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00:01In the weeks leading up to Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's wedding,
00:03some weird stuff started happening.
00:05Why does my stomach hurt?
00:07I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today.
00:10Aw, baby, you know we're lactose intolerant.
00:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something,
00:18the other feels it too?
00:19Oh, God, you guys are so codependent.
00:22No, we're not.
00:23Oh, really? What about the other day?
00:26Oh, I need to get some eggs.
00:28Oh, I'll come with you.
00:37Just because we like spending time together
00:39doesn't mean we're codependent.
00:41Really?
00:42Then whatever happened to your plan
00:44of spending the last two weeks
00:45before your wedding sleeping apart?
00:47Okay, we decided not to do that
00:50because of...
00:52Logistics. Wedding logistics.
00:54Freaking logistics, man. They mess everything up.
00:56You didn't do it because you couldn't do it.
00:59I'm sure we could.
01:00Then why don't you? You can stay with me.
01:05It would make our wedding night more special.
01:09Okay, let's do it.
01:10Done.
01:11I'm gonna go grab a beer.
01:12I'll come with you.
01:16No, I'll stay.
01:34Okay, I know.
01:35You know what?
01:36I gotta go.
01:36Oh, goodbye.
01:37My mom's driving me cra...
01:40God, you guys are covered in sauce.
01:41We'll get to that meat first.
01:42My mom is driving me crazy about the wedding music.
01:46The woman takes one cruise to Jamaica
01:48and suddenly it's, quote,
01:49not a party without steel drums.
01:52Doesn't everybody know
01:53you're not supposed to stress out a bride
01:54right before a wedding?
01:57Okay, sauce. Go.
01:59Long story.
02:00I'll tell you later.
02:01Yeah.
02:02It's a dirty story, isn't it?
02:03You guys went out to dinner,
02:05did it in the kitchen,
02:06and got caught.
02:07Sherbatsky reeks of someone
02:09who likes to get caught.
02:10Okay, now I have to wash up
02:12for two reasons.
02:15Oh, you did?
02:17That's right.
02:19So you and Lily really think
02:20you can spend two weeks apart?
02:23You know, Barney,
02:23Lily and I are a lot less cheesy
02:25than you make us out to be.
02:26Hey, Marshmallow,
02:27don't forget to pack my night-night tape.
02:29Oh!
02:30Night-night tape?
02:33Did you make a tape of you saying
02:35night-night to her?
02:36No.
02:37He doesn't say it.
02:39He sings it.
02:40Oh, that is so sweet.
02:42Why don't you kiss?
02:44I love it when two chicks make out.
02:46Damn it.
02:48Nobody's bought us anything cool yet
02:49off our registry.
02:51What's on there?
02:52Ooh, lots of stuff.
02:53KitchenAid Artisan Series
02:54Tilt Headstand Mixer.
02:56Retail price, $319.99.
02:59What else?
03:00Um, the Dyson DC-17 Animal Vacuum.
03:04Ah, $549.99.
03:07A little greedy, don't you think?
03:10Did you memorize our registry?
03:12No, I'm training.
03:14Training?
03:15For what?
03:16I'm glad you asked.
03:17Ted, Robin, get in here.
03:19You guys know how it's hard to be friends with me
03:22because I'm so awesome?
03:23Uh, yes.
03:24It's hard to be friends with you.
03:26Go on.
03:27Well, this isn't going to make it any easier.
03:29I am going to be on
03:32The Price is Right.
03:34Oh, Bernie.
03:35Yes, in a couple days,
03:36Rich Fields is going to call out my name
03:38and I will come on down.
03:40Oh.
03:40Whoa, that is so awesome.
03:42Bernie, I didn't know you were such a fan
03:44of The Price is Right.
03:45Are you kidding?
03:47T-P-I-R is not just an indescribably
03:50entertaining hour of television.
03:51It's a microcosm of our entire economic system.
03:55A capitalist utopia
03:57where consumers are rewarded
03:59for their persistence,
04:01market acumen,
04:02and intrepid spirit.
04:04I gaze upon the glory of The Price is Right
04:07and I see the face of America
04:11and it is divine.
04:14Plus, you know,
04:16hot chicks on sports cars.
04:19Then Billy headed out to Robbins
04:21for her first night away from Marshall.
04:22I'm ready.
04:24Dun, dun, da-da.
04:27Dun, dun, da-da.
04:29Dun, dun, da-da.
04:31Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful.
04:33I know, I'm beautiful.
04:35I'm a fairy princess.
04:39I'm too skinny for my dress.
04:42Meanwhile, I was testing out
04:44my best man toast on Marshall.
04:45Here goes.
04:48Hello, everyone.
04:49I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man.
04:51Strong opening, right?
04:52That's fantastic.
04:53When Marshall graduates this spring,
04:54he'll be a lawyer.
04:55But did you know that Marshall has a criminal record?
04:59That's right.
05:00On a road trip up to Cape Cod,
05:02Marshall was pulled over
05:03for driving by himself in a carpool lane.
05:07Oh, crap.
05:09Oh, crap.
05:11Are you crazy?
05:13You cannot tell that story at my wedding.
05:16My entire family's gonna be there.
05:18My little cousins, my mom, my grandma,
05:20my grandpa, the minister.
05:22That grandpa died three years ago.
05:24His favorite grandson is getting married.
05:26Ted, I think he can take a day off
05:28from haunting the barn to make an appearance.
05:39Oh, yeah!
05:41Oh, yeah!
05:45Oh, yeah!
05:47Oh, yeah!
05:49So which one, A or B?
05:51What was that?
05:52I have to decide how to run the contestants row
05:54when they say, Barney Stinson, come on down.
05:57Oh, oh, I didn't realize that's what it was.
05:59Can you do them again?
06:00Yeah, cool.
06:04Oh!
06:07Hey, very funny.
06:09Just for that, when I win all the prizes,
06:11the only thing you guys are getting
06:12is rice-a-roni and turtle wax.
06:17It's $300 just to take the bust in?
06:20No, please, you have to have some sympathy for me.
06:23I'm getting married next Saturday,
06:24and I'm too skinny for my dress.
06:26I lost all this weight without even trying.
06:29Hello?
06:31Hello.
06:32What happened?
06:33She called me a bitch and hung up.
06:35Oh, I don't know what to do.
06:36I guess I'll just have to pay the $300.
06:38Pay the $300?
06:39Lily, are you crazy?
06:41This isn't a problem.
06:42It's a license to eat.
06:44Look, what have you always wanted to eat
06:46but didn't because it was too ridiculously decadent?
06:48Oh, a Verona chocolate souffle
06:51with a raspberry brandy sauce
06:53topped with caramelized bananas
06:55and hazelnut gelato.
06:58I have Cool Whip and half a bag of Fritos.
07:01Done!
07:04Okay.
07:05I think you're gonna be happy with my new toast.
07:07There's nothing sexual.
07:08It's, uh, it's just the story
07:10of an important moment in your relationship.
07:11I'm all ears.
07:13Hello, everyone.
07:14I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man.
07:15Nice.
07:16Right?
07:16That's great.
07:17Back when we were all freshmen
07:18and Marshall and Lily were just a few short weeks
07:21into their relationship,
07:22it was four in the morning,
07:23and I'm not gonna lie,
07:24we were a wee bit wasted.
07:27We were starving.
07:28So I'd gone out to get us some snacks.
07:30And when I got back...
07:36I love you.
07:37I love you.
07:39I love you, too.
07:39I know it's gonna say it,
07:41but I'm so glad you did.
07:44Oh.
07:46Yeah.
07:49So here's what you want to talk about
07:51in front of my entire family.
07:53Drinking.
07:53Having a girl in my room.
07:55Eating junk food.
07:56Dude, you're almost 30.
07:57Your mom would be mad at you
07:58for eating junk food.
08:00Yeah, Ted,
08:01because nutrition's not important.
08:03Also, Lily's never heard that story before.
08:06How's she gonna react
08:07when she finds out
08:07the first time I said I love you to her,
08:09I was actually saying it to you
08:10in a bag of Funyuns.
08:12But who cares?
08:12You did love her,
08:13and you still do,
08:15and you're totally over Funyuns,
08:16so it's not weird.
08:20Hey, Lil.
08:21Hey.
08:22Hey.
08:23That's it?
08:25What are you talking about?
08:26Well, you guys have been
08:27spending the last few nights apart.
08:28I figured there'd be
08:29a lot of giggling, crying,
08:30jumping up and down,
08:31and then whatever Lily would do.
08:33Come on.
08:34Now, one thing I remember
08:35about the bar menu at McLaren's
08:36is that there were no fewer
08:38than 11 different
08:39deep-fried appetizers.
08:41That night,
08:42Aunt Lily ordered all of them.
08:46Check it out.
08:47Okay.
08:48Imagine,
08:50imagine, if you will,
08:51that this is the $1 space
08:54on the Price is Right wheel.
08:56Ready?
08:57Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
08:59beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
09:00beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
09:02beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
09:04beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
09:05Oh, wow.
09:06That was pretty close.
09:08Close?
09:09Close?
09:10It's called
09:10The Price is Right,
09:11not The Price is Close.
09:13Oh, man,
09:13this is bad.
09:14If I don't win the spin-off,
09:16then I can't get to
09:16the Showcase Showdown.
09:17Everything's ruined.
09:18It's all ruined.
09:19What is ruined?
09:20Why is it such a big deal?
09:23Okay, guys.
09:24Sit down.
09:25I've got to tell you something.
09:29The reason I'm
09:31going on The Price is Right
09:33is because I've decided
09:34that it's time
09:35for me to meet
09:36my real father.
09:37Your father?
09:38That's right.
09:41My father
09:43is Bob Barker.
09:52Your dad
09:54is Bob Barker?
09:56That's right.
09:57The host
09:58of The Price is Right,
09:59Bob Barker.
09:59That's Bob's.
10:01Honey?
10:02Yes, Rob?
10:03Why in the world
10:04do you think
10:04Bob Barker
10:05is your father?
10:06Uh, because
10:07my mother told me
10:08he was.
10:09That's why.
10:10Mom,
10:11who's my dad?
10:12All the other kids
10:13at school know
10:14who their dad is.
10:16Who's mine?
10:17Oh, I don't know.
10:19That guy.
10:24Look, Dad.
10:25I got straight A's.
10:28Hey, Dad.
10:29Guess who I'm
10:30going to ask
10:30for Halloween.
10:32Want to play
10:33some catch pop?
10:38So, now
10:39I'm going to go to L.A.,
10:40be on the show,
10:41win the showcase showdown,
10:43make him proud of me,
10:44and then tell him
10:45who I am.
10:47You're going to
10:47tell Bob Barker
10:48that you're his son
10:49on national television?
10:51Why is this so hard
10:52for you people
10:53to believe?
10:55Drop the popper.
10:56Lily has to gain
10:57five pounds
10:58in a week and a half,
10:59and it is my job
10:59to help her get there.
11:01This is the best
11:02wedding diet ever.
11:04I lost a pound.
11:06That is impossible.
11:07You ate McDonald's
11:08every meal
11:08for three days.
11:09I knew that
11:10super-sized me guy
11:11was full of it.
11:12Well, it must be
11:13the wedding stress.
11:14We just got to
11:14up the intake.
11:16Lily,
11:16Aldrin,
11:16drop and give me
11:1720 bites of fudge.
11:19Okay?
11:21Don't nibble at it.
11:22Attack it.
11:24Come on, Lily.
11:25You can do better than that.
11:26I can't.
11:27Well, eat faster
11:27before your body
11:28figures out it's full.
11:31Are you going to cry?
11:32Are you going to cry?
11:33Skinny little baby's
11:34going to cry?
11:35Well, eat!
11:36Damn it!
11:36Eat!
11:42Hey, so I think
11:44I figured out
11:44how to do your toast
11:45in a completely
11:46appropriate way.
11:47Finally.
11:47Yeah.
11:49Good evening.
11:50I'm Ted Mosby,
11:51Marshall's best man.
11:52Still strong, right?
11:53I'd like to share
11:54with you all a story
11:55about the momentous
11:56evening last fall
11:57when Marshall and Lily
11:58got back together.
12:01Afterward,
12:01we stayed up
12:02till 10 at night
12:03doing shots
12:05of chocolate milk.
12:06Man, I'm well-nourished
12:07right now.
12:09Calcium promotes
12:09healthy teeth and bones.
12:11Thanks, Marshall,
12:12for teaching us
12:13you don't need alcohol
12:14to have fun.
12:15Oh, don't thank me.
12:16Thank my parents
12:17for teaching me
12:18good values.
12:19Now, I wasn't supposed
12:20to hear this next part,
12:22but Marshall leaned over
12:23to Lily and whispered,
12:25You know what I'd like
12:26to do to you right now?
12:28I'd like to hold your hand.
12:31I'd like to hold
12:32your hand so hard
12:34that you're not able
12:35to shake hands
12:35for a week.
12:37Are you just gonna
12:38talk about holding
12:39my hand?
12:40Are you gonna hold it?
12:44Then, a little later,
12:46Robin caught them.
12:48Um...
12:49Holding hands.
12:52It was a lovely
12:53and responsible night.
12:56To Marshall and Lily!
12:59That's the worst toast
13:00I've ever heard, dude.
13:01It's totally boring.
13:02Exactly.
13:03It's impossible
13:04to write a good toast
13:05with you censoring me, man.
13:07I give up.
13:08I'm just gonna read
13:08that thing about Jesus
13:09and the footprints.
13:10I give up, too.
13:12I don't care
13:12if my dress doesn't fit.
13:14I can't eat anymore.
13:15I feel like
13:16my stomach's gonna explode.
13:18I know.
13:20And so, Lily and I
13:21were both about to give up.
13:23But as you can all see,
13:24Lily does look beautiful
13:25in that dress.
13:26And here I am
13:27giving a toast.
13:30You know, all this time,
13:31I'd been racking my brain
13:33trying to pick out
13:34the perfect moment
13:35to capture Lily and Marshall
13:37as a couple.
13:38But then I realized
13:39the perfect moment
13:40wasn't some needle
13:41lost in the haystack
13:42of their ten years together.
13:44The perfect Lily
13:45and Marshall moment
13:46happened two nights ago.
13:53Marshall, what are you doing?
13:55Going to the bathroom?
13:57In the hall?
13:59Sleepwalking?
14:00You're wide awake.
14:02Robbing us?
14:03Dude.
14:04Turns out, all week long,
14:06he'd been sneaking out
14:06to a hotel on 72nd
14:08to meet Lily.
14:10God, I missed you.
14:12I can't sleep without you.
14:15Hey, baby.
14:17Would you be the big spoon
14:18for a while?
14:19Sure, baby.
14:26How's the weight gaining going?
14:28Oh, terribly.
14:29I'm too stressed out
14:30without you around.
14:33Well, I'm here now.
14:36Oh.
14:38And so Lily and Marshall
14:39failed in their experiment
14:40with the partners.
14:41But they did succeed
14:42in getting Lily into her dress.
14:45You know, there really are
14:46a million things
14:47I could tell you
14:47about Lily and Marshall.
14:49But really,
14:50the only thing you need to know
14:51is that ten years
14:53into their relationship,
14:56they still couldn't spend
14:57a single night apart.
15:00May they never have to again.
15:03To Lily and Marshall.
15:05Lily and Marshall.
15:07Now, kids,
15:08the story of Aunt Lily
15:09and Uncle Marshall's wedding
15:10is a good one.
15:11No matter how perfectly
15:12you plan your...
15:13You know what?
15:14Wait a second, guys.
15:14I'm gonna get to that.
15:15First, I gotta tell you
15:16what happened with Barney.
15:17Rich, what is the name
15:19of our next participant?
15:20Bob, it's Barney Stinson.
15:23Come on down!
15:24You are the next contestant
15:25on the prize.
15:26Right in the middle of...
15:27He is working his way out.
15:30High five here,
15:31high five there.
15:32A big old hug here.
15:34Oh, my God!
15:35Yeah, I know.
15:36The camera loves me.
15:38Welcome to contestant's role,
15:40Barney.
15:40Nice suit.
15:41Thanks, Dad.
15:41Here is the next item
15:43up for bids.
15:46Bob, these stylish
15:47his and her watches
15:48feature an 18-karat
15:50gold bezel in crown
15:51and stainless steel bands.
15:53And, Barney,
15:54what do you bid on that?
15:56Um...
15:58Wrong.
16:00Wrong.
16:00Wrong.
16:02Wrong.
16:03Retail price is
16:04$1,349.99.
16:06So, since you round up,
16:07I'll say $1,350, Barney.
16:08$1,350 for Barney.
16:10So, was it $1,350?
16:12I don't know.
16:13$1,100.
16:13Was it?
16:14Oh, my God!
16:16Happy wedding.
16:18Barney,
16:19you won that camcorder
16:21in just one second.
16:23That is impressive.
16:25I mean, impressive.
16:26Thank you, Bob.
16:27Well, to win the computer,
16:30you're going to have
16:31to bid again.
16:32And again,
16:32I will say higher or lower.
16:34And let's show the audience
16:36the price of the computer.
16:38And audience,
16:39please do not try to help us.
16:41And the clock will start
16:42with your first bid.
16:44$1 billion.
16:46Lower.
16:47So, I brought some photos
16:48that I thought you might
16:49like to see.
16:49This is me on my first birthday.
16:51Yes, Barney.
16:52This is...
16:52What are you doing?
16:53Uh, spending some quality time
16:55with my dad.
16:58That's very nice.
16:59But look,
16:59the clock is moving.
17:01You have only about 16 seconds.
17:03Keep bidding.
17:03No, no, I want you to see this.
17:04This is great.
17:05This is me and my graduation.
17:06I know the hair.
17:07That...
17:08No, that's right.
17:09That's right.
17:09You have only 5...
17:11Right.
17:124...
17:123...
17:132...
17:141...
17:14$9.99.
17:15$9.99.
17:16Barney,
17:17you got it exactly right.
17:20Happy wedding again.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:24I have to be honest, Bob.
17:25The big wheel's
17:25the only weak part of my game.
17:27I'm sure you'll do
17:28just fine, son.
17:31Did you just...
17:34I'm ready, Bob.
17:35Do it.
17:36Do it.
17:36Here he goes.
17:38He's looking for the dollar.
17:41It's going round and round.
17:42Oh, no, you spun it too hard.
17:43No, he didn't spin it hard enough.
17:45Here it comes, Barney.
17:46Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
17:49You got it.
17:51You won a...
17:52Barney, you're not...
17:54You didn't do it.
17:55And Barney, Barney,
17:57you're not true.
17:58You're not true.
17:59You've won $1,000.
18:02You've won a place in the showcase.
18:04You are doing splendidly so far.
18:08Would you say you're proud of me?
18:09Sure.
18:13That was kind of a weird moment.
18:17Very well, Barney.
18:18You have seen the first showcase.
18:20Do you want to bid on it
18:21or do you want to pass it to Millie?
18:23Please.
18:23No car in an above-ground spa.
18:25Pass.
18:27Millie, he has passed this showcase to you.
18:30What do you bid on it?
18:34$17,640.
18:35$17,640.
18:38Over, Bill.
18:39Now, let's see showcase number two.
18:42Barney, your showcase begins with a mystery.
18:45Oh, I love...
18:47I can't believe how excited I am right now.
18:49Shh.
18:51Barney, you have seen your showcase.
18:53What do you bid on it?
18:55Please, please.
18:58Please, let me.
19:051-8-4-2-1.
19:09I don't even know what we're going to do with a dune buggy,
19:12but I want it.
19:12$21,500.
19:14And the actual retail price of your showcase is...
19:19$14,628.
19:20$14,628.
19:23Millie, you are over.
19:25Too bad.
19:26Barney, you bid $18,421 on your showcase,
19:31and the actual retail price of Barney's showcase is...
19:36$18,421.
19:40Exactly right.
19:41You win both showcases, Barney.
19:45Oh, my God!
19:47Oh, my God!
19:50Bob Barker reminding you,
19:52health control...
19:53Bob, Bob, excuse me, before we wrap up the show,
19:55there's just something I want to say to you.
19:57Yeah.
20:02Congratulations on 35 wonderful years
20:04hosting The Price is Right.
20:05Well, thank you, Barney.
20:07Thank you, Barney.
20:08Have your pets better neutered.
20:09Goodbye, everybody.
20:14Why didn't you tell him?
20:16Well, it's just...
20:19If you've lived your whole life thinking one thing,
20:22it would be pretty devastating to find out that wasn't true.
20:27I just don't think Bob could have handled it.
20:31Bob.
20:32Yeah.
20:33My goodness.
20:35Anyway, on the bright side...
20:39Happy wedding again.
20:41And that's the story of how Uncle Barney gave Lily and Marshall a dune buggy for their wedding.
20:50Hey, Lily.
20:52I thought since we were going to be apart for two whole weeks,
20:55I would sing you your Night Night song.
21:00Night Night Lily.
21:04Night Night Lily.
21:07It's time to go to bed.
21:09Oh, my silly little Lily.
21:10Time to rest your little head.
21:13Sha-la-la-la.
21:16Sha-la-la-la.
21:18Come on, Ted.
21:20No, it's weird.
21:22I promised.
21:23Ah...
21:26Sha-la-la-la.
21:28Sha-la-la-la.
21:31Sha-la-la-la-la.
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