00:00I was so happy it was the weekend.
00:01I wanted to sing.
00:03Naturally, I treated myself, picked up a few things.
00:06The cashier was scanning.
00:08I'm bagging my stuff.
00:10What I'm about to tell you, no joke, no bluff.
00:13The woman behind me kept creeping towards me.
00:18What is she doing?
00:19It really floored me.
00:21Right up at the register, that's how close.
00:25If I moved an inch, we'd be touching elbows.
00:28You wait at the back, at the bell, until it's your turn.
00:34What about six feet apart?
00:36Do I have to get stern?
00:38Get out of my bubble, or I'm going to lose it.
00:41You're turning my target run into a nuisance.
00:44Yes.
00:45Why do you need to be right here, right in my face?
00:49Did we never once hear about personal space?
00:52And if you can't help it, here's what you can do.
00:56You can bag all my items and pay for them, too.
01:00Amen!
01:00Yeah!
01:02Yeah!
01:02Yeah!
01:03Yeah!
01:04Yeah!
01:04You
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