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The Trades S03E04 (2026)
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00:01Have you seen Chelsea? Nakamura? Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea! Chels! Hey! So, I think that we should try something new for
00:14the Save the Whales Day.
00:15Okay, we usually do the charity golf tournament and no one complains. I know, that's because everyone finds it too
00:20boring for words.
00:22You mean you're too bored? That's correct, I find it boring. I don't mind being the whistleblower here.
00:26What's your idea? Okay, photo calendar. Our employees, but in very flattering lighting, obviously, we sell it. Boom! Money for
00:37whales.
00:38Like a firefighter calendar? Yeah, tasteful, classy. You haven't organized anything since your dog's quinceanera.
00:44No, but I learned a lot from that. Fine. If it keeps you out of my office, off email, and
00:49away from anything that'll concuss you, I call that a win. For me.
00:52Yes. You won't regret it, Chelsea. Promise. Oh, bar is so low, Jen.
00:57I know! I know, so low! It's basically in the Earth's core, Jen.
01:01Yeah, but that's where the diamonds are made, baby!
01:08So, for our annual Save the Whales fundraiser this year, we're doing something a little outside the box.
01:14We are going to make a photo calendar that is going to showcase 12 of our employees.
01:20I'm calling it Hard Hat Hotties.
01:25This is what I came back for, okay?
01:27Why only 12 employees?
01:30Because there's 12 months in a calendar year, genius.
01:33How is this fundraising?
01:35Whales don't care how we raise funds, Janet. They just want to swim. That's what fish do.
01:39What happened to the golf tournament? I bought a new glove and a pair of spikes.
01:42We're switching things up this year, Todd.
01:44But the golf tournament is the only day of the year we can be day drunk and get paid for
01:48it.
01:50So we're going to unveil the cover this weekend at that janky gross bar you people love so much.
01:56Chelsea, can we get that inflatable orca set up right up front the venue?
02:00It's an inflatable whale shark, but who cares about accuracy, right?
02:04Nerd.
02:04I've done a bit of catalog work before. What kind of looksie going for?
02:07Yeah, right. Problem.
02:09Editorial, mostly.
02:10Totally. Um, treats people just doing their job, you know, but spicy.
02:15Yeah, because nothing sells calendars like Roach's sweaty ass crack, right, Jenny?
02:19Good to have you back, Homer.
02:20Are our clothes, like, on or off?
02:22On! This is a work event. You must wear proper safety gear.
02:27I mean, whales don't wear clothes, so I'm thinking, like, clothing optional?
02:31What kind of a backdoor argument is that?
02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:35What?
02:37Everyone's clothes staying on!
02:39Let's just say that I agree to model for this.
02:43What's to stop someone from using my picture to do nasty stuff?
02:48No one is jerking off to you, Janet. Let's make that very clear right here, right now.
02:51This is about something bigger than ourselves, right?
02:56Orcas.
02:56Whale sharks.
02:57I don't care.
02:58Okay, if anyone actually wants to participate, sign the sheet.
03:01If not, no biggie.
03:03Get back to work.
03:03And remember, this is voluntary.
03:05Strongly encouraged.
03:07Voluntary.
03:08See you there.
03:09Free will.
03:10Free your willy.
03:10No means no.
03:11Not really.
03:12You're my employee.
03:14I'm ready.
03:16Well, people are constantly staring at my fart blaster all day anyways.
03:20Someone ought to make some money out of it.
03:22Yeah.
03:24Or the whales!
03:26What do you think, Audrey?
03:28You're going to sign up?
03:29You have such an interesting look.
03:32Like a gal who cleans her own wounds with vodka.
03:37Well, I think I'm here to be a carpenter, not a calendar model.
03:40Well, it's for charity.
03:41Well, if we were doing a raffle or a blood drive like every other refinery, I'd show up for that.
03:46Like a blood drive for whales?
03:48What?
03:48No.
03:49For people.
03:50I didn't think that whale to human transfusions were even possible.
03:53Like, what are you picturing?
03:54A whale hooked up to like a giant IV?
03:56I mean, so much blood.
03:58Audrey, if you're looking to get out of this, and I fully support that, we need someone who can blow
04:02up the inflatable whale.
04:03Done.
04:03Oh, hey, she'd rather blow Shamu than get her picture taken.
04:08You like that?
04:09You can help her.
04:12Fuck.
04:15You will not pressure, coerce, or guilt anyone to participate.
04:19Fine.
04:20Totally.
04:21Done.
04:25Whales will die, Todd.
04:28Fuck, you're the G.S.
04:29If you don't do it, nobody will.
04:31Nope.
04:31I've worked here long enough to know how these things go.
04:34I'm not dropping my pants.
04:35Nobody needs to see that.
04:37Were you worried about that whole thing there?
04:38Because we can crop it.
04:40Or, you know, we can free new elbows up.
04:42AI does amazing things now.
04:48What do you want?
04:49What?
04:49To do it.
04:50Because I'm not above bribery.
04:52I'm not above being bribed.
04:55Double time, OT meal.
04:58Dying pizza?
04:59Chicken parmesan.
05:00Chicken parmesan?
05:01Oh, who the fuck do we think we are?
05:02Mariah Carey?
05:03And dessert.
05:05Lava cake.
05:06You greedy little bitch.
05:12Fine.
05:13Just get them to sign up.
05:15You got it, boss.
05:20Listen up!
05:21Can everybody shut up for a minute?
05:23Who wants Friday afternoon off?
05:25Double time pay?
05:27Chicken parmesan OT meal to do this dumbass calendar.
05:30Yeah, fucking right.
05:31Chicken parmesan for everyone?
05:33Jesus.
05:34Come on, if I'm doing this, you guys fucking are.
05:36Chicken parm, people.
05:37Throwing some garlic balls.
05:38So this isn't the Olive Garden stuff?
05:41Fine, garlic balls.
05:42Jeez.
05:43Yo, what's up?
05:44She said garlic balls.
05:45Oh, that was my nickname in high school.
05:48Because of how it smelled.
05:49Wow.
05:50We have that full facial coupon and the free arm wax.
05:53We're in.
05:53We'll do it.
05:54Anyone else?
05:55Nice.
05:55All right, you want an Aztec and move product?
05:57Taser's your man.
05:58I see myself as Mr. April.
05:59Okay.
06:00That's what I'm talking about.
06:02Maybe even a Mr. May.
06:03I'll do it.
06:04Sign me up twice, man.
06:07Screw it.
06:08Screw it.
06:08Hey.
06:09What are you guys doing?
06:11Hey.
06:11Let's quit the noises.
06:12Uh.
06:13Apparently I gotta do this calendar crap.
06:15Be a leader.
06:16Set an example.
06:16Blah, blah, blah.
06:17Right, right.
06:19You want tips on training or something?
06:21From you?
06:22What a joke.
06:23Look at this.
06:23It's fucking steel.
06:24Well.
06:25Maybe.
06:26Really?
06:27Shit.
06:28Well, I don't know.
06:29You should probably talk to Marcus about it.
06:30But first things first, you gotta lose the form in 15.
06:33Then you gotta want it, brother.
06:34And you gotta want it bad.
06:35You gotta want it more than bread.
06:37Nope.
06:37You gotta want it more than beer.
06:38Nope.
06:38You gotta want it more than joy itself.
06:40This is gonna fucking suck.
06:42Yep.
06:42It will fucking suck.
06:43It's gonna suck worse than the biggest, greasiest, dirtiest dick you've ever seen in your life.
06:47And you're gonna suck it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
06:49Oh, yeah?
06:49Yes.
06:50And you're gonna enjoy it.
06:51I'll do what it takes.
06:52Training begins now.
06:54Let's go.
06:54When he pukes, you clean it.
07:00Run up them fucking stairs like you never run up anything!
07:02You're not a fucking electrician!
07:03You're a fucking type!
07:04I never got anything!
07:056 a.m. was a part of the deal, man.
07:07Now there was greatness.
07:08Now get low!
07:09Go so low, you blow your collar right out of your rightness!
07:11I think I just did!
07:12God, shut yourself!
07:16Dang it!
07:16You left!
07:17Really, you dig like you're digging in the couch for the last two bucks!
07:20I ain't no quitting you, Todd Stools!
07:21What the fuck are you doing?!
07:23Get whippin'!
07:29Sucker!
07:31Discipline and focus at all times!
07:34Do not eat that!
07:36One with hunger!
07:37Put the fuck out of them!
07:39Fucking facts!
07:40All the fucking guts out of them!
07:52What the fuck?!
07:53You're cheating!
07:54Fuck it!
07:55God!
07:55What the fuck?!
07:59You're cheating!
08:00It was the team!
08:03Mitch, what are you talking about?
08:04Rocks, man!
08:05Rocks!
08:06That's it!
08:07Hello, talent!
08:08What the hell is this?
08:08I hired him!
08:09He's our photographer!
08:10You hired Dewey?
08:12Uh-huh!
08:12What are his qualifications?
08:14Well, number one, he owns a camera, and yep, that is 90% of the job.
08:19Honestly, I can't even think of what the other 10% would be, so I guess that might be a
08:22pole job.
08:23Yeah, it's gonna be a trademark.
08:24What are you thinking?
08:24I'm gonna scout the plant, look for some shadows that hit the cement in a way that, you know, speaks
08:28to me.
08:31Oh, we are gonna make some magic.
08:35He's an artiste!
08:36Mwah!
08:37My fartiest!
08:42She said she'd be here.
08:43Um, she did throw a piece of bologna at me at the same time, so it could...
08:46Alright.
08:47Good girl follows, Jim.
08:49Okay, you know what?
08:49How are you with props?
08:51I'm a fuckin' pro, Dewey.
08:53I have a friend for you.
08:56And...
08:57You know what?
08:58I think he's hungry, Steph.
08:59I think he's a hungry little fella.
09:01Why don't we...
09:01Why don't we give him a little nibble, huh?
09:03There we go.
09:05Yeah, he's got an appetite.
09:06Oh, he likes it.
09:08Yes.
09:09Oh, yes.
09:10Very nice, Steph.
09:11Yeah, oh, he's a hungry little boy.
09:13He appreciates it, Steph.
09:14Okay, this fuckin' stew, but I'm done.
09:19Chicken parm.
09:21Mmm.
09:22You didn't wanna eat that after the shoot, Roach?
09:25No, I'm good, man.
09:26Okay, I can do this.
09:28I can do this.
09:28Yeah.
09:28Okay.
09:30Okay, I need you to focus, though, Roach.
09:32I need you to focus, okay?
09:33Okay.
09:33Now, on the parm, on me.
09:37Okay.
09:38This is how they do in the magazine.
09:40Probably.
09:40I think.
09:41I read it once.
09:41I gotta show off my new nails.
09:43So, these are new.
09:44Oh.
09:44Catch those.
09:44Mine are cute, too.
09:45Okay.
09:46Or something.
09:46I'm zooming in.
09:47I'm zooming in, lady.
09:48That's it, okay?
09:49Big mama.
09:50Big mama.
09:50Big mama.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52Yeah, I want you to open that big mama booty.
09:54Hi.
09:55Big mama booty.
09:56Big mama booty.
09:57Big mama booty.
09:58That's it.
09:59That's the shot.
10:00Yes.
10:01Old Darth Welder in the house.
10:02Oh, I'm feeling some sparks down south at this weld van.
10:05Are you sure that you have never done this before?
10:09Because...
10:09I got more gas in the tank.
10:11I want to give you guys some options.
10:12We like options.
10:13Okay.
10:13What if I, uh, wear my welding helmet on my junk with this, till I imply danger?
10:19Someone's got some skin in the game.
10:21Ooh.
10:21We're gonna go that route, Taze.
10:23I think we need a pop a button.
10:25Ooh.
10:26Okay.
10:26We're just gonna do a little, just a little shushing.
10:29Taze with the blades.
10:30There we go.
10:31Oh, but Taze, I think we gotta have to see the hair flowing.
10:34Show me that mane.
10:35Oh, yeah.
10:36You're a warrior.
10:37Time to do art.
10:39Let's do it.
10:41Here we go.
10:42Grinders!
10:43Oh!
10:44Yeah!
10:46Turn up!
10:47Oh!
10:48Hey!
10:49Beautiful, Taze.
10:50Oh!
10:54Okay.
10:55Nice.
10:57Yeah?
10:58Okay.
10:59Nice.
10:59Now, if you could just pop that belt open, give us a little summer tease.
11:03What?
11:03My pants?
11:05Why?
11:05Crack it open a little bit, you know?
11:06You're Mr. July.
11:07It's supposed to be hot outside, right?
11:09Give us a little humid dance, you know?
11:11I know this was gonna be those kind of pictures.
11:14Hey!
11:14Oh, fuck.
11:15Here comes the pants patrol.
11:17You cannot, under any circumstance, pressure an employee to take off his clothes.
11:21Look, you trusted me to run this fundraiser, so just let me.
11:25We are not making anyone uncomfortable, right?
11:28Marcus?
11:29You're fine, right?
11:31Tell Chelsea that you're fine.
11:32He's not gonna tell you the truth.
11:34You're the boss.
11:35You don't get the power dynamic at play here.
11:37Marcus, has Ms. Conk, or Dewey, done anything at this company event to make you feel uncomfortable?
11:43Well, my knees hurt, and I don't love that my aunt's definitely gonna see this.
11:48But it's been... fine.
11:50See, you can't fake that kind of praise.
11:52Up to you, Marcus.
11:53Yeah.
11:55Up to you, Marcus.
11:56It is a bit chilly.
11:59I'm gonna head in for a snack, is that okay?
12:01Come on down.
12:02You know, Taser didn't mind the breeze.
12:05He said it makes his nipples pop.
12:07Huh?
12:07That's a professional.
12:08Watch it, Dewey.
12:09I can't fire her, but I can fire you.
12:10Just three-hire you.
12:12I heard that.
12:13Finally!
12:14Safe space again!
12:16Now, just walk in, Judge.
12:18That's helpful.
12:19Beep!
12:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:23Perfect.
12:24Take it off.
12:26Are we waiting for anybody else, or...?
12:28Nope. Just you and me, Team Blowhole.
12:30Yeah.
12:30Yeah, we've been entrusted with the great honor of blowing this bad boy up.
12:33Yeah, in here.
12:35You wanna haul this outside and blow it?
12:36No, Audrey, I don't wanna fucking do this anywhere.
12:38It's stupid, it's a lame-ass, giant-ass pool toy.
12:42I've got so much other shit I'd rather and can be doing, so...
12:45Oh yeah, like what?
12:47Doomscrolling?
12:48Ghosting people?
12:49Calling your mom?
12:50I love my mom.
12:51This is what's wrong with your generation.
12:53Loving my mom?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah, no, cause you think you're above this task.
12:56Fuck, who isn't?
12:58Get blowing!
12:59Clock hits four, I hit the door.
13:02You're just gonna stand there?
13:03Blow it or suck it, whatever your preference.
13:04Yeah, get your hair dryer.
13:06I miss Jimmy already.
13:09Appreciate you, bro.
13:10I feel good.
13:11Good.
13:12I mean, you still look like a piece of shit, but you did everything you could.
13:14What?
13:16Psst.
13:18Has the boys ever heard of smizing?
13:20No one has heard of smizing, Homer.
13:22What the fuck is it?
13:23Do I got a apprentice for it?
13:24Smizing?
13:25It's when you smile with your eyes, but not your mouth.
13:28Smile with your whole face?
13:29That's amateur clown shit.
13:33Behold.
13:34So fucking, what is this fucking shit?
13:41Are you fucking with us, Homer, or...?
13:43No.
13:44I did some modeling as a child.
13:46Holy shit?
13:46I was the face of a major soda pop brand.
13:49You guys remember the, uh, Chug It Kid?
13:51Shut up!
13:52No fucking way!
13:52That's you?!
13:53No way!
13:53Oh my god, do it right now!
13:55Do it!
13:55I did years of therapy to get over that, okay?
13:57Do it.
13:58I can't do it!
13:58Do it, or you're fired again.
14:01Ch-ch-ch-chug it!
14:03That is awesome!
14:04That was you!
14:05I did billboards, bus stops, even did a short run of urinal cakes, but parents didn't
14:10think it was appropriate to be pissing on a child's face.
14:14Teach me, Homer.
14:14Teach him.
14:15This is a different life.
14:17Different times.
14:19Fucking don't turn your back on us now, Homer.
14:21I gave it all up for the glitz and glamour of Weldon boys.
14:25Chug It Kid.
14:25All right.
14:26I'll help.
14:27Listen up.
14:28Yes.
14:29You gotta seduce the camera.
14:31How?
14:32Always be moving them.
14:33Get the legs in.
14:34Loosen them.
14:34Yes, Todd!
14:35Come on, get moving!
14:36Get moving, Ed!
14:36You wanna give the camera different facial expressions, okay?
14:39Yes.
14:39That's not with a smile.
14:40With your teeth.
14:41Smile, Todd!
14:42Show off those pearly whites!
14:43Come on!
14:44Yes!
14:44You're happy!
14:45But then, wait a minute.
14:47Who died?
14:48Who died?
14:49Who died?
14:49Everyone.
14:50Sad face.
14:51Everyone died, Todd.
14:52You look high.
14:52But wait.
14:53What do you see out there?
14:54Is that your best friend fucking your cousin?
14:58No, no.
14:58It's your cousin Greg.
15:00Your best friend.
15:01Look at him.
15:01Fucking your cousin Greg.
15:03You're mad at him, Todd!
15:04Not me.
15:04Greg.
15:05But wait.
15:06What's that in the distance?
15:07Over here, Todd.
15:08What is it?
15:09Towards me!
15:10Right there.
15:10There it is.
15:11It's a 12-point elk.
15:13Ooh.
15:14You reach back.
15:15Ooh, clobber it.
15:16No, you're not gonna clobber it.
15:17No, you're gonna...
15:17You've got a quiver of arrows.
15:19You're a sexy-ass hunter.
15:21You're gonna draw the arrow.
15:23And then...
15:24load the bow.
15:27And then...
15:28fire it.
15:29Oh!
15:30What just fell?
15:31The elk.
15:32Ah!
15:32Drop the peach!
15:33Get down!
15:33Grab the peach, Todd!
15:34Get your ass up!
15:35Ass up!
15:36And look at me, Todd!
15:38On eye contact!
15:39Flex it!
15:40Down the dog!
15:41I can't do this!
15:42I should never agree to this shit!
15:43What?!
15:43Just calm down.
15:44Listen, the man is fucking hangry.
15:45He hasn't eaten anything in goddamn 3D.
15:47Whoa, whoa, whoa!
15:48Hey!
15:48Are you fucking high?!
15:49You can't eat before a shoot!
15:51You're gonna blow like a blowfish!
15:52Showtime, dude.
15:53My lights are high.
15:55Are you boys ready?
15:56No!
15:56You're ready!
15:57Greatest first lesson I've ever had!
15:58Get out there!
15:59Get out there!
16:00You will never be more ready!
16:02How much money did you make doing those commercials?
16:03None.
16:04My mom owns an island in Belize.
16:10Yeah, uh, this is gonna take fucking forever.
16:14Yes, it is.
16:15Which is why we have mandatory breaks.
16:18What the hell happened to all that,
16:20oh, this is what's wrong with your generation bullshit?
16:22You're only like two years younger than you, right?
16:24Really?
16:25I thought you just had your 13th birthday last month.
16:26Ha ha!
16:27Ha ha ha!
16:28Ha ha ha ha!
16:30Seniority means I nap first.
16:32Goodnight.
16:35Fuck!
16:37Shit!
16:40Oh, yeah.
16:42In a safe space, toddler.
16:43Your lighting's garbage.
16:44Everyone's gonna look like they got fucking jaundice.
16:47Are you telling me how to do my job?
16:49No, Dewey.
16:51I'm telling you how to not ruin a good photo.
16:53Hey, chop chop, boys. Time is money.
16:55I have just the inspiration for this.
16:58Bend the joints.
16:58Bend the joints, Todd.
16:59There you go.
17:00Yeah, all right.
17:01Over the shoulder, Todd.
17:02No, no.
17:03Towards the camera.
17:04Smart, boy.
17:05Yeah.
17:06There you go.
17:06Chin up.
17:07Use the strap.
17:09Now look.
17:10On the ground in front of you.
17:12There's that same old peach.
17:13You remember that peach, Todd.
17:14Grab that peach.
17:15Grab the peach.
17:16Yeah, take a bite.
17:22Oh, wait.
17:23Oh, gross.
17:24There you go.
17:25What's that white substance?
17:26Oh, no.
17:27A deer was using it as a cum rag.
17:29Throw that peach away.
17:29Throw it away.
17:30Gross.
17:31Wait.
17:31There's something wrong.
17:32Your body.
17:33Shaky.
17:34That was cursed cum.
17:37All of a sudden, your hands are hooves.
17:40Glorious hooves.
17:40You're a majestic steed.
17:42I want to hear you nay, Todd.
17:43Nay.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Nay.
17:46Nay louder.
17:48Whoa.
17:49The wind is blowing in your hair.
17:50And then you see it ahead of you.
17:52There's the elk.
17:52You remember the elk, Todd.
17:54You missed it last time, didn't you?
17:55Now reach back.
17:56Flex.
17:57Pull up the arrow.
17:58Good.
17:59And blow the bow.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Chin up.
18:08What the fuck?
18:09Rickett, are you there?
18:11Hold on, buddy.
18:12We've got it.
18:13And.
18:13Fire it.
18:14Release.
18:15Bam.
18:15You got it.
18:17Oh, there's my December.
18:21What the fuck?
18:22Oh.
18:23Good work, kiddo.
18:27Woo!
18:30Okay, guys.
18:31It is time to reveal our calendar.
18:34Some people said that my idea was unprofessional.
18:37And that it blurred ethical lines.
18:39You'll see.
18:41I'm not wrong.
18:42Because it wasn't, it did.
18:43To me, this has always just been about hope.
18:46You know, for us and for our animal friends, from the mammals to the whales.
18:51So, let's raise a glass, open our wallets, and remember that for every calendar that you buy, an orca is
19:00so thankful.
19:01And probably releases one of those cloudy white squirts.
19:06I mean, we're not going to see it because it happens underwater, but it's happening.
19:11Okay.
19:12Stop.
19:13Sorry.
19:14Okay.
19:14All right.
19:15Let's go.
19:17Nice.
19:18Oh!
19:18Nice work!
19:20Oh!
19:20Steady!
19:21Steady!
19:22Steady boss!
19:24Oh, my God!
19:25I don't remember posing with a dire wolf.
19:27Okay.
19:27Moving on to February.
19:30Steady!
19:30Steady!
19:31Oh, my God!
19:32Hi, Steady!
19:33We are such snacks!
19:34Remember Big Mama?
19:35It's payday, Team Con.
19:36Let's open up Big Mama.
19:38I got a cat for somebody with that bad boy.
19:40Looking good, Bert.
19:41Oh, Janet!
19:42Nice duck face, Janet.
19:43Nice fuck face, Homer.
19:46You are my Victorian duckling, Janet.
19:48That's weird.
19:49Moving on.
19:50Nice one, Janet.
19:51Mark your guy!
19:53Steady photoshopped!
19:54That's right, it ain't.
19:55I got you, bro.
19:57And...
19:58Hey, that looks like me, man.
20:00That is you.
20:00That is me, man.
20:02I had to paint out all the tomato sauce on your face.
20:04Kinda looks like my uncle, too.
20:05No Malone.
20:06Oh!
20:07That looks like Cousin Greg.
20:08What the fucking doing?
20:10I was supposed to be a werewolf.
20:11I need way more fucking hair than that.
20:12No, this is the amount of hair we agreed on.
20:14Not at all.
20:15I got more hair on my right ball.
20:17And?
20:18Moving on.
20:20It's Mr. June!
20:21What the hell is that?
20:22What the fuck?
20:23Stoolie's got a horse body and a giant horse cock?
20:25Centaur!
20:26Get it right.
20:27And I gave Todd actual abs.
20:29Look, my work speaks for itself.
20:31Fucking weird juice.
20:34A little early again, Janet.
20:35Oh.
20:36All right.
20:37So our cover model for the first annual cock calendar is...
20:41Janet?
20:42What?!
20:43Okay!
20:44Yes!
20:45Yes!
20:45No, Janet!
20:46Now is the time to do the drum roll.
20:49Oh.
20:50Hey.
20:56Whoa!
20:57That's me!
20:58Oh, yeah!
20:59This is horrible.
21:00Fuck this.
21:01We skipped wing night for this?
21:03I gotta get another fucking drink.
21:06Go get it!
21:07Go get it!
21:08Fernie.
21:09Beer me.
21:10Now.
21:10Oh, my God, Stool.
21:12I'd say your abs went on vacation.
21:14Didn't leave a note.
21:15Fuck off, Fern.
21:16When was the last time you did a sit-up?
21:17Accepting your past your prime is half the battle.
21:20Yeah?
21:20You sure you've accepted it?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Yeah, I fucking accepted it.
21:25And you can accept this.
21:26Happy to sign up for you, too.
21:28Dear dickhead.
21:29Go fuck you.
21:30He's gonna wipe my ass.
21:32Hey.
21:32Hey.
21:33I think you look great, by the way.
21:34Thanks.
21:35You look good, too.
21:36What'd you think of the horse cock?
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:38Not a fan, but my friend might be.
21:39Get over here.
21:40Really?
21:40Yeah.
21:41Hi.
21:42She knows your dipshit, but she's into that.
21:44Thanks for that.
21:45Yeah, that's fine.
21:45I guess I kinda know.
21:47What up, horse cock?
21:48What's up, werewolf man?
21:49Hey, show me this calendar.
21:50I don't have enough hair, but I actually think I look pretty good.
21:52Me, too.
21:52It's smooth and sexy.
21:54You look great.
21:55Oh.
21:57Oh, oh, oh.
21:58Real funny.
21:59Two slag, please.
22:02There we go.
22:03You're gonna have to tell Todd eventually that you're hooking up with the werewolf.
22:07Oh.
22:08Oh.
22:09I mean, do I?
22:11It just sucks.
22:18We've only sold 15 of these.
22:20And Fernie, the bartender, bought three of them.
22:22Yeah, I know.
22:23But, uh, you're not factoring in word of mouth, uh, friends and family, bribes.
22:28No one's gonna buy this thing, Jen.
22:30Fine.
22:31What are you doing?
22:34How many orcas does 20 grand save?
22:38Okay.
22:38You can't just make this out to whales.
22:40Why not?
22:41Plus, you spelled it wrong.
22:42That's the country.
22:43Good night, ladies.
22:45Anyone gonna eat this?
22:46It's gonna spoil if not.
22:47I'm taking it.
22:48That would be a shower.
22:49Yeah, but you have to pay for the calendar.
22:50It's our fee!
22:52See?
22:53They had a great night.
22:55All right, Chelsea, let's not forget that Conk is my company.
22:59Okay?
23:00Get your own shell.
23:04Whales again.
23:13Working hard, boys?
23:14There he is.
23:15Last week was a write-off.
23:16We gotta double time it.
23:17Oh, check it out.
23:17It's cock o' clock.
23:19Check out Roger the penis pipe.
23:21Hello, little forest animals.
23:22Would you like to smoke some cock?
23:24Backwards with the hammer cocks?
23:26You're getting rained on by a couple whale cocks.
23:28Anyone know who drew these?
23:29Janet.
23:30Think she's only ever seen one dick.
23:32What a waste of time this was.
23:34What are you talking about?
23:35Dewey gave you a stellar AI horse cock and Janet gave you another.
23:38Yeah, double-dicker.
23:39Those cocky-los.
23:40Multi-cock.
23:41One for pleasure, one for pissing.
23:42All right, back to work, you fox.
23:44Cock-a-saurus Rex.
23:45You need this.
23:50Cute.
23:52You're a great one.
23:52Y'all Mae Hr.
23:52Worry.
23:53Thanks for buying that.
23:53You're a great one.
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