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00:02Oh my goodness gracious me!
00:05The lip sync's over. Sister's done. I'm still here.
00:09I don't think you all thought I could do it, darling, but whoa! Here I am.
00:13Whose space is this? Tastes.
00:15Hate your hair. Hope you lose.
00:17Absolute love, you champions.
00:19Sister. You can't count.
00:21Oh, what did I say?
00:23Champion.
00:24Oh my god, I need glasses.
00:27How'd you feel?
00:28Because she did compete in that lip sync.
00:30So it's like, you couldn't write who was going to get it.
00:33You know, I love to perform. That's what I do, you know.
00:35You're a seamstress, you know.
00:36You know, everyone has their strengths in your voice.
00:38That is my strength.
00:39Like, I live for the stage. I live to dance, so.
00:42I think Tastes is on a bumpy road.
00:44She is stiff competition in a lip sync.
00:48Ugh!
00:49But Tastes better watch out because the next challenge that comes her way,
00:52she needs to go fully into that or else Tastes could go home.
00:57Well, Ahura, it does pain me to say it, but condragulations, you won.
01:02I'm so happy.
01:04Like, I put so much pressure on myself after not winning the last sewing challenge,
01:09so I just really wanted to redeem myself.
01:12Yep, that's right.
01:13One, two badges, and I'm ready for another one.
01:16I was thoroughly surprised when it got to you three in the bottom.
01:20I was like, what?
01:21You have no idea how tight and clenched my hole was.
01:26Well, you should keep it clenched, girl, because it looks like you should get used to losing these days.
01:30Mmm.
01:32Well, have fun catching up too, me bitch.
01:35Ahura seems to have had her redemption now, and is she gonna out-badge me?
01:43There were twelve.
01:44Bitches up in here.
01:46Yeah.
01:46Now there's five.
01:48I know.
01:49Top five!
01:49Top five!
01:51So I put us all in top five coming back after lockdown, but would your views have all put me
01:55in the same position,
01:57or do you think I've took somewhere else's spot in this top five place?
02:00No, I definitely had you in the top five, but I just had you going next in the top five,
02:03so then we can be the top four.
02:06Ellie doesn't have a badge.
02:08It is getting to the nitty gritty now, so it could be anyone's, because you've got three, we've got two,
02:14one, zero.
02:16All right.
02:20You literally do not even register me in your brain, and that's really pissing me off.
02:25Y'all better watch out, because I need a badge to make the top four positions.
02:29Well, guess what, you're never going to get it.
02:30Never say never!
02:31Take your old words off, bitch!
02:32I'm really proud of myself getting this far, but I need a badge to prove myself to these other girls
02:40that I am competition.
02:41I mean, look at this right now, I mean, ding, ding, ding.
02:43It is the Lens and Gals, but it's the Scots!
02:45Well, the Scots are going to overpower the London folk.
02:48For freedom!
02:52This is where the competition really sets in.
02:55We need to kick these London bitches out.
02:57Yeah.
02:57We're going to take your shitty drag, put it in the bin, you absolute hounds.
03:03Only one of us can win.
03:06Swinging around the Mulby Bush can only go on so long.
03:08Oh, what's the name again? Sister Mister?
03:10Wipe the floor with her, didn't I? And I'll do it again.
03:12But at the end of the day, I need to burn this Mulby Bush and your world going down with
03:15it.
03:15Because I've got to win.
03:16So back up!
03:18I don't know what comes out of my mouth. I don't know where this shit comes from.
03:26It's a new day in the workroom. It is top five. So everyone better bring their A-game.
03:32And I can't wait to see what's next.
03:34There's two badges.
03:35I know, I finally don't feel unbalanced in my walk.
03:39How me, Miss Ellie Diamond, I don't see any badges on that hoodie yet.
03:42But I see two flowers.
03:43Two flowers? Where?
03:45Oh yeah, here.
03:48I'm like, I'm okay. I'm feeling alright.
03:49After last week in Untucked, I did feel some sort of way.
03:53The past couple of weeks, I've sort of let the queens say what they want to say about me.
03:56But no more.
03:57Like, it's the time now where I really do need to stick up for myself and be my own boss
04:01and be my own person.
04:02I feel very underestimated by the rest of you girls.
04:05And it's sort of the thing where it's like, I do everything myself. I do hair, outfits, like the entire
04:09thing.
04:09Like, y'all should not underestimate me.
04:12You need to prove yourself.
04:13If they don't win this challenge now and get a badge, then...
04:17Need help packing?
04:19Like a horror special, like you were like, the silhouette was very similar.
04:22It was a completely different silhouette.
04:24No, I just feel like, you wearing the outfit, I wasn't surprised.
04:28Like, I wasn't shocked by it.
04:29Yeah, but that's the way I interpreted that challenge where I wanted to put my personality into that challenge.
04:35Alright, Ellie Diamond, pipe down. Where the bloody hell's this come from?
04:39It was to be a super-hero, not to be Ellie Diamond.
04:42But I am a super-hero anyways.
04:45Ooh!
04:47Her Majesty did already that had her.
04:52Hey sis, what's with that funny look on your face?
04:56Come to think of it, you've been acting kinda sketchy all season.
05:01Why you gagging so?
05:03You know she'd bring it to you every ball.
05:07A ball?
05:08A ball.
05:09A sketch show?
05:09Something comedy?
05:10Hello, hello, hello!
05:12Hey!
05:14Hey!
05:15Hey!
05:16Hey Ladykins!
05:16Hey!
05:17Hey!
05:18Alright, let me get straight to the point.
05:19There are many different kinds of drag.
05:22So for today's mini challenge, you need to serve us your best macho drag.
05:27Ooh!
05:28As you compete in the hottest new singing show sensation, the Mask for Mask singer.
05:35Ooh!
05:37Ooh!
05:38Ooh!
05:38Here's how it works.
05:39One by one, you grab the mic and give us your best butch performance of my song,
05:46Hey Kitty Girl!
05:47Yeah!
05:48Yeah!
05:49Yeah!
05:49In the end, the most macho queen ends up on top.
05:52Sound familiar?
05:53No, mate.
05:55Me neither.
05:56Okay, you have 15 minutes to get into quick macho drag.
06:00Ready, set, go bro!
06:02Ooh!
06:02Whoa!
06:05This ain't gonna be hard for you, Lawrence.
06:08Butch drag.
06:09Yeah, it will.
06:09Every day.
06:10Butch is something that has never been in my vocabulary.
06:14I mean, each to their own, but I have been repping femme.
06:17Think of all those hot men out there and give it Wally.
06:21Let me put my sausage roll in your chicken steak bake.
06:24Chicken bake.
06:25I don't know.
06:28I'm going a bit more androgynous with the look rather than masculine.
06:31I love that.
06:32You do you, girl.
06:33With this look, I've just sort of taken inspiration from the eight days with the masculine bands
06:38that were straight men that wore makeup and dressed feminine clothes.
06:42So, what is masculine and what is feminine?
06:44I'm sure I can whip something into shape.
06:48I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
06:49A whore is sort of turning me on with this look.
06:52Like, I'm kind of into that, like, leather sort of whips and chains.
06:55So, I was kind of feeling it.
07:04All right, lads.
07:06Let's go.
07:08Roger Red is in the building.
07:10Just one's to my missus in the crowd.
07:13I love you.
07:15And they feel my vibes.
07:17You got me, Tasty Tim, in front of your face.
07:20Let's go!
07:20Kitty girl, it's the world.
07:24When you walk the street, dancing to the beach.
07:28Hey, kitty girl!
07:29Give me the twirl.
07:31I love the twirl.
07:32When you're on disco, you're a buggy, but a rockin' queen.
07:36Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
07:39Cat walking like the world is your v-v-v-way.
07:43People say that when the dog is away.
07:46The kiddie cats are gonna come out and play.
07:49Hey, kitty girl, get your twirl.
07:52Where you walk the street, dancing to the beach.
07:56Hey, kitty girl, get your twirl.
08:00He'll disco hit you.
08:02Boogie мень inglés.
08:03Boogie stumble rockin' queen.
08:05Boogie ben знает rockin' queen.
08:07Boogie boogie nadar-da-wa-ba-boogie boom preach.
08:10Hey, hey, kitty, kitty.
08:12I like Kurt women!
08:15Kurt! Kurt!
08:16Yeah!
08:17Just to confirm, I've never heard of Lady Gaga!
08:21Hey, Katie!
08:22That's right!
08:23Are you there?
08:23I love you, Cheryl!
08:27Thank you, Rue.
08:28That was amazing.
08:30You really butch, George.
08:33My song.
08:34You're welcome, baby.
08:38One of you really rocked out with your frock out.
08:43The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
08:46Ellie Diamond!
08:47Yeah!
08:48Rock on!
08:49That's right!
08:49Ah!
08:50I finally won something!
08:52Thank God!
08:54Oh, bless her.
08:55Finally got herself a win.
08:57Isn't that nice?
08:58It's a shame it doesn't mean anything.
09:00Condragulations, Ellie!
09:02Now, duckies.
09:04Even in the strangest of times, we find that laughter is the best medicine.
09:09For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be putting on a comedy night celebrating the
09:15theme of love.
09:17Oh.
09:17First, each of you needs to write a stand-up set based on your observations about relationships,
09:24breakups, dating, unrequited love, you know, all the Taylor Swift songs.
09:31Not this.
09:33Stand-up.
09:35Never done that in my life.
09:37And then tomorrow, on the main stage, you'll perform your comedy routine in front of a real
09:43rough crowd.
09:44A live audience of inanimate objects.
09:47Ooh.
09:49Hashtag Drag Race UK.
09:52Now, Ellie Diamond, as the winner of the mini challenge, you get to choose the order in
09:57which the queens perform.
09:59Oh.
10:00Very good.
10:01Very good.
10:01This is just the advantage I need right now to get myself a badge.
10:05Later today, to help, you'll meet with our own stand-up superstar, Alan Carr.
10:10Work.
10:12Then, tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge, a
10:20true British comedy legend, Dawn French will be here.
10:30The lucky bitch herself is going to be here judging us in a stand-up comedy show.
10:37Hey.
10:39Cresher.
10:40Racers.
10:41Start your engines.
10:42And may the best drag queen win.
10:46Cheekaroo.
10:51Have you done stand-up before, Ellie?
10:53I have not done stand-up before.
10:55Have you done any kind of comedy?
10:57She does comedy every day, getting into drag.
10:59Clown.
11:00Clownery.
11:01Completely clownery.
11:02Have you thought about the order?
11:04I took in consideration everyone's strong, the strong comedy queens and then the sort
11:10of weaker comedy queens.
11:12Like, who do you see as strong and who do you see as weak?
11:14Comedy queens is definitely Bimini and Lawrence, for sure.
11:18Well, I'll tell you where you're all going to be getting put, since there's the powers
11:21in my hands, this is the competition I'm here to play.
11:24So, first up to the comedy routine is going to be Ahura.
11:28The following horror will be Mwah.
11:32After Mwah will be Bimini.
11:35After Bimini will be Lawrence.
11:37And to close, we've got Taze.
11:42What?
11:43If there's any sort of ill will to that, definitely bring it up.
11:48Let's hear, like, conversations about that.
11:50Well, I just think it's a bit stupid, but...
11:55Bimini's really funny, and I'm really funny.
11:57So basically, if Bimini's more funny than me, it's going to set me up to fail.
12:01She's meant to be my friend.
12:03So I don't understand why Ellie has set it up like this for me.
12:07I think it's a real kick in the teeth.
12:10Well, what would you do then?
12:12Like, where would you place...
12:13No, I would do, like, a shit sandwich.
12:17So I would do the people you know that are going to be strong at the beginning and the end.
12:21I think, like, with this running order you've put, I think everyone's going to struggle.
12:26But is that not kind of what it's supposed to be?
12:30And, like, if...
12:31But you've not even done it like that.
12:32Personally, you know that the first thing is the biggest one to do,
12:35and you've put that onto me because you want me to crack.
12:38And I think that just shows a lot about yourself, period.
12:42Nobody wants to be the first one.
12:45Nobody!
12:46No one wants to go out there and open the show and set the bar.
12:50That might make me look like a bad character, so be it.
12:52Like, for the past couple of weeks, it's been...
12:54I haven't won a badge and this and that and, you know, the outfits and silhouettes.
12:58So you think, just to clarify, you think you're going to win a badge this week?
13:02I've got a pretty good chance after going after a whore.
13:09But that's not, that's...
13:11Well, I mean, let it be, let it be...
13:13Shots fired!
13:14Like, let it be shady.
13:15Let it have that moment of, oh, Ellie's now being shady.
13:18That's fine, but...
13:19You know what?
13:20To be honest, this just gives me a drive, like a fire up my ass to just be like,
13:23you know what?
13:23I want to shit on you so hard.
13:25Go for it.
13:25Go for it.
13:27This is my chance and my time to use this to my advantage to get myself a win and get
13:32myself a badge.
13:33And I'm sure if one of those two had the power, they would do the exact same thing, like, in
13:37their mind as well.
13:38This is a competition and I'm here to win and I'm here to play, as are they.
13:43Okay, so our whore is first, I'm second.
13:46Bimini, are you fine with your place just after me?
13:48I think, like, I'll just go out and kill it wherever I am.
13:51Yeah.
13:52And then Laurence, after Bimini, are you okay?
13:53Do not ask us if we're okay.
13:56If you're going to play the fucking game, then fucking take away your sheet and that's all good.
14:02You know?
14:03Don't ask if we're all right.
14:06Don't do that.
14:07Because that's like, woo, I can change it if I want, but you're not gonna.
14:12The anger in Laurence's face.
14:15Here, Pompadour is going all over the shop.
14:17She is not a happy bunny.
14:20It's like, what are we, children?
14:23Get over it.
14:24Like, it's a competition.
14:25Girls, just take it like a fucking drag queen, innit?
14:28And let's just go for it.
14:34Ooh, people are pressed.
14:36People are pressed.
14:38Well, on that note, I'm gonna go take my first, the worst set and I'm gonna go work on it
14:44alone.
14:48Oh, she ain't happy, is she?
14:49I feel pretty bad after that, to be honest.
14:51Really?
14:52Yeah.
14:52I mean, you gotta do what you're gonna do, girl.
14:54You won the challenge.
14:55You can put people wherever the hell you want.
14:56You shouldn't feel bad for it.
14:58But then, it's like, it's one of those things where it's like, I've made friends with a whore,
15:00a bunch of really good friends as well, so I don't want to throw them under it.
15:04But it's like, it's a competition.
15:05But it's a competition.
15:06It ain't RuPaul's best friend race, is it?
15:07You know?
15:07She's definitely playing, like, a huge game.
15:13I see her game.
15:15She wants me out of this competition.
15:18Trying to sabotage me like that.
15:20Girl!
15:21You messed with the wrong bitch.
15:25At the end of the day, it's about your material.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:28No matter where you are.
15:29Yeah.
15:29It's about the laughs at the end of the day.
15:32To say I'm nervous is an understatement, for sure.
15:36I know it's gonna sound really petty, but I just hope Ellie bonds so hard.
15:41The race to get through to that final four is clearly on.
15:45Yikes on bikes.
15:47Yikes on bikes.
15:53Hiya love, you all right?
15:54I'm not bad.
15:55I've been better though, I must say.
15:56Who would have thought I'd be on a stage trying to stand-up set getting advice from Alan Garb?
16:00Where is it?
16:02Are you nervous?
16:04All the fucking bitches decided to put me first knowing I'm not...
16:06That is tough.
16:08As a stand-up comedian, no one wants to be the first one up.
16:11As long as you go out there and make it bold, you'll be fine.
16:14You'll be fine.
16:15I mean, I wrote quite a lot, so we'll see how it goes.
16:19It was, in fact, my nan who would give me the most advice with dating growing up.
16:23You see, most people say that there's a huge uncommon gap between the older and younger generation.
16:28But for me, I found that me and my nan always had one thing that really helped Buzz to bond.
16:33We've both had...
16:39Things can do better.
16:39No, no.
16:40No, no.
16:42Alright, where can...
16:46Constructive criticism.
16:49Alan is a little bit crudled out.
16:52I don't know if I've taken this a bit too far.
16:53I mean, he's laughing, but I don't know if this is landing.
16:57I wouldn't book a spot at the Roll Variety performance,
16:59but we're going for a different crowd, Alan, all right?
17:03I'm just going to try and put my best funny photo forward.
17:10Hello.
17:11Hello, Ellie.
17:12This is really good for insight.
17:14Not being a comedy queen, I can sort of pick his brain
17:16and take a lot of things from that
17:17to then put into my brain and get my comedy set really good.
17:20Now, you did the running order.
17:22I did, I did.
17:23You've got yourself second.
17:25I'm here to win.
17:26I haven't won a badge yet,
17:27and I feel like this is my moment to really shine in this challenge.
17:30Well, it's all right putting them in a certain order,
17:31but you've got to shine.
17:32You've got to be the best.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Right, well, hit me with it.
17:35Right, so, I mean, I love everything starting with the word D.
17:38I love donuts, dark chocolate.
17:41Oh, I also love dick.
17:43Ellie Diamond just loves dick.
17:46Sorry, I've got a little bit of a dark side,
17:48and her name's called Dirty Diamond.
17:50I love your persona, and I love the demon.
17:52The Exorcist, I love it.
17:54The Dirty Diamond.
17:55Yeah, yeah.
17:55I think Alan likes a little Dirty Diamond.
17:58I mean, who wouldn't?
17:59But what I've came to realise in the past couple of years
18:01is that you've got to kiss a thousand frogs
18:03before you find your prince.
18:04Yeah.
18:05And I'm on about number 520,
18:07so we're almost there,
18:08and I'll see you at the wedding.
18:09I wonder whether your, you know, your Exorcist voice,
18:12maybe that could be the ending with the frog.
18:15Because the joke's the frog.
18:16Froggy.
18:17Froggy and groggy.
18:20Maybe not froggy and groggy.
18:24Feminy.
18:25All right, base.
18:26You come straight from home, base.
18:28Now, I've only done stand-up twice.
18:30One was in front of an audience,
18:31one was on a Zoom, which was bad.
18:34You know, I saw your Katie Price, which was sensational,
18:37so I know you've got timing.
18:39I'm going to talk to you about love, sex and relationships
18:43as a queer person,
18:44which is a bit like how a straight person should be.
18:47Illegal.
18:49Now, it's difficult being gorgeous.
18:51Not a joke, just a fact.
18:53I met my boyfriend three and a half years ago.
18:55Now, he's from Italy,
18:57and he has a strong, classic Italian name.
19:00Steve.
19:04If you're making Alan laugh, you're on the right track.
19:07Wow.
19:08Is that all right?
19:09You must have done stand-up before.
19:11I've done it twice before.
19:12Twice?
19:13Yeah.
19:13Well, I can't...
19:14That was so funny.
19:16I think I did a pretty good job.
19:17Alan didn't give me too much direction,
19:21but I don't know if it's a hindrance,
19:22because I don't know if I could have gone further.
19:25Can't wait to see the performance.
19:26Thank you so much.
19:28Hi, Alan.
19:29Hiya, Lawrence, love.
19:30I am very, very scared.
19:32I bombed Snatch Game.
19:35So, I definitely have a lot of pressure on me with this one.
19:39Let's listen to some of your stuff.
19:41Hello, my name is Lawrence Chaney,
19:43and I'm Scottish Drag Royalty.
19:45Now, before we get started,
19:47I'm going to address something very quickly
19:48that I know you are all thinking in your heads.
19:52No, there's no subtitles with this performance,
19:54but just pretend you know what's going on, okay?
19:57Just try and imagine it, okay?
19:59And any Americans watching,
20:01I apologise, just watch the subtitles, please.
20:03I would just lose the second subtitle thing.
20:05Don't bother about doing a double hit with that joke,
20:07because it's funny.
20:08I know what you're thinking, subtitles.
20:10And then it's not like, right, okay, all right.
20:12Yeah, yeah, it's a funny joke.
20:13We get it.
20:13Move on.
20:14I need to snatch another badge
20:16to just prove that I'm doing well in this competition
20:19and I am a funny person.
20:21I can't wait to see it.
20:22Thank you, Alan.
20:23I hope I don't disappoint you, babes.
20:26Oh, Alan Carr.
20:27Chase.
20:28I'm absolutely terrified
20:30that I have to do stand-up comedy,
20:32especially about the subject of love.
20:35So looking forward to this.
20:36Oh, my God.
20:37Well, it is going to be a ride, so buckle up.
20:39I mean, they were going on about,
20:40oh, we're going to do stand-up,
20:41about love, sex and relationships.
20:43I was like, what love?
20:44What relationships?
20:45What sex?
20:46Honey, my goodness gracious me.
20:47Well, there's your opening line.
20:48Well, there we go.
20:49Okay, I'm just going to go for it,
20:50see what happens here.
20:51Okay, love.
20:52Now, I've never been in love,
20:54unless we're talking about beans on toast.
20:55I can talk about that all day.
20:57I've never had a boyfriend.
20:59Is this true?
21:00That's not saying you love beans on toast?
21:01I live for beans on toast.
21:03Well, you should talk about this.
21:04Oh, I will.
21:04If that's what you want,
21:05that's what I'll do.
21:05You don't mind.
21:06Oh, I will.
21:07Don't have to tell me to.
21:07I'm getting aroused here.
21:09But, you know,
21:10I think you should do that.
21:11And if someone is sexy,
21:12you're going to be sexy as a woman
21:15and then you're going,
21:16God, give me beans on toast.
21:17Well, I've got my homework.
21:19I have no idea what I'm doing
21:21in this challenge,
21:22to be honest with you.
21:23If I can just make sure
21:24I look absolutely stunning,
21:26maybe I'll distract them a little bit,
21:28you know?
21:29Good face, good hair, good look.
21:31Mediocre comedy.
21:32We'll see what happens.
21:41Any comedy geniuses in here?
21:42I don't think.
21:43Today's a new day
21:44and I'm doing stand-up.
21:46Woo-hoo!
21:47Up away!
21:49Oh, babes, how you doing?
21:51All right, all right.
21:52How are you?
21:53I'm still really annoyed
21:54at that order.
21:56It does no one any justice.
21:58No.
21:58And I thought,
21:59sleeping on it,
22:00oh, it would be better.
22:01No, that's when I woke up more pissed.
22:02I woke up fuming!
22:04I woke up fuming!
22:05I've got it!
22:06Seriously.
22:07Like, I just hope
22:08there is some good karma
22:09in this world.
22:10I hope we do, Will.
22:21So, Tace.
22:22Hello, hello.
22:23So, like,
22:24you and I are just friends.
22:25Yes.
22:25She's literally like
22:26a fucking sister to me.
22:27Yeah.
22:28A very annoying sister.
22:30Well, yeah.
22:30I mean, that's just what I'm doing.
22:33I mean, prior to drag,
22:34we had a little...
22:41Really dated one guy
22:42when I was 18
22:42and it was
22:44a shit show.
22:45When I was 18,
22:46I was dating this guy
22:47and I went into it very quick.
22:49I mean,
22:49he talked for about a week
22:51and he invited me up to Liverpool
22:52and I took two coaches
22:54all the way to Liverpool,
22:56met this guy,
22:57absolutely gorgeous,
22:58had beautiful food,
22:59you know,
22:59did the deed
23:01and I remember telling my best friend
23:03the next day
23:03and she was like,
23:04you know,
23:04did you use protection?
23:05And I was like,
23:06fuck, no, I didn't.
23:07But it'll be fine.
23:09And little did I know,
23:10I didn't only have gonorrhea,
23:12I had chlamydia as well.
23:14That just broke my trust in people
23:16and it changed me for a long time.
23:19And I didn't really want to talk to anyone
23:21or let myself be hurt again.
23:23It makes you look at yourself
23:24a little bit,
23:25kind of,
23:26it damages your self-esteem.
23:28I kind of look at myself sometimes like,
23:31well, is it me?
23:31What's wrong with me?
23:32You know,
23:32because I think I've just grown up,
23:34you grow up around,
23:35you know,
23:35you hear on the radio,
23:36every song is about love,
23:38you know,
23:38you go out on a night out
23:39and everyone is getting with everyone,
23:41you know,
23:41then you just look at yourself like,
23:42well, you know,
23:42is there something wrong with me?
23:43Is there something on my face?
23:44Am I a horrible person?
23:46Do you,
23:47are you like self-conscious
23:48or like what,
23:49why is it?
23:50Yeah, I have self-esteem issues like that.
23:52Like I don't look at myself
23:53and think that I'm attractive really.
23:54I don't look at myself and think
23:56because at the end of the day,
23:57I feel like,
23:57well,
23:57put two and two together.
23:58If I was an attractive person,
23:59why wouldn't I be with someone by now?
24:01Yeah,
24:01I've come to a point
24:02where I'm just used to being alone
24:03and being on my own.
24:04It gives me a bit of a complex
24:06within myself.
24:08Honestly,
24:08that is one of the only
24:11aspects of my life
24:12that does really make me sad sometimes.
24:14Like I do have a great friendship group around me
24:16and I have a really supportive,
24:17great family
24:18and a great drag career going for me.
24:19So I guess you can't really have
24:21all good things at the same time.
24:24I get it,
24:25you know,
24:26I did not expect me and Tace
24:28to have this much in common.
24:31We're both very self-conscious.
24:33I'm the kind of fat,
24:35weird kid,
24:36but clearly
24:36you can be self-conscious
24:39and be a supermodel.
24:42You shouldn't be,
24:43please don't beat yourself up
24:45over how you look
24:45because you're the trade of the season.
24:47You won a badge for it.
24:50You know?
24:50At least you won that badge.
24:52At least I got a little,
24:53at least I got a few.
24:54Well, listen,
24:54I hope you find love after the show
24:56and also,
24:57for my sake,
24:58I'll find love after the show.
24:59Oh, we will, honey.
25:00We'll do it together, right?
25:01Yes, double date
25:01and it'll be a best thing.
25:03We'll go to the drive-thru
25:03and then go on the date.
25:04Not in double dates.
25:06God.
25:09Welcome to the main stage
25:10of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
25:12My funny girl,
25:14Michelle Visage.
25:15Now, Michelle,
25:15have you ever been heckled?
25:17Yes,
25:17and that's the last time
25:19I'll ever have a threesome.
25:24The super-spexy Alan Carr.
25:26Alan, did you lick my girls into shape?
25:28No, Ru.
25:29I didn't know that was an option.
25:32And the original queen of comedy,
25:35the legend, Dawn French, is here.
25:38Dawn, now,
25:39what do you look for in a comedian?
25:41Well, I guess I look for
25:42what everybody else does.
25:44Really pert buttocks.
25:48This week,
25:49we challenged our queens
25:50to make us laugh about love.
25:52And tonight,
25:53category is
25:54Stone on the Runway.
25:57Racers, start your engines
25:59and may the best drag queen win.
26:05Almost Live.
26:06Tonight,
26:07we bring you
26:07some of the UK's
26:09most available acts.
26:12And let me just say,
26:13London audiences
26:14are the most exciting audiences
26:16in the world.
26:17Please give yourselves
26:18a big round of applause.
26:20If you're a fan of Michelle Visage,
26:22let me hear you say,
26:23yeah!
26:26Oh.
26:27Yeah.
26:27Wow.
26:29First up,
26:30put your hands together
26:31for Ahura.
26:35So let me introduce myself.
26:38My name is Ahura.
26:40In fact,
26:41you can tell from my accent,
26:42I am in fact
26:43Northern.
26:44There's a saying
26:45that goes about us
26:46Northerners
26:46and it is that
26:47we're young,
26:49we're dumb
26:50and I'm full of cum.
26:53There's often the story
26:54about the birds
26:56and the bees
26:57and for many years
26:58I wondered,
26:59what the hell
27:00has a bird and a bee
27:01got to do with anything?
27:02That was in fact
27:03until I tried anal
27:04and boy,
27:05does that shit sting.
27:07Woo!
27:09It's almost like
27:10running yourself
27:10a hot bath.
27:12You know,
27:13you've got to turn it on
27:15ease your way in.
27:18Oh!
27:20Oh!
27:22Oh!
27:22You bastard!
27:24You...
27:26But my,
27:27the most advice
27:28I ever received
27:28growing up
27:29was from my nan.
27:30You know,
27:31people always say
27:32there's such
27:33a huge age gap
27:34between the older
27:36and the younger generation
27:37and she's right.
27:39But me and my nan
27:40found out that gap
27:41was what really
27:42brought us together.
27:43it was a real
27:44deep,
27:45wholesome connection.
27:47We both had
27:50wow.
27:51wow.
27:52Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
27:59Ah!
28:01Jeez, Louise.
28:03I mean,
28:03it was all
28:04until she'd
28:05and then I'd go,
28:06Granddad,
28:06bring the hose!
28:10Oh, dear.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Wow.
28:13My nan was so dumb
28:15and, ugh.
28:16My nan was so dumb
28:17that when...
28:19Oh, God, I've lost it.
28:19How dumb was she?
28:21Yeah.
28:21My nan was so dumb
28:22that when I would come home
28:23and I'd say,
28:24Nan, I'm off for a spit roast
28:25and she'd say,
28:26Girl, here's a tenner
28:27and bring me back
28:28a doggy bag.
28:33But eventually I knew
28:34I honestly had to come clean.
28:36You know,
28:36there was only so many times
28:37I could come home
28:39after a night out
28:40with a waddle in my walk
28:41and a tampon up my ass.
28:43Oh, my God.
28:46This is a horror's humour
28:47through and through.
28:49But, yeah,
28:49maybe not for the BBC.
28:51Remember where you are, girl.
28:53Speaking of things coming,
28:54this one you can't miss
28:55from a mile.
28:56She may be tall,
28:56but a cocky small.
28:58Ellie Diamond!
29:03Hello.
29:03Hello, everyone.
29:04Everyone give up for a horror.
29:05Wasn't she absolutely fabulous?
29:08Yes.
29:09Now, for those of you
29:10plastic dolls,
29:11I'm speaking to you, Michelle.
29:12For those who don't know me,
29:13my name is Ellie Diamond
29:15and that's spelled
29:16E-double-L-I-E-D-I-A-M-O-N-D.
29:20Emphasis on the D.
29:21Now, I don't know about you,
29:22but I love the D.
29:24I love donuts,
29:26dark chocolate,
29:27double cheeseburgers,
29:28and dick.
29:30Ellie Diamond just loves dick.
29:35Sorry.
29:36I should probably mention
29:37that I've got a bit of a dark side
29:39and her name's called Dirty Diamond.
29:41I just don't know
29:42what came over me.
29:43Speaking about coming over me,
29:45I decided that I'd
29:46try to find myself a man.
29:47But during the pandemic,
29:48it's been so hard
29:50trying to get a date.
29:52Hard.
29:53Hard.
29:53Just like my penis.
29:59For example,
30:00I set up this one day.
30:01It was the perfect day.
30:03I'd set up to walk on the beach,
30:04you know,
30:05we were going for a stroll,
30:06getting some ice cream.
30:07And when I asked
30:08if it was a good date,
30:09the guy turned to me
30:10and he said,
30:11No.
30:14This other time,
30:15I set up,
30:16you know,
30:19this other time,
30:20I set up the most perfect night.
30:22We had a movie prepared,
30:23there was candlelights,
30:24there was champagne.
30:25And when I called the guy
30:26to ask if he was still coming,
30:28he just turned to me
30:28and he said,
30:30No.
30:35Now,
30:36out of all my many years
30:38of dating,
30:39relationships
30:40and sexual experiences,
30:41I keep getting told
30:42that you've got to kiss
30:43a thousand frogs
30:44and I've kissed and snogged them all
30:46that I can catch any guy
30:47or any fly with my massive tongue.
30:55up next in the show,
30:56she puts the bomb.
31:00That was just the most
31:01mental thing I've ever seen
31:02in my life.
31:04The fuck was going on?
31:05She puts the bomb
31:06in Bomb Boulash,
31:07give it up for the
31:08absolutely dreadful
31:09Bimini.
31:14I must say,
31:15you all look so sexy tonight,
31:18you make me want to
31:19dismantle the patriarchy.
31:24I'm going to talk to you
31:25tonight about
31:26queer,
31:28love,
31:28sex
31:29and relationships.
31:31I've been known to meet
31:32some emotional people
31:33in my time.
31:34Top tip,
31:35never go cruising
31:35at a funeral.
31:38I have had some
31:39mediocre relationships
31:40in my time.
31:42Not a joke,
31:43just a fact.
31:44When I was about 14,
31:45I tried it on
31:46with the vicar.
31:47I was too old apparently.
31:50That was the last time
31:51I ever went to Dibley.
31:54Talking of fetish,
31:56I was at a party once
31:57and I saw a man
31:58dressed like a dog
32:00drinking piss
32:01from a bowl.
32:02It was really weird
32:03to see you there, Alan.
32:06Now it is difficult
32:08being gorgeous.
32:09Not a joke,
32:10just a fact.
32:11I don't quite think
32:13the older generation
32:14quite get us millennials.
32:16They think we're all
32:18sex,
32:19yoga
32:19and brunch.
32:21Now I love
32:23getting pounded
32:24and down with dog
32:25while deep-throating
32:25an avocado.
32:26That is like
32:27how I spend
32:28my Friday nights.
32:30Jokes on them.
32:32I had syphilis twice.
32:35not a joke,
32:36just a fact.
32:40She is
32:42killing it.
32:43Like,
32:43she's not giving
32:44anyone a chance
32:45to even breathe here.
32:47Now remember
32:47to love yourself
32:48because if you
32:49can't love yourself,
32:50how the hell
32:51are we going to
32:51overthrow the patriarchy?
32:52Can I get a gay man
32:53up in here?
32:54Gay men!
32:56Speaking of gay men,
32:57give it up
32:58for Scotland's
32:59answer to birth control,
33:01Lawrence Jenner!
33:02Woo!
33:06How are we doing
33:07tonight, everyone?
33:08Yay!
33:10Now that was
33:10fucking shite.
33:11Right, start again.
33:12How are we doing,
33:12everyone?
33:13Yay!
33:14Yes!
33:16Now,
33:16how do you like
33:17my outfit?
33:18Good.
33:18Good, good.
33:19Well, listen,
33:20I'd like to address
33:21the ellip,
33:22well,
33:22the camel toe
33:23in the room.
33:25Listen,
33:26it's not my fault
33:27that my puss
33:27is very large
33:28and in charge.
33:30Chunky
33:30and spunky,
33:32yes.
33:33My God.
33:34But here I am,
33:35I'm here talking
33:36about love
33:36and relationships
33:38and I'm here
33:39in a big poofy
33:40hairstyle
33:41and yes,
33:42big and poofy
33:42was my nickname
33:43in school.
33:46I am so,
33:47so unlucky
33:47when it comes
33:48to relationships
33:48and I told myself,
33:50I said,
33:50Lawrence,
33:50don't bother coming out.
33:52You know,
33:53don't bother coming out
33:53until you've got
33:54a boyfriend,
33:55until you've got
33:56something to
33:57say that you're gay
33:58and a reason
33:59to say that you're gay
34:00and then it happened.
34:02Oh God.
34:03I had to come out
34:05because I got
34:06a boyfriend.
34:07The fear
34:07was running
34:09inside me
34:09and out of me
34:11at the same time.
34:11It was terrifying.
34:13So I said to my mum,
34:14I said,
34:14okay,
34:15right.
34:16Mum,
34:18don't know if you know this,
34:19but
34:23I'm gay.
34:25I said,
34:26son,
34:26we're all happy,
34:27chill out,
34:27it's fine,
34:28it's fine,
34:28it's fine.
34:29She was so,
34:30so supportive
34:31and I had to tell dad.
34:33So I tried to get
34:34my sister to do it
34:35and my mum said,
34:36no,
34:36Lawrence,
34:37you need to tell your dad.
34:39You really do.
34:40You need to say it
34:41and get it out in the open
34:42and feel confident
34:44and be happy.
34:46All right,
34:47Lawrence,
34:48I think you're going
34:48around the houses
34:49with all this one,
34:49babes.
34:50When are we getting
34:50the punchlines?
34:51Where's the jokes?
34:53I said,
34:54okay,
34:54mum,
34:54could you go and get dad?
34:56I'm really nervous,
34:57but I'll do it.
34:57And she said,
35:00Nick,
35:01your son wants
35:02to tell you he's gay.
35:07Thank you so much
35:08for watching tonight.
35:09I hope you had
35:09a fabulous time
35:10and please give it up
35:12for our next amazing act.
35:14She is closing
35:14the show tonight.
35:15Tonight,
35:15she does not look
35:16like a steel wool
35:17Teletubby.
35:18Please give it up
35:19for Tace.
35:21Yay.
35:24Hello,
35:25hello,
35:25hello.
35:25How we doing?
35:26Are we good?
35:26Yeah.
35:27I said,
35:28are we good?
35:28Yeah.
35:30My name is Tace.
35:31Not Trace,
35:32Trace,
35:32Tarsi,
35:33track and trace,
35:34just Tace.
35:35You got it?
35:36Yeah.
35:36Amazing.
35:37I'm sorry,
35:38I just have to clear
35:38that up real quick,
35:39you know,
35:39because at the end
35:40of the day,
35:40you'll learn to deal
35:41with the cards you're dealt
35:42when your parents
35:43give you a name
35:43from a book
35:44of made-up words.
35:47Now,
35:47honestly,
35:48I'm going to level with you.
35:49I've never been in love.
35:51I've never found a boyfriend.
35:52Me finding a boyfriend
35:53is just as difficult
35:54as Ellie Diamond
35:54finding a Rupeeter badge
35:55in this competition.
35:56Where is it?
35:57Where is it?
35:57I can't find it.
35:58I can't find it.
35:59I don't know where it is.
36:00I'm so close,
36:00but I'm not.
36:04Now,
36:05we've all been on the apps,
36:06you know,
36:06the good old dating apps,
36:07the Grindr,
36:08the Tinder,
36:09the Hinge,
36:10the Scruff,
36:10the Deliveroo live chat
36:11customer care.
36:12Hey,
36:13I'll get it where I can
36:14and the girl's got to eat.
36:15You know what I'm saying,
36:15Michelle?
36:16Yes.
36:18Honestly,
36:19my love life,
36:19it's been such a wreck.
36:21I've never been in love
36:22unless we're talking
36:23about beans on toast.
36:25I tell you,
36:26there's something to be said
36:27about beans on toast.
36:28It's a good comfort food,
36:29you know,
36:29but you can't just have
36:30it straight out of the tin.
36:31You've got to get,
36:32you know,
36:32your butter,
36:34your ketchup,
36:35your beans,
36:37your salt,
36:39your pepper,
36:40you stick it in the microwave
36:42and ding dong,
36:44oh my God,
36:45you've got the most mess,
36:46most fabulous meal in the world.
36:47It's amazing.
36:48Oh,
36:48it just gets me going.
36:50But you know,
36:50enough about that.
36:51That is a story for another day.
36:53When I think about romance,
36:55well,
36:55I can't really think of anything.
36:57The closest I've ever come to romance
36:58is writing I love you to myself
37:00in a bowl of Alphabetti spaghetti,
37:01but that's a story for another day.
37:04That's a story for another time.
37:06That's a story for another time.
37:08Tastebabes,
37:09I think you need to tell that story now
37:10because I don't think
37:11there's going to be another time.
37:12Now,
37:13you know,
37:14I haven't really got that much
37:15left to say to you guys right now
37:16because as I said,
37:17my love life has been
37:18a big,
37:19fat,
37:19pile of shit.
37:20But if there's anything
37:21that I honestly can leave you with,
37:23it's that if your love life
37:24is going anywhere down the pipes
37:26like mine has,
37:27just remember,
37:27you can always get yourself
37:29a bowl of Alphabetti spaghetti
37:30to tell yourself
37:31that you love yourself.
37:32Thank you very much
37:34and have a lovely good night.
37:41Can you feel the love?
37:43Category is
37:45Stoned on the Runway.
37:47Dripping in jewels.
37:49First up,
37:50Uhura.
37:51This outfit's sick.
37:54I've got my drip stand
37:56dripping into me
37:57and I am oozing
37:59with jewels.
38:01Oh.
38:02Oh.
38:03Oh.
38:04Free at last.
38:05Not only am I dripping in diamonds,
38:08but I am the diamond.
38:09More sparkle than a unicorn's bum.
38:14Up next,
38:16Ellie D.
38:16Ellie Diamond.
38:18She's got Yeti Davis eyes.
38:21I've got crystals dripping
38:23from the hair,
38:24crystals dripping from the ears,
38:26from the neck,
38:26from the chest,
38:27and I'm really,
38:29really just feeling
38:29all the icy vibes.
38:31You know what they say
38:32about queens who wear white?
38:34They're what?
38:34They're whores!
38:37I have diamonds in my name,
38:39so with this runway,
38:41I'm giving you
38:42Ellie Diamond
38:43at her finest.
38:46She's going back
38:47to the Yeti Ford clinic.
38:53Up next,
38:54Vimini Bonboulash.
38:57Ooh.
38:58What can I say?
39:00She's a zit girl.
39:01I am serving you
39:03high-fashion spotty realness.
39:06I've got me greasy
39:08Shirley from EastEnders hair.
39:10Ow.
39:12Guys, her pussies on fire.
39:16I'm method acting.
39:17I'm popping me zits
39:18on me face.
39:19I'm giving you
39:20Vimini's version
39:21of being stoned
39:22on the runway.
39:23Spot on.
39:28Up next,
39:29Lawrence, Shirley.
39:30She came from Uranus.
39:33I am serving you
39:35Doctor Who monster
39:37B-movie alien level
39:39shikeness
39:40from outer space.
39:42Two in the pink.
39:44One in the pink.
39:48I've got crystals
39:49coming out my shoulders.
39:51I've got crystals
39:52on my minge.
39:54Beam me up, slutty.
39:55Less Tiffany,
39:56more tit-fanny.
40:02Up next,
40:03Tase.
40:04Diamond-neek!
40:06I am serving the judges
40:08ethereal,
40:09new glare,
40:10robotic,
40:11armor realness.
40:14Ooh.
40:15Ooh, Tase.
40:17She's touching her crown jewels.
40:18Ooh.
40:19Strutting the runway.
40:20My stone's a drip-drop,
40:21drip-drop,
40:22little April shower,
40:23honey,
40:24and you can't take it.
40:25Oh, she can drive up
40:26my jewel carriage, gay.
40:28Ooh.
40:29Come on,
40:31you can't go along.
40:34Welcome, ladies.
40:36It's time for
40:37the judges' critiques.
40:39Let's start with
40:40a horror.
40:42So, in your stand-up comedy,
40:44somehow,
40:45we went from
40:46anal
40:47to your nan
40:49in a very
40:51quick matter of time.
40:52This is still
40:53the BBC.
40:54I think a lot
40:55will be cut out,
40:56but I don't think
40:57it always needs
40:58to be in the gutcher.
41:01Because I think
41:01you do have
41:02more than just that,
41:04pun intended,
41:05in you.
41:07Sorry.
41:08Sorry.
41:09Do you know what?
41:10Let's talk about
41:11the positives.
41:12You've got great
41:12physical comedy,
41:13but I just thought
41:14it was undermined
41:15a bit by the rude jokes.
41:17But you came out first,
41:19and you came out
41:20with confidence,
41:21because, you know what?
41:22As a stand-up comedy,
41:23no one wants
41:24to go out first.
41:25Who chose the line-up?
41:27Was it you, Ellie?
41:28Yeah.
41:28Okay.
41:30Shady bitch.
41:31Sorry.
41:33Well, that's how
41:33you play the game, right?
41:36Well done
41:37for coming out
41:38with so much attitude
41:40at the beginning,
41:40and thank you
41:41for being more revolting
41:43than a revolting thing.
41:47Like, not gonna lie,
41:48stand-up comedy
41:49is not my forte.
41:51But, like,
41:52me and my nan
41:52are, like, so vulgar.
41:54She raised me
41:54for, like, five years.
41:56She's very much like
41:57the Catherine Tate nan.
42:00Tonight on the runway,
42:01absolutely stunning.
42:03The hair is kind of
42:04a nod to a RuPaul hairstyle.
42:06Yes, got it.
42:07Sexy, elegant.
42:08I love your bejewed drip.
42:10Here you are,
42:11looking bejazzled
42:13at the wazoo,
42:14and you are a treat
42:15for the eyes.
42:18All right, let's move on
42:19to Ellie Diamond.
42:21L-E-D.
42:22You had some funny moments
42:24in your stand-up, too,
42:26but it started to peter out
42:28toward the end.
42:29I don't know why
42:30I found it funny,
42:31but I just did.
42:32Did you find that
42:33a bit surreal?
42:34No.
42:35Anyway, I did.
42:36I think I understand
42:37what happened with that,
42:38is that a joke like that,
42:39when you drop out
42:40of character
42:41into something else,
42:41is very effective,
42:43but it needs a rhythm,
42:44and you need to then
42:45have the punchline
42:46properly to land it
42:47at the end,
42:48and sadly,
42:48I don't think
42:49that might happen.
42:51But, listen,
42:52I love this outfit.
42:53You're like a beautiful
42:54snow queen.
42:55Got stones in your hair,
42:57on your outfit,
42:57on your nails,
42:58on your boots.
42:59It looks beautiful.
43:00I can't fault this.
43:02You look amazing now.
43:03I'd quite like to lick you.
43:05You're more than welcome
43:06to offer the show.
43:07Yes.
43:08Bimini,
43:09Bon,
43:10Boulash.
43:10I can't see...
43:11There's some actress
43:13that you look like,
43:14and I can't...
43:15Meryl Streep.
43:18That's it!
43:21Bingo!
43:23I loved your stand-up.
43:25The synergy
43:26with your material
43:27and your persona
43:28as you came on,
43:29you were like
43:29a femme fatale.
43:31You were brittle.
43:31You look like you've just
43:32come from your husband's funeral.
43:34You're just there,
43:35right.
43:35I'm going to tell you something.
43:37And when you felt confident,
43:38we felt confident.
43:40Not a joke,
43:41just a fact.
43:42I really like that.
43:44You could build
43:44a whole routine around that.
43:46You had filthy humor,
43:48but you layered it
43:48with storytelling
43:50and not filthy humor.
43:51And that's magical.
43:53Tonight on the runway,
43:54I've never seen anybody
43:56up here
43:56in an outfit
43:57made of acne
43:59or a rash.
44:00You push boundaries.
44:02And that, to me,
44:03is what drag is all about.
44:04You know,
44:05you never go route one.
44:07And that's what
44:08I love about this.
44:09This is totally unique.
44:10It's totally you.
44:11What a week you've had.
44:12This is brave.
44:14And I really applaud you
44:16for that.
44:17I've honestly grown up
44:18watching you so much
44:19and, like,
44:20always been in my house,
44:21so that's honestly
44:21the most amazing thing.
44:23You're very welcome.
44:25Good night for you,
44:26Bimini.
44:27That look is amazing.
44:28Just three words of advice.
44:30Deep pore cleanser.
44:33I'll try it.
44:35Up next,
44:36Laurence Cheney.
44:38Greetings.
44:40So, in your stand-up,
44:42you looked absolutely beautiful.
44:44The punchlines were good.
44:46I love the big camel toe,
44:48vagina Joe,
44:49because all of our eyes
44:50were looking at it anyway.
44:51Yeah.
44:52So, my issue with that,
44:54it just took
44:54a little bit long
44:56in the setup.
44:57Right.
44:58Admittedly,
44:58you had to get a megabus
44:59to get to the punchline.
45:00It was so long.
45:01But, you know,
45:02it was self-deprecating
45:03and everything
45:04and those coming-out stories,
45:05I never get bored
45:06of hearing them.
45:08You are the most natural comic
45:10on the stage here tonight,
45:11without a doubt.
45:13Something about you
45:13is very easy to connect with
45:16and that is a rare,
45:17rare thing.
45:18So, also,
45:20is being beautiful
45:21and funny
45:22at the same time.
45:26You look amazing.
45:28This pink is giving me
45:29complete life.
45:31The shape of you
45:32is delicious.
45:33It looks like you've gone,
45:35I'm gonna push it.
45:36You look a bit like a hemorrhoid,
45:37but you're gonna push it.
45:39And it's different
45:40than anything you've done before
45:41and I like that,
45:43especially at this point
45:43in the competition.
45:46Up next,
45:47Tase.
45:48Tase,
45:49in your stand-up comedy,
45:50I thought you were gonna
45:51frickin' suck.
45:54And, Tase,
45:55you didn't.
45:56Fully relate to the
45:57Deliveroo chat.
45:58I was so impressed today,
46:00I was,
46:00because I know
46:01how nervous you were
46:02when we did our rehearsal,
46:04but I did find you funny.
46:05The way you were going,
46:06well, that's another story.
46:07And I'm like,
46:07wait a minute,
46:08you haven't finished that one
46:09or given me a punchline.
46:10Would you headline
46:11the comedy store?
46:12Probably not.
46:13But I know
46:14what you were going through
46:16in rehearsal,
46:16so you should be proud
46:17of yourself.
46:18I don't know what happened,
46:19but my mind just went
46:20completely blank.
46:21What happens?
46:22And I got to the end
46:23and the minute I was
46:23walking off stage,
46:24I was like,
46:24I feel like I just did
46:25like 20 seconds.
46:27You may have felt
46:28that you were flailing
46:28around inside that,
46:29but you were climbing
46:30a great big mountain.
46:32So,
46:33the Ochenvohler for that.
46:35It felt like
46:36you were rushing through it
46:38and that you didn't
46:40make eye contact with us.
46:42We want you to look us
46:43in the eyes
46:43and say,
46:45hey, hi, here I am.
46:46Who are you?
46:47You know.
46:49Tonight on the runway,
46:50honestly,
46:51breathtakingly beautiful.
46:52Loving this Barbarella
46:54space vixen look.
46:55You're like a sort
46:56of ethereal animal.
46:58I know that sounds
46:58like an odd thing to say,
47:00but you are beauty.
47:01You are.
47:02Thank you so much.
47:03Thank you, Tais.
47:04Thank you, ladies.
47:06While you go backstage
47:07and untuck,
47:09the judges and I
47:09will deliberate.
47:11You may leave the stage.
47:13Oh!
47:14Never run way done, ladies.
47:16My feet are killing me.
47:19Same.
47:20After that bad critique,
47:21I am raging.
47:26Well, that was fascinating,
47:28wasn't it?
47:28That was very interesting.
47:30It's almost shocking
47:31to see that she would
47:32do this in the line-up.
47:34Ellie Diamond plays off
47:35this sweetheart,
47:37cartoon,
47:37child's play,
47:38a little anime girl,
47:39and now she's literally
47:40the devil.
47:41I didn't want to look
47:42at you, Ellie.
47:43I genuinely don't.
47:44I've not even really looked
47:45at you the whole time
47:45through this whole day
47:46because I just can't.
47:48I can't even,
47:49honestly,
47:49I can't stand you right now.
47:51I want to cry,
47:52not because I'm upset,
47:53because I'm so fucking angry.
47:54It's actually a joke.
47:56I just feel so disappointed
47:58in you.
48:01I mean, like, I get that,
48:03and, like, when we,
48:03when I, like, I even said
48:04to Tace,
48:05I'm doing, like,
48:05when we were sitting together,
48:06like, I felt horrible.
48:09After, like, hearing what you
48:10and Lawrence had said
48:11about the,
48:12the way that, like,
48:13I'd put that thing together.
48:15Yeah.
48:15I don't know how much
48:16I believe of that, though,
48:17because you can't,
48:18you can't really sit there
48:20and be, like,
48:20I felt horrible.
48:22You wanted to go after her
48:23because you thought
48:24she was going to go down
48:25like a sack of shit.
48:26So did we all
48:27because we've all
48:28underestimated her.
48:29So you could have still got that
48:30and put me on first,
48:31put Bim last,
48:32but you didn't.
48:33You tried to set me up.
48:34You're a really good comedian.
48:35No, you tried to,
48:36no, you tried to set everyone up.
48:37You tried to set
48:38every single person up.
48:40Lawrence and Ahura
48:41are very, very deeply offended
48:42and taking it to heart,
48:43but they just need to, like,
48:45take a deep breath
48:46and get over it
48:46because it's drag race.
48:49It's a race to the end, baby,
48:51and only one of us can win.
48:52So, you know,
48:53if someone's going to, you know,
48:54chuck a marble underneath you
48:55and you're tripping full,
48:56well, then you should have
48:57looked at the floor.
48:58Don't sit there and be like,
48:59oh, I was tearing myself up.
49:01I wasn't seeing someone torn up.
49:03That genuinely is how I felt,
49:05like, it's down to the nitty-gritty
49:08and, yeah, I don't have a badge yet,
49:09so then having that power to do that,
49:11yeah, I did do that.
49:12Like, this is a game.
49:14This is a game.
49:15If you had a position
49:16that I was in
49:17and you were worried
49:18because you didn't have any badges,
49:20I'm sure you would do
49:21the same thing as I did.
49:22It is competition.
49:23Like, I would not have tried to think,
49:25okay, I'm going to make myself shine
49:26by doing dirty on every single person
49:27in this competition
49:28and we give them the worst opportunity
49:29they can have
49:30so that they can fuck up
49:31and I might stand a chance
49:32with a looking god.
49:33That's your own insecurity.
49:34Period.
49:38But, like, the judges didn't say
49:40that the show was bad.
49:41If anything, they thought it was good
49:43and even Rue herself was like,
49:45you put these screens in order
49:46and I was like, yeah,
49:47and she was like,
49:49shady bitch,
49:49but you're playing the game.
49:50She knew immediately,
49:52she knew there was shade afoot
49:53with that run in order.
49:55She knew.
49:55Is there a problem with that, though?
49:57Lawrence is angry,
50:00but it seems to go deeper
50:02than just this challenge.
50:03I get this kind of weird,
50:05older, younger sister vibe from them,
50:07even though there's only two years apart.
50:09You didn't even care
50:11that put me after Bimini
50:13could be a huge risk
50:15and I could have gone home.
50:17I could have gone home?
50:19I'm really hurt by it, actually.
50:22Really hurt.
50:23Me and Ellie are meant to be
50:25friends and sisters
50:26and now she's pitting one
50:27against someone else?
50:29No.
50:31Sorry, I'm very annoyed.
50:36All right, now just between
50:38us squirrel friends,
50:39what do you think?
50:41Starting with Ahura.
50:43Ahura looked absolutely stunning
50:45both Tonight on the Runway
50:47and in her stand-up comedy,
50:49but I think she went
50:51for low-hanging fruit.
50:52It was a left, a right,
50:53an uppercut, a jab,
50:54all with anal and cum
50:56and dick jokes.
50:58Yeah, who knew I'm young,
51:00dumb and full of cum
51:01would have been
51:01the light relief in her act.
51:03Ha, ha, ha!
51:04It was really
51:05the kind of comedy you do
51:06in your apartment
51:07for your friends.
51:09Michelle and I were laughing,
51:09not because it was funny,
51:11but because it was just
51:12so vulgar.
51:14Up next, Ellie Diamond.
51:16Tonight on the Runway
51:17was my least favorite look,
51:18though she looked beautiful.
51:20It paled in creativity
51:22compared to every single
51:23other queen.
51:24I think the potential
51:25in her is huge.
51:27Ellie wasn't as blue
51:29as Ahura,
51:31so does she get points
51:33for not being blue?
51:35She does get some points
51:36because she did
51:37another character as well.
51:38Coming out of Ahura,
51:40anybody was going to look
51:41like a nun.
51:43So, she definitely was blue.
51:45She was baby blue.
51:47Ha, ha, ha, ha!
51:50Bimini.
51:50Oh, I love Bimini.
51:52She was poised.
51:52She was in control.
51:53The moment she came
51:55on that stage,
51:56I thought, right,
51:57I'm going to be entertained here.
51:58What she did
51:59had the wink, wink,
52:00nudge, nudge,
52:00and then she went on
52:02to something clean.
52:03Really, there's somebody
52:04with a lot of sass there
52:05and with a kind of eloquence.
52:08Tonight on the Runway,
52:09she was so different
52:10from anybody else.
52:12At every turn,
52:13she has done the unexpected.
52:16Not a joke, just a fact.
52:17That's right.
52:18I love that.
52:19All right, let's move on
52:20to Lawrence Cheney.
52:22In that comedy challenge,
52:23Lawrence has the same comfort
52:24that Bimini has.
52:26Lawrence actually has
52:27more comfort.
52:27I just thought it took
52:28way too long
52:30to get to the punchline.
52:31That was him growing
52:32in confidence,
52:33so I'm going to forgive him.
52:35But his stand-up routine,
52:36it was warm,
52:37it was charming,
52:38it was self-deprecating.
52:39It's not often
52:40that you immediately
52:42warm to somebody,
52:43and that's exactly
52:44what happened
52:45between me and Lawrence
52:46tonight.
52:47You know, it's interesting
52:48you picked up on that.
52:49His ability to be vulnerable,
52:51which is his strength,
52:53and that is such a hard
52:54lesson to teach people.
52:56For his runway look,
52:57we got another dose
52:58of Lawrence Cheney humor
52:59when he came out
53:00as a big, pink, gay,
53:02crusty meteorite.
53:04All right, let's move on
53:06to taste.
53:06Tonight on the runway,
53:08good lord,
53:08that was beautiful.
53:10And in her stand-up comedy,
53:12she didn't suck.
53:13She just was insecure.
53:14You know, she kept
53:15saying repeatedly,
53:16oh, I'll tell you about
53:17that at another time.
53:18Right.
53:19And we were like,
53:20no, you should probably
53:20tell us now because
53:23your routine's getting
53:24cut short
53:25and you're flailing.
53:25This next gig's
53:26going to be absolutely
53:27amazing because that's
53:28where all the good shit is.
53:29Yeah.
53:29Don, at what point
53:31did you find
53:31your right rhythm
53:33as a comic?
53:34Let's face it,
53:35I do know people
53:36who've been in comedy
53:37for 40 years
53:38and still can't do stand-up.
53:39Jennifer Sondheim!
53:42But, you know,
53:43it's easier for some
53:44than others.
53:45Let's put it that way.
53:46All right, silence.
53:47I've made my decision.
53:49Bring back my girls.
53:52Welcome back, ladies.
53:53I've made some decisions.
53:58Lawrence.
54:00Tonight, your funny side
54:02really came out.
54:04Bimini.
54:06Your stand-up went deep.
54:09Not a joke, just a fact.
54:16Bimini.
54:17Condragulations,
54:17you are the winner
54:18of this week's challenge.
54:21And you've won
54:22a coveted
54:23Grupita badge.
54:28Wear it with pride.
54:30Thank you so much.
54:32Honestly,
54:33getting to this point
54:34of competition,
54:35these incredible people.
54:36I lip-synced first week
54:37and I have worked
54:39my ass off
54:40to get to this point
54:41and to get here
54:42with free badges now
54:44just means everything.
54:45So thank you so much.
54:46It's amazing.
54:48Amazing the work you've done.
54:49Thank you very much.
54:51Laurence,
54:52you're safe.
54:53Thank you so much.
54:55Ladies,
54:55you may step
54:56to the back of the stage.
55:11Ellie Diamond,
55:13on the runway,
55:14you shine bright.
55:16But your stand-up act
55:18needed more polish.
55:22You are safe.
55:29You may join
55:30the other girls.
55:42Ohara,
55:44Tace,
55:44I'm sorry my dears,
55:45but you are up
55:47for elimination.
55:50I can't even
55:51look at Tace right now.
55:53Like,
55:53I just know
55:54I need to go into this
55:55and fight for myself
55:56and put aside the fact
55:57that we are best friends.
55:58We're having a bench.
56:02Two queens,
56:04stand before me.
56:06Ladies,
56:07this is
56:08your last chance
56:10to impress me
56:12and save yourself
56:13from elimination.
56:16The time has come
56:17for you to lip-sync
56:21for
56:22your
56:25life.
56:28she's like
56:29a sister to me,
56:30you know,
56:30this is gonna be hard.
56:32Good luck
56:33and don't
56:34fuck it up.
56:45When I said
56:47I needed you
56:51You said
56:53you would always stay
56:56It wasn't me
56:59It wasn't me
57:00who changed
57:01but you
57:02And now
57:04you've gone
57:05away
57:08Don't you see
57:11that now
57:12you've gone
57:14And I'm left here
57:17on my own
57:20That I have
57:23That I have
57:23to follow
57:24You
57:25And beg you
57:28to come home
57:31You don't have to say
57:34love me
57:35Just be close and
57:37You don't have to stay
57:40Forever
57:41I will understand
57:43Believe me
57:45Believe me
57:48You don't have to say
57:52Love me
57:53Just be close and
57:55You don't have to stay
57:58Forever
57:59I will understand
58:01Believe me
58:03Believe me
58:07Believe me
58:28Ladies
58:29I've made my decision
58:38Tace
58:39Shantae you stay
58:44You may join
58:45the other girls
58:54My dear Ahora
58:56You're leaving
58:58a hole
58:58in this competition
59:00A huge hole
59:03Now
59:04Sashay
59:05away
59:06Thank you all
59:07so much
59:07for this opportunity
59:09Thank you
59:14Love you
59:15Love you
59:17In the world
59:18for a hose
59:19Be Ahora
59:22Love you baby
59:23Love you
59:25I'm feeling
59:26really proud of myself
59:27At the end of the day
59:28I left with two wins
59:29and only one lip sync
59:30So
59:31I did my best
59:32and that's all I can do
59:34It's maybe the end
59:35but I'm sure you'll see me next
59:36on the cover of Vogue
59:37I
59:37I
59:37see you
59:38in your
59:38hang
59:38time
59:38it
59:38and
59:39I
59:39love you
59:39love you
59:39everything
59:39I