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00:01Kids, in the spring of 2007, everything was great between me and Robin.
00:05So we decided to try and make it even better.
00:07We decided to move in together.
00:09So I can have the moving truck here by 8 a.m. Does that sound good to everybody?
00:13By the way, what do you guys know with Ted's room?
00:15Because if you need help with the rent, I'll take it.
00:17Why would you want to live with us?
00:19I don't call what you guys do living.
00:22Here's the deal. I need a room closer to the bar.
00:26It takes me exactly 23 minutes to get a girl from the bar back to my apartment.
00:31A lot can go wrong in 23 minutes.
00:34This is going to be so hot.
00:46She's paying.
00:48I swear, if he doesn't call me back, I'm going to go through with this.
00:53Please hurry, sir.
00:54I want to do dirty stuff with you.
00:57Stuff I won't let him do.
00:59Every red light you run is an extra 20 bucks.
01:02Baby?
01:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05It was all my fault.
01:08I am so drunk.
01:12When I'm this drunk, I go crazy.
01:16I bet you do.
01:18Check this out.
01:20Woo-hoo!
01:22Well done, YPD!
01:25So close.
01:27If I had a room here, all I have to do is get him upstairs.
01:31Come on, guys.
01:32It'll be great.
01:33We'll come in after you guys are asleep, and I'll be gone before you wake up.
01:37So you get to have sex, and we get to wake some skanky girl up in the morning and kick
01:41her out?
01:42God, Lily.
01:43Some guy just told her that he loved her, then pretended to go to the bathroom and never came back.
01:47You can't make her a cup of coffee.
01:49Real nice.
02:06I put all your heavy jackets in this box marked winter, and all your colorful sweaters in this box marked
02:13Phil Cosby.
02:15Makes fun, but America loved that guy for a reason.
02:19Wow, almost done.
02:22Not so fast.
02:26Take your sword.
02:28Wow.
02:30Bend of an arrow.
02:31Yeah.
02:32It's a bummer to break up the set, but you're gonna need that sword.
02:35It's true.
02:35My building is infested with dragons.
02:38Oh, Ma.
02:39Looks like our little boy's finally moving out.
02:42Seems like just yesterday, he was a cute little freshman discovering reggae and ultimate frisbee.
02:49He did it later than the other kids, but we never pushed him.
02:52We knew he'd get there.
02:54You haven't moved in yet, have you?
02:56Good.
02:56You guys have to take this quiz.
02:58I found it in a magazine.
02:59It's called the Are You Ready to Move In Together quiz.
03:02Well, if it's anything like your Are You Wearing Panties quiz, I'm out.
03:07Question one.
03:08Ted, do you want to move in with Robin?
03:11Yes.
03:12Oh, you got the first one wrong.
03:14The answer is no.
03:15You secretly want to be single and hang out with your awesome friend Barney.
03:19Question two.
03:21Robin, do you think you can score a hotter guy than Ted?
03:25Correct.
03:26The answer was awkward silence.
03:29Question three.
03:31Did I just make up this quiz to prove a point?
03:34Yes.
03:36Yes, I did.
03:37Really?
03:38You mean it's not from Old Yellow Legal Pad magazine?
03:43So, we all agree?
03:45We move Ted's stuff back up here?
03:46No.
03:47We're still moving in together.
03:48Why?
03:49This is crazy.
03:51Ted, you're throwing your life away.
03:52This girl is blinding you.
03:53With her shiny hair and her boob-shaped boobs.
03:57This is bad for you, too, you know.
03:59How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
04:02I'm not wearing makeup right now.
04:04Holy crap.
04:05You're beautiful.
04:08All right, then.
04:09How will you feel when you can't sneak the occasional cigarette?
04:12Oh, come on.
04:13Robin doesn't smoke.
04:15Wait, do you?
04:16Of course not.
04:17Why?
04:18You don't tell me how to live my life.
04:21Ted, I can't let you do this.
04:24Come on.
04:24This is happening.
04:25So, instead of fighting it, why don't you just help?
04:29You want me to help you?
04:30Yeah.
04:32Okay, Ted.
04:35I'll help you.
04:38I can't believe we actually got him to take a box down.
04:40Maybe he's finally getting on board.
04:43Where's the truck?
04:46Where's Barney?
04:47Wait for it.
04:50I can't believe this.
04:52Everything I own in the world is in there.
04:53Except for this box of potlets.
04:56I have a sword.
04:58I'm going to kill him.
04:59I swear to God, I am going to kill him.
05:02Right.
05:02Maybe I'll just hold on to that for now.
05:11Marshall, we live alone.
05:14This is so great!
05:16We could finally do all the things we always said we wanted to do if we lived alone.
05:20Oh, I know what I want to start with.
05:29So, here we are, right?
05:31Sitting around the apartment naked?
05:34Awesome.
05:36Yeah.
05:40It's not as awesome as I thought it would be.
05:43My butt itches.
05:44Cold.
05:45I noticed.
05:48Yeah, like you're one to talk, pointy.
05:53Barney, I don't know if you got my other 47 messages, but if my stuff isn't here within
05:56the hour, I'm calling the cops.
05:58This is the last time I'm calling you.
06:01Because my charger's in the back of the truck.
06:03Don't worry, it's Barney.
06:04We'll bring the stuff back.
06:06I was just, I was really looking forward to settling in, you know?
06:09Maybe setting up my TV, watching a movie in bed.
06:14What?
06:16Do we really want a TV in the bedroom?
06:19I thought we did.
06:20I'm not sure that we do.
06:22Well, where else would we put my TV?
06:24We could just put it in our storage unit in the basement.
06:28But wouldn't we miss my TV?
06:30Would we?
06:31Yes, we would.
06:33We've had that TV for a long time, and we would feel more at home if it were set up
06:37in our bedroom.
06:42We need wine, don't we?
06:43Yes, we do.
06:50Should we, um, move this to the bedroom?
06:53Why?
06:55Ted doesn't live here anymore.
06:57We can do it wherever we want.
06:59You know what else?
07:00We don't have to be quiet anymore.
07:03We can be as loud as we want.
07:08Okay, I think we need to lay down some ground rules.
07:12Just because we can be loud doesn't mean we have to be loud.
07:15And although it might turn you on, you screaming, I'm the best, doesn't do much for me.
07:22Well, it's a lot better than yelling, Ted's not here, over and over again.
07:26Well, at least what I said is true.
07:31Well, that was unnecessary.
07:36Well, since I only have one box, I figure I might as well unpack it.
07:38Hmm, where do you think we should put it?
07:40Well, unless you have a separate pot lid room, I was thinking the cupboard.
07:44What?
07:45Uh, the thing is, my kitchen is kind of small, and, um, I already have a bunch of pot lids,
07:50and mine come with pots, so.
07:53You're saying there's no way to make room for the single box of stuff I tried to move into
07:57our place?
07:58Well, why don't you just take it down to the...
08:00Do not say storage space.
08:02I was gonna say dumpster.
08:04Damn it, Robin, this is all I have left in the world.
08:07Eight pot lids and a sword.
08:09Yeah, about the sword.
08:15Hello?
08:16Put on the suit, Mr. Mosby.
08:18Barney, I know it's you.
08:19Where's my stuff?
08:20It's not me.
08:22If you want to see your precious possessions again, put on the suit.
08:25What suit?
08:26Ding dong.
08:27Oh, what's that?
08:28The doorbell?
08:31That's the suit I'm talking about.
08:33I haven't gotten to the door yet.
08:34Oh, okay, let me know when you get there.
08:37Okay, I opened it, and there's a suit there.
08:40That's the suit I'm talking about.
08:42Barney, this isn't Barney.
08:44But I hear that guy's awesome.
08:47All right, listen very carefully.
08:49You will get your stuff back if you are able to complete a series of challenges.
08:53Number one, put on the suit.
08:56Number two, meet me at McLaren's in an hour.
08:59How will I know who to look for since we've never met?
09:05I look like Barney.
09:14Oh, hey, Ted.
09:16Suit and sneakers.
09:18A little Ellen DeGeneres, but you pull it off.
09:21I don't have any other shoes because you stole them along with everything else I own in the world.
09:24Where's the truck, Barney?
09:26Barney.
09:28People whose trucks I'm not holding for ransom call me Barney.
09:31I think you should call me the Commodore.
09:35Not calling you.
09:36You're not getting your stuff back.
09:39Can I please have my stuff back?
09:41The Commodore?
09:43No.
09:44Here's the deal.
09:45Ted, you're my bro.
09:47And you're about to become a henpecked, beaten down shell of a man.
09:50So tonight, we're going to have one last awesome night together as bros.
09:56It's a bro-ing away party.
09:59A special bro-cation.
10:01A bro-choice rally.
10:03Bro-time at the Apollo.
10:04Oh, bro-me.
10:07Well, so what do I have to do?
10:09No, it's not what you have to do.
10:11It's what you want to do.
10:12And you want to have a good time before you go take fun Ted out back and shoot him.
10:17So, first thing on the docket,
10:20get me that girl's number.
10:21Absolutely not.
10:22Mm, that's too bad.
10:24Hey, hypothetical question.
10:25If I was all your stuff,
10:27would I rather be at the bottom of the East River or the Hudson?
10:34Hey, look, World's Strongest Man is on.
10:36Oh, it's the one where Lou Ferrigno
10:39pulls the bus from the Partridge family with his teeth.
10:41It's the best one.
10:42Hey, Ted, get it!
10:49We live alone.
10:50Yeah, yeah.
10:54Well, I win.
10:55You need to give my friend your phone number.
10:57Wow, I really didn't think Lou Ferrigno could pull that bus.
11:01Are you sure this is live?
11:03It looks pretty old.
11:04Yeah, it's because the TV is old.
11:07Oh.
11:09So I'll call you tomorrow?
11:11Yeah, um, not too early.
11:13I have church.
11:17You were impressive, buddy.
11:19Nice work.
11:20All right, next challenge.
11:21No, no next challenge.
11:23Look, this is my first night living with Rob,
11:24and she's probably pissed I'm spending it out with you.
11:29This might be our last hurrah, my little friend.
11:33Marshall, I am going to cook you the best dinner of your life.
11:36How would you like a one egg omelet with some ketchup and film?
11:45Well, I guess Ted's the one who did the shopping.
11:49Oh, look, a microwave pizza.
11:54I guess the microwave was Ted's, too.
11:57Yeah.
11:58So were all the towels.
12:00It turns out that everything that was useful in this apartment was Ted's.
12:03Everything that was a fog hat poster we bought ironically in college was mine.
12:08Marshall?
12:09Yeah, baby?
12:11I miss Ted.
12:13Is it too soon to call him?
12:15No issue.
12:16I don't want to interrupt his first night living with Robin.
12:22You know, if we win this one, it's free onion rings at the Intergalactic Snack Shack.
12:26What a bargain.
12:27We only had to spend 20 bucks a game.
12:30Admit it, you're having fun.
12:31Ah, maybe.
12:32It was pretty funny when that little girl fell over that space barrel.
12:37Knock, knock, knock!
12:39Nice!
12:39We win!
12:41Oh, walk of shame, walk of game.
12:44What up?
12:45Okay, let's go one more.
12:47I don't know.
12:47You know you want to.
12:49All right, let's do it.
12:50I just got to call Robin real quick.
12:52Oh, so that's what it's going to be like from now on.
12:55No, okay, okay.
12:56You call your old lady and ask permission to have fun.
12:59Me, I will be at the Snack Shack eating our Victory Onion Rings Han style.
13:05Solo.
13:12Hey, Ted.
13:13Uh, hey, sweetie, listen, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to be pretty late, so don't wait up.
13:16Oh, it's totally fine.
13:17You do what you got to do.
13:18Thanks.
13:19You're the best.
13:20I love you.
13:21I love you, too.
13:22Bye.
13:23Hey, sorry about that.
13:25Thanks for holding.
13:26Um, so if you could go ahead and cancel my subscription to Guns and Ammo, that would be great.
13:31No, it's a great magazine.
13:33Really great.
13:34They've printed three of my letters.
13:35It's just that my boyfriend is moving in, and he kind of doesn't approve of the whole gun thing.
13:41A free hand grenade phone?
13:45You know what?
13:45Let me give you my work address.
13:50I did it, baby.
13:51I got beer.
13:53I got food.
13:54We don't need Ted anymore.
13:56I am the provider of this apartment now, and I am provided.
14:00Provode?
14:01Provided.
14:02Anyway, I got us everything we need.
14:04Great.
14:05Could you toss me the toilet paper?
14:11Be right back, baby.
14:12Sit tight.
14:15Hey, I got to admit, um, I didn't think I would, but, uh, I had a really good time tonight.
14:21You're a good friend, Barney.
14:27Hey, man, why don't you, uh, why don't you tell me where my truck is?
14:32No, I don't think so.
14:33Where's my truck?
14:35Do you know why I haven't given you any of your possessions back yet?
14:39Uh, because you're admiral jerk of the British royal douchery?
14:43Because you don't want them back.
14:45You could have left at any time tonight, but you didn't, Ted.
14:48Why is that?
14:49Because I didn't want to go back to Robin's without my stuff.
14:51False.
14:52You know what I think?
14:53I think you spent one day with her and it already sucked.
14:57I think you didn't like being there.
14:59She didn't like having you there.
15:00And you both realized that you made a huge mistake.
15:03And that's why you spent your first night living with Robin, out playing laser tag with me.
15:07And that's why three seconds ago, you didn't call it my place or our place or home.
15:13You called it Robin's.
15:18You know what?
15:20You can keep my stuff.
15:25Hey.
15:25Hey, did you get the truck back?
15:27No.
15:28Why not?
15:29What happened?
15:30Oh, he pissed me off so much I left.
15:33Anyway, I just wanted to come back here, space out, and watch a movie.
15:38Do you have anything that wasn't made by John Woo?
15:41Why, do you?
15:44You know, forget the movie.
15:45I just want to sit.
15:52It's just I eat at that table.
15:55Fine, I'll take my shoes off.
15:57You know, why don't you just throw me down in the storage space where you have room for me?
16:00Dad, come on.
16:01No, you come on.
16:02I had to jump through hoops all night for Barney,
16:04and then it took me an hour to get home because this place is so far away from the bar.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:09What?
16:10I know where Barney put my truck.
16:17Let's go back to my place.
16:19I bet you my place is closer.
16:24Here we are.
16:25You live in the loading dock behind the bar?
16:28I don't live here, baby.
16:29This is just my ride.
16:33No, no, no, no.
16:34I'm not getting into any van.
16:36I've seen Silence of the Lambs.
16:48Oh, my God.
16:49We're drinking champagne in the back of a moving van.
16:52Why, yes, Sarah.
16:53Yes, we are.
16:54Those other Rockettes who called you slow are crazy.
16:59Ooh.
17:01Ooh.
17:02Ooh.
17:03Ooh.
17:04Ooh.
17:04Ooh.
17:04Ooh.
17:05Ooh.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11I knew it.
17:11You're kidnapping me.
17:13Help!
17:13No, no.
17:14Help!
17:14I can explain.
17:22Hello?
17:23Enjoying the ride?
17:25Ted?
17:25Ted, you let us out of here.
17:26You let us out of here this instant.
17:28This isn't Ted.
17:30But I hear that guy's awesome.
17:38I took Sarah home, and I took Barney to a bar near his apartment.
17:41Apparently, that strategy had never occurred to him.
17:44That poor girl must have been so confused.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Well, at least Barney learned a valuable lesson.
17:49You do not want to get scissor kicked in the groin by a Rockette.
17:57So, uh, I guess we should get you unpacked.
18:00Yeah.
18:01Yeah, I guess we should.
18:06Lily, deep within the Amazonian rainforest, there is a type of tree that only grows around
18:11the body of an existing tree.
18:13It cannot survive without this tree.
18:16It is supported by this tree.
18:21Lily, we are that tree.
18:23The inside tree or the outside tree?
18:25The outside tree.
18:26Well, shouldn't there be three trees?
18:27You and I are one tree.
18:28Okay, look, Lily, the point is that we grew around Ted, and without him, we're slowly dying.
18:35What do we do?
18:39I think we can marry each other.
18:43But we also have to marry Ted.
18:46I'll tell you right now, my dad is not going to pay for that wedding.
18:50Ted!
18:51What are you doing here?
18:54Robin and I aren't going to move in together after all.
18:56What happened?
18:59I thought we decided we were ready.
19:01I know.
19:03How did we come to that again?
19:04I don't remember.
19:05We were fighting.
19:07It's all so blurry.
19:10The let's move in together sex was pretty amazing.
19:13I know.
19:13I did that thing with no hands I normally need both to do.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:19You know, I'm really happy with you.
19:22I'm really happy with you.
19:23The way things are.
19:25Maybe we shouldn't mess with that.
19:27I don't know that we should.
19:33Hey, I hear the let's not move in together sex is pretty incredible.
19:39Let's go back to my place.
19:49Oh, yeah.
19:51Oh, this is sexy.
19:53Welcome.
19:54Oh, thank you.
19:55You'll be very happy.
19:55I hope so.
19:59Look, I know you guys were really excited about having the place to yourself.
20:02And until after the wedding, I mean, it's not too much of an imp...
20:10Um, God, this feels so right.
20:14Never leave us again.
20:19Guys, Robin's down in the truck and there's actually a lot of boxes, so maybe we should...
20:28Do we have time for this?
20:30Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's top ten list, the category...
20:34Top ten things I would have called my truck...
20:37It was never your truck.
20:38...if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
20:40It was a rental.
20:41Number ten, the Winnebango.
20:45Number nine, the pickup truck.
20:47Mm-hmm.
20:48Number eight, the Ford Explorer.
20:51Number seven, the U-Scream truck.
20:56U-Scream truck.
20:59Number six, Feels on Wheels.
21:01Hello.
21:02Number five, the Ride Her truck.
21:05Number four, the 18-Squealer.
21:08Number three, the Escalade.
21:14Number two, the Slam-Boney.
21:18And the number one thing I would have called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it
21:22back.
21:23The 69 Chevy.
21:30Sorry.
21:31Da-da-da-da!
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