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00:03Here we go!
00:04Oh!
00:06Oh, Vinegar!
00:07Vinegar Strokes has just been eliminated and it feels like a piece of my heart is gone.
00:12Long live the OG RuPaul's Drag Race UK slay!
00:16You're all amazing HodgePodge forever!
00:19HodgePodge!
00:22We love you, Vinegar!
00:24I love HodgePodge so much. She's my sister. She's amazing.
00:27But I think the right person went.
00:30Well, girls, seven remain. How's our winner feeling?
00:34She has arrived!
00:35Yay!
00:38The party is here.
00:40These girls are just waking up to the fact that I have a huge bank of skills
00:44that I am going to use to get rid of every single one of them.
00:48It was nice how much we all helped each other in this challenge.
00:51Yeah.
00:51And Davina, like, you were helping everyone.
00:53My advice will always be what I think is best.
00:55It's when I don't say something, that's when I might be fucking you over.
01:00So, Mrs. Something, moving forward, are we maybe going to listen to someone by advice?
01:09Yeah, 100%.
01:10Yeah, always.
01:11The thing is, right, I've, like, literally up until now been all in my head.
01:14And, like, I am shit at taking advice.
01:17So, whenever anyone tells me I'll listen to it.
01:19Really?
01:19I'll listen to it.
01:21And then I just won't do it.
01:22I've tried to help her so much.
01:23But it's almost as if she's like, no, my way's fine.
01:27But it's obviously not if you're in the bottom.
01:29So, we've all been really nicey-nicey up until now.
01:31But, like, are we going to keep that up?
01:34Or are we just going to keep ourselves to ourselves going forward?
01:36I can talk for now, yeah, I'll still help you.
01:38But when that crown comes closer and them devil horns pop off, I know what I'll be doing.
01:46Viv and I, where both of us are very real, she's much shadier to people's face.
01:51Whereas I'm an old hand in this game and I know that, you know, sometimes you have to play the
01:56game with people.
01:57You have to play nice.
01:58And then destroy them.
02:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:03Come on!
02:08Never seen that before.
02:09I have no horse.
02:11New day in the workroom.
02:12Not only have I survived another elimination.
02:14I would.
02:14And I am feeling good!
02:17So, there's three new people in the top.
02:19Who's next?
02:20Who is next?
02:21Me.
02:21I'm going to call it.
02:22Today is my day.
02:24Oh, shit.
02:24Ooh!
02:25Cheryl, you're in the bottom three yet again.
02:28Lol.
02:29That was so harsh!
02:31Yet again.
02:31Week four's coming on.
02:33Are you going to be in the bottom three yet again?
02:34No, because I'm going to prove to you bitches why I'm here.
02:36But you said that last week.
02:38And the week before.
02:39And the week before.
02:40I proved to you in that mini challenge who the fuck I am and what I do.
02:43And I won that.
02:44But the mini challenge don't get these, dear.
02:47Ooh!
02:49Wow, these are cusses.
02:50This is it.
02:51Last week, two of us were told to step our pussy up, Baga and Blue.
02:55So, how do you feel about that?
02:57I know that I need to step my pussy up.
02:58Like, I have just been middling this whole time.
03:01But I feel like, because I was in the bottom two the week before, I definitely did step up a
03:04little.
03:05It's just time to step it up again.
03:07I'm not going to lie.
03:07Last week's challenge, that was the one I was dreading.
03:10It's done now.
03:11All gone.
03:12Get ready for the rest of Baga because she is coming like a fucking tornado.
03:15Woo!
03:18Woo!
03:20Woo!
03:22Woo!
03:22Woo!
03:23Her majesty did it already and it had herses.
03:27Hey, sis.
03:28A dear old drag queen once told me, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
03:35Where is she now, you wonder?
03:39Ask my lawyer.
03:43It feels like there's like, so fewer people here now.
03:46There's only seven there.
03:47That's because vinegar took up so much space.
03:48Ha!
03:49You little bitch!
03:52Hello, hello, hello!
03:55Hi, Will!
03:57Ladies, now this week's maxi challenge, it is the biggest trending topic since Brexit.
04:03Ha!
04:04Ha!
04:05Ha!
04:05I speak, of course, of a little quiz show we call...
04:10The Snatch Game!
04:12Yay!
04:13Yay!
04:13Oh, my God!
04:14That is, that is.
04:15Now, you all know how this works.
04:17You give us your best celebrity impersonation, and the queen with the most laughable charisma,
04:22uniqueness-derving talent, wins.
04:24Simple.
04:25Hashtag Drag Race UK.
04:27Gentlemen, start your engines and made the best woman blank.
04:33Thank you, Will!
04:34Thank you!
04:35If you've made it to Snatch Game, you are in this competition.
04:38But to be part of the first ever Snatch Game for the UK, I mean, wow.
04:48Girls, come on.
04:49Today is the day.
04:50Here we go.
04:51Snatch Game.
04:52Snatch Game.
04:52Right, let's start with Bagger.
04:54The lady's not for turning.
04:58Maggie Thatcher.
04:59Maggie May, yeah.
05:00This challenge is all about wit.
05:02You've got to have wit.
05:03Don't be a tit.
05:04Have wit.
05:05And I've got wit.
05:07Tit.
05:07How are we feeling about Snatch Game today?
05:10You know, I'm feeling good.
05:11Like, I've brought a really good character.
05:13Probably the most divisive person from British politics ever.
05:17Oh no, you are not.
05:22The lady is not for turning.
05:26I heard Bagger was doing it.
05:27Yeah.
05:28Margaret.
05:31Not anymore.
05:35She better not be.
05:36I know that vocal impersonations are Bagger's thing.
05:38I know that that's what she does, so I know that she's got more in her arsenal than just Margaret
05:42Thatcher.
05:42Yeah.
05:43That could be the difference between being safe and winning.
05:46You can't?
05:46Maybe you need to chat to Bagger.
05:48It's time for war, isn't it?
05:49Oh, I can't wait to see this.
05:50Oh.
05:51I don't see that there can be two Margaret.
05:53I don't see that happening.
05:55I knew this was going to be drama.
05:57With blood.
06:02Is that her dress?
06:07Bagger?
06:08Hey, you love.
06:09What am I seeing right now?
06:11The lid is not for turn.
06:13This is quite awkward.
06:14Oh no, we've got two Fatchers, but at the end of the day we can both do them and see
06:17who does the better job.
06:19Oh dear.
06:21This is like cats.
06:22You know, I'm sending my territory and she's doing exactly the same thing.
06:27Yeah, I don't think that's ever happened.
06:29I don't think anybody's ever done the same people on Snatch Game.
06:32I do a brilliant Maggie, so if you're going to do it, you're going to have to do it better
06:36than me because I am going nowhere.
06:38So you haven't brought anybody else with you?
06:40Not costume wise.
06:41I can do other people.
06:42But you haven't brought anything else with you?
06:44No.
06:45You came to RuPaul's Drag Race with only one option.
06:47Yes, but they're not my best clothes and all that, so.
06:52I don't know how we resolve this.
06:55Flip a coin?
06:56I don't know.
06:57I'm just going to think.
06:59No, I'm not just saying it.
07:00I love you to be.
07:01Oh, I love you too.
07:02I don't want you to.
07:02Of course.
07:03I don't want to feel like I'm pushing you out, you know what I mean?
07:05So.
07:06I haven't come here to fight, but Bagger hasn't brought costumes for anybody else.
07:10So I'm going to take somebody who is more like me, Julia Child, and I'm going to give Bagger Margaret
07:15Thatcher.
07:16In fact, don't just do Margaret.
07:18Take my jacket, take my blouse, because what you've brought looks like fucking shit, mate.
07:22And I cannot let somebody go out on stage looking like shit.
07:27Davina, Davina, Davina.
07:29Davina, Davina.
07:30Davina, Davina.
07:31Davina, Davina.
07:32Are you definitely going to do Julia?
07:33Yeah, I think so.
07:34She's more like my energy.
07:36Oh.
07:36I'm going to loan you a jacket and a blouse.
07:40I will wear it, well, obviously I'll wear it.
07:41Because yours looks like a pile of shit.
07:43Well, obviously I'll wear it a lot better.
07:48If you fit it, I don't think you'll get it.
07:49Are you tiki cow?
07:51I'm a size six, do you?
07:53Davina's changed her mind.
07:55She's going to let me do Maggie.
07:56Wise decision.
07:58Love you to bits.
07:59Let's smash it, yeah?
08:01And best woman wins.
08:02Oh, yes.
08:02I'll share my pin badge with you when I get it.
08:05I mean, it is a little bit annoying.
08:06If I've fucked myself, I've got nobody else to blame.
08:09It's my fault.
08:10It was my choice.
08:12Cow.
08:22Oh, my God, it's Alan!
08:25People always say I sound like Alan, but no, there's only one Alan Carr.
08:29Alan Carr is here to help you with your snack.
08:31Yay!
08:35Hi, Blue.
08:36Hello.
08:37How are you?
08:37Meet Alan Carr.
08:38Lovely to meet you.
08:39What's the crack?
08:39Oh, crack's great.
08:41Thanks.
08:41Oh, I'm sure it is.
08:42What a cute shirt you have on.
08:44Oh, thank you.
08:45And I love your suit as well.
08:46Oh, thank you, darling.
08:48It's my Klein Epstein parka.
08:50Oh.
08:52So, Blue, I see a grey wig.
08:54I see some hip pads there.
08:56Yes.
08:57A little pink outfit.
08:58I'm getting nothing from this.
09:00Wow.
09:01If I told you that these hip pads actually go and give me a wee hum.
09:04Ah.
09:05I'm the nation's favourite baker.
09:07Oh, Mary Berry.
09:08Yes.
09:09Mary Berry.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes.
09:11She hasn't got a hump.
09:12She's so friendly.
09:14Are you known for your comedy stylings?
09:17Um, not really.
09:19No, I'm known for it.
09:19But then again, Mary Berry's not known for having a hump.
09:21That's true.
09:22Well, she will be now.
09:24Now the pressure is on you because you have been sort of blending in.
09:28You haven't won any challenges.
09:30This is your chance to make a name for yourself.
09:33I think I've got a plan and I will execute it.
09:37And I'm sure you'll see that.
09:39Yes.
09:39I don't know what's going to happen other than that.
09:41I'm slightly worried.
09:42I am too, to be honest.
09:43I know that there's a lot of comedy girls in this room, but I've brought what I've brought
09:47and there's nothing I can do about it now.
09:49Okay, well, listen, this is going to be an interesting snatch game for you then.
09:53We will see you out there.
09:54Yes, I'll see you there, Ru.
09:55All right, darling.
09:55See you later.
09:57I think Ru thinks that I don't have the confidence or the stage persona to do this, but I'm ready
10:02to prove him wrong.
10:07Davina DeCampa.
10:08Hello.
10:09Hi, Alan Carr.
10:10Hello, nice to meet you.
10:12So, Alan, we see a pink garment here and there's a little pussycat wig there.
10:18I thought what I could do is a little bit of Julia Childs.
10:21Oh.
10:21Oh, yes.
10:22We brought the wig.
10:23I think there's quite a lot of humor in Julia.
10:26You've got Julia Childs.
10:27Who's the other option?
10:28Otherwise, I thought what I could do is I could do a little bit of Posh Spy.
10:32I'm making them laugh.
10:33There's a couple of chuckles in there.
10:34There's not hilarity, though.
10:36I don't feel like either of them have sort of, oh my God, this is it.
10:39This is going to smash it.
10:40Well, whatever you do, make sure you make us laugh.
10:44All right.
10:44We'll see you out there.
10:45Thank you, Ru.
10:45Thank you, Alan.
10:51Hi, Crystal.
10:52Hi.
10:53So, I see a gorgeous outfit here.
10:56I'll be playing the quintessential Southern Belle with a body for the end.
10:59Mmm.
11:00Any ideas?
11:02Blanche Deborah.
11:03Blanche Deborah.
11:03I do declare.
11:04All right.
11:04So, you're doing Ru McClanahan from The Golden Girls.
11:07That's it.
11:08Are you a comedy queen?
11:09No.
11:09I love lip syncing, so I love doing comedy lip syncs, but I'm not a comedy queen on a mic.
11:14Well, because this is a lot of improv.
11:16I know.
11:16I know.
11:16This is getting into the character and knowing what that character would say.
11:19I think I know Blanche.
11:20Okay.
11:21It's got to be a bit of Mae West in there as well.
11:23Because I'm sure that's where Ru got a bit of a character from.
11:26Do you have that in America, tit-shrugging?
11:28No.
11:28No.
11:29We do wah-wah.
11:30Oh, no.
11:31We do tit-shrug.
11:35Don't we?
11:36Don't just make out.
11:37We do.
11:37Don't make out.
11:38You just leave me hanging here.
11:39Don't we?
11:39No.
11:40I don't know what you're doing.
11:40Just you, Alan.
11:42All right.
11:43Listen.
11:44Make me laugh, and we will see you out there.
11:47All right.
11:47Thanks, Crystal.
11:48Hi, Viv.
11:49Hello.
11:50Alan Carr.
11:50Hello, Alan.
11:51Lovely to meet you.
11:51I see three different wigs here.
11:53Yeah, I'm struggling, really, because I've got three characters that I'm well-known for
11:56doing.
11:57Oh, really?
11:57But they've all got different strengths.
11:59We do have a man, which is a bit of a...
12:01Oh, Boris Johnson.
12:03No.
12:04I think it's the American version of Boris Johnson.
12:07Oh, of course.
12:07So that is your president.
12:09He's not my president.
12:11Thank you very much, Ruth.
12:12It's great to be here.
12:13That's fucking scary.
12:16That's outrageous.
12:17And who is this right here?
12:19The legendary Kim Woodfin.
12:21Of course.
12:22Who's the third choice?
12:23So do you want to see Cilla Blackstone properly?
12:25Yes.
12:26Oh, yeah.
12:26Because obviously she's a scouser.
12:29Well, so I'm scared.
12:29I can see, so, yeah.
12:31I see.
12:31She's from Liverpool.
12:32Hello, Chuck.
12:33Are you all right?
12:36I'm from Scotty Rhodes, and I used to do Ringo's Mad Hair.
12:41I look like you now.
12:43It's me, Alan.
12:47You are spoiled for choice.
12:49All three of them.
12:50Oh, my.
12:51Very, very good.
12:52All right.
12:53Well, Viv, we'll see you out there.
12:54Thank you very much.
12:55All right.
12:55Make me laugh.
12:56I'll try.
12:57Bye, Alan.
12:58Getting all this praise makes me feel amazing,
13:00but on the other hand, if I fuck this up,
13:01I'm going to look like a right tit, aren't I?
13:05Something.
13:05Hiya.
13:06How you doing?
13:07I'm good.
13:08Meet Alan Carr.
13:09Hello.
13:10Now, you seem like a very funny person.
13:12Really?
13:12Oh.
13:13Yes.
13:13And I see a lot of stuff here.
13:15Oh, I see men's shoes there.
13:16There's a shirt there.
13:18I'm not getting it because I'm American.
13:19Maybe not.
13:20I'll try and give you the voice.
13:21As dawn descends on an undisclosed location.
13:25Oh, I know that voice.
13:26Yes.
13:26Sir David.
13:27Sir David Attenborough himself.
13:29I hope about that.
13:29I don't know what he looks like.
13:30Does he have the black hair like that?
13:33No.
13:33This was my backup that I have.
13:36So I've got two.
13:37So if I was David Attenborough or the one and only Nigella Lawson.
13:40Nigella Lawson.
13:41Now, I've read about her.
13:42I don't know much about her.
13:44She is the original, like, sensual cook.
13:47Oh.
13:47She was kind of like busty and uses a lot of alliteration.
13:50Like, glorious golden globules.
13:53Like, it's just like, everything about her is just like...
13:56I think I like her.
13:57Well, listen, you found yourself in the bottom two last week.
14:01Whatever you do, you've got to pull this pony around.
14:04Yeah.
14:04I've got a lot of thinking to do in a very short time.
14:06But, yeah.
14:06All right, Sam Ting.
14:08Thank you, Ru.
14:09Thank you, Ellen.
14:09See you out there.
14:10See you there.
14:11I've got both options on the table.
14:13And I do not know which one to pick.
14:15Because the one line of David Attenborough just got just as good a line as the line I got from
14:19Nigella.
14:20So I have no clue who to pick anymore.
14:27All right, listen up, ladies.
14:29In a moment, you'll be headed to the Snatch Game set.
14:32Where you'll meet our two contestants.
14:34A woman who's no stranger to a glow-up.
14:37The fab Stacey Dooley will be here.
14:41And a woman who's had everyone on her sofa.
14:44The lovely Lorraine Kelly will be here.
14:47Oh, my God.
14:48Oh, my God.
14:49Oh, my God, Kelly.
14:49I can't believe no one's doing it.
14:51And on the runway, category is weird science.
14:55Yes.
14:57Genetically modified drag queens.
14:59This I gotta see.
15:02All right, ladies.
15:03Good luck.
15:04And don't fuck it up.
15:05Come on, Ellen.
15:07Yay!
15:15Which one out of the two do you reckon?
15:18Well, I personally find your David Attenborough fun at ET.
15:20Have you practiced your Nigella?
15:21No.
15:23That's it.
15:24Yeah.
15:25I think it comes down to which one's more prepared.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Look at that wig.
15:29You can't not wear that wig.
15:30It's amazing.
15:32Something Wong is really not sure who to pick.
15:34So I decided to stray her away from Nigella Lawson with all the cooking puns.
15:39Back to David Attenborough, where she belongs.
15:42Whoever I pick, I gotta pick the makeup and go now.
15:44Do you know what I mean?
15:45Right, I always say, don't go with your head.
15:48Go with here.
15:49So, what are you thinking?
15:52I'm thinking David.
15:52Because the way it's sounding, you're confident with that.
15:55And you have to believe in your direction first.
15:58First and foremost.
15:59Right?
16:00You can't go into the snatch game second guessing and feeling nervous.
16:03You have to go in with confidence.
16:04Otherwise, you're gonna be flatline.
16:09Yeah.
16:11That's a decision I would have made to.
16:12I mean, I've seen you steaming this for about three and a half hours.
16:15So...
16:17Just commit to it.
16:18It's commitment.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Fuck it. If I'm in the bottom two, I'm in the bottom two again.
16:23Right, well...
16:24We've proved you can lip sync, so...
16:25That's it. I'm glad you've made your decision.
16:27Because now it's time to get ready, bitches.
16:29I couldn't think of anything worse.
16:38Hi, I'm RuPaul and it's time to play the snatch game.
16:42Let's meet our contestants.
16:44First, the queen of breakfast TV.
16:47Lorraine Kelly is here.
16:49I'm so excited.
16:49Are you scared?
16:50Um, no, I'm not too scared.
16:52Well, you should be.
16:54Okay.
16:54Our next contestant is an investigative reporter.
16:58Welcome, Hoolie Dooley, Stacey Dooley. Hi.
17:00Hi, Hoolie Dooley. I'll take that. How are you?
17:03I'm good. Are you ready to win big money?
17:05I'm so ready.
17:07Well, you've come to the wrong place.
17:08Brilliant.
17:09Are you ready to meet our stars?
17:11You bet.
17:11So ready. Let's go.
17:12Now, give a big snatch game welcome to Julia Child.
17:18Now, Julia, what are you serving for dinner?
17:20Well, I'm serving pure fish.
17:24I'll say.
17:26All right.
17:26Next guest, straight out of Essex, Gemma Collins is here.
17:31The JC is in the building, girls.
17:35Now, Gemma, is there a reality show you wouldn't do?
17:38Girl, if the price is right, I might be on that show.
17:42Who bloody knows?
17:43And you thought the UK had problems.
17:47It's Donald Trump.
17:49Thank you, Ruth. Thank you for having me here.
17:51I know the cameras can't see, but you want to see the crowds watching this.
17:54There's three million people here watching me today.
17:59The Iron Lady herself, Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher.
18:08Oh, boy.
18:09Thank you, thank you.
18:11Bring on Brexit.
18:16Listen, you loved her in Golden Girls.
18:18You're going to love her on the Snatch Game.
18:20Give it up for Rue McClanahan.
18:23Well, hi, sugar.
18:23Thank you for being a friend.
18:25And might I say, from one Rue to another, you were looking mighty fine this evening.
18:29Thank you very much.
18:30All right.
18:31From the Great British Bake Off, Mary Berry is here.
18:35Love Mary Berry.
18:36Love Mary Berry.
18:36Hello, Rue.
18:37Do you like my outfit, Rue?
18:39Yes, I do. It's lovely.
18:41You know, Paul Hollywood always liked me in pink.
18:43He said, Mary, it's one in the pink and two in the stained.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh, okay.
18:48Yes.
18:50I've never seen this side of you, Mary.
18:52All right.
18:53Now, let's move on down.
18:54Sir David Attenborough is here.
18:57Hello, Sir David.
18:58Hello, Rue.
18:58How are you today?
18:59I'm doing great.
19:01Hey, listen.
19:01Have you come across any endangered species lately?
19:05No, no, no.
19:07The only species that I have come across may be the black rhino.
19:11But other than that, anyone who's gone home since is endangered to me.
19:15Oh.
19:16Okay.
19:17Lorraine and Stacy, here's how the game works.
19:20I ask a question and you give an answer that you think
19:23matches our stars.
19:25Mm-hmm.
19:26Okay.
19:26First question.
19:28And it's for Lorraine.
19:29The Spice Girls have offered Michelle Visage a spot on their tour.
19:34But here's the catch.
19:35Michelle has to change her name to blank spice.
19:42What say you, Lorraine?
19:43I say judgmental spice or judgy spice.
19:46Judgy spice.
19:47I like that.
19:48Yeah.
19:48All right.
19:49Let's go to our stars and see if you've got any matches.
19:52Starting with Gemma.
19:54Gemma, what say you?
19:55What spice is Michelle Visage?
19:58So, Ro, I just wrote down hairy spice.
20:01Now, get your minds out the gutter.
20:02I'm not talking about the nunny hairy spice because she's probably been to my good girl,
20:07Amy Charles Salernadil.
20:08Yes.
20:09Waxed off like me.
20:10Yes.
20:10I just wrote hairy spice because she's always got amazing hair.
20:14She does have amazing hair.
20:15She's amazing hair.
20:17Yes.
20:17I mean, I know about this hair.
20:18And it's not fragile today, Ro.
20:22There's not a match there.
20:23Let's move on down to the 45th president of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
20:28I wrote Pussy Spice.
20:30Pussy Spice.
20:31And let me tell you why.
20:32Okay.
20:32Let me tell you why.
20:34I've grabbed Michelle's pussy several times.
20:37Several times your pussy's great.
20:40The only thing that was wrong with it, it smelled a bit like Mexican food.
20:45Oh, oh, oh.
20:46So I had to build a wall right around it.
20:49And let me tell you something else.
20:50It was a big wall.
20:51Huge.
20:51Thank you, 45.
20:54Not a match, Lorraine.
20:57Not a match.
20:57Let's move on down to Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady.
21:00What spice do you have?
21:02I put Belgrano spice.
21:05Belgrano spice?
21:05Like the ship, she likes to go down.
21:07Oh.
21:10Oh, my God.
21:12Oh, my goodness.
21:17This woman's an inspiration.
21:18She really is.
21:19If anyone knew how to fuck up a country, it was her.
21:21Oh, I love you too.
21:23But please, keep those orange cheesy balls away from my face.
21:30Not a match, Lorraine.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:33I'm sorry.
21:34We're looking for judgy spice.
21:37So, David Attenborough, what spice do you have?
21:39I've traveled all around the world and seen some exotic people.
21:43And I find Michelle rather ravishing.
21:46Oh.
21:47So I've written five spice.
21:49Five spice.
21:50That's very nice.
21:52That's very nice.
21:52Very nice.
21:53Five spice.
21:53Well, Lorraine, I'm afraid you didn't get a match.
21:57Stacy, are you ready for your question?
21:59Very ready.
21:59Graham Norton has his own range of wines.
22:03He's created a special Drag Race UK blend.
22:05It tastes like blank.
22:08All the pins are down.
22:10All right.
22:12Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
22:16Oh, that's a great answer, Stacy.
22:19Yeah, just pick it out the end.
22:20I love it.
22:21All right.
22:21Let's see if you got some matches.
22:23Let's go on over here to Julia Child.
22:25Everybody has your book, The Joy of, what is it?
22:28The Joy of Cooking.
22:29The Joy of Cooking.
22:31I thought it was The Joy of Hooking.
22:32That's right.
22:33But Michelle Visage was the last stretcher.
22:35That's right.
22:35All right.
22:36So, Graham Norton has his own range of wines.
22:38He drinks wine.
22:39Oh, of course.
22:40Yes.
22:41He's created a special Drag Race UK blend.
22:43It tastes like...
22:44Well, he's an Irish man, isn't he?
22:46Yeah.
22:46So, would it be potatoes?
22:49Would it be clovers?
22:50And then I looked around myself at these wonderful people and I thought the only flavor in my mouth
22:56right now is desperation.
22:58Desperation.
23:00I've tasted desperation before.
23:02We all have.
23:02Can I be on report?
23:04Can I be on report?
23:05Well, Stacy, not a match.
23:08Let's move on down to Margaret Thatcher.
23:11Now, Graham Norton has got his own range of wines.
23:13He's got a Drag Race UK blend.
23:15It tastes like...
23:16Redundancy.
23:17Oh, yes.
23:19We must bugger the miners.
23:22Yes.
23:22More money for the rich and less for the poor.
23:28Oh, my goodness.
23:30Okay.
23:31Now, Drew McClanahan, we're looking for the Drag Race blend that Graham Norton has done.
23:36It tastes like...
23:37Of course.
23:38Well, you know, Ru, they didn't call us the Golden Girls for nothing, so I said urine.
23:42It tastes like urine.
23:44I think Donald likes urine.
23:46Yes.
23:46I've heard the stories many times.
23:49The stories are correct.
23:50I love it.
23:51At least one bath a week.
23:53A bath of piss.
23:54It's great.
23:54That's how I keep my color.
23:56Donald, if you'd like to try, just give me a call.
23:58You're too old, honey.
23:59You're too old.
23:59I'm single.
24:01I'm free on Saturday night and I can fit my whole hand in my mouth.
24:04Oh, wow.
24:05Good to know.
24:06Not a match, but that answer was very entertaining, Ru.
24:09Thank you very much.
24:10Thank you, Ru.
24:10Let's move on down to Mary Berry.
24:12Oh, Mary.
24:13Mary, darling.
24:14Sorry, Ru.
24:15I don't think I heard the question correctly.
24:17I just wrote, my poor nanny tastes like a fondant fence.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:22Oh, Ru, the stories I could tell you about my poor nanny.
24:25That sounds like it's going to be great fun to grab.
24:27Yeah.
24:28Is that a match with the judges?
24:30It's a match.
24:31Oh.
24:32It's a match.
24:33Well done, dear.
24:34Well done.
24:34Well, Mary Berry, well done.
24:36We both love a bit of poor nanny, don't we?
24:39Lorraine, are you ready to play the game?
24:41Alan Carr is so camped.
24:45Yesterday, I caught him putting one of my wigs on his blank.
24:49What say you, Lorraine?
24:51I say puppies or doggies.
24:52That's so cute.
24:53It would be so cute.
24:54Lorraine, you have marvelous puppies, by the way.
24:57Marvelous.
24:58What?
24:58All right, let's go to our celebrities and see if Lorraine has a match.
25:02Gemma, a wig on a puppy.
25:03Isn't that hilarious?
25:05Well, that's Essex.
25:06Girls love her big hair, and I work with quite a few bitches on towers,
25:09so I'm familiar with them.
25:11But you know what?
25:11I actually pride myself.
25:13Like, I'm mega confident, yeah, because I know I've got a designer vagina.
25:16Alan, it's quite questionable with the pitch of that voice,
25:19so I said he put it on his vajazzled vagina.
25:22I'm sorry, Gemma, not a match.
25:24I'm sorry, Lorraine, but there's still many celebrities that you can match here.
25:28Margaret Thatcher.
25:30Alan Carr is so campy.
25:31Yesterday I caught him putting one of my wigs on his...
25:34His girlfriend, Lorraine Kelly, the Scottish bonnie lass of the telly.
25:38Lorraine once asked me if I would suck on her battered sausage,
25:42but I told her the lade is not for turning.
25:46Oh!
25:49Well, okay, that's actually not a match.
25:52No.
25:53No.
25:54In any sense.
25:56Ru McClanahan.
25:57Well, Ru, in my experience, when a man takes his toupee off to go to bed,
26:00he leaves it on his bedpost.
26:03Oh, on his bedpost.
26:04You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that.
26:07Is it a match?
26:08We're actually looking for a puppy or a dog or a canine, a pooch.
26:11Oh, well, what do I know? I'm dead.
26:13Well...
26:13Thanks, syphilis.
26:14What'd you...
26:17Well, Ru, I always thank syphilis.
26:20Yes.
26:21Let's see what you say, Sir David.
26:23I...
26:24I've ridden...
26:24I've ridden shih tzu.
26:26Yay!
26:27I'm just...
26:27That's a match.
26:29Wonderful.
26:30You've got one.
26:31Oh, brilliant.
26:32Oh, I love game shih tzu.
26:33By shih tzu, you did mean a dog, right?
26:35Oh, of course.
26:36Yes.
26:37Of course you did.
26:37What else would it mean, Ru?
26:38Exactly.
26:39Okay, Stacy, this one's for you.
26:41Meghan Markle is shaking up the royal protocol once again.
26:46The new menu at Kensington Palace serves all tea, no blank.
26:51Shade.
26:52Yes.
26:53Good answer.
26:54Right answer.
26:56Let's see if 45 has some shade.
27:00Donald J. Trump.
27:01Well, I just thought I'd ignore the game and just try and cover my own back.
27:04Oh, okay.
27:05So, all tea, no collusion.
27:07No collusion.
27:08Especially with Russia and definitely not with China.
27:12No collusion with Russia or China.
27:14Okay.
27:15Let's move on now to Mary Berry.
27:17The new menu at Kensington Palace serves all tea, no...
27:21All tea, no cream.
27:23No cream.
27:24I love cream, so I won't be there.
27:26I love creams in my eclairs, in my buns, and up my arse.
27:31Oh, my gosh.
27:33Maybe.
27:34Oh, my goodness.
27:36I didn't know this about Mary Berry.
27:38You too, you, Mary.
27:40Well, not a match.
27:41We're looking for shade.
27:42Let's go on down to Sir David Attenborough.
27:45Maybe he's got some shade.
27:47No, no eggs from rare birds.
27:50No eggs from rare birds?
27:51I love beating eggs until they're stiff.
27:53I love beating a lot of things until they're stiff.
27:55Okay.
27:59Oh, shoot.
28:00Now that sound means we're out of time.
28:03All right.
28:04And the winner is Glenn Close, finally.
28:09Well, thanks, Lorraine.
28:11Thanks, Stacy.
28:13We'll see you next time on The Snatch Game.
28:17Say goodbye, stars.
28:19Bye.
28:19Bye, girls.
28:21See you on another show.
28:22Thank you very much.
28:27The coast is clear.
28:31Morning.
28:32It's a new day.
28:33We've just had Snatch Game.
28:34I feel so good about it.
28:36And I just can't wait to get that runway on.
28:38Oh, girls.
28:39Wasn't it fun yesterday?
28:40Yeah.
28:40Very, very fun.
28:42No.
28:43It was okay.
28:44Do you know what?
28:45I was bricking it, but I actually had so much fun doing it.
28:48You've gone from bottom to safe.
28:49Well done.
28:51Oh, my goodness.
28:52I think I'm going to have to make a public apology to Mary Berry after that.
28:56Oh, my God.
28:57You were hilarious.
28:58Yeah, no, you were really good.
28:59I was just so in my head the whole day.
29:00I didn't know what was going to come out whenever I was there.
29:01That's the whole thing with it, though.
29:03You just don't know what's going to happen until you actually sit down.
29:05Because I felt like, okay, I've got the energy.
29:08I think she'll be okay.
29:09And then I just didn't make enough space for it.
29:12Snatch Game, personally, it was a miss.
29:13Like, I second-guessed myself.
29:15I didn't stick to my guns.
29:17I made bad choices.
29:18I just want to say thank you for letting me go.
29:21No, that's fine.
29:21That's fine.
29:22I mean, yours was fucking awful, so I couldn't allow you on stage with that.
29:25Enough of the niceties.
29:27If you both did it, who do you think would have won?
29:29Well, I'm not going to lie.
29:31I wouldn't know because I haven't seen her doing it.
29:34That's the thing.
29:34But I don't think you delivered it any better than I would have done.
29:39I feel like Davina is definitely slightly better after the Snatch Game.
29:42I mean, she should have just done Margaret Thatcher.
29:46You've got to fight for it, bitch.
29:47I think it was a great Snatch Game overall.
29:49I mean, we've seen how many seasons of it.
29:50And I think that is a credit to British drag.
29:53I think that is what we do.
29:54Our drag is all about comedy and just giving a good time.
29:57That was funny.
29:58All of us put on a show.
29:59Yeah.
29:59So, well done, everyone.
30:01Well done, girls.
30:02Bravo, bitches.
30:03Right, let's do this.
30:04Let's go.
30:05Let's get ready.
30:05I want to start.
30:06Here we go.
30:17Davina, girl, you're married, aren't you?
30:19I am.
30:19How long?
30:20Seven years.
30:22Bad luck.
30:22I'm just kidding.
30:24Bad luck for him.
30:25Poor fucker.
30:26It must be nice finding someone that can stick you.
30:30Savage.
30:31What about you, Cheryl?
30:32I'm engaged.
30:33So, like, the fact that I found the one person I want to spend the rest of my life with,
30:38and the fact that you can put up with this one, I'm surprised.
30:41Crystal's getting married soon, aren't you, Crystal?
30:43I'll see if I'm still engaged when I get out the other side.
30:45Oh, yeah.
30:46Well, I'm awfully jealous of all of you girls.
30:48Why?
30:49Because in Northern Ireland we actually don't, we can't get married.
30:52It's illegal still for gays to get married.
30:54What?
30:54I mean, we can have a civil partnership, but actual marriage is still not legal.
31:00Oh.
31:01So we're behind the rest of the UK, actually.
31:03It just blows your mind that in 2019 there are still parts of the UK where you can't
31:10get married if you're a gay person.
31:11That's mad.
31:12Yeah, it's crazy.
31:14That's fucked up, mate.
31:16There's this party called the DUP and they have this petition of concern that they pull
31:20out every time equal marriage is mentioned, saying that it offends their beliefs.
31:26Well, that's fine.
31:27Yeah.
31:27Your belief is a belief.
31:29Exactly.
31:29My existence is a reality.
31:32Exactly.
31:32And they believe that because of their religion it shouldn't happen in our country.
31:38Which is really upsetting because when you find someone you know that you want to spend
31:42the rest of your life with them.
31:43Yeah.
31:43Imagine being a young queer kid and hearing on the news that marriage equality isn't a thing.
31:49It might make you not want to come out to your parents.
31:51So me and my partner have made a pact that we will not get married until we're equal.
31:55He's Blue's biggest supporter.
31:56Without him, Blue wouldn't be a thing.
31:58So, I mean, I have a lot to thank him for and a lot of appreciation for him.
32:01I just wish I could show it to the world, my family.
32:06Yeah.
32:06If anything happened to him, I would want to be there for him.
32:09I mean, I wouldn't rush, girl.
32:11Honestly, as soon as you get that piece of paper, all the bedroom action stops.
32:16So terrible.
32:17Explains a lot then.
32:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
32:22Michelle Visage.
32:23From now on, you'll always be Judgy Spice to me.
32:27Zig-a-zig-a!
32:29What does she call me?
32:32And my favorite, Chatty Spice, Alan Carr.
32:36Now, Alan, you've always got a smile on your face.
32:39What's your secret?
32:40IBS.
32:43Okay.
32:44And the one and only Ginger Spice, Jerry.
32:48Hey, you look amazing.
32:50Aw, I bet you say that to all the space ghettos.
32:55This week, we challenged our queens to do their best celebrity impersonations on the Snatch Game.
33:01And tonight on the runway, category is Weird Science, Genetically Modified Drag Queens.
33:10Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
33:16First up, Blue Hydrangea.
33:20Oh, guys, she's out on the lash.
33:22Aye, aye, aye.
33:24I am serving you big eye realness.
33:27Over the years, drag queens have just been painting their eyes bigger and bigger and bigger.
33:31So by the year 3000, their head is just a massive eyeball.
33:34What are you looking at?
33:36The headpiece is foam.
33:37The dress is a nude sheer fabric with lace embellishments with lovely red fringe.
33:42I've got my eye on the prize.
33:44Jerry, the eye is the window to the hole.
33:46That's not a happy hole.
33:49That's not a happy hole.
33:50We all have a happy hole, Jerry.
33:52Up next, bag of chips.
33:54Diffless mom!
33:55I am serving this lovely, beautiful black cat suit.
34:00Sexy superhero realness.
34:02Get out of my way, bitch.
34:04Baggers here.
34:06Hiya!
34:07Mask for mask.
34:10Fighting the super gonorrhea virus.
34:14Gonorrhea eleganza!
34:17Beam me up, slutty.
34:21Up next, Cheryl Hall.
34:23Take that look off your space.
34:24Very good.
34:25We're messing up the planet, guys.
34:27We can't breathe out our mouths.
34:28So what do we have to do?
34:29We have to breathe out of our belly buttons.
34:31Now this look isn't quintessential chairs, but to be honest, there's lots of girls in Estes that have tubes coming
34:37out of here, there and everywhere.
34:38I'm serving the future, and the future is bright.
34:41I think she took the tube here.
34:44Good one.
34:45Up next, something Wong.
34:48What I'm serving is sexy cyborg.
34:51My body in a red cat suit.
34:55Platform shoes all the way up to my thigh.
34:58My face is painted like I'm missing bits.
35:01Put on a new face, and inject your lips with more filler.
35:04Coffee, tea, or Botox?
35:07Don't do it.
35:08Don't do it.
35:10Oh, no.
35:11Oh, more, more.
35:14Up next, Davina DeCampo.
35:17She's like a jealous mermaid.
35:19Uh-huh.
35:20I am bringing a sparkly, mossy, plant-human cross-hybrid creature.
35:27I think they botched your boob job.
35:31Everybody's got slightly wonky tits, kid. It's a fact of life.
35:35My asteroids are playing up.
35:38I just got that.
35:40Up next, Crystal.
35:43Flashdance, the apocalypse.
35:47I'm serving dystopian mutant drag queen.
35:49This look has everything.
35:51I'm wearing handmade prosthetics.
35:52The mouth stretcher is decorated with the teeth of my victims.
35:57I'm serving Jerry mutant spice in this look.
35:59And she looks fucking terrified.
36:01Her grinder's blowing up.
36:03Yes.
36:04I'm giving them fire crotch.
36:06Threw her actual pussies on fire.
36:09Oh, she's gonna split her different.
36:11Oh, stop it.
36:12Oh!
36:14Use a real gynecologist like the rest of us.
36:20Up next, the Vivian.
36:22Beaker?
36:23I don't even know her.
36:24My weird science look is giving you floral human-eyed
36:27who's been injected with photosynthetic DNA.
36:30They're trying to live forever, but it's kind of gone a bit wrong.
36:32I've got shoes, the whole katsu, all the flowers in just the right places.
36:37I'm wearing full prosthetics on my face.
36:39I've changed the silhouette of my head, so I am giving this everything I've got.
36:42I think it's safe to say that no one wants to wake up in a brown onesie.
36:48Welcome, ladies.
36:50Now, based on your Snatch Game performances and your main stage presentations,
36:55I've made some decisions.
36:58Now, when I call your name, please step forward.
37:02Blue Hydrangea.
37:05Cheryl Hole.
37:09Blue, you are a liar.
37:12Maria.
37:13In the workroom, you said you weren't a funny queen.
37:17But you are very funny.
37:21I just want to say, sorry, Mary Berry, if you're watching this.
37:25Oh, she's waiting for your ass after the show.
37:29Cheryl and Blue.
37:31You are safe.
37:34Oh, my God.
37:37You may leave the stage.
37:39Thank you, Ru.
37:46Ladies, you are the tops and bottoms of the week.
37:50Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with...
37:53Bag of Chips.
37:55Snatch Game absolutely loved it.
37:57And I just want the BBC to give you and the Vivian a sitcom as Donald Trump
38:02and Mrs. Sacha living together in a flat.
38:06I would watch that.
38:07That was absolutely amazing.
38:08You had the balance of that British sensibility about you.
38:12A little bit of carry-on, but you don't have to be filthy.
38:15The leg is not for turning.
38:17Well done.
38:18Jerry likes me.
38:21Tonight on the runway is a cute different futuristic thingy for you.
38:26I am so out of my comfort zone, I'm not going to lie.
38:28This is, like, out there for me.
38:30There are things that I would have liked to have seen you deal with this.
38:32You don't have a lash on, do you?
38:34I really was going to put one on as well, but I wanted it to just be like,
38:36you know what I mean?
38:37Like, I'm in the desert or something.
38:38But this is still a drag show.
38:40You have what it takes back and you just need to up it.
38:42I once went scuba diving in an outfit like that.
38:46Up next, something wrong.
38:49You brought David Attenborough to drag, okay?
38:53He's going to watch this show because of you, okay?
38:56You brought two worlds together colliding.
38:59That's something different.
39:01That's what this show's about.
39:02As brilliant as you were at him, it got totally lost.
39:08At least you didn't go down the Mary Berry,
39:10I've got a cream horn stuck up my arse.
39:13Tonight on the runway was kind of really basic for me.
39:17You know, or you may not know, but if you watch our show,
39:19you know how I feel about leotards in general.
39:21Especially one that's just red and not really fitting you up.
39:24Like, if you turn around, you can see how it's fully pulling away from her back, you see?
39:28That outfit looks mignon.
39:30Oh, my God, Aaron!
39:34Next up, Davina DeCampo.
39:36Now, Jerry, you and Davina know each other from the show All Together now, is that right?
39:40We do!
39:41And you are being as impartial as you can be.
39:44Of course, this is the BBC.
39:49First of all, I want to talk about Julia Child.
39:51You definitely were the supporting cast among them.
39:54Did you enjoy Snatch Game?
39:56I think that might be a strong word.
39:59It happened.
40:00I was there.
40:02You could have gone so much bigger, Davina.
40:05Just when you think it's too big, it's not big enough.
40:09You know what I mean?
40:09I've tried a nickel for every time I've said that.
40:12Amen, sister.
40:15Julia Child, I didn't really know that much about, or I'm going to admit, but I enjoyed your performance. This,
40:21however, I love it.
40:22This is another look for you that I feel is out of your element, from down to your shoes, to
40:26your fingertips, your makeup, the bowl on your head, the inside of it. One of my favorites on the runway
40:32tonight.
40:34So, what do you have to say for yourself?
40:36I should have brought a much stronger character than Julia or Posh. That's what I should have done.
40:43You were going to do Posh.
40:44I was.
40:45I know.
40:45You've been a brilliant Posh.
40:47But after you've pointed and pouted, where the fuck are you going?
40:51Can you do a little Posh for us now?
40:53Well, I'd really like to join you on the reunion, Cherry.
40:56I can't be arsed, I'm a brand now.
40:59Yes.
41:03A bit savage, sorry.
41:04A little bit.
41:06Thank you, Davina.
41:09Up next, Crystal.
41:10Hiya.
41:11Wow, Crystal, is this something you do in your act with the...
41:14Absolutely.
41:15Oh, my goodness.
41:16Had you ever hurt yourself?
41:18I mean, if I did, I'd probably be an amputee, so...
41:23Rue McClanahan, it didn't work for me because this is a drag show and there was no Rue in it.
41:30I felt like you should have at least raised your voice a little bit.
41:33Yeah.
41:33You know what I mean?
41:34Given us something that took us out of Crystal and put us into Rue.
41:37And gone even more Southern and more slutty.
41:39Hi, Sugar.
41:40Thank you for being a friend.
41:41The fact that Blanche was out-slutted was a travesty.
41:44Yeah.
41:47Tonight on the Runway, however, I loved the danger in this act.
41:50I've never seen anything like it before.
41:52Great.
41:52It was just too scary when I saw you doing what you were doing to yourself, to your crotch.
41:58Yeah.
41:58I was like, oh, my God!
41:59What about Rue grinding her own vagina?
42:03There you go.
42:03Why not?
42:05All right.
42:05Up next, we've got the Vivian.
42:08Donald Trump and the Snatch Game was phenomenal.
42:12Jane.
42:13That's what the Snatch Game is all about.
42:14It's about not just looking like, but embodying and being able to volley with Rue.
42:18I've got to tell you, I don't believe I've ever heard anyone do Donald Trump better.
42:22Honestly.
42:23Wow.
42:23I think that's the best I've ever heard.
42:24I think better than Donald Trump.
42:27I believe that, yes, Donald Trump would flirt with Maggie Thatcher.
42:31Of course he would.
42:32She's an inspiration.
42:33Yeah.
42:34Yeah.
42:34Amazing.
42:35Amazing.
42:36Thank you, Rue.
42:36Thank you for having me here.
42:38And then this outfit here, what you did.
42:40Do you know what?
42:41I didn't understand it, but I liked it.
42:43I love your outfit.
42:44I love your cheeky little nose missing from after Michelle's cruel jive and run.
42:50It wasn't cruel.
42:53No, it just looked brilliant.
42:54All right.
42:54Thank you, ladies.
42:55I think we've heard enough.
42:56While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
43:00You may leave the stage.
43:06Fuck me.
43:07That was intense.
43:09That was intense.
43:11Cheers, everyone.
43:13Cheers.
43:14Oh, there's lemons everywhere there, isn't there?
43:16Well, girls, what's the crack?
43:18I want to know what's happened.
43:19Because obviously this isn't my first time.
43:21I doubt so.
43:22Jesus.
43:23First time safe, Cheryl.
43:25I know.
43:26Well done, girl.
43:27Used to be in a bottom.
43:29Listen, I think the judging criteria is 80% snatch game, 20% runway.
43:33That's how I figured it out.
43:34I just think it's because you look amazing, but I'm just saying because you didn't do that well.
43:38No, absolutely.
43:38I think it's between me and Crystal.
43:40Absolutely.
43:41Sitting here right now.
43:43I should have done my game.
43:44The problem with Julia Childs was that she's very like Attenborough in that she's going to do what she's going
43:51to do and then she's going to stop and leave space for that.
43:53Are you worried after it?
43:54Which is very much how I work anyway.
43:56I let other people have their space and their time.
43:59But you and Crystal look absolutely incredible.
44:00And then it's lab now when I'm talking and you're just talking over me.
44:04I will not normally point that out.
44:07I will just let you talk over me.
44:08That is not going to happen anymore.
44:10If I'm fucking speaking, I am fucking speaking.
44:14If someone's got a big personality and loud, then you just need to be louder and be heard.
44:19Davina, speak up, bitch!
44:22I'm in a competition and I need to not do that.
44:25That mindset has to go.
44:26This is not a theatre show.
44:27I am not working with other people on a theatre show.
44:29I'm in a competition.
44:32Davina has just got some pretty bad critiques and now she seems to be taking out on us, saying that
44:36she's not heard and people talk over her.
44:39Well, maybe if you stopped bragging about yourself and actually said something interesting, people would actually listen.
44:45How do you feel, Crystal?
44:47You know, it is what it is.
44:48My snatch game's stung.
44:49You look fucking brilliant.
44:51I think you looked good on the snatch game too and got laughs.
44:54I think you rehearsed it so much beforehand.
44:56You were sat over there going over and over and over the lines.
45:01That's how I approach everything.
45:02It's like, how am I going to prepare for this?
45:03What am I going to do?
45:04What am I going to do when?
45:05And that just isn't the way that improv works.
45:08But I hoped that I would be able to make it funny despite that.
45:12And occasionally that worked and mostly it didn't.
45:15At this point, I'm hoping I'm going to scrape through unsafe.
45:18I hope what I did on the runway was enough.
45:20I really enjoyed what I did.
45:21And I think, and for once, like the judges were like, we like you.
45:25Aww.
45:26So nice.
45:27Yeah.
45:27It's nice to have that.
45:29Like, 100% hand on heart say that I got the worst critique for outfit.
45:33But when it comes to the snatch game, it actually wasn't that bad.
45:37I love something so much.
45:39I've known you the longest out of everybody here.
45:42And you are amazing.
45:43You're beautiful, gorgeous.
45:45From what I've heard from the critique, I think you're going to be in the bottom.
45:47So you better lip sync for your life.
45:50If you end up staying, like, I want you to bring fucking everything to this next week.
45:56Because otherwise, what was the point in your staying?
45:57Exactly.
45:58So no matter what you've thought or planned, do something else.
46:01You picked this outfit out today and you weren't feeling it.
46:03You should have asked around and gone, can I borrow that?
46:05There's no harm in asking.
46:06I'm always so in my head about things.
46:08I always take my own advice.
46:11And when people try and help out, I just don't listen.
46:13I know it's a competition, but we're still a family.
46:16Does that make sense?
46:17And Savina borrowed me the Margaret Thatcher outfit.
46:19You know what I mean?
46:20So if you need help, just ask.
46:22Don't ask me because I'm the most shy.
46:23You know what I mean?
46:24But just go around and ask people.
46:25If you don't ask, you don't.
46:27Yeah.
46:28Something needs to take advice more.
46:30She thinks she knows everything.
46:32You don't.
46:33We're not here to sabotage you.
46:34We're here to help.
46:35So if you were going to be a Spice Girl, what would your name be?
46:38Oh, good question.
46:39Bottom two, Spice.
46:40Oh, girl.
46:46Right.
46:47Can we learn this lip sync, then?
46:48Yeah, exactly.
46:48Speaking of bottom two.
46:49Good luck, guys.
46:50Yeah.
46:51All right.
46:52Now, just between us space ghettos.
46:55What do you think?
46:56Let's start with Bag of Chips.
46:59That Margaret Thatcher was a home run, you guys.
47:02And that's really what it's all about in Snatch Game,
47:04is fully living and embodying the character.
47:06I was blown away, actually.
47:07The most impressive thing about the Maggie Thatcher,
47:09aside from being hilarious, wasn't too terribly a trash talk.
47:13She didn't resort to the Fs in the...
47:16Yeah.
47:17If you're really good at comedy, you don't need to keep using swear words
47:21and be a bit filthy.
47:22That's what I fucking say.
47:25Tonight on the runway, however, it was basically a scuba outfit
47:28turned into a spacey, crazy outfit.
47:31I'm a bit tired of, oh, I'm out of my comfort zone.
47:34We're all out of our comfort zone.
47:35Get in that comfort zone.
47:37When we get out of our comfort zone, that's when we find out who we are.
47:41Yes.
47:42And I think, you know, she showed us a little bit of that.
47:44All right, let's move on down to something wrong.
47:47Sir David got no jokes in there.
47:49And that's not good.
47:51But he is going to bring the grandmothers.
47:54He is going to bring the scientists.
47:56Jerry!
47:57Everybody's going to be watching Drag Race because of him.
48:01I'm telling you.
48:02I really appreciate him going for it.
48:04However, there's no excuse for that runway look.
48:06It looked cheap.
48:07I feel like something wrong embodies Britain.
48:10Jerry, to quote the Spice Girls, stop right now.
48:13Thank you very much.
48:15Jerry!
48:16Jerry!
48:17All right, let's move on to Davina DeCampo.
48:20Davina DeCampo did Julia Child.
48:22This is one, again, that I expected Davina to be better in this kind of a challenge, actually,
48:26because she is the actor type, the theater kid.
48:28So it was really kind of off the mark of where she should have gone with it.
48:32It just wasn't funny.
48:33There were no less.
48:34I actually threw her a few lines.
48:35I said, what's the name of the book?
48:36The Joy of...
48:37The Joy of Cooking, which is the actual title.
48:39She could have said so many things.
48:41Tonight on the Runway is what really saved her.
48:42I thought this was a beautiful look for Davina.
48:44I thought the way she moved, fantastic.
48:46She really committed to it.
48:47It was beautiful and weird at the same time.
48:49I loved it.
48:50All right, let's move on to Crystal.
48:52I think the main problem for me was that she didn't embody Rue McClanahan.
48:57She didn't embody Blanche Devereaux.
49:00There was nothing.
49:01It was just her talking as Crystal with a slight southern accent.
49:05But guys, there was one joke.
49:07It was a funny joke.
49:08She got to say syphilis and it got a big laugh.
49:10Thanks, syphilis.
49:11Tonight on the Runway, I loved it.
49:13That's totally up my street.
49:14And then she took it a step further with like a freak show element.
49:17If I was at a bar and I saw that, that would be amazing.
49:20Michelle.
49:21Yeah, no, I love that.
49:22Jerry, I got to take you with me.
49:22Why?
49:23I'm going to take you out.
49:24Michelle Visage walks into a bar.
49:26Yes, and I pull out my grinder.
49:28It's just fun to watch.
49:30I think with those sparks, I think if something wrong had been standing next to it,
49:34she would have gone up like a Christmas tree with how cheap her outfit was.
49:38She had the sort of steampunk motif on.
49:42I enjoyed that.
49:42But like Jerry, it did scare me.
49:44Anyway, listen, Crystal, she got no laughs.
49:47Only thing I got from her was syphilis.
49:49I have antibiotics.
49:50Oh, thank you.
49:51Let's move on to the Vivian.
49:54Guys, I'm going to go out on a limb here.
49:56This Donald Trump impersonation may be the best Snatch Game character in the history of the show.
50:02Wow, it smells a bit like Mexican food.
50:05She didn't dominate the whole theme.
50:09She didn't.
50:10She let everybody have their moment.
50:11But when she had her moment, she killed it.
50:13In the Snatch Game, it was jokes about collusion, about Russia, about everything.
50:17A real brain going in there.
50:19The runway tonight.
50:20I really love what she did finally with a real prosthetic nose.
50:23I loved how the face looked.
50:25But, you know, the thing was a little ill-fitting.
50:27It wasn't perfect.
50:28And at the end of the day, we know Viv can do better than that.
50:30It was a bit pooey, the color of the leotard.
50:33Yes, if you wanted to be down on that.
50:36I appreciated it.
50:37I thought it was fun.
50:38Yeah, it was droopy in the drawers a little bit.
50:40She's someone who can pull a look together with nothing.
50:44And I think Vivian is in it to win it.
50:46Oh, yeah, I do.
50:48Silence.
50:49I've made my decision.
50:50Bring back my girls.
50:53Welcome back, ladies.
50:54I've made some decisions.
50:58Bag of chips.
51:00Bag of chips.
51:00As Maggie Thatcher, you ruled the snatch game.
51:05The Vivian.
51:06Your Trump was unimpeachable.
51:10Bag of chips.
51:13The Vivian.
51:15The parliament is hung.
51:19You are both winners of this week's challenge.
51:24And you both get to share one rupee to bed.
51:31Ah, what the hell.
51:32We'll throw in two.
51:33We'll throw in two.
51:35We'll throw in two.
51:36We'll throw in two.
51:37We'll throw in two.
51:38We'll throw in two.
51:38Weather with pride.
51:40Baga, Viv, you may join the other girls.
51:43Thank you so much.
51:43Thank you so much.
51:48ведic.
51:49Phantom Wang.
51:50On the runway, you gave it your best shot.
51:53But your Sir Attenborough, was not the King of the Jungle.
51:59Devina DeCampo.
52:00On the runway, you over-delivered.
52:03But your Julia Child was….
52:06Undercooked.
52:07Crystal.
52:09On the runway, you sparked our curiosity.
52:12But in the Snatch Game, your blanche was bland.
52:18Davina DeCampo, you're safe.
52:27Something?
52:28Crystal, I'm sorry my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
52:34I'm ready to give the best lip sync I possibly can to this song.
52:39Two queens stand before me.
52:42In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay, which means stay.
52:47One of you to sashay away.
52:51I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
52:56Prior to tonight, you were asked to perform a lip sync performance of Spice Up Your Life by the Space
53:05Gettles.
53:08Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
53:17The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:27This look probably wouldn't have been my first choice for doing a Spice Girls song in front of fucking Jerry
53:33Halliwell.
53:33Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
53:59Spice Girlsство.
54:02Everyone and every girl
54:05People of the world
54:08Summer to the left
54:09Shake it to the right
54:11Shake it to the right
54:14How you see them, yeah, hold tight
54:16La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
54:24Yellow manning, timpah too
54:27Colorful, me and you
54:30Kung Fu fighting
54:32Dancing free
54:34Tribal spaceman
54:35And all that's in between
54:37Colorful, me and you
54:39Everyone and every girl
54:41People of the world
54:44Summer to the left
54:45Shake it to the right
54:47Shake it to the right
54:50And we'll go round
54:52Summer to the left
54:53Shake it to the right
54:54Shake it to the right
54:57Get ready
54:57I see your
54:58Ohlon
54:59Member
55:00Hip-hop is
55:02We knew what the punchmän
55:04Them poppers
55:05The south side
55:06Shake itbody change it
55:07I got
55:08Shake it Shake it
55:09I got
55:10The people of the world
55:14Sponge is out here
55:15Espais Rudy
55:15women in every girl
55:16Special to the right
55:21Pirate
55:22Ale
55:22Sponge to the left
55:22Shake it to the right
55:23Shake it to the right
55:24Shake it to the front
55:24Shake it to the front
55:25Type-C, yeah, hold tight!
55:43Now, I've made my decision.
55:52Crystal, Shantae, you stay.
55:55Don't cry.
55:59You may join the other girls.
56:02I love you.
56:08Something.
56:10If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be white.
56:15Now, sashay away.
56:18I love you all, and thank you so much for changing my life.
56:21Cheers.
56:22You've been amazing.
56:25That was amazing.
56:27Love you long time.
56:32It's been honestly the best learning experience, and it's been so wicked.
56:38This is like the start of my new life.
56:40Like in every respect.
56:41I think everyone's going to be proud.
56:46Let's go.
56:47Oh, my God!
56:50Hello!
56:52Oh, my God!
56:54I wanted to come and say hello to you because I just thought you had such a great energy.
57:00And it really came across.
57:02To me, it did.
57:03I really connected to that.
57:04I thought you brought a lot of joy.
57:06So, well done.
57:07Oh, my God.
57:08Jerry Horner just made me cry.
57:10Jerry from the Spice Girls.
57:11Oh, my God.
57:12Maybe it could be called something right.
57:15There's nothing wrong with it.
57:16Exactly.
57:17Well done, something wrong.
57:18Thank you, Ms. Jerry Horner of Spice Girls State.