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00:00:04you did a good job my heart bleeds for astina you just got knocked out by the baroness basic
00:00:10that was her nerve
00:00:15always remember to have rat bite fever love you all forever and always astina
00:00:22this is a reminder to myself that i'm a performer so if i can get through that
00:00:29against astina who is a lip sync queen then i kind of feel like i can do anything
00:00:34she was ready for it she was ready for that lip she said she wanted that lip sync so yeah
00:00:38well
00:00:39she got it she got it can we have a moment of respect please rude what it's done is just
00:00:48like
00:00:48remind me to just be myself i think that's how you have to think though can you let other people
00:00:54speak lawrence for fuck's sake lawrence reminds me of the fresh country air full of bullshit
00:01:03lawrence what were you gonna say a lot a lot it would seem no don't worry it'd just be the
00:01:09same
00:01:09ripoff as jenny um
00:01:14oh wow okay rude cut that tension with a knife i was good i did not see the claws coming
00:01:20from this
00:01:21direction jenny get over yourself and get fucked and now facts are facts astina because i'm not
00:01:29sending her home for nothing so you all better watch out because now i'm coming for everyone
00:01:34get it off yes nice circular motion at least we now know how to wipe your message off
00:01:42i just wanted to kill the moment i knew you were that girl a horror i knew you were
00:01:48sorry a horror i'm still here right i gotta get my feet off
00:01:52as much as i love astina i am very thankful that she has gone
00:02:00she's another one out the way for me to get to that finale
00:02:03ow go on lawrence get it off
00:02:08jenny lemon the cracks are starting to show
00:02:10i wonder if there's more to jenny lemon that we maybe don't want a slice of
00:02:18they have been underestimating me through this whole competition
00:02:22but now i've proven myself so it's time for the underdogs to bite back
00:02:41it's a new day in the workroom and not only did i survive elimination i've joined the exclusive
00:02:50club of ru peter badge wearers now that one of them's gone home
00:02:56congratulations lawrence cheers
00:03:01it's super super cute isn't it it's adorable
00:03:03taste are you sad at all that your sister as you know is now home and gone
00:03:07it just wasn't maybe her time yet i think she should have had maybe more of a chance
00:03:11whereas you know maybe you know you have been called um basic a few times in your looks
00:03:17i felt like okay come on then girl like you know step it up a bit
00:03:20michelle has once said on my reveal that the second half of the reveal
00:03:24was a little bit simple that's not the same as being called basic constantly
00:03:29it's awkward isn't it asina and taste are like best friends
00:03:33and taste is there being like yeah but i just think that you're like a trash human
00:03:37and i'm there being like yeah but i just think that i'm still here so
00:03:40sorry taste you were elected baroness basic and then michelle called yeah by everyone and then
00:03:45michelle called you basic not by everyone and i take it okay by the majority then step it up
00:03:51mama come on i mean they're telling you blah blah blah and if you can't go home
00:03:54i think she did step up in the lip sync she fought for her place you're underestimating what
00:03:59power she has do you think that she looks basic look a little deeper taste i think she's too cool
00:04:07for school drag is not just about the clothes you wear it's about the total package i will say
00:04:13yesterday i made a i made a point though and said that in this competition there has been a growth
00:04:18in your injustice shop space of time that we've had i don't care whether a horror takes me more
00:04:23seriously now or not all i care about is for her to drop her own facade and just be what's
00:04:28the
00:04:29word a human being and even last week that was the best your makeup's ever been yeah you also said
00:04:35you were bored i did yeah and on that note stay by the bar
00:04:43nice
00:04:46girl her majesty did it already and had hers my morning glories time to rise and shine now if
00:04:55you want to be the uk's next drag race superstar you better get with the program girly now here's
00:05:02michelle visage with the traffic oh my god do you think we'll be acting darling presenting
00:05:09oh ho ho ho hello governor hey
00:05:14check you out ladies now if there's one thing i've learned from my 300 years in the drag business
00:05:22it's never let them see you swallow oh
00:05:29oh
00:05:30oh
00:05:30what a
00:05:34spread
00:05:35oh yes honey all the brothers want to eat this cake
00:05:44now for today's mini challenge it's time for you to sell your cakes in a little show
00:05:51we're calling the great british fake off
00:05:57oh yeah hashtag drag race uk now each of you will present one of these pastries and you need to
00:06:05sell
00:06:05it as if you've baked it in your very own loving oven and the one queen who comes the closest
00:06:11to
00:06:11reaching culinary ecstasy wins oh that looks delicious it'd go perfect with your afternoon tier
00:06:20all right well the question remains tia coffee doing her famous jammy heart
00:06:25biscuits i have to warn you it does contain some additives if it's msg msnbc cnn bbc one bbc two
00:06:32and
00:06:32of course bbc three they are quite delicious but of course it's a heart so could make you feel
00:06:40a little bit romantic oh dear oh my god oh rupal charles is that you why are you looking at
00:06:48me like
00:06:49that
00:06:49i think i've seen her crawl in this competition more times than she's been called basic
00:06:57can you say mckay oh so we have the custard tart lovely little wrapped in some tin foil
00:07:08it's beautiful baked pastry love a good baked pastry on the side it's gonna
00:07:14i could use a bit of salt though i could a little bit sprinkle of salt on the tart a
00:07:18little bit of salt
00:07:19on the tart if you know what i mean rude the bitch isn't funny nope that was lovely wasn't it
00:07:27it was nice it's very tall though so i've got the gorgeous belgian bun boys well now we've taken
00:07:37back control the brexit bun this brexit bun is made of 52 percent deceit 48 despair and it's 100
00:07:47percent not going to positively affect anyone other than steve dave and pull down the pub
00:07:53you can have your brexit cake and eat it too i like big buns and i cannot lie they look
00:07:59lovely
00:07:59don't they and they nice i like to call them me bum old bick bicks now you pop them in
00:08:04the
00:08:04microwave for two hours so they're nice and tight you see lovely and they taste lovely they're really
00:08:12nice fancy your finger not like that i'm talking about a viennese finger i think i want it more in
00:08:20between me down there i'm just gonna go right for it wow holy moly must be my birthday back to
00:08:28you
00:08:28bitches gobbled it up nummies these are my sister sisters sexy hexy sprinkle cupcakes they give you
00:08:36the ability to hex all these awful heinous cretins back to the depths of hell where they belong
00:08:41uh-oh something's happening wow maybe a sprinkle of personality babe oh yes the red will make you
00:08:54ravenous it will make you ravenous it will make you ravenous it will make you raunchy oh the yellow
00:09:01over here is made with the yuppies of yesteryear take a bit of this and it will give you all
00:09:07the
00:09:10yaaaaas yes
00:09:11yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
00:09:13Ho ho ho ho ho!
00:09:17Now that's what I call a showstopper.
00:09:21This is my Ginny Gin Ginny Gin,
00:09:23Lemon Meringue.
00:09:26Inside I stuff it.
00:09:28With a big pair of Ginny's hairy bollocks.
00:09:31Is it the right side of most?
00:09:33I'm Ahura and I'm gonna spend the next five minutes
00:09:36talking about another drag queen in this competition.
00:09:40Right, up next it's Laurence Chaney with her famous chocolate eclair.
00:09:45RuPaul, you've actually been saying the name wrong.
00:09:48My pal Claire made these, so these are eclairs, not eclairs.
00:09:52It has a lovely, lovely skid mark of brown chocolate.
00:09:57Oh, that's not the chocolate one.
00:10:00Now boys, there's one each for the road.
00:10:06Clean this shit up.
00:10:10Ladies, I'm afraid there were a few soggy bottoms.
00:10:15But one of you proved you are the top faker.
00:10:20The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
00:10:24Bimini Bamboulash!
00:10:27Some people just went down the filthy route, they just go for the vulgar.
00:10:31But intelligent humour takes the biscuit.
00:10:33Alright, now it's time to change the channel.
00:10:35From prime time to day time.
00:10:38For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be co-hosting the UK's newest chat show.
00:10:44Morning Glory!
00:10:48Now to get the highest ratings, your show must appeal to the widest demographic as possible.
00:10:55So, depending on your role, you'll need to reach Essex Girls, Hoxton Hipsters, Camden Town Goths, Brighton Hippies, or Little
00:11:08Children.
00:11:09Now Bimini, you won the mini, so you get to pick your own role.
00:11:13And the rest of you can fight it out for the remaining roles.
00:11:18Oh, and one last thing.
00:11:20Morning Glory will be broadcast live.
00:11:22So, what could go wrong, right?
00:11:26Live television!
00:11:26This will sort the wheat from the chaff, won't it?
00:11:29Racers, start your engines.
00:11:31And may the best drag queen win.
00:11:36Let's see what we've got here.
00:11:37Have a look at them scraps.
00:11:38Today, we are hosting our own morning television show.
00:11:43We were going to be reading off the autocue, and then we have an improv section as well.
00:11:46I won the mini challenge, so I get first dibs on the roles.
00:11:49Oh, oh, oh, my goodness.
00:11:52This is comedy, but again, it's teamwork.
00:11:54I don't mind when it's just me relying on myself.
00:11:57Having to work with someone else, anything could happen.
00:11:59Right, so the crusty roles we've got here.
00:12:01We've got the main hosts, the Gen Z party animals.
00:12:05So that's two of us.
00:12:05These hipster influences are the OG party bitches.
00:12:09I think I'm going to go with one of the party animals.
00:12:12I'd love to be one of these Gen Z party animals.
00:12:14I mean, if I know anything about getting wasted, I mean...
00:12:17The main host, me and Tayce.
00:12:20Lovely Judley.
00:12:21I've done a bit of telly before on my time.
00:12:23I've done a TK Maxx adver, so this should be a walk in the park.
00:12:25The weather reporter is a hippie queen.
00:12:28I wonder who that could be.
00:12:31This is typecasting, I swear.
00:12:32Well, I'm taking hippie, I'm taking weather reporter, that's mine.
00:12:36I feel like the character is just coming, you know, it's coming through.
00:12:40Yeah, she's really pushing on my shepherds right now.
00:12:43The Dragony Nieces, preschool kids presenters.
00:12:46I would love the Dragony Nieces preschool kids.
00:12:48I would love that as well.
00:12:50That's the two Scottish ladies.
00:12:52Money saving experts, two Essex girls.
00:12:54Can I claim one of the Essex roles?
00:12:56Just having a flick through.
00:12:58I quite like the Essex girl as well.
00:13:01I feel like we've worked together really well, Ahura, what do you think?
00:13:05It could be fun.
00:13:06Ahura wouldn't be my first choice as a partner,
00:13:08because we historically have either not spoken
00:13:12or said terrible things about each other behind our backs.
00:13:15Which is not ideal, really, for a working relationship.
00:13:18Money saving experts.
00:13:20Essex girls?
00:13:21Do it, girl.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:22This could even work in my favour,
00:13:24and she can give me some pointers,
00:13:26or she could outshine me.
00:13:27But let's be honest, it's tea coffee.
00:13:29And then we've got the party planners, who are goths.
00:13:33They are most happy when they're the most miserable.
00:13:35I'm quite feeling gothy.
00:13:36I could do deadpan.
00:13:38Veronica, you're quiet.
00:13:40I'm just getting a feel for what everybody else wants,
00:13:45and I'll take what's left.
00:13:47Okay.
00:13:47Right, so party planners, sister and Veronica.
00:13:50Any objections?
00:13:51Say it now or die.
00:13:53I mean, I'm gothic.
00:13:55Aren't I?
00:13:57Alright, so we've got all of the parts.
00:13:59Woohoo!
00:13:59Amazing!
00:14:00This is going to be fun.
00:14:01Can I ask the group?
00:14:02I mean, is anybody used to improvisational comedy?
00:14:05I've done a bit of improv.
00:14:07Improv for me, I've done before.
00:14:09Making jokes up off the cuff, though,
00:14:11is not something that comes naturally to me.
00:14:14Veronica isn't exactly known as a comedy queen.
00:14:16She can be a bit stiff.
00:14:18And not in a good way.
00:14:20Come on, let's roll.
00:14:22Let's go.
00:14:22Go on, Ahoro.
00:14:23Come on, guys.
00:14:24This is some Bond and Tampa.
00:14:25Best friends for life.
00:14:26Best friends.
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28So, let's go over that.
00:14:30It's all improv, isn't it?
00:14:32So...
00:14:32The improv bit's improv.
00:14:33And I've got this, like, camp skirt suit.
00:14:36Cute.
00:14:37Or I've got this, like, black trouser suit.
00:14:39Yeah, yeah, that could work.
00:14:40Or I have a fringe.
00:14:42Oh, that's so dumb.
00:14:44That's so stupid.
00:14:45You won't have to do your eyebrows.
00:14:48Hello, hello, hello!
00:14:49Hello!
00:14:50How are my loose women?
00:14:52Wakey, wakey.
00:14:53Rise and shine.
00:14:55Hi, ladies.
00:14:56Hello.
00:14:56Oh, hi.
00:14:57You're a hippie.
00:14:58Yeah.
00:14:58You're kind of hippie yourself, aren't you?
00:15:00Yeah, I've got my rose quartz ready.
00:15:02My auras are cleansed.
00:15:03I'm really excited about this.
00:15:04Your auras are cleansed?
00:15:05Yeah, they're cleansed, yeah.
00:15:05I've got a little wipe around the back
00:15:06just to really cleanse out the auras there.
00:15:08Did you choose the hippie for yourself?
00:15:09I did, yeah.
00:15:10Okay, of course.
00:15:11I'm so excited to be the weather reporter.
00:15:13I was born to play that part.
00:15:15I do improv as my act regularly, so I feel very confident.
00:15:20And you two are goths.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Now, you don't strike me as gothy.
00:15:24No?
00:15:25No.
00:15:25How are you going to manage gothy?
00:15:27This is basically where in lies the challenge.
00:15:30Because we need to be able to present still readable and watchable on screen
00:15:35without coming across as sucking all the energy out of the room.
00:15:38Exactly.
00:15:38Which is what goths do.
00:15:39Yeah.
00:15:39Well, is that what goths do?
00:15:41They're big suckers.
00:15:43Now, Veronica, you've done well.
00:15:45You've got one repeater badge there.
00:15:47How are you going to excel in this challenge to pick up another one?
00:15:51Well, I deliberately hung back to take the dregs of the last remaining role.
00:15:56Yeah.
00:15:57Because I thought it would be good to see if I can pull something out of the bag from it.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03That's quite a challenge.
00:16:04It's an interesting strategy.
00:16:06I'm a risk taker.
00:16:08All right.
00:16:08Well, ladies, I can't wait to see you out there.
00:16:11See you on TV.
00:16:13Oh, yes.
00:16:13See you there.
00:16:14Bye.
00:16:14I may not be a goth through, but I'm versatile.
00:16:18I should be able to play anything.
00:16:20Great Scott.
00:16:21Hi, Ruth.
00:16:22It's the Scots again.
00:16:24Yes.
00:16:25How about that?
00:16:26Now, tell me about your characters.
00:16:28Lawrence.
00:16:29So, we're the dragony nieces.
00:16:30So, we're not quite aunts.
00:16:32So, we're nieces.
00:16:33Well, you were a big success last week.
00:16:36And you did well last week.
00:16:37You wound up in the bottom only because Lawrence was such a winner.
00:16:42Just gorgeous.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:43Gorgeous.
00:16:44St. Lawrence.
00:16:45Why do you not say it in Ellie Diamond?
00:16:50That was a big question.
00:16:52I'm coming up with my Ellie Diamond storyline here.
00:16:55I worked up Shine Bright Like a Diamond last week.
00:16:58I'm trying some new things.
00:16:59That is television's RuPaul.
00:17:02I think what she meant to say was, oh, Ru, I'm also Scottish,
00:17:05but you don't say mine in a Scottish accent.
00:17:07Being paired with this one, are you afraid of being outshined?
00:17:10Outshined.
00:17:11Outshined.
00:17:11Well, I do shine bright like a diamond.
00:17:13Yes.
00:17:13Outshined by myself.
00:17:13Well, my advice to you, and especially having seen the custard tart thing,
00:17:16is find those places in your consciousness to make the viewer interested in what you're doing.
00:17:21Mm-hmm.
00:17:22And you really have to dig deep.
00:17:24All right.
00:17:25I can't wait to see you out there.
00:17:26Can't wait forever.
00:17:27Thank you so much.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:30Was that sassy?
00:17:31Was that being like, why the fuck do you not call me that?
00:17:33I don't.
00:17:34I generally didn't take the bodies.
00:17:37Hey, ladies.
00:17:38Hello.
00:17:38What?
00:17:39Tia and Ahora.
00:17:41Now, you are the Essex girls, is that right?
00:17:43That's right.
00:17:44And what do your Essex girls report on?
00:17:47We are the money-saving experts.
00:17:48Oh.
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:49Cheap tips.
00:17:50Look as glamorous as you can on a budget.
00:17:53Oh, wow.
00:17:54Budget gals.
00:17:54Big bouncy blowout, blonde hair, and nails done.
00:17:58Oh.
00:17:58Sort of like Michelle Visage.
00:18:00Oh, very good.
00:18:01So now, have you two worked together before?
00:18:03No.
00:18:04No, we haven't.
00:18:05And how's it going?
00:18:05It's good to get to know each other a bit more, because in the time we've been here,
00:18:09me and Tia have just really not crossed paths at all.
00:18:12Really?
00:18:13Yeah.
00:18:13We've never had like an in-depth moment.
00:18:16No.
00:18:16We haven't had a whole chat.
00:18:17This is a great time for me to get to know her and understand why she's so basic.
00:18:23I can't wait.
00:18:25I'm very excited.
00:18:25I'll see you later.
00:18:27Thanks, vibes.
00:18:28She's got the look.
00:18:29I've got the performance ability.
00:18:31If we just mush that together, we might slay.
00:18:35Listen up, ladies.
00:18:36In a moment, you'll head to the set of Morning Glory, where you'll be going live.
00:18:42And to keep you on track, you'll be coached by the queen of British daytime television.
00:18:48Lauren Kelly will be here.
00:18:51Yes!
00:18:53Lauren Kelly.
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:55And tomorrow, on the runway, category is Monster Mashup.
00:19:00Two terrifying looks in one.
00:19:04So good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:19:12Hello.
00:19:14Hiya.
00:19:15Hello.
00:19:17Fantastic.
00:19:18Lorraine Kelly.
00:19:20The Beyonce of Good Morning Television.
00:19:22Wakey, wakey eggs and fucking baking.
00:19:25And let's go.
00:19:26Welcome to the set of Morning Glory.
00:19:28It's Morning Glory, not Morning Glory hole, because that would be bad and that would be something else.
00:19:32Don't worry if things go wrong.
00:19:34It's okay.
00:19:35Things always go wrong on live telly.
00:19:36And if you can deal with it with a smile and a bit of a laugh, then you're grand.
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41I think we're going to be going live, so if everybody can take their places for the top of the
00:19:44show.
00:19:45Live TV equals no fuck ups equals major panic.
00:19:49I'm so nervous.
00:19:50Good luck, girls.
00:19:52Oh my gosh, we're going to go live in five, four, three, two, one.
00:19:57Off you go.
00:20:03Rise and shine, bitches.
00:20:05Good morning and welcome to Morning Glory.
00:20:09Morning?
00:20:09I haven't even slept yet.
00:20:11Are you serious?
00:20:12I stan.
00:20:14Now, I don't know about you, but I am high key excited for today's show.
00:20:18We've got the brand new fitness craze sweeping Hollywood.
00:20:24It's Slud Shots.
00:20:26Should we show them how it's done?
00:20:26Let's do it.
00:20:27So, what you're going to do is pick your poison.
00:20:31What's your favourite tipple, babe?
00:20:32Anything that's free.
00:20:33You cheap bitch.
00:20:35Me and Bimini are serving you Holly Willa Booby and Willem Scofield.
00:20:40I'm living.
00:20:41Let's go.
00:20:42Fill it.
00:20:42Fill it.
00:20:43You want to make sure that your core is right and tucked.
00:20:46Mind the tuck.
00:20:47God, Jesus.
00:20:49You want to get your shot.
00:20:50Come on.
00:20:50Now, slut drop.
00:20:51Ooh.
00:20:52And slam that shot.
00:20:52I've got the slut drop.
00:20:54Oh, I'm getting feeling it now, girl.
00:20:59Anyway, join us after the break if you don't want major FOMO.
00:21:03Cheers!
00:21:08Okay, we are off the air and that is a commercial break.
00:21:12That was great.
00:21:13Did you mean to have the cards upside down?
00:21:15I like the attention to detail.
00:21:16It's really good.
00:21:17I feel like I smashed it and I don't even have a TV.
00:21:21Okay, Veronica and sister, sister, you are goth party planners.
00:21:25Three, two, one.
00:21:29I'm going to show you how to decorate the perfect anti-birthday cake.
00:21:35Of course.
00:21:35Excuse me while I just shift around in my dress.
00:21:37I was told I had to wear something for a party.
00:21:39Now.
00:21:40Nailed it.
00:21:41I wish somebody would nail me.
00:21:43Like a nail in your coffin?
00:21:44Oh, several.
00:21:47Anyway, you threw me off then for a second.
00:21:49We need to get this covered.
00:21:52Who says that?
00:21:54She's basically just held up a huge sign saying,
00:21:56I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
00:21:58Let's get some of this on this cake.
00:22:00All right, that stupid face.
00:22:02All right, there we go.
00:22:03So.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06That's that.
00:22:08Let's use these mice for candles, shall we?
00:22:10They're squeaking on the way, isn't they?
00:22:12Well, if they were alive, they're dead now.
00:22:13That's lovely.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:16Oh, stop.
00:22:17There we go.
00:22:17The perfect party cake for any anti-birthday.
00:22:22That wasn't stunning, hon.
00:22:24But what is a party popper?
00:22:26Without decorations, I hear you ask.
00:22:28I'm now going to show you how to create a quick and effective table centerpiece.
00:22:34The little animal trap.
00:22:35Watching Veronica's sister's performance is like watching the grass grow.
00:22:39It's so painful.
00:22:40We're going to keep the live animal right in the center.
00:22:43Just take the heck out of it until that thing can't breathe anymore.
00:22:49Et voila.
00:22:50That's Portuguese foot.
00:22:52It's done.
00:22:53Wow.
00:22:53Looking at that, it makes me feel so gloomy.
00:22:57Great job.
00:22:58See you in a bit.
00:23:00And we're off.
00:23:03Cool.
00:23:05I won't be going to that party.
00:23:08You did make a mess.
00:23:10That was not good.
00:23:12This could not be any more.
00:23:16Tragic.
00:23:16Okay, we're almost back on air, ladies.
00:23:19Are you all ready?
00:23:20Yep.
00:23:20Three, two, one.
00:23:22Action.
00:23:25Well, thank you, ladies.
00:23:27I mean, what a beautiful cake.
00:23:29That went no longer than we expected.
00:23:32Anyways, let's head over to our resident dragon-y nieces now.
00:23:36Where are they?
00:23:38There!
00:23:39Oh, you're so scary.
00:23:40I think that's our cue, hun.
00:23:42Let's go.
00:23:43I'll eat the way, girl.
00:23:44We're your dragon-y nieces.
00:23:46And it's time for the part of the show where we get to the bottom of your problems.
00:23:52Did you just think what I said you said?
00:23:54Yes!
00:23:55Bottom!
00:23:56Florence is giving me full Michelle McManus with a pink rinse.
00:24:00This morning we have a very, very, very special word of the day.
00:24:05It begins with an F.
00:24:06Can you guess what the word is at home?
00:24:09Phone calls!
00:24:10We're going to help solve all your inchy-bincy problems.
00:24:14There's nothing more personable and lovable than a mature Scottish lady.
00:24:19Alright!
00:24:20Now, let's speak to our caller.
00:24:22Hello!
00:24:23Hi, my name's Michelle.
00:24:24Hi.
00:24:25Now, people keep on saying that I'm giving them resting bitch face.
00:24:27And to be fair, I probably am.
00:24:30And it's highly likely that they deserve it.
00:24:32Regardless, how can I fake my emotions in front of people?
00:24:36Like I always say, fake it until you make it.
00:24:39Take Lorx, for example.
00:24:40She has resting bitch face for all of her life.
00:24:43Whenever I see her, I take out my Ellie Diamond's makeup kit.
00:24:47Whenever I see someone with a resting bitch face,
00:24:49I just take it in there and I go ham!
00:24:52Oh, yeah!
00:24:53Give it a good little...
00:24:54We're going to paint, paint.
00:24:56Oh, maybe a little bit of blue for the cheeks.
00:24:59Doesn't she look wonderful?
00:25:02Turn that frown upside down!
00:25:05Laurence Bloody Chaney, golden goose.
00:25:08It was gorgeous.
00:25:09It just comes to her so naturally.
00:25:11I love it.
00:25:11Well, we would love to sit here and answer all your inchy-bincy problems,
00:25:16but...
00:25:17We're bored!
00:25:18See you after the break.
00:25:20Bye.
00:25:20I'm going to get my ride.
00:25:22Oh, yeah.
00:25:24Oh, I crushed it.
00:25:26It needs a repair job.
00:25:28Oh, my gosh.
00:25:29Okay, we have got Ahura and Tia.
00:25:31They are our money-saving experts from Essex.
00:25:34Tits and teeth.
00:25:35And there's a lot of tits going on there.
00:25:37Okay, we're going live.
00:25:39And action.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:42Honey, we're live.
00:25:43We're live, honey.
00:25:44Honey, honey.
00:25:46Good morning.
00:25:48Good morning.
00:25:48Now, honeys, we all love to pinch a penny, don't we, Bob?
00:25:52Oh, yes, Bob.
00:25:53I'm not being funny or nothing, but at the end of the day,
00:25:56fake tan and lush shoes can be ex-penny.
00:25:59We're here to help you, starting with this amazing money sofa.
00:26:04Everybody, stick with me.
00:26:06The Grav Jazzel.
00:26:08You want to put on these gorgeous little panties?
00:26:10Now, these are some typical pieces of gravel.
00:26:14Now, you can take this and create some gorgeous gemstones.
00:26:19Oh, my God, aren't they fabulous?
00:26:21Oh, my God, it's my favourite colour, pink.
00:26:22All you're going to do is take some of this sticky back plastic.
00:26:26Oh, my God, I love super glue.
00:26:28Who would have thought it?
00:26:29Ahura.
00:26:29Good at improv.
00:26:32Shocker.
00:26:33Spread your legs.
00:26:33You're used to it.
00:26:34Come on, love.
00:26:35There we go.
00:26:35Get a bit lower, hun.
00:26:37A bit lower.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:38Oh, can you hold this gravel on here, babe?
00:26:40Oh, oh, shit.
00:26:41Oh, my God.
00:26:42And as you can see, it all sticks on there perfectly.
00:26:45Oh.
00:26:46Wait, one second.
00:26:47Is this the sparkle?
00:26:48It's sparkle.
00:26:48Oh, my God, I love sparkle.
00:26:50Throw it on.
00:26:51Sparkle titties.
00:26:52Oh, my God, Bob.
00:26:53Go on.
00:26:53Give it to me.
00:26:54Oh, my God.
00:26:56I feel like Tinkerbell.
00:26:57You look like her, too.
00:26:59You know what this is?
00:27:00A hundred percent.
00:27:01Essig.
00:27:02Now, join us tomorrow when we'll be revealing a brand new way to fend off those muggy debt collectors.
00:27:10Bye.
00:27:10Bye.
00:27:11Love you, bye.
00:27:11Love you, bye.
00:27:12See you, honey.
00:27:13See you, honey.
00:27:14See you down the Slut Heart.
00:27:16And we're out.
00:27:18I did say tits and teeth, so, you know, you gave me it.
00:27:21Oh, she's out.
00:27:22She's been out the whole time.
00:27:24Oh, my God, get my calendar.
00:27:25They've been totally out.
00:27:26Some people might think that she's overshadowed me a bit, but you've got to sometimes play the straight man, I
00:27:31guess.
00:27:31I never play a straight man.
00:27:32I can't tell you.
00:27:33Okay, we're just replaying the cameras.
00:27:35The final part of our show, we've got the weather, which is hugely important, of course.
00:27:40Three, two, one, you're on.
00:27:46Oh, good morning.
00:27:48Oh, as you can see, I'm in the glorious cock-a-mouth here.
00:27:51Oh, hang on.
00:27:52Oh, it's my spirit guide.
00:27:54Oh, wood pigeon, hath-hath.
00:27:55Oh, we've got a weather change.
00:27:57Oh, no, with immediate effect.
00:27:59Don't worry, don't worry, we'll carry on no matter how wet these chakras get.
00:28:03I just love nature, you know.
00:28:05Oh, this is glorious, yeah.
00:28:08Oh, it's raining cats and dogs.
00:28:10What's your name?
00:28:11Oh, oh, right in the cotter.
00:28:13You're really getting me water chakras now.
00:28:15Oh, yeah.
00:28:18What's going on?
00:28:19Is this a wig?
00:28:20Oh, my God, this is shocking.
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:23Deluge!
00:28:23Deluge!
00:28:24Oh!
00:28:26Open those chakras.
00:28:28Remember we're live.
00:28:29Remember we're live.
00:28:31Shut those chakras now, and back to the studio.
00:28:35Well, I think that's all we've got time for today.
00:28:38Right?
00:28:39We'll see you tomorrow.
00:28:40Same time.
00:28:42Same place.
00:28:42For another...
00:28:43Morning Glory!
00:28:45Bye!
00:28:45Bye!
00:28:50That's a wrap.
00:28:55That is a wrap.
00:28:59I feel like I've been dealt a shitty card.
00:29:05And that shitty card is called Veronica.
00:29:14More tank bitches!
00:29:18Rise and shine, babies.
00:29:20Oh, yeah, girls.
00:29:20Oh, yeah.
00:29:23It's the elimination day, folks, and someone is going homo.
00:29:27Bumholes are quivering.
00:29:29Ohora, you must be in a good mood.
00:29:30You did really, really well, I thought.
00:29:32I feel like that was the first time I actually let go in this competition and just went with
00:29:35it, so I felt good about that.
00:29:37You should be proud, I think.
00:29:38It was really, really good.
00:29:39And also, didn't you have a great time working with your partner?
00:29:42I was happy I got the opportunity to actually work with you, because, you know,
00:29:46we've had our issues, and it was just a few.
00:29:48I am stunned.
00:29:50Of all the pairings, me and bitch dits over there, fucking pull it off, don't we?
00:29:54Veronica, how are you feeling, hon?
00:29:56I wasn't happy at all.
00:29:58I feel like I really bombed.
00:30:00I felt really out of my element, and unrehearsed, I feel like I let sister down a little bit.
00:30:05I'm not going to lie, you kind of did.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10Ooh.
00:30:11Discuss.
00:30:12Go on, then.
00:30:12Tell me.
00:30:13It wasn't completely unrehearsed, Bab.
00:30:15There were moments of us to go through things, but I know you're quite methodical in the way that you
00:30:19work,
00:30:20which is the antithesis of improv.
00:30:23What is it with Sister Sister blaming other people for her being shit?
00:30:28But I do think those two together were rotten.
00:30:31Right, girls, girls, right, I'm just going to stop you there,
00:30:34because we've got a lot of shit to do, so I want us to take a breath in.
00:30:37Now, recharge those chakras.
00:30:40Now, go do drag, girls!
00:30:41Come on, let's go!
00:30:42Let's go!
00:30:49Let's go!
00:30:50So, sis, tell me what's going on.
00:30:53Hi, Bab.
00:30:54Hiya, Bab.
00:30:54I think I'm holding back.
00:30:57Why?
00:30:58There's always been a part of me that feels silly for expressing myself kind of creatively.
00:31:06There's a level of reservedness that I just don't know.
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:10I sometimes feel silly saying things.
00:31:12Constantly editing.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14All the time.
00:31:14Holding back.
00:31:15Waiting for other people to get their lines out first so I can be polite and go,
00:31:18Oh, fuck everyone else.
00:31:19No one else is being polite.
00:31:21And, you know, I do have demons and it's always a little voice just saying,
00:31:26Shut up, you fat.
00:31:27Shut up, you stupid.
00:31:27No one cares about you.
00:31:29I go through some moments of second guessing myself and sometimes I do overcome it.
00:31:34But I think when you put in a situation that's just a pressure cooker, like Drag Race, you
00:31:40can sometimes just forget everything that you've learned so far.
00:31:43You need to find that self-confidence within, don't you?
00:31:45I know.
00:31:46You make me laugh and nobody really makes me laugh.
00:31:48Like a big cack, cack, cack, you know, when I lock my jaw like I'm about to eat an anaconda.
00:31:52Sister is my sister.
00:31:54To have that sort of friendship developing, dare I say lovely?
00:31:59I know it's hard, but you've got to look after you now.
00:32:02It's been suggested.
00:32:02You are amazing.
00:32:03And you're a big competition to me, so I hate you.
00:32:06I love you.
00:32:07Thank you so much.
00:32:08Give me a hug.
00:32:14You all right?
00:32:15Yeah.
00:32:16Can I get a shower?
00:32:17You need one.
00:32:18Ugh.
00:32:18After touching you.
00:32:20Ugh.
00:32:20God, get away.
00:32:25Yes, honey.
00:32:26100% Essex.
00:32:29I kind of low-key want to get my lips done now.
00:32:31Go for it.
00:32:32It's the top lip.
00:32:33Yeah, that's what I was like.
00:32:34I hate the dimension of my chin.
00:32:35You really don't have a big chin though.
00:32:37I use my lips just like this.
00:32:40This is literally like me on the runway.
00:32:42What?
00:32:42Last week.
00:32:43You're saying like, oh, I'm insecure about my big chin.
00:32:46I've got my lip fillers to make myself feel better about it.
00:32:48Yeah.
00:32:49Me and Tears on the runway being like, I'll never be as beautiful as Taze.
00:32:52Like, it's all insecurity.
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:54We all have it.
00:32:55And we're all...
00:32:55Yeah, we're all human.
00:32:57Exactly.
00:32:57You know what I mean?
00:32:57No one's ever fully happy with themselves.
00:32:59You know what I mean?
00:33:00No.
00:33:00As a whore, every time before I go on the runway, I stand in that mirror and I look at
00:33:04myself
00:33:04and I go, you look like shit.
00:33:06You are shit.
00:33:07This outfit's disgusting.
00:33:08Your hair's a mess.
00:33:08Your makeup's absolutely appalling.
00:33:10It's like, no matter what critique I get, I've never had anything worse said to me than
00:33:14what I've told myself.
00:33:15Do you know what I mean?
00:33:15It's funny though, like, that you talk about insecurity though, because like, I'll be honest
00:33:21with you here.
00:33:22Like, last week I had a few things to say about you in Untucked.
00:33:26What did you say?
00:33:28Her looks just aren't there.
00:33:30Like, she's just not giving it.
00:33:31Like, I'm bored.
00:33:32Like, someone just pack her up and send her home.
00:33:34And that wasn't fair of me to say about you.
00:33:36And I feel so awful about it.
00:33:39What is done is done.
00:33:40However, I feel like I could be friends with Ahura.
00:33:43She's got a kindness.
00:33:45Very deep.
00:33:46But she's decided to be a caricature of a cartoon villain.
00:33:51I don't have many drag friends.
00:33:52I don't have a drag circle.
00:33:54I don't want my gigs on my own.
00:33:55And that's simply because people think I'm a bit of a sour-faced bitch.
00:34:08Even in school, like at home, I was always pulled down because I was the camp one.
00:34:13And like, everyone in my family is doing masculine things.
00:34:17And so like, because I was always the one being pulled down.
00:34:20I feel like I, as a coping mechanism, pull other people down.
00:34:26I think I'm just like my own worst enemy.
00:34:30I don't have drag friends and I've never been able to talk to like queens like this on a one
00:34:34-to-one basis.
00:34:35And when I go out, I've got no one to feed off, no one to tell me.
00:34:37And I've just got my own instinct.
00:34:39Do you know what?
00:34:40At least you've got a circle of sisters now.
00:34:41It's wild to actually be able to speak to drag queens.
00:34:43Coming into this competition, like, even before we go on stage, like, the girls will stand backstage and be like,
00:34:48Oh, you look amazing.
00:34:49Like, you look so good.
00:34:51And I've never had that.
00:34:53Do you know what I mean?
00:34:53Like, I've never had anyone tell me like, anything I do is good.
00:34:56So, like, I've built a horror to build up my own self-esteem.
00:34:59And that's why, like, I try not to show emotion.
00:35:02And whenever I've got horror, I'm not on my own.
00:35:05So it was almost like just making myself a best friend of everything I'm not.
00:35:11I don't like the way that people treat me because of the way I look.
00:35:14So it seems unfair that I'm doing the same thing to you.
00:35:18I've done the same thing to you.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:20As I've just sort of gone, she's talking about me.
00:35:23She's a bitch.
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:24She looks like a bitch.
00:35:25Exactly what you're saying.
00:35:26Exactly, yeah.
00:35:27So I'm sorry for doing that.
00:35:29And also, go on.
00:35:31Hug it out.
00:35:32You did so well in the challenge.
00:35:34I really appreciate a horror coming to apologize to me.
00:35:37Hopefully this is something we can move forward with.
00:35:40If she's got something to say, she can say it to my face.
00:35:43And vice versa.
00:35:45Wow.
00:35:46Are we best friends yet?
00:35:48We're building on it.
00:35:49We'll get there.
00:35:49We'll get there.
00:35:50We'll get there, Essex babe.
00:35:56The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
00:35:59She gives good talking head Michelle Visage.
00:36:03Haven't had any complaints.
00:36:05The super spexy Alan Carr.
00:36:09Alan, do you watch a lot of daytime television?
00:36:11Darling, I am daytime television.
00:36:16Wow.
00:36:18And the wonderful Lorraine Kelly.
00:36:21Now, do any of my girls have a future in daytime TV?
00:36:24Not if I've got anything to do with it.
00:36:27No.
00:36:27I'm kidding.
00:36:28I'm kidding.
00:36:29It was TV gold.
00:36:30TV gold.
00:36:33This week, we challenged our queens to rise to the occasion and shine as presenters of their very own morning
00:36:40chat show.
00:36:41Tonight on the runway, category is Monster Mashup.
00:36:46Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:36:50Can you feel the love?
00:36:52First up, Veronica Green.
00:36:55I'm giving you mesmerizing Medusa mixed with a little bit of Babe the pig.
00:37:02She can pull my poke.
00:37:06She's baking it.
00:37:11Is she hamming it up?
00:37:13I'm giving you the illusion of muffled pink pig skin and green snake skin.
00:37:19Eat it up, judges.
00:37:20But don't stare at me too hard.
00:37:21I might turn you to stone.
00:37:22Note to self.
00:37:23Never perm your own hair.
00:37:28Up next, Sister Sister.
00:37:31You know, sad story.
00:37:32She only went in for a nose job.
00:37:34Oh, no.
00:37:35I am serving Pharaoh Fawcett on a full moon.
00:37:39Arooo!
00:37:40Ooh!
00:37:41That looks like a wee merkin.
00:37:42It is a merkin.
00:37:43Is that how you think?
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:44It's kind of shifted to the side of it.
00:37:46She's got a nipple merkin.
00:37:48I am literally wearing about 60 bandages.
00:37:52I'm looking a bit spooky.
00:37:53I'm looking a bit sexy.
00:37:54I've got my big bandage boobs.
00:37:56I've got a huge tail.
00:37:58What more do you want?
00:37:59I like big tails and I cannot lie.
00:38:05All right.
00:38:05Up next, Bimini Von Boulash.
00:38:08Pamela Manderson.
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:11This is what Pamela Manderson would look like in hell.
00:38:14But she won't go to hell because she's a vegan.
00:38:16I'm fusing Playboy Bunny with a devil.
00:38:19I've got a bald cap with a prosthetic brow,
00:38:22massive blonde hair, and a prosthetic tail.
00:38:24Well, she likes long walks on the beach and roasting in hell.
00:38:30Up next, taste.
00:38:33Britain's got talons.
00:38:37I am serving you the bride of Van Pittenstein.
00:38:41Hold the garlic because I'm about to slay.
00:38:43Now that's what I call a brave villain.
00:38:45Metres and meters and meters of this gorgeous fabric.
00:38:48My hair is touching the heavens.
00:38:51Satina Turner.
00:38:53Up next, Ginny Lemon.
00:38:56I think she should consider cinching her toxic waste.
00:39:01I'm serving you toxic, bitter lemon.
00:39:05Gone viral.
00:39:06Literally.
00:39:09It's like Kate Bush.
00:39:10Yeah.
00:39:11Remember?
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:12If you only knew.
00:39:14Oh, look.
00:39:15Shiff on sleeves and my gorgeous slicked back hair.
00:39:19Oh, acidic witch.
00:39:21Rude, does anyone still wear a hazmat suit?
00:39:26Up next, Laurence Chaney.
00:39:29Oh, my God, Laurence.
00:39:30Who are you wearing?
00:39:33My monster mashup is referencing Sweeney Todd, Bride of Frankenstein, Silence of the Lambs, and Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw
00:39:41Massacre.
00:39:42Laurence, what is it you can't face?
00:39:45There's ears on my tits.
00:39:47There's nipples on my dress.
00:39:49My second face is cast from my very own, complete with makeup and lashes.
00:39:55I can't hear you.
00:39:56My eyeballs are in my ears.
00:40:00Oh, that's better.
00:40:03All right, up next, Ellie Diamond.
00:40:05Oh, God, you guys, please say that this is a prosthetic nose.
00:40:11I am giving you a goblin and werewolf realness on this runway, and I am serving the nightmares down.
00:40:18We all know where she's being goblin.
00:40:19Ribby red eyes, green skin, and shaggy hair.
00:40:23My dad's a troll, and my mom's a beast.
00:40:27That's where my bathmat went.
00:40:31Question, roommate.
00:40:33Tia, coffee.
00:40:35Is she wearing a cobra and panties?
00:40:40My runway look is a Kirby goddess.
00:40:44I am equal parts medusa and equal parts skeleton voodoo priestess.
00:40:51I can see a Nefertiti.
00:40:54Up next, a horror.
00:40:56I'm giving you Elvira in Vegas, who has now become a zombie.
00:41:00Dripping titties, my shibosky spiders, and this pervy tool cake.
00:41:04Snap out of it!
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08I'm bleeding from the brain with glamour.
00:41:11We get it, you're smart.
00:41:14I'm giving you Halloween, but I'm not giving you costume.
00:41:16I'm still giving you fashion, artistic creation.
00:41:20Eat it up!
00:41:21It's braining men.
00:41:22Hallelujah!
00:41:31Welcome, ladies.
00:41:32Earlier today, the judges and I tuned in to Morning Glory.
00:41:36And now, based on your performance in that challenge, and your runway looks, I've made some decisions.
00:41:46Veronica Green.
00:41:48Sister Sister.
00:41:51Bimini Bamboulash.
00:41:54Ginny Lemon.
00:41:58Laurence Cheney.
00:41:59Laurence Cheney.
00:42:00A horror.
00:42:02Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
00:42:07Tace, Ellie Diamond, and Tia Coffey.
00:42:10You are all safe.
00:42:14You may leave the stage.
00:42:22And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:42:26Starting with Veronica Green.
00:42:28Hi, Veronica.
00:42:29Hi, Michelle.
00:42:30You have some kind of demonic pig mixed with Medusa.
00:42:33The costuming is lovely, the makeup is great.
00:42:35So this is what I expect from Veronica Green.
00:42:37As always with your runway looks, you think outside the box.
00:42:39So this is classic Veronica, and I love it.
00:42:42That is freaky.
00:42:43I mean, I can't take my eyes off you.
00:42:44You got a chance to play a Camden goth party planner.
00:42:48The perfect party cake for any anti-birthday.
00:42:50I expected a whole lot more.
00:42:53You're gonna go goth.
00:42:54Go drag goth.
00:42:55A bit like Michelle, I wanted a bit more goth.
00:42:58You look like Hilary Devey on a night owl.
00:43:00Did you make your money from pallets?
00:43:02Oh, yes I did.
00:43:05This is more than made up for it.
00:43:06Remember what I said that if you're on live television,
00:43:08that's how you get over the mistakes.
00:43:10You two hadn't worked out a bit, and there was no sort of commentary on goth.
00:43:16I just got in my head with the choices that I'd made, and I feel like I didn't deliver.
00:43:22Improvisation is something that I'm not used to.
00:43:25I feel like I really let sister, sister down.
00:43:27Just know that it was not you.
00:43:29Eye through me.
00:43:31Sister, sister.
00:43:33I love that you chose kind of the red hair for the goth girl.
00:43:35Very prominent in the goth community.
00:43:37I just feel like when it's your moment in a challenge, you need to take that moment.
00:43:42Because there's only one winner.
00:43:44The comic timing was there, but the improv just went on for too long.
00:43:49I love what you're doing today.
00:43:51It's kind of like Sonic the Hedgehog is just going to explode from these bandages.
00:43:55It really is.
00:43:56I'll take that.
00:43:56It's a mummy outfit, which I've seen before.
00:43:59It's not your best week, and let's put that behind you, and onwards and upwards.
00:44:03I am not thrilled.
00:44:05The disappointment is real.
00:44:08Bimini Bamboulash.
00:44:10Loved your morning show presenting skills.
00:44:12Fantastic.
00:44:13You and Taste were the glue that really kept it all together.
00:44:16You were doing your slut drops and reading from a teleprompter.
00:44:19And slam that shot.
00:44:20I forgot the slut drop.
00:44:22That's quite hard to do.
00:44:24Lorraine does it every morning.
00:44:25What are you talking about?
00:44:26And I love your slut dropping, Lorraine.
00:44:28She's amazing.
00:44:29I'm getting there.
00:44:32You never came out of character at all.
00:44:35Even when the camera wasn't on you, you were still in it.
00:44:38It was just little things that you had to carry upside down that just made me laugh.
00:44:42Tonight on the runway, I expect nothing less from you being barely clothed as a devil.
00:44:47I've got tights on this.
00:44:48Oh, sure you do, darling.
00:44:49I will say, because the devil is in the details, the hair is quite messy.
00:44:54Are you wearing lashes?
00:44:56No.
00:44:56When you have dark makeup on, we lose your eye.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00And it's not accentuating, but just pay attention to those details.
00:45:03And put a comb through your bloody hair.
00:45:05Come on.
00:45:08Ginny Lemon.
00:45:09Oh, hello there.
00:45:10I love that you chose the Australian accent for your weather girl.
00:45:13Anything that was thrown, literally thrown at you, you went with it.
00:45:16So, improv is clearly something that you do.
00:45:18That said, it did kind of stall.
00:45:20It kind of stayed here.
00:45:23If anyone else had to be like a weather girl, they'd just put a bit of lippy on and do
00:45:27the hair.
00:45:27But you gave us this Aussie, Catatan-wearing, hippy chick.
00:45:31As you can see, I'm in the glorious cock-a-mouth here.
00:45:34I felt I lost the role that you were.
00:45:36Don't let the mania overtake the role.
00:45:39Well, we didn't find out about the weather.
00:45:41The only thing I would say, you kind of went manic and then stayed at manic.
00:45:45You know, I thought that the character development was there, but the problem was it was one note continuously throughout
00:45:51the whole bit.
00:45:53And had you actually tried to really give us weather, it would have been funnier.
00:45:58What I'm looking for is to take it to that next level.
00:46:02Tonight on the runway, I'm very proud of you for doing things that you don't normally do.
00:46:07But take it even further.
00:46:08Boost that whilst still staying Ginny Lemon.
00:46:11And listen, why don't you wear a heel?
00:46:13There is like a medical reason why though.
00:46:15It only literally happened just before I came to the show.
00:46:18I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, which is chronic pain.
00:46:21And I don't want to use it as an excuse at all.
00:46:23Well, maybe wear a nicer colour.
00:46:26But no, it is a serious issue and you have to take care of yourself.
00:46:29All right, let's move on down to Laurence Chaney.
00:46:32Hi, hi, hi.
00:46:33I know how important agony ants are in this country.
00:46:36So I kind of like how you took the dragony niece and made it very serious.
00:46:40I got what it was. I enjoyed it. You always make me laugh.
00:46:43We get to the bottom of your problems.
00:46:46Three words. Watch out, Lorraine.
00:46:49I know, I hear you.
00:46:51I thought on the challenge you were absolutely charming.
00:46:54You know, you could bounce onto this morning or my show or Good Morning Britain.
00:46:58Very, very impressive.
00:47:00I think tonight on the runway is fantastic.
00:47:02And what I love most about it is it's different, again, to anything you've done before.
00:47:07You've heard a foreskin, right? Well, this is about seven skins.
00:47:11It's so weird and creepy and strange and unsettling and discombobulating.
00:47:17And I think it's absolutely brilliant.
00:47:18Quite sinister and macabre.
00:47:20And the reveal of the face on the arm.
00:47:23I was shook.
00:47:24Shooker.
00:47:26All right, moving on down to Ahura.
00:47:29Hello, hello.
00:47:30You got to be an Essex girl.
00:47:32We're here to help you.
00:47:34You hit every beat there would be to hit if you watched any episodes of TOWIE.
00:47:38Because you took it so far, it was like putting your head right in a vajazzle and going...
00:47:45Okay, you lost me there.
00:47:47Monobotting a vajazzle.
00:47:48You almost convinced me to have a gravel vajazzle.
00:47:52You could just bounce into TOWIE.
00:47:53Call it.
00:47:54It was great.
00:47:55Well done.
00:47:55Your runway look.
00:47:56I was a bit like, all right.
00:47:58And then thank God you took your wig off and you were scalped.
00:48:02Look at you.
00:48:04Even your brain is shiny.
00:48:06Yes.
00:48:06Look at that.
00:48:06That is remarkable.
00:48:07Again, attention to detail.
00:48:09I enjoyed the glamour of this and I enjoyed you ripping your wig off.
00:48:12But don't be afraid to let yourself be ugly too.
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Because it shows us the vulnerability that we crave so much.
00:48:18I love the look.
00:48:19I love the accent.
00:48:21And the physicality is really, really sold it.
00:48:25Thank you, ladies.
00:48:26I think we've heard enough.
00:48:27While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will...
00:48:35How are you feeling?
00:48:36How are y'all feeling?
00:48:36Oh my God.
00:48:37So good.
00:48:38Fuck.
00:48:38Thank the ghoulish gods.
00:48:40I'm safe.
00:48:41At this point, I don't think any of us really want anyone to go home because we all have
00:48:45became really, really close.
00:48:46No, I want all of you to go home.
00:48:47Shut up.
00:48:47I want to win.
00:48:48But somebody does have to go home.
00:48:50So who do you think that one person is going to be?
00:48:54Veronica.
00:48:54Veronica.
00:48:55I think she did the worst out of everyone in the room.
00:48:57For the challenge.
00:48:58No shade.
00:48:58Real tea.
00:48:59Who do you think is going?
00:49:00Based on the challenge and that challenge alone.
00:49:02Veronica.
00:49:02But I do think Veronica's pig was great.
00:49:05I think she looks stunning.
00:49:07Absolutely.
00:49:07What about yourself, babe?
00:49:08Oh, that's a really fucking tough question, isn't it?
00:49:11I'll just say what comes to your head from the challenge yesterday.
00:49:13No, no my underdog sisters.
00:49:14No bias vibes.
00:49:15Just what you think of the performance.
00:49:17Who do you think?
00:49:18You've got one chance.
00:49:19Go!
00:49:21No hesitation.
00:49:22Veronica did the worst.
00:49:23There we go.
00:49:24V, V, V.
00:49:25However, I think she could play a lip sync.
00:49:27Oh, definitely.
00:49:28I have no doubt about that.
00:49:31Only me.
00:49:32Hiya lady.
00:49:34Hi girls.
00:49:35Hi girls.
00:49:36Come pop yourself down.
00:49:39Right.
00:49:39What's the crack?
00:49:40I want to know.
00:49:41What's going on?
00:49:41What's going on?
00:49:43Yeah, they don't get the outfit.
00:49:45They said it's a good job.
00:49:47I took off the wig.
00:49:48Otherwise, they wouldn't have got the concept.
00:49:51But in the challenge, they had nothing back to say.
00:49:53Being up there, that's my first time I've ever had critique and feedback.
00:49:56You should be so proud.
00:49:57Yeah, I feel like I've finally done something here.
00:50:00Do you know what I mean?
00:50:01Anyway, enough of me.
00:50:02I don't want to.
00:50:03Ginny.
00:50:03Ginny, you look really upset.
00:50:05You're quiet.
00:50:06What happened?
00:50:11Breathe, girl.
00:50:15I don't know what to say.
00:50:16There were some really positive things.
00:50:20And then there were some really negative things.
00:50:22Improvisational comedy is meant to be my thing.
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:25And they said I was just like one note.
00:50:27I'm absolutely devastated that the judges aren't getting what I'm giving.
00:50:34Every person at home watching this is going to love you.
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:37They're going to just fall in love with you, honestly.
00:50:40The same way we all have.
00:50:42It's so nice to hear positive things.
00:50:44But I can feel myself checking out.
00:50:47Ginny's closed for business for today.
00:50:49How are you feeling, sister?
00:50:51Sister and Veronica, how are you guys feeling?
00:50:54I needed a challenge to step up to.
00:50:57And before I got here, I thought this would be the one that I smashed.
00:51:01And they sounded like they hated it, to be honest.
00:51:03They were just so unimpressed.
00:51:05I didn't hear that.
00:51:07They said you hug back and let me take over the scene.
00:51:10The disappointment is real.
00:51:13There's little to say at this point.
00:51:14I'm having my fate handed to me.
00:51:16I get it.
00:51:17Who do you think is going to go home this week?
00:51:21We discussed who we thought is likely to go home.
00:51:26Like, doesn't matter from previous weeks.
00:51:27This is the week.
00:51:28Kill it or you're out.
00:51:30Great.
00:51:30So who do you think?
00:51:32Well, we had all said Veronica based on the challenge.
00:51:36I think tonight is great.
00:51:37That's not true.
00:51:38You think I'm going home?
00:51:40I've got to tell you something right now, girls.
00:51:43You underestimated me once.
00:51:45Don't make the same fucking mistake again.
00:51:48I'm a singer, but I can fucking lip sync.
00:51:50No, you don't know what I'm capable of.
00:51:53It really annoys me that, as a group, you think any one of you could lip sync me out of
00:51:58the competition.
00:51:59That's wrong.
00:51:59Take this as a fire under your ass, because at the end of the day, this one was underestimated by
00:52:04all of us.
00:52:04Hands up.
00:52:05And she's here now.
00:52:06Mm-hmm.
00:52:07So if you go out, if you're on that bottom, fuck everything you know and just do it.
00:52:11Well, I think I'll stick to everything I know, thank you very much.
00:52:15Girl, I'm not coming for you.
00:52:16I'm just saying just because you're an actress on the outside world doesn't mean that you're going to be great
00:52:19in this competition.
00:52:20What I know has worked for me in week two.
00:52:23Okay, be real.
00:52:24This is what I didn't know this week.
00:52:27Improv was not something that I'm accustomed to.
00:52:30Rats was.
00:52:31And I nailed that.
00:52:32This whole moment of Veronica just lends itself to her living in her own bubble.
00:52:36She's on Veronica's Drag Race and everyone else is competing in RuPaul's.
00:52:41Veronica's Drag Race, it's dead boring.
00:52:44What works for one person doesn't work for everyone.
00:52:47It all does come down to that final lip sync.
00:52:49And, girly, if it is me and you, I am fighting.
00:52:53To the nail.
00:52:55I know that.
00:52:56Or Medusa and Pig.
00:53:03Awkward.
00:53:06Now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
00:53:10Let's just start with Veronica Green.
00:53:12In the TV challenge, I know she didn't go as goth as we liked, but she was deadpan, she was
00:53:17lethargic.
00:53:18I wish somebody would nail me.
00:53:19It just made me chuckle.
00:53:20I think she could have gone further.
00:53:22There's definitely such a lot of talent there.
00:53:24I think that the problem was that they hadn't fleshed out what they were going to do.
00:53:28The runway look was what you expect from Veronica.
00:53:32Intelligent.
00:53:32That was grotesque, but she still looked beautiful.
00:53:35How did she do that?
00:53:36It was quite remarkable.
00:53:37Great drag and scary.
00:53:39It was fun.
00:53:39And let's move on down to Sister Sister.
00:53:42Sister Sister was really disconnected from Veronica.
00:53:46She just waited her turn.
00:53:49Yeah, that's that.
00:53:50And I lost her.
00:53:51You know, when you're doing a sketch and there's someone there and they're hogging the limelight and you fade and
00:53:57my heart went out to her.
00:53:58Yeah, the improv really didn't work at all for me.
00:54:01It was going absolutely nowhere.
00:54:02I'm looking for clever.
00:54:04I'm looking for something that elevates.
00:54:06It just wasn't good.
00:54:06Didn't work.
00:54:07Tonight on the runway, I've seen enough mummies at this point on RuPaul's Drag Race, but I did like how
00:54:12she had a beautiful figure.
00:54:14I thought it was quite funny.
00:54:15And I know what you mean, you know, mummies have been done to death.
00:54:18You know, when you get that phone call for Halloween, you are like, come on then, sod it, bring out
00:54:22the bandages.
00:54:22And the little blue fur poking through.
00:54:24Was that enough?
00:54:25I don't think so.
00:54:26Let's move on down to Bimini.
00:54:28She was a morning show host.
00:54:30They liked to party and they liked to present morning television.
00:54:32I mean, who doesn't?
00:54:33Right, Lorraine?
00:54:34Absolutely.
00:54:35Totally.
00:54:35So, I thought she did a really good job doing that.
00:54:38Well, I can relate to the whole sort of party girl thing because I did when I was much younger.
00:54:42And I stayed up all night and I went straight to my work.
00:54:44Right afterwards, I think I was still drunk.
00:54:46Well done, Lorraine.
00:54:47Oh, Lorraine.
00:54:48I thought she was great.
00:54:49What I really liked about her was even though she was in a partnership, she never started mimicking a partner.
00:54:54She knew who she wanted to be and she stuck to it.
00:54:57I think she's very charming and I really did enjoy her.
00:55:00Tonight on the runway, she is a little bit rough around the edges.
00:55:04I want those details looked at.
00:55:06She's one of those queens that's like, look at the size of my tits.
00:55:09You need everything else, love.
00:55:11Because I'm not being fooled by those tits.
00:55:15I feel as if she's not quite finished, but I don't mind that.
00:55:18I don't mind that at all because that's what I love about the show is to see queens growing every
00:55:22single week.
00:55:23Ginny Lemon.
00:55:25It became really one note.
00:55:26But what I was impressed about is when shit is getting thrown at you, she kept rolling with it.
00:55:30Anyone who goes, I'm wacky, I'm totally crazy, what am I like?
00:55:34They begin to grate.
00:55:36I just wanted to rein it in a bit.
00:55:38There's something very lovable about Ginny.
00:55:41Didn't really get many really clever quips.
00:55:43We just sort of got too much really.
00:55:45Tonight on the runway, I wanted to give her credit for stepping out of her comfort zone.
00:55:50I'm really proud of her for pushing.
00:55:51I feel like we've seen it all from Ginny Lemon.
00:55:53That's what I'm worried about.
00:55:54Alright, let's move on down to Laurence Chaney.
00:55:57I love that she took charge and was dressed as she would doing a daytime talk show.
00:56:02And she was really in the moment.
00:56:03Oh, I loved, loved, loved Laurence.
00:56:06Utterly charming.
00:56:07He's a natural, lovely, I couldn't get enough.
00:56:10His runway look, made of human skin.
00:56:13I thought it was playful, I thought it was witty.
00:56:15The splatter of blood was rhinestone.
00:56:17I thought it was very chic.
00:56:19You wouldn't imagine having bits of people hanging off you would be sexy.
00:56:24Great job.
00:56:25A horror.
00:56:25She delivered.
00:56:26She hit loads of references from TOWIE.
00:56:29A hundred percent.
00:56:31Essex.
00:56:32And I loved and ate every single bit of it up.
00:56:35She was hilarious.
00:56:36I could tell she was really on it.
00:56:38She took everything that I said on board.
00:56:39I love the fact that she went all in.
00:56:42Tonight on the runway, listen, did we see any monsters? No.
00:56:45She feels stupid when she's not beautiful and you could tell.
00:56:48So it'll be interesting to see how far she can push herself.
00:56:51I mean, even with her brain hanging out, she still looked absolutely beautiful.
00:56:56A horror.
00:56:56Oh, silence.
00:56:58I've made my decision.
00:57:00Bring back my ghettos.
00:57:02Welcome back, ladies.
00:57:04I've made some decisions.
00:57:08Bimini Bamboulash.
00:57:09You little devil.
00:57:11In the challenge, you were the hostess with the mostess.
00:57:14Lawrence Chaney.
00:57:16On the show, you were comfortable in your own skin.
00:57:19And on the runway, you were comfortable in someone else's skin.
00:57:24A horror.
00:57:25This week, you really used your brain and it showed.
00:57:30Lawrence Chaney.
00:57:32Congratulations.
00:57:33You're the winner of this week's challenge.
00:57:37Thank you so much.
00:57:41You've won another coveted Rue Peter badge.
00:57:48Wear it with pride.
00:57:50Wear it for Scotland.
00:57:52Always babes.
00:57:53The three of you may join the other girls.
00:57:56Thank you so much.
00:58:02Veronica Green.
00:58:04You are safe.
00:58:09You may join the other girls.
00:58:17Ginny Lemon.
00:58:18Sister, sister.
00:58:20I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination.
00:58:24The last thing I want to do is go home.
00:58:26The last thing I want to do is send my best friend in the competition home.
00:58:30Two queens stand before me.
00:58:36I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
00:58:41Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:58:52The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:59:02I'm going to fuck it up and be punk and do what I always do.
00:59:06That's my own thing.
00:59:08Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:59:34We'll stop it.
00:59:37We'll teach me the best.
00:59:38We'll take you out of the cabin.
00:59:40What the fuck?
00:59:43Genie, let it fancy a slice, has left the building.
00:59:47She then l'acremmed herself.
00:59:48Ho-ho-ho-ho!
01:00:08Genie is gone, and sister?
01:00:11She is too busy whipping the thinnest ponytail of all time around on that stage.
01:00:16She's kinda turning it out.
01:00:34Sister, sister is doing great.
01:00:36You can see the firelight under her arse.
01:00:38That takes guts.
01:00:41Get high on my body.
01:00:43I left you sleep at night.
01:00:47Because you don't really love me.
01:00:50You just need me.
01:00:52I'm hanging on.
01:00:53Hey!
01:01:21I've made my decision.
01:01:34I was up against my sister, sister, and I couldn't.
01:01:37I just couldn't.
01:01:38I love her too much.
01:01:39Woo!
01:01:40Oh, me lippy.
01:01:41I'm ready to go home, Babs.
01:01:42I'm knackered.
01:01:44I would have regretted it if I tried to fight against something that I didn't want to fight
01:01:48against.
01:01:49I don't think I've tapped out of the competition.
01:01:51And I don't think it's disrespectful.
01:01:53I did it for me.
01:01:54Right then.
01:01:56Let's go home.