02Oh, my gosh.
01:03The funeral's tomorrow at 6,
01:04and I know it would've meant a lot to Mark if you came.
01:07You guys were his favorite customers.
01:10Wow.
01:11Stay strong.
01:11We're so sorry.
01:12We're so sorry.
01:13Absolutely.
01:16Who is Mark?
01:17I don't know.
01:18No idea.
01:19I'm not a clue.
01:21Well, I guess we should go, right?
01:25Wait.
01:26Tomorrow night at 6, that's the Super Bowl.
01:28Oh, God.
01:29Okay, I feel terrible, but the truth is we didn't know Mike.
01:32Mark.
01:32Mark.
01:33And as long as we send flowers, I can't think of any reason we'd have to go.
01:37Get out of here.
01:38I never want to see your face in this bar again.
01:43This soulless bastard just told me he can't come to Mark's funeral because he wants to watch the Super Bowl.
01:49Could you believe that?
01:53You guys are coming, right?
01:54Oh, yes.
01:55Oh, yes.
01:56For the world.
02:11Okay, here's the plan.
02:13Record the game.
02:14Go to the funeral.
02:15Pay our respects to Matt.
02:16Mark.
02:17Mark.
02:17And start watching only an hour late.
02:21Okay, that's great, but just to make sure it records, maybe we should bow our heads and say a quiet
02:25prayer to the TiVo gods.
02:30Almighty TiVo, we thank you for all the gifts you have given us.
02:34The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of godlike.
02:39Let's not forget fast-forwarding through commercials.
02:42It seems greedy to ask anything more from you.
02:45Oh, magic box.
02:46But if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats.
02:53Amen.
02:54We are not fast-forwarding through the commercials.
02:56Yeah, they're the best part.
02:57Oh, come on.
02:59Remember last year?
03:00Who wants to watch a monkey in a coconut bra order a pizza?
03:03Oh, my God, that monkey was so cute.
03:05Okay, this is the last time.
03:07Seriously, that's the last time I'm gonna call you today.
03:10Okay.
03:11Goodbye.
03:13You didn't hang up either.
03:14I know.
03:15You hang up.
03:16You hang up.
03:20My bookie.
03:21Great guy.
03:22So, let me get this straight.
03:23A funeral is the one time you don't suit up?
03:25Have I taught you nothing, Ted?
03:27Virtually.
03:29Suits are full of joy.
03:31They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile.
03:34Sartorial?
03:35Of or pertaining to tailors or their trade.
03:37Suits are for the living.
03:39That's why, when it's my time to R.I.P., I'm going out of this world the same way I
03:42came into it.
03:43Buck naked.
03:44Yeah.
03:45It's gonna be awesome.
03:46Open bar for the guys.
03:48Open casket for the ladies.
03:50What up?
04:05Oh.
04:23Such a waste.
04:24I know.
04:25He was so young.
04:27A hand-stitched, cashmere, double-breasted Dolce and Gabbana, it must be so frightened.
04:33This is going faster than I thought.
04:34We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake.
04:36We'll be watching the game by 8.
04:39And even though we didn't see any whales, Mark and I both said it was the best day of our
04:43lives.
04:44Listen.
04:45Okay.
04:46I'm getting us another round.
04:48And when I come back, everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story.
04:55Dibs on the one Carl just told.
04:58Okay, I have to be at work exactly one Super Bowl from now.
05:02Oh, let's face it.
05:03We're not gonna get to watch it.
05:04We should just find out the score.
05:05Oh, thank God.
05:06I'll find out.
05:07No, no, no, no.
05:08We can't.
05:08We have to watch the game together.
05:10It's tradition.
05:11Think of all the great times we have watching this game.
05:14Second down.
05:15Everyone drink.
05:17Ted, it's not a drinking game if you drink any time anything happens.
05:21Are these chicken wings or angel wings?
05:24God, I love these things.
05:26I love you guys.
05:28This is so great.
05:29All of us watching the Super Bowl together.
05:32This is special.
05:35We need to do this every year.
05:36Promise me.
05:37Calm down, buddy.
05:39Oh, commercials.
05:41Everyone drink.
05:43Yes.
05:44Aw.
05:45God, this is such a great tradition.
05:47All of us watching the game together.
05:49How did this start?
05:51Hey, Barney.
05:52I bet you 20 bucks that Casey misses this field goal.
05:54I don't bet.
05:55Betting's for suckers.
05:56Well, make it like a dollar or something, you know?
05:58Who cares?
05:58No big deal.
05:59Fine.
06:00Uh-oh.
06:01Ah.
06:02See, there you go.
06:03He made it.
06:03You win.
06:04Wait, this is mine?
06:06Just like that?
06:08God, that feels good.
06:09No, that feels really good.
06:12What else can we bet on?
06:14Nothing.
06:14It's a halftime show.
06:16Ugh.
06:17So lame.
06:18Nobody even pays attention.
06:20I mean, Janet Jackson.
06:22Who cares?
06:27God, how cool is Robin?
06:29I can't believe you invited this girl we've only known for a few months to our sacred day.
06:34Now she's gonna be in all the pictures.
06:35Yeah, yeah, whatever.
06:36I'll give you the Seahawks plus six points for 500 bucks.
06:38Are you crazy?
06:40Maybe for 50.
06:4150?
06:42What fun is 50?
06:43Why don't we just bet air?
06:44God, Marshall!
06:46Okay, 50.
06:47Hey, I'll take that action.
06:49Seahawks, but make it four points and make it a grand.
06:51Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings?
06:54Oh, commercials.
06:55Monkey with a coconut bra.
06:57Hilarious.
06:59Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together, so we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at
07:05six and go the next 18 hours without finding out who won.
07:07That's impossible.
07:09I'm not gonna lie to you.
07:10It's not gonna be easy.
07:11That means no TV, no internet, no newspapers, nothing.
07:16Media blackout.
07:17But our tradition lives on.
07:19Who's in?
07:22I'm in.
07:22I'm in.
07:23I'm in.
07:24What the hell?
07:24I'm in.
07:25High five!
07:26Dude, we're out of wake.
07:28Sorry.
07:29Solemn lo-fi.
07:35As the day began, none of us had any idea how hard it would be to go nine hours without
07:39hearing the outcome of the Super Bowl.
07:41I decided to work from home to avoid contamination by the outside world.
07:45All right.
07:50Hey!
07:52Take this key and swallow it.
07:53What?
07:54No.
07:55Come on, Ted.
07:55You eat salads.
07:56It'll be out by game time.
07:57Lots more no.
07:59I'm not messing around, Theodore.
08:01I've got a lot of money riding on this game.
08:03If I don't handcuff myself to this radiator, I'll check this score.
08:06Please take the key.
08:08Fine.
08:09But only because you didn't think through a bathroom plan, and I think that's funny.
08:21The media blackout was particularly hard on Robin because, well, she was the media.
08:26But unfortunately, the city won't be fixing the unusually large pothole anytime soon, so buckle
08:33up if you're on the BQE.
08:34It's gonna be a bumpy one.
08:36Like morning commutes need to get any harder.
08:39You're right, Kevin.
08:41Well, Robin, what do you say?
08:42I think it's time to check in with Sid for a sports update.
08:45No.
08:46What?
08:47No.
08:49But it's, uh, time for sports.
08:52No, it's not.
08:53It's time for weather.
08:55We just did weather.
08:58Well, weather's pretty fickle.
09:00It may have changed.
09:01What's it doing out there, Lou?
09:06Pretty much the same thing it was two minutes ago.
09:10Back to you, Robin.
09:14Okay.
09:14Now it's time for sports.
09:16No.
09:17Let's go to Traffic Todd in the Metro News One gridlock chopper.
09:21Robin, it's time for sports.
09:26Over to you, Sid.
09:28Thank you, Kevin and Robin.
09:32Let's talk about the Super Bowl.
09:35Weeks earlier, Marshall had promised Lily he'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day.
09:40And he's a little bit double-jointed.
09:42And his favorite animal is the Loch Ness monster.
09:46Lily, how many times?
09:48Nessie is a gentle creature.
09:49We're trying to stay away from terms like monster.
09:53Well, I think we can all agree he is much more interesting than Sally's one-eyed goldfish.
09:58Three weeks in a row?
10:00Come on, Sally.
10:02Okay.
10:03Well, that's all the time we have.
10:04Arts and crafts, everybody.
10:09Hey.
10:11I'm Doug.
10:12Oh, hey.
10:13I'm Marshall.
10:16Are you going to be staying here for the rest of the day?
10:18Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out because I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl.
10:23I know who won.
10:25Oh, that's great.
10:26But I really don't want to know.
10:28So if you could just keep that to yourself.
10:30How badly do you not want to know?
10:34Excuse me?
10:36Ten bucks.
10:38Are you serious?
10:39Just went out to eight.
10:43Unlock me, Ted.
10:44I've never gone this long without calling my bookie.
10:46He worries.
10:49Not until game time.
10:51Where are you going?
10:52Pick up the hot wings.
10:54What?
10:54How the hell are you planning on getting in and out of a sports bar without seeing the score?
10:59There's TVs everywhere.
11:00Ah, don't worry.
11:01I got it all planned out.
11:03First of all, I placed duct tape on a pair of sunglasses so I can only see out of two
11:08tiny holes.
11:09Next, I constructed blinders out of an old cereal box.
11:13To top it all off, high-tech noise-reducing headphones I bought when Marshall and Lily first got back together
11:18and were doing it a lot.
11:19I call it the Sensory Deprivator 5000.
11:22You know what I think?
11:46Hello!
11:47My name is Ted Mosby.
11:49I'm here to pick up my hot wings.
11:50In my hand, you'll find the exact total for the wings plus a generous tip.
11:55Please take the cash.
11:56Put the wings in my hand and I'll be on my way.
12:01Thank you!
12:07And that closes the book on one heck of a Super Bowl.
12:11Back to you, Kevin and Robin.
12:20And we're clear.
12:22Sorry.
12:24Um, Robin, is it just me or were you doing something different there?
12:27Okay, I haven't watched the game yet.
12:29I'm begging you for the rest of the newscasts, there can't be any references to who won the Super Bowl.
12:33I mean, change the teleprompter.
12:35No team names, nothing specific.
12:37That is crazy. I can't do that.
12:39What?
12:40My friend Mark passed away this week.
12:43Okay, sweetie.
12:44Okay, okay.
12:45I'm so sorry.
12:46Back in five.
12:47Oh, I know.
12:47Four.
12:48Three.
12:48Four.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Oh, my God.
13:16Huh?
13:18Who's the idiot now?
13:20You said the sensory deprivator 5000 was stupid, but it totally worked.
13:25I couldn't see or hear anything happening around me.
13:28Right?
13:29Right?
13:34And if that weren't bad enough, I was about to have a horrible realization.
13:39Where's the dipping sauce?
13:43The team that won.
13:45Want to know what their name rhymes with?
13:46Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop if I ate all those crayons.
13:50Why are you doing this?
13:53I'm in love with Miss Aldrin.
13:56Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin. She's mine.
14:08Okay, now who did this?
14:15I did.
14:16Does that mean Marshall gets a timeout?
14:19Well, Marshall's a grown-up, so...
14:22When we last break something, we get a timeout.
14:27Sorry.
14:35And after the Super Bowl, the mayor of the losing team city had to pay up.
14:40Sending the mayor of the winning team city 15 pounds of a delicacy his or her city is famous for.
14:46Better fire up whatever type of grill, steamer, or fryer one might use to cook that delicacy.
14:52Winning team's mayor.
14:55Hey.
14:57Hey.
14:58I'm not talking to you.
14:59Yes, you are.
15:00You'll do whatever I say.
15:02Hold your breath.
15:03I'm not holding my breath.
15:05The winning team was low.
15:08Here's how this is going to work.
15:10You're going to take me to three R-rated movies a week.
15:13And then Uncle Marshall got an idea.
15:15It was not one he was proud of in retrospect, but desperate times.
15:24Oh, no.
15:26Somebody wet their pants.
15:28Oh, really?
15:30Who's everyone going to believe?
15:31I'm a grown-up third-year law student at Columbia, and you're just a little pants wetter.
15:36So now let me ask you a question.
15:37Do you want to be able to quietly sneak off to the restroom and dry off, or am I going
15:40to have something for show-and-tell today?
15:43Hey, everyone.
15:44Okay.
15:45You win.
15:47I want my money back.
15:52And your pudding snack pack.
15:59Sir, who won the Super Bowl?
16:01Sorry, I missed the game.
16:03You missed the game.
16:04Excuse me.
16:05Who won the Super Bowl?
16:06I don't really follow sports.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:12Emmett Smith.
16:13Oh, thank God.
16:15Yeah, I get that a lot.
16:16You got to tell me.
16:18Who won the Super Bowl?
16:19The game was last night?
16:22You know, once you win two or three of those things, it's kind of like, eh.
16:27But you're Emmett Smith.
16:28You're a football player.
16:29It's Super Bowl Sunday.
16:30What could possibly be more important than football?
16:34Dance, my friend.
16:36Dance.
16:39Nate.
16:44No!
16:47No!
17:01What?
17:04Oh, I didn't recognize you.
17:06Yeah, you forgot to give me the dipping sauce.
17:15Yes, this is the one.
17:17It was 4 o'clock, and so far all of us had done the impossible.
17:20But then, almost simultaneously, things started to go wrong.
17:25And let's end the day on a happy note.
17:27There is a new arrival at the Bronx Zoo.
17:29Trish Sanchez has the story.
17:31The Porta has mostly sunny skies today with brisk easterly winds.
17:35Expect a high noon 52.
17:43Hey, buddy. Hey, dude, look out!
17:47And in honor of yesterday's big win...
17:52...the Super Bowl.
17:53There is no more better to fade in sports than to lose one.
17:59Hey, buddy, look out!
18:00Dude, watch out!
18:02The zoo decided to name the baby panda after Super Bowl champions.
18:07No!
18:12No!
18:13No!
18:14No!
18:25Yes!
18:33Awesome! Just in time for kickoff. None of you guys found out the score, right?
18:36We should have covered our house!
18:38Great! Let's do it!
18:39I already fast-forwarded through the four hours of pre-game coverage, so we are ready.
18:45Barney, I can't even look at you. I don't want any sign of who won.
18:48Don't worry. I'm not going to give anything away.
18:51Feel free to start with Ellen.
18:52I like the coast defense.
18:54Oh!
18:56Stupid!
18:57Stupid!
18:58Stupid!
18:58So much money you screwed it up on.
19:00You screwed everything up!
19:01Stupid!
19:02Stupid!
19:02Stupid!
19:04Okay, let's watch the game.
19:06Barney, what the hell was that? We know who you bet on!
19:08Now you've ruined the game for everyone.
19:11Yeah, thanks a lot, Barney.
19:14Way to blow it!
19:15Yeah, I didn't know and now I do know.
19:18There's no point in even watching the game.
19:28Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined.
19:31Wings are still good.
19:32Beer still works.
19:37Ah, what the hell!
19:38Well, let's watch Barney lose some money.
19:42Hey, so check this out.
19:43I got extorted by a five-year-old today.
19:45I almost got fired today.
19:48I met Emmett Smith today.
19:49Ooh, you go first.
19:50I tried out the sensory deprivator 5,000.
19:53Yeah, go ahead, Barney.
19:55Look, I was frantically running down the street
19:57trying to find out the score to the game.
19:59And here's the funny part.
20:00As unforgettable as that Super Bowl was,
20:03here it is 23 years later.
20:05And I don't remember who won.
20:07Hell, I don't even remember who played.
20:09What I do remember is that we drank beer,
20:12we ate wings,
20:13and we watched the Super Bowl together.
20:17Because sometimes, even if you know how something's gonna end,
20:20that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.
20:23We even raised a toast to good old Mike.
20:25I mean, Mark, Matt.
20:27Crap, why do I keep doing that?
20:33I didn't only lose the game.
20:35I lost every single prop bet.
20:38Total penalty yardage.
20:40Number of replay challenges.
20:42Coin toss.
20:43What are the odds of losing the coin toss?
20:4550-50, give or take.
20:48Interceptions.
20:49Field goals.
20:50Total sacks.
20:51Whether or not there'd be a safety.
20:53First hap...
20:55I'll put your head kick off.
20:581, 2, 3...
21:001, 2, 3...
21:011, 2, 3, 4...
21:031, 2, 3...
21:051, 2, 3, 4...
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