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00:14Kids, this is a thanksgiving story. Thanksgiving in New York is a wonderful time. It's a time
00:21forgiving of yourself, for thinking of your fellow man, a time when the unforgiving city
00:26becomes a little kinder. Well, I just ralphed. How much did you guys drink last night? Not how much.
00:34What? The thanks-tini. A fun and delicious new novelty drink I invented. Cranberry juice,
00:41potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. Tastes just like a turkey dinner.
00:47Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth. If you want a good holiday drink, try his Quanzapolitan.
00:56The shuttle's here! He hasn't been back home to Minnesota since Christmas. He's a little excited.
01:03Baby, we're holding up the shuttle. Do you have everything you need? Toothbrush, pajamas, underpants.
01:07Underpants. So, Lil, Marshall's family. Whole weekend with the future in-laws. You excited?
01:16Yeah, no, it'll be fun. Lily, you just said, yeah, no. Did I? No, I love Marshall's family.
01:26But, yeah, no, it'll be great. You just did it again. Yeah, no, shut up.
01:32Wait, so you're not going home for Thanksgiving? No, I have to work on Friday. You?
01:35I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
01:38Oh, right. I forgot. You guys are weird. You pronounce the word out-out.
01:43You guys are the world's leader in handgun violence, your health care system is bankrupt,
01:47and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
01:52Your cops are called Mounties.
01:57So, probably hanging out with Barney, then?
01:59No, Barney's got his own Thanksgiving tradition.
02:02Thanksgiving in a strip club. Who's in?
02:04The Lusty Leopard has a surprisingly good Thanksgiving buffet.
02:08Plus, they do this thing. Heather dresses up as a pilgrim,
02:11and Misty dresses up as an Indian,
02:13and they share a meal together.
02:15Oh, Barney.
02:17I'm sorry, Native American.
02:21I think I'm going to go to a homeless shelter, serve food.
02:24That's awesome.
02:26Yeah, I thought I'd just spend the day giving back, you know, doing some good.
02:30Canceling out Barney.
02:31Exactly.
02:32We are home underpants.
02:33Did you check your suitcase?
02:37Let's go.
02:38And go they went.
02:40All the way to St. Cloud, Minnesota, Marshall's hometown.
02:44And as Lily stepped into her fiancé's boyhood home,
02:47she received a big welcome.
02:48Hello, we're home!
02:51Oh!
02:53A very big welcome.
02:55You see, at 6'4", Marshall was the runt of the Erickson clan.
02:59Great to see you.
03:00Hi, though.
03:02Oh, I forgot how tall you guys are.
03:05Where's my almost daughter-in-law?
03:07Carrie Ann!
03:08Come here!
03:09Oh, you got yourself a great little bride here, son.
03:14That's great.
03:15All right, now.
03:15Enough farting around.
03:16Now, put your skates and your pads on, boys.
03:19Game on in five minutes.
03:20Yeah!
03:21All right, now.
03:21Are you gonna play hockey?
03:24With, uh, basketball?
03:25Well, it's a combination of the two.
03:27We call it Basque Ice Ball.
03:29We invented it.
03:30It's the most dangerous and awesome sport in the world.
03:33Basque Ice Ball.
03:35Not Ice Kit Ball?
03:37Ice Kit Ball?
03:39Just sounds weird.
03:41Yeah.
03:42It's Basque Ice Ball, okay?
03:44And I'm the best.
03:45Oh!
03:45Oh, you wish.
03:46Oh, well, maybe that's just because you haven't seen me play.
03:50Oh!
03:51I don't know, honey.
03:53It's not really a sport for a girl.
03:54Well, that's funny, because your brother throws like a girl.
04:02This is gonna be great.
04:04I know.
04:04I'm so psyched we did this.
04:06I mean, look at all these people.
04:07Giving up their Thanksgiving to help their fellow man.
04:10He's gotta be the best people in New York.
04:12It's the grandmother's house.
04:13Excuse me, guys.
04:14Coming through.
04:16Barney?
04:17Well, hi, guys.
04:19What are you doing here?
04:20Oh, just the Lord's work.
04:23But you're Satan.
04:25Guys, okay, look.
04:26I don't advertise it, but I volunteer here.
04:29I think it's important to help the less fortunate.
04:31I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.
04:35This is a joke, right?
04:37You don't actually volunteer here.
04:38Barney, we need you out front.
04:40There is a log jam on the stuffing line.
04:41Can you show them how it's done?
04:42I'm on it.
04:44Wait, so this is real?
04:45Barney does this?
04:46Every Sunday, all year long.
04:47He's our best volunteer.
04:48That's because I was trained by the best, Kendall.
04:52Anyway, we're psyched to be here, Kendall.
04:54What do you need us to do?
04:54Uh, go home.
04:56We're full.
04:57What?
04:58We're volunteers.
04:59We're unpaid help.
05:00Can you ever really have enough unpaid help?
05:02On the biggest volunteer day of the year?
05:04Yeah, you can.
05:06Come on.
05:06We just want to help out.
05:07Kendall, they're cool.
05:10Fine, but I'm not promising anything.
05:12Wait here.
05:13We'll let you know if we need you.
05:16Okay, well, I better get back out there.
05:18There's a lot of food to give out.
05:19And a lot of smiles.
05:23Oh, I almost forgot.
05:27I know it's early, but you are a future Mrs. Erickson.
05:33Oh, thank you.
05:35Well, it'll go great with my, uh...
05:38I just love it.
05:40Oh.
05:41Okay, Lily, we're putting you on salad duty.
05:43Oh, I make this great frise and endive salad
05:47with a coriander lime vinaigrette.
05:49Oh.
05:50But this is an American holiday.
05:54Lily, now that you're going to be a Mrs. Erickson,
05:57I'm going to let you in on a secret recipe.
06:01The Erickson family seven-layer salad.
06:06Seven-layer salad?
06:10Six cups of mayonnaise?
06:12That can't be right.
06:13Oh, no, dear.
06:14Sixteen cups.
06:16Mayo's in that cabinet.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:22There is some serious bass guy spall going on out there.
06:24Dad totally nailed Marcus in the face with a snowball,
06:27which is a fowl,
06:28because you only get one snowball per possession.
06:29So I nailed him in the shin with my skate,
06:31and then I totally dunked it.
06:33Yeah, you were sitting pretty
06:34until I whacked you with that mallet.
06:36Hey, gorgeous.
06:38You having fun?
06:40Yeah, but I kind of miss you.
06:42Could you stay in here for a little bit?
06:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem.
06:46It's halftime.
06:46Oh, halftime's over.
06:48Get your butts out of here.
06:49Come on.
06:49And I hope you like the taste of skate, dorko.
06:54No.
06:56Thanks, baby.
06:57Oh.
06:58Isn't this great?
07:00Can't you see why everybody from my high school
07:01stays in this town?
07:03Hey, Marvin!
07:04You're the dorko, dorko!
07:12Man, it's amazing out there.
07:14I've done so much good today.
07:15I've got, like, a sole boner.
07:18Man, the way the faces of the less fortunate light up
07:21when you give them a hot, nutritious meal,
07:23is there a better feeling on Earth?
07:25Yesterday, you said the best feeling on Earth
07:26was getting your toes sucked.
07:28Then you requested a high-five with your foot.
07:33Hey, Barn, what do you say you, uh, let us sub in for you?
07:36Scoop stuffing for a little bit?
07:37You want to scoop stuffing your first day out?
07:40Hello, NFL?
07:41Can I be quarterback this Sunday?
07:42I do.
07:46Okay.
07:47I finished the gummy bear layer of the salad.
07:51What's next?
07:53Potato chips.
07:54Of course.
07:55So, Lily,
07:56when are you going to start thinking about having a baby?
07:59Baby?
08:00Uh, you know,
08:02I hadn't really thought about it
08:03at all.
08:05Actually, Aunt Lily was lying.
08:07It was all she'd been thinking about.
08:09You see, remember when she said...
08:10Well, I just ralphed.
08:13At that point, she was five days late.
08:15This was day six.
08:18Yeah, I mean,
08:19I'm way too young to have a baby, right?
08:21Oh, are you kidding?
08:22I was younger than you when I had Marcus.
08:25Beautiful 15-pound boy.
08:28Not much bigger than this turkey right here.
08:30Uh.
08:31Uh.
08:31Uh.
08:32Uh.
08:33Uh.
08:33Uh.
08:34Uh.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:42Now, if Lily was already uneasy
08:44about joining the Erickson family,
08:46imagine how she felt
08:47about possibly having a 15-pound Erickson
08:49growing inside of her.
08:51That's a big baby, Judy.
08:54The doctor thought he was twins.
08:57Twins.
08:59Twins.
09:03This is crazy.
09:04When did it get so hard to do charity work?
09:06I do charity work all the time.
09:08Remember when I said I'd find you a girlfriend?
09:10Ha, ha, delightful.
09:12How's that little project coming along anyway?
09:14I'm working on it.
09:15I'm gonna introduce you to that girl
09:16you've been staring at.
09:17What?
09:18That's crazy.
09:18I haven't been staring at any girl.
09:19Have you met Ted?
09:21Hi.
09:22I'm the aforementioned Ted,
09:24and this is, um, gone.
09:26Hi.
09:26I'm Amanda.
09:27Hi.
09:28So, uh, what do you do here, Ted?
09:30Well, I've been, um, nothing.
09:32I do nothing.
09:34If you want to do something,
09:36you and your girlfriend can help
09:36sort through these donations.
09:38Oh, um, I'm not his girlfriend.
09:40I used to be, but, um,
09:41I just wasn't enough woman for Ted,
09:45emotionally or sexually.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49So, Amanda,
09:51what do you need us to do?
09:53Okay, this is important.
09:55Go through all these boxes of food donations,
09:57take out the really good stuff,
09:58and put it into this box.
09:59Got it.
10:00Consider it sorted.
10:03Hey, we're in business.
10:04Hey, Barney's not gonna get all the glory today.
10:11Let's start with this one.
10:12Yeah.
10:14Amen.
10:15Amen.
10:16Look who came to say goodnight.
10:19It's little Martin.
10:20Three months old.
10:22Months?
10:23Three months?
10:25He's been drinking his milk.
10:26Oh, my hair.
10:30And she's already pregnant again.
10:33Well, that's because those Erickson boys' boys can swim.
10:36They got two tails and a drill bit for a head.
10:40Dad, you're embarrassing me.
10:42Oh, you're about to say she's cool.
10:44She's gonna be in Erickson.
10:46Yeah, well, not literally,
10:48because, you know, I'm keeping my name.
10:52But...
10:52the apron.
10:56Well, we haven't actually decided anything yet,
10:59so we're gonna...
11:00No, I've decided,
11:01and I'm keeping my own name.
11:03But Erickson is a great last name.
11:07People know the Erickson's.
11:10Well, sure, in St. Cloud,
11:13but our kids aren't gonna be growing up in St. Cloud.
11:16Right, baby?
11:20Well, why not St. Cloud?
11:22I mean, I loved growing up in St. Cloud.
11:24St. Cloud is a great place to have a childhood.
11:26Well, so is New York.
11:28Oh, my God, it is.
11:32And we grew up just fine,
11:33and we grew to the proper size,
11:35and then we stopped.
11:43Hey, Amanda, what's this box for?
11:45Oh, that's for me.
11:45You can put it in my car.
11:47In your car?
11:48Um, then you'll take it...
11:50Home.
11:51You know, we get so much extra food,
11:52no one can eat at all.
11:54Oh, truffle oil.
11:56Score!
11:59People donated this food
12:00thinking it was going to feed the hungry.
12:02I know.
12:02And I'm starving!
12:07But, Marshall, you love New York.
12:10Yes, I do.
12:12But you always said that when we had kids,
12:14you wanted to move out of Manhattan.
12:15Well, yeah, to Brooklyn.
12:18Why are we even talking about this?
12:19This is, like, way down the road.
12:21But Lily knew way down the road
12:24might not be so far down the road.
12:27I need to go to the restroom.
12:30Lily, the restroom's the other way.
12:31So she headed down the road.
12:34Lily?
12:36Lily!
12:37Lily!
12:43So, wait, not only have you not done
12:45any good for anyone today,
12:47you're actually helping someone
12:48steal from the homeless?
12:49You know, Ted, it's called Thanksgiving,
12:51not thanks-taking.
12:53Damn.
12:55Barney, you need me to sign your timesheet, right?
12:57Oh, yeah, right.
12:58Thanks.
13:00Barney?
13:01Yeah?
13:01What's up?
13:02You have a timesheet.
13:03No one else has a timesheet.
13:05Yeah?
13:05So?
13:06Okay.
13:06Let me see that.
13:07That's my private personal business.
13:09Court-mandated community service.
13:12Oh, my God, you're on probation?
13:14What did you do?
13:16That's my private personal business.
13:25I was unfairly punished
13:26because the wall belonged to the judge's church.
13:30You peed on a church?
13:32I peed in an alley
13:33which happened to have a church
13:35which I did not see
13:36because I was drunk.
13:38Oh, you are evil.
13:41Ah, all's right with the world again.
13:43Okay, fine.
13:44So a judge is making me do this,
13:46but I'm still doing it
13:47and kicking ass at it, BTW.
13:52When's the last time either of you
13:53did something good, huh?
13:58Kendall.
13:59Ah, Kendall.
14:00Amanda is stealing portobello mushrooms
14:03from homeless people.
14:06Amanda.
14:07I call dibs on the portobello mushrooms.
14:11Those are for the hungry.
14:12I know.
14:13And I'm starving.
14:20Those are good mushrooms.
14:22Mushrooms.
14:23Mushrooms.
14:24Portobello mushrooms.
14:25Take them and let them.
14:28They're very expensive.
14:33Happy Thanksgiving.
14:35Happy Thanksgiving.
14:37As in, check out the chick
14:38buying the knock-up test, everybody.
14:40Wonder what must be going through her head.
14:42Yeah, well, since you asked,
14:43a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants
14:46is trying to suck me into
14:48their suburban nightmare.
14:49And there's a solid chance
14:50that I have an Ericsson
14:52the size of a 15-pound turkey
14:53growing inside of me.
14:56Oh, you know the Ericssons?
14:59You're Marshall's fiancée.
15:02Fantastic.
15:03It's so nice to meet you.
15:04You are taller than described.
15:08Ugh, I'm sorry.
15:09I just yelled at you.
15:11Do you mind if I use your bathroom?
15:13Don't have one.
15:14So what do you do when you have to...
15:15I hold it?
15:21I hold it.
15:23You can't fire a volunteer.
15:26Apparently you can.
15:28And his two non-mushroom-throwing friends.
15:31I can't believe I told Kendall
15:33you guys were cool.
15:34I have 40 hours left
15:36on my community service.
15:37And now I've got to spend it
15:38spearing trash
15:39trash on a freakin' median strip.
15:44Volunteer of the year!
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:48Okay?
15:49Look, if there's anything
15:50I can do to make it up to you,
15:51just tell me.
15:52I'll do it.
15:53Ted, I'm glad you asked.
15:53Dumb-o-money-gott
15:55Dumb-o-money-gott
15:58Dumb-o-money-gott
16:00Dumb-o-money-gott
16:01Dumb-o-money-gott
16:02Dumb-o-money-gott
16:02Dumb-o-money-gott
16:03Dumb-o-money-gott
16:03Surprisingly good.
16:04Right?
16:05I told you so.
16:06Public urination.
16:07Who gets arrested
16:08for public urination?
16:10Lily's been arrested.
16:12Oh, dear.
16:12What for?
16:15Public urination.
16:26Thanks, Pete.
16:27No problemo, Marsh.
16:31You all right?
16:32No.
16:33I embarrassed myself
16:35in front of your family,
16:36and now I'm celebrating
16:37Thanksgiving in probably
16:38the most depressing place ever.
16:45Well, I'm glad that you're safe.
16:47Hey, weird question.
16:48Why did you drive three miles
16:49down Route 23 and take a pee
16:51behind a convenience store?
16:52Okay, I'll tell you.
16:53But before I do,
16:55promise me that we are not
16:56going to move to
16:57St. Cloud, Minnesota.
16:58Promise.
16:58Look, I'm not suggesting
16:59that we move here tomorrow.
17:00I'm just...
17:01Just promise.
17:02Why do you want me
17:02to promise you that?
17:03Because I don't fit in here.
17:05I'm not eight feet tall,
17:06and I don't think you can
17:07call it a salad
17:08if it has Funyuns in it.
17:11I'm Funyuns.
17:12And mayonnaise.
17:13And gummy bears.
17:14And Basque Ice Ball.
17:15And I love St. Cloud.
17:17And, yes, there is a part of me
17:18that would like to move here someday,
17:20and why are we having this discussion
17:21in a jail cell on Thanksgiving?
17:24Okay, personal effects.
17:27One wallet, one cell phone,
17:29one pregnancy test.
17:40Pete arrested me
17:41before I could look at it.
17:50Whoa.
17:52Yeah.
17:54Lily, we can't let our kids
17:56play Basque Ice Ball.
17:57Basque Ice Ball is
17:59really dangerous.
18:01Yeah.
18:01What are the rules
18:02to that game, anyway?
18:03There are no rules.
18:04We just wail on each other.
18:11Look, I don't want to be
18:12exactly like my family.
18:15And don't take this
18:16the wrong way.
18:18But I don't want to be
18:19exactly like your family, either.
18:23We'll be our own family.
18:26And we'll find our own way
18:28to freak out the people
18:29our kids bring home.
18:34Great, now I'm crying.
18:36Look,
18:37we may have some really big decisions
18:39to make in about 10 seconds,
18:42but right now,
18:43I don't care where our kids grow up
18:45as long as they have you
18:46for a father.
18:51Gosh,
18:52I hope you're the father.
18:54Just a little joke.
18:55Tighten up the mood.
19:01What does it say?
19:04I'm afraid to look.
19:06It's negative.
19:08Thank God.
19:09Oh, I hope you're good.
19:10Oh.
19:12And hey!
19:16Ted,
19:17are you listening?
19:19You're a good guy.
19:21Want to know why
19:21I have to work tomorrow?
19:23My firm's designing
19:24an executive lounge
19:25for a tobacco company.
19:26In the fight against cancer,
19:28I'm on the side of cancer.
19:30Okay, Ted,
19:31I found a way for you
19:31to help someone,
19:32to do some good.
19:33This is Walter.
19:34Walter is homeless.
19:35And Walter would like
19:36a lap dance.
19:38Are you joking?
19:39I never joke
19:41about the sublime art
19:42of burlesque entertainment.
19:44No, Barney,
19:45that's insane.
19:46Sir,
19:47would you like me
19:48to buy you a ticket
19:48to the buffet?
19:50No, I'm stuck.
19:51Just a lap dance
19:51would be fine.
19:54Ted,
19:54Walter's been to
19:54three shelter dinners.
19:56You know where he hasn't been?
19:57To heaven with Samantha.
20:01Look,
20:01it's the one chance
20:02you've had all day
20:03to help someone in need.
20:04Now buy this man
20:05a lap dance.
20:07You said you wanted
20:08to see the look of joy
20:09in someone's eyes.
20:11You know,
20:12I don't think
20:13I'm gonna watch.
20:15Here you go, Walter.
20:18Happy Thanksgiving.
20:20Thank you so much.
20:22No, really.
20:24Mm.
20:27Happy Thanksgiving, guys.
20:29Oh.
20:32Thanksgiving in November.
20:34Weird.
20:38I treat it like
20:39a high school dance.
20:42So,
20:42that was Thanksgiving 2005.
20:44To be honest,
20:45it didn't go great.
20:46But life has plenty
20:47of good parts.
20:49It's the rough parts
20:50that make you thankful
20:51you have people
20:51to share it with.
20:52I wanna stare
20:53at my shoes.
20:55You belong to me.
20:58I belong to you.
21:01I belong to you.
21:10Hey, I saw what you did
21:12for that guy.
21:14It was really sweet.
21:15Oh.
21:16Do you wanna dance?
21:18Uh, no thanks.
21:19Do you want some yams?
21:21No thanks.
21:23I'm Amber.
21:24I'm Ted.
21:26Actually,
21:27I'm Tracy.
21:30Still Ted.
21:32And that, kids,
21:33is the true story
21:33of how I met your mother.
21:35What?
21:36I'm kidding.
21:38I'm kidding.
22:03I'm pretty alive.
22:04I'm Tony.
22:06I'm 똑같이.
22:06You're the true story
22:07It's not good dreams.
22:07I'mahn
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