00:10Jandler?
00:12Miss Tedlock, you're looking lovely today.
00:15May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
00:19Well, Mr. Kostelik would like you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
00:24Oh, listen, if this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them, really.
00:28Nothing at all, really.
00:30Nothing.
00:35Hey, you guys, Chandler's coming, and he says he has, like, this incredible news.
00:39So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know...
00:42Hey.
00:42Hey.
00:43Hey.
00:43Never mind, but it was going to be really good.
00:47What's going on?
00:48What is up?
00:48So, it's a typical day at work.
00:50Come in putting my numbers, and Big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make
00:54me processing supervisor.
00:56That is great.
00:56Oh, my God, congratulations.
00:59So, I quit.
01:01Why?
01:01Why?
01:02Why?
01:03This was supposed to be a temp job.
01:04Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years.
01:07If I took this promotion, it would be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
01:11So, was it a lot more money?
01:12It doesn't matter.
01:14I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 o'clock at night
01:17worrying about the weenus.
01:21The, the weenus?
01:23Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems.
01:25It's a processing term.
01:27Oh, that weenus.
01:30Okay, so, what are you going to do?
01:32I don't know.
01:32That's the thing.
01:33I don't know what I want to do.
01:34I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
01:36Oh, I have something you can do.
01:38I have this new massage client, Steve.
01:42Anyway, um, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
01:49Um, hi there.
01:51Hi.
01:53Oh, yeah, no, I know.
01:54You're a chef.
01:54I know, and I thought of you first, but, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so.
02:01Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chefing experience.
02:04Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
02:07Yeah, yeah.
02:08Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
02:10Well, he wants to.
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