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00:02A Gagasaurus Rex, a horror has been sent home with two badges and taste has survived.
00:11It really just shows you that these badges aren't always protection.
00:15Talk about sexual tension.
00:17Lots of love, see you all soon at the sauna, a horror, xoxo, oh my god.
00:27Well, well done for sending a third bitch home.
00:30Lipstick Assassin of Season 2, ladies and gentlemen, oh my goodness.
00:33But anyway, let's hook it up for horror.
00:34We love you, baby.
00:36It's gutted to see a horror girl.
00:38She's like a sister to me.
00:39I'll see you at home.
00:40But this is me, this is it, darlings.
00:42I'm the Tasmanian Devil Energizer Bunny of Drag.
00:45And if you can't keep her, get out.
00:47She's probably going to deck you in the face when she sees you.
00:49Oh, I know, I know.
00:51I thought she was going to write,
00:53Fuck you, Ellie Diamond.
00:56I didn't do anything wrong.
00:58Play the game.
00:59And if you don't, get the boot.
01:01Squeeze past there.
01:04Jeez Louise.
01:06How is everybody else feeling?
01:07How are you, baby?
01:09Yeah, I'm good.
01:11You don't sound good.
01:13Alien.
01:13It was just how open you were, hen, about it.
01:16Oh, are you all happy with that?
01:19Doesn't matter if we're happy with it because you were decided on it.
01:23Aurora's great and she's gone home.
01:25What if that was me?
01:29She's pissed.
01:30I just made it to top four in this competition
01:32and Lawrence is bringing the energy down once again.
01:35Hen, shut it.
01:37You're never going to please everybody.
01:38Obviously, I think you as well.
01:39You felt like you had more to prove to.
01:41Completely.
01:42I won the mini challenge and I went,
01:43Right, I've got the power to do whatever the fuck I want in this place.
01:46Ellie knew what they were doing.
01:47I mean, respect for doing it, but it is quite a cut for her.
01:51It didn't get you a badge though, was it worth it?
01:58Oh, she's going down with that one, bitch.
02:01Bell! Bell! Bell!
02:03It didn't get me a badge, but definitely got me through to next week
02:06so I can get a badge this week.
02:07And on that note, let's go, ladies.
02:10The final is in sight.
02:12Friendships are still there, but I think everyone's looking out for themselves from now on.
02:18You know what, babes?
02:19Respect to you.
02:20You played the game.
02:21When it gets to it, friendships will be hurt.
02:24And badges won't be won.
02:26There's a strong top four, but at the end of the day,
02:28they can only be a final three.
02:29Time to rely on talent to get yourself to the top.
02:32One of us has to go, who is it going to be?
02:34No!
02:36I'm not sure yet, but I know it ain't me, darling.
02:39Can you feel it?
02:40Can you taste it?
02:40Can you smell it?
02:41I know I can.
02:51It's top four.
02:52I knew I was going to get here.
02:54I don't think anyone else did, but I knew it.
02:57I feel like a contender.
03:00Oh, yes, bitch.
03:01Congratulations, baby.
03:03It goes three, three, one.
03:06Yeah, yeah.
03:08I might have no badges, but I've never had to lip sync as well.
03:11So I feel really proud of myself, and I'm happy with everything
03:13that I've showcased in this competition.
03:15But, Kenelle, I need a badge.
03:16You know what I mean?
03:17Oh, my goodness.
03:18How's you two feeling?
03:19What's going on?
03:19What's the quack?
03:20I'm good.
03:21I still don't understand why you did what you did,
03:24but you did it for a reason, and it worked for you,
03:27and I'm happy for you.
03:30I'm happy for you.
03:31So happy for you.
03:33She is not letting this go, honey.
03:37I mean, O'Hara's probably at home getting dicked down right now.
03:40Doesn't even care anymore.
03:41This is the week before the final now, though.
03:44Yeah.
03:44And we all want a spot in that top three.
03:46Also, honey, we've got to bring it home for London.
03:49We do.
03:49We've got to bring it home for Scotland.
03:51I'll try the news.
03:52She was really good at sending competition home,
03:54so Ellie, send her this home.
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:58Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh, girl!
04:03Her majesty did already that had herses.
04:06Ladies of the House of Beale,
04:08if there's one thing a queen can deliver on the daily,
04:12it's drama, mama.
04:14So don't be in Albert Square.
04:17If Pat Butcher hands you a meaty tuck,
04:20well, by God, make a meal of it.
04:26Oh, God!
04:27Oh, my God!
04:29We're going shopping!
04:31I think we are going to be little fespians.
04:34Ingenues.
04:35Ooh!
04:36Hello, hello, hello!
04:38Hey!
04:40Yes.
04:42Hey, ladies!
04:43Hey!
04:44Hey, did you know that leading psychologists
04:47say that role-play can be an effective tool
04:50in repairing relationships?
04:53So for today's mini-challenge,
04:55we're having ourselves a good old-fashioned bitch fest.
04:58And we're doing it with puppets!
05:01Yay!
05:01Yay!
05:03Because why?
05:04Everybody loves puppets!
05:07Bingo!
05:09Hashtag Drag Race UK.
05:11Woo-hoo!
05:12Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!
05:14Can't wait to stick my hands up some bitch.
05:17Now here's how it works.
05:18You'll each penetrate that pink hole.
05:21Oh.
05:22That's right.
05:22And you'll pull out a puppet that represents one of your competitors.
05:27You'll drag it up, and the bitch fest will begin.
05:31All right, first up, Ellie.
05:34Mmm.
05:35I've never done this before.
05:37I know you haven't.
05:38Whoa!
05:39Ooh!
05:40A Friday night for her.
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45I've got tape!
05:47Oh, my.
05:48So cute!
05:49Thank you, Ellie.
05:50Lawrence Chaney.
05:51Is that a first time for me in a...
05:53Ah, no.
05:54Can you go any deeper?
05:57Ellie!
05:58Ah!
05:59I love that!
06:01Bimini.
06:01Go on over.
06:02My turn.
06:04There it is.
06:05Ooh!
06:06Lawrence Chaney!
06:08All right, Tase.
06:10Oh!
06:12Bimini Bambula.
06:14High five.
06:15Is he good?
06:15Ah!
06:16Thank you, Tase.
06:18All right, duckies.
06:20You have 20 minutes to drag up your puppets.
06:23God, I love my job!
06:26On your marks, get set, go!
06:30Ooh!
06:32What am I getting?
06:33What am I getting?
06:33What am I getting?
06:34What have we got here?
06:34What have we got here?
06:35What have we got here?
06:36What have we got here?
06:36Oh, Fisher!
06:40That looked better.
06:41I'm sure everyone is very excited to see what I make of my Ellie puppet.
06:46I'm going to keep it light, funny and stupid.
06:49Like Ellie.
06:51Oh, shit!
06:53Got it all over my hands.
06:55All right, racers.
06:56First up, Ellie Diamond and her puppet, Tase.
06:59I think we're in for quite a show.
07:03Well, hi, everyone.
07:05Welcome to the Ellie Diamond puppet show.
07:07Up in the show, we have Laurence, Bimini, and...
07:10Oh!
07:11God, she's running a bit late.
07:12Wonder where Tase is.
07:14All right, gal.
07:14It's me, Tase.
07:15How you doing?
07:16I mean, Tase, you always get clocked on, you know, how your outfits are a little bit hokey-pokey
07:21when you make them yourself.
07:22But, you know, the outfits you brought are pretty good.
07:25Yeah, I know.
07:25Yeah, I know.
07:26They look great.
07:27Got the energy in the morning.
07:28You know what I'm talking about?
07:28Because I'm going to start the morning.
07:30I'm going to get on this runway now.
07:31I'm going to slay to the judge.
07:32I'm going to lip-sync.
07:32I'm going to lip-sync all the way to the very, very top to the very end.
07:35I don't know if Ellie's got the Welsh accent down, if she's Russian, or if she's rushing.
07:41Come on, Tase, let's get you hooked.
07:43Yeah, I know.
07:43Let's go.
07:46No, I'm out.
07:47No, sorry.
07:49No.
07:49No.
07:50All right, up next, Laurence Chaney and her puppet, Ellie Dee.
07:56Here we go.
07:57I'm slightly concerned that she's going to, you know, get a bit personal with things, but
08:02we'll see how she does.
08:04Mo and Hen, I've driven all the way to Dundee.
08:06We need to get this show on the road.
08:08Sorry, babes.
08:09Sorry I'm late.
08:10Dirty Diamond was making an appearance right before this, and a hand is still up my bum.
08:17Did you win the challenge this week when you wore this?
08:20Eh, no babes, but I made way for my badge that should have been on my chest.
08:24But it is not!
08:26So I sent a whore of home the next day!
08:32Oh, Ellie, your wig's fucked.
08:34Let me...
08:35There's no fixing that.
08:37Bye, Ellie!
08:40My hair is ten times better than that, and my makeup ain't that busted.
08:44Up next, Bimini and her puppet, Laurence Chaney.
08:49All right, hen!
08:50How you doin'?
08:51It's me, the Chaney!
08:55Emphasis on Chaney!
09:00Well, this is an interesting look.
09:02Can you tell me the inspiration?
09:03Oh, well, I've gone as a prolapse!
09:08Bimini, can you be in my group for the pop group?
09:11Oh, yeah, of course I can.
09:12I want you and Tears to teach me some choreo.
09:14All right, let's go.
09:16If you can put your first foot forward.
09:18Oh, no, that's too difficult.
09:19I cannae do that!
09:20I cannae do that!
09:21I can sit up!
09:22I'll give that a go!
09:23And she has struck gold.
09:25Because I'm very easy to take the piss out of.
09:29That's going down like your snatch game.
09:34Evil.
09:36Evil.
09:38And last but not least, we have Tace with her puppet, Bimini.
09:43Woo!
09:44Well, well, well.
09:46What do we have here?
09:47My hands up inside.
09:49Bimini bomb moulash.
09:50Wow!
09:51And ace the beast!
09:52Bimini!
09:53Bimini!
09:53How the hell are you doing, girl?
09:54Tace is my lash wonky.
09:56It always gets a bit wonky sometimes.
09:57I'm at the gigs.
09:58It's all right, though, innit?
09:58Girl, looks great.
09:59Never looked better.
10:00Bimini, tell me something.
10:02What are some of your favorite things?
10:03Well, Tace, I love Katie Price.
10:04Just meddling the patriarchy in veganism!
10:09Bimini!
10:09I'm loving this dress.
10:10Where's it from?
10:10East London, innit, babes?
10:11Two for 20 quid.
10:12Can't go wrong.
10:13I love it all black.
10:14Fishnets.
10:15And if it's got MSG in it, don't talk to me!
10:18Veganism!
10:19MSG!
10:20Woo!
10:23Tace is repeating stuff for me about being vegan as if I go on about it all the time.
10:27Like, I don't know what she's on about.
10:29Thank you, Tace!
10:30Woo!
10:31I don't know about you, but I feel so much better.
10:35The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
10:40Bimini!
10:41Yay!
10:43Condragulations, you shady bitch.
10:46And I'm a winner again!
10:48Ugh!
10:49Thought I was getting bored inside that.
10:51For this week's maxi-challenge, you'll be paying tribute to iconic British soap operas
10:58in the new BBC drag drama, Beast Enders.
11:05Each of you will play larger-than-life characters whose paths cross in the nation's most famous pub, the Queen
11:12Dick.
11:14Yes!
11:15Now, Bimini, as the winner of today's mini-challenge, you'll assign the roles.
11:20And later today, you'll be directed by the UK's hottest new director, Michelle Visage.
11:24Woo!
11:26Yeah!
11:27Racers!
11:27Start your engines!
11:29And may the best drag queen win!
11:31Woo!
11:32Yay!
11:32Yay!
11:33I've won the mini-challenge, which means I get to assign the roles.
11:38Congratulations, feminine!
11:39Thank you!
11:40I like power, but I feel I'm Daenerys Targaryen before she loses it.
11:45And I'm just, I'm on the edge now, so watch out.
11:48So, Queen 1, Scat Slater.
11:51The landlady of the Queen, Dick.
11:54Short-tempered and based on Cat Slater.
11:56Dressed in ill-fitted leopard print.
11:57I mean, very me.
11:59That's basically describing you right now.
12:01Right, Queen 2, Thot Bottom.
12:03Christian, chain-smoking, gossip queen, older and very prudish, based on Dot Cotton,
12:08but deep down she's a horny thot.
12:10Ooh.
12:11Queen 3, Karen Bitchel.
12:13Bitchy blonde bombshell.
12:15Big boobs, big attitude and even bigger hair.
12:17She's very dramatic and she thinks she's mega-glamorous.
12:19But it's actually a bit ropey.
12:21Based on Sharon Mitchell.
12:22And Queen 4 is Phyllis Bitchel.
12:24The toughest bitch in town.
12:26The original gangster of the square.
12:28A female version of Phil Mitchell with rough voice and an even rougher attitude.
12:32Phyllis Bitchel, rough and rarity.
12:34I mean, have you seen Lawrence?
12:35Ruff.
12:36I reckon I'm gonna go for Scat Slater.
12:38The landlady of the Queen Dick.
12:40I love Phyllis.
12:41You love Phyllis?
12:42I really like Thot Bottom.
12:44And I'm down with Karen or Phyllis, so I can do Karen.
12:46Is that alright?
12:47You don't mind?
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:48The roles are all even.
12:50The characters are all great.
12:52So it comes down to the performance of these characters.
12:56Right.
12:57Put it in the middle, ladies.
12:58Come on.
12:59The Beast Ended!
13:02Hooray!
13:03Bimini, I feel like I need to come and have a look at your tig old binges.
13:07The bigger the better.
13:07Have you worn binges before?
13:09No.
13:09Have you not?
13:10Never.
13:10Oh my god.
13:11Never in my life.
13:12It's gonna be very, very interesting.
13:14Well, they aren't gonna be an exact colour match.
13:16Cause, um, that's what foundation's for.
13:19Hello.
13:20Hello.
13:20After last week, there are definitely some tensions still between me and Lawrence.
13:24But I want to nip this in the bud.
13:26Kinda wanted to speak to today and I can just express this means a lot to me.
13:30Like, our friendship and as well as, like, in the competition.
13:32We just want to do well.
13:33Ellie, I just think putting everyone at such a disadvantage, did it need to happen like that?
13:40You've literally slept on my sofa.
13:42We've shared a bed, you know.
13:43We are close.
13:45So it does feel weird that you'd be like, let's throw a spanner in everyone's works.
13:51I do think I'm being a bit hard on Ellie, but it's just because I know her the best out
13:56of these girls.
13:57I mean, it's like, there is no right or wrong way to play this game.
14:01And if I did hurt your feelings with how I've sort of, like, fucked everyone up in that last challenge,
14:07I do apologise.
14:08It is what it is and I understand why you would play that game.
14:11It's just never nice to see.
14:13Even when I'm annoyed at Ellie, I still respect her as a drag queen.
14:17So I'm fine with drawing a line in the sand and just moving on after it.
14:21You know, worrying whether she's put anything in my drink or not, you know.
14:24Sister blisters.
14:26God, elbow, elbow.
14:28Right, now in your hole, elbow.
14:30Right, well, let's get learning these bloody lines.
14:33We have a scene together.
14:34We do, we do have a scene.
14:34Let's make like those two and be crazy fucking f***ing f***ing bitches.
14:38Competition or not, Lawrence is a sister.
14:41But we need to keep it professional. This is another challenge, so let's get it going.
14:50Serving body.
14:51Biveny's brass plate is pretty light compared to my skin tone.
14:56But I'm not even going to make it darker. I think it's even funnier.
15:00It's a soap opera and it's on drag race, so why try and make them seamless for the rest of
15:04my body?
15:05Oh, yes.
15:06I want you to see these boobs and, honey, you're going to see them.
15:09It's a look. It's a look. Let's say that much.
15:17They ain't your tits.
15:19Yes, they are.
15:26All right.
15:28What's about happen? Are we going home again?
15:31What a guac.
15:33Oh, hey please!
15:36Ah, ha, ha, ha!
15:38Sonia!
15:39The one, the only, Natalie Cassidy!
15:44Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boo!
15:45As part of your challenge this week, I'm here to give you a soap acting masterclass.
15:51Yay!
15:53Yes!
15:54So, I've played Sonia Fowler in EastEnders since I was ten.
15:58I have been an underage pregnant teenager.
16:01I've had lesbian love affairs.
16:03I've been married, divorced and had many, many bitch fights.
16:06So, I think I know what I'm talking about.
16:08Yes, indeed.
16:09We're just doing this now.
16:10Having a masterclass with Natalie Cassidy.
16:12I thought we could start with some vocal exercises.
16:16Yeah.
16:16Because it's very important to warm up the voice.
16:18All right, ladies?
16:19One you might know.
16:20Ricky!
16:24Ricky!
16:26Ricky!
16:28Ricky!
16:30Ricky!
16:31Ricky!
16:32Oh, they're marvellous.
16:33Absolutely marvellous.
16:34In soap, you've got to be ready to flip your personality like that.
16:39You go from this to this.
16:43I'm going to give you an emotion to do with the same line.
16:47And let's see how we get on.
16:47So, Bimini, Bubbly's in the fridge.
16:51But I want it angry.
16:53Bubbly's in the fridge.
16:54Bubbly's in the fridge!
16:56I don't know if you're angry.
16:58I don't know if you've climbed Mount Everest, dear.
17:00What's going on?
17:02Okay, Tace?
17:03Yes, yes.
17:04Terrified.
17:06Bubbly's in the fridge!
17:10Ellie, horny.
17:12Oh!
17:13Bubbly's in the fridge!
17:18Lauren, hysterical.
17:20Bubbly's in the fridge!
17:23Bubbly's in the fridge!
17:26I am done!
17:28That was great.
17:29So, what I would say, ladies, is just try and find your light and shade.
17:34You can shout and scream when it's necessary, but don't try and make it all a shouting match because it
17:39becomes boring.
17:40Yeah.
17:40I'm kind of nervous for my character because my character is so intense.
17:45Trying to hit those highs and lows, that's going to be quite tough.
17:48Thank you so much for having me.
17:50I wish you all the luck in the world.
17:52All right, but unfortunately, it's time now.
17:54I've got a trumpet lesson.
17:56So, enjoy and good luck.
17:58Thank you!
17:59Bye!
18:01Bye!
18:03I love it!
18:04The advice was good.
18:05She said to really go for it.
18:07So, I think that's what we're all going to do.
18:10Can we get practice in?
18:11Yeah.
18:11You should get practice in, yeah.
18:12Let's do it!
18:13Let's get it!
18:14Yeah!
18:15Go on, Natalie!
18:16Play custody for me!
18:17Play that trumpet!
18:24Hello, treacle.
18:26Hello, hello, hello, darling.
18:27Hi!
18:28It's now time for us to shit our scenes with Michelle Visage.
18:32And she is looking gorgeous.
18:34Are you ready to film your soon-to-be iconic BeastEnders?
18:39Yes!
18:39This is something that could be really a Drag Race UK classic.
18:43No pressure.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Camp it up and don't fuck it up.
18:47Doof!
18:48Doof!
18:48Doof!
18:48Doof!
18:49Doof!
18:49Doof!
18:49Doof!
18:49Doof!
18:50Let's start with the first scenes.
18:51Yep!
18:52Yeah!
18:53Lights!
18:54Cameras!
18:55Alright, kids, here we go!
18:57Action!
18:57Go on!
18:58Sling your hook and don't bother coming back!
19:01Ooh!
19:02What's the tea with Mickey?
19:05Danny Dyer can't play him no more so they left me with a plank of wood.
19:09I've got some bad news to tell you.
19:11It's about...
19:13It's my big first entrance.
19:16Here we go.
19:21Michelle, are we still doing that bit?
19:23Yeah, go on.
19:23Fucked it.
19:26Alright, here we go.
19:27And...
19:28Action.
19:28It's about...
19:31Me!
19:33Eww, charming.
19:34I'm Phyllis's little sister.
19:36Karen.
19:37I'm making Karen, the new landlady of the Queen's Dick.
19:42Alright, cut.
19:43It's the Queen Dick, not the Queen's Dick.
19:45I think it's very different.
19:47Great job, Ellie.
19:48Love the kind of shaky, just old lady.
19:50Yeah, it's great, but...
19:51This is camp drama.
19:52Play it up even more.
19:54Chase, I'm pretty sure you're Australian right there when you came in.
19:57I mean, that's...
19:59He's mmm, charming.
20:01Mmm, charming.
20:03It went back to Jane Turner, I think, a little bit.
20:05God bless you, Tease.
20:07You're Australian at heart.
20:08Let's move on to the next scene.
20:10Let's take it from the top.
20:12And...
20:12Action.
20:13Have you seen Mickey recently, thought?
20:17Fuckin' hell, me leg.
20:22Not yet, darling, right?
20:23Chill out.
20:25Don't know where my lines go.
20:27Fuckin' hell.
20:28I don't know where I am.
20:30I'm in Beast Enders.
20:31But I don't have a clue what's going on.
20:33Take two, and...
20:35Action.
20:36So how do you explain you...
20:38So how do you explain doing the dirty?
20:40Yeah.
20:41Alright, here we go.
20:42Action.
20:42But it was a mistake.
20:46Sorry, lying.
20:47What was that?
20:48There's only one person for me.
20:49Bible.
20:50Right.
20:50Right.
20:50Sorry.
20:53When you're in a scene with someone, if someone doesn't keep remembering your lines, it throws
20:57you off as well.
20:58I'm relying on you to get your line right, so then I can get mine right.
21:01And I don't think Laurence gets that.
21:03And let's try it again.
21:05Lord help you.
21:11It's Phyllis Bitchel, Ailey.
21:14Phyllis!
21:15Phyllis Bitchel.
21:17Phyllis Bitchel.
21:18You really are a bitch.
21:20Cut.
21:21Phyllis Bitchel.
21:23Phyllis Bitchel.
21:25Phyllis Bitchel.
21:26Phyllis Bitchel.
21:26Phyllis Bitchel.
21:27Phyllis Bitchel.
21:27Lawrence and Allie don't seem as prepared as me and Bimini do.
21:31They need to, like, breathe, get over it.
21:33But this is Lawrence, this is what she does.
21:34She just gets all up in her head and starts getting nervous, and she ain't having fun at
21:38all.
21:39Alright, next, let's set up for the last scene.
21:41Let's do your first take.
21:43Let's see what you got.
21:43Here we go.
21:44Action.
21:44I'm a script!
21:46Yes it is!
21:48Idiot!
21:48Er, line.
21:49And it clearly states that that's been screwing him behind your back.
21:52Lawrence is having a terrible time.
21:54I don't even think Lawrence knows their name at this point, let alone their lines.
21:56Alright, so let's try that again.
21:58Yes it is!
22:00It clearly states in it that...
22:03Yes it is!
22:05It says clearly in the...
22:09Okay, stop right there.
22:10Let's stop.
22:12You know the scene.
22:13Yes.
22:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:16I think you need to repeat after me.
22:18Let's try it, okay?
22:19Don't you even read your bloomin' script!
22:22And my script!
22:23Yes it is!
22:25Right?
22:26Okay.
22:27Not yes he is!
22:29Yes it is!
22:31Ah, ah, ah!
22:32Yes it is!
22:34Ah!
22:36Okay, cut.
22:36Cut, cut, cut, cut.
22:37You're not hearing the difference, are you?
22:40I mean, for Michelle to stop the scene, basically put it on pause to look at you.
22:45It's just like put a magnifying glass on the whole situation, you know?
22:48Lawrence, you need to get out of your head.
22:51Don't, don't enter that danger zone.
22:54I don't know what is happening.
22:56And when I'm not doing well, or when I'm not picking something up, I just end up beating
23:01myself up.
23:02You know what the line is.
23:03You know what to do.
23:05Okay, that's enough ladies.
23:06That's a rat!
23:07See you on the main stage.
23:09That's fun.
23:11That was awful.
23:18Run, run, run, runway!
23:20Bring it to the runway!
23:22Runway!
23:22Run, run, run, runway!
23:24Yes!
23:25It's elimination day, and no one wants to go home.
23:27We all want to be in that top three.
23:29But it is going to come down to the nitty gritty with this runway.
23:37My God.
23:39Um, girls?
23:41Yes?
23:41Ye?
23:42What?
23:43I have just found some letters addressed to us all.
23:49Automatically, I'm thinking it's either going to be a letter from someone that loves us.
23:53Thank you, Ben.
23:54Or it's going to be tickets to see Cher.
23:56One of the two.
23:57Okay, I've got a letter from my mum.
23:59Oh, no.
24:01Oh my God, let's see the thing.
24:03Can someone read it out for me?
24:04Yeah.
24:05Come over again.
24:06Give it a Scottish accent, because my mum's Scottish.
24:10Blessing, there's a picture of us together.
24:12Aww.
24:12Oh my God, your mum looks so cute.
24:15I know.
24:15You little leper prince.
24:16Yeah, she's fab.
24:17Hello, Tommy.
24:18We are so proud of you and all you have achieved over the past year when I saw you perform
24:22for
24:22the first time.
24:23And now, you're competing in drag race.
24:24You have come such a long way since you were three and you always wanted to be early for
24:28playgroup so you could get the princess outfit and the necklace of beads you were already
24:31wearing to playgroup.
24:32You have worked so hard for this chance to follow your dreams.
24:35All of us at Family Bimini are supporting you.
24:37Shine like the star you are.
24:39Love, Mum.
24:40P.S.
24:40Bimini to win.
24:42XXX.
24:43That's so cute.
24:45Mama Bim.
24:46I'm doing this for my mum.
24:48I want to be able to show her that me being a queer child has led to this and I've
24:53been able
24:53to like be who I want to be and express that and I just want her to be proud of
24:58me.
24:59Oh, she definitely is.
25:01Bim.
25:03Babes.
25:06Swarling.
25:07Little bin bomb.
25:08Sandwich.
25:09It's got a sunny.
25:13God, if this is it, we ought to let her run.
25:15I know.
25:17Don't go.
25:21Let's put her kids first.
25:24Even when we've not been the best that we could have been.
25:27So, thanks, Mum.
25:29Who's next?
25:30Shall I go next?
25:31Shall I go?
25:32What have we got?
25:34Oh, my God.
25:37That is after like four performances.
25:40Half drunk.
25:41Make-up sweating off the face.
25:43No wig on anymore.
25:44She is right there.
25:46Living for it.
25:48Hey, Tais.
25:49Yeah.
25:50Ever since you could walk and talk, you have been a superstar.
25:53Remember your fairy princess dress with the white feather boa?
25:55Yeah.
25:56It literally fell apart in the end because you would not take it off.
26:00You are such a wonderful soul, boundless energy and outrageous with so much love to give and also quite messy.
26:06Ha-ha.
26:10She knows.
26:11She knows.
26:11They just always let me just go with the flow.
26:14Go my own way, five, six years old, running around in little dresses.
26:18And now here I am, in front of the world, on Drag Race, prancing around in dresses on a runway.
26:23So, I mean, I think it's all ultimately led up to this moment.
26:25I can't wait to give you a massive quish.
26:28Cutch.
26:28Cutch.
26:29Cutch.
26:29Hug it well.
26:29A massive cutch.
26:31Good luck, my queen.
26:32Love, mum.
26:33Aww.
26:34That's so cute.
26:35She will be getting a massive cutch from me when I get home.
26:38Right, Tais.
26:39You want me to read yours for you?
26:40Taisy, baby.
26:41Oh, here we go.
26:43Aww.
26:43Aww.
26:45You better save that smold of it.
26:47I know.
26:47Yeah.
26:48Oh my god.
26:48Your mum looks just like you.
26:49I know, right?
26:50Dearest Lawrence, we all miss you and think of you every day.
26:53When you were four years old, you began to show an interest in dressing up.
26:57The first costume I made for you was the Margaret Rutherford tweed cape,
27:01which was worn day and night, including trips to the supermarket.
27:04I have lost count of the number of fake cigarette holders you bought from the choke shots over the years
27:09as you would be acting out a scene from something in the back garden.
27:12You have made it this far through determination, enthusiasm, and sheer hard work.
27:16Remember the people who doubted your talent and said you would never succeed.
27:20Well, look at you now.
27:20I am so proud of you.
27:21Good luck, sweetheart.
27:22Love from them.
27:23Aww.
27:24And do you know, the funny thing is my mum's name is Phyllis.
27:28It was Phyllis Betcho yesterday.
27:30Full circle moment.
27:30Full circle.
27:32Like the pats.
27:32Oh my god.
27:33Genuinely something that I would see as a success.
27:36If I'm anything like my mum, that's okay with me.
27:40You know?
27:42Wee Mel.
27:43Wee Mel.
27:44She's tit high.
27:46She's tit high.
27:47She's tit high.
27:48Hi, Ellie.
27:50My heart is smiling just thinking about the wonderful experience that you are having right
27:54now.
27:54I knew from when you were wee that you were going to end up doing something creative so that
27:59you can express yourself, get to sing and dance, dress up, and perform, and wow, drag
28:04certainly is all that and more.
28:06You've had to endure a lot of negativity in the past, but thankfully you have risen above
28:11that now and I'm so glad that your confidence is growing up with you.
28:14And just like the diamond you are, so precious to me.
28:17Sending Roo and you my love.
28:19Mumsy.
28:19Kiss kiss.
28:20Not mumsy.
28:23That's so sweet.
28:27Oh my god.
28:29Hearing like, she gets it and she really understands everything that I am and everything that I
28:35want to be.
28:36Her little child has grown up to be something that she's really proud of and I'm so happy
28:40that I'm able to share my world with her.
28:45It's warming.
28:46It really has warmed me up.
28:47Yeah, yeah.
28:47I think I needed that bit of emotional relief.
28:50All four of us are just incredibly lucky to have the support from our mums because it
28:54can be difficult for a lot of queer people to have that support from their parents.
28:58We've got to do it for our mums.
29:00Bring it to your mum's house.
29:01Mum's house.
29:02Mum's house.
29:03Mum's house.
29:03Especially at this point, like we've all done so, so well to get to where we are.
29:08Just gives us that kind of kick up the arse that we need.
29:11Right.
29:12Right.
29:12That was a quality moment.
29:13That was lovely.
29:14Let's get pretty.
29:15Let's get pretty.
29:16Let's get pretty.
29:17Ah!
29:18Stench!
29:26Welcome to the main stage of Riff Halls Track Race UK.
29:29Our very own Granny Dyer, Michelle Visage.
29:34Michelle, did you enjoy directing our girls?
29:37Oh, it was so much fun.
29:38We spent the whole night doing lines.
29:43National treasure Graham Norton, do you have a favorite soap moment?
29:48Well, there was at one time in prison.
29:51He found it eventually.
29:53Yes!
29:54They always do.
29:55And our extra special guest judge, McKay!
30:00You alright, Mike?
30:01You alright, straight up.
30:03Oh, McKay!
30:05Did you enjoy acting with our girls?
30:07The challenge was a bit neff, but the birds was proper thick.
30:13This week we challenged our queens to overact in the BBC's newest soap opera,
30:19Beast!
30:20Enders.
30:22And tonight on the runway, category is Panto Dames.
30:26Oh, no it isn't!
30:28Oh, yes it is!
30:32Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win!
30:38Can you feel the love?
30:39But first, Laurence Channing.
30:42Is that a sewing machine on your head or are you just happy to see me?
30:46I am serving pastel panto queen realness.
30:50I've got minty green hair on, I've got pin cushions and sleeves.
30:55Is that a prick in her arm?
30:56Guys, we can see all her bits and bobbins.
30:59You've heard of Widow Twanky?
31:02Well, here's Widow Wanky.
31:05Oh!
31:06This is the smallest waist measurement I have had in years.
31:11She's a size queen, she is.
31:15Oh, Nicky.
31:17Up next, taste.
31:21It's Kylie Manogue.
31:23My look today is heavily inspired by a fairy godmother.
31:27I am the ultimate Tinkerbell.
31:29I have this beautiful boa, blue and white, hanging off the back of me
31:32with wires and stars coming out of it, shining bright like the star that I am.
31:37And I have these big, beautiful wings flapping down the runway.
31:40If you like it, you better put a wing on it.
31:42I've got my wand in hand and I'm granting wishes left, right and centre.
31:47These ugly sisters around me just can't take it.
31:50I am the ultimate Cinderella Supreme.
31:53She's got Wednesday legs.
31:55Wednesday gonna be rare morning.
31:59Up next, Bimini.
32:02Midnight, still no sign of dick.
32:04I am serving you Palette of My Baby Doll.
32:07Sickly as hell, pink sissy baby doll dress with massive yellow and pink tutus underneath.
32:13I am inspired by Palette of My Dame makeup as well as Gracie Perry.
32:18And I'm pretty confident with my look.
32:21Ooh!
32:22It's behind you.
32:23It must be true.
32:24I think this is a time to get ugly, get stupid and have as much fun down the runway as
32:30you can.
32:30This is the illegitimate child of bag of chips.
32:35This is just a bag.
32:40Up next, L.E.D.
32:43Diamond from Dundee.
32:45Harry, Queen of Scots.
32:47I'm serving Royal Queen Pantaman Dame Realness.
32:51Full high, high, high camp.
32:54I've got probably one of the biggest hoop skirts that I've ever worn.
32:58I've got the biggest blonde little bombshell Marlon Monroe S type hair.
33:03Tudor? I don't even know her.
33:06The makeup for this runway look is absolute camprey.
33:09I took a lot of inspiration from one of my best friends at home.
33:12She always has big blown out blue eyes and she's always got little hearts on her cheeks.
33:16And the Royal Heart Queen lips and I'm ready to chop off your head.
33:21That's the royalty.
33:26Welcome ladies, you're watching the BBC.
33:29Now, it's time to catch up with the Bitchels in BeastEnders.
33:45Go on, sling your hook and don't bother coming back!
33:51PUNTERS DRINKING TOO MUCH AGAINST SCAT?
33:54SINNERS.
33:54THE LOT OF THEM.
33:55No, it's not. It's worse.
33:57There's no punters.
33:58I was just shouting out the door because I've got nothing better to do.
34:01I mean, look at this place.
34:03It's empty inside.
34:06Now, Scat, I want to gossip.
34:09But what's the tea?
34:10With Mickey!
34:12Because of lockdown, Danny Dyer can't play him no more so I'm left with this plank of wood instead.
34:17Nice to meet you.
34:20He ain't much of a talker, is he?
34:22He ain't much of a worker either.
34:24Oi! The barrels need changing!
34:28PHONE RINGS
34:30Oh! Excuse me.
34:33Hello?
34:35No!
34:37You know what this means.
34:40I've got some bad news.
34:42It's about what?
34:44ME!
34:47Phyllis!
34:48Big sure you've got some nerve.
34:51Coming in about, pup!
34:52Yo, pup!
34:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
34:56Aaaaah!
34:58And who the hell is this little trollop?
35:02Ooh, charming.
35:03I'm Phyllis's little sister, Karen.
35:05And if it's alright with you, I'd like to speak to the manager, please.
35:09You're speaking to her!
35:11Uh-uh-uh.
35:12I don't think someone's been reading this script properly.
35:15It's all there!
35:17Page 22.
35:18I'm in charge now.
35:20And my little sister, Karen, is taking over as the new landlady of the Queen Dick.
35:26You wouldn't dare!
35:28Try me.
35:30And oop!
35:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:37ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:43ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:44ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:44ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:44ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:44ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:45ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:45ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:46ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:50ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
35:51ha
35:51Scrubbing them dirty old floes, you dirty old scrubber.
35:55That's it! Much wetter!
35:59Carry on, and I'm gonna shove this where the sun don't shine!
36:03Kiss your mother with that filthy mouth, do ya?
36:08Don't talk about my mother! Why not?
36:11Too close to home? Just like looking in the mirror. Ain't it?
36:16Everyone's got that top! It's going two for one in the market!
36:19Look a little closer, scat!
36:22Think that nose contour and eyebrow shape came from nowhere, do ya?
36:26Some would call it a family resemblance.
36:29Now be a good girl, and clean out them bogs!
36:32You can't tell me what to do!
36:35You ain't my drag mother!
36:39Yes I am!
36:56You're late.
37:00Seems we've got unfinished business, you and I.
37:04About that. I had one too many cherries that night.
37:08It was a mistake. A fun mistake, but it was a mistake.
37:12There's only one person for me.
37:14Sure hun, so how does that explain you doing the dirty with scat-susband Mickey-ing?
37:21How do you know about that?
37:23Nothing gets past me, sweetheart.
37:25I've got it all on CCTV!
37:32Oh, Mickey, Mickey!
37:33Oh, Mickey!
37:34Oh, Mickey, Mickey!
37:35Oh, Mickey!
37:36Oh, Mickey!
37:37Oh, Mickey!
37:37Oh, Mickey!
37:38Oh, Mickey!
37:39Oh, Mickey!
37:40That's enough!
37:40Please make it stop!
37:42Make it stop!
37:42Oh, is that what you were saying to Mickey then?
37:45Phyllis, please!
37:46I'm begging of you!
37:48Please don't say anything to scat!
37:49Have you seen Mickey recently thought?
37:53He was a bit legless when I lot saw him!
37:59Mickey's done nothing to you!
38:01If I can't have you, no one will!
38:04If you want Mickey in one piece, you have until the end of today to leave this place sashay away!
38:11Forever!
38:13Lord have mercy on you!
38:16Phyllis Bitchel, you really are a bitch!
38:19Yeah, you're I'm, aren't I?
38:23Phyllis Bitchel is a bitch!
38:25You hear that?
38:26Phyllis Bitchel is a bitch!
38:39Phyllis?
38:40Where's Mickey?
38:42I want to say goodbye to Mickey!
38:44I don't think he's up for it, darling!
38:47Here's your head, Mickey!
38:48I've had no complaints!
38:50You heathen!
38:52You lie to me!
38:54I loved him!
38:55Excuse me?
38:57You would sleetle with scats!
38:59Husband?
39:00He ain't my husband!
39:02Yes he is!
39:03He is!
39:03Don't you ever read your bloomin' scripts!
39:07Aye my script!
39:09Yes it is!
39:11It clearly states that thought's been screwing him behind your back!
39:18Aye!
39:20That's my husband you dirty old slag!
39:28Not my thought you bitch!
39:32Aye!
39:33You care!
39:34That's my daughter!
39:35No I ain't!
39:38She'd serve that!
39:40Who in the hell do you think you are?
39:44You're not even a drag!
39:46You what?
39:47You ain't even a little bit of a drag!
39:49Ha ha ha!
39:51Laugh away!
39:52I didn't just become a little bit of a drag!
39:55I became a total drag!
39:58Nah!
39:59For the last time!
40:01Get out of my pub!
40:04Get out!
40:06Get out!
40:08Get out!
40:11Put it back you bitch!
40:12Get out!
40:13Get out!
40:14Get out!
40:18Wow!
40:21So fun!
40:22I just have to say, this was really good!
40:25Really funny!
40:27Well done!
40:29You've made our jobs very, very difficult!
40:32But before we go any further, say hello to McKay!
40:35Hello McKay!
40:36Hello McKay!
40:37Hello girls!
40:39Hello girls!
40:39Ha ha ha ha!
40:40Time now for the judges' critiques!
40:42Starting with...
40:43Laurence Chaney!
40:45Laurence Chaney!
40:46You were Phyllis Bitchel!
40:47But I could see you struggling!
40:49Yeah!
40:49It was the lines, it totally was!
40:51A line!
40:53And you had them!
40:55Yeah!
40:55But the final product is you releasing,
40:57allowing yourself to have fun,
40:58and that's where it all came back!
41:00For future reference, stop being your worst critic,
41:02and get out of your head!
41:04I just thought you were brilliant!
41:05It was over the top!
41:07There was a bit of Phil,
41:08there was a bit of Shirley,
41:08a bit of Prisoner Block,
41:09Cell Block H in there!
41:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
41:12It's about what?
41:13Me!
41:14I thought it was excellent!
41:16Vicky?
41:16All I could mesmerise myself on was your minces,
41:19you've got those come to bed minces!
41:21What are minces?
41:22Cockney rhyming slang!
41:23Mince pies means eyes!
41:25Yeah!
41:25And she's got those come to bed eyes!
41:27Oh, I see!
41:29Ha ha ha!
41:29Okay, okay!
41:30Thank you, Michelle, for interpreting for me!
41:32Ha ha ha ha!
41:34Tonight on the runway, Panto Dame,
41:35yeah, this says it all!
41:36There's kind of a little bit of the workroom in here,
41:38a nod to drag,
41:40it's kind of all in this traditional panto look!
41:43This, I just kind of thought,
41:44oh, Laurence Janey has to crush that,
41:46and you did!
41:46It's brilliant!
41:47It's proper panto dames!
41:49The only time my waist has been 13 inches!
41:52So, I'm very happy about that!
41:55Up next, Chase!
41:57So, you were Karen Bitchell!
41:58Yeah!
41:58And I was really concerned,
42:00I didn't know if this was going to be your thing,
42:02but after a few notes, you went for it,
42:04and you went for it big.
42:05Yes, I am!
42:07The one thing I would have liked to have had was,
42:09you could have created this Karen into be a Karen,
42:11because that's the whole,
42:12I want to speak to the manager thing.
42:13Instead of being like, I'm Karen,
42:15I'm Phyllis' little sister, Karen.
42:17I just think that,
42:18just would have lended a little bit more.
42:20Yes, I am.
42:20You left such a long pause,
42:22and I was thinking,
42:22oh, is this going to fall flat?
42:23And then it was like,
42:24no, that's brilliant.
42:26Now, Chase,
42:26I'm just trying to figure out,
42:28because I see a pattern with the outfits on stage,
42:30but yours seems to not fit that pattern.
42:33Rue, there are fairies in pantos.
42:36Though it is panto,
42:37it's not quite panto dame for me,
42:39but it's still beautiful,
42:41and you did go out of your comfort zone,
42:43so I give you credit for that.
42:45Your wings,
42:46it was like you needed some more Red Bull.
42:48They were wilted.
42:49They were like a late summer fly
42:51by the time you were getting out of the stage.
42:53So that was unfortunate.
42:54Well, thank you.
42:56Bimini bon boulash.
42:58Hiya.
42:59You just went all the way for it.
43:02You ain't more, drag mother!
43:03You took direction well.
43:05I thought the physical comedy that you did at the end
43:07was not easy,
43:07and you were just chucking yourself all over the floor.
43:09You were really good at it.
43:11What I really appreciated was really funny things,
43:14like that kind of porn actress scrubbing the floor with your...
43:18That I just thought,
43:19that's really clever and funny.
43:20I felt like you didn't miss anything.
43:23I remember watching that particular episode,
43:26you ain't my mother, yes I am, with my mum.
43:29Can you say the line for me?
43:31You ain't my mother, yes I am!
43:39Tonight on the Runway, I think the outfit is fashion adorable,
43:43and it's still panto deep.
43:46And the shoes, the bows, he's behind you.
43:49It's just really fun.
43:51I love how you've gone total feminine, fru fru, frill frill,
43:55and then you did kind of the bloke.
43:57It was like break time on the building site.
44:00I thought that was funny.
44:02And again, very panto.
44:03Mickey?
44:04You look gorgeous tonight as well.
44:06Thanks, darling.
44:06I'll see you later.
44:08I hope so.
44:12Ellie D from Dante.
44:15Hello boys and girls.
44:17Now, Mickey, you had a sex scene with Ellie Diamond.
44:22What did you think of Ellie's performance, Mickey?
44:25Oh, I do like the older woman.
44:30So you played Thought Bottom.
44:33No.
44:34It was so believable.
44:36I thought as acting goes, you were probably the best actress.
44:40Please, I'm begging of you.
44:42Could have gone further with the look, but I loved the performance.
44:45I do want to say that this challenge with this four has probably been the toughest thing to judge in
44:52the history of these acting challenges.
44:53I'm not even kidding.
44:54Here and America.
44:55And you are no exception to that, Ellie.
44:57Yeah, I'd like to repeat what Michelle said is that everyone in this challenge was really good.
45:01And in a way, you made the part your own, which in a normal acting thing would be a good
45:06thing.
45:06But in this, there's a funnier drag dot cotton in that role.
45:09And you didn't really give me that.
45:12Tonight on the runway, this is Panto Dame indeed.
45:15My favorite part of the whole ensemble is your makeup.
45:18Your makeup's so beautiful.
45:19It, you know, kind of shows what Panto Dames are all about.
45:22Somehow, I thought you were going to be more.
45:25Just when I knew that it was Panto Dame.
45:27Yeah.
45:27I thought Ellie Diamond is going to do something, you know, so lavish.
45:30I thought the hair was going to be taller, the dress was going to be bigger.
45:34I'm not bowled over, but I do really like it.
45:36So, that's a, there's a compliment in there somewhere.
45:39Please look for it.
45:41Found it.
45:41Got it.
45:44Bravo, ladies.
45:46Now, while you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:50You may leave the stage.
46:00That was the last runway before the final, everyone.
46:04I think everyone did a pretty bang up job.
46:07Well done, everyone.
46:08But, it's going to be splitting hairs at this point.
46:11Oh, no.
46:12Oh, nice.
46:13Fuck.
46:14You're good.
46:15It's alright whether we're going to make it into that final.
46:17Oh, gosh.
46:18Well, congratulations, girls.
46:19That was so, so good.
46:20It was really good.
46:22Oh, I don't feel good at all.
46:24Really?
46:25At all.
46:26No.
46:26Baby, what's going on?
46:27I don't know.
46:28I just feel, like, overlooked.
46:30I don't know.
46:30Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I just don't feel like it's my week.
46:33And I'm petrified to have to lip sync for a fourth time.
46:36It just feels like beyond a joke at this point.
46:38It's very annoying.
46:39Very annoying.
46:40Like, I'm not really mad at the girls.
46:41I'm more mad at, like, the critiques that I got and the credit that I didn't get.
46:45Michelle said you did what she was surprised at how well you've done.
46:48Like, she didn't know if you'd be able to go out of your comfort zone and she said that you
46:51did.
46:51Yeah.
46:52She said that you took direction really well.
46:53You knew what you were doing.
46:54To be honest, if I'm being 100% honest, I thought they gave you a bit better critiques than they
46:58should have.
46:58You two both on that set the entire time, it was like, Michelle line, what's my line?
47:04Like, what the hell?
47:05Everyone done really good.
47:06Even her.
47:07I think she just felt glamorous and beautiful in that outfit.
47:10And the fact that they read her down that it wasn't Panto Dame has pissed her off.
47:16I knew my lines, but, like, in the moment when I'm not throwing this under, but, like, when Lawrence didn't
47:22get them exactly on cue, on right, on time, that kind of threw me off a little bit.
47:27I don't think that's quite right.
47:30Taste I get.
47:31You're blaming your negative critiques on me.
47:36I'm not.
47:37You literally said you forgot all your line slip ups.
47:40I didn't forget all my lines at all.
47:43You didn't know what my character's name was.
47:46Am I wrong?
47:48You did forget the name.
47:48Oh, yeah.
47:50I will take a bit of responsibility for that.
47:53But you not remembering my character's name is a detriment to you.
47:58Not me.
47:59Not on.
48:00Not on.
48:01No matter what happens, it's going to be hard.
48:03Oh, God.
48:04My body's aching now.
48:05I don't want to do this again.
48:07Three weeks on the trot.
48:08You know what I mean?
48:09Imagine.
48:09Just walk out like Ginny Lemon.
48:10Anyways.
48:11You know what, guys?
48:12We should just rehearse this lip sync soon.
48:13Cheers, my dears.
48:15Woo!
48:16Top four, baby.
48:17Top four.
48:17Love you, love you, love you, love you.
48:19Top four, top four.
48:20Clink.
48:20I ain't the first time I've topped four, people.
48:22And it won't be the last.
48:24All right.
48:25Just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
48:29Starting with Lawrence Chaney.
48:31Well, that Lawrence Chaney was so funny in BeastEnders
48:36when Lawrence Chaney got out of Lawrence Chaney's way.
48:38Clearly stays in it that...
48:41Kind of had to have a moment of saying, you've got this.
48:44And if you don't, fake it.
48:46Because nobody else knows.
48:48She did all the kind of normal Lawrence Chaney, you know,
48:51humping the air for no reason.
48:53Which shouldn't have worked.
48:54But somehow it did.
48:56I'm surprised that Lawrence had some trouble starting up
48:59in this challenge.
49:00But the end result turned out really good.
49:02Tonight on the runway, Lawrence absolutely delivered
49:04as a panto dame the sewing machine on her head,
49:07the tape measure around the waist, all the little pins.
49:09I just thought she did a really good job.
49:11All right, let's move on to Tace.
49:13So Tace as Karen Bitchel was fun.
49:17And I was surprised.
49:18I didn't think she was going to be good.
49:19I'd like to speak to the manager, please.
49:21I thought she delivered two iconic lines
49:23and she delivered them really well.
49:25I did have to direct her sometimes, but that's okay.
49:27That's what my job was and that was her job.
49:29So it ended up being really good.
49:31And I was impressed.
49:32Felt like she didn't think about the other moments enough.
49:34So she was slightly just walking through the rest.
49:37But equally, much better than I was expecting.
49:39The runway, the big thing she did tonight was her makeup.
49:43In her head, she thought she looked like Lawrence Chaney.
49:47Like that's, she had makeup dysmorphia.
49:50Where she looked in the mirror and thought,
49:51Oh my God, look what I've done.
49:53It's so crazy.
49:54And it's like, no, no, that's not that crazy.
49:56But for her, just mad.
49:58Well, you know, from what I understand about panto,
50:01this was a stretch.
50:02But it was in the panto house.
50:05All right, let's move on down to Bimini.
50:07Well, directing Bimini was easy because Bimini is Skat Slater.
50:10And all she needed to do was open her mouth and Skat Slater fell out.
50:14Coming in my pub!
50:15You know, a lot of people would have gone,
50:16Oh, this is easy.
50:17I'll just do my thing.
50:18And that would have been enough.
50:19But I really appreciate that she kept thinking.
50:22So while it was wild and over the top,
50:25it was still weirdly recognizable as a performance you might see on EastEnders.
50:32Tonight on the Runway, I loved that.
50:33I absolutely buy that as a panto dame.
50:35Loved it.
50:36Over the top.
50:36Really funny.
50:37Really panto.
50:38Did the right makeup.
50:39And it just really worked.
50:41Bimini Bamboulash, how the hell is she going to do panto dame?
50:44That's how she's going to do it.
50:45You know, that would get big laughs in a theater.
50:47I thought she was really clever in both challenges and delivered in both.
50:52Let's move on down to Ellie D.
50:54I appreciate Ellie Diamond being a good actor.
50:59But I think someone else could have had a lot more fun with that part than Ellie did.
51:04Mickey's done nothing to you!
51:05Compared to the other three, she let the comedy ball slightly roll off into the rough.
51:11I was very impressed with Ellie.
51:13And I think she could have done a little bit bigger to make it more drag race.
51:16But that was definitely so fucker worthy.
51:18She's ready to go on now if she wanted to.
51:20Tonight, I had such high hopes for Ellie Diamond.
51:22This is what you thought, oh, Ellie Diamond, this challenge is perfect for her.
51:25And then she came out in that, which you would see in a panto, but not a very good panto.
51:31You know, essentially that was a dress with a sparkly cardigan on top of it and a crown.
51:36I just saw a girl walking around with a train in front and a hot dog seller.
51:40Lovely colours. Where's the hot dogs?
51:45They're tucked away.
51:47Wouldn't you like to know, Mickey?
51:49It'd be a pleasure finding out.
51:51All right. Silence. I've made my decision. Bring back my girls.
51:56Welcome back, ladies. I've made some decisions.
52:01Bimini Bon Boulash.
52:04Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
52:09And the recipient of a coveted Ruth Peter badge.
52:16Wear it with pride.
52:18Yeah, I will. Thank you so much.
52:20You may step to the back of the stage.
52:22Thank you. Good luck, everyone.
52:26Four badges before the final.
52:29I've just overtaken Lawrence.
52:31Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
52:33Lawrence Chaney.
52:37You are safe.
52:43You may step to the back of the stage.
52:45Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
52:55Ellie Diamond.
52:57Taste.
52:58I'm sorry, my dears.
53:00But you are up for elimination.
53:06I am for you, man.
53:07I don't want to look at any of the judges.
53:09And I just want to show them why I should be here.
53:11So I'm about to perform the house down boots.
53:15Two queens stand before me.
53:20I've consulted with the judges.
53:23But the final decision is mine to make.
53:26Ladies.
53:27This is your last chance to impress me
53:30and save yourself from elimination.
53:35The time has come.
53:44I might not have any root beer badges, but you know what?
53:47That does not matter at all.
53:48I am about to kill it on this stage.
53:51And send the lipstick assassin home.
53:55Good luck.
53:55And don't.
53:57Fuck it up.
54:04There was something in your voice
54:08That was telling me
54:10Don't be too sure
54:12From rousing my suspicions
54:15I have never felt before
54:18I thought we had it made
54:20I thought you'd never go away
54:24But now you're suddenly like a stranger
54:29And you're leaving all the behind
54:31Of all the things I was ever planning for
54:36This was the last thing Lord was mine
54:43There was something in your voice
54:47That was telling me
54:49Don't be too sure
54:51Don't be too sure
54:52Of rousing my suspicions
54:54I have never felt before
54:57I thought we had it made
55:00I thought you'd never go away
55:04But now you're suddenly like a stranger
55:08And you're leaving all the behind
55:11Of all the things I was ever planning for
55:15This was the last thing on my mind
55:23But now you're suddenly like a stranger
55:28And you're leaving all the behind
55:31Of all the things I was ever planning for
55:36This was the last thing on my mind
55:55Ladies, I've made my decision.
56:04Tace, Shantae, you stay.
56:11You may join the other girls.
56:12Thank you so much.
56:15I love you, baby.
56:16See you, bitch.
56:17I love you.
56:23Ellie Diamond, Shantae, you also stay.
56:31I'm such a ugly driver.
56:35Yes!
56:37Yes, lady!
56:39Yay!
56:39Yay!
56:41That's right.
56:41We've got ourselves a final four.
56:44Yeah!
56:49Ellie, you may join the other girls.
56:51Ah, thank you.
56:52That is, like, one of the biggest gags of the season by far.
56:57Like, Ginny Lemon walking off.
56:58Don't buy it going home first.
56:59Blah!
57:00A double save against me and Tace.
57:03It's amazing.
57:04I can't believe it.
57:09Condragulations, ladies.
57:11So who do you think deserves to be the UK's next drag race superstar?
57:16Are you team Vimini Bon Boulash?
57:20Are you team Ellie Diamond?
57:23Are you team Lawrence Chaney?
57:27Or are you team Tace?
57:30Let your voice be heard.
57:31Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, where we will crown ourselves
57:38a winner, baby.
57:40And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody
57:44else?
57:45Can I get an amen up in here?
57:46Amen!
57:48All right.
57:48Now let the music play.
57:50Let the music play.