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00:01And so, after six months apart, Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall were finally back together.
00:06Oh, my God.
00:08These pancakes are delicious.
00:10Yes, thank you.
00:12I learned how to cook while you were gone this summer.
00:14Oh, do you want to cook dinner tonight?
00:17Yeah, sure.
00:19How about pancakes?
00:21And things were back to normal.
00:23Almost.
00:24You may not have much range, but at least I'm marrying a guy who knows how to make pancakes.
00:32Oh, or, um...
00:34I mean, um, well, I realize that we haven't really discussed whether us getting back together
00:42means us getting married, but I still want to.
00:46Do you still want to?
00:48Really?
00:51Of course.
00:52I love you.
00:53No, I mean, that's how you're going to do it?
00:55Do you still want to?
00:57That's like the lamest proposal ever.
01:00When I did it, I got down on my knees.
01:02I don't even know what I'm just saying.
01:08Marshall Erickson, will you marry me?
01:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12What?
01:12You can't lead with that.
01:13You've got to build up to that.
01:15You've got to have, like, a little speech.
01:17Do you remember your proposal to me?
01:21I had a speech prepared.
01:23What do you want to hear?
01:25I don't know.
01:26I mean, you could tell me, like, about how good-looking and funny and smart I am.
01:32And I've been working out lately.
01:34It might be nice for you to mention something about that.
01:40Marshall, you are good-looking.
01:43You're funny.
01:44Oh, thanks.
01:45You're smart.
01:46And a few tears wouldn't hurt you.
01:47Oh, good.
01:47Would you frickin' marry me already?
01:50Of course.
01:51But, um, until you see a ring on this finger, don't expect me to put out.
01:56Yeah, right.
02:18I'll give you this.
02:20That was a very creative use of syrup.
02:22Mm-hmm.
02:24Can't even look Mrs. Butterworth in the eye.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:31We're getting married.
02:32I know.
02:33I know.
02:33Oh.
02:35It was a moment of happiness, followed, of course, by a moment of total panic.
02:39See, when they called off their first wedding, Aunt Lily took off for San Francisco, leaving
02:44Uncle Marshall with the unfortunate task of telling his entire family.
02:48Yeah, so now she's gone and the wedding's off.
02:51What do you call someone who just takes off and leaves like that?
02:54What do you call that?
02:56I think that that's a little strong.
02:58I can't even believe you would use a word like that.
03:02Jeez, Grandma.
03:05Man, I made a big mess by canceling this wedding, didn't I?
03:09It's okay, baby.
03:12You're not just realizing that now, are you?
03:16God, the idea of standing up there in front of all those people who hate my guts just makes
03:22me want to run off to Atlantic City and get married today.
03:26Yeah.
03:30Coming up at 11, are there piranhas in the East River?
03:33What you don't know could eat you.
03:39Stop the news!
03:40What the hell?
03:40It's okay.
03:41They're my friends.
03:42We're going to Atlantic City to elope.
03:44You've got to come with us.
03:45Oh, my God, that is so fantastic.
03:47I don't know if I can just leave work.
03:49It's okay.
03:49Mike can read the news tonight.
03:51Hey, Mike, you can read, right?
03:55Yeah, I'm the best at reading.
03:58Let's go to Atlantic City!
04:02You guys are eloping!
04:03Ah, that's fantastic.
04:05Wait, is this because there's a time crunch Uncle Ted should know about?
04:08I hope not, because I plan on getting hammered.
04:10Ah, guys, this sounds like so much fun, but I can't really take off work.
04:14I'm kind of important around here, you know?
04:16I'm the project manager.
04:17Ted, for the rest of our lives, we are going to be telling the amazing story of how we went
04:22to Atlantic City and got married.
04:24Don't you want to be in that story?
04:26Of course I do.
04:28Let's go to Atlantic City!
04:29Oh, but when we tell the story, can you leave out the part where I hesitate?
04:33You got it.
04:36Oh, hey, guys.
04:39Wow, a pedicure.
04:41Uh, if there were any shame in a dude getting a pedicure, I don't think there would have been
04:45a feature about it in Details Magazine.
04:48We're going to Atlantic City to elope right now!
04:52Aw, congratulations, Lily.
04:54Marshall, you're getting married?
04:55What the hell?
04:57So, are you in or not?
04:59Hell yeah, I'm in!
05:00Just, I'm almost done.
05:02No, we got to get going to the, um...
05:03Oh, actually, I mean, it is my wedding day, and since we're here...
05:09So we all got a pedicure, and then headed down to Atlantic City.
05:19Oh, look at this place!
05:24Guess I'll have my pick of something old.
05:27And something blue.
05:28Somebody should really check on this lady.
05:31Ah, A.C.
05:33Always in decline, ever hitting bottom.
05:36It's good to be back, old friend.
05:38Have you been here before?
05:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:41Once or twice.
05:42Marty!
05:43Howä¹… bujie!
05:44Ah, good to see you, too.
05:46Three times, maybe?
05:48The wedding chapel, this is it.
05:51Are you ready to do this?
05:53I'm ready.
05:54Let's get married.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Oh, crap.
05:57I don't have a veil.
05:59I'm a bride.
05:59I can't get married without a veil.
06:02And a bouquet.
06:03I need a veil and a bouquet.
06:05Oh, my God, we're getting married.
06:07Don't worry, relax.
06:08We'll get you a veil, honey.
06:09Oh, Robin, that's a really cute outfit.
06:12Oh, really?
06:12Thanks.
06:13Yeah, it has to go.
06:14I'm the bride.
06:14You can't look better than me.
06:16Done.
06:17Okay.
06:17All right, I'm gonna get the bouquet.
06:19You guys get the veil.
06:20We'll meet in the chapel in 20 minutes.
06:22Ready, break.
06:26You guys want to go gamble?
06:28Well, we got to go get the veil.
06:29Or we looked everywhere when we couldn't find one.
06:32Yeah, okay.
06:32Okay.
06:33No, you guys go ahead.
06:33I'm gonna find the veil.
06:38So this is it, right?
06:39Last 20 minutes of your single life.
06:41Proud of you, buddy.
06:42Thanks.
06:42How you feeling?
06:43Great.
06:43A little nervous.
06:44Yeah.
06:44Craps?
06:45Not that nervous.
06:46No, I mean, you want to play craps?
06:47Oh, yeah, definitely.
06:48Okay, I got the veil.
06:50She wasn't ready to be married.
06:51All right, let's talk bachelor party.
06:53Are we thinking full-on strip club, or should we rent a room and have a private toy show?
06:58What did you just say?
06:59Barney, no.
07:01Marshall, I'm your best man.
07:02You're not my best man.
07:03Right here.
07:04And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party.
07:07That's part of being a best friend.
07:08You're not my best friend.
07:09Right here.
07:10Barney, I don't have any time for a bachelor party.
07:12I've got, like, 18 minutes.
07:1518 minutes?
07:19Oh, good.
07:20Did you get the veil?
07:21Of course.
07:22And it took us exactly 18 minutes.
07:25We went to a strip club.
07:26We weren't there for very long.
07:29It's not like I had time to have a lap dance or anything.
07:31I got a lap dance.
07:32Wait.
07:33That's your last lap dance ever.
07:34Right.
07:35What?
07:36Okay, I'm here.
07:38Right?
07:39Oh, God.
07:40The things people waste money on in Atlantic City.
07:43Does it smell like strippers in here?
07:45It's weird, right?
07:46Marshall and Lily are getting married.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Hell yeah.
07:50Look at this.
07:54Oh, baby.
07:55This is it.
07:56Let's do this thing.
07:57All right.
07:59Hi.
08:00We're here to get married.
08:02Congratulations.
08:02We offer a variety of packages to give you the special day you've always dreamed about.
08:08Oh, no, we don't want any of that.
08:10Just your basic quick-you-edding will be fine.
08:15You know this isn't Vegas, right?
08:18Well, sure, in Vegas, the casinos pump in oxygen here.
08:21It looks like everyone brought their own.
08:24What?
08:26It also takes three days to get a marriage license in New Jersey.
08:30The earliest I could book you for is Monday.
08:32No, no, no.
08:32It has to be today.
08:34That's the whole point.
08:35Look, I don't know what to say, but if you guys don't want to book a wedding for Monday
08:39or play around a keno, I can't help you.
08:4335!
08:4435!
08:52Wait, wait, wait.
08:53I don't understand.
08:54People get married in Atlantic City all the time.
08:56Yes, they do, but they don't elope.
08:58They choose Atlantic City for its white sand beaches, world-class amenities, and exotic
09:03Riviera field.
09:04Have you been outside?
09:06There is half an orca whale rotting not 20 feet from the cabana.
09:09Guys, take it easy.
09:11Are you sure about this?
09:12About the marriage laws of the state where I work in a wedding chapel?
09:16Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
09:18Right side.
09:19The bachelor party continues.
09:21Yes!
09:22Continues.
09:23You mean start.
09:24You mean start.
09:25We went to a strip club.
09:2727!
09:31Is there any way that we could get a license today?
09:34You could go to the courthouse.
09:36In some extreme circumstances, the waiting period can be waived, but you have to have a good reason.
09:41Well, we're in love.
09:43What better reason could there be?
09:44The last one I heard was, I'm going to Iraq tomorrow to defend my country, but, you know, give yours
09:50a whirl.
09:53So, we went to the courthouse.
09:56God, this is taking forever.
09:59I can't believe they're getting married.
10:01I know.
10:02I am so proud of these two.
10:04After all they've been through, the fact that this crazy road has led them all the way here to Atlantic
10:09City.
10:10Is that up here?
10:13You were just staring at my shirt boobs.
10:16No, I wasn't.
10:17I was checking out the hot bod underneath the shirt.
10:20Okay, look, maybe I was looking at your shirt, but it's a funny, funny shirt.
10:27Hey, it's a bunny.
10:30Bunny!
10:31Hey, how are you?
10:32Hey, how are you?
10:33Where are you from?
10:34Where are you from?
10:35So talk.
10:56What the hell was that?
10:58Uh, Chinese guy?
11:02Hi.
11:03Hello.
11:03We need a marriage license, but we need to skip the waiting period because we're in love.
11:09Aw.
11:10I'm going to waive this waiting period right now.
11:13Really?
11:13Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period, but unfortunately only a judge can do that.
11:19Oh.
11:20Oh, so can we see a judge?
11:22Absolutely.
11:23Really?
11:24Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.
11:29Why are you doing this to us?
11:32Because you're on candid camera.
11:35Really?
11:36Is what I would say.
11:37You know what?
11:37We get it.
11:41Okay.
11:42This is a good plan B.
11:44Judges are people.
11:45People go to the bathroom.
11:46A judge is bound to come by eventually.
11:48We'll get married.
11:49I'm sure we won't be waiting long.
11:58Jeez, you go to a vending machine for 30 seconds.
12:01It's vultures.
12:10What?
12:13Here?
12:14Yeah.
12:15Got a little time to kill.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:19It's the T-shirt, isn't it?
12:20No.
12:22A little?
12:23Something is seriously wrong with you.
12:25So what?
12:26Is that a no?
12:29All right.
12:29Let's do it.
12:30All right.
12:30Um, also?
12:32Yes, I'll leave it on.
12:33Sweet.
12:34Guys, let's bail.
12:36This is never going to happen.
12:37Look, I know this is turning into a bit of a disaster, but believe me, it's better than
12:42the alternative.
12:43What?
12:43You throwing a big free party with lots of booze and food and all your single desperate
12:47girlfriends from college?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Glad we dodged that bullet.
12:53Judge!
12:53Judge!
12:54Come on, come on, come on!
12:55Come on!
12:55All right!
13:03Turn it off.
13:06May we please get married today?
13:09Now, normally, I would say no to a request like that,
13:12but you two impress me.
13:14I mean, just the fact that you've been together for 10 years,
13:17standing by each other's side through thick and thin,
13:21never wavering.
13:24What was that?
13:25What is what?
13:27That little look, what was that?
13:29A look of love.
13:32You two have stood together through thick and thin, right?
13:35Hey, my man, listen, what's thick, what's thin?
13:38Yeah?
13:38I have.
13:40All right, what was that look?
13:43What's going on?
13:44They broke up over the summer.
13:46Lily totally ran off to San Francisco
13:48and these two just had sex in the closet.
13:51What? We're under oath.
13:53No, we're not.
13:54Yeah, we are. He's a judge.
13:58Did he take an oath?
14:00Do you even know what an oath is?
14:02Uh, yeah.
14:04Courthouse. Oath. We're under it.
14:12Guys, it's looking like this isn't gonna happen.
14:14No, Marsha, we are gonna get married today.
14:17Baby, any place we go, we're gonna need a marriage license.
14:21Except international waters. So, so, let's find a ship captain.
14:25A ship captain can marry us. There's boats all over this place.
14:29Oh, is that what those wooden things are floating between the garbage?
14:32This is a great idea. This is gonna work. Let's go.
14:38Excuse me, are you a ship captain?
14:40This is my machine.
14:44I should go talk to her.
14:45No, let me.
14:49Blackjack?
14:50Yeah.
14:53Oh, well, I found a guy who said he'd be willing to put his boat in my slip,
14:57so we're getting closer.
14:59Okay, so why is it so important to do this today?
15:04Because if we don't do it today, I just know we're gonna wind up having a huge wedding
15:09with a huge crowd full of huge Midwestern people looking all disapproving and judging me
15:15while sipping little cups of mayonnaise and cracking runaway bride jokes all night long.
15:20Nobody's gonna do that.
15:21No, they're not because I'm not gonna give them the chance.
15:23I'm gonna find a ship captain and we are gonna be married tonight.
15:26Sweetie, this is crazy. You're never gonna find a ship captain.
15:29Hey, Lily. Found a ship captain.
15:31What?
15:32Yeah. First guy we talked to. Ship captain. How great is that?
15:37See? See? This is destiny.
15:40So, Captain, can you take us out to international waters and marry us?
15:43I sure can. If there's two things I love, it's bringing people together in marriage
15:48and making $5,000.
15:50What? Deal!
15:51$5,000? Okay, we can do that. Come on, everybody. Fork over your cash. Don't think. Just do it.
15:57I can get us that money.
15:58How?
15:59Have you noticed that all day today, Chinese guys have been coming up and saying hi to me?
16:04Yes. Have you noticed I haven't asked about it because I'm too scared of the answer?
16:08Well, those are my old gambling buddies. Truth is, I used to come here all the time,
16:13play an old Chinese game called Xing Hai Se Pou Xing.
16:17I had a small gambling problem. It actually wasn't so small. I kind of lost my entire life savings.
16:24But tonight, I don't know. I'm feeling hot. I think I can win us that money.
16:30No, we're not letting you gamble all our money away.
16:32Uh, it's not gambling if you absolutely know you're going to win. I'll get us that money.
16:39I swear it. Nay, I oath it.
16:44Now, I had been to a lot of casinos before that night. And I've been to a lot of casinos
16:49since.
16:50But in all that time, I've never seen a game quite like this one.
16:53To this day, I have no idea how it was played. But luckily, Barney did.
17:00Do you understand what's happening? Not a clue.
17:10Do you understand what's happening? Not a clue.
17:23Do you think he's winning? I don't even know if he's playing.
17:33Wait, I get it. I understand this game. No, you don't.
17:36I totally understand the game, Theodore. Barney, split your tiles. You can triple your money if you find the jelly
17:40bean.
17:41Marshall, please, don't you think I know what I'm missing?
17:45My God, you're right.
17:48Trouble.
17:50Trouble.
17:50Trouble.
17:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:56Cigar.
18:00He, he.
18:01He.
18:02Ur.
18:05Son.
18:08Cigar.
18:09Cigar.
18:10Cigar.
18:26Wow, it's beautiful.
18:30Thanks Barney did you guys see me I was on fire tonight man I can't wait to get
18:34back to the shore God I love gambling we get home go to a little meeting okay
18:39why can't I do it just a little okay let's get this started okay you guys want
18:52the serious one or the funny one oh I think serious would be best sure a lot
18:58of great nautical jokes in there like how you two float each other's boat stuff
19:03like that that serious is probably good we stand witness today to celebrate the
19:14Union of Lily and Marshall today you two will become one sharing your lives the
19:23happiness the sadness the frustrations and the joy this is pretty cool believe
19:29you never want to get married I never said never to declare your love and
19:36devotion to each other in front of friends and family all the people who matter
19:42most to you what was that the little look you two just shared a look we don't
19:56want to do this we don't are you kidding me you guys are calling off another
20:01wedding after I spent all this money on a bridesmaid shirt did I bet someone if
20:07they'd call it off I did didn't I who'd I bet you actually expect any of us are
20:11gonna come to your third wedding yes because it's gonna be amazing look before I was afraid to
20:19to face Marshall's family and and I didn't want to do all that work but now that we're here and
20:24I realize
20:26I have to face Marshall's family and I really want to do all that work so do I and yeah
20:34my family
20:35might still be upset with you but when they see us up there they're gonna see how much we love
20:39each
20:39other and none of that other stuff is gonna matter I love you Marshall I love you too really
20:44Pat I now pronounce you man and wife what is that not right are we married did you just marry
20:53us weren't
20:53you listening we don't want to be married uh I suppose I could unpronounce you unpronounce us
21:01I unpronounce you man and wife and that's the story of how Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily got married
21:10for 12 seconds somewhere off the coast of Atlantic City
21:17okay hey guys
21:20hey Ted
21:31is Roman here man I hope so
21:34I don't like you
21:37we
21:37we
21:45we
21:50we
21:52we
21:53we
21:54we
22:01we
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