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00:01Kids, you remember my first date with Robin.
00:04I think I'm in love with you.
00:05What?
00:06Well, here's the thing.
00:08Normal people, you know, people who aren't your dad,
00:10usually take longer to say, I love you.
00:13Robin went through the usual stages.
00:16Spider! Spider!
00:17I left something in the hallway.
00:20Where? Right there.
00:22Got it.
00:23First, there's the moment when you think you think it.
00:25Still alive.
00:26All right!
00:28There's the moment you think you know it.
00:31Oh, you don't want to kiss me, you'll get sick.
00:41Totally worth it.
00:44There's the moment where you know you know it,
00:46but you can't yet say it.
00:48All right, it's getting to be that time.
00:49I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:51Good night.
00:52Good night.
00:54Wait, Ted?
00:55Yeah.
00:59Good night.
01:03Well, great, I'll see you then.
01:05Bye, sweetie.
01:06Hey, guess what?
01:08My sister Katie is coming to visit next weekend.
01:10She gets in on Thursday.
01:11That's awesome.
01:12You know what I'm gonna do?
01:12I'm gonna take off work Friday.
01:14We're gonna take her to the Empire State Building.
01:16Really?
01:16You do that?
01:18Of course.
01:18Everyone should see the Empire State Building.
01:21And then there's the moment when you know you know it,
01:24and you can't keep it in any longer.
01:26Ted?
01:27Yeah?
01:27I'll do what you can't put you in any longer.
01:30I'm gonna do what you can't put you in your home.
01:30Pfalafel.
01:50Pfalafel?
01:51Pfalafel.
01:52Pfalafel.
01:52Instead of telling Ted you love him, you said falafel?
01:55i totally choked i just don't get it well why can't you tell ted you love him
02:00oh come on this is a big deal for me oh god you'd think you'd never said it to a
02:05guy before
02:08no okay well i don't usually get this far in the relationship i usually take the three-week exit
02:13don't tell me you're actually buying into barney's freeway theory watch your steps when you get up
02:19kids because i am about to drop some knowledge relationships are like a freeway wait a minute
02:24a month ago you told me relationships were like a traveling circus no this is new this trumps that
02:29freeways have exits so do relationships the first exit my personal favorite is six hours in you meet
02:35you talk you have sex you exit when she's in the shower so every girl you have sex with feels
02:40the
02:40immediate need to shower actually yeah i get that the next exits are four days three weeks seven
02:47months that's when you guys are going to break up mark your calendars hey then a year and a half
02:5218
02:52years and the last exit death which if you've been with the same woman for your entire life it's
02:56like are we there yet so i've never been on the freeway this long before i mean usually by now
03:03i
03:03find out the guy has some weird personality thing that makes me want to take the next exit yeah been
03:08there i once dated a guy who could only go to the bathroom when classical music was playing
03:14okay it was marshall yeah it's just things are going so well with ted i just don't want to complicate
03:21it relax it'll happen when it happens which is also the advice i gave marshall to get him over
03:26the classical music thing oh here comes katie oh your sister's so cute yeah oh this reminds me of when
03:36i used to see her coming up the driveway from school with her little pigtails and her hello kitty
03:41backpack well hello kitty oh no no no no hey robin hey oh good good so who is this tongue
03:58person oh robin
04:00this is my boyfriend kyle looks like hotness runs in the family oh you said that great so how long
04:10have you two been two whole months he's actually coming to visit family in new york too isn't that
04:15great my cousin he's 23 kind of a wad but he buys me beer so that's cool this is my
04:21friend lily hot
04:23you say things well come on let's get you back to my place we'll get you settled um actually i'm
04:31gonna stay with kyle tonight uh no you're not oh come on it's it's kind of a special night if
04:37you
04:37know what i mean what oh oh oh i can't believe my baby sister is planning to lose her virginity
04:50to a
04:50douche with a faux hawk this can't happen you guys have to help me talk her out of it speech
04:57to talk
04:58a girl out of having sex yeah i don't have any of those discouraging premarital sex is against my
05:04religion please i'm her older sister i'm supposed to teach her how to make good and responsible
05:09decisions it's two o'clock and you've already had three scotch and sodas that's why i need your help
05:18robin convinced katie to stay with her that first night and the next day i took everyone to the
05:22empire state building you guys are lucky you came here with an architect empire state building fun
05:27fact number one when construction began on march 17 1930 the framework rose at a rate of four and a
05:32half stories per week four and a half stories per week four and a half stories per week there it
05:40is
05:40there it is come on these are fun facts guys let's have fun with them you know katie i have
05:47wanted
05:47to come to the empire state building for so long but i waited to come here with someone special oh
05:53here
05:53we go marshall and i have never been to the empire state building either but i'm so glad i waited
05:59to do
05:59something so important with my fiance speaking of waiting i signed an abstinence pledge in high school
06:06it's totally cool to wait and stay away from drugs other than par you told them oh okay yes i
06:13told
06:14them but only because i think you should hear it from other grown-ups too everyone thinks you should
06:18wait right guys you should sex is fun see oh you were such a hypocrite you were only 16 when
06:25you lost
06:26yours how do you know that you left your diary in your older room slash my new room i'll pay
06:30you ten
06:30thousand dollars for that diary look i've been dating kyle for two months now it's like it's like
06:36forever i mean we've already done everything else i mean we've even oh even kyle gets to do that you
06:50have
06:50no right to tell me not to do it but kyle why can't you just wait because if you wait
06:55you can get a nice
06:56guy like ted robin this is happening look i already put it up on my myspace page
07:03i need a quote you smoke now too oh remember cloves no no i'll remember cloves this can't happen
07:12she's my baby sister okay she should be watching the little mermaid and drinking yoo-hoo and not
07:17having sex come on you were only 16 when you had sex i was 17 we were 18 barney was
07:23probably 12.
07:24ha ha good one ted i was uh six four how old were you again 17. dude me too carney
07:35you okay yeah
07:36of course what you don't believe me it was at camp so i'm what camp this place in the catskills
07:42look
07:42it up i was there teaching for the summer so what did you teach uh dance dance yeah ted dance
07:52maybe
07:52you've heard of it it was just a simple summer job but it turned into so much more her name
08:00was
08:00francis houseman and if he doesn't answer oh love a boy and if he still doesn't answer
08:28that's dirty dancing it was on last night no it was two nights ago she's like the wind has been
08:33stuck in my brain for about 40 hours i just got it out now it's back in damn you swayze
08:40oh do you remember our first time yeah it was back in college oh wait wait look i really want
08:50to do this but we should make it special you know do this right
08:59okay you're right maybe we could go to the beach and get a house for the weekend
09:04yeah new year's eve okay oh and we'll light candles and and maybe put on some classical music oh that's
09:14not a good idea why not long story but maybe we could put on some al green and take a
09:21bubble bath
09:21together oh yeah that sounds so good oh i love you marshall i'm so glad we're waiting
09:33oops oh that's adorable yeah tell her what happened next that was amazing yeah want to do it again please
09:43please don't we said we were sorry yeah well then why'd you do it again you know what i loaned
09:50you my
09:50walk man well the the point is no matter what it's never going to be as perfect as you want
09:55it to be
09:56well mine was terrible wait i've never heard your story well as you know i was 16 and it was
10:04with my
10:04boyfriend brian ready yeah wow this feels so right i know oh robin oh brian
10:22yeah i'm gay
10:26i'm so sorry yeah i should have known there were signs
10:32oh my god my mom's home quick get under my bed
10:37oh my god you only get one shot at losing your virginity and even though i just barely had sex
10:46it counts what do you mean just barely well he didn't dive all the way into the pool but he
10:53splashed around in the shallow end well then you didn't lose your virginity to him
10:58just barely doesn't count yes it does no it doesn't yes it does no it doesn't it doesn't count
11:04end of story oh why lily aldrin you saucy little harlots could it be that before marshall
11:11took a swim someone else tested the water no nobody else tested the water right
11:21scooter who's scooter my high school boyfriend who i did not have sex with i can't believe this
11:27we're marshall and lily when people see us they say oh look at them they've only had sex with each
11:32other no marshall they say oh look at them they've only had sex with each other but no that's not
11:39true
11:39anymore now you've had sex with twice as many people as i have i knew that you were too good
11:45at
11:45it you know what i don't i don't want to see the stupid empire state building anymore it's not stupid
11:50i'm going to see kyle katie please you only get to lose your virginity once you should only be having
11:56sex with someone who's special oh please you've had sex with like a hundred guys it's not a hundred
12:01guys i'm sure you were madly in love with all of the law i had different levels of feeling for
12:09each of
12:09the very reasonable number of guys really well do you love ted do you love ted
12:26i okay empire state building fun fact number 22 the empire state building has tons of places where
12:32people can have private conversations you're off the hook okay okay just let me explain you don't
12:37have to explain anything you don't have to say it it's fine okay but if relationships are like a
12:44freeway then saying is like getting into the carpool lane and i don't want to take an exit but
12:52at the same time i'm not ready to get into the carpool lane because what's in the carpool lane
12:57oh it's a big diamond and i'm just not ready okay robin robin stop it's no big deal you don't
13:04have to
13:04say it it's just it's a big thing to say to someone and i don't want to say it too
13:08soon what you mean
13:10like i did no i didn't yeah like you did i mean you have to admit it ted it was
13:18a little weird weird
13:21or courageous pretty sure weird okay i mean who gives it up on the first date well come on it
13:27shows
13:27i'm brave and bold like a knight no it shows that you're an i love you slut well then you're
13:32and i
13:32love you prude you know what i take mine back you what i take my love you back you can't
13:37take it back
13:37well just did got it right here but you know what i'm such a slut i'm just gonna give it
13:41away hey you
13:42sir i love you thank you man i was going up there to jump
13:51marshall why is this such a big deal why is this such a big deal oh uh sorry christopher columbus
13:58guess who actually discovered the new world some dude named scooter oh uh neil armstrong it actually
14:04goes like this one small step for man one giant leap for scooter oh hey adam guess who got with
14:10eve
14:10before you did it's a big deal because it rewrites our history no it doesn't look have you been to
14:17the
14:17empire state building no you've only been in the lobby people don't buy tickets to get in the lobby
14:23they buy tickets to get to the top scooter only got in the lobby and the lobby doesn't count really
14:30excuse me sir can you tell me how to get to the empire state building um we're in it right
14:34now
14:35thank you sir you're a very wise and brilliant man you're right why would i throw that all away
14:42i'm having the best day katie i'll admit maybe i'm not in any place to lecture you on romantic
14:50relationships but but i just don't want you to make the same mistakes that i've made
14:55oh believe me kyle is not gay that's not what i meant i just wish you weren't in such a
15:02rush to grow up
15:05please don't do this but kids later that night katie did it and she got pregnant
15:13with quintuplets and she lived out her days in a trailer park where she died an alcoholic
15:20so the moral here kids is don't have sex until you're married maybe even wait a year or two
15:25into marriage dad come on what really happened all right here's what really happened hey hey
15:32she didn't do it hey that's great you got through to her no i didn't you did she told me
15:38that you
15:39talked to her hey katie hey you got another empire state building fun fact for me
15:46no i wouldn't bore you with the seven million man hours it took to build this 102 story testament to
15:51human will so you okay i just i don't know what everyone is freaking out about kyle he's a really
15:59nice guy yeah he could have cheated on me with my lab partner gretchen gwen but he didn't because he
16:05said he knew i'd find out it's very gallant well i i don't even know what your sister's freaking out
16:12about either i was your age my first time oh really yeah yeah he was uh i was with this
16:16girl molly
16:20i love you ted oh i love you too molly but i didn't that was amazing look i gotta go
16:31where are you going mike hasn't got some firecrackers from mexico going out to the woods to light him it's
16:36gonna be awesome well will you call me yeah yeah i'll totally call you but i didn't
16:47molly yeah i brought 20 bucks i'll totally pay you back but i didn't
16:55and i never saw her again i told her i loved her but i just wanted to have sex i
17:01would have said
17:01anything to make that happen and it's exactly what i did oh look i'm not telling you what to do
17:09i'm just telling you what all 17 year old boys are like even the nice ones
17:16so i told kyle i wanted to wait he dumped me oh oh sweetie i'm so sorry
17:26oh honey i promise everything is gonna be okay
17:35you want to watch the little mermaid and drink some yoo-hoo
17:39only if you put a bottle of glue in it don't tell mom
17:47thanks for doing that you're welcome i knew it meant a lot to you
17:51but man your story i mean it doesn't even sound like you
17:55yeah well
17:59i love you molly oh i love you too ted
18:05wow that was amazing look i gotta go
18:11where are you going uh my cousin got some firecrackers from mexico we're going into the woods to light
18:16them it's going to be awesome will you call me yeah i'll totally call you
18:23oh ted yeah can i borrow 20 bucks i'll totally pay you back
18:30but she didn't
18:31i love you
18:43they said it
18:46feels right
18:49i love you i'm gay i'm kidding i love you too
18:59hey you lost your i love you genity yeah i guess i was just waiting for the right guy
19:12katie ended up having a great first time in new york and the last thing we did before she left
19:17was go to the empire state building i am so glad we're finally doing this what are you talking about
19:22we were here yesterday yeah but that didn't really count
19:28exactly so yesterday doesn't count as having gone to the empire state building so i lost it to you
19:34marshall and i rode that elevator to the top and i saw that view and basked in awesomeness and that's
19:43our story yeah yeah that's our story we've only had sex with each other
19:49we've only had sex with each other they've only had sex with each other
19:56okay here we go here we go
20:00okay empire state building fun fact number 81 there are 1860 steps
20:08so now you guys can finally say you've been to the empire state building
20:16how have you lived here so long and never been to the top well we're usually busy drinking
20:23speaking of first times we never got to hear your virginity story that's right i almost forgot
20:30okay i was 16 and it was in a baseball dugout fast times at ridgemont high i mean i was
20:35in a subway
20:36with a high-priced call girl risky business i was accidentally hacking into norad's computer that's war
20:40games and there's not even a sex scene in it all right i was 23 and it was with my
20:46mom's 45 year
20:47old divorced friend rhonda she called me berry the whole time and for two weeks my comforter smelled
20:52like menthol cigarettes you happy
21:03hey why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the catskills
21:08baby and her family spent every summer at kellerman's her dad did not approve of our love
21:13did anyone put baby in a corner oh god no what can i say i had the time of my
21:22life true story
21:24i had the time of my life
21:30so
21:54so
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