00:01What?
00:02Mara?
00:05Gone for more jars, back later, Monica Geller.
00:09Wait a minute, look.
00:11What?
00:11Look, look, look.
00:12What, what, what?
00:13It's an empty apartment.
00:14Oh.
00:15We're all alone in an empty apartment.
00:18Oh, honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes and...
00:21Oh.
00:23Alright.
00:23Well, it's not like I'm employer of the year or anything.
00:31There it is.
00:32Oh.
00:33Oh, that's what you're talking about.
00:34Oh.
00:34Hey.
00:35Hey.
00:37Do I look fat?
00:39No.
00:39No.
00:41Okay, I accept that.
00:42When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow.
00:48Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it.
00:51Okay, well, Janice said, uh, hi, do I look fat today?
00:54And I, I looked at her.
00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:57You looked at her?
01:01You never look.
01:03You just answer.
01:05It's like a reflex.
01:06Do I look fat?
01:07No.
01:10Is she prettier than I am?
01:12No.
01:14Does size matter?
01:15No.
01:15And it works both ways.
01:19Okay, so you both just know this stuff?
01:22You know, after about 30 or 40 fights, you kind of catch on.
01:27Okay, for instance, let's say Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options.
01:33Option number one, she'll take a cab home from the airport.
01:36Or option number two, you can meet her at baggage claim.
01:39What do you do?
01:40That's easy, baggage claim.
01:41Eh, wrong.
01:42Now you're single.
01:46It's actually secret option number three.
01:49You meet her at the gate.
01:50That way she knows you love her.
01:52Hmm.
01:53Okay, this is good, this is good.
01:54Alright, listen, I have one.
01:57Janice likes to cuddle at night, which, you know, I'm all for.
02:01But, you know, when you want to go to sleep, you want some space.
02:04So, you know, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something?
02:10Oh, honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there because we're cuddly sleepers.
02:14Ooh.
02:16Okay, I'm late for work.
02:17Oh.
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