00:00Mmm. What are you doing?
00:01Oh, I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:10Oh, yes. Refined.
00:20Dave and Chuck the Freak with you on this 24th day of March.
00:24It's a Tuesday.
00:25Thanks for being with us as I sit in here with a devil on one shoulder and an angel on
00:30the other.
00:31I'll let you figure out who's who.
00:34You do the math.
00:36I was talking about yesterday I fell into this, like, depression of doom scrolling.
00:42You know? Just like, when are things going to turn around?
00:47When are things going to get better?
00:50Every year I'm like, this is the year! 2026!
00:522026! Drop all of the weapons.
00:54Everything's going to get better!
00:56Drop the bombs.
00:57Gas presses.
00:59Airborne attacks.
00:59Gas presses.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Death, destruction.
01:03Doom scrolling.
01:03Lisa had different advice.
01:05Lisa's like, Dave, oh my god.
01:07Turn it off, put on the music and dance.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Turn it off, put on the music and dance?
01:13That's what she said.
01:14That's Lisa's...
01:15Lisa's advice was, Dave, Dave, Dave.
01:17Oh my god, Dave.
01:18Listen, you're doing this wrong.
01:20You just gotta stop.
01:22You just gotta stop doom scrolling, put on some music, and just start dancing.
01:28That's the greatest advice I think I've heard in a long time.
01:30I thought it was pretty good.
01:31Amazing.
01:32Chuck's like, keep doom scrolling.
01:33Doom scroll.
01:34Scroll it up.
01:35I'm like, no, you can't get enough.
01:37Lisa's like, no.
01:39Hit some tunes and dance.
01:42Just go.
01:43Just dance it up.
01:45Yep.
01:45There you go.
01:47Whatever music you want to listen to.
01:49It doesn't have to be disco.
01:51No.
01:52It can be...
01:52I like, that's where his brain went.
01:54Well, I believe I...
01:55Yeah.
01:56I was like, yeah, put the disco on.
01:58Put the disco on and go, Dave.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Anything you want.
02:01Just put the music up loud.
02:03Take yourself away from the world.
02:05You have to put your device away.
02:08You do.
02:08You have to get out of that mindset.
02:09You really do.
02:10Because I was in, like, the worst mind space yesterday.
02:13See, I stay away from that stuff.
02:15Like, I use my device, but I'm not looking at all the...
02:18I'm looking for stuff for us to talk about.
02:20And this is all in there, right?
02:22That's the problem.
02:23I can't avoid it.
02:23You did send me something last night, and I was going to text you and be like, stop, man.
02:27Just wait.
02:27It was a bad...
02:28Did you find more on it?
02:30No, I didn't find any more on it.
02:31Oh, well, then suck it.
02:32What?
02:33I don't know.
02:34I wanted a story.
02:35I wanted something to talk about.
02:36I didn't find it.
02:37I told you I didn't find anything.
02:38But my point is, like, it was, like, 7 o'clock at night.
02:41Just going to be like, stop, man.
02:43Oh, I'm still looking.
02:44Just dance.
02:44We got a lot of time to dance.
02:46Just dance.
02:46You should have been dancing.
02:48That's the way to do it, right?
02:50That's what I do.
02:51Just dance.
02:52You have to.
02:52It is really hard to find someone to dance with.
02:58You don't need nobody.
02:58I know I've got a partner that would.
03:00Amber, if I just said, Amber, just dance with me.
03:02You don't even need anyone.
03:04No, you don't.
03:04I can just dance myself.
03:05My kids would think I was nuts, but whatever.
03:07I'd hate to be walked in upon in full dance.
03:11They would think you lost your mind.
03:14They're already really highly concerned.
03:16If I had a room just dancing by myself with the door closed.
03:19You can't have anyone around.
03:21My kids would think I was.
03:22Just dance.
03:23I mean, you can.
03:24You can have.
03:24I mean, like you said, Amber would dance with you.
03:26She totally would dance with me.
03:27I know that.
03:28I could turn on music and say, get over here.
03:31It is nice.
03:31That's the first thing I did.
03:33I was stuck in a room for whatever weeks with a broken leg.
03:38Couldn't walk.
03:39I was like, first thing I'm going to do.
03:40One of the first things.
03:41When I can drive, get in that car.
03:43I'm going to turn up that music loud.
03:46And I'm going to drive.
03:47Yep.
03:48Good call.
03:48Good call.
03:49Don't take it for granted.
03:50Take myself away.
03:50Just dance.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Would she dance with me?
03:53I don't know if she'd dance with me.
03:55You've got to have a partner that would absolutely dance with you if you asked them to.
03:59And also, that's a good relationship.
04:00In the midst of all the chaos, if I just like.
04:01Hey, can I say this?
04:02That's a great relationship test today.
04:05Guys, turn up the music and ask your lady to dance.
04:07Well, how many guys are willing to dance, though?
04:11But you're doing it.
04:12You're instigating.
04:12So you're the one.
04:13You have to do it.
04:14I think most ladies would be like, yeah.
04:17I hope.
04:17She's got dancing shoes.
04:19She's got these gold, like, ranger dancing shoes.
04:23What?
04:23So if we go to a concert or something, she busts out her dancing shoes?
04:26Yes.
04:27I should have them out today.
04:29I'm doing this test.
04:30All right.
04:31Dance with me.
04:31Tomorrow, will Jason's wife dance with him?
04:34What if you dance in that?
04:36I hope so.
04:36Get your hands off me.
04:37I hope so.
04:38We've got stuff to do.
04:38What if you dance in it?
04:40Should we wait till the weekend?
04:41Leads to stuff.
04:42Oh.
04:43Well, you know?
04:45Right.
04:45That spontaneity leads to, like.
04:47Royalty-free music is terrible to dance to.
04:49I know.
04:49It is.
04:50It is bad.
04:51Oh, God.
04:51I mean, also with the driving, I did want to dance.
04:54So that was part of my driving and dancing.
04:56I don't mind doing a little just, like, sitting on my butt dancing, where I just allow my
05:00upper body to do some dancing.
05:02You know?
05:03And I mean, I get some in.
05:05Like, you can just.
05:05I started dancing when I had the broken leg.
05:08Oh, yeah?
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:09See?
05:09Just on one leg.
05:10I was like, F it.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:13I mean, I had assistance, but you gotta move.
05:16You do.
05:16I can still move.
05:17Yeah.
05:19I get it.
05:19No, it is.
05:20It is important.
05:21I do think, you know, because I would say there's a time when my public dancing ended.
05:29If I get drunk enough, I may public dance.
05:31I mean, I can't.
05:33Nothing.
05:33Never say never.
05:34Never say never, I guess.
05:35I'd have to be in the right.
05:36I don't know what the situation would have to be.
05:38This isn't about anybody else.
05:39This is not about you.
05:40It's about you.
05:40It's about picking the music that you like.
05:43Yes.
05:43And just going with it.
05:43And just not caring.
05:45Yep.
05:45It's the right music.
05:46Just listening to it.
05:48Copyright funk will get me moving.
05:50Yeah.
05:50I can't help it.
05:51Royalty free funk.
05:52We need copyright free funk.
05:54No copyright on your funk.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Copyright free funk.
06:01Someone said Lisa was doing the stanky leg when she was broken up.
06:04Yeah.
06:05She kind of was.
06:05She was figuring out one-legged dances.
06:07I had to put myself in a good mood.
06:09Oh, man.
06:10You have to.
06:10I bet.
06:11I bet.
06:11Because now I know how you got through it.
06:13Show what I could do with my body without that leg.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Like you had to believe in yourself.
06:19Yeah.
06:19You're like, am I still, can I still boogie?
06:23Because last night, honestly, I was like sitting in the corner and it was, this was the kind
06:28of music that was.
06:30Yeah.
06:30No, no, no.
06:31The street of Hormuz is closed and there is no oil.
06:38I don't.
06:39Cuba's electricity is gone.
06:44Hawaii is flooded and all their homes are washed away.
06:56You've got 48 hours before we start bumming all of your power plants.
07:04Psych.
07:05I'm just kidding.
07:06You've got five days now.
07:09Everything's going to be terrible.
07:12Everything's going to be awful.
07:14AI's going to kill us all.
07:21People you know are dying.
07:23Oh, my God.
07:24Everyone else is crying and the news is really bad.
07:31I hope you don't want to fly away.
07:35Because you'll be waiting 25 hours just to get through the TSA line.
07:44And if you're lucky enough to land, a firetruck will drive in front of your plane and you'll
07:52crash and the pilots will be dead.
07:55Oh, my God.
08:08It's my night.
08:09I got an idea.
08:11I'll send Jason something at 7 p.m.
08:14and ask him if he can do some light research on it.
08:20He won't.
08:23He didn't even look at it.
08:26He wanted me to relax and just continue to doom scroll on.
08:35Yeah, I mean, it's...
08:38If 3482 doesn't make that song, it's so perfect, it sounds just like it.
08:43It's really bad.
08:44It's bad out there, guys.
08:46Oh, my God.
08:47It's Chuck Fultz 5.
08:50That was incredible.
08:52Yeah.
08:54It's life right now.
08:55That was my night.
08:56He just summed up my night.
08:57If you could put my night to words, that was it.
09:01Yeah.
09:01That's why I was so upset.
09:03Very depressing.
09:04Yeah.
09:05There's a lot going on, you know?
09:07There's a lot going on.
09:08Just dance.
09:09Just dance.
09:09Just dance.
09:10Just dance.
09:11Don't doom scroll.
09:12Just dance.
09:12Yeah.
09:13The advice of the day.
09:14Don't look up copyright-free music called Regret.
09:18Yeah.
09:21That is bad.
09:23Copyright-free.
09:24Yeah, that is bad.
09:25Regret.
09:26Regret.
09:28Oh, don't doom scroll.
09:29They say another thing you could do is nature bathe.
09:32It's where you shut off all your devices and just sit in a natural setting and absorb
09:36the glorious sights, sounds, and smells.
09:39That's another.
09:40That's perfect.
09:40Like, I got out of my car today, looked up, and you could see the few stars that you're
09:45able to see here.
09:47And like a satellite was like flying over, and I was like, yeah, it's just a satellite.
09:52It's going to be okay.
09:53Today's going to be okay.
09:54You know?
09:55Take it in.
09:56When Chuck's positive.
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:58More than I.
09:59Take it in.
10:00Yike.
10:01I doom scroll nonstop.
10:02It has no real effect on me.
10:05Are you sure?
10:07Yeah.
10:07I mean, you seem to absorb a lot of it there.
10:11It was right there.
10:12I don't know.
10:12Oh, yeah.
10:13No, I know it all.
10:14I mean, I know it all.
10:16Maybe you think it's not affecting you.
10:18I think it's affecting you.
10:19I don't know.
10:20Just a heads up.
10:21All right.
10:21Put your devices away.
10:22Don't doom scroll.
10:23Let's have fun.
10:24Yeah.
10:24All right.
10:24Let's have fun, shall we?
10:26Sure.
10:27I don't know.
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