00:01Hey mom, sorry it's been a while. Adjusting to Canyon Valley's been pretty tough. I don't think I really get
00:07this done yet, but I'm not giving up. I'm going to take your advice, and I'm going to go find
00:11the big picture. Love you.
00:20Oh, come on, Lil. You promised me that today would be our groom and board jam session with my tip
00:30tapes.
00:34Do you need an extra kitty sticker, Mr. Tape?
00:37Where do I find a sleeping bag, a flare gun, and a machete?
00:39In the pantry above the... Wait, where are you going?
00:41Location scouting. I'm looking for the big picture of Canyon Valley.
00:45Huh? You'll need a guide.
00:47Well, I've already got a map.
00:49You don't need a map. You need a Lil.
00:53Ew.
00:54You're saying you want to show Jack around town today?
00:58Don't you want me to hang out with my half B-row?
01:01I guess my tapes can wait.
01:03I'm going to need a machete, too.
01:05Not a chance.
01:06I'm so proud of you for taking care of your brother.
01:09You use that boy, and you'll be grounded for the rest of the world.
01:14Okay, have fun.
01:17You got it.
01:19I can't believe Lil volunteered for this.
01:22I think this calls for a celebration dinner.
01:25Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:28In the bowl!
01:31Maybe I can go get the after-dinner tapes.
01:36Oh, my.
01:42Keep going.
01:45I'll go get the pot.
01:58The only way to see Canyon Valley is the lily way.
02:01I call it the tour trifecta.
02:03You got to learn the history.
02:05Next, you got to taste the cuisine.
02:06And finally, you got to experience the recreation.
02:09Well, look.
02:10It's nice of you to do all this, but I only need to get to the highest summit in Canyon
02:13Valley.
02:13My mom says to get to the heart of the story, you must first discover the big picture.
02:18And I figure, highest point, best view for the big picture.
02:21That would be a place called the hill.
02:24But I've never been.
02:26Too climby-climby for me.
02:28Uh, Jack?
02:33Come on.
02:34This could be a shortcut.
02:35Hey, get back here!
02:37Whoa!
02:44Whoa, we're here!
02:46What's here?
02:47First leg of the trifecta.
02:49Let's go see some history!
02:51Big picture, here we come!
02:56The Canyon Valley Museum.
02:59Founded in 1877, the museum was built in an old mine because...
03:04Jack?
03:05So this used to be an old mine?
03:07They closed the mine, but left the tunnels.
03:11Whoa, a map!
03:12If I were here, then...
03:15Boom!
03:16Another shortcut through the mines!
03:18Jack!
03:19What about the trifecta?
03:21I should go after him.
03:23If Jack dies on my watch, I'll definitely get grounded.
03:28You know, if Jack's gonna be with us for a while, we might as well rip off the training wheels.
03:33Wait, I don't know if he even likes spicy foods.
03:36I don't know what he likes at all!
03:38Aiko, don't be ridiculous.
03:40Everybody likes spicy.
03:45I've been living in Canyon Valley for most of my adult life, and I've never stepped foot in here before.
03:51Whoa!
03:52Check it out!
03:53Why walk to the hill when we can ride to the hill?
03:56Ugh.
03:57Come on, Jack.
03:58This is not part of my tour.
04:00Oh, I didn't know you were afraid of mine carts.
04:04I ain't scared of mine carts, Hippie.
04:07I'm just trying to keep us on a tight schedule.
04:09See?
04:10I'm chill.
04:11Then let's make it more exciting.
04:15Oh, well, I guess this thing is pretty old.
04:18Whoa!
04:18Oh!
04:18Ha ha ha!
04:33Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:38Good thing this skeleton broke my fall.
04:40You okay, Lil?
04:41I think I still have a little feeling on what's left of my butt.
04:45Hey, where do you think this goes?
04:47Get back here!
04:51Jack, I told you to stop.
04:58This is not part of the tour!
05:00Whoa, Lil! There's a door over here!
05:02Jack, do you not see the actual buckets of blood?
05:06You're kidding me!
05:08We're at Sammy's Sammy's!
05:10What's a Sammy's Sammy's?
05:13Only the best grub in town!
05:15And the cuisine part of my tour.
05:19Sammy makes a mean sandwich.
05:21Whatever you do, don't go off the menu.
05:25Uh, excuse me.
05:28Mayo hurting my tum-tum?
05:31Could I get it on the side?
05:34Check this out.
05:40I love the favorite, Captain, ma'am.
05:44Toasted.
05:45The run toasted.
05:47Toasted, not toasted.
05:48Um, half and half?
05:49Let's keep the line moving.
05:51Cool shop you got here.
05:53Reminds me of a sandwich place I went to in Florence.
05:55How do you make your bread?
05:55What kind of wheat do you use?
05:57Bread wheat.
05:58Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
06:00The good old American way.
06:01Well, check this out.
06:03I have this killer hot sauce I picked up when I was in Mexico.
06:05I really think it'll make your Sammy's sing.
06:08Here, try some.
06:17Mom's gonna kill me.
06:19So, what do you think?
06:25What did I tell you?
06:27Didn't think the youth appreciated the Scoville scale anymore.
06:31I'm adding a new sandwich to the menu.
06:34Call it the Jack.
06:37Cookie!
06:38Here, take out my money.
06:39I owe you one, kid.
06:40I'll do anything.
06:42And I mean anything.
06:45Any chance you know of a quick route to the hill?
06:47Sammy said the shortcut is right around here.
06:51Can't believe she named a sandwich after you.
06:53I've been eating here for years.
06:54That's gotta be it.
06:56You don't even have a punch card.
06:59Jack, I'm not gonna climb into a random hole full of...
07:02Wait a minute.
07:06That's not poop.
07:07That's creek sludge.
07:08Come on!
07:09But what if it was poop?
07:12Okay, I'm not sure if Jack's gonna be able to handle that much spice.
07:16I'm a little bit.
07:17Will, a little help?
07:18I can't find any evidence of Jack ever eating spicy food.
07:22And I used to have such a nice butt.
07:23I don't know my boy.
07:25I don't know my boy!
07:26It's gonna be okay, honey.
07:28And I think you still have a nice butt.
07:30Uh-oh.
07:35And finally, the recreation.
07:38Welcome to Beaver Bend Creek.
07:41Canyon Valley's one and only swimming destination.
07:47Ain't no one swimming in those waters, Kuyon.
07:49They be cursed with the beast!
07:53Well, what if we didn't have to get in the water?
08:02Jack, what are you doing?
08:03You're never gonna make it across.
08:05Come on, it'll be fine.
08:07If we don't go now, I'm gonna lose my light.
08:09Jack!
08:10Jack!
08:10Jack!
08:11Jack!
08:12You better be right about this.
08:13Too late to turn back now!
08:15What?
08:19Laissez-le-baudre!
08:21Hey!
08:22I've never felt so alive!
08:27The beast's coming.
08:29What?
08:31Oh!
08:33Au revoir, bon ami.
08:36Are we alive?
08:38Hey, does my dad have any tip-tapes on how long it takes a fish to digest a couple of
08:42kids?
08:42No.
08:43I just know what not to feed them.
08:46Oh!
08:47Got any of the hot sauce left?
08:56Whoa!
08:57That was awesome!
09:00I'm almost there.
09:01Come on, Lil!
09:02Wait!
09:04My socks are soaked.
09:06I'm covered in sludge.
09:07The hill is so far.
09:09Just leave me.
09:11Okay.
09:14You're leaving me?
09:34Your town is pretty beautiful.
09:36Right?
09:37I've never seen it this way.
09:40Ooh.
09:41All right.
09:42Here we go.
09:42This is it.
09:43Big picture time.
09:48So, what is the big picture anyways?
09:52I don't really know.
09:53Maybe the answer's in here.
10:05Nope!
10:06I got nothing.
10:07Seriously?
10:07You're telling me we did all of that for nothing?
10:10What a waste of a perfect summer day.
10:14Maybe not for nothing.
10:16You coming or what?
10:23Whoa!
10:27Oh, this is great, guys.
10:30Oh!
10:31That was a nice kick.
10:32What's your secret?
10:33Well, son, it's love.
10:35No, it's not.
10:36It's MSG.
10:41What do you guys say to a good old wild pack night hike?
10:44We can go check out that big hill.
10:47Uh, we're a bit tired tonight, Dad.
10:49What about we get back to our grooming board tip tape gym sesh?
10:54Oh, boy!
10:56I'll get it rolling.
10:58Well, wrong tape!
11:27We'll be right back.
11:30We'll be right back.
11:32We'll be right back.
11:32We'll be right back.
11:33We'll be right back.
11:33We'll be right back.
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