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00:00Tonight on My Fair Brady.
00:02While on The Surreal Life, I had the good fortune of meeting Adrienne Curry.
00:06And we're now living in a committed relationship.
00:08Yeah, yeah, dirty, dirty girl.
00:10Our sex life is never boring.
00:13It's been bad, I'm gonna really let them know.
00:16We're gonna have fun.
00:17To make our relationship work, Adrienne needs to grow and mature.
00:21Girl.
00:24I want somebody who's able to take care of her own affairs.
00:27I don't even have that many gums.
00:29I'm not wearing ho-go-go pants.
00:33I got my period coming unbloated.
00:34So, I think she should move out.
00:36You know, you're getting yourself into...
00:38Just quit bitching about it.
00:39I think he just can't make up his mind.
00:41But, it's like my clock's ticking.
00:44I want to start a family.
00:45Okay, or get off the pot.
00:47I want to kiss Chris too, please.
00:49I saw Chris shove his tongue down one of my best friend's throats.
00:53Uh-uh.
00:54Oh God.
00:55I feel like emotionally broken down from the hell.
00:58I know, but let's keep reliving it.
01:00Just keep digging at it, digging at it, digging at it.
01:02It was just last night!
01:03Oh, we're having lunch tomorrow with Florence.
01:07What?
01:09Florence is coming over to judge me.
01:11This is a behavior that you want to lose as quickly as you can and as passive aggressive.
01:16I definitely felt a little bit gained up on.
01:19If she stays here, you're doomed.
01:21Adrian is going to have to move out.
01:23If, you know, I move out, our relationship will just slowly fall apart.
01:27I'm not stupid.
01:33His TV family, you all know.
01:36She won some reality show.
01:38Now how far will their love go?
01:40My fair Brady.
01:42Even though she talks some trash, she has got a model's ass.
01:46While they both have nasty gats.
01:49My fair Brady.
01:51Did you know she's half his age?
01:53Before he knows it, things have changed.
01:55Now she wants to get engaged.
01:57My fair Brady.
02:17My name is Christopher Knight.
02:19Most of the audience will recognize me as a former member of the Brady Bunch.
02:28Being a Brady is a very tough thing to live up to because you can't possibly be that, that perfect.
02:35For the last 19 years I've been working in the high tech industry as an entrepreneur.
02:39Got burned out and decided recently to re-enter the entertainment industry.
02:44Most recently I was in the Surreal Life.
02:54While on the Surreal Life I had the good fortune of meeting Adrienne Curry.
02:57And my life has been changed completely ever since.
03:02Hi, my name is Adrienne Curry and you may remember me from the Surreal Life 4 and America's Next Top
03:07Model Season 1.
03:08And I won it.
03:17I'm from Joliet, Illinois.
03:19It's lovingly known as prison town.
03:22And my life growing up was full of trials.
03:25I got addicted to drugs.
03:27Dropped out of high school.
03:29Cleaned myself up about now four years ago.
03:32And things have only gone uphill since.
03:37I'm cold.
03:39I met Chris on This Real Life and I was just infatuated with the man.
03:45I think he's the most beautiful man I've ever met.
03:47I want Chris.
03:49She had her sights set on me.
03:51But I thought the age differential between the two of us, which is 25 years, was immense.
03:55And though I tried to withstand her advances.
03:57Yay!
03:58We're leaving this house and I get to you!
04:01She's so vociferous.
04:02Resistance was futile.
04:04I'm in love with a Brady.
04:08A new reality.
04:16We're now living in a committed relationship.
04:18And Adrian is living with me in my home.
04:20And to be honest, I've never felt happier or more alive.
04:24And more chaotic.
04:39Check it out.
04:40In my dream where I got burned alive, it was your two ex-wives that did it.
04:44I'm not kidding.
04:45I don't know what they look like, but they burned me alive.
04:48Oh yeah, he wouldn't help me.
04:50That's what sucked.
04:51I was like, I thought you hated these bitches.
04:53You want me?
04:54You gotta fight my exes.
04:56You gotta fight people for me.
04:58I've never been so attracted to somebody and I deeply love him.
05:02I just love you so much.
05:05I love you too.
05:09You're just crazy.
05:10It's crazy.
05:11I've never had a relationship like this.
05:14I didn't know I love you more than anything.
05:21Are you ever going to remove those eyelashes?
05:23Because every time I want to buy that table, I think the child will.
05:27It's been a little challenging living with them.
05:29They've been there for like a month.
05:30I think they complement the table well.
05:33Chris will never ever lighten up about how everything needs to be in place and order
05:37and perfect and dust free and anal.
05:45Every fork set has two sizes.
05:47One's a salad fork and one's a thinner fork.
05:49It's hard, you know.
05:50I'm more of a free spirit.
05:54He's more formulated and tied down.
05:57This is all a product of living with you.
05:59Adrienne is pretty much a wild child.
06:01She can be described as anything but tidy.
06:04I threw your bathroom in the wash.
06:06Man, that thing's absolutely filthy.
06:08We're complete opposites.
06:09But it works.
06:25And do you have a birthday card?
06:26Here, look through these.
06:27See if there's anything here that's...
06:28Okay.
06:28Today is Jane Whedland's birthday party.
06:31Jane Whedland is my beloved friend.
06:35Let's be friends.
06:36Let's be friends.
06:37Let's be friends.
06:38Let's be friends.
06:38From Skrill Life.
06:39Let's be friends.
06:50Hey.
06:55Hey.
06:56Hey, buddy.
06:56Whoo!
06:58If I didn't hook up with this bastard on the show, I would have went home with you, Jane Whedland.
07:03I'm in second place!
07:06What is it? It smells like ass!
07:08It smells like ass!
07:09I dropped ass!
07:10If she burps, I fart.
07:12If she doesn't smell, I do!
07:13Curse!
07:15All's good!
07:16The party was just a lot of fun.
07:18Make a wish!
07:19Okay, what's my wish?
07:21Do you want to eat your piece of cake off my boobs?
07:23No!
07:26What do you think?
07:27And then things started getting weird.
07:30Cut off my boobs and eat it!
07:31And it seemed like a good idea, natural idea,
07:34for her to eat her cake off of Adrian's .
07:36Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
07:38Look at those .
07:40These are the .
07:41America's mixed dog model.
07:45That's really good!
07:52God, that poo is good!
07:54Yeah!
07:55I guess that's how you party when you're a go-go.
07:58It won't end until there's vomit
08:01and tears and, you know, relationships falling apart
08:05and people hooking up.
08:07You know, like .
08:14I gave Jane, like, a pack,
08:16and I told her happy birthday.
08:17I gave her a pack.
08:18Happy birthday.
08:21I want to kiss Chris, too, please!
08:26And then Jane informs me,
08:29I'd rather kiss your boyfriend.
08:30Okay.
08:32Oh, my God, it's tongue!
08:35Uh-uh.
08:37Uh-uh.
08:38Oh, God.
08:40Coming up...
08:41Did I kiss Jane?
08:42Not really.
08:43And I look over and you're all like...
08:44I have no interest in anyone else.
08:47I got my hands full with Adrian.
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh, we're having lunch tomorrow with Florence.
08:52I have to meet Florence,
08:54a.k.a. Mrs. Brady.
08:55I'm nervous.
09:04Today is Jane Whelan's birthday party.
09:07Come to Jane!
09:08Jane Whelan is my beloved friend,
09:13from this village.
09:14I'm being all like...
09:15What is she?
09:16What is she?
09:17What is she?
09:20I want to kiss Chris, too, please.
09:23Come on.
09:23Okay.
09:25Oh, my God, it's tongue.
09:27It's not tongue.
09:29It's totally not tongue, dude.
09:31Totally.
09:32You guys are liars.
09:34It is not tongue.
09:35I just totally saw mouths open.
09:37I'm like, yeah.
09:37You are such a...
09:38No.
09:39I would still admit if it was tongue.
09:41Was it tongue?
09:42You're so minty fresh, though.
09:44No, you are.
09:44So at this point, I'm like,
09:46you know what?
09:46It's time to go.
09:48Let's say goodbye to Jane,
09:49and then let's go.
09:50I love you, Jane.
09:51Is that what you want?
09:53Um, it's just been a really stressful day,
09:55and I just want to go home.
09:57Okay, bye, everybody.
10:02You and Jane were totally frenching.
10:04You guys are both liars.
10:05Did I kiss Jane?
10:06Yes.
10:08As a reaction to the festive mood,
10:11I innocently thought this was all just a joke.
10:17If her mouth is open, and your mouth is open,
10:20and you're trying to give her tongue,
10:21what is in between that's going to stop your tongue?
10:40Frankly, I didn't think that Adrian would take it so personally.
10:43I mean, I have no interest in anyone else.
10:47I got my hands full with Adrian.
10:53You suck.
10:55I suck?
10:56Yeah.
10:57Honey, that's awful.
10:59big balls.
11:01Get off me.
11:04I'm not in cuddling moods.
11:07I love you.
11:09I love you.
11:17You were mean yesterday.
11:20Do you know that?
11:21This morning,
11:22I decided to address Christopher about the kissing situation with him.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31It's tongue.
11:34Oh.
11:35Get away.
11:36Get away.
11:36I don't want to be by you.
11:38I don't want to be by you.
11:39That's a joke.
11:40I don't want to be by you.
11:41I don't want to be by you.
11:42Don't go there.
11:43Hey, I put up with a lot of your last night, and it was not cool.
11:48Not cool.
11:49No, not cool.
11:50I'm having a hard time remembering the entire evening.
11:52It wasn't my intention, obviously, to hurt her.
11:55Oh, okay.
11:57I see.
11:59You just be a .
12:01I'm supposed to put up with it, but then you don't want to hear about it ever.
12:04Shoot me.
12:05I was wrong.
12:06I'll take the blame.
12:08But at what point are you going to stop shooting at me?
12:10Good morning.
12:12I don't think it's...
12:13No, no, we...
12:14I'm, like, emotionally broken down from the .
12:18I know, but it looks like you're reliving it.
12:20I mean, I want to...
12:21No, do you know what I love about you?
12:23If it's something that has to do with you...
12:25You know, everybody has to just bow down and cater.
12:28If it has to do with me, well, let's not relive it.
12:31It was just last night.
12:33I'm asleep on that all night and feel like crap.
12:36You tell me not to relive it.
12:37If this happened, like, a month ago, I'd understand.
12:40Since last night.
12:46But now because you made out with a girl, I get to make out with a guy.
12:49No, you don't.
12:51Why do you get to make out with a girl?
12:53I didn't.
12:54You did, too, right in front of me.
12:56She'll just keep digging it and digging it and digging it and digging it and it's like, you know, I
13:00don't know what I'm to do.
13:01The party last night was interesting.
13:03Chris got drunk and tried to French kiss Jane Weavlin.
13:06You're all like...
13:08And I'm like...
13:09And I'm like...
13:09There's no tongue.
13:11Lesson.
13:11I'm right there.
13:12I didn't want to be told Jane.
13:21All I want is a simple I'm sorry from Christopher.
13:25You totally misunderstood that last night.
13:27I thought you were on board with the whole thing.
13:28It was a joke.
13:30Nothing happened.
13:31There's nothing behind it.
13:33I know.
13:33It's with a very good friend who I feel like is my sister.
13:36I know.
13:37I was just seeing where she was coming from.
13:40Oh, okay.
13:40And it was again because, like, French kissing my sister.
13:43But I'm not cool with that.
13:45So all of what's going on inside your head...
13:46How many people want to French kiss their sister, but their sister won't French kiss them back?
13:53I mean, he's 47 years old, but he doesn't act like it. He acts more like he's a child.
13:58Oh, out of my mind.
14:00I don't know what to do about it.
14:01But I know that I've got to do something now.
14:09I have no family out here.
14:11I have no base.
14:12And when we fight, I have nobody else to talk to.
14:15It's just when I'm going through a hard time, I need to talk about it.
14:18And a lot of the people who are the most important people in my life are thousands and thousands of
14:24miles away.
14:28Hello.
14:29Hello, darling.
14:30I could really use my friends right now.
14:34Sometimes I just get scared that maybe he doesn't feel the same way about me that I do about him.
14:39But maybe he's so used to not having to necessarily consider anybody else's feelings,
14:45because everybody's like, oh my gosh, this is Chris Knight.
14:48So therefore, he can get away with a little more abnormal things than the average person can.
14:53Dee is my best friend for a reason.
14:55Our opinions definitely aren't far off from each other.
14:58You know, my family's going to see him, like, disrespect me like that.
15:02And, like, my grandma would just be devastated that I'm with a man that would sit there and try to
15:08make out with a girl right in front of me.
15:09You know I've never been one to make anything about the age difference.
15:13You know that's something that's never bothered me, because with everything me and you have been through and all that,
15:17older guys are the best for us.
15:19But the thing is, is that kind of sounds like something a 47-year-old doesn't do.
15:26You know what I mean?
15:26It does sound like something a 47-year-old wouldn't do.
15:31All right, well, thank you for talking to me.
15:32I feel a lot better, and I love you very much.
15:34I'll talk to you soon, okay?
15:36I love you too, girl.
15:37You can call me at any time, okay?
15:38All right.
15:39All right, bye.
15:40Bye.
15:46I'm looking for a couple of dozen long-stem roses.
15:49So, it looks like this is them right here, right?
15:52These come like two dozen to a bunch, but you can mix colors.
15:55All right, why don't we do half and half the white and the red?
16:00This should make somebody happy.
16:03Good.
16:04I think that the roses won't in themselves solve the problem,
16:08but, you know, she'll take it as a meaningful gesture.
16:14I came home, and I planned something that Adrian will truly appreciate.
16:18Hello?
16:19Is this Florence?
16:20Chris?
16:21Florence is very important to me, and her opinion is important to me.
16:24Florence is mom, and she's also an, even to me, she's an icon, you know?
16:28And I wanted to talk to Florence about Adrian.
16:30You're obviously my go-to mama.
16:33Yes, exactly.
16:34The original plan was for Adrian to move out to L.A., get a car, get yourself settled,
16:38find an apartment, and begin a life.
16:41It's five months, and there's no car, there's no apartment.
16:44And Florence is a therapist as well, which is going to come in very handy.
16:48I would love for you to meet Adrian.
16:50I'd love to.
16:51When do you have an opportunity?
16:52Well, the only time is sometime tomorrow afternoon.
16:55That'd be perfect.
16:56Oh, I look forward to this so much.
16:58Oh, thanks, Chris.
16:59I will, too.
16:59Thanks for giving us the time.
17:01I love you.
17:02I love you, too.
17:02This is something that I've been waiting to happen, so I was pleased that we were able
17:06to put it in the calendar, and then unnerved that it was in the calendar.
17:11Adrian is going to love this.
17:14Maybe.
17:23I'm home, Chrissy.
17:25Chris?
17:26Yeah, come on up.
17:31Oh, you are .
17:34Come here.
17:39There's a whole new one.
17:40I don't want to cry.
17:40Can I just have a second?
17:48You got me a rose.
17:50Oh, baby.
17:51You wrote me a story.
17:53Chrissy wrote me an incredible card that came with the flowers.
17:57Very incredible.
17:58I've always told him that he's better at writing and talking on the phone than he is in person.
18:06You sweet bastard.
18:12Can we have sex?
18:13You can have a foot massage as well.
18:16Oh, I feel.
18:19I'm hungry.
18:20Can we get food?
18:32Oh, it's pretty.
18:33Ooh.
18:35I'm excited.
18:38We get to the restaurant, and it was beautiful.
18:40I'm noticing this.
18:42You're just really beautiful.
18:48Shut up.
18:50I'm a sucker for your face.
18:54New handsome, debonair, fine piece of ass.
18:58And I've said it before and I'll say it again.
19:00I tap that.
19:01Here's to your eloquence.
19:03And me tapping that.
19:05To us tapping it.
19:09Girl.
19:13Hey, mister.
19:14I fart so bad it burns my eyes and then you don't even tell me you're going to do it.
19:18It has a way of taking the oxygen right out of the air.
19:21Dude, you can out fart my brothers, and for that, that's a feat in its own, okay?
19:27Cures are all SPDs.
19:29Oh, we're having lunch tomorrow with Florence.
19:34What?
19:34I have to tell you that.
19:36I have to meet Florence, AKA Mrs. Brady, and I'm so nervous.
19:43We're having lunch at our house.
19:45I'm nervous.
19:47She wants to know why it is that I have fallen for you, but you must be very special that
19:52I have.
19:53You mean why you have fallen for me?
19:56Yeah, no, I think, um...
20:02I feel like I have to impress everybody in Christopher's life.
20:06I have worked since the day I met you for a relationship.
20:10Here we go again.
20:12I got my period coming up loaded.
20:14Here we go again.
20:16Are you okay?
20:17I'm nervous.
20:28So, we're having dinner, and I feel good.
20:31This is so pretty.
20:33This is really beautiful.
20:38And then Chris decides to just shock the hell out of me.
20:42Oh, we're having lunch tomorrow with Florence.
20:46What?
20:47I have to tell you.
20:49She wants to know why it is that I have fallen for you, but you must be very special that
20:54I have.
20:55Why you have fallen for me?
20:57Chris informed me that Florence was coming over tomorrow, you know, to check me out.
21:03I thought maybe it would be nicer to say Florence is coming over to meet you, as opposed to Florence
21:07is coming over to judge you.
21:09She knows all about me, but she doesn't understand why he's fallen for me, but figure it out.
21:13She's...
21:14Reword it, then, because that's just what it sounded like.
21:17Yes, I need to reword it.
21:17I'm like, what?
21:18I kind of got a little defensive, because for the last seven months of our relationship, he has had his
21:23friends or family come to check me out, and I don't think I've done that to him yet.
21:28I'm nervous because I never got to meet your mommy, and I guess this is the closest thing you have
21:33to a mommy right now, and I'm just nervous.
21:38You can do it.
21:41You might not burp, though, around here.
21:56That was a lovely dinner.
22:02What is your view on relationships?
22:04And having a relationship with somebody, does it come free?
22:09No, it doesn't come free at all.
22:11I have worked since the day I met you for a relationship.
22:16It seems like Chris loves who I might be, as opposed to who I am.
22:21We can't change each other. We can only love each other for who we are.
22:27No, but we probably have the right to ask from each other that which we need.
22:35All right, get off the pot.
22:37Soon.
22:40Adrian is a young, immature woman. She's irrepressible and impatient.
22:47I'm extravagant. Everything's over the top with me.
22:50I know. Do you think it can be forever? Do you think you have to reel that back in?
22:54Do you think that's part of a necessary growth pattern for you?
23:01I don't know why Chris says some of the things that he says.
23:05I really don't.
23:06You know what? This is supposed to be a good night for me now.
23:08So, it was bubble bath time.
23:11Why don't you join me in my bubbles?
23:13Adrian can get over things right away.
23:16It doesn't matter what went on prior.
23:17We go back and she's in the bubble bath.
23:20And, Adrian's naked.
23:21And you'll notice that the biggest smile on her face will be when she is naked.
23:26Normally you would freak out about this.
23:28Why aren't you freaking out that I'm making all these bubbles?
23:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:36Wow, that jet was great.
23:40Look, it looks like I have a huge white .
23:44You're really turning me on right now.
23:51Can I shave your balls now?
24:07Okay.
24:20You're a dirty, dirty girl.
24:22You don't take home the mother.
24:25Yes, well that's the same thing.
24:25And that's why she's coming over.
24:27That's why I'm not taking you to her.
24:28She's coming to us.
24:29Can I wear the shirt when she comes over?
24:32Honey, I can't tell you what you have to do.
24:34What should I wear?
24:35Like, how should I dress?
24:36Do you really want me to help you dress or do you want to just go for it on your
24:40own?
24:40I was definitely looking forward to meeting Florence.
24:43I mean, Christopher's mother had recently passed and I knew that if anyone was a mother figure in his life
24:49that I should impress, it was probably her.
24:51I don't even have that many gowns.
24:54Here, Florence.
24:54Nicotine, vodka, and caffeine.
24:57You're not wearing ho-go-go pants.
25:00I got my period coming unbloated.
25:02I'm not comfortable showing my midriff.
25:04Honey, you look great.
25:05Adrian all of a sudden is in a panic and, you know, we needed a break.
25:09No!
25:10Adrian is a sexual creature.
25:14That is something that immediately makes us feel totally relaxed.
25:18What do you say?
25:18Thank you?
25:19Thank you, queen.
25:21Of what?
25:22Bubble Queen.
25:23May you?
25:24May I have what?
25:25Another.
25:26Another.
25:27Say it.
25:28He's Bubble Queen.
25:28May I have another?
25:31Might you not hit my back the next time, Bubble Queen, when you do that?
25:34But you want another.
25:35I guess I do.
25:36I'll use the furry side.
25:37Better.
25:38Much better.
25:39I beat the out of his ass.
25:41Mistress Bubble Queen?
25:42Yes.
25:42When will it be my turn to swatch you?
25:46So what should I wear?
25:49The black thing.
25:50Yeah, that'd be fine.
25:53So I'm gonna go check on the menu items and, uh...
25:56What should I wear with this?
25:57Turquoise diamonds?
25:59Turquoise would be great.
26:06Chris, I told you I'd do that.
26:08I know, but you're busy, so...
26:10Are you okay?
26:11I'm nervous.
26:13Florence represents sort of, uh, my family.
26:15I want to go right.
26:16And I feel very unsettled.
26:19Uh, literally that feeling that is butterflies, which I don't get.
26:23And I know the big issue is, is, is really Adrian.
26:25You're nervous because you think I'm gonna f*** up.
26:28Just f***ing admit it.
26:30You never have faith in me to impress.
26:32Oh, I have faith in you.
26:33Then why are you sitting here nervous?
26:36I'm nervous because you're making me nervous because you're making me feel like I'm gonna
26:39do something wrong.
26:47Uh-oh.
26:52Florence really is a therapist.
26:55This is a behavior that you want to lose as quickly as you can, and that's passive aggressive.
27:00Which is gonna perhaps come in very handy for a number of different reasons.
27:04The fact of the matter is, she's 22 years old.
27:07I felt a little tiny bit gamed up on.
27:10If she stays here, you're doomed.
27:19Florence was coming over, you know, to check me out.
27:23If anyone was a mother figure in his life that I should impress, it was probably her.
27:29Uh-oh.
27:38Hello.
27:39Chris?
27:40Does this sound like Florence?
27:42It was a lot of anticipation, and with Florence coming over, my nervousness and so forth.
27:46So when the doorbell finally rang and she was there, there was almost relief.
27:50It was like, good, now at least we can get this started.
27:56How are you, Chris?
27:57I don't know where it's going.
27:58Fine.
27:58How are you?
27:59I'm so happy to see you and see your house and everything.
28:02And meet Adrienne.
28:04Oh, this is the-
28:05Hi, Adrienne.
28:06The indomitable and infamous Adrienne.
28:09Hi.
28:10How are you?
28:10I'm good.
28:11How are you?
28:11You look great.
28:12I'm good.
28:12Oh, we're both in turquoise.
28:15Yeah.
28:15Florence comes the door, and my first thought in my head was, damn, she's still got it,
28:20man.
28:21She's a hottie.
28:22She's the woman that both of my brothers probably had many wet dreams over.
28:27Come on in.
28:28Okay.
28:28Welcome to the-
28:28Wow.
28:29Oh, wow.
28:31This is great.
28:32Actually, it's been recently-
28:34Revamped.
28:34Revamped.
28:35That's your-
28:36That would be-
28:38That's the living room.
28:39Oh.
28:42We're right at the water.
28:43Oh, Chris, this is great.
28:46Wow.
28:47It's beautiful.
28:48I can see why you like it here.
28:50I love it.
28:50Just open the door and let the outside in.
28:53Good for you.
28:53How do you like it, Adrienne?
28:56This is absolutely nothing like the Midwest, if you've been-
28:59Oh, I'm from the Midwest.
29:00Where are you from?
29:00Yeah, I'm from Joliet, Illinois.
29:02Where all the gangsters are from.
29:03Yes, ma'am.
29:05That's where I'm from.
29:06Joliet.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Prison town.
29:08So how are you guys doing?
29:09Are you, like-
29:11Things are crazy.
29:12Florence is over to meet Adrienne, and perhaps she can help me decide about things in my
29:18life, and I trust her judgment.
29:19Things have been pretty hectic.
29:21They kind of changed his entire house.
29:23She's stunning.
29:24She's stunning.
29:24Yeah.
29:25You know something?
29:25I need some ice.
29:26How did you wind up?
29:28Still trying to figure it out.
29:29How are you guys doing?
29:31Just recently, Chris has been really stressed out.
29:33I feel bad because, like, I took away his comfort zone.
29:36They made it look like, um, queer eye for the straight guy came in here.
29:42I was gonna say, it looks very gay, Chris.
29:47Happy, happy.
29:49A happy place.
29:50Okay.
29:51I got both of you now.
29:52Yeah.
29:56She knows she wants children.
29:58Yeah.
29:58And that's an interesting thing for me because I thought I was beyond that.
30:02Really?
30:02I'm Italian.
30:03That's what we do.
30:04We procreate.
30:06What are your goals career-wise?
30:13Um, I really love animals, and because I don't have all the credentials I would need
30:20to be a biologist, I'd probably go into maybe zoology.
30:25I definitely felt a little bit out of my element.
30:28I'm very much like I was at a job interview trying to impress someone to get hired.
30:34You don't want to be an actress?
30:36I definitely would like to get into acting.
30:38I'm a Leo, and I'm naturally dramatic.
30:40She's got no self-editing technique.
30:43Speak of.
30:44It's brilliant for acting.
30:48I kind of wanted to just, you know, have normal conversation like normal people would.
30:53It's not good the first time they met, but Dr. Flo was in the house.
30:59Chris, usually his work will be first, and maybe relationship will be down here.
31:05For you and for me, because I'm very right-brained, relationship's always number one.
31:10Family's number two, and you will always put yourself last just to preserve that relationship,
31:16which might not even be good for you.
31:18What creates great sex is tension, usually.
31:22But what creates great, great sex is great communication.
31:27And once you go to bed with somebody, you're hooked.
31:30Lord, are you in my head?
31:33What is going on?
31:35Well, Florence really is a therapist, which is going to come in very handy for a number of different reasons.
31:41Is it fair to say that it exhausts me? Because it does.
31:44When we start just talking about our relationship.
31:47What do you mean? That exhausts you to talk about it?
31:49We're talking about us. We're talking about old issues and us.
31:52And, you know, I would like to get-
31:53He considers old issues like two days ago when he made out with my friend in front of me.
31:57That's an old issue. I've got to forget about that.
31:59We're just talking about-
31:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What was that?
32:02He made out with-
32:08Well, it's not fair.
32:10That is too fair.
32:11It's not me, and it's not fair.
32:12And you're right there.
32:13Any other woman would have probably stood up, shoved their stiletto in your cornea, and then-
32:17No, I wouldn't have done that. I would have just said, see ya.
32:21She brings up this fricking kiss with Jane. Like, Florence needs to hear about the kiss with Jane.
32:26She just wants to bury me with it. And in front of Florence.
32:29It was comedic behavior as the way it was intended, and it was totally taken out of context.
32:35And I realized it's wrong.
32:37Well, but you know, that's done.
32:39It is.
32:40Chris was a jerk.
32:42And I will never do that again.
32:44And he knows that is not acceptable behavior for you.
32:47You know what I asked her?
32:48What is this tied to? Because it keeps coming up.
32:51I think it's tied to insecurity about the relationship, because she doesn't know where the relationship is going.
32:59We're certainly not saying that he's perfect, because his behavior can drive you insane.
33:04And this is a behavior that you want to lose as quickly as you can, and that's passive aggressive.
33:11Because you might sabotage this relationship, but realize that obviously there are issues here that you have to either resolve,
33:22or you become great friends.
33:29I hate having to hear that.
33:31Do I want to develop even harder feelings for this man and get even more into him for him to
33:37be like, eh, things aren't working and break my heart?
33:39Come here, I love you.
33:41Are you crying?
33:42Yeah.
33:43Because I'm sensitive.
33:46Okay, Chris, come over here and give me a tongue-er.
33:50I've learned better.
33:51Oh, you're lucky I learned that lesson.
33:55I would have to say I couldn't get mad in this situation.
33:57Hey, we're just going to come out here for a minute.
33:59Okay.
34:00I'm so happy to have met you.
34:03And I'm happy to have met you.
34:05So much about you.
34:05And I've heard a lot about you.
34:07You're so beautiful.
34:09Wow.
34:09And so are you.
34:10Like I said, God broke them all, and I'll give you guys time.
34:12I'm going to go downstairs.
34:13Oh, she's so sweet.
34:15A baby.
34:16And Florence asked that I give her and Chris some time to be alone.
34:20So I decided just to go downstairs and have a smoke.
34:25After all that crap, I deserved a cigarette.
34:33You know, from what I'm seeing is that you're both trying to change each other
34:37into what you wish each other.
34:38Oh, God.
34:39That doesn't work.
34:41I'm sorry to say that.
34:41I'm sorry to say that.
34:42But I've known that, I mean, in part, when I first met her was that, okay,
34:46well, you know, I have life like this, and there's certain things I'm not going to do.
34:51Perhaps she can fit into my world.
34:53But if she does, there's certain behaviors that she'll have to alter to fit better into that world,
34:57or she won't feel very comfortable.
34:59And I know I won't feel very comfortable.
35:00You won't be comfortable.
35:01I assume you have great sex.
35:03I mean, that might, you know, that was certainly the beginning in Genesis.
35:08Well, chemistry, yeah.
35:08We have good, we have good, we have good bedroom chemistry.
35:11But the fact of the matter is, she's 22 years old.
35:17But for both years' sake, she needs to get her own place.
35:21That would be my advice.
35:24Florence totally supported this plan that I had, which was Adrian moving out,
35:29that she thought was just the excellent plan.
35:32And a car.
35:33Oh, she didn't have a car?
35:34No.
35:34Oh.
35:36Felt a little tiny bit gained up on, but I wasn't going to let it bring me down.
35:41Because I think if she stays here, you're doomed.
35:52I think she's right.
35:53Adrian is going to have to move out.
35:55Love you.
35:56Mwah.
35:57Our relationship will just slowly fall apart.
36:00I'm not stupid.
36:08Today, Florence is over for lunch, and she is entirely clear on Adrian's youth and lack of independence.
36:16The fact of the matter is, she's 22 years old.
36:20For both years' sake, she needs to get her own place.
36:23Because I think if she stays here, you're doomed.
36:26I think she's right.
36:27If Adrian and I are going to make things work, Adrian is going to have to move out.
36:32You deserve a healthy, and I stress that word, a healthy relationship.
36:39I don't think me moving out will make our relationship stronger.
36:43I think it's such a huge step backwards and moving out.
36:47We work so much, we will never see each other.
36:50Our relationship will just slowly fall apart.
36:53I'm not stupid.
36:54I hope we meet in the future and we can talk all about you.
36:58We will.
36:58We will.
36:59I know a lot about you through him.
37:01And I grew curious because, I mean, I hate to say it, but The Great Bunch wasn't so much my
37:05generation.
37:07It's every generation.
37:08It's every generation, but I was, I was, my mom was like, don't watch TV.
37:12Go outside and do something with your life.
37:13Yeah.
37:13And that's, that's what I did.
37:14But next time, you and I can talk privately if you like.
37:18Okay.
37:19What can I say?
37:20Florence comes over and she knows everything that our relationship needs.
37:24And I feel like he's just jumping onto that opinion.
37:27If you're confused in your head, keep it in your head until you figure it out.
37:30Love you.
37:31Mwah.
37:32See there.
37:32See that sweet kiss?
37:34No, it was my tongue.
37:34No.
37:36And I have.
37:37Dip it.
37:37Dip.
37:38Dip.
37:38And I have absolutely nothing against that.
37:41Bye, honey.
37:41Bye.
37:42Take care.
37:44Coffee.
37:44I will.
37:45Oh, that ocean breeze.
37:47I know, isn't it great?
37:47That's why we live here.
37:49Goodbye.
37:49Bye-bye.
37:52We need to go upstairs and clean up the food.
37:55Let's clean.
38:03Moving out represents a number of different things to me.
38:06And they're all different.
38:07To me, moving out means she gets more freedom to develop a life that's independent of mine.
38:12I see that that's vital.
38:14And I think, in my mind, she needs her own life.
38:18So that we can have one together.
38:20Are you done with this?
38:22What?
38:23This.
38:24Yeah.
38:27I know how I feel about Chris.
38:29I've known how I felt about Chris since week two.
38:32I knew he was the one.
38:34I don't know why Chris doesn't want to make him a commitment.
38:37What do you think if I change my hair?
38:41Honey, you're beautiful.
38:42Your hair, I would like it any way you cut it.
38:46As long as you didn't have super cuts do it.
38:48Our communication needs a lot of improvement.
38:50We're not communicating well.
38:52I just had super cuts do it.
38:54And when we do talk, it's never about what we need to work on.
38:57I'd rather go for super cuts.
39:02$13.95.
39:04What I really wanted to say to her was that I adore coming home and knowing she's home.
39:09But I really believe that the success of our future together involves her living outside of my confines.
39:27So after an extremely emotionally draining day with Dr. Flo, Chris and I probably need some relaxation time.
39:39So I decided, hey, he's been bad. I'm going to really let him know.
39:49We're going to have fun.
39:51I was speechless. I was just totally speechless.
39:55Bad.
39:56I mean, it was like, um, it just cracked me up.
40:06I just love you so much.
40:09I love you too.
40:11These bubble queens may I have another?
40:13This season on My Fair Brainy.
40:16I just adore her company.
40:20So when she was born, you got on a date?
40:22Right, right, right, right.
40:24Pretty much.
40:25Okay, that's depressing.
40:26It hurts me to ask you to move out.
40:28I love her and I can't really live without her.
40:31I don't want you to move out.
40:32I think it's better for you to move out.
40:34Okay.
40:34I'm confused. I don't know.
40:36I want to make a home with a fiance or a husband.
40:40Not just some boyfriend that can leave me in six months.
40:43A husband can leave you in six months.
40:45He's so wishy-washy up and down and can't make a decision on something.
40:51We are going back to my hometown, Joann, Illinois.
40:55Because I need my father to approve of Chris.
40:58What do you want to tell me, Dad?
40:59I want to know what was going on, how you feel about it.
41:02He's wishy-washy.
41:03One day he wants to marry me and have my kids,
41:06and then the next day he wants me to move out.
41:08Rick, Adrian's dad, he's a big guy.
41:11He can do a lot of damage if you pissed him off.
41:13Where do you see you and Adrian at?
41:14I'm serious about the woman.
41:16You break my baby's heart and I'll come gunning for you.
41:18I'm that kind of guy.
41:23We're going to Puerto Rico.
41:25I'm taking Adrian to Puerto Rico.
41:27As a way of having some romance and relaxation.
41:30I don't know where Puerto Rico is.
41:38I'm on the most amazing trip of my life.
41:40The only thing that I'm missing is being engaged.
41:45I'm not going to lie to you, but for me,
41:47being with someone who doesn't know what they want,
41:50that's not what I want.
41:51If you can make some sort of commitment, I should move on.
41:57Seven months is no time.
41:58To some people, it's all the time in the world.
42:00I don't know what to do about it.
42:02I just have to think things through.
42:05Give me some time.
42:06That he's not going to make a commitment.
42:10And I feel that when I go back to LA,
42:12it's time to look for an apartment.
42:14And I realize this is the end.
42:19You showed my picture.
42:21My penis picture to Jane.
42:23Can I get rid of it?
42:24Okay, right now.
42:26Oh God, it's beautiful.
42:28You didn't erase it.
42:29It just told you.
42:31This picture erased.
42:32There's no longer a penis picture.
42:34There's your butt, which I'm not getting rid of.
42:38And...
42:39Look, there's you smashing a coconut.
42:41Thank you very much.
42:42No, I hate you.
42:43I'm seriously master-debated to that picture.
42:46Like 800 times when you were gone.
42:49Yes!
42:51There's no capital room on your lid.
42:52And there's no organ in it.
42:52There, people are planning in it and want some sex withÃn.
42:52Two people are doing it's not reallyå››husordial sex-4.
42:53With a fanfare.
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