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00:01Oh my God!
00:03Ah, what crazy was that?
00:05So we're back in the workroom and I think everyone's feeling kind of shook.
00:08It's just so weird that someone's already gone home.
00:11This is real.
00:13I'm the UK's Porkchop, love you, friends for life, Gothi.
00:17Give it up for Gothi!
00:20Our first casualty, Porkchop.
00:23She was the first eliminated on season one of Drag Race US.
00:26Now Gothi's a national icon as well.
00:28She was so nice, I was in absolute tears.
00:30I didn't want to lose either of you.
00:33She was like a little doll, I just wanted to mother her.
00:35She was so sweet.
00:37So sweet, so cute, but sorry, someone had to go.
00:41Right, I guess I should do the honours, right?
00:43Bye Gothi!
00:45The body's not even cold yet, come on.
00:48Right, let's sit down because I want to get this wig off.
00:51My head is hurting.
00:52I'm so happy that I've won the first lip seat.
00:55I felt like I was performing at the back, I was living my best life.
00:58I was like, work big!
01:01I've been in this work room ten minutes and already all I can hear is Cheryl, Cheryl, Cheryl.
01:06I don't know how long I'm going to be able to put up with this.
01:08Do you know what?
01:09This has lit a fire under my arse, getting that close to the bottom.
01:12Whatever comes, I'm going to kill it.
01:15Strong words, girl, strong words.
01:18Cheryl, you're a really nice girl, but I'm the winner, love.
01:20So there's no competition here.
01:23We'll see.
01:25The competition has now started.
01:27Bitches beware!
01:29Well, we're all here to play a game.
01:30We all want to win.
01:31Yeah.
01:31The shite is going to rise to the top of the surface.
01:35I won the first challenge, I'm so proud of myself.
01:38We're going to find out people's true colours.
01:42And the Queen, of course.
01:45Dear.
01:49It's a new day in the work room.
01:50I survived elimination.
01:52The fact I'm keeping up with these other girls is nuts.
01:55Like, I've been doing this for five minutes.
01:57You all good?
01:58How are you feeling?
01:59I'm a mate.
01:59Look, I've got my back!
02:03I'm wearing my Ru Peter badge, feels absolutely amazing.
02:06I won.
02:06I'm telling the girls I rule the roost.
02:08And I'm going to sell it on eBay in five years.
02:12So, what do you think we've all got in store today?
02:14I mean, we need to thin out the numbers like Davina's hair's thinning out.
02:19Let's just be safe to say that this week, we're all going to fucking bring it.
02:23Bring it to your mum's house. Mum's house.
02:24So, do a little Power Ranger moment.
02:36Her Majesty that already had herses.
02:39Ooh, Mary.
02:41As my old friend Master Bates once said, it's imperative that the UK's first drag race superstar honour the crest
02:50of charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.
02:53Even if she's not a big fan of the Lady Rose.
02:58Ooh!
03:01Lady Rose!
03:02Ooh!
03:02Or like a fanny.
03:04Like a fanny.
03:04Yeah, like a fanny.
03:05It's all going to dress as vaginas then.
03:09Hello, hello, hello!
03:10Hello, hello, hello!
03:12Hello, hello, hello, hello!
03:14Ladies, one thing I've noticed since arriving in London is that you Brits love to line up in a queue.
03:21So for today's micro-mini challenge, I want to put all my little duckies in a row.
03:28Oh, Brits crew!
03:31Hello, hello, hello!
03:33Hello, hello, hello!
03:35Hello, hello!
03:36So...
03:37Wait, something seems a little off here.
03:45Mystery solved.
03:49So Vivian, since you won last week, I'd like you to line up all the queens based on who you
03:56think is your biggest competition.
03:59Oh!
04:01Now we get a show, dude!
04:03What a prize!
04:04All right, Vivian, one at a time, please.
04:09You're starting from the top and you're moving your way down to the bottom.
04:12I hate doing things like this, I'm such a nice person.
04:16Whatever!
04:17Right.
04:19Even though you're in the bottom, I've got a vicious feeling about you.
04:24You are gonna...
04:25So I'm going to the top?
04:26...be in the bottom.
04:28Oh!
04:29Oh!
04:30I'm surprised that Vivian picks vinegar first after her being in the bottom.
04:33Last week, she obviously sees something that I haven't seen yet.
04:36Oh!
04:38Oh, bugger!
04:39You better not be a bitch!
04:41Oh, thank you!
04:42Oh, Crystal, as well, for some reason.
04:46Not a good reason.
04:48I'm looking Vivian square in the face, and she's picking everyone, and I'm like...
04:52Last week?
04:53I literally nearly won.
04:55And you don't see me as a threat.
04:58I'm like, fine, whatevs.
05:00Serena...
05:02You've calculated wrong.
05:05The old ones.
05:09Everyone over the age of 30 to the top, please.
05:13Something.
05:14Oh, at least I'm not last, thank you.
05:19Like, fuck.
05:21Cheryl's giving me absolute evils.
05:25Cheryl...
05:26Oh, I've got to bring myself now.
05:31Cheryl looks thrown to be picked second last.
05:35I'm putting her there for a reason. She never fucking shut up.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:39How original.
05:40I'm a dog person, I'm sorry.
05:42So Vivian picks me last, and that's fine. That's kind of what I expected.
05:46It's going to be all the better when I win.
05:49And how are you going?
05:50Yes!
05:53Now, Scaredy Catch.
05:54Yes.
05:55According to the Vivian, you are the weakest link.
05:58How does that make you feel?
05:59A little bit of shit, but it's good to be underestimated.
06:03Well, are you ready for a good old plot twist?
06:08Because this week, you and the Vivian will be competing as team captains.
06:16Good luck team.
06:19Now, for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in a sumptuous new costume drama.
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26Downton Draghi.
06:31Hashtag Drag Race UK.
06:33Okay.
06:33Now, working in teams, we'll be testing your overacting skills in two sickening scenes.
06:40First, a scandalous tale of intrigue and willpower.
06:44Second, a scandalous tale of willpower and intrigue.
06:51Now, time to pick your leading ladies.
06:55Team captains, over here.
06:57Scaredy Cat, you get to pick first.
07:00Oh, choices, choices.
07:03We've got Scaredy Cat and Vivian, and I'm just praying that I'm going to be on Vivian's team.
07:07Come on, put me on your team.
07:10Viviana.
07:13Fuck.
07:14Thanks.
07:16My West End Wendy, vinegar.
07:19Oh, thank you, my love.
07:22Cheryl.
07:23Oh, thank God, yes!
07:25I've got my vinegar, now I need some chips.
07:27Come on, bagger.
07:28And the Academy Award goes to...
07:32I need another twink on this team.
07:34Blue.
07:35Ooh, mine can be tuppence.
07:39Wait, just a good thing to say.
07:40What is a tuppence?
07:41A tuppence is an old two-pence.
07:43A tuppence is your vagina.
07:45Yeah.
07:45I didn't understand any of that.
07:47But, uh, carry on.
07:50So that leaves Crystal and Sumting Wong.
07:55Vivian, who do you choose?
07:57Ugh, Sumting...
07:58Oh, I thought I was going to get picked last.
08:01I'll choose both.
08:02Ugh, I'm that person.
08:04Fuck you, Vivian.
08:10Canadian cousin.
08:11Yes.
08:13Ladies, you'll be judged on your star quality, stage presence, and the lulls you bring to your assigned roles.
08:20Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the most Jane ostentatious woman win!
08:27I want to sit here.
08:32Here we go.
08:34Dream team or what?
08:36Yeah, oh yeah.
08:37My team is the best team.
08:39We have Vivian, winner of the last challenge.
08:42Vinegar, who's on the west end.
08:43We've got Bag of Chips, who's hilarious.
08:45And there's me.
08:46The extra person.
08:48Viv, you picked So Smart Luke as, like, vinegar is the secret weapon here.
08:52Well, I'm team leader for a reason.
08:54This is a team challenge, so my strategy for roles is give everyone something they're gonna be good at.
08:59Okay, so let me take Craigie Smith for now.
09:01Okay.
09:02I really want Lady Kerry now.
09:03You take Lady Kerry.
09:03Is she the American one?
09:04There's a passing resemblance to Mariah Carey.
09:07Do you want to paint like Mariah?
09:09That is hilarious.
09:09Babe, I would sing, like, you know how she does, like, like,
09:13An American woman who looks like Mariah Carey.
09:17Brilliant. You know, like all the period dramas I've seen.
09:22What do you think about scaredy being a team leader?
09:25I reckon we're all sleeping on her because I've seen it in her eyes.
09:28Yeah, I do think so, yeah.
09:28Because obviously I'm right next to her station.
09:30Every now and again, she'll just give this look like she knows that she's the shit.
09:33I honestly think that she is...
09:35Dark horse.
09:36Sly and snide.
09:37She looks like a good fart.
09:38Silent but deadly.
09:39Do you know what I mean?
09:40You should know you've been out all week.
09:43Oh, well, my finest ladies of Drag Race, here we are.
09:48We're reading the scripts and it's pretty clear quite quickly who will be great at what.
09:54Why is my life so terrible?
09:56I picked my role because I felt like it would be quite easy to be a whiny bitch.
10:02And I'm thinking I like this next one, I think.
10:04What is it?
10:05Per Michelle.
10:05Lois of the low.
10:06The Cinderella of the cast.
10:07Because you're like the cute innocent one.
10:09I'm the one that can't get a word in edgeways.
10:12Lady Kylie, the grand drag daughter.
10:14That could be kind of the...
10:15What's her face?
10:16The American one.
10:17Instead of me trying to do a really bad British accent.
10:20Okay.
10:20Just try an English accent.
10:22Because it might be funny.
10:23Yeah, it might.
10:24Just try it, just try it.
10:25We're having egg soup this evening.
10:27I actually think that's better.
10:28It's funny.
10:29I just want it all in my mouth at once.
10:32Oh, that went southern.
10:33Let me get it.
10:34Oh!
10:39As your team captain, they're going to think they're going to fucking win.
10:42And they're probably like fully sure they're going to win.
10:44So we need to win.
10:46Yeah.
10:46Well, let's be real.
10:47Most of those over there are the ones that Viv put in the tops with her.
10:52Yeah.
10:52Me personally, I'm not threatened.
10:54I've been doing shows since I was six years old.
10:57So bring it on, girls.
11:00It'll be a gag if we actually show that we're the tops.
11:04Yeah.
11:04Which is funny because I'm father of a top.
11:06Exactly.
11:08Hello, governors.
11:13How's it going?
11:15Good.
11:16So is the name you have, is it Team Vivian?
11:19We do have a team name, but it's a bit questionable.
11:21What is it?
11:22It was Team Slag.
11:23Not my choice.
11:24Not my choice.
11:25I'm guessing it's...
11:27It would come out and I was like, yes, that's the one.
11:29You know, bag of chips, you fancy yourself a slag?
11:32Oh, man, woman or dog, I'd go through it.
11:37Now, on Downton Abbey, there are the people who live upstairs and the people who live downstairs.
11:42And I'm assuming you are downstairs.
11:44Yeah, I'm going to use my method acting.
11:46I'm going to be...
11:47This is going to be fun.
11:48What about you?
11:49I'm doing Lady Kerry.
11:50She's American.
11:52Oh.
11:52Is that your American accent?
11:54It's really bad.
11:55Yeah.
11:55Yeah.
11:57Ruth looks concerned, but I can't do accents.
12:01I can't let these guys down, so I've got to make sure I do the best that I can.
12:05Good.
12:05I can't wait to see you.
12:07Cool.
12:07Thank you, Ruth.
12:10Hi, ladies.
12:11Hi.
12:12How's it going?
12:13Good.
12:14It's going a while.
12:15You're from Canada.
12:16Originally, yeah.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Now, how are you going to do with your English accent?
12:20I'm going to just go for it.
12:22It's probably going to be a hot mess.
12:23I'm Lady Kylie, who is probably a little American anyway.
12:26Did you choose that role?
12:28Yeah, I think we all kind of came to it together.
12:30We all put our two cents in.
12:31Yeah.
12:31No one for you there, Ruth.
12:33For some reason, I got the rough old scrubber.
12:37If the show fits to me, you know.
12:40What role are you playing?
12:41I'm Lady Edie.
12:42Upstairs and annoying as well.
12:44Bit of typecasting there, darling.
12:46Maybe a little bit.
12:48And Blue, you were safe last week.
12:51Are you flying under the radar?
12:53Is that what's happening?
12:54Hopefully not.
12:55This time, I'm going to take it and try and run with it
12:57and make something slightly different than what people will hopefully expect.
13:02Yeah.
13:02The real winners put the work in.
13:05Are you going to put the work in?
13:06Absolutely.
13:07We're going to come in and smash it.
13:09Break a leg.
13:10All right.
13:11Bye.
13:12I don't know how to feel about this Downton Draghi challenge.
13:15Oh, I'm nervous.
13:17No, don't be.
13:18I still feel like I'm in my head a little bit.
13:23It's time for my team to go and film our scene
13:25with our gorgeous director, Michelle Visage.
13:28We're all feeling really confident about this.
13:31Welcome, Team Vivian.
13:32Yes.
13:33All right, let's take scene one, get into place.
13:36Do you want to take this?
13:37And action.
13:40I...
13:41I missed the line.
13:42Sorry.
13:44Okay, cut.
13:45You have some nerves you got to get out?
13:46Did you just get...
13:47I'm good.
13:47I just completely forgot that line.
13:48Yeah?
13:49You got it?
13:49Start from the top.
13:51And action.
13:52After such a magnificent feat, I suppose some tea would be reaching for the stars.
13:57I thought you'd never ask.
13:59For starters, one more wrinkle on that face you'd pass for a prune.
14:04Cut, cut, cut.
14:06So when you put on those reading glasses, you know how we read.
14:09Yes.
14:10Because you are about to read.
14:11Okay.
14:11Because reading is what?
14:13Fundamental.
14:15Okay.
14:15All right, here we go with scene two.
14:17Something Wong.
14:18Yes.
14:19Now you're going to start the top of our Brit crew.
14:23And...
14:24Action.
14:25Help!
14:26Help!
14:27Help!
14:30What on earth is the matter, Lady Carey?
14:33He's dead!
14:35Lord Throat Cock, the generically handsome gentleman visitor from season four.
14:41Episode four.
14:43I sound like Dick Van Dyke.
14:45Yes you do, sure.
14:46All right, Mary Poppins.
14:49The generically handsome...
14:52Where are you going?
14:53Where are you going?
14:56Bloody hell!
14:58Get off!
14:59Oh!
14:59Get off!
15:00Oh!
15:01Bloody hell, dear!
15:02Oh, that's enough!
15:05Much better.
15:07Is that better?
15:08Much better.
15:12Bagga, your line was much better.
15:14Oh, my line was much better.
15:15I thought you were saying I was much better.
15:18No, after you do it, you go, oh, much better.
15:20I thought you were saying I was much better.
15:22I got that.
15:24Oh, bloody hell.
15:27Much better.
15:32Would you like to go to the Pauline Quirk acting school?
15:34No, I'd rather go to the Bag of Chips one.
15:38Let's take it from the top.
15:39And...
15:40Action.
15:40What am I to do?
15:42One moment he was alive and it'll be the best tower of his life!
15:45Sorry.
15:48Bollocks.
15:49I'm standing in front of Michelle and then...
15:52Say the line.
15:53Tell me now.
15:54The line is...
15:56I think what am I supposed to do?
15:58Can I get the line?
15:59One minute.
15:59Shit.
16:01Shit.
16:02Shit.
16:02Shit.
16:02Shit.
16:03Fuck.
16:03Bollocks.
16:04It's a really funny line.
16:05Okay.
16:06So don't fuck it up.
16:07Here we go.
16:08Yes.
16:08Action.
16:10One moment he was alive, living the tower of his life between the...
16:13Did I miss that?
16:18Come on, girl.
16:19Get with it.
16:19Here we go.
16:20Okay.
16:20This is the last one.
16:21Cool.
16:21And...
16:22Action.
16:24Sorry, what line was I silent?
16:27I want the ground to open up and swallow me whole because this is going so bad.
16:33All right, ladies.
16:35Something's really struggling.
16:36If they go down, I'm going down with them.
16:41Now it's time for my team shoot with Michelle Visage.
16:45I'm bricking here.
16:46She, like, properly scares me.
16:47Welcome, Team Scaredy Cat.
16:52All right, ladies.
16:53Here we go.
16:53Action.
16:57Your newspaper, m'lady.
16:59That's dame.
17:01That's counteth.
17:02Polar chase.
17:03Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
17:05That's dowager counteth.
17:07Sorry.
17:09Cheryl, she has the voice and she has the eyes.
17:12But does she know her lines?
17:14No, she fucking doesn't.
17:17The old mare dropped dead when she discovered Lady Carrie had been sleeping with one of her servants.
17:23And cut.
17:24Lady Kylie, what accent did you have planned?
17:26American, British, what?
17:28I was thinking I would do British.
17:29Would your character speak in a British accent or would she speak in American?
17:34Shit.
17:35That isn't how I rehearsed this.
17:38Whether it's British or American, Crystal, connect with it.
17:41Will do.
17:41Your choice.
17:42Okay, we're going to move on to scene two.
17:44Flipping egg.
17:45What's all this racket, lady, Edie?
17:48Pull this self together, lass.
17:52Davina has many, many, many, many years of acting behind her.
17:56And you can tell she is absolutely slaying this.
17:59Characterization is great.
18:00You're there.
18:01You've got it.
18:01I would even lay on a thicker accent.
18:03Okay.
18:04Go for it.
18:05And action.
18:06Mrs. Moo, it's happened again.
18:10Why is my life so terrible?
18:13I'm giving annoying, moany, pathetic bitch.
18:18And I think I'm working it.
18:20I'm giving annoying, moany, pathetic bitch.
18:42Because right now, I would slap you if I was Mrs. Moo.
18:45Okay.
18:47All right, now ladies, this is your final scene.
18:49It's this telegram from your energy provider.
18:52Apparently you failed to pay...
18:55Sorry, line.
18:56Apparently you failed to pay the manor's candle supply.
18:59Apparently you failed to pay the manor's candle supply for ten years.
19:02And I've worked...
19:03Sorry, line.
19:04And I've racked up huge debts of hundreds of pounds.
19:07And I've racked up debt...
19:10Please.
19:11These lines come out of my head, please.
19:14You want to do that line for me, Lou?
19:16Yeah, yeah, of course.
19:18It's this telegram from your energy provider.
19:21Apparently you've racked up debts.
19:22Huge debts of hundreds of pounds.
19:26Apparently you failed to...
19:28Sorry.
19:29Apparently you failed to pay the manor's candle supply for ten years.
19:33Cut.
19:34I'm just finding the whole thing really frustrating.
19:38That's a wrap?
19:39Like I'm the strongest by a bloody country mile.
19:42It's really hard to deliver as good a performance as you can when you're looking at people floundering.
19:49See you on the main stage.
19:52Oh my God, kill me.
19:58That's your engine!
20:00No!
20:05It's elimination day.
20:07I'm really excited to see Arsene.
20:08I think we were actually quite good.
20:10And I'm just hoping to the gods that the other team did shit.
20:14All right, girls.
20:15Let's bring it to the runway.
20:16Runway.
20:17Because I need to get ready for fuck's sake, guys.
20:19Yeah, I need to get ready.
20:27And how did you feel about yesterday?
20:29Shit.
20:30And after our performance yesterday, I'm worried.
20:32I think it's going to be me in the bottom.
20:35Maybe some Ting Wong.
20:36She looks nervous.
20:37But yeah, I'm just worried about myself right now.
20:40Do you know what it was?
20:41And I felt so confident in here walking around.
20:43I felt like, oh my gosh, I have this.
20:45Like, I'm going to go in and show them something that they didn't expect from me.
20:48I just couldn't remember.
20:49As soon as I saw Michelle, it was like out of my head.
20:53Hopefully we just can work it out.
20:55Right, I suppose we should get ready.
20:56Yeah.
20:57I forgot to be lip syncing.
20:58Good luck, girl.
20:59Yeah, it's you too, babe.
21:00To be honest, I feel good.
21:02Huh?
21:03I feel good.
21:04What did you honestly think of me?
21:07Blue, I'm not going to lie.
21:08I could see you were a nervous wreck.
21:10Okay.
21:11And like, did you not hear me being like, breathe?
21:15Yeah.
21:15Breathe.
21:16Why don't you tell her how you really feel, Gail?
21:18Jesus.
21:19If you can't be honest with your friends.
21:22I think you're a little bitch, actually.
21:24A mean little horrible little bitch.
21:27I'm trying to concentrate on me face and all I can hear is Cheryl.
21:31It's like, girl, we know you're here.
21:33Sit the fuck down.
21:34Wind your neck.
21:35Ride in.
21:37Cheryl's really getting on my nerves.
21:39Cheryl.
21:40Just fucking chill out.
21:42Can't wait to see the backup.
21:45She's being over dramatic over everything.
21:47Yeah.
21:47I think it is just lack of self-awareness.
21:49I don't think she realises how she's mean.
21:50Yeah.
21:51You know, even all these American sayings, I don't think UK queens even say.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Like, yeah.
21:56But no, she is like that in real life.
21:58Is she?
21:59Yeah.
22:00Because I've never met her in real life.
22:02I haven't really seen anything that's like crazy amazing.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Well, time will tell, Gail.
22:09Mm-hmm.
22:09Time will tell.
22:13So, Scaredy, does your family know that you're bisexual?
22:17Have you come out to them?
22:18Not really.
22:19I mean, I think they just kind of presume, you know, I'm a little bit different.
22:22Okay.
22:23I wouldn't even really call it bi.
22:24I just like go out with anyone I fall in love with, really.
22:27Yeah.
22:27Yeah.
22:28That makes sense.
22:28But honestly, my sexuality is my girlfriend.
22:33I don't want to be with anyone else.
22:34I really envy the kids these days, you know.
22:37It's so much easier for them to come out and talk about openly.
22:40I mean, 10 years older than them, but it was still really hard to do it back then.
22:45I didn't come out until I was like 25.
22:47Because I think when you are black and, you know, being gay, especially when you're of
22:52the Caribbean era, like it's just not the thing.
22:55Really?
22:56No, yeah.
22:56Like it's a different, you know, you think homophobia is bad here, but over there it's
23:00like a different level for sure.
23:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:02It's a different level.
23:03I did not know that.
23:03Obviously, your parents know you do drag, I'm assuming.
23:06Nope.
23:06What?
23:09Like, I don't have the heart to tell them.
23:11I think it's a cultural thing.
23:14Do you get what I mean?
23:15Right.
23:15They're quite traditional then.
23:17Yeah.
23:18It's just a little different being first generation Chinese.
23:21I was around about 12 years old and I told my dad that I was gay, and he just didn't
23:26acknowledge it.
23:27So we haven't brought it up since.
23:31Now, my relationship's a bit weird because I still love my mum and dad, but I just keep
23:36this side of my life away from them.
23:38So what are you scared of?
23:41I don't want to throw it in their face.
23:42They'd be like, ah, look, you've got a gay son.
23:44Ah, look, he's dressed as a woman as a child.
23:46Right.
23:47A, they don't know I'm a drag queen.
23:48They still think I work as a marketing exec in some company in London.
23:52B, they don't know I'm gay.
23:53C, don't know that I live with my partner for five years.
23:56So having that side of my life completely cut away from my mum and dad feels like I'm
24:02not letting them enjoy my successes as well.
24:05That's kind of one of the reasons why I wanted to go on the show.
24:08So you can show and you've got the proof.
24:10Yeah.
24:10And like the idea of possibly going home today would be all for nothing in my eyes.
24:15My mum and dad, they have given so much of their lives to make sure I had the best chance
24:21I could.
24:22And all I want to do is make them proud.
24:25To be honest, if you want to, if you want them to feel that kind of love and respect for
24:30your talent and whatnot, you don't even need a show.
24:32You're enough, I think.
24:36Yeah.
24:38I love you.
24:39I love you guys.
24:40Okay.
24:42See you on the way, bitches.
24:43See ya.
24:44Mwah.
24:44Mwah.
24:45Mwah.
24:45Mwah.
24:45Mwah.
24:45Elma Fudd.
24:46The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, a scene stealer who never misses her mark,
24:52Michelle Visage.
24:53Mark?
24:54Who's Mark?
24:56And a national treasure, Dame Graham Norton.
25:01Do you watch a lot of dramas?
25:03I binge.
25:04I binge.
25:04I binge box sets.
25:05They're boxes of wine, but I binge.
25:08And the stark raving brilliant, Maisie Williams.
25:12So nice of you to bring the show to my doorstep room.
25:14This week we challenged our queens to act up in a very British period drama, Downton Draghi.
25:21And on the runway, category is Bond Girl Glamarama.
25:26Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
25:31Can you feel the love?
25:33First up, the Vivian, is Serena Shart.
25:38Codename IBS.
25:39Ooh.
25:40Sound familiar?
25:41Yes.
25:42Anyone know the closest toilet?
25:44I'm Serena Shart.
25:46Bond's probably had to go with her, but she's probably gonna kill him.
25:49Put some grace in your face.
25:52Grace Jones is a huge inspiration for this look.
25:54She is a powerful woman and I am a powerful drag queen.
25:57I wouldn't pull Serena Shart's gold finger.
26:02Up next, something wrong is Mei Ting.
26:07Can anyone else see her mouth?
26:09My name is Mei Ting.
26:12Mastered in the arts of Taekwondo, she better don't.
26:16Oh!
26:17Oh my God, she's Sunderbar.
26:20Who needs hair when you look this good?
26:23Back rolls?
26:25Back rolls do show, I don't care because I'm 18 stones stomping down that runway.
26:29And I feel like a supermodel.
26:32I suppose it's mating season.
26:33Exactly.
26:34Up next, Vinegar Strokes, is Mrs. F. Tits.
26:40Is there a joke in there somewhere?
26:42My name is Mrs. F. Tits, Miss Fonduma Tits.
26:46I am serving founder of Tits, the Tottenham Institute of Terrace Styling.
26:51I am sexy and confident and a total bitch.
26:55Double ho seven.
26:57Yes.
26:59Bag of chips is laser Minnelli.
27:03But is it laser with a Z or laser with an S?
27:07I've got my black tuxedo on.
27:10I am going to kill you with these jazz hands.
27:13Ha!
27:14This one's for Mama.
27:15My lasers are going to come out of my nipples, my tuppence and my fingers.
27:21I've got my bowler hat.
27:23I'm going to be throwing it like odd job.
27:26Mama!
27:28Cheryl Hole is double O dipshit.
27:32The name's Cheryl Hole, but they also know me as double O dipshit.
27:36I am serving you Met Gala realness.
27:39But when it comes down to business...
27:41Oh!
27:42Bam, bam, bam!
27:43The spy who tucked me!
27:45The dress is off and I'm ready to kick some tush.
27:48Oh, that is careless gun control.
27:51Come on judges, eat this gold pussy up.
27:55It's a gun.
27:59Crystal is Wanda Whipper.
28:01Wanda Whipper is hiding in plain sight.
28:03Ooh, what's behind that newspaper?
28:05Oh!
28:06James Bond?
28:07Try James Bondage.
28:08Oh, this old thing?
28:10Oh, this is bad.
28:12Ooh!
28:12You've been a bad boy.
28:16I'm cracking my whip.
28:17Maisie Williams looks like she's going to lose an eye.
28:19I love it.
28:21No!
28:21Her crack is mighty.
28:22Yes!
28:25Her stomach's tied up in knots.
28:28Very good.
28:29Up next, scaredy cat is...
28:32Kitty Rouge.
28:34Kitty Rouge?
28:35I think you mean Amelia Airshart.
28:38Bonjour, it is me, Kitty Rouge.
28:41I love to fight bad guys and more importantly, partake in long, hard sexual intercourse.
28:48Oh!
28:49I can see me in her panties.
28:52I think the judges are loving what I'm doing.
28:54I've just flashed them all the good stuff and I'm feeling great.
28:58Michelle, I think I can see her golden eye.
29:00You can?
29:01Yes.
29:01Oh, there it is.
29:04Gavina De Campo is Paris, eat them all.
29:08I am stomping down that runway and I am bringing with me some sexy assassin femme fatale bitch
29:16on hate.
29:18What's happening?
29:20Oh.
29:21Is that a butter knife?
29:22What are you going to do with that?
29:24Spread them.
29:26I've got my little knife, I'm taking the enemy's throat out and then I'm turning around feeling
29:31all of my body cause I love it!
29:34Paris, eat them all.
29:36What does she swallow?
29:39Blue hydrangea is triple ta-tas.
29:43For your thighs only.
29:45Yes!
29:46My name is triple ta-tas.
29:48Most Bond girls have 007 in the palm of their hand.
29:52I have them in the palm of my titties!
29:55Rue, it's milking time.
29:57Oh, yes.
29:58I am serving tits, tits, tits across the board.
30:02I am the Bond girl from the future.
30:04Is it semi-skimmed or clotted cream?
30:07I may have been weak in the challenge but I am showing my personality on this runway.
30:12From Russia with jugs.
30:16Welcome ladies.
30:18It's time for the world debut of Downton Draghi.
30:22Starring Team The Vivian.
30:35Aye!
30:40You rang me lady.
30:42That's Dowager Countess, Dame Craggy Smith of Grimsby.
30:46How honourable of you gracing us with your presence.
30:49After such a magnificent feat, I suppose some tea would be reaching for the stars.
30:53Oh!
30:54I thought you'd never ask.
30:56Well, for starters, another wrinkle-napped face and you could pass for a prune.
31:01Not the American card, your ninkle-pun!
31:04Oh!
31:05Forgive me.
31:06Eat shit and die.
31:08Excuse me, Mrs. Smoose.
31:10Oh! I said, look!
31:12A fly!
31:13It's on you!
31:14Let me get it for you.
31:16Over there, milady.
31:17Yes.
31:17Ah!
31:19Ah!
31:21Ah!
31:23Ah!
31:24Ah!
31:26Ah!
31:26Ah!
31:28Ah!
31:29Ah!
31:30Good day, milady.
31:34Ah!
31:36Ah!
31:37Ah!
31:43Ah!
31:47Ah!
31:47Ah!
31:48Ah!
31:49Ah!
31:50Well, ice your male lady, Kerry!
31:52Ah!
31:52Oh, Becky! He's dead!
31:56Who?
31:57I don't know him.
31:59Lord, um...
32:02Dickie Growcock!
32:03The generically handsome gentleman visitor from episode four!
32:09One moment he was between my legs living the time of his life,
32:12and the next, he's dead!
32:16Oh, wait a second.
32:18It's written in my contract.
32:20They must always be shot from the left.
32:25Now, where was I?
32:28He's dead, I tell you!
32:32Yes, come through, choppy ball up.
32:36Don't worry, Lady Kerry. I'll sort it, eh?
32:41Bloody hell!
32:43Get off!
32:46Bloody hell, dear!
32:47Oh, get in the carpet, love!
32:50I'll go clean the chimney, dear!
32:53Get into the cupboard, trip!
32:55Oh, that's enough!
32:57Nightmare!
33:05Help me, you idiots!
33:07I can't die like this!
33:09I'm the headliner!
33:16Well, who will be air to Downton Draghi now?
33:19Spoiler alert!
33:20It's me, bitches!
33:22What?!
33:23Becky the maid?!
33:25They actually call me Becky with the good hair!
33:28Hey!
33:29Look!
33:30I've got Lady Kerry's will!
33:33It wasn't just the brick crew she was working her way through!
33:37Were you trying to imply that Lady Kerry wasn't...
33:39A lesbian!
33:41And she couldn't get enough of me!
33:43Oh, yeah!
33:44No!
33:45Not that!
33:46It's much more shocking than that!
33:48Lady Kerry was sleeping with a...
33:52a poor person!
33:54A poor person!
34:00Come on, Becky!
34:02Yes!
34:04That's bad!
34:14It really is the golden age of television.
34:20Up next, Team Scaredy Cat.
34:29Oi!
34:30Servant girl!
34:33Grandmamma, must you get so upset?
34:35You know what happened to your cousin.
34:39The old mare died of shock after discovering Lady Kerry had been sleeping with one of her servants.
34:44It was quite the scandal.
34:47Where are my papers?
34:51Your newspaper, me lady.
34:53That's Dowager Countess Dame Judy Denzel Slough to you!
34:58Idiots!
35:04Flippy Nick!
35:05What's all this racket about, Lady Edie?
35:09Mrs Moo!
35:10Why is my life so terrible?
35:13Pull yourself together, lass!
35:18What is it?
35:19It's this letter!
35:21From Lord Cogmouth!
35:23He dumped me!
35:24How am I to be married?
35:27There's just no many!
35:30It's the budget cuts!
35:32Male actors cost so much more money!
35:34Even the crap ones!
35:37Anyway, we're all suffering!
35:38I haven't even got a proper wig!
35:40Look!
35:41This is just a bit of weave sewn into me cap!
35:45And what would you know?
35:47Common people don't have problems!
35:51Get out!
35:53Leave me on my own!
35:54Oh!
36:00Lady!
36:01Lady!
36:02I have urgent news!
36:04It's this telegram from your energy provider!
36:07Apparently, you've failed to pay the manor's candle supply for the last ten years!
36:12And have racked up debts of hundreds of pounds!
36:15How preposterous!
36:17You stupid girl!
36:19We hardly use candles!
36:23Oh!
36:25Yes!
36:26Grandma Ma, come check out how lit I am!
36:29This lighting is everything!
36:32I prefer shade myself, but what does this all mean?
36:37It means we're penniless!
36:41Broke!
36:42Skint!
36:43Poor!
36:45Woof!
36:51Milady!
36:53Presenting!
36:53Lord Willingbottom!
36:55Jam!
37:02If none of yous want to take him upstairs,
37:05I'll take him downstairs, that's for sure!
37:08Lord Willingbottom!
37:10We're having egg soup this evening!
37:11Can you guess how I like my eggs?
37:14Fertilize!
37:18Dinner is served!
37:20Tolkien!
37:22This looks just divine!
37:27She's gagging!
37:31Why are they all gagging so?
37:33We serve them soup for every supper!
37:41Flippinic!
37:42They're all dead!
37:44But ow!
37:46Alright!
37:47Let's just say, I've been sitting on a little secret!
37:55I did it for you, Mrs Moo!
37:58Now get your fat arse over here and give me a kiss!
38:02Oh, Michelle!
38:04Oh!
38:05Oh!
38:10Oh!
38:13Good job, ladies!
38:14But I'm not surprised.
38:16Rosie O'Donnell once told me that the UK has the best thespians.
38:22Wait a minute.
38:24Thank you, I'll be here all week.
38:29Now, based on your performances in Downton Draggy, and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
38:41Team the Vivian is the winning team.
38:46Oh!
38:46Oh, my God!
38:48Oh!
38:50Conjagulations.
38:51And one of you earned top billing.
38:55Bag of chips, conjagulations.
38:57You are the winner of this week's challenge.
38:59Oh, my God!
39:02Yes, Mama!
39:04You've won the prestigious Rue Peter badge.
39:11Wear it with pride.
39:13Can't believe it.
39:14I feel much better!
39:18And the rest of Team the Vivian is safe.
39:23You may leave the stage.
39:25I'm safe!
39:26I've got to live another day!
39:30Team Scaredy Cat.
39:31I'm sorry, my dears, but you were all up for elimination.
39:35Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:38First up, Cheryl Hull.
39:41I thought when you did the runway, I saw you really shine.
39:44I kind of thought, wow, this is what she does.
39:46Dowager contest, Dame Judi Dents of Slough.
39:49You stupid girl!
39:51You did a really good job with it.
39:54I sort of disagree with Michelle.
39:55Well, because I thought you gave yourself a hard role.
39:59I felt you might have been better in one of the other roles.
40:02You know, having a role that really sort of ties everyone together
40:04can be done horribly very easily, and you didn't do that.
40:07But you could have gone further, and you could have done more.
40:10So, Cheryl, are you surprised that you guys are in the bottom?
40:13I think seeing how well they all delivered...
40:15Well, most of them delivered.
40:18I'm just being honest!
40:20I've got to be honest here!
40:21Little Shade, who do you think did not deliver in the other suit?
40:23I love her, but something was a bit weak in that group.
40:27Mariah Carey more like Mariah Carey.
40:30Up next, Crystal!
40:32Hiya!
40:32I'm going to talk about your Lady Kylie.
40:35It just wasn't delivering.
40:37But once we got to the table, that's when you were really shining.
40:40I really liked that look to the camera you did.
40:43It was quite the scandal.
40:44And I think this runway look is brilliant.
40:47I thought your look tonight was terrifying, but in the best possible way.
40:51I thought you'd jump.
40:51Did you tie all those knots?
40:53Of course I did!
40:59Alright, Scaredy Cat!
41:01Tonight, this is my favourite look.
41:03Really?
41:04Yeah, it's like if Wes Anderson did a Bond movie, and I would totally watch that.
41:08Lady Ede!
41:09So we had a little discussion about trying to layer it, and it still kind of ended up one note.
41:17I thought I did better than I actually did.
41:20But there you go.
41:21That's A-level drama right there.
41:23It's only week two, but I'm going to ask if you're always going to paint your face like a cat.
41:28Did you ever consider doing Lady Edee with other makeup?
41:32Not massively, no.
41:33As a character choice, it seems really odd.
41:36Like to the point where you expected one of the other characters to go to going,
41:39what the hell have you done with your makeup?
41:42Up next, Davina.
41:44Mrs. Moo.
41:46You were really fun to watch.
41:48Even in the moments that we were on them at the table, you were active and you were connected.
41:52So it was really a job well done.
41:55I love the transformation between Mrs. Moo and this.
41:58Of everybody, it's the biggest, like, wow, that's the same person.
42:01I think tonight you look really beautiful. I just wish you had a bigger dagger.
42:05It's a common complaint.
42:10It was interesting watching your character because there was something that you added to it that was really, really lovely
42:17work.
42:18What did you think having seen it?
42:24I was not going to be this person.
42:26I still feel like there was a lot that I should have squeezed in there.
42:29There was so much more in there that I could have got out of it and there was so much
42:32that fell flat.
42:33But I've got to a point in my career where I feel like I need to push myself.
42:36So that's why I'm here.
42:39And I don't feel like I've arrived yet.
42:44You know, you're here and you're here because you earned your spot in this competition.
42:49And the acting job you did in this challenge was fantastic.
42:56All right, up next, blue hydrangea.
42:59This look, so strong.
43:01And, you know, a really bold choice.
43:04There's no reason for it.
43:06But three tits.
43:07Three tits were always going to get our attention.
43:09That's it, right?
43:10In the acting challenge, you kind of fell into the background a little bit, which is a real shame.
43:15I think the problem was, I'm not really sure who poor Michelle was.
43:18For me, you were a little bit lost.
43:20Yeah.
43:21I forgot you.
43:24Yeah, I just still, I still feel like nervous.
43:27I guess because I'm not from here.
43:29I just feel like I still haven't even got to know people or get to be myself because I just
43:34feel alone.
43:36Well, blue, this is a sisterhood.
43:38You come out of your shell, they'll come out of theirs.
43:41I know.
43:42Just remember, three boobs, zero fucks.
43:48All right, ladies.
43:50I think we've heard enough.
43:52While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:00Right, so we won.
44:01Who do you think is in the bottom two on their team?
44:03Out of that team, Cheryl's going to be in the bottom two.
44:06Uwe knows Cheryl.
44:07I know Cheryl.
44:08I'm having an issue with Cheryl's vibe at the moment.
44:12I feel like she's bringing Alyssa Edwards and Gemma Collins into the room, but I'm not seeing Cheryl Hull.
44:17That's exactly...
44:17I don't know who he or she is.
44:20We know her.
44:21I've never met the girl, but I can tell straight away I haven't met her yet.
44:25Well, that was what it was.
44:31I'll just do this.
44:32Hiya.
44:33Hiya girls.
44:35Okay, first thing first, I want to address something.
44:39Who put 50 pence in Cheryl?
44:41So they asked us on the main stage, they were like, how do you think the other team did?
44:44And I was like, they were really good.
44:46Well, most of them.
44:47And then I just had to say, just because...
44:51Lou is upset.
44:52Davina is upset.
44:53Garrity's probably upset.
44:54And Cheryl's talking about one throwaway comment she made on the main stage.
44:58Shut up.
44:59So what did you say?
45:00Oh, I just said everybody was good.
45:02Well, most was good.
45:03And I...
45:04So this is damage control.
45:07Well...
45:09But on the flip side of that, we were talking about...
45:12Yeah.
45:12You and I were saying how we feel that we don't see you.
45:18I feel it's not genuine.
45:20Do you know what I mean?
45:21I don't feel like I've met Cheryl yet.
45:23Really?
45:24Wow.
45:25Here's Pandora's box.
45:27Let's just take the lid off.
45:31There you go, I want to know.
45:33Because we've worked together.
45:35For the past couple of weeks we've been here,
45:37I feel like I've been a bit like that at the moment.
45:39Because I feel like I haven't seen Cheryl Hole.
45:44The person I know from home.
45:48To be honest, I've just...
45:50I do feel really overwhelmed.
45:52Being here.
45:55Yeah, I play up.
45:56We're all human, but...
45:59When we're in drag, it's that element of stepping yourself up.
46:04I knew I was...
46:07Not being myself like I am right now.
46:11Because I was too scared to let my guard down.
46:14Like, hello, there's nine of us here.
46:16There was ten.
46:17And like, you want to stand out.
46:20We're all switching it on.
46:21We're all trying to amp it up and...
46:24Be...
46:25Show us.
46:26Because like...
46:27You've got to stand out or you...
46:29You stand in the shadows.
46:32I just feel like if you want to stand out,
46:35just be you.
46:36And that stands out amongst everybody.
46:38I'm not here for them.
46:39I'm here for me.
46:40I want to be the star that I am.
46:42I'm a fucking star.
46:44I am a star.
46:47But listen, there are some girls who are having a hard time,
46:49so I think we should...
46:50Yeah, absolutely.
46:51Get off me, please.
46:53How did everyone's critique go?
46:54I'm quite shocked at how emotional I was about it.
46:57Because I don't feel like I'm here yet.
46:59Lou, how are you?
47:01I just feel really overwhelmed.
47:03Yeah.
47:03I feel like I just...
47:05I just miss everyone at home.
47:07Can I say something to you?
47:09You said on the main stage that you felt really isolated
47:11and like you were an outsider.
47:13Can I just let you know that I think we're all feeling that way?
47:16I just feel like I'm alone.
47:18You're never alone.
47:19I just feel really boring.
47:21I feel like I miss my partner.
47:23You're sat there with three tips.
47:25We love the bones of you, so stop crying.
47:27It's Blue.
47:28We love you, Blue.
47:29What is going on?
47:31Blue's crying.
47:32Everyone's slagging off Cheryl.
47:34And I think I'm going to be lip syncing tonight.
47:36I'm shitting myself.
47:40Alright, now just between us girlfriends,
47:42what do you think?
47:44Cheryl Ho.
47:45I couldn't quite believe that strong personality
47:48had given so little in Downton Draghi.
47:51I actually liked it because it made me laugh because it was so bad.
47:54You know, she's from Essex and her runway presentation
47:58didn't stray that far from the Essex aesthetic.
48:01She could have put a real twist on it and she didn't.
48:04I think she was trying to give us Ursula Andres and we got Ursula a mess.
48:08Oh, you've been saving that up.
48:10What?
48:11Let's move on down to Crystal.
48:12Tonight on the runway, my favorite look.
48:14The makeup was gorgeous.
48:15It seemed so at odds with Lady Kylie.
48:18I must say, her armpit hair as Lady Kylie, you kind of thought, is that a plot device?
48:23I guess that's her thing.
48:24I think it's like a very progressive way of becoming a queen.
48:29Scaredy cat.
48:29I loved her look tonight.
48:32It was just really different to the other girls.
48:33As Lady Edie, she wasn't able to do anything apart from the one kind of sad sack moment.
48:39Just one note.
48:39Exactly.
48:40If you can vomit and not get a laugh, that's hard to do.
48:45But she vomited in a really just unfunny way.
48:48Like, oh, there you go.
48:49There's the vomit.
48:50Davina DeCampo.
48:52I thought she was incredible.
48:53My favorite part of the entire scene.
48:55I liked seeing her honesty and vulnerability with how tough she is on herself.
48:59I didn't quite know why she took herself to that place over this challenge.
49:05I would imagine she was anticipating the show to be here for how many years, her getting on it,
49:11and then she saw that performance and thought, that wasn't good enough for me.
49:14I think it would be a real shame if that emotion starts to, you know, hold her back almost.
49:20Blue Hydrangea.
49:21A lot of times she was forgetting her lines.
49:23She did really blend into the background.
49:25I can't really remember much of her performance at all.
49:27She was lost in that challenge, and this is a competition.
49:30Yeah.
49:30But she had a great look.
49:31It was funny.
49:32Having dropped the ball on this challenge, if she's here next week, she will pick up the ball and run
49:37with it.
49:38Silence.
49:39I've made my decision.
49:42Bring back my Bond girls.
49:45Welcome back, ladies.
49:46I've made some decisions.
49:49Divina DeCampo.
49:52Your performance snatched my wig, and your vulnerability touched our hearts.
49:59You're safe.
50:02You may join the other girls.
50:03Thank you very much.
50:07What the fuck is that?
50:10Scaredy Cat.
50:12Your performance this week left us shaken, not stirred.
50:19I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
50:24Crystal.
50:26You're safe.
50:31Cheryl Ho, you have a winning personality.
50:35You need to see more of that in the challenges.
50:39Blue Hydrangea.
50:41You made it here.
50:42Now, it's time to blossom.
50:48Cheryl Ho.
50:52You will die another day.
50:54You're safe.
50:58You may join the other girls.
51:00Thank you so much.
51:06Blue, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
51:11I am ready to fight to stay in the competition.
51:14I am going to skin this cat.
51:17Two queens stand before me.
51:22In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay, which means stay, and one of you to sashay away.
51:31I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
51:35Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
51:45The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
51:54So I've never actually performed before properly on a stage, but bring it on, girl.
52:00And may the best scaredy cat win.
52:03Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
52:23I'm sorry.
52:34Baby, she's got it
52:37Yeah, baby, she's got it
52:43I'm your Venus
52:45I'm your fire
52:46That's your desire
53:00She's got it
53:03Yeah, baby, she's got it
53:08I'm your Venus
53:10I'm your fire
53:11That's your desire
53:14The goddess on the mountain top
53:17The Venus was the name
53:22She's got it
53:24Yeah, baby, she's got it
53:38Yeah, baby, she's got it
53:42Yeah, baby, she's got it
53:45Yeah, baby, she's got it
53:48Yeah, baby, she's got it
54:02Ladies, I've made my decision.
54:11Blue Hydrangea, shantay you stay.
54:19You may join the other girls.
54:32Scaredy, they say cats have nine lives.
54:36And I know we haven't seen the last of you yet.
54:40Now, sashay away.
54:51It wasn't a bad first gig.
54:58Feels to bitch it, but I'm quite proud of myself.
55:01I think I've proven that you don't have to be gay to do this.
55:05I'm 19 now, but God knows what's going to happen in the future.
55:09Maybe even I end up in Hollywood.
55:10Stay tuned.
55:11Bye-bye.
55:13Bye-bye.
55:15Bye-bye.