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00:04That was intense, wasn't it?
00:07A double elimination, River and Charitza have gone home.
00:10Bye!
00:14What did you guys think of the lip sync?
00:16I was cute.
00:17Definitely shocked.
00:18The gag, I can't deal.
00:19That was not cute.
00:20It's when she literally pulled the wig off and then put a new wig on.
00:23Literally, and was like scrambling around trying to get it all on.
00:26I want to personally apologise on River and Charitza's behalf for that awful performance.
00:32Oh, what was that?
00:34You've won, girls. Enjoy the badges.
00:36I hope you spend it on some lessons in grace and decorum.
00:41Cheeky bitch.
00:42Because you have as much grace as a reversing dump truck.
00:46Love you all, River.
00:48Okay.
00:49Go on, go on.
00:51Okay.
00:52My peach and my heart will always be full of love for you.
00:56Osamo sisters, Charitza me.
01:00Well, do you know what?
01:02I'm going to wipe.
01:02Here we go.
01:03Wipe it, girl.
01:03You need a strong girl for all this bloody writing.
01:05I'll see you when you're bobbing down that river.
01:09I'm kind of sad to see them both go.
01:11Right, that's them gone girls.
01:13But I won the snatch game.
01:15I mean, I never expected that to happen.
01:18I was shit scared about that, honestly.
01:20Bye.
01:20They're out of here.
01:21Come on, let's sit down.
01:23I think they didn't see me as being this funny person.
01:26So, I'm feeling pretty smug about this.
01:30Girls.
01:31I just can't get over the fact that Rue literally said to River,
01:34step your pussy up or you're out and it's come true.
01:38Yeah.
01:38I'm sick and tired of being safe all the time.
01:41Every week.
01:41Bottom three.
01:42Story of my life, sweetheart.
01:44Still no badges.
01:45I'll tell you what.
01:46I was so close to that badge.
01:48And honestly, I'm so proud that you got it
01:49because you were hilarious in the snatch game.
01:51But I was so close to that badge, I could taste it.
01:53I could taste that fucking badge.
01:55And I'll tell you what.
01:55Every single time I've been on that stage and having critiques,
01:58I have had lovely critiques.
01:59So, why no badge?
02:03You tell me, my sweet.
02:06I'll let you taste one of mine next week, alright?
02:08Oh, don't throw at me with a good time, sweetheart.
02:10Making Rue laugh is a really big thing in this competition.
02:13I think me and Kitty make Rue laugh by far more than anyone else in this room,
02:18even though you just won.
02:18So, I know that's great for you.
02:23Not funny.
02:25Making him laugh won't make you last.
02:27Like, that doesn't necessarily mean that.
02:28Well, you never know because there's never been a boring fucker who's won this show.
02:33You're not like a ha-ha, yucky-yucky person.
02:35I'm not gonna lie, if you would've told me that Ella was gonna win the Snatch Game,
02:39I would've been like, yeah, alright.
02:40But she totally surprised me.
02:43Well, Scarlett, you're saying I'm not funny and I literally just won the comedy challenge.
02:48If you're telling me I don't have a personality, I'm not funny, kind of like...
02:56I think you've got a personality, 100%.
02:57I think most of you girls point the finger at me like,
02:59she can only make Rue laugh, that's all she's got.
03:01But everyone's got their one talent in this room and that's mine.
03:04Well, I'd like to think I've shown you more than one single talent every week.
03:08I didn't say it, she did.
03:09Listen, this is gonna keep biting me in the arse.
03:11Oh, girls, right, as lovely as this is, I need to get these heels off.
03:15Oh, God, me too.
03:15Let's get out of drag.
03:17Come on, Ronnie.
03:18Help an old lady up, would you, darling?
03:20I'm putting this wet lettuce in the bin.
03:23The shade is coming out, which means that crown is within touching distance.
03:27Ow!
03:27It's within licking distance.
03:29I just wanna stick my tongue out and...
03:31Oh, she's gonna whip, whip, whip.
03:33Oh, that feels so good.
03:35I won the girl group.
03:37I won the snatch game.
03:38Are you girls still gonna sleep on me?
03:40Oh, no.
03:40It's your favourite time again.
03:42The girls are gonna...
03:43Oh, she's got to knock us out.
03:44Who's laughing now?
03:46Me.
03:49Double save, double elimination.
03:51What is coming next?
03:55And I still don't have a badge!
03:58You knock me teeth out, you knock me teeth out!
04:06Top five!
04:07Top five!
04:08Top five!
04:09Let's go!
04:10Let's go!
04:12It's a new day in the workroom, and who would have believed it?
04:14We're all in the top five.
04:15Well, girls, what a week last week, girls.
04:18What a fucking week.
04:20When RuPaul's not happy, you are getting the boot.
04:22I just wanna draw your attention to my left hecticle.
04:26Do you like that?
04:27That's a bosom and a half, that one.
04:28You've got to, I've got to.
04:29You want some milky?
04:30Oh, my God.
04:30You want some milky?
04:31Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
04:33Absolute disgust.
04:34That's haze intolerant.
04:36For someone that's not very funny with no personality, I seem to be getting quite a lot of laughs, don't
04:40I, girls?
04:42Hmm.
04:45But do you know what?
04:46Like, who the fuck needs badges when I'm gonna get that fucking crown, bitches?
04:50Well, sure.
04:50You'll be bowing down with your little badges.
04:53Oh, sure.
04:53Your snatch game was good, but Nigella cooked up a storm, and she pipped you to the post, darling.
04:58She cooked up a storm, but she was teeth in a nutty rice.
05:00Oh, yeah!
05:01I am a bit pissed off, to be honest.
05:03I thought I really killed the snatch game.
05:05So, I literally need to push Ella down a flight of stairs at this point.
05:10So, Vanity, do you have another synthetic wig lined up for us this week?
05:15A fruit basket on her head.
05:17I'm sure I've seen Kitty in some synthetic wigs, just saying.
05:21Just saying.
05:23Didn't you just have a lime green wig on your head, yes, last week?
05:26Talk about synthetic!
05:27But I was in the top!
05:28And you look like a soggy lettuce, so don't come for me!
05:30Oh, thank God for that!
05:34Here we go!
05:35Move, shaded bitches!
05:37Woo!
05:38Girl!
05:39Her majesty that I ran in her head hurt you!
05:42Hey, Ladykins!
05:43Hi!
05:44Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
05:47But to prove you're truly sickening, don't get cute.
05:51Get drop-dead ugly.
05:54Oh!
05:57Ugly?
05:58Ugly?
05:59I can't do ugly!
06:00Can't relate.
06:01Cannot relate.
06:01Vanity, that's one for you, man!
06:02I was just about to say, that's one for you, sweetheart!
06:05We're gonna be in the top this week!
06:07Hello, hello, hello!
06:09Hi!
06:13Ladies!
06:14Hi!
06:15U.K.'s next drag race superstar can spend years honing her charisma, uniqueness, nerve,
06:22and talent.
06:23But ain't nobody got time for that!
06:25No, ma'am!
06:26So for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be serving three looks...
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32...in the Miss Fugly beauty pageant.
06:38Now, Fugly stands for friend.
06:41You gotta love yourself.
06:44To me, Fugly is making something look good, but it be fucking ugly.
06:49But I don't really do Fugly.
06:51And for the first time in Drag Race UK herstory, you'll be racing against the clock.
06:57Which means you won't know the categories until the moment before each runway presentation.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:06Shit!
07:07Hashtag Drag Race UK!
07:08Okay.
07:09First category is Fugly Swimwear.
07:14All right, let's put 69 minutes on the clock, and I'll see you on the main stage.
07:19Oh, my God!
07:20It's the one day challenge.
07:21How are we meant to get into full drag in 69 minutes?
07:26We don't know what the other categories are going to be, and it's up against the clock.
07:30Tick-tock!
07:31Tick-tock!
07:32Oh!
07:33Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
07:46I feel disgusting putting makeup on like this.
07:48Mmm.
07:49I'm going to look so fucking filled.
07:53Girls, all this talk about, like, ugly, has anybody been trolled online?
07:58I mean, you think we all have?
08:00I haven't.
08:01I mean, you get the odd comment here and there, don't you?
08:03Yeah.
08:04For me, I just get someone saying, I want to lick your big juicy ass, so I send them a
08:08photo
08:08of my pad and I say, good luck.
08:10Kitty, do you think the trolling would affect your confidence?
08:12Like, has it affected you in any way?
08:14No.
08:15Do you know?
08:16Maybe it should.
08:17I mean, growing up for me, it was always like, you're like the bigger child.
08:22And, like, that never really bothered me.
08:23I was always just, this is who I am.
08:24Mmm.
08:25I've got shoulders.
08:26I've got, like, big legs.
08:28I love it.
08:28And doing drag has made me love it even more because I've got all this juicy, juicy body
08:32that everyone just loves, and I feel like a million dollars.
08:36I'm very body confident.
08:38I was never told, you're bigger, you're less worthy.
08:40I've always been told, love yourself for who you are because that's what makes you you.
08:45I think this is what's so important, though, about drag race is that it does show that, like,
08:49you can be anybody.
08:51Some of you shouldn't do drag, though, because I am a lot better than all of you, and I
08:55am waiting for this crowd.
08:55All right, sit down, my darling.
08:56Well, you know what, Kitty?
08:57I was going to say the biggest part of you is your heart, but I take it back now.
09:02I don't know about you girls, but I feel more confident in drag, like, way more confident.
09:07For me as a boy, it's always like, I take what I don't like about me being a boy into
09:12my drag,
09:12and maybe not always feeling like I fit in as a boy and being young.
09:17I completely change when I'm in drag.
09:18It, like, literally lights something up.
09:20It's such an armor, because I don't see Luke, I see Crystal, and it's such a nice thing
09:25to, like, step out of the reality of life and just go into, like, a character.
09:29That's what I love about drag, is that transformation.
09:32Me and my drag, it's like, that's my biggest trait, is to be, like, that curvy woman.
09:36That's how I've empowered that.
09:38Yeah.
09:38I feel exactly the same.
09:39It may not seem a big deal to you, but for me personally, it is, because I've never been
09:43sexual with anyone.
09:44I've never had sex with anyone.
09:46Yeah.
09:46And that may come to a shock with some people, because my drag is, like, sex on legs.
09:50Yeah, it is.
09:51It actually isn't the case for Luke, you know, so.
09:54Oh, God.
09:55I would have never guessed that in a million years.
09:56No, no, I wouldn't have.
09:57You give sex on legs when you're in drag, but, like, you are, like, you're so sweet outside
10:00of drag, and you're so just, like, calm and mellow.
10:03Oh, thank you.
10:03It's a massive surprise she's a virgin, because she's the most sexed up, non-sexed up drag
10:09queen I've ever met.
10:11Crystal, I just expected you to be a bitch.
10:14I thought, you know, judging by your makeup, that you're completely down to earth and so,
10:18like, focused on what you want in life, and I think it's amazing.
10:22Oh, thank you.
10:23I've always, since coming out of school, knew exactly what I wanted to do and always put my
10:27drag and my art form forward.
10:29Seeing a boy and going on a date was never a priority to me.
10:32You don't let anything get in your way, not even a bit of dick.
10:35No, I ain't got time for that.
10:36Not even a bit of dick.
10:43Not even a bit of dick.
10:45Is this thing on?
10:48Ten minutes left, ladies.
10:50Oh, my God.
10:52No.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56We ain't got much time left, and we've got to get into this look.
10:59So, let's go, girls.
11:01It's fine.
11:02It's ugly.
11:02You can wear your lettuce again.
11:04Oh, thank you.
11:05You're so kind.
11:10We have, like, no time.
11:11None.
11:12I'm going to get ready.
11:13Um, where are my tits?
11:15Where did I put my tits?
11:16Put them in the bin.
11:17Oh, shit.
11:17Quick!
11:18Quick!
11:19What am I doing?
11:19Ah!
11:20What am I doing?
11:23Oh, I'm going to look like shit.
11:25Again.
11:26Time waits for no queens.
11:28Ah!
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31Right.
11:32I need nails on.
11:34What's going to have to do, Incept?
11:35I'm going to shit myself.
11:36What is going on?
11:42That's time, ladies.
11:44The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
11:47Michelle Visage.
11:48Now, Michelle, is beauty only skin deep?
11:50Well, I hope so.
11:52Thank you, Dr. Sees Moore.
11:55Say hi for me.
11:57You'll do.
11:57And the super-spexy Alan Carr.
12:00Alan, you're looking good.
12:01Oh, thanks, Ru.
12:03It takes a lot of money to look this knackered.
12:08Say hello to your bartender for me.
12:11I will.
12:12And I'm thrilled to welcome our extra-special guest judge,
12:16Alicia Dixon.
12:17Alicia, what's your beauty secret?
12:19I just lie about my age, Ru.
12:21I'm actually 78.
12:23Works every time.
12:24Well, you look great.
12:26This week, our queens are working against the clock
12:29to serve three fugly looks
12:31in the Friend You Gotta Love Yourself beauty pageant.
12:37Racers, start your engines
12:39and may the best drag queen win.
12:42Welcome to the Miss Fugly beauty pageant.
12:47The first category is Fugly Swimwear.
12:51Up first, Vanity Milan.
12:54Yes to the yellow.
12:55Oh, in case she gets hypothermia.
12:58I am giving you yellow hair realness
13:01with the shower cap on my head.
13:02Yes, Vanity.
13:03It's all about the ponytail.
13:05Woo!
13:06I am giving you the ugly cushion cover
13:09from your grandmother's front room
13:10that she would never let you in.
13:12Yeah, booey.
13:13It's to take on a scuba outfit.
13:16It's fun and it's ugly.
13:18It's fugly.
13:19Baywatch.
13:20Slaywatch.
13:22Kitty's got claws.
13:24Kitty's got claws.
13:27Kitty's got claws.
13:39Hiya loves.
13:40Get your gnashes into my knickers.
13:44I want the tooth.
13:45You can't handle the tooth.
13:50Scarlet Harlot.
13:51Hey kitty girl.
13:52It's milkin' time.
13:54I am serving big juicy tits
13:56and it is cat madness right now.
13:58Oh, my days.
14:01Hairballs.
14:02I mean, everything is cat
14:03and I want to show these judges
14:04everything I've got.
14:05Eh eh.
14:06Oh.
14:07No, we don't want to lick that pussy.
14:10This look is fugly
14:11because I am channeling
14:12all those crazy cat ladies.
14:15I thought I saw a pudding cat.
14:18Ella Bidet.
14:21Pool hair don't care.
14:23I'm feeling like a hot mess.
14:26Is this outfit pool-litically correct?
14:29I wouldn't be seen dead in this usually,
14:31but I want to be Miss Fugly 2021.
14:37Oh, you've been drinking girl.
14:40Literally like me after a night out.
14:44I feel fugly AF and I love it.
14:48Something in the gene pool ain't clean.
14:52Kiss of Versace.
14:54She's serving creature
14:55from the Blackpool Lagoon.
14:58I am serving you Pirates of the Caribbean.
15:01She is giving you
15:02underwater sea creature realness.
15:04She has been rotted under that sea for a good while.
15:08Look at that chocolate starfish.
15:11I'm giving you this coral fascinator.
15:14She goes down.
15:15You've got this seaweed flying off of me,
15:18flowing in the wind.
15:19I'm giving you barnacle beauty darling.
15:22Oh, wow.
15:23The drama.
15:24The judges did not expect this level of fugly from me.
15:27But no, girl.
15:28I'm giving you grunge.
15:29I'm giving you filth.
15:31She sucked a few fisherman's friends.
15:33Bring back my girls.
15:36Ladies.
15:37Well, that's a way to dive right in.
15:39Now, second category is charity shop chic.
15:45Starting with fugly charity shop leftovers.
15:50You need to style an ensemble that could wow the wags at the Kensington Tennis Club.
15:57You'll find everything you need in an extra special charity shop we set up backstage.
16:04I love charity shops.
16:06I often get loads of my accessories, some dresses, some charity shops.
16:11So this one is in the bag.
16:13Now, you need to incorporate at least five items in your final look.
16:17And you've got 60 minutes to go from trash to posh.
16:21Oh, my God.
16:24Ladies.
16:25Ready.
16:27Set.
16:29You may leave the stage.
16:30My bitch.
16:32Go, go, go, go, go, go.
16:34Oh, my God.
16:35We've got one hour.
16:38We've got to put a look together.
16:39Change our faces.
16:40Get new accessories.
16:42Change our shoes.
16:42Change our wigs.
16:43It's fucking madness.
16:47Excuse me, ladies.
16:51No.
16:53Oh, my God.
16:54I can't.
16:56Triggered.
16:56It's charity shop soon.
17:00Excuse me, ladies.
17:01After last week's challenge.
17:03I wouldn't underestimate a drag queen, my darling.
17:05Me doing charity.
17:06That is the last thing I would have expected is next week to meet the bitch.
17:11Charity shop soon, yeah?
17:13Charity shop soon, yeah?
17:14Now, listen.
17:14Some of you should know that before I was a manager, yeah?
17:19As a very important charity shop, I was head stylist in Paris, Milan, yeah?
17:25And I'm here today.
17:26Look what I've bought you.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28How amazing is this?
17:29This is my second and good, yeah?
17:32And what I want you to do today is to make a real amazing look, yeah?
17:37Because guess what you're going to do?
17:38You're going to get runway ready.
17:40Are you ready?
17:41Yes!
17:42Because I'm ready!
17:44Yes!
17:46Go!
17:46Oh, my God!
17:47Oh, my God!
17:48Oh, my God!
17:49Oh, my God!
17:51Oh, my God!
17:52Get this shopping!
17:53Some sparkly shitting.
17:55This is couture, my darling.
17:57Oh, that looks hideous.
17:58Like that.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:01That will do for now.
18:03Do you think I should stay away from orange?
18:05I am the orange queen of the season.
18:09Looking amazing, gals.
18:10You're making the right tip, though, aren't you?
18:12Someone's going to have to bloody clear that up afterwards
18:14and I ain't got my volunteers here.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:17This is crazy.
18:19I have barnacles stuck to my face.
18:21I'm covered in glue.
18:22Oh!
18:22I have to redo a whole face and choose an outfit in an hour.
18:27I am shitting myself.
18:29Do you know what, gal?
18:31I want to say this, because not only was I a stylist,
18:33but I was also a makeup artist.
18:35Now, you've got a lot of makeup on.
18:37Are you going to get that off and make a look, yeah?
18:40I'm sorry!
18:40I know.
18:41I'll keep my eye on you.
18:46I'm loving that green.
18:48I love the green.
18:49Yeah.
18:49I think there's going to be a few people green with envy
18:52when you've got that on.
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:53I'm going to need some scissors with that.
18:55Beautiful.
18:56Yeah, that's not going to go over my arse.
18:58There's nothing wrong with showing a little bit, you know.
19:00Pulling this up.
19:01Normally, I'm pulling my knickers down.
19:03Do you know what, I really wish I could help you,
19:06because as I said, I've been a stylist in Paris and Milan,
19:10but unfortunately, it's up to you today, gals.
19:13We have Sue Took talking about being a bloody stylist in Milan and Paris,
19:18and then Valenti's picked out an orange outfit, of course.
19:20Crystal's trying to get her face off.
19:22I'm literally picking through everything,
19:24cutting pieces up and sticking it together,
19:25and Ella's dressed as a mum.
19:27Right, I'm not feeling that.
19:29But okay.
19:30Ella, what's your vibe, darling?
19:31Well, fuck knows.
19:33I'm trying to go with pastels.
19:34I've got a fur.
19:35We're going glam, hopefully.
19:37You're going glam?
19:38Yeah, we're like...
19:40That's not what I would call glam, my love.
19:42Well, you know.
19:42You do you, honey.
19:43Each to their own.
19:44This dress is hideous!
19:46Sue's right there, actually.
19:48Excuse me, later.
19:51Remember, girls, you need to be wearing at least five items.
19:56Yes.
19:56Yeah?
19:57Have you got that?
19:58And Crystal's just wearing tits, as usual.
20:02Crystal, you should be very worried.
20:04You've got to find an outfit.
20:05And she's definitely got slim pickings,
20:07because we've got everything that we wanted to get.
20:10And she's still there putting her makeup on.
20:11Ladies!
20:13Emergency call.
20:14You've got 15 minutes, ladies.
20:16Ah!
20:17Come on!
20:18Oh, God, it's making me tense now, this is.
20:20I can't breathe.
20:21Excuse me, lady.
20:22You haven't got any bloody clothes in there.
20:25Ooh!
20:25Put the bloody girls away!
20:26You know what got me to the top?
20:28In Paris.
20:29More is more.
20:31Oh, more is always more.
20:32More is more in drag.
20:33The bigger the better.
20:34Totally.
20:34You want to look like you've been in a charity shop,
20:37and robbed the whole thing, and you've put it on.
20:39Charity shop Sue is there to inspire,
20:42but actually, she's a bit in the way.
20:43I just want to crack on.
20:47God, I think I look amazing.
20:49Oh!
20:51I feel like a right sort of a mum.
20:53I've swept right into this.
20:55I'm so sorry, Sue.
20:56Do you do refunds?
20:57Not really, no, because it is going to charity.
21:00We'll have to have a good sniff of it,
21:01and see how strong that does smell.
21:03Because if it smells really strong on a ten,
21:05we won't be able to use it.
21:06If it's on a five, let's bang it on a rail.
21:08Yeah.
21:09This isn't it.
21:11This dress.
21:11Not my fantasy.
21:12SOS.
21:13Help me, someone.
21:15Nothing fits.
21:16The pressure is real.
21:17The clock is ticking.
21:19We've not got long.
21:20Please, hurry up.
21:22Ooh, darling.
21:23I am a lady that lunches.
21:24I love at brunch.
21:25So, I think I've fitted the brief.
21:27But Crystal and Scarlet are going for little black dresses.
21:30I mean, basic.
21:34Crystal, have you changed your idea again, babes?
21:36Yeah, hon.
21:36What are you doing now?
21:37I don't know.
21:38You ain't got much time.
21:39I know.
21:41Oh, are you going to do this in time?
21:43I'm playing with my mind.
21:44Just let me get on with it.
21:45Where's the earrings?
21:46Got any earrings?
21:47Right.
21:48Oh, God.
21:50Look, gals, you look unreal.
21:52Oh, Sue, don't cry.
21:54Right?
21:54You've got one minute.
21:55I'm going to tease you.
21:56So, you've got one minute for none.
21:58One minute.
21:59Oh, my Christ.
22:00Give me more time.
22:02Remember what they said in Paris to me.
22:04More is more.
22:06More is more.
22:08More is more.
22:09More is more.
22:10Love it.
22:12I wanted to change my shoes.
22:14If it's not the right shoes, come on.
22:18All right, ladies.
22:20Drew is waiting for you.
22:22Oh, my God.
22:22Are you ready?
22:23Yes!
22:25Go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:26Three, two, one.
22:28Go, go, go, go.
22:29Go, go, go.
22:33Look at the state of this floor.
22:35Oh, what a bloody mess they've made here.
22:37I'm not going to be able to sell most of these clothes now.
22:42I'm going to have to get them to give me a little donation afterwards, maybe.
22:49Category is...
22:51Welcome back to the Miss Fugly beauty pageant.
22:55Next category is...
22:57Charity Shop Chic.
22:58First up, Kitty Scott Claus.
23:01Church on top, brothel on the bottom.
23:05Category is off the rack, ladies who lunch, and I'm ready for a slap up dinner.
23:10Careful, you're going to put somebody's eyes out with those things.
23:13Bang, bang, baby.
23:14You're cute.
23:14Daphne Blake from Scooby Doo could never...
23:18Oh, my God.
23:19Sarah Michelle Gellar, what?
23:20Purple and green to make the boys scream.
23:23I'd wear that skirt.
23:24That skirt goes neon and neon, neon.
23:28Wow.
23:29Up next, Crystal Versace.
23:31I think it's amazing.
23:32These boobs were made for flaunting.
23:34Uh-huh.
23:36These shorts are so short, you can see my nuni.
23:38Oh, I love it.
23:40I feel like a hot mess.
23:42Honk, honk.
23:44Sue said we need to at least wear five items or more.
23:47One, two, three, four, five.
23:49I'm done.
23:49I feel like a sexy mum.
23:51Look at me.
23:51Oh, keep your dads at home.
23:54Oh, I'll take her up new Bond Street.
23:56Did you say you'd take her up where?
23:58Old Bond Street.
23:59Or the new one.
24:03Up next, Elevita Day.
24:06You know, I've always fancied a purple head.
24:09She's just come from a boardroom meeting
24:11and she's on her way to meet the gals.
24:14She's got her glasses in one hand.
24:16She's keeping her right hand warm with that faux fur.
24:19You can't even handle all this pastelle.
24:22Maybe she's off to Wimble, hon.
24:25The judges are lapping it up.
24:26I'm selling this character.
24:27to this rich bitch who does not give a shit.
24:30I'm feeling opulent.
24:32I own everything.
24:35Can somebody park my Land Rover, please?
24:39Up next, Vanity Milan.
24:42Oh, wow.
24:44Real Housewives of Brixton, baby.
24:46My charity shop look is definitely giving you
24:50the NeNe Leakes realness.
24:52I am giving you Ratchet Black Girl to the T.
24:55She's simply the zest.
24:56Ooh.
24:57Simply the zest.
25:01My shoulder bones are showing
25:03in this off-the-shoulder orange sequined outfit.
25:06I cannot believe I found this sequined dress
25:09in a charity shop.
25:10I'm definitely going charity shopping more often.
25:12Take that, NeNe.
25:16Scarlet Harlot.
25:17Yes.
25:18Oh.
25:19My character for this charity shop runway
25:21is Titsalina Bum Squash.
25:23There ain't no look that Titsalina Bum Squash
25:25can't dig out in a charity shop.
25:26She is straight in that bargain bin.
25:28That's where she belongs.
25:29Is this the ladies who lunch or the ladies who lunch on dick?
25:34That is a thing.
25:34I think it's that one.
25:38She's giving you her little black dress, poochie mama.
25:41She's got a rosebud on her neck, big, puffy hair.
25:43She's ready for a disco.
25:44and she's got the cock rings around her waist.
25:47Scarlet is a harlot after all.
25:48Yes.
25:51Ladies, you know, you never know what kind of treasures you can find at the charity shop.
25:57But that's where I found Michelle Visage.
26:02Behind the till.
26:04Ladies, your third and final category is...
26:09Thugly, but fashionable.
26:13I'll put 30 minutes on the clock because I'm feeling generous.
26:20Ladies, ready, set, you may leave the stage.
26:25Go, go, go, go, go.
26:26Go, go, go.
26:28Hold me glasses.
26:29You know what, bitch?
26:3030 minutes.
26:31Catch me outside.
26:32How about that?
26:33Oh, my gosh.
26:33I can't run in these shoes.
26:34It's going to break me ankle.
26:36Go, go, go, go.
26:40Half an hour.
26:42Oh, my God.
26:4230 minutes, we've snatched.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45I feel like I'm on countdown.
26:49I need to get this Hoochie Mama outfit off so I can put another Hoochie Mama outfit on.
26:53I can't, you know what?
26:55Fuck.
26:56Relax, we have half an hour.
26:57Yeah, bitch.
26:59I've got to run.
26:59I know I can get ready a lot quicker than a lot of these other girls.
27:03Jesus Christ.
27:07Pedal to the medal, girls.
27:09I'm like Victoria Radlington at this.
27:10Woo!
27:12She's a swimmer, isn't she?
27:13Or a diver?
27:14I don't know.
27:15She's fast.
27:16Oh, my God.
27:16My makeup is horrible.
27:18Is anyone really drastically changing their makeup?
27:20I mean, yeah.
27:22I can't be doing this.
27:23I am absolutely shattered.
27:26God, I managed to do another fucking face in like.
27:29I know.
27:29How long were we given?
27:30Five minutes.
27:31Literally.
27:31What?
27:32Are you doing another one?
27:32I need to do another one.
27:33This is mental.
27:35Ugh.
27:36Get a move on, girl.
27:38Ah!
27:39No!
27:39Oh, bitch!
27:40I just started!
27:42There's no time!
27:44Can't fuck my shit!
27:45Oh, this has been Faroo.
27:47What are you doing to us?
27:49Has anyone actually ever got ready in half an hour before?
27:51No.
27:52Charity case?
27:53Oh, yeah.
27:53Charity's like three minutes.
27:5530 minutes?
27:56I'm going to look like River Medway.
27:57Ha-ha!
27:58Time is not a drag queen's best friend.
28:01Veronica, thank God you're not here still because you'd be fine.
28:03You're fucked.
28:09Has anyone had any, like, funny onstage mishaps?
28:12I remember my wig falling off onstage.
28:14Oh, my God.
28:15I was doing a Beyoncé performance, and you know where I whipped my hair really crazy,
28:19and thank God it was actually at the end of the song, so I just flipped it over my shoulder
28:23and walked off like nothing happened.
28:25Like it was planned.
28:26It was planned, darling.
28:27If you don't know the show...
28:29It was all meant to be.
28:30It was all meant to be, babe.
28:31I did that once.
28:32I was performing.
28:33I kicked one of my heels out to the audience, and when I tell you the heel hit the woman,
28:37smack bang in the face, like boom!
28:39Shit.
28:39I could have took that out.
28:41Oh, my God.
28:41I had one, actually, when it was at a brunch, and they were making the queens do lip syncs
28:46with the audience.
28:47I was lip syncs against this woman, and this woman's tit fell out.
28:51And it weren't you this time.
28:53But yeah, that was funny.
28:54Two minutes left.
28:56Quick syncs!
28:57Quick syncs!
28:58Quick syncs!
28:59Oh, no!
29:00Quick syncs!
29:01Quick syncs!
29:02Quick syncs!
29:02Please, drag gods, help me!
29:06That was a tight hole.
29:09I can't seem to find anything around here.
29:11I don't have enough time to do shit.
29:14You better move!
29:15Ugh!
29:16I'm gonna climb that speaker like King Kong, take that fucking thing off the wall, and throw
29:19it out the window.
29:20I don't know where my spirit gummy is.
29:22I can't deal with this dress.
29:23I can't do it anymore, Ken.
29:24Oh, Tress!
29:25Go!
29:26Go!
29:27Go!
29:27Ah!
29:30Carl, I haven't got anything on.
29:32Let me put my coat on.
29:33Ah!
29:34Fuck!
29:35I'm gonna look like a clown.
29:37Time is up.
29:39Ah!
29:44Welcome back to the Miss Fugly beauty pageant.
29:48The third and final category is Fugly, but fashionable.
29:55Up first, Ella Vidae.
29:57Is that bagged Lady Gaga?
29:59Oh, it's like Lady Gaga meets Pam Anderson.
30:02I am wearing chaps.
30:05I'm wearing plaid.
30:07I look horrific, but very fashionable.
30:11Now, I think this is what they mean by chapped lips.
30:13Yes!
30:15I'm walking in this, and I'm feeling like a rock star.
30:19Oh, yeah, I'm fashion.
30:20I'm cool.
30:21Uh-huh.
30:22Yeah.
30:22Watch out.
30:23Oh, she's got a plaid attitude.
30:26Let's go.
30:27Vanity Milan.
30:29Now, this is from the Bed Bath & Beyoncé collection.
30:33Oh, yes.
30:34I am giving you haute couture, fugly fashion, dark, deep, mysterious, I'm about to bury a bitch, funeral realness.
30:43Paris.
30:45London.
30:46Vanity Milan.
30:47It is an oversized puffer jacket wedding dress, and I am here for it.
30:53What more could you ask for?
30:55It's fugly.
30:55Duvet.
30:56Away.
30:59Crystal Versace.
31:01Ooh.
31:02This is tasty.
31:03I'm giving you this big hair.
31:05I'm giving you all these shapes and colours.
31:07This is fugly to me because it's so obnoxious, and it's so much going on.
31:12It's literally a headache looking at it.
31:15What are those dogs?
31:16Is it poo dogs?
31:18Poo dogs.
31:19Like a poo dog, isn't it?
31:21They're colourful.
31:22It's a silhouette that I wouldn't ever go for.
31:25So, I'm trying to take it away from giving them body-oddy-oddy and giving them something
31:28where I'm basically being eaten alive in this outfit.
31:32You know, I've had my eyes on that coat for years.
31:36Scarlet Harlet.
31:38Ooh.
31:39You alright, babes?
31:40Oh, forgot something.
31:42Oh, no.
31:43Can't wait to see her on the Hun way.
31:45My fugly look is me to an absolute T.
31:48It is cranked up to 100.
31:49I'm giving you a big silver puffer jacket.
31:51She's got stones all over.
31:53I'm giving you a pink velour tracksuit.
31:55She's like Bianca from EastEnders.
31:57Poor baby.
31:58I'm wearing my identity.
32:00I'm working class through and through.
32:02I'm a chav, and I'm owning it.
32:04And the Mother of the Year award goes to...
32:08Scarlet Harlet.
32:10Kitty Scott Claus.
32:12Aw.
32:13Brace yourself.
32:14Ugly Betty Who, this is Ugly Kitty.
32:16My braces are rhinestone to filth.
32:19And this custom knitwear says Kitty Lady.
32:23Oh.
32:23Oh.
32:24Oh.
32:25You've got to be kitten me.
32:28To top this look off, she's wearing a gorgeous, stunning pair of kitten heels.
32:33Because why not?
32:35I think she's been watching Pums of Endearment.
32:38I am the cat's pajamas.
32:41Bye, Kitty.
32:42Such a glamour puss.
32:46Welcome, ladies.
32:47Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
32:50First up, Kitty Scott Claus.
32:53What I loved about watching you tonight in all three looks is that you were having so much fun.
32:58Your fugly swimsuit, the way you presented it with the teeth, I thought it was really fun.
33:02I loved the attention to detail and I appreciated the thought process behind the look.
33:07What I loved about the second look, you really did encapsulate charity shop.
33:13You know, that cardigan, which actually did look like someone had died in it.
33:17It smelled like it too.
33:18Yes.
33:20This look, so wrong, but yet so right.
33:24I thought you had a very strong night, Kitty.
33:27That manic grin, those glasses and those messed up teeth.
33:30You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
33:35You were having some fun out there tonight.
33:38Oh, I was.
33:39I was loving it, Ruth.
33:41And other than your own look, whose look did you enjoy the most?
33:46I'll just take these off.
33:47I really enjoy Scarlett's Bianca from EastEnders moment.
33:51All right.
33:52Thank you so much.
33:54Up next, Vanity Milan.
33:55So I start with your swimwear.
33:57It's probably my least favorite of your looks of the night because it wasn't the most flattering on your figure.
34:02I agree with what Michelle said.
34:04Your figure is banging.
34:05I'm a fan of yellow, but I wasn't a fan of your first look.
34:09You got the ugly part, Dale.
34:11That one bit.
34:13The charity shop look.
34:15I actually really loved that.
34:17That orange color on your skin.
34:18That pussycat wig.
34:19It worked on you.
34:20Charity shop Sue came around.
34:22You chose that dress and you were done.
34:24I know I wore orange on the runway last week and you all said that it looked amazing on my
34:28skin.
34:28So I said, why not just play to my strength?
34:30This look is fashion.
34:32This is runway.
34:33This is edgy.
34:34This is exactly on the money.
34:36It was such a transformation.
34:38It really changed my perception of you.
34:40You have learned.
34:41You've come so far with your makeup and your highlighting skills.
34:43This, by far, is my favorite.
34:45I just hope it wasn't too late.
34:48Of all the girls on the runway tonight, whose outfit did you like the most?
34:53Kitty's.
34:54Oh.
34:55It really is kitty through and through.
34:57It literally says it on her t-shirt.
35:03Up next, Scarlet Harlet.
35:06Let's start with your fugly swimwear.
35:09You were a crazy cat lady.
35:11And I thought that one was cute.
35:14The last two times I saw you, you were lip syncing for your life.
35:17So it was so lovely to see you having fun.
35:19And it was like the Scarlet I knew from the first time I saw you.
35:22The second look, it felt safe.
35:25It could have had a bit more fun with it.
35:27Fugly can mean anything.
35:28So that was the one time you could have went,
35:30I might try something a little bit different.
35:32You started out with animal print ensemble.
35:35What made you change from that?
35:36Thought that was me playing the same, but of course it didn't work out.
35:39This, however, is it fashion?
35:41I have no idea.
35:42But what it is is every day of my life.
35:45Leopard's my favorite color.
35:46Pink is my other favorite color.
35:47All of it.
35:48So this is probably my favorite look of yours tonight.
35:51This look is not fashion for me.
35:54Fugly, yes.
35:55Fashion, no.
35:55But overall, I still really enjoyed everything that you did tonight.
35:58I can tell that you love this outfit.
36:01I really do.
36:02It's so me.
36:03Any opportunity to represent the East End.
36:06When you look around on the stage tonight, whose outfit is your favorite and why?
36:10Well, first of all, I didn't know we had Anubis back in the competition.
36:14She looks like Anubis.
36:16I say Kitty.
36:17Only because, as you can see, I like playing a character,
36:20and I think Kitty's playing a character, and that's very me.
36:23Thank you, bro.
36:24Up next, hell of a day.
36:26Your fugly swimwear.
36:27I thought it was really great because, again, it's an animal print orgasm for me.
36:33I got to see more of your personality tonight, which I really, really enjoy seeing.
36:36The only thing I had a little bit of an issue with was the fit.
36:39When you turned to the side, it came off your back a little bit.
36:41You wanted to kind of hug.
36:42There were elements that I really liked, particularly the shoes.
36:46I think you could have pushed it even further.
36:49Your second look, I loved it.
36:50You find things that are garish, but when you put them together, they sort of work,
36:54and that's what your look did, and I thought it was genius with the mauve hair.
36:58Felt like that was a 1982 country club.
37:01I definitely believed that.
37:03I love this look.
37:04I think this also hits the brief.
37:06It is fugly and fashion.
37:07It's like Lady Gaga doing the washing up in a gay bar in the Highlands.
37:12I love it.
37:13This look is my favourite by far.
37:15I love the pop of pink.
37:17It's very fashion.
37:18Your gloves would work with my dress.
37:20You nailed this.
37:22Yeah, this look is really gorgeous.
37:24It's so Vivian Westwood, and I could see it on a runway today.
37:28Whose outfit do you like the best?
37:30I love Vanity Milan's outfit.
37:33I think it's really gorgeous and very fashion.
37:38Up next, Crystal Versace.
37:42Now listen, when I heard it was swimwear, I was like,
37:45Crystal's gonna come out with long blonde hair.
37:48In a leotard.
37:49Looking amazing.
37:51And then you come out looking like the creature from the deep.
37:54It took my breath away.
37:55I was like, oh, now it's getting interesting.
37:58I think you really went for it.
37:59I was really proud of you.
38:01You came out here with no hair, and you had crustaceans and barnacles on your face and on your body.
38:05And I was like, look at Crystal up there getting dirty.
38:08Yes.
38:09Your charity shop look was very weak.
38:12You did sort of play it safe.
38:14You looked so glamorous and so fabulous.
38:15And I was like, oh, that's not very charity shop.
38:17That's not really the brief.
38:18I don't entirely agree with you, Alan.
38:20I think that you did nail the brief because you went from this kind of dramatic, like, scary-looking look
38:26with your fugly swimwear,
38:27and then you switched it around nicely and just came out very demure.
38:31I really appreciated how you went from sea creature to tarts.
38:36This outfit, fugly fashion, it's so good.
38:40It's so fashion, Crystal.
38:41I mean, that's a giant-ass frickin' coat.
38:44And your waist is still teeny-weeny with huge faux fur, everything about this look I love.
38:49I mean, how many poodles died for that?
38:53For me, nailed it.
38:55Because if you came out on a runway wearing this, everybody would be like, yes, this is fashion.
39:00It's interesting.
39:01It's different.
39:02It's fun.
39:03Smashed it.
39:05Whose outfit on the stage tonight do you admire?
39:08I like Ella's.
39:09Yeah, Ella's is cute.
39:11Thank you, ladies.
39:12I think we've heard enough.
39:14While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
39:18You may leave the stage.
39:21Oh, my God.
39:24It's been Ella today.
39:25Oh, hasn't it just, my darling?
39:27I know being a chav hurts so much in my life.
39:30I just got my teeth out.
39:32This has been a crazy day.
39:34We are all exhausted.
39:36I can't wait to have a drink with the girls and unplum, as you say.
39:39I love today so much.
39:41I had so much fun.
39:41This challenge was huge.
39:44Yeah.
39:44Oh, my God.
39:44We had to do so much in such a small amount of time.
39:48Like, it was like, ready, steady, cook, mate.
39:50Literally.
39:50It was like, you didn't have a time to breathe.
39:52Didn't have time to piddle.
39:54Nah.
39:55Crystal, you're a bit quiet over there.
39:57You're okay, babe.
39:58Yeah.
39:58I mean, it's just a lot.
40:00You're exhausted.
40:01That as well, yeah.
40:02Obviously, no one liked my look on the wrong way, including you guys.
40:05Well, not didn't like it, but didn't choose it.
40:08I'm pissed.
40:09I thought I looked gorgeous.
40:10And plus, some of the girls, to me, didn't really fulfill the brief.
40:12I didn't get much fugly, but fashion.
40:15They forgot the fashion part.
40:16Scarlett said that your wig was like Anubis.
40:19Yeah.
40:19I mean, really, girl?
40:21No, no, no, but that's not a read.
40:23Like, you look fucking fantastic tonight.
40:25I know, but you know how that goes.
40:27You don't say stuff like that.
40:29Like, you don't compare people.
40:30Like, I love Anubis, but it was just out of the blue.
40:32Oh, I didn't realize we had Anubis.
40:33It was like, really?
40:35I don't know.
40:36I just didn't see the funny in that.
40:38I didn't quite understand.
40:42Can I just commend you on something?
40:44You actually turned that out.
40:47Like, you took one ugly face off and put another one back on.
40:51You bitch!
40:52I loved you for a second there.
40:55So, who do you think will be lip syncing?
40:58Michelle did say to me, like, it may have been too late for me.
41:01So, it may be me.
41:02I think I'm in the bottom.
41:03But you never know.
41:04But you had really positive feedback about your makeup.
41:06I did.
41:07And you know what?
41:08I am so thankful that they're starting to see that I'm experimenting with different things.
41:12I'm so happy that my husband pushed me to wear this.
41:14So, if I go home today, he's going to be fucking proud that it walked the runway.
41:17Exactly darling.
41:19It's taken vanity to get to the fugly week to do pretty.
41:23Vanity, why are you pulling out the stops now?
41:25Who do you think is going to be lip syncing?
41:26I think Scarlett.
41:28I think you will be lip syncing.
41:30Really?
41:30I just think because of maybe your charity shop look being a bit weaker and this look not being fashion,
41:35that would be where my head goes.
41:38That's cool.
41:39If I am going to be lip syncing tonight, I am so happy that I'm in this outfit.
41:43Because this is so me.
41:44Like, this is me to a T.
41:45So, I'm proud of what I did tonight.
41:47We all smashed through this challenge and I know that I have it in me to go the distance.
41:52Girls, I think we should all be so proud of ourselves.
41:56Yeah.
41:56For what we've done.
41:57Let's have a cheers.
41:58Yes.
41:59I can't move in this quail.
42:01Cheers ladies.
42:03Cheers, cheers, cheers.
42:04To the fugly bowl.
42:07Gorgeous.
42:08Alright, now just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
42:14Everyone had a very good week, so it's kind of tough tonight.
42:19Alright, so let's start with Kitty Scott Claws.
42:21Kitty Scott Claws fugly swimwear was so fun.
42:26I absolutely loved everything about it from the huge crimped hair down to that floral bathing suit.
42:32And then she had the teeth with it and she made fugly swimwear work.
42:36I fell in love with her personality.
42:38Kitty, that really, really came across.
42:41The attention to detail in her charity shop look was brilliant.
42:45I loved all the little accessories and I felt that she made such an effort.
42:49Kitty's fugly but fashion.
42:50Fashion, it was nuts.
42:52It was all so bizarre, but I absolutely loved it.
42:56I know what you said about the runway look not being fashion, but have you seen the latest Gucci campaign?
43:01Right, true.
43:02I mean, see, they've all got braces and glasses.
43:04Yeah.
43:05Why aren't I a model?
43:07Actually, Kitty's had a very strong few weeks.
43:10She's been gaining so much momentum.
43:13Her personality has just shown through in every single challenge.
43:18Alright, let's move on to Vanity Milan.
43:20Vanity's fugly swimwear was just that.
43:23Fugly.
43:24I do love that beautiful bright yellow on her skin, but the swimsuit was so ill-fitting.
43:30She just looked like a block of cheese.
43:32Yes.
43:33Charity shop look.
43:35I loved it.
43:36She came around the corner in that bright orange with that little blonde pussycat wig.
43:39She saved the best for last, didn't she?
43:40She saved the best for last.
43:41Y'all, this is the moment I've been asking for since day one.
43:45Damn it, Vanity.
43:46Where have you been?
43:47And what a lovely surprise to see that she is taking our critiques to heart.
43:52Vanity and all the girls have come so far.
43:55Alright, let's move on to Scarlett Harlett.
43:57Scarlett started out strong with her little cat lady swimsuit, spitting up hairballs with
44:02her little cat in a purse.
44:03I thought it was really cute.
44:04Her charity shop, she kind of lost me at that.
44:07It was so basic.
44:07You're down to the final five and you're wearing an LBD.
44:10I agree.
44:11I think that there were moments tonight where I found Scarlett quite weak.
44:15So I feel like it was a wasted opportunity to show another side.
44:18The fact that she chose a little black dress with all that fabulous stuff back there,
44:22that's a little bit of a cop out for me.
44:24Her final look, to me, that is fashion.
44:28And she is proud of who she is and where she's come from.
44:31And yeah, you're not going to see it on the runway, but it's definitely on the runway to my heart.
44:36Aww.
44:36Aww.
44:37That's beautiful.
44:38I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
44:41Alright, let's move on to Ella Vaday.
44:44With the swimwear, I just wish she'd pushed herself a bit more.
44:47Because all she'd done was blacken her teeth.
44:49I mean, that's not fugly.
44:51I enjoyed it with the little ice cream sundae shoes.
44:53Was it fugly?
44:54Not really.
44:55I actually thought it was kind of fierce.
44:57I thought it was fugly.
44:58I thought, that's really ugly.
44:59But it's so ugly that it's beautiful.
45:02I love the charity shop look.
45:04I love the pastel colors.
45:05I thought the mauve hair was ingenious.
45:07And it looks like the stuff you get from a charity shop.
45:10I think that her charity shop look was the most on point for the brief.
45:15And it was the only look up there that didn't look like a street walker.
45:22And then the fugly but fashionable.
45:24And I was looking at it thinking, apart from the shoes, I would rock that.
45:27And you would definitely see that on a runway.
45:29She pushed it.
45:30And she, for me, had a very, very strong night.
45:33Alright, let's move on to Crystal Versace.
45:35It made my heart sing when I saw Crystal come out dressed as like the swamp thing.
45:39She really surprised me.
45:41She looked ugly.
45:42She had the dark contact lenses in.
45:43She was bald.
45:44And I was like, whoa.
45:45Okay.
45:46Someone wants to win.
45:48Yeah, I loved the drama that she brought with her swimwear look.
45:52I thought she came out strong with a bang.
45:54The second look, the charity shop.
45:56Well, I don't know which charity shop she normally goes to unless it's the Sodom and Gomorrah branch.
46:03I've been there.
46:05She took a lot of time to repair her makeup.
46:08So the outfit ended up being an afterthought.
46:11And then that last look was what a wonderful surprise.
46:14Poodle on acid.
46:15It's so nice, isn't it, to see someone this far in the competition showing a different side, a fun side.
46:22It gave me life.
46:23That coat, it had turned a corner from hideous into fashion.
46:27That was very fabulous.
46:28Moschino meets Betsy Johnson.
46:29So that was one of my favorites on that runway tonight.
46:32Silence.
46:34I've made my decision.
46:36Bring back my girls.
46:38Welcome back, ladies.
46:40I've made some decisions.
46:44Kitty Scott Claus.
46:47In a pageant filled with fugly queens.
46:51You are indeed the fugliest.
46:56Conjagulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
46:58Oh, my God.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:02Oh, my God.
47:03Oh, my God.
47:03Oh, my God.
47:04Oh, my God.
47:04I'm going to lose myself.
47:05Thank you so much.
47:07Suck on that, girls.
47:09Oh, ho, ho, ho.
47:10Oh, ho, ho.
47:11Oh, ho, ho.
47:12We've also received a coveted Rue Peter badge.
47:15Oh.
47:16Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
47:19Finally.
47:21Ho, ho, ho, ho.
47:21Wear it with pride, darling.
47:23I will.
47:24You may step to the back of the stage.
47:26Thank you so much.
47:29Come on.
47:30Love you.
47:35Hell of a day.
47:37Crystal Versace, you are both safe.
47:42Thank you so much.
47:44You may step to the back of the stage.
47:46Thank you, everyone.
47:51Well done.
47:53That means Vanity Milan and Scarlet Harlet.
47:57I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
48:02And no matter what happens next, remember, friend, you gotta love yourself.
48:09Vanity, you've won two lip syncs.
48:11I've won two lip syncs.
48:13I'm gonna fight, so let's go.
48:15Two queens stand before me.
48:20I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
48:26Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Scandalous by Mystique.
48:33Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
48:44The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:54To perform it in front of Alicia Dixon, a song that she is singing on, you ain't ready.
49:01Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:06So, so, so, so, so, so.
49:08Awww!
49:09You know you wanna sing with us.
49:11Awww!
49:11Awww!
49:12Awww!
49:14Awww!
49:15Awww!
49:16Awww!
49:17Awww!
49:18Awww!
49:20Awww!
49:24Awww!
49:27Awww!
49:32Awww!
49:35Awww!
49:37Awww!
49:39Awww!
49:41Awww!
49:42Awww!
49:44Awww!
49:48Awww!
49:52Awww!
49:54Awww!
49:55Awww!
49:56Awww!
49:56Awww!
49:57Awww!
49:58What about the tune of my own bad messages?
50:01Ain't enough
50:02I'm a little simulation, baby
50:04I'm a little conversation, baby
50:06You got to stand and call it my place
50:08And that's my baby
50:12Scandalism
50:12We're all perfect!
50:14Scandalism
50:16Scandalism
50:17Woo!
50:18Yes, y'all!
50:20Scandalism
50:22This is amazing!
50:23What about the tune of my own bad messages?
50:32Are you kidding me?
50:33That you are real to see
50:38What about the tune of my own bad memories?
50:41How are you doing?
50:41That you are real to see
50:41What about the tune of my own bad ecosystem?
50:44I think that they're so excited
50:48I'm a little relation, baby
51:12I love you so much.
51:17Amazing.
51:18That was so good.
51:21Wow.
51:24Ladies, I've made my decision.
51:31Vanity Milan Shantae Euste.
51:36Thank you so much.
51:38You may join the other girls.
51:40I love you.
51:41I love you.
51:41One time.
51:42It's my time.
51:43No, it's my time.
51:44Showtime.
51:52Scarlet Harlot.
51:54From the Isle of Dogs to the Isle of Fierce Drag Race Bitches.
52:00You've come a long way, baby.
52:03Now, sashay away.
52:07Thank you, judges.
52:08Thank you, Ru.
52:09You know, I've used humor to get myself through this competition, and I just want to take
52:14this moment to be very serious.
52:15Thank you so much.
52:21Ru, you always said being on drag race is like being in one big happy family, so I've
52:26got one last thing to say to you.
52:29You ain't my mother.
52:30You ain't my mother.
52:33Yes, I am.
52:44Of course, I don't want to go home.
52:45Like, I went up against Vanity, who is a fucking amazing lip-synker.
52:49There was no way I was going to come out of that alive.
52:52I am so proud to be a part of Drag Race.
52:54This is a lifelong dream fulfilled.
52:57I'm going to be taking that Macaulay Culkin scream all the way to the bank girls.
53:04Come on, you.