00:01Aunt Phil, stop yelling!
00:03All I'm saying is if you had told me vegetarian lasagna,
00:06I would have made vegetarian lasagna.
00:09Well, the meat's only every third layer.
00:12Maybe you could scrape.
00:14Russ, did you really read all these baby books?
00:16Yep.
00:17You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus.
00:20No compass.
00:22And I could find my way out of there like that.
00:25Ooh, this is cool.
00:26It says in some parts of the world,
00:28people actually eat the placenta.
00:32And we're done with the yogurt.
00:36Sorry.
00:37Aunt Phil, I did this as a favor.
00:39I am not a caterer.
00:41What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?
00:45Nice talk, Aunt Phil.
00:47You kiss Uncle Freddy with that mouth.
00:50Hey, Russ, listen.
00:52Do you know that right now your baby is only this big?
00:55This is your baby.
00:57Hi, Daddy.
00:59How come you don't live with Mommy?
01:03How come Mommy lives with that other lady?
01:10Oh, it's a lesbian.
01:16So what do you buy?
01:17Pop all your feet up in there, don't you ask her?
01:18Hannah, you can say it.
01:19You can say it.
01:19It's a poke-a-nose.
01:20Poke-a-nose.
01:21It's like poke-a-nose.
01:24Ah.
01:26Poke-a-nose.
01:36So, did I hear poke-a-nose?
01:38Yes.
01:39My sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
01:41Woo-hoo!
01:42First weekend away together.
01:44Yeah, it's a big step.
01:45No.
01:47Oh, it's just a weekend.
01:48Big deal.
01:49Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh?
01:51Shouldn't it be flung by now?
01:56I mean, we are way past the fling thing.
01:58I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Daniel's steel books, you know?
02:01I mean, when I'm with him, I just totally, totally...
02:05Nauseous.
02:05I'm physically nauseous.
02:08What am I supposed to do, huh?
02:09Call immigration?
02:12I could call immigration.
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