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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a former inmate who was arrested after being caught sneaking away from work duty and having sex in a porta potty. There's only one other guy we know who has done that.
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00:00Mmm. What are you doing?
00:01Oh, I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:10Oh, yes. Refined.
00:23And now to a man, only the second man I've heard of that has done this.
00:28Okay.
00:30Had sex in a porta potty.
00:32Oh, my God.
00:33You know another one?
00:35Can't imagine who it would be.
00:37Me either.
00:37Yeah.
00:38Most people look at porta potties as a last resort.
00:42And as this story says, imagine doing this in one.
00:47I can't imagine anyone who would ever consider that as a proper place to engage in sexual activity.
00:53Exactly.
00:54An inmate in Florida is facing new charges after he snuck away from a work assignment to bang someone inside
01:03a portable toilet.
01:05I'm an inmate, right?
01:07Like, that makes some sense.
01:09That makes a lot more sense.
01:11That's your, if that's your only option.
01:13Yeah, that makes sense.
01:15Think they got a similar look?
01:16No, no.
01:17I'm just checking.
01:19No, not enough.
01:20There was a time when I could have been an inmate.
01:25Yeah.
01:27I get it.
01:28On work duty or whatever.
01:30No, I get it.
01:30Yeah.
01:30You know, picking up that garbage is tough on the weekend.
01:33You know how it is.
01:33So here's what happened.
01:34Indian River County Jail.
01:36That's in Vero Beach, Florida.
01:37Okay.
01:37The sheriff's office had a big barbecue fundraiser the other day.
01:41Very nice.
01:42A bunch of low level inmates called trustees.
01:46They got a chance to work the event.
01:49Oh, I don't.
01:50They're low level.
01:51I don't trust their trustees.
01:53But one of them was 35 year old Dirty Sanchez.
01:57Oh, yes.
01:58Also known as Hartley Sanchez.
01:59He was serving food at this barbecue fundraiser until he snuck away to use the bathroom.
02:09Some.
02:09But like he met someone there.
02:11He made it happen that quick.
02:13Did he know the person already?
02:14Security cameras caught him on video talking to two women near the porta potties.
02:18Then one of the women went into a porta potty with him.
02:23And after checking if the coast was clear, he joined her.
02:28Jesus Christ.
02:29I mean, you can't find anybody in these guys in 1.5 seconds.
02:34He's got a hot Florida porta potty.
02:37Holy crap.
02:38Talked a woman into banging him.
02:39Jesus Christ.
02:40I guess I got to get skinny.
02:42So she's a former inmate, but he did not know her before this.
02:48Okay.
02:49Okay.
02:49He just met her there.
02:51But so she must've been a trustee as well, or no.
02:55She was working it too?
02:55Or maybe she was working it.
02:57Well, no, she's a former inmate.
02:58Right.
02:59So she's visiting.
03:00It's an odd place to visit.
03:02It sure is.
03:02When you're a former inmate.
03:04He was questioned about it and freely admitted that they went in there to have sex.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:10She's apparently not in any trouble, but he's in much bigger trouble than he was before.
03:16Well, yeah, because he's probably told like, you can't do anything.
03:19Like you're, we're letting you out.
03:22So you can't do anything crazy banging someone in the porta potty is he's been in jail awaiting
03:29theft trial rather for theft and drug possession.
03:32But now he's also facing charges for attempting to escape under Florida law.
03:37Even leaving a work assignment for a few minutes can qualify you as trying to escape.
03:45Damn.
03:46So for that, he's facing up to 15 years in prison for banging.
03:50And I do have a picture of the lady that we put up at Daveandchuckthefreak.com if you
03:56want to see.
03:59Is that worth 15 years?
04:01Oh God, when you think about it that way.
04:04Is that worth 15 years?
04:05Yeah, you need to tone it that way.
04:06Okay, hold on.
04:07How much time?
04:08I mean, not a day.
04:10I know.
04:11Not a day.
04:11Not a day for me.
04:13She looks like a homely man.
04:15A tiny little midget homely man.
04:17She looks like somebody.
04:18She looks like a guy that I know.
04:21I'm trying to figure out who-
04:24A guy that you know personally?
04:24Like a face that I know.
04:26She has-
04:26There's a face out there.
04:30I don't know.
04:31It's not good.
04:32Oh God, who are you?
04:35Who are you?
04:36Tiny homely lady.
04:37He was so desperate to have sex.
04:39That's what it was.
04:39I know you're desperate.
04:40I get that.
04:40I get you're desperate.
04:42I can't imagine being-
04:44How long was he in prison for?
04:47That they don't say.
04:48They don't say how long it was.
04:50He's still waiting.
04:50He's just waiting on trial.
04:51So not that long.
04:53That can't be right.
04:54She had to be dolled up or something.
04:56Something had to be going on there.
04:58Dolled up?
04:59How do you doll that up?
04:59I don't know what you put-
05:02We gotta see the rest of her.
05:03You don't know what she's packing?
05:06Packing?
05:07She looks like she's about three foot seven and manly.
05:14Nice ass is all it takes.
05:15That might be it.
05:16But I don't-
05:17I'm not sure.
05:20God.
05:21That is not worth 15 years in any way shape or form.
05:25Hmm.
05:25No way.
05:26No.
05:27It's not honestly-
05:28If she could suck a bumper off the back of a truck still it's not worth 15 years.
05:33This Elijah Wood looking lady?
05:34Elijah Wood!
05:35That's it!
05:36That's sort of it.
05:36Yes.
05:37That's sort of it.
05:37And that's where my brain went tiny Lord of the Rings.
05:40Yes.
05:40Hobbit.
05:41Hobbit.
05:42Hobbit.
05:42It is.
05:43I'm banging a hobbit in a porta potty in 15 years?
05:46Who are you?
05:46Yup.
05:47She's a hobbit.
05:49Yeah.
05:51I mean...
05:51Come on now.
05:52I just don't know.
05:53I mean I don't know.
05:55I mean I guess...
05:57Could I pull this lady?
06:00This is a question I have to ask myself.
06:02could i be at a cocktail party to the roof a cocktail party i'm at the i'm at this little
06:09whatever this little get together whatever it was it's a barbecue fundraiser i'm at a barbecue
06:16fundraiser i don't know what it was you're at a sheriff's office barely listening fundraiser
06:21barely paying attention lise i'm at a cocktail party she is there could i approach her and
06:30manage to if you talk her couldn't bang a tiny elijah wood looking lady i don't know if i could
06:36that's a nightmare i'm telling you you should be able to pull elijah wood i i will never i can't
06:43even get into the mindset of trying to bang elijah wood you never even try yeah no like no not
06:51even
06:52but there's two parts not only banger but in the port-a-potty right in the port-a-potty
06:59it's what it's worse than mordor yeah that's true he knows
07:08i'm telling you there's honestly elijah elijah woods is better looking i was like what is she
07:13what elijah woods is better looking than her of course but i was staring trying to figure it out
07:19and then that like hooligans movie it just popped right into your head yeah i'm telling you i was
07:25like who are you who are you it is it's a hobbit the gold ring gold earrings like the ring
07:31oh yeah
07:32so you're gonna bang a florida i'm not going to no i'm not i am not going to i promise
07:40you lord of
07:41the dong rings oh my god yeah it's not it's tough all i'm saying is like it is impressive on
07:48some level
07:49i guess to talk someone into banging right at the door of a port-a-potty yeah i mean that's
07:55it's shocking really yeah you know like i definitely don't have that kind of game there's
08:01there's no way i don't know what kind of stuff you say to a lady where she's just like i
08:04got my pants
08:05off already in here i do not know yeah it it's been like in the 80s there oh it's hot
08:12in there
08:13it was a sheriff's office barbecue bash or whatever you know it wasn't a great port-a-potty
08:19oh yeah police officers eating ribs oh my goodness chili chili cook-off chili cook-off
08:28tons of diarrhea people beating on the door trying to get in chuck if you couldn't pull her
08:34i don't think i reconsider stuff you know i'm already thinking about it now maybe i should just end it
08:42stuff ain't great come on man you could get that you could totally get that no way
08:47a hundred percent you think you'd approach her we all know who's the yeah where's the
08:52confident that loves himself no i just put your fur coat on man look at her style
08:58look at what she's after she's looking for a criminal that's not what i bring to the person that
09:03you may have or may have not fornicated with i don't think it was full on that but that's fine
09:11he's not i'm here what's up what did she look what what she looked like she didn't look like elijah
09:18wood i mean she was like a partner you know yeah someone that i like spend time with exactly a
09:26long
09:26time it wasn't just a random a long stranger hey yeah let's hop in here yeah but i don't have
09:32time
09:32i mean it's different it wasn't elijah wood okay good no that's good to know not as attractive as my
09:38wife right of course no one is right good call good call i'll i'll show you one day if you
09:46want to
09:47know yeah i don't but that person exists in the world somewhere so they know who they are they do
09:53oh yeah that's scary that's unfortunate they blew you next to the blue stop stop he's got a family
09:59and stuff i do he's got a family but i'll never forget the applause that's like what stands out
10:04when you came out of the cheering of like whoo post fellatio cheering yeah i mean there was a lot
10:11of mine's not any better than a sheriff's office barbecue place mine was a stadium right i mean it
10:18was full of like beer and hot dogs oh yeah terrible stuff it was not like a good
10:23no port a lot of clean border body you want to get in there early not late it's one of
10:29the biggest
10:29regrets of my life sharing with you the fact that i did it just sharing it all doing it's whatever
10:36you
10:36know we all have experiences choices yep i might have done some stuff you'll never know it's a story
10:42you just don't tell dave i don't know if i've ever had a bj i regretted
10:49i'd have to think about it a hundred percent i'd have to never tell you about it but
10:54one million percent yeah oh sure yeah the end of the day i treasure each and every one i know
11:00like little gifts no a couple couple things i could be like hmm that was just just shut your eyes
11:09yeah don't share it with dave whatever it is because i'll never forget it yeah you forget you
11:15forget a lot though i know i do but that is not that you just got to bring up something
11:19that dave
11:20doesn't want you to talk about and then he'll shut up about it yeah like i would generally if it
11:25was
11:25happening i'd be like well what is it like when amber does that to you no oh well that's too
11:30it wasn't going i don't talk about his current lady yeah not no not anymore no no no performing
11:35on him there was a time i did not talk about her blowing you what are you talking about he
11:41remembers
11:42hammock sacks you told us all the mosquito bites on my ass yeah camping trips yep all that you share
11:50everything jason i know i just want to be a part of the team you are a part of the
11:56team
11:57yeah so the next time i visit a port-a-pot jason i'm part of the team and no one
12:02knows anything
12:03about me no that's true yeah he likes clocks and crocs that's all we know about him and mash
12:09we found out after he was married yeah that's true that's how private and secretive he is
12:16we didn't even find out i knew he was getting married i knew that he got a blackstone grill faster
12:21than i found out he got married i knew more about that he shared more about that yeah yeah
12:26i said something about on the air one time about getting married and i slid it in and lisa was
12:31the
12:31only one who caught it and she shows up at the door and she's like did you say you're getting
12:35married
12:36of course lisa would pick up on it yeah no one else no but you say you got blown in
12:41a port-a-potty
12:41that's something yeah i mean no way never no way if you want to see this guy's a mug shot
12:46and as well
12:47as the elijah wood looking lady that he did fornicate with yes you can check them out at
12:52daveandcheckthefreak.com we put a link to the story there he's obviously i'm sure he's in shape he's not
12:59the best looking guy in the world they're like not exactly a perfect match but well you're gonna have
13:06to lower your standards to find a lady yes to go into a hot florida porta potty yes i know
13:12at a
13:12police barbecue yes i know that i do know that okay you don't have to lower your standards that much
13:20he had to lower
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