- 6 weeks ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two perverts who have been arrested for placing cameras inside toilets. Then, we hear from a guy who was in the military and knows someone who sat on a turd mountain.
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00:00What are you up to now, Chuck?
00:01Well, the new 5-hour energy holiday flavors have got me in the spirit, so I'm decorating the studio!
00:08Oh, I see. So, Thanksgiving, cranberry lime, Christmas is the gingerbread snap, but what about Halloween?
00:13POPKIN'S MICE!
00:21Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day!
00:28We're off to Iowa.
00:30Oh, God, no. Iowa.
00:34An Iowa man, accused of hiding cameras in portable toilets.
00:41Is there a worse spot than a...
00:44Portable toilet camera?
00:46In Iowa?
00:47An Iowa portable...
00:48Iowa portable toilet cam.
00:51Yeah, that's pretty bad.
00:53Corn-fed men.
00:55Corn-fed ladies.
00:57He's facing numerous charges now.
01:01I bet.
01:02According to Marshall County authorities, charges have been filed against this guy.
01:0822-year-old Tyler Pavlik, after a camera was found in a port-a-potty.
01:19They found several during different events, including at the Harvest and Handmade event.
01:25To me, that's all old broads.
01:27Yes.
01:28The Harvest and Handmade event?
01:29Yeah.
01:30It is.
01:31Nothing but Old Vag.
01:35Fur.
01:36You're basically seeing fur.
01:40Oh, that's terrible stuff.
01:42That's terrible.
01:43This guy's into some stuff.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45It's awful.
01:47Or, you imagine you don't even know the event that you just snuck into, and you're like,
01:51oh, there's an event being set up.
01:53I'm gonna set these port-a-potties up with cameras, and then they put the signs up.
01:58And you're like, oh, my God.
02:01The Harvest and Handmade Fest.
02:03Maybe not as old as we think.
02:05Come on.
02:06Emerging artists, vendors, fall festivities, pumpkin patch, food trucks, beer garden, and
02:11more.
02:12Yeah, that's younger people.
02:13No, we don't like that.
02:14I thought it was just like old broads making it.
02:17It has the sound of it.
02:19Yes.
02:20Because to me, the homemade, that's like older ladies making crafts at home.
02:26Right.
02:27Like the fall craft that Al has up in his office right now.
02:31Exactly.
02:32He has a fall craft.
02:33He has a fall craft.
02:34I think he made it himself.
02:35Yeah.
02:36It's beautiful.
02:37Yeah.
02:38It's a cornucopia.
02:39Yeah.
02:40You have a cornucopia in your office?
02:41It's sort of like that.
02:42It's kind of like that.
02:43It's the same idea.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Fall has hit Al's office.
02:46I missed it.
02:47I didn't know you got into like the...
02:48Decorating the office for fall?
02:50It was brought in for a specific reason.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Oh.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I mean, I don't want to throw him too under the bus, but it was a prop.
02:57I saw that yesterday.
02:58Never mind.
02:59It was a prop.
03:00I saw it before it was a prop and thought, wow.
03:04Oh, wow.
03:05Al's really into fall.
03:06Yes.
03:07I mean, I do love the fall.
03:08It is my favorite.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Right.
03:11I'm not taking it home.
03:12I'm going to leave it there.
03:13Okay.
03:14You know what I thought we were thinking of here at this Harvest and Handmade?
03:17Yeah.
03:18Like old ladies making cornucopias.
03:19Yes.
03:20Like old ladies Etsy shops come to life.
03:22Yes.
03:23But it seems like it's a bit more than that.
03:24Anyway, he placed the camera under the toilet seat and secretly recorded dozens of people
03:31in all, almost a hundred.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Um, they actually show you the view of the cam.
03:41Oh, no.
03:42There.
03:43Oh, he's got it all, dude.
03:45That is so gross.
03:46He's got it all.
03:47Disgusting.
03:48Okay, Jason.
03:50Well, you're seeing everybody's butthole.
03:53Yeah.
03:54He wants to see it.
03:55He wants to watch it come out.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:58He definitely saw it come out.
04:00Of course.
04:01He saw the fudge factory in action.
04:03Well, cause like a lot of people would hover too, you know?
04:05No one sits on those.
04:06No.
04:07So.
04:08It's always the hover move.
04:09The hover.
04:10So you're definitely going to be up.
04:12There's going to be enough light to see everything happen.
04:14See all your parts.
04:15How they work.
04:17That's nasty.
04:18Yeah.
04:19This guy's nasty.
04:20So nasty.
04:21You see him and you just know what he's doing with that.
04:24Yeah.
04:25From a cinematography standpoint, it's not a bad angle.
04:28No, listen, court.
04:29You're onto something because it's impossible to get this kind of shot to me in a normal
04:35toilet.
04:36The only way you get this shot is you go port-a-potty.
04:40You have more room to sort of get back in there.
04:44You're backing up court here.
04:46He's got he's kind of right.
04:48When have you seen a shot this crystal?
04:50Well, I've never seen a toilet shot before.
04:52I can't tell you.
04:53There's no people knowing.
04:55You've seen it.
04:56Shame on him.
04:57Bad, but from cinematography strictly, pretty good.
05:01I like the background.
05:04Background's very calm.
05:05There's good contrast.
05:06So in your opinion, if he caught some hot turds, that would be very exciting.
05:13In my opinion?
05:14No, like if he, like your thought of him, not you.
05:18Yes.
05:19Or pee, whatever he's into.
05:20Yeah.
05:21He wants to see them excreting.
05:22Yeah.
05:23That's that.
05:24That's a word, huh?
05:25That's what he wants.
05:26I know.
05:27Oh, yeah.
05:28Like he wants to see them pulling down and like sitting.
05:30He wants that whole.
05:31The whole excretion process.
05:32Yeah.
05:33But he's got a ton of schlong on there too.
05:35He doesn't care.
05:36It's about the release, you know?
05:40It'd be my guess.
05:41He might be.
05:42That's might be what he's after.
05:44He could be.
05:46So he faces 96 charges.
05:4990 now.
05:51Charges.
05:53So that must mean that he had, because what they say, he had a hundred and something videos,
05:57which means some people went to the bathroom twice.
05:59A couple of times.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Now I got to check portable.
06:02Like I never thought to check.
06:03I would never look.
06:04You don't want to look.
06:05Who would even look?
06:06I never look in the blue.
06:07You try not to look.
06:08I don't look in the blue.
06:09No.
06:10I love the ones as a guy, sorry ladies, that have the urine aloft to the side.
06:13That's the only ones I use.
06:14Those are the best.
06:15Honestly.
06:16I don't have to go anywhere near the blue.
06:17No.
06:18I'm not pooping in.
06:19Turd Mountain.
06:20And listen, trust me.
06:21Those are the worst ones.
06:22Those festival ones, because the hundreds and hundreds of people are there.
06:26Yes.
06:27Those are the ones that turn into Turd Mountains.
06:29Disgusting.
06:30Because so many people.
06:31There's a festival here every year.
06:33Yep.
06:34And I've been dragged to it many times.
06:35Yeah.
06:36And that was one of the worst I've ever used.
06:37Free.
06:38Like it was breaching the seat.
06:40My God.
06:41I'm at the point in life I don't go to festivals or encounter this.
06:45So that whole scene.
06:48Where I would encounter them is baseball.
06:50Baseball.
06:51Yeah.
06:52And to me, if I had to pee, that would be the place I might go.
06:57Is this him installing it?
06:58Yes, I believe that is what they're showing you.
07:00Because they're not showing a random dude.
07:01No, no.
07:02That's him.
07:03That's him.
07:04That's him.
07:05Ugh.
07:06Honestly, I never thought they would get an angle so...
07:11You're right.
07:12It is a better...
07:13It's a vulnerable angle for anyone who's going to the bathroom.
07:16I'll just say that.
07:17Like, normally I think you can't really see anything.
07:20They wouldn't be able to see it.
07:22This one, I think this guy saw it all, dude.
07:25I think he sees it all.
07:27Yeah.
07:28It's great lighting.
07:29Yeah.
07:30He saw it of everything, you know?
07:32The squat is going to reveal all.
07:34Yeah.
07:35So many genitals.
07:3790, actually.
07:38Old Lady Muff.
07:39Old Lady Muff.
07:40What did he say?
07:41I said Old Lady Muff.
07:43I think he said Tarantino.
07:44Oh.
07:45I thought he said Latino.
07:47I'm like, what?
07:48I thought he said Latino too.
07:49What's he talking about?
07:50No.
07:51Yep.
07:52So that's one pervert.
07:54Another pervert.
07:55He's into the same thing, though, as this guy.
07:57Yeah.
07:58And he's a former doctor from Louisiana.
08:00He hid cameras in hospital bathrooms.
08:05And he has been now sentenced to seven years in prison.
08:10Was...
08:11Okay.
08:12So is he a former doctor because of this?
08:15Or...
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:18Andrew Matthews pleaded guilty to six counts of video voyeurism.
08:21As part of his sentence, he'll have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.
08:25He was originally arrested two years ago after another hospital employee found a recording
08:30device in the staff bathroom.
08:32At that time, he was a second year resident.
08:35Okay.
08:36He did go on to become a doctor for a short period of time.
08:39He doesn't look like a doctor.
08:40No, he doesn't.
08:41No, I don't know.
08:42He has a real...
08:43Just more of a perv look to him.
08:44I wouldn't trust him if I walked in and he came into the room like, how's it...
08:47So how's it going today?
08:49I like my doctors to kind of be living a healthy lifestyle.
08:53Yeah, he doesn't look like he's living a healthy lifestyle.
08:56He's living a chubby, perverted lifestyle.
08:57Yeah, he is.
08:58So I can't like when he's like, hey man, you should probably get out there and...
09:02Like he's living your lifestyle.
09:03Right.
09:04But I wouldn't want you as a doctor.
09:05No, you wouldn't.
09:06Dear God almighty.
09:07Dr. Chuck walks into the room.
09:09Well, it's tough for me to be like, hey, come on, bud.
09:13Get out there.
09:14Go for some walks.
09:15Right.
09:16You know, when I look like this.
09:19What kind of doctor was he?
09:20They didn't say.
09:21Didn't say.
09:22No.
09:23He was rearrested three weeks later after investigators downloaded footage from the device and then
09:28identified multiple victims recorded over the course of a year.
09:32Damn it.
09:33Some of them, man, they last for a really long time.
09:36They've got this whole thing set up.
09:39They think they're getting away with it.
09:41Dave is in St. Clair Shores.
09:43Hi, Dave.
09:44Hey, how you doing?
09:45Good.
09:46What's your comment?
09:47Hey, I saw you guys were talking about Turd Mountains and the Port of Johns there.
09:51And it made me think of a story from back when I was in Afghanistan.
09:54The Marines back like 2010.
09:55Oh, no.
09:56Yeah, it was pretty bad.
09:58So we had these.
09:59We had Port of Johns set up in our workspace, you know, that we would use.
10:04And they'd come and they'd suck them out every few weeks or something like that.
10:07But this one particular time, it kind of taken a while for them to come suck them out.
10:12So anyway, a working night crew.
10:14I was out there.
10:15I had my headlamp on.
10:16I went out to use one of the Port of Johns.
10:18I opened the door and I see that there's a Turd Mountain sitting in this thing, probably three, four inches up above even the toilet seat.
10:26So obviously, OK, not using that one.
10:29So I go to the one next to it and I sit down.
10:31There's a couple of inches in there still for room.
10:33So sit down.
10:34I'm doing my thing.
10:35I think I had an iPod shuffle at the time.
10:37I was like screwing around with it.
10:38And I hear somebody come walking up through the gravel and they go into the one next to me, the one that I just looked in.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Oh, no.
10:46They must not have had a flashlight or must not have had.
10:48No, no.
10:50If I have another man's turd up my ass, that is the worst day of my life.
10:55I just hear this big crash.
10:57And then this guy scream and he jumps out of the thing.
11:00So I finished my business.
11:01I get out and I turn and I open the door and look.
11:04And there's two perfect little semicircle like ass cheek prints down into the turd mountain.
11:10No, no.
11:11He sat upon the mountain.
11:13He sat on turd mountain.
11:15Well, it had to have been a frozen turd mountain, too, because it was like the middle of January.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:21I don't know how it gets any worse, but it was pretty bad.
11:24To be honest, if I had to sit on a turd mountain, I want it to be frozen.
11:28Although that frozen turd could penetrate you.
11:30Yes, it could penetrate me.
11:31Ice cream turd mountain.
11:33Jesus.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35That's terrible.
11:36All right, Dave.
11:37Thanks for your service.
11:38Thank you for your service.
11:39Yeah.
11:40How do they suck out the frozen turd mountain?
11:45A big sucking machine.
11:46I know.
11:47I got to heat it up first.
11:49Let me have a rule to not have the word turd and ice cream in the same sentence.
11:53Oh, not bad.
11:54That's where you draw the line.
11:55Yeah.
11:56All the crap you talk about.
11:58I would never sell the ice cream.
11:59Listen, I know.
12:00But unfortunately, turds every once in a while look like ice cream.
12:04So I can't I can't sign off on that.
12:08I'm sorry.
12:09OK, that's OK.
12:10I just hope no one listening ever sits on a turd mountain.
12:14Someone did.
12:15Turd mountain better than turd glacier.
12:17I would think about giving someone some kind of metal.
12:22Like a Marine.
12:23It's a special.
12:24Yes.
12:25Like if you sat on a turd mountain.
12:27Metal.
12:28But while you were serving your country.
12:30Yep.
12:31That it's like not quite a purple heart, but it's something.
12:34Brown heart.
12:35Brown heart.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Like something.
12:38You know, I don't know what it would be, but they deserve something.
12:40That guy will never be the same.
12:42Someone said working on a job site.
12:43I watched a guy to come clean out the port of John's suck them out.
12:48Handling the hose bare handed with one hand and eating a sandwich.
12:52Those guys don't care anymore, man.
12:54The other.
12:55Disgusting.
12:56That stuff doesn't bother them anymore.
12:57That's just they just dealt with it for so long.
12:59It gets on them.
13:00You can do that.
13:01It's separate though.
13:02Oh, eat.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Yeah.
13:05There's no reason for that.
13:06I get it.
13:07Another Marine said I've seen the exact same thing.
13:10I've witnessed turd mountain in a port of body too.
13:12So it's just, let's take better care of our troops.
13:16Let's clean out those.
13:17I mean, maybe it's hard to get to them.
13:18I was going to say, sometimes maybe stuff was, you know.
13:21I get that part of it.
13:22Like a, wasn't quite a green zone or something.
13:25There's no movie about that.
13:26No, there isn't.
13:27There isn't.
13:28Turd mountain.
13:29Someone said, I believe if you sit on a turd mountain as a service member,
13:32you should be honorably discharged.
13:34They just get, they just say, there you go.
13:37Here's your GI bill.
13:38You've done all you can.
13:39Your education's all paid for.
13:41You know?
13:42Absolutely.
13:43You sat on a turd mountain that day.
13:45That never should have happened to you, sir.
13:46No.
13:48No.
13:49No.
13:50No.
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