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00:07Holy shit, you fuckers got a death wish?
00:09What, did you miss the announcement?
00:11Go shelter in place till we can make an official call.
00:13Go on, get the fuck out of here.
00:14Thank you, boys.
00:17Jesus, it's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.
00:29Stay.
00:30Fire up.
00:32Oh, fuck.
00:33Come on.
00:34Chill out, man.
00:36You get it?
00:38Guys, this story is super fucky, okay?
00:40So don't let it shut.
00:41I'm trying to get someone here to fix this, but my text won't send.
00:44I think anything south of Trailer 17 is a black hole.
00:48Bad signal.
00:50I don't know, should we make a run for it?
00:51Find a better shelter?
00:53Roach, being in it never helps.
00:55That's not what she said, man.
00:57I gotta take a wizard.
01:00Oh, fuck me!
01:01Roach!
01:02Oh my god.
01:04You're a stone genius.
01:06Yeah, totally, man.
01:07This one time I got a subscription to High Times Magazine for answering a skill testing question
01:12correctly.
01:13Oh, yeah?
01:13What was it?
01:15It was what?
01:19Oh, fuck.
01:21Come back.
01:22Hey, man.
01:23Bang it on.
01:24It doesn't help.
01:28Dewey, why are you pissing on the port-a-potty?
01:31Opts for R2.
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:33I remember.
01:34This is how real visionaries scale themselves.
01:37Even though today I'm in Frankfurt, I'm attending three meetings simultaneously in three different
01:42time zones.
01:43Oh, hey, guys.
01:44The AC unit's broken, and I can't get reception to call an electrician.
01:48Well, let me take a look.
01:50You stay here.
01:51Leonard, you're a senior engineer.
01:54Leave this to the schlump.
01:55Hey, be careful of that door.
01:57It slams and sticks.
01:59This is insane.
02:00There's no way to live.
02:01I need to get the AC fixed.
02:03My ass cheeks and my nutsock are going to be stuck to this chair forever.
02:05Why would you put that in my head?
02:09Heat index over 40.
02:11That's shuttered down hot.
02:13Heat day?
02:13Oh, I'm calling it.
02:14Fuck yeah!
02:15Beach day, baby!
02:17Oh, I regret the words I'm about to say, but we'll party at my place?
02:20No way!
02:20Oh, fuck yeah!
02:24Pool party!
02:25Attention, everyone.
02:26This is your GF.
02:27The work day has been suspended due to excessive temperature.
02:33Heat day, fuckers.
02:34Let's get wet!
02:35Let's see some dad bods out there!
02:37Yeah!
02:39I'll inform any stragglers and I'll see you there.
02:41Oh!
02:42Okay.
02:43Heat day?
02:44Pool party at Chelsea's.
02:45Yes.
02:46I got beers in my truck.
02:47Bring them all.
02:48I'm your boss and that's an order, Taze.
02:50Heat day, let's go!
02:51Do we have to invite Gen Conk?
02:53Fuck no.
02:53Yes!
02:54Oh, hey, man.
02:55While you're down there.
02:56Gross.
02:57My heat pump's toast.
02:59It's only blasting hot air.
03:00Yeah, just like I told you.
03:02So fuckface?
03:03Not much, shithead.
03:04Woo!
03:06Okay.
03:07Heat day is confirmed and Chelsea is hosting a pool party.
03:10No!
03:12Fine.
03:13That thing stick?
03:14It does.
03:15It does.
03:15Okay, I'll call for help.
03:17There's no reception.
03:18No answer, ding dong.
03:21Oh, fuck me.
03:22What in the French fried fuck?
03:26Fuck.
03:26Good luck, Chummer.
03:27For fuck's sakes.
03:29I will have the common sense to not yell at inanimate objects!
03:34Nice, Homer.
03:35I'm feeling proud of your progress, Homer.
03:37Hang on, Kim.
03:40Hey, Todd.
03:40I'm just on a call with my deprogramming sponsor.
03:42Fucking right, buddy.
03:43So listen, there's a pool party at Chelsea's, and someone stole my fucking shorts.
03:47Yeah, big whoop.
03:48Someone took my fucking job away.
03:49Well, deprogram that.
03:50Listen, come to the party.
03:51You need to see your crew.
03:52Show everyone you're ready to go back to work.
03:55Yes.
03:55It's time I re-entered civilized society.
03:57I just, I need to get paid again, man.
03:59There you go, you dick twizzler.
04:01Listen, do me a favor.
04:02Grab me a pair of trunks out of the laundry and get the fuck over to Chelsea's.
04:05Yeah, I'm on it.
04:09Okay, so, um, I just got invited to a party, and I think I'm ready.
04:12Do you?
04:13I mean, I've got my coping tools.
04:14Right, Snacks?
04:16You know, why don't you go fuck yourself?
04:18And I'll practice deep breathing if anybody brings up pool chlorine, even though it is chemical warfare, on the body.
04:24Would you like to hear the latest?
04:26And you didn't hear this from me.
04:28But chlorine causes rosacea and fallen arches from one tooth or the other.
04:34Astonishingly unhelpful.
04:35Stay strong, my boy.
04:37Stay strong.
04:37I'll call you later.
04:40Boss, Snacks?
04:41I'm going to a party.
04:49Metal expands and doors jam in these cheap trailers.
04:52Tunnel expansion.
04:53Windows all sealed and graded shut.
04:56This is a problem.
04:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:59Okay, everyone.
05:00Don't panic.
05:01I've got this.
05:02Thank you, Dewey.
05:06Epic fail.
05:07Oh, for fuck's sake, Dewey.
05:10Everyone panic!
05:12Oh, my God!
05:13Oh, my God!
05:14Oh, my God!
05:15Oh, no!
05:17I turned into a hair dryer!
05:19We're going to fly in here!
05:21Why would it turn off?
05:22Everyone's gone.
05:25No one's coming for us.
05:26Oh, my God, guys.
05:28My body doesn't metabolize heat properly.
05:30I have no sweat glands.
05:32I'm going to embarrass myself.
05:35I'm not normal.
05:36Not normal how?
05:38I pant like a fucking retriever.
05:40Can you fetch?
05:42No, Roach.
05:43But I fucking bite.
05:45Okay!
05:46Hey!
05:47R2-D bag!
05:49We're stuck in here!
05:50Go wheel yourself off and get some help!
05:52Okay, well, R2-D bag is on it.
05:56C-3P, go fuck yourself.
05:58Okay!
05:59Uh, Leonard!
05:59Dewey!
06:00Go find another way out of here!
06:02Roach!
06:02Lie, step down, and get a stone!
06:05Aye, aye, Captain.
06:06Don't panic.
06:07Why are there so many fucking locks on this thing?
06:11Hello?
06:12There is a group stuck in Trailer 19.
06:16Eddie!
06:16Thank goodness.
06:17We have a crisis.
06:18We're all going to the boss's place for caviar and expensive cocktails.
06:21Pool party!
06:22Wish you were here!
06:23Wait, wait, wait, wait!
06:24Oh!
06:24You know what?
06:25You're all a group of party-obsessed fools.
06:29Hello?
06:29Yes.
06:30Uh, thank you for calling me back.
06:32Room 1308.
06:33I have one very important question for you.
06:35Are your heirloom oats gluten-free?
06:39No, it doesn't work.
06:41Good afternoon, Chelsea.
06:43Aw, Homer.
06:44Glad you came.
06:45Would you, um, allow me, please?
06:48You do florals?
06:49Yes.
06:50Maureen's encouraged me to take up habits that are based in reality.
06:53As she so eloquently put it, we can call this bullshit simulation a reality.
06:58Drink all those beers, boys, or you're fired!
06:59Woo!
07:00Thanks for having us, Chelsea.
07:02Pleasure.
07:02Nice break.
07:03Right?
07:04Homer, you okay?
07:05Glad you came, but go back to my place if you're feeling true.
07:07Triggered to wherever the fuck is happening here.
07:09You know, I could go back and keep working on your hot tub.
07:13As you were, my man.
07:14Here are your shorts.
07:16Wow, this place is insane.
07:18It's all right.
07:19Homer, are you okay?
07:20You weren't here.
07:21Oh, fuck.
07:22I love it when a heat day comes together.
07:24Oh.
07:29I'm leaving.
07:30I'm leaving.
07:31I'm leaving.
07:31There's a closed-loop sauna in here.
07:34Oh.
07:35Roach, man, you've had a screwdriver this whole fucking time?
07:37Scoop driver?
07:39No, that's my vape driver.
07:41Good idea, though.
07:43Oh, Leonard!
07:45If no one comes, this sandwich will keep us alive.
07:49You protect your lunch.
07:50All I want is this Leatherman.
07:53Okay, where were we?
07:54Marry Chelsea.
07:55You should totally marry Chelsea, dude.
07:57Your life would smell like a five-star hotel, man.
08:01I'd marry Chelsea.
08:02Marry Chelsea.
08:04And fuck Jen Pops.
08:06You-femism?
08:07Is that a you-femism?
08:09It just rhymes, idiot.
08:10This could be the way out!
08:12Goddammit!
08:13It's so fucking tight.
08:14Pinching my bag and going right up my hole.
08:16Fuck!
08:17Dumbass packed me the wrong shorts.
08:19Those are Audrey's shorts.
08:21Yeah, no shit.
08:22They're riding right up my hole.
08:23Oh.
08:24Oh.
08:25There's a nice old lady staring at your sweet and juicy candy ass.
08:29Hey, big boy.
08:30You got barf written right across your arse?
08:33He sure does.
08:35Gladys, ignore her.
08:36Hello, Gladys.
08:38I guess I'm wearing pants.
08:40No, you're not.
08:40You ain't.
08:41Hey.
08:41I like those shorts.
08:42Take them, Gladys.
08:43They're my property now.
08:44Can I have my pants, please?
08:45Back off.
08:46I will tear the both of you apart.
08:49Oh, I've got the stamina.
08:51Believe me.
08:52Good to know.
08:53I can't wear these fucking things.
08:54You're fucking right, you can.
08:55Hey, Gladys, don't threaten me with a good time, my dear.
08:58Let's fucking go, boys!
09:01Taser!
09:01Oh, no, no, no, no.
09:03And fucking the ladies.
09:05Taser, why would you bring your kids to a work party?
09:06Just trying to be a better dad.
09:08You spend quality time, right, kids?
09:10Oh, that hurts!
09:12Well, it hurt me when you didn't take us for ice cream on the way here.
09:15Yeah, Taser, we're hungry.
09:16You taught us what gets said here.
09:18Your kids call you Taser?
09:20Remember, we talked about this.
09:21I'm your dad.
09:23You call me dad.
09:24Love you, babies.
09:25We're having fun!
09:27Oh!
09:28Good kids.
09:29You having fun, fun dad?
09:30Nice shorts.
09:32And now there's children here.
09:34It's too late.
09:37Hold steady.
09:38Here we go, baby.
09:39Oh, fuck yeah.
09:40You got it, Aude.
09:42A little higher.
09:43I got a knot.
09:44Guys, this isn't a fucking back massage.
09:46Oh, yeah.
09:48You feel good.
09:49Shit!
09:50Guys, you have to hoist me up.
09:52Okay.
09:53Giddy up.
09:54Here we go.
09:55Oh, my eyes!
09:56I don't know if you fit, man.
09:58Shit!
09:59Come on.
10:00Come on.
10:00Oh, fuck.
10:02I got to sit down.
10:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:06Easy, girl.
10:07You just need a little cloud cover.
10:09I'll take some, too.
10:17Oh, no!
10:18I have a contact eye.
10:20I've never done drugs before.
10:22There's no going back, man.
10:26Nice shorts, bag licker.
10:28You little ass.
10:30Those are Louboutins, and that might mean nothing to you, but...
10:33Those are nice for feet.
10:34Yes, they are.
10:34They're also expensive.
10:36Ah, mother!
10:38Okay.
10:39How about we do a trade here?
10:40Can I offer you some stuffed olives?
10:42Yeah, you can.
10:43Hopefully nobody's playing whack-a-dick over here.
10:45Pump and cricket.
10:46How ridiculous to look in these shorts, boys.
10:48Have you looked in the mirror?
10:50Easy there, tan man.
10:51Shut the fuck up, the men are still a stallion, okay?
10:54But, yeah, he's right.
10:54You look like fucking shit.
10:56Prick.
10:57Oh, well, fuck it.
10:58Eat these still rules, boys.
11:02I wonder where the fucking archery is.
11:07And Dewey.
11:09And Steph.
11:10No, that's a good point, backwards.
11:11Is someone else having a competing party?
11:13Does Gen Conk have a pool?
11:14Oh, I'm sure she'd just fill it with Prosecco and party foam and call it Genchella.
11:19Yeah, Conk stock.
11:20Homer, ghost particle?
11:22I'm off the dark web.
11:24My son's monitoring my internet usage.
11:26And no more energy drinks.
11:28But I'm feeling good.
11:29Life is good, right?
11:30Yes, drink it, Doc.
11:32Yeah, lemon shark bite.
11:34Tell us more.
11:35Three years old.
11:37My dad faked his own death to get out of parent-child support.
11:41Joke's on him.
11:43Found him in Regina with a whole other family.
11:45So, that's cool.
11:47I got stepbrothers.
11:48You guys heard of Kiss and Cousins?
11:49Oh, yeah.
11:50I can top that.
11:52I've only ever been with my wife.
11:54Oh, that's adorable.
11:55And she's only ever been with me.
11:57That's delusional.
11:58This is grim, guys.
12:00I'll never have the chance to do it.
12:03Do sex?
12:06Yeah, I do sex.
12:09You wear a shirt that says certified lover on it.
12:12It says certified panda lover.
12:14And I got it at the zoo.
12:16I wear it to be ironical.
12:18I do sex.
12:20I just can't wear socks.
12:21It gives me blisters.
12:22No, no, no, no.
12:23Don't do that.
12:24Don't do that.
12:24Oh, fuck.
12:25No, no, no, no, no.
12:26There's no circulation in here.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:29Oh, no.
12:30Oh, fuck.
12:30What a stink.
12:31I know, I know.
12:33My feet stink and my collarbone pops out.
12:36But I got excellent penmanship, man.
12:39Roach, rewind a little.
12:42I can't wear socks.
12:44It gives me blisters.
12:45Fast forward.
12:46I can't remember what I said.
12:47His collarbone pops out.
12:48Yeah, that's what I said.
12:51Up you go.
12:52Hop up, stink foot.
12:54What?
12:55Oh, yeah.
12:56Homer, YouTube says the Denver airport is a port of the hail.
13:00Now, do you think the horse statue there killed its own sculptor?
13:03That horse has a name, and it's Blucifer.
13:06Blucifer?
13:07Which I would explain to you if I was engaging, but I am not.
13:10Good for you, man.
13:11Stay strong.
13:12You got this, buddy.
13:13Yeah.
13:14What about them pigeons?
13:14You still think they're government drones?
13:16They're just birds, Taze.
13:18They're just birds.
13:18Yeah, they are.
13:19How about billionaire blood transfusions?
13:21Oh, guys, lay off them a little, huh?
13:23Is the earth flat?
13:23Is the moon hollow?
13:25Wait a second.
13:26Are you telling me that Marilyn Manson took out his own ribs so he could suck his own dick?
13:31I am on vacation.
13:35I celebrate the things I can control.
13:38Look here for you, Homer.
13:38Remove small obstacles to reach my goals.
13:41Just like Marilyn Manson.
13:43Because the men are a fucking genius.
13:45Yes.
13:46Genius.
13:46Maureen.
13:48That's enough, boys.
13:49Maureen.
13:51Don't you fucking fart in my face.
13:54Okay, just fucking go.
13:55Okay, okay, I'm going to keep pushing.
13:57Oh, take it.
13:58You're ripping my skin, man.
14:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
14:02Okay, we're stopping.
14:04Oh.
14:05Oh.
14:07Leonard, what's in your sub?
14:10Lettuce and vegan male.
14:12Don't you think about it.
14:14Already thought about it.
14:16The new Homer's just kind of weirding me out.
14:19It's not like the old Homer.
14:20He's no fun.
14:21Can we reboot him?
14:22What he's talking about?
14:23How are you talking shit about me?
14:23Busted.
14:24Yes.
14:25We just missed the guy who used to talk about UFOs and robot overlooks.
14:28My wife doesn't miss that guy, okay?
14:31What Maureen doesn't like is that you believe this stuff.
14:34It's hard not to believe in the Matrix when you're in it.
14:36Open your mouth, Theo!
14:38Whoa!
14:41You missed me, huh?
14:42You expect me to believe that chlorine is for germs?
14:45No!
14:46Here we go.
14:46It's for mind control!
14:48That's why all you shameful are so agreeable at parties!
14:51It's not the hot dogs!
14:53It's compliance gas!
14:55You've got to get over this, man.
14:57Chelsea!
14:58I need your laptop!
14:59Why?
15:00Why?
15:00What are you going to do?
15:01Fuck!
15:02You're a shit disturber.
15:04Yes, I am!
15:06Hey!
15:07Here we go.
15:10Here we go.
15:10Oh!
15:12Oh, we should have thought it was allowed to allow.
15:15I'm not going to eat the rest of that.
15:17Get him up, people.
15:18Okay, ready?
15:19One, two, three!
15:21Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:25It's on my cardboard!
15:26Oh, man!
15:28Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:34Oh!
15:35Oh!
15:35Can you get out?
15:36I'm totally fucking stuck, man!
15:39Okay, okay!
15:40Let's get him down!
15:41Okay!
15:43Oh!
15:43What? Oh, man, no!
15:49Homer, you know who's really behind chlorine? Big pharma.
15:52I need your support, okay? You're supposed to be helping me.
15:55From my perspective, Homer, you're doing good. You're vertical, dressed as a civilian.
15:59Sitting here in clothes is hardly aspirational.
16:01Would you like links to clothing?
16:03What?
16:03New summer inventory is being updated every hour.
16:06Homer, where the fuck did you find this guy?
16:08Someone in my group recommended him. I think he's in Texas or something.
16:11I have a virtual success rate of 98% and a 4.95 star rating.
16:16I'm expecting a five star from you, partner.
16:19Did he just get a Texas accent?
16:22Yeah, he did.
16:24Hold on a second.
16:25Hey, Kim, tell me a haiku where the first letter of each line spells the word cat, but do it
16:30in a cockney accent.
16:31Close doors are the truth. Aliens run the bake sales. Tinfoil hats, sold out.
16:38God damn it, he's an AI!
16:40What? Really? I thought it was pretty good.
16:43No, no, I got duped. And you know what? I want a refund, you robotic fuck.
16:46Homer, I never told you I'm human. Read our terms of service.
16:50I am authorized to sign you up for a two-year non-refundable subscription.
16:56And I did.
16:58Fuck!
16:59Call back any time, Homer. You look stressed.
17:02Enough of this shit.
17:04Fuck yourself.
17:04Come with me. Right now.
17:07Fuck, man.
17:10You're going to that pool, Homer.
17:12You need to end this conspiracy loop.
17:13You tell them, booty shorts.
17:15You can call me booty shorts all you want, but I'm standing here in front of y'all.
17:19Dick and nuts.
17:21Fighting over that last gasp of air.
17:22You know what?
17:24They both lost.
17:25I don't even fucking care.
17:26What I do care about is you, Homer.
17:28No one's going to abduct you again.
17:30The pyramids are just stone triangles.
17:32And a muamua is just a giant space rock.
17:35Get over it.
17:37Now hold my hand.
17:38No chance.
17:39I don't have eye or ear protection.
17:41I don't want pulmonary edema or chronic bronchitis.
17:43Homer, hold my fucking hand.
17:45I'm not holding your fucking hand.
17:47I'll hold whatever you like.
17:49Short shorts.
17:50And you, the other fella, stop being such a little biatch.
17:54Let's get in the fucking pool.
17:58I think everybody should do whatever the fucking Gladys says.
18:01I like Gladys.
18:03Homer.
18:04Homer.
18:05That's what's going on.
18:06I'm not doing it.
18:06I'm not doing it.
18:07Yes, you are doing it.
18:09Homer.
18:10It's not happening.
18:10It's not happening.
18:11Homer.
18:12It's not happening.
18:13Homer.
18:14Homer.
18:15Homer.
18:16Homer.
18:17Come on, Homer.
18:18Take the hand.
18:19Homer.
18:20Homer.
18:20I can't.
18:20I can't.
18:22Come on, Homer.
18:23You can do this.
18:24You got this.
18:26You can do it.
18:27There you go.
18:28Yeah.
18:44I get it.
19:13I can feel my power draining away.
19:17We're all dying.
19:17We're all dying.
19:21Power.
19:22Guys, the only way to stop the heat pumping is to cut the power and trip the breaker.
19:26It might electrocute you.
19:28It's 220 volts.
19:29But you use your right hand and hold your left arm against your body.
19:32The colonel will ground out through your feet and won't pass through your left arm, frying
19:35your heart.
19:35Up to it, Leonard.
19:37Electrician and engineer both start with E. That's close enough.
19:40Come on, Leonard.
19:42Tell my wife I love her since the moment I laid eyes on her.
19:44Cut that fucking wire.
19:46Cut the wire.
19:47I know it.
19:55The door sticks.
19:57No, it doesn't.
20:00What?
20:01I'm serious.
20:02Marcus, you angel!
20:03I will live to do sex, Marcus!
20:07Give the fuck off me!
20:09How did you find this?
20:10Noble Manny called.
20:11Told me to say, Leonard, you suck.
20:14You really don't sweat.
20:18Hey!
20:19Fuck off, man.
20:22Get some water.
20:23Put it in.
20:24Wake up.
20:25There we go.
20:26Oh, you're here.
20:27You're here.
20:27Kids are so cute it makes me want to have more.
20:29500 for the pair.
20:30I'm a good fart.
20:31No more beers and definitely no more kids.
20:33You're paying for the cab.
20:34Let's go.
20:34I'm right in the trunk then if you wanted to.
20:37Good luck, boys.
20:38Thanks, guys.
20:39God.
20:39Oh, my Jesus.
20:41You're all red and rashy.
20:42You've got a chlorine allergy?
20:44No.
20:44I think they're relief hives.
20:46Couples with burning tears of pride.
20:48Well, you faced down the chlorine demon and won.
20:50Yeah.
20:50There's chlorine in tap water.
20:52Yeah, and this fucker takes 20 minute showers.
20:54I'm a little crazy.
20:55You are a little crazy.
20:56And we love you for her.
20:57Chelsea, thanks for the awesome party.
20:59Anything else we can do before we leave?
21:01Place looks pretty good, I think.
21:02Nope.
21:03I've already called the cleaners.
21:04Oh, but please, never wear those again.
21:08Richard Simmons is rolling over in his grave.
21:10Come on.
21:10I'll get you some calamine lotion.
21:11I can't see.
21:12Is that a bad thing?
21:12Hey, booty shorts.
21:14That was a nice moment you had with your little friends.
21:17Here's your pants.
21:19Washed and pressed.
21:20You washed my pants?
21:21What do they smell or something?
21:22Do I look like the sort of person who goes around sniffing people's pants?
21:26No.
21:27Well, I am.
21:29Next time, bring your dad over.
21:31He is a rig.
21:33Oh, a real dilf.
21:36Okay.
21:36Didn't know you knew my dad.
21:37I don't.
21:38Yes.
21:39I'll tell him you said hi.
21:40Tell him to bring his laundry.
21:42Smell good, thanks.
21:44Oh, my God.
21:44He's raw.
21:45Like a fetus.
21:46Aqua.
21:48Take him to the medic.
21:49Hotter.
21:50Hotter.
21:51Hey, you got me that sandwich.
21:53You rubbed it all over you, man.
21:56Get the move in her eye.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:00I'll chase you.
22:01Get the fuck off.
22:02Get the fuck off.
22:03I hate you today.
22:05I swear to God, I better not have to push this van again, Homer.
22:07Relax.
22:08I got the alternator fixed.
22:09Yeah, you said that last time.
22:11Six fucking blocks.
22:12You got a free leg workout.
22:13You're welcome.
22:15What's that smell?
22:17Heartbreak.
22:18Dried up dick tears.
22:20We're getting you back to work tomorrow.
22:22I'll find the money.
22:24Thank fuck.
22:30Okay, I lied.
22:31I didn't get the alternator fixed.
22:33Slow boost.
22:35Please.
22:37Fuck.
22:37Thanks, Conch.
22:38Sorry, buddy.
22:42Push.
22:44Come on.
22:44Put your legs into it.
22:46Is the fucking handbrake on or what?
22:48It's in neutral.
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